We open with breaking news of three wildfires in California. The one in Malibu is threatening Camille's and Denise's homes. Rewind five days earlier to update us on some housewife drama. Erika and Lisa Rinna have lunch and bond over their Erika Jayne experiences. They also confirm everyone has beef with Camille. Dorit's company has a faux-to shoot, and we're pretty sure Jagger is modeling for free. Kyle plans a trip to Provence, and we are super jealous!! Harry and Lisa have a super awkward family dinner where their teenage daughters show attitudes all parents dread. Neither Harry or Lisa are claiming the children. The ladies meet up for lunch, where they talk about their upcoming trip to Provence and the beat down Camille will get. Speaking of Camille, why did she hire a 75 year old sick man to be her assistant? And then there's Brandi? Is she back to the Housewives now that Vanderpump is out? We welcome a new storyline, but are super anxious as well.