another pod! this fortnight we have on stand up comedians and the hosts of 'Best Mistakes' podcast Anya Volz & Nika Lomazzo. they're HILARIOUS and we talk about the controversial legacy of Lena Dunham, Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan feuds and o

Episode 75: Flex Time with Ex-Florist

Apr 14th, 2021 1h 17m

on this fortnightly episode we talk about office slang, tunnel boring machines, making out with our dogs & we interview Tacoma based rapper, archivist and artist Ex-Florist! find Ex-Florist here https://twitter.com/formerflorist https://www.ins

Wiki How 2 Be

Mar 30th, 2021 1h 9m

we are back! with an episode about how to become confident :D we went to the source of confidence... Kourtney Kardashian's POOSH, Tony Robbins and of course Wiki How find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's IG @clarapluton val's IG @teenbe

I Take Time And I Fold It

Mar 17th, 2021 1h 11m

HELLOO!! on this fortnightly episode we take a deep dive into time, DDR and john mayer <3 it's one of my favorites.. truly! find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84

Withholding our Lesbian Labor

Feb 17th, 2021 1h 15m

hello!! on this fortnightly episode we talk about going on STRIKE (aka being laid off and collecting unemployment lmao), our futures for the world and our weekend snow days of course find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton

Couples Therapy Squared

Feb 3rd, 2021 1h 36m

hiii we're back with a new episode!! we talk about the harrowing and oft gawked at practice of ..COUPLES THERAPY! we offer our own lezperspective drawing from our own experiences, watch some reality tv, and yes we cry at the end :) find us on

Shycon City with Archie

Jan 13th, 2021 1h 6m

we interview seattle pop superstar ARCHIE! woohoo! we talk about introverts thriving, her dreams, how she got to where she is and all the beauty that lies before her find her on spotify at ARCHIE and stream bad bitch! archie's IG: @archiethesh

Entering the Gaytrix with Frankie Leveau

Dec 24th, 2020 1h 10m

hello! we're back with another pod <3 on this fortnightly episode we gab about Val watching The Matrix for the first time followed by an interview with Frankie Leveau. it's a good one xoxo Find Frankie on ig @shopaloevintage at shopaloevintage.

Daily Meal with Dylan McKeever

Dec 10th, 2020 56m 34s

hello!!! we interviewed Dylan McKeever on this fortnightly episode <3 <3 she's a comedian, an illustrator, a JOY on instagram and most importantly, our friend find her on ig @deemakes ! find us on patreon patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @claraplu

Claranators vs Val-Pals

Nov 25th, 2020 1h 23m

hi gays! on this episode we talk about the pursuit of rugged individualism has made america into a death cult <3 enjoy and stay gay! find us on patreon- patreon.com/HTHWD clara's insta: @clarapluton val's insta @teenbeat_84

Blob Family

Oct 26th, 2020 1h 15m

here we ARE with election self care tips, reminiscing on our stand up 'careers' and ...a little announcement find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84

P0P S3CR3T

Oct 7th, 2020 1h 19m

another episode of HTWHD!! we talk about.. everything. bliss, the spirit realm, our failed coping mechanisms and everything in between find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD we love youu <3 stay gay!

Yesterday's Tomorrow is Today

Sep 23rd, 2020 1h 17m

a new episode yay! we talk about building for our future in the ashes of failed American democracy experiment. yay! find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig: clarapluton val's ig: teenbeat_84

What Would Enby Jesus Do

Aug 23rd, 2020 57m 33s

on this fortnightly episode we answer your q & gays!!!! YAY! you can always email us your questions at [email protected] patreon.com/HTWHD clara's IG: clarapluton val's IG: teenbeat_84

What Would Enby Jesus Do?

Aug 19th, 2020 57m 33s

on this fortnightly episode we answer your q & gays!!!! YAY! you can always email us your questions at [email protected] patreon.com/HTWHD clara's IG: clarapluton val's IG: teenbeat_84

Un-Nuke the Family

Jul 24th, 2020 1h 6m

hello!!!! new episode <3 we love you, stay gay! find us on patreon!!! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's insta: clarapluton val's insta: teenbeat_84

Comedy Is CANCELLED!!!!

Jul 1st, 2020 1h 5m

woo! we're back! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84

Keep Dreaming, Keep Building with King County Equity Now

Jun 17th, 2020 1h 9m

we interviewed Isaac of King County Equity Now Coalition! sign up for their newsletter! follow them everywhere!!!! https://www.kingcountyequitynow.com/ on IG: @kingcountyequitynow twitter: https://twitter.com/KCequitynow

The Virgo Mom-ologues

May 21st, 2020 1h 35m

it's our 60th episode omg!! on this episode we talk to high priestess, author, witch and more Ylva Mara Radzisewski <3 we talk about falling asleep on the toilet, the love of the grind, and what her life has looked like to get her to be the bad

Clara's Gay Hiccup Cure

Apr 29th, 2020 1h 10m

we're back! on this episode we talk about change, taco bell and I REVEAL MY TRADEMARKED HICCUP CURE find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's insta: @clarapluton val's insta: @teenbeat_84

Enjoy The Pot Roast with Sharlese Metcalf

Apr 1st, 2020 1h 1m

On this edition of Cruisin' With Clara we sit with DJ Sharlese Metcalf. We talk birth charts, being beat obsessed, reality TV and so much more. Sharlese's instagram: sh6rl6s6 Clara's instagram: clarapluton Val's instagram: teenbeat_84 find us

Work From Homo

Mar 24th, 2020 52m 1s

HERE WE AAARE we recorded this in our living room and it was hard and we love all of you so much <3 find us on instagram clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD

Clara's Dinner With Val

Mar 4th, 2020 1h 29m

originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio on this very special episode Clara & Val interview... EACH OTHER!!!! <3 <3 they talk about being frozen, magic, downloads & all the intrinsic gayness that have made them themselves cla

'Never Meant' 2 Doubt My Doubt

Feb 19th, 2020 1h 21m

originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Seattle on this fortnightly episode Clara and Val talk about rich gays, emo anthems and what we can learn from our doubts <3 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's insta: @clarapluton val's inst