EP42: Broomstick Riding Techniques Welcome back to the Hot and Pottered Podcast, where the jokes are Dad quality at best, the points don't matter, we don't know what the f*ck we're doing, and apparently keep up with our posting schedule! Due t

EP41: Just Polidickin' Around

Sep 24th, 2021 1h 33m

*WARNING* This episode contains CONTROVERSIAL TOPICS!EP41: Just Polidickin' AroundWe're late, we're late, for a very long bit of polidicking around! So ....yeah *finger guns*quickie by hvdrabbles (humanveil) https://archiveofourown.org/wor

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Technical Difficulties

Sep 22nd, 2021 23s

Due to technical difficulties, Episode 41 will be delayed. Episode 41 will be available no later than Friday, September 24th.Thank you for your understanding! ❤❤❤*If you enjoy our podcast, please review us on Facebook and Apple Podcasts at

EP40: Werewolfbait Hoo-ha ha

Sep 8th, 2021 1h 31m

EP40: Werewolfbait Hoo-ha haNeed we say more? Probably, but all Kaitlynn and J-kon have to say on episode 40 on the Hot and Pottered Podcast is: this one's for you Amber ;-)*WARNING* this episode contains LOUD moans!Hoo-ha by severity_softly

EP39: Orgasms Make the Naishin Grow

Aug 25th, 2021 1h 6m

EP39: Orgasms Make the Naishin GrowOne this week's episode of the Hot & Pottered Podcast, J-Kon reads his first-ever self-sourced smut!!! Let's see if it's any good!! See what that beginner's donglette of steal can do!*looks at Snape*Snape w

EP38: Save a Broom, Ride a Potions Master's Face

Aug 11th, 2021 1h 16m

EP38: Save a Broom, Ride a Potions Master's FaceOH BOY!*rubs hands together*Am I gonna get my revenge on J-Kon or what?! *Kaitlynn Laughs maniacally as Snape smirks over his cup of black tea*https://archiveofourown.org/series/2271749 by

EP37: Grab Some Napkins or a Hat

Jul 28th, 2021 51m 16s

~Like my potion in the BACK, that's some wet ass HAT~Sincerely,J-Kon & Kaitlynn (This totally isn't a trap)You Are Mine. by Little_Scorpion - https://archiveofourown.org/works/12401292 &Hats Off by BeauregardAvenue - https://archiveofourow

EP36: We're Back Snitches

Jul 14th, 2021 1h 22m

We're officially back from our -insert professional-sounding word meaning 'break'- and we will be moving to uploading episodes EVERY OTHER WEDNESDAY. Sorry, we keep forgetting to mention that 😬ANYWAY....We're back Snitches and it's Snape's tu

EP35: Bamboozled By Morgan!

Jun 30th, 2021 1h 23m

EP35: Bamboozled By Morgan!We're finally posting again! Look ma! I finally edited this episode! *Thank you and apologies!* It's Morgan's episode!!! Thank you so much to our OnlyFan Morgan for sending this beautiful hatef∩ck smut & for bamboozl

EP34: Knobwarts A Dickstory

Jun 2nd, 2021 44m 35s

EP34: Knobwarts A DickstoryJoin your hosts J-Kon and Kaitlynn as they read, rate, and rave about this week's smutty fanfiction. Follow along with us as we figure out what exactly Hermione does at 7:30pm every night when she's ALONE in the libr

EP33: Hufflepiss

May 26th, 2021 1h 5m

EP33: HufflepissJoin friends J-Kon & Kaitlynn as they find out why Hermione & Neville are sneaking around after midnight, dodging Filch and Mrs. Norris. And then Snape learns a valuable lesson as to why one should not punish Hufflepuffs! 😉

EP32: Lockhart is Blessedly Silent

May 19th, 2021 1h 3m

EP32: Lockhart is Blessedly SilentRita Skeeter is determined to get her scoop, but first, she has to give it to Lockhart 😉Beautiful Disaster by zikandra - https://archiveofourown.org/works/27466540How would you guys rate this fic?*If you

EP31: aka Commando

May 12th, 2021 1h 40m

EP31: aka CommandoWelcome back, weary traveler, to a new episode of this thing we like to call the Hot & Pottered Podcast! In this episode, fanfic jester J-Kon and smut Empress, Kaitlynn set out on another epic quest to find the elusive femsla

EP30; Big Dick Energy

May 5th, 2021 1h 19m

EP30; Big Dick EnergyBack for more smut are ye, weary traveler? Well, this is the right place: Hot & Pottered Podcast, sure is! In this episode, fanfic paige boy J-Kon and smut Baroness of House Hufflepuff, Kaitlynn set out on another epic jou

EP29: The Purple Pegger

Apr 28th, 2021 1h 9m

Ah~ I see thou hast returned to us here upon the Hot & Pottered podcast! In this episode, fanfic eunuch J-Kon and smut Duchess of House Hufflepuff, Kaitlynn finish the epic "Purple" by the scribe skelpielimmer! Nymphadora (and Kaitlynn) finally

EP28: Prostrate; Press Here For; Orgasm

Apr 21st, 2021 1h

Well; hello again traveler! Due to totally foreseeable circumstances, we took last week off but Hot & Pottered podcast is back baby! Join fanfic Paige boy J-Kon and smut knight of House Hufflepuff, Kaitlynn in some of that SMUT! In this epis

EP27: Hickory Diggory Dick

Apr 7th, 2021 1h 18m

EP27: Hickory Diggory Dick"Hickory Diggory Dick,Cedric's hardened his prick,The cock struck oneScottish apple pie up his bum,Hickory Diggory Dick"*ANYWAY*On this week's episode, your hosts J-Kon and Kaitlynn venture into the Quidditch L

EP26: Fantastical F#!ks & Where to Find Them

Mar 31st, 2021 1h 27m

EP26: Fantastical F#!ks & Where to Find ThemAh yes, hello again weary traveler. I see you are back for another tale from Allyrion's great epic: A Magical Foursome. In this, we find the answer to the question everyone has asked themselves, time

EP25: Load of Jism

Mar 24th, 2021 57m 12s

EP25: Load of JismHooooo, WOW, where shall I begin?With the purposeful load or the rush of jism? The mound of blonde pubes or the ethereal, consistent, young body, and Luna Lovegood's pink snatch.How can you hear more of this...poetry, you a

EP24: Far Too Much Erotic Stimuli (feat. Prudes the poltergeist)

Mar 17th, 2021 2h

EP24: Far Too Much Erotic Stimuli (feat. Prudes the poltergeist)Well, hello there weary traveler. I see you hath stumbled upon the Hot and Pottered Podcast where the jokes are dad quality at best, the points don't matter, and we don't know wha

EP23: We About to Go H.A.M. (Primal 2/2)

Mar 10th, 2021 1h 10m

EP23: We About to Go H.A.M. (Primal 2/2)Well, hello there weary traveler. I see you hath stumbled upon the Hot and Pottered Podcast where the jokes are dad quality at best, the points don't matter, and we don't know what the fuck we're doing!

EP22: Once You Go Half-Giant (Primal part 1/2)

Mar 3rd, 2021 1h 2m

EP22: Once You Go Half-Giant (Primal 1/2)Welcome back to the Hot and Pottered Podcast where the jokes are dad quality at best, the points don't matter, and we don't know what the f*ck we're doing! Oh boy, are ya'll in for the adventure of a l

EP21: Take 2 Dicks Boogaloo

Feb 24th, 2021 48m 33s

EP 21: Take 2 Dicks BoogalooWelcome back to the Hot and Pottered Podcast where the jokes are dad quality at best, the points don't matter, and we don't know what the f*ck we're doing. In Episode 21: Take 2 Dicks Boogaloo, all of the aforementi

EP20: To The Moon! (feat. Amanda)

Feb 17th, 2021 1h 41m

EP20: To The Moon!Oh baby, are we taking you guys on a trip "to the moon" on this episode of the Hot and Pottered Podcast! Join heterosexual correspondent J-kon and smut guide Kaitlynn as they introduce their first guest Amanda -J-Kon's girlfr

EP19: Jerk & Circle Jerk

Feb 10th, 2021 50m 33s

EP19: Jerk & Circle JerkWelcome to Hot & Pottered Podcast's horniest episode yet! Join horny boy J-Kon and fangirl Kaitlynn as they read that dirty, dirty SMUT! In this week's episode, we join Pansmione (Pansy x Hermione) "Under the Table", -t