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Hi, Welcome, Hi, welcome

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Jodi to how Rude Tanarito's

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We're back with another mini episode.

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I love these mini episodes. They're so fun.

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They are fun, They're very fun. This

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one is particularly fun.

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Or is particularly fun and ridiculous

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we have there's always been a lot of things

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about Full House that don't quite

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add up. Other than

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lots Howie no, but there's

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you know, a lot of things that don't add up necessarily

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in the world of Full House

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and so floating about online.

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The fans have come up

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with some rather interesting conspiracy

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theories and stories

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about what's really happening on

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Full House, and they

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go deep, they go deep, very

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deep down the fandom rabbit hole. And

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I am just thrilled

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to talk about these. Some of

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them. I've heard some of them. I have not.

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I hadn't heard of most of these, to be honest.

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I yeah, I've heard of a couple of them.

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But it's yeah, these

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all these conspiracy theories were pulled

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from from rancor dot com, I believe, when

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where we found a lot of them. But oh

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boy.

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Oh boy, oh boy. Well let's

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let's get into it.

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Let's let's do it.

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Shall we start. Let's do it on. Yes,

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Okay, the first one is Michelle

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never woke up and dreamt Fuller

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House? What if in the Full

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House finale, Michelle never woke up from her coma

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following the horseback riding accident.

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The coma the coma Michelle never

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appears on Fuller House, and people

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who dream rarely see

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themselves in their own dreams.

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That actually makes sense, right, I

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never put that together. Yeah, that's

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why she wasn't in it. She was dreaming it.

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Yeah, and if everything

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was a dream, then we can kind of see

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where Michelle got the idea that,

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like DJ's husband died,

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and Kimmy and Steph, you know what I mean that she kind.

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Of But my question is, okay.

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Like I'm I'm I'm there for it

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for some of it, Okay, but then I feel

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like, is she so she

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just imagining what everyone looks

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like as adults?

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Yes, okay, yes,

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she's She has an app that's like a like

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an aging app where she can see

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what.

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Filter what they're gonna do. Well, maybe

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that's why we all don't

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look terribly different from when we did on the show,

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because we all are it's just

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all in Michelle's head. We're just it's

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like our heads but just slightly older,

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you know, slightly different bodies.

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That explains it. That explains the Fountain of Youth. That

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is full house I've always wondered.

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Yeah, that's what it is. It's the we

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are all in Michelle's dream. This

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is it is. It's like the the inception

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version. Is that that the movie? Where about

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the dream? The exception version of full

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and full?

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Full and fuller. Wow, that's a really

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long dream. That was like, that's like a five season

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long dream.

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Though, well, you know dreams and time,

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it can feel like an hour and it's

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been fifteen seconds. Yeah, it's true, very

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true. Time is time is

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is a human construct.

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But no, but this explains

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why when we were talking directly,

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like we broke the fourth wall a few times to

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talk directly like to Michelle or make

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a reference to Michelle. This explains

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it, because we're talking right to her because

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she's right.

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Yeah, it all makes sense now, it

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all makes sense, sort of. Yeah, I still

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can't believe. I still can't believe

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that Michelle fell into a coma. And that was how we

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ended the.

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Show the most I mean unsatisfying

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ending to a series.

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Yes, and it also

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I was like, oh, this is this

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was that. Had we kept going though, it would have been

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our jump the Shark moment totally. I feel

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like, yes, I feel like we were that was

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the coma episode. We were midway

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over the shark and then we ended.

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And that's saying a lot. That's saying a lot of fat if

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we waited eight years to jump the sure.

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Yeah, to have someone fall into

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a coma, I just feel like whenever like a coma

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when you when you someone falls into a coma, it's

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a soap opera.

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Yes, it's Stefano Damia who put you in the

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coma?

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Yes, yes, exactly, And

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maybe maybe that's

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what it is. Maybe there's a full house Days

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of Our Lives crossover full

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house in General Hospital. Jesse's

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actually Blackie. He goes and he

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moves in with this family under the guys

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that he's their uncle, but really he's been Blackie

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in this previous life. He comes in, all

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of this stuff's going on, and then at

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the end, Michelle winds up in a coma because

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someone from Blackie's past

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was coming after that.

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This makes so much, No, it does. It

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makes sense. Jesse is the cause, right,

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all of these problems.

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We have the case. It's why, it's why we still have the occasional

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montage and musical uh

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moments from Jesse, because those kind of

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happened in in in, you

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know, and soap opera sometimes too. This

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person has a band and they do right, and then they start

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singing.

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Hm. I yeah, it

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all makes sense.

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Now there's a slight overlap of the Venn diagram

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of soap opera and sitcom,

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and it's equally ridiculous. Narrow

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little area where Michelle falls into a coma.

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That's the that's the crossover of that Ben diagram.

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That was it. And it was a two parter or too, Like

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I'm like, no, we had enough of it, Like we don't need

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a two parter about the amnesia?

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Like no, like we don't need Wasn't it a two parter? What

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I'm like, I'm not remembering that wrong.

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No, it was a two part.

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It didn't need to be a two part. It didn't even need to be a

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one part.

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But yeah, the cliffhanger was will

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Michelle come out of the coma? You know?

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And then she does, but she doesn't remember us.

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Yeah, it's yeah, it's that's

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hard fact.

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Maybe she didn't. Maybe she

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didn't.

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Maybe she's still in a coma.

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She's still in a coma, and she has

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been on she

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it's this is, it's not you

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know, this is. They've kept her alive in

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the hopes that Michelle will return.

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It's not gonna happen.

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Maybe.

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Yeah, if we do Fullest House, is

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that going to again be an extension

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of Michelle's dream? Is she still dream?

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Depends on if they're in it or not.

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Okay, so it remains they are.

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If they are, then then we can finally

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solve the loop of like Michelle's like, oh my god, I

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can't believe I'm out of this coma, and you guys are old

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you know what I mean? And and we're like, wait, what about

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that? She's like, I dreamed that.

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And that's the end with a sitcom.

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Smile right, yeah.

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Oh Michelle? Right? And

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then how he shows up and

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how he shows up and it's all his fault.

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Yeah, please, let's blame Howie for all

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the things, for everything, ye, everything, it's

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all Howie's fault.

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If you haven't listened to the episode of

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about two sixteen Baby Love Howie, go back

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and listen to it and you'll know exactly who we're talking.

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About and why and you'll never want to hear

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why.

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We're waiting for everything?

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Yeah, howie? All

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right, well, are we ready to move on to the next

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Okay, yeah, to the next conspiracy theory?

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I don't know this was the next conspiracy

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theory is one that I

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could see as a possibility. And now,

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well, now that we know that

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obviously Danny and Joey

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and Jesse went to school together, Pam

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would have been at the same school, thus

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making her no Joey pretty

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well and wasn't wasn't

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Joey also like one of the first people at

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the High Hospital when the babies were born.

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Just saying, okay, well, the.

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Conspiracy theory of this is is that Joey

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Gladstone is the

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real father of the kids?

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Is this just because of the hair?

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Like?

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This is just because of the blonde hair?

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Like it's just because do one of us

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look like we could be Bob's

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children?

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You're all short, you're all blonde.

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I mean, Pam's Greek, but she's a blonde

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Greek. I guess she's a blonde Greek.

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That overrode that. Yeah,

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and but only but unless

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see that's what I'm saying. Unless maybe two blondes.

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Made three blondes, but that makes I don't

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know. I don't think Joey would do that to Danny,

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Like I.

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Give you, I don't think you would too. I don't

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think.

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Yeah, it's not in his character to cheat

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three times with his best friend's wife.

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Well, but maybe you

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like the surrogate.

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The whole idea behind full House is that you

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know, Danny needs raising

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his three girls, and it

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was super kind of Joey

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to move in to the alcove, you

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know what I mean and be like, that's fine, I'll do this right

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right, despite the fact that he's not even related

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to the Tanners. So why is he so invested?

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You know? That's the question that I think people have raised.

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It's because uncle Joey is the girl's real dad,

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or.

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I just thought he wanted free rent, like it's

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he needed a couch, or.

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Maybe he need down Maybe well maybe

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said here's the thing, maybe maybe

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you know Joey was the dad. But Pam was

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like, but you're not, you're you You're a comedian.

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You can't you can't support three three kids. But

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Danny could. Obviously

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he's a co host and they you know, so

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maybe it was like, that

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was the you know what I mean that that She was like, look, I

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for practical reasons, I'm gonna wind

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up with Danny.

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Yeah she was smart, but she was smart that Joey

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made cute kids. Well they are adorable.

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You know, we should go back to Fuller and look at the

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didn't he have Joey Gladstone had four four

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terror kids? Yeah, it's right,

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Fuller. I wonder if I can't remember if they were blonde

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too? Did they look like any of the Tanner girls?

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Right? I don't like this theory. This theory

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gives me bad vibes.

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What if Okay, what if what if it's

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not what if it's not that like like it

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was like a like secret behind the back

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thing, but it was more like

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like an infertility issue.

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Oh oh okay, so yeah, like

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a.

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Cervice bring all the way back arounds

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a Fuller house. Yes, it's

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our own thing.

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See I could hop on boardly that. Then there's

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no name to.

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It was yeah. Maybe Joey was like, look,

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you got you know, Danny was having a little yeah,

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you know, having a problems words women. And then Joey

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was like, I got you. You're my best friend.

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Okay, so maybe it was an artificial insemination

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situation, right, so there

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was no.

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Cheating, right, cheating, and

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so the kids were Pam and Danny's

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but also Joey's

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technically.

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Okay, I can see that. I can see

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that. I can concede to uh if

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it's if Joey and Danny were both

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in on it, like if they was a decided a

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decision, not a deception.

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Much like the decision with Kimmy

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and and Steph and Jimmy. Yeah,

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for Kimmy to you know, Kimmy, it makes

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sense. It definitely makes sense.

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It does make it.

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And it also makes sense that maybe they didn't talk about

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it as much because in the eighties it wasn't quite as

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you know, when when Steph and Kimmy it's a

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much more open discussion. But

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during back then it was a little.

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And they didn't, right, didn't.

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They didn't want to make it weird, but they were like, but you could

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still live here, you

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know.

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Whoever, whoever came up with this theory is

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very like they went deep, like they went dark,

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a little dark maybe, But I don't

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know this.

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I've I've always I've always

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had my suspicions.

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You have Okay, just.

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You know, just looking at Danny

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and his daughters, I was like, but

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then again, you know, I've

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seen plenty of kids look nothing like their parents.

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True, so this is true, but it could

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happen. Okay. So it's not my favorite conspiracy

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theory.

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Not my favorite, but there's versions

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of it that could be less problematic.

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True, very true. Okay, I like your version. I

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definitely like your version of this.

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Okay, the

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next one, the next one is all you.

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It's my favorite. This is this

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is the real, this is the conspiracy

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theory.

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This one I have never heard, and I'm fascinated.

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I've heard specially a version

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of this. Okay, Okay. So the theory

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goes that Kimmy has this awful,

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horrible home life where her parents

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don't love her, or like her or even care

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about her. They often neglect her

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and other things of that nature. So to keep

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her mind off of that terrible childhood, she

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instead imagines what it would be like

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to have the perfect family. So

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she invents the Tanners as a figment

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of her own imagination. Okay,

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this tracks, like this totally tracks,

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because yeah, like

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the Tanners are too happy,

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like they're too huggy, happy.

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You know, it's like they're not a perfect family, but they're

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just they're so damn happy. They resolve

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every problem with a hug after twenty two minutes.

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You know, it's like I can see this.

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Being Meanwhile, you're living with a sharpay

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as a security ostrich and

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a wolf man and a wolf man so yeah,

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cycle and a velcrow

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wall all sorts of random things. This

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is kind of a sad theory though, Like, well,

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it's a sad theory also because the

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family and stuff isn't kind of kind of makes

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fun of Kimmy and isn't always nice. So is that

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indicative of of like how Kimmy

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feels about herself even reflected in

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this perfect family, is that people

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are making fun of her and not nice to her. Like that's

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sad. That's so sad, That's

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what I'm saying. That was like, oh god.

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So wow, her self esteem

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is in the Wow.

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Kimmy imagined that you know, this

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perfect family, like wouldn't they be nice to her? But they're

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not really not very nice.

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No, she just she feels terrible about herself.

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That's because her real family is awful.

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So this is like an improvement on

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how she's treated, but there's still not nice

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to her because Immy deep down doesn't feel like she's enough.

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But this, okay, Now I don't like this theory.

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Now I hate it because I've always

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maintained that Kimmy was a confident kid,

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and that's what I admired.

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The most about she.

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She was that she loved herself so right,

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this doesn't track if she was so insecure and felt bad

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about herself that she never.

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Imagined have

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been fawning all over. If Kimmy imagined

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it, everyone would have been like serving

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Kimmy, and instead she

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was kind of the like annoying one. But again,

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if Kimmy is really having this terrible

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childhood, and it could make sense

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that she doesn't see herself that

14:54

that that she only sees it as an improvement

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and not, it's still not.

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This is just a she's it's

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a coping mechanism for trauma,

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her childhood trauma. This

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is this is I started out

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loving the theory.

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I hate. Take Joey Be and the dad even

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without the artificial examination over poor Kimmy

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and imagining the Tanner family that's still mean to her.

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I feel so bad for her, Like I

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like you.

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Imagine yourself with with like terrible

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feet, you know what I mean.

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Like, yeah, for Kimmy, Well,

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this is also why I love doing Fuller House so much, because

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Kimmy was finally like accepted by

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the fact, like Danny huggeder I carried

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her baby, you know.

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Like she dealt with all of this. She

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finally she did some real deep work.

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She did on her inner child. She dan and

15:39

healed all

15:41

of the imaginings of the Tanner family. And

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so then when Fuller

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House came, she felt she felt a little

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better, more confident.

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Yeah, okay, okay, so full Yeah,

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Fullerhouse was the redemption arc for

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Kimmy after this.

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Well her, yeah, because she's you know, she's

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well, she wasn't living next door. Parents were still living

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next door, was she? No?

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Well wait, no, the parents were

16:04

in a bunk. Weren't the parents in a bunker or

16:06

traveling the lands? Well,

16:08

the parents member both to.

16:11

The dog breeders, they were then they were uh,

16:14

they were m I A what you call it.

16:16

They were the archaeologists, they

16:18

were they weren't. I Mean, let's be real. We

16:20

we have the episode in Fuller House with you and Joey

16:22

talking about how terrible your parents are yeah

16:24

with Jimmy.

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Yeah no, And we had to do this terrible accents

16:28

and dressed like so far.

16:29

And I mean Jimmy's

16:31

living in a van down by the river. You know

16:33

this family is uh

16:36

is there's a lot.

16:38

Yeah, yeah, man,

16:41

So I wonder if how does Jimmy fit in Well,

16:43

no, Jimmy comes in Fuller House. So

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is Fuller House an extension of Kimmy's imagination

16:48

too? Or she's finally living That's what I'm saying.

16:50

I think that she's finally living her

16:52

living her real life. Like that's what

16:55

we see is that she has this brother there

16:58

was Garth, but we don't hear mention of him anymore work

17:00

because Garth is dead. But Garth's

17:02

dead. So there's you know, Jimmy's now

17:04

here, but he's he's

17:07

you know, he's a not very smart and living

17:09

in a broke down r.

17:10

V, which was always weird. I'm like, why, like

17:12

Stephanie, why, why why

17:14

were the three Fuller Why were the three women in

17:17

Fuller Us attracted to idiot

17:19

men? Well, I guess Steve was Steve wasn't an

17:21

idiot, but I think Random a little

17:23

bit of an idiot.

17:24

Just probability, you know what I mean,

17:26

Like it's Yeah, they were

17:28

all very cute on the out.

17:30

Yeah, they were very cute men, they were charming. But

17:32

Jimmy, Jimmy was it was.

17:34

It worked because we were all three strong women,

17:36

and none of us were like we need no, you

17:39

just need to go along. I need you have too many ideas.

17:41

We needed, yes, but to go along with our crazy.

17:44

And I think Jimmy was

17:46

probably so used to just sort

17:48

of a you know, an overbearing or absentee

17:52

parent. He was just looking for someone to lead him

17:54

and he got.

17:54

Almost like I got it.

17:56

Yeah, yeah, you were like his now, which

17:58

is kind of you know, Steff's now kind of raising.

18:01

You know, she's got to do with Jimmy and his this

18:03

trauma and stuff. But you know she's

18:05

trying. She's trying. Man.

18:07

Stuff is a saint.

18:09

She is a saint, all of this, and

18:11

we find out really Steph's

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Steph's doing her best. You know, she

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is family, she is.

18:19

Wow.

18:19

I still though, Yeah, if if Kimmy imagine

18:21

the Tanner family, I

18:23

can see it. But now it also has a very

18:25

sad, very dark undercurrent.

18:28

Yeah, yeah, I don't like it anymore. This

18:30

theory.

18:31

I don't sorry. I'm sorry you ruined it.

18:33

You ruined it for me.

18:34

But that's okay.

18:34

I'll forgive you. That's okay. We

18:37

can we can just move on to the next,

18:39

to the next theory and hope that it's better.

18:41

The next theory is bonkers.

18:44

The next theory is bonkers. I can't

18:46

even quite follow along with it.

18:48

I don't understand.

18:48

And I like time travel stuff, but

18:50

this one, this feels like doctor

18:54

who came up with this? You know? This is not Yeah,

18:56

this is doc. This is not okay, it's hard

18:59

time traveling. Steve's is what

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this, this conspiracy

19:03

theory is called.

19:04

Pay attention, folks, this is You might need a

19:06

diagram.

19:06

Have you ever noticed the

19:09

conglomeration of Steve's on Full

19:11

House? There is there is a high

19:15

ratio of people named Steve

19:18

in the orbit of the Tanner family. No, First

19:20

we have we have DJ's cousin, Steve

19:23

right, played by Kirk right right.

19:26

Then we have DJ's friend,

19:29

DJ's friend's cousin, Steve Erkele.

19:32

His name was Steve to Steve.

19:36

I never knew his first name, Steve, Steve

19:40

Steve Rle.

19:41

And so that Rkele makes

19:43

an appearance on the show in a later season and

19:46

as DJ's friend's cousin

19:49

who's also named Steve. So

19:51

we've got we've got DJ's cousin, DJ's friend's

19:53

cousin.

19:53

Named Steve, a lot of cousins.

19:55

We've got Uncle Jesse's cousin named

19:58

Stavros, which I'm gonna say is basically

20:00

a Greek Steve.

20:01

That's a Greek Steve. Okay, okay, Stavros

20:04

Steve.

20:04

It's there's three letters are the same.

20:06

Okay.

20:07

Then we've got DJ's

20:10

boyfriend.

20:11

Steve, right, that's the one everybody knows,

20:13

Yeah, Steve Hale.

20:15

But I'm not quite sure how DJ's

20:17

sister Stephanie fits into this other than that I have an.

20:19

S te Well, it's an ste it's.

20:22

An st maybe.

20:25

Oh maybe it's like on Doctor

20:27

Who, where they it's you can sometimes

20:29

you you come back into a particular time thing and

20:31

you're a man and sometimes you're a woman. So at

20:34

this particular time traveling Steve

20:36

came back as Stephanie.

20:37

Okay, it's a little gender bend. Okay, okay,

20:39

okay, So this.

20:40

Is Steve's Yeah, it's you know, the reincredis

20:43

did you never know what you're going to come back at. So

20:45

the Steves of Full House are

20:48

all time travelers. Oh oh,

20:51

now here is where

20:53

the conspiracy theory goes a little wonky

20:55

for me and I and I feel like we almost

20:57

need a whiteboard to drive this out. Yeah, I need a

21:00

d Okay, cousin Steve is

21:03

really wait wait cousin cousin

21:05

Steve. That was so Kirk

21:08

Cameron laid by Kirk right is

21:11

really Alex Kutzopolis

21:13

from the future. I don't know why that's

21:15

what they do. I don't know.

21:16

Okay, okay, I don't know. That's bizarre,

21:18

but okay.

21:20

DJ's boyfriend Steve is

21:23

really Nicky Cutsopolis from the future.

21:25

So now, but now I'm like, but now, it's not time

21:27

traveling Steve's now, it's time traveling NICKI

21:30

and Alex's Yeah, this is This

21:32

is Jesse's cousin stav Rose

21:34

is really Jesse from the future, and

21:36

Stephanie is most likely Pam Tanner

21:40

or next most likely Michelle Tanner from the

21:42

future.

21:42

I don't want where they what is happening?

21:45

I don't know what what what?

21:47

Whoever came up with this theory that

21:50

what are they having? They're well, they're they're

21:53

time traveling back and forth and trying to tell a complete

21:56

story. It's yeah,

21:58

I was like, what you have me

22:00

all through two cousins

22:02

Steve cousin stov Rose Right and a boyfriend

22:05

Steve Right. For Steve Right.

22:07

You started kind of getting a little wonky with

22:10

DJ's sister Stephanie. But I could buy

22:12

it if we're time traveling, Stephanie

22:14

is a Steve Right somehow,

22:18

But I don't then know how

22:20

they all like.

22:22

How do they intersect?

22:24

And and why

22:26

are Nicki.

22:26

And I don't know. It sounds incestuous

22:29

even though it's not. And then we see

22:31

in Fuller.

22:31

House, I mean we've got I mean that's

22:33

sort of a you know, that's Kitty's having Jimmy's

22:35

baby, but not technically, but I mean that's you know,

22:38

but don't be Game of Thrones. But it's

22:41

yeah.

22:41

In the first episode of Fuller House, we see Nicki

22:43

and Alex come back as twenty year old.

22:46

Right, and then we don't see them because they went back to the future.

22:48

But isn't isn't Steve Hale,

22:50

isn't Scott Weininger is in that episode?

22:53

Are they in that? Are they in that scene at the same time

22:55

the party scene, because that's

22:58

the only thing preventing me from from believing

23:00

this story.

23:01

I think they are. And there's a Thanksgiving

23:03

too.

23:04

Oh yes, So

23:07

I'm like, they can't if they're the same person time

23:09

traveling.

23:09

So DJ's boyfriend Steve couldn't

23:11

be Nicky. I don't know. Again, I

23:13

don't know why the hell Nicky and Alex are involved in this and

23:15

why they have to come back and be Steve.

23:17

Because they didn't get enough airtime. I don't know. I don't

23:20

don't know this this.

23:23

Yeah, and then I'm Pam Tanner. How am i? Pam

23:25

Tanner? I was born after

23:28

she died?

23:29

No? You were born?

23:30

No, no, she died obviously

23:33

you were born before she died. But

23:35

how how could I be pay That's what I'm saying.

23:37

How am I coming back? And I'm Pam. Pam's

23:40

already gone, I'm already here. She can't come

23:42

back.

23:43

She birthed you the house yourself?

23:46

If you're if you're time traveling, did you birth

23:48

yourself?

23:49

You know?

23:49

What?

23:50

Did you? There's did you watch the show Bodies?

23:53

It's a time traveling thing about

23:55

this? Yeah, it's a whole thing. And this body comes

23:57

back in the same place over

24:00

multiple like hundreds of years, and it's but

24:02

it's a time travel thing, okay, and so I'm

24:04

trying to think of how they did that. But

24:07

it was sort of a like the person was

24:09

there but then they were not.

24:11

It hurts my brain. I'm not a fan of time

24:13

traveling time travel.

24:14

I am a fan, you are, of the theory

24:16

of it, but not this one because this one,

24:19

this one doesn't make sense. And I don't. I

24:22

feel like it's, uh, it's corrupting the laws

24:24

of time travel.

24:25

If it is this, This

24:27

feels like it's a monitor people.

24:28

To be multiple people in

24:31

timelines that overlap, and I don't. Yeah,

24:33

I don't know if you can do that. No, but you know,

24:35

I'm not a I'm not an astrophysicist.

24:37

What do I do well in the full house universe?

24:39

Maybe this would make sense because nothing really makes sense.

24:41

You can't ever pull that thread. I

24:43

know what it is.

24:45

I know what it is. It's

24:47

Howie, Howie, how time traveler.

24:50

Did, how we did? How we create this.

24:52

That's why that's why he's doing a FaceTime

24:54

from the airport, is

24:57

because he's like, I have this technology and

24:59

I'm I am from the future

25:02

and it you know, and that and

25:04

that's why he gets everyone how we have

25:06

and then we see He's

25:09

which actually happened in Bodies is what you see.

25:11

The the the extrapolation is

25:13

is that this guy becomes kind of this crazy,

25:17

narcissistic like leader type

25:19

that is like a like a like a like

25:21

a figurehead, Like he becomes like a god

25:23

because he can time travel and doing this stuff. So I'm

25:25

just saying ties back into the

25:27

theory that it's a Howie.

25:29

How did we make this little two year old into a villain?

25:32

Like I don't know, how like

25:34

like we active you.

25:35

Know, have you ever met a two year old thing?

25:37

You know?

25:39

No, I don't know. But I still

25:42

I think it's Howie. I blame him for everything that

25:44

is could have or ever gone wrong

25:46

in the Full House universe.

25:48

I am totally fine sorry blaming Howie for

25:50

Sorry to the twin girls that played Howie. But

25:52

yeah, no, it's just a character. It's a character flaw.

25:55

And yeah, I think how we created

25:57

this theory and then time traveled too

26:00

so he could talk to Michelle and be her.

26:02

Well, he was like, I need to find a family

26:04

that's gonna have a huge impact on people

26:06

to thus make my usurping

26:09

of power in the future easier.

26:13

This is very well planned out.

26:15

It was he was like this Tanner,

26:17

these Tanners are gonna have these Tanner people are gonna

26:19

people are gonna like them. And so he was

26:21

like, I'm gonna attach myself to this family.

26:24

Yeah for a two year old that doesn't have object permanent

26:26

and really he.

26:28

That he Hey tricked her with

26:31

his mind control.

26:32

Maybe he's not even too I maybe

26:34

he's just a really short, like forty five year old

26:36

man. He's gonna take over the

26:38

world.

26:40

He's like he's yeah.

26:41

Okay, all right, I now

26:44

I now I am a fan.

26:45

Okay, now we're now we're back. Yeah, traveling,

26:48

time traveling Howies Okay, time

26:50

traveling Howie, Steve's Steve, Howie's okay,

27:01

Okay.

27:01

The next one is

27:03

about Becky. I

27:05

have a theory of what Aunt Becky really

27:08

was to the Tanner family. Aunt Becky

27:10

was just a figment of Jesse

27:12

and the Tanner family's imagination. Since

27:15

the mother passed away, they were all mourning

27:18

and created Aunt Becky in their

27:20

head because they needed that mother figure

27:22

in the house instead of having all

27:24

guys raise three girls.

27:29

I don't like. I think

27:31

I need Becky to be real in order to come

27:33

to peace with Jesse's womanizing.

27:35

Over the first That's what I'm saying, just the first season,

27:37

because if Jesse imagined her, then

27:40

he imagined a woman who put him in check, and which

27:42

I appreciate. Yeah, I'm here for it. But

27:45

it feels like if

27:47

Jesse would have imagined her, it would have been a lot easier

27:50

to get her.

27:51

Yeah, I feel like his imagination would have been

27:53

a lot more like she would have looked like a Barbie

27:55

doll.

27:55

She would have there would have been Yeah,

27:58

they would have been just a rotating, rotating

28:02

Becky's just coming in right, and they'd all be making

28:04

out in the living room at the same time with the family.

28:07

This is definitely not Jesse's imagination, but

28:09

I can't see it being the Tanner girls imagination

28:11

because they were like in

28:13

the house. Jesse's got a revolving door

28:16

of women, So please, let's imagine a

28:18

permanent partner.

28:19

For him, right, Yeah, my pink bunnies have seen enough.

28:22

Yes, Oh my god, they're scarred for life.

28:25

Seriously, Okay,

28:27

so this funnies have seen Yeah, that on that one.

28:29

Okay, maybe it was the Tanner Girls that imagined

28:32

Aunt Becky, but I like to think that she's real because

28:35

you can't have Full House without Aunt Becky. It's

28:37

true, all right, all right?

28:38

The next one ties

28:41

in another show with us across, and

28:43

that Danny Tanner is

28:46

Ted Moseby from How I Met Your

28:48

Mother? What, which

28:50

is technically sort of true because

28:53

Bob was the voiceover for it.

28:54

Oh yeah, that's right.

28:55

Okay, But here's the theory

28:57

is that it'll turn out that the

28:59

So it turns out that the mother dies at

29:01

the end of How I Met Your Mother. I've never watched

29:04

the shows have anything.

29:06

Okay, the mother dies.

29:08

Mothers why are we killing off? Mom's always killing

29:10

off mom? Mother dies at

29:12

the end of How I Met Your Mother. Bob

29:14

Saget will then send the son off

29:17

to go live with Barney,

29:19

and he will take the daughter we've seen

29:22

plus two more daughters to San Francisco,

29:25

where Bob Saggitt begins anew in

29:27

the show Full House, Danny

29:30

begins Evil House. But

29:33

wait, because because Danny

29:35

frequently mentions his dead wife

29:37

in Full House. True,

29:40

but that for security

29:42

purposes, he rearranged his first

29:44

name to be his full name, because

29:47

Ted backwards is d E. T. As

29:50

in Danny Ernest Tanner.

29:51

Oh, I never thought

29:54

of that.

29:54

But see, I don't know. I don't know how I met

29:56

your mother. So that whole part about the son

29:59

to go live with Barney, I don't know who the son is.

30:01

The only Barney I know is a purple dinosaur, and

30:04

I don't the daughter. We've seen two

30:06

more daughters.

30:07

Who's who's the daughter? Well, I know the

30:09

I know the son because he's the main character. Barney

30:11

is Neil Patrick Harris. He's also kind of a charming

30:14

womanizer. But who's

30:17

the daughter? Which one is the daughter?

30:18

I don't I have never watched an episode of the show.

30:21

I don't even, Like I said, I don't know. I

30:23

know nothing of no one.

30:24

So we're not qualified to really judge this conspiracy

30:26

theory.

30:26

I'm not qualified to judge this conspiracy

30:29

theory because I'm just confused.

30:32

Well, and isn't there a reboot how I met your father?

30:34

So how does that work into this conspiracy

30:36

theory? I don't know. So

30:39

they're basically hinging this on Danny's

30:43

Danny's on his initials D E. T.

30:45

Danny Ernest Tanner, Okay.

30:48

This it feels like a weak association.

30:51

This is more like fanfic. This is somebody who's a

30:53

huge fan of How I Met Your Mother and Full House

30:55

and wanted to create a crossover, and

30:58

this is what happens.

30:59

So yeah, yeah, No, I'm not. I

31:01

don't. I don't know that I'm this is

31:03

again. No, No, I'm gonna make the ones

31:05

that I think would win for

31:08

an actual, true conspiracy theory. True. Okay,

31:11

the next one I think is,

31:14

I don't know. It's not really a conspiracy theory,

31:16

but it's just more of a hunch and it

31:19

would be true.

31:20

It feels correct. Yeah.

31:21

Right? Is that Comet was

31:24

named Comet because of

31:26

Danny's cleaning obsession?

31:28

Oh like Commet the Yeah, com.

31:31

Commet the dog. So Danny

31:33

Tanner is known for cleaning and being an e freak, so

31:35

it's only fitting that their dog is named after a popular

31:38

cleaning product. I don't think. I don't

31:40

know that that's true, but I don't. I

31:42

don't.

31:42

We haven't gotten to the Comet episode yet. We'll

31:44

have to see how they come up with that name. Do you guys

31:47

ever reveal why you chose Commet?

31:49

I don't know. I have no idea.

31:50

Never seen that episode, so I have no idea, but

31:53

that would make.

31:53

Sense, I don't I don't know, but yeah, I

31:55

think I think that makes sense.

31:57

So you think it's a cleaning product and not like space

31:59

like Comet and Cosmo. Later we

32:01

have Cosmo, which is all like space

32:04

oriented names. But maybe

32:06

it was cleaning. Maybe we should have named Cosmo

32:08

mister Fantastic or something, or Ajax

32:11

or Agax. Right, that's

32:13

a missed opportunity right there.

32:15

Really, now that I'm thinking about it, that would have been even.

32:17

Yeah, name him Ajax. That's better.

32:19

I feel that name. We need

32:21

to text Jeff Franklin. Is

32:24

this true?

32:26

Yeah?

32:26

Wow? Okay, well this is a very

32:28

believe This is probably the most believable of all.

32:31

Right, this one, this one is not even because this is

32:33

just like a this that makes sense.

32:34

Yeah, this is just an flay yes to that one.

32:37

Okay, But this last last

32:39

one is very inventive. It's

32:42

it says that Kimmy is actually a criminal

32:46

because in season eight, episode nineteen,

32:48

Taking the Plunge, Kimmy bribes

32:51

every college in California with

32:53

a verbatim CRISP twenty

32:55

dollars Bill, do I remember

32:57

that ko too. Okay, so Kimmy's a bribe.

33:00

Basically, Kimmy sent money to all

33:02

of that along with her college applications.

33:04

But she only got into Clown College. I thought,

33:06

maybe this is that same episode.

33:08

Twenty Bucks gets you.

33:09

It's a clown college.

33:10

Is a clown go? Yeah? Yeah, they're like, please

33:12

twenty dollars come on?

33:15

Well yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't

33:17

say that's criminal, but I mean maybe this is a little

33:19

too on the nose, But I don't think that's criminal behavior.

33:21

Technically you're not.

33:22

I it's well, I

33:24

mean, well.

33:26

I think it might. I think I

33:28

think that's how first anything.

33:29

But I think it's I think it is.

33:31

I think that it definitely is criminal behavior

33:33

to send money to colleges

33:35

when you're trying to get your kids in.

33:37

Well, but if you're if you're a seventeen year old

33:39

and you're sending like, it's just twenty dollars.

33:42

Did you get all this? How many schools do you apply

33:44

to?

33:45

I would say two. I think Kimmy only had forty

33:47

dollars. Two. Yeah, whatever school

33:49

DJ got into, and then Clown

33:52

College Berkeley. I

33:54

think it was Berkeley. I don't know. I don't, I don't.

33:56

We we have to wait a lot

33:58

more with six more seasons before we find out, okay,

34:00

exactly what was going on with Kimmy.

34:02

But yeah, I mean I'm gonna say,

34:04

I'm.

34:04

Gonna say Kimmy's innocent in all this.

34:06

I don't think. I don't. I think if Kimmy

34:09

were a criminal, that wouldn't be the thing that she got

34:11

trusted for. There's a lot of other No,

34:13

no, it would be. What Kimmy

34:15

gets busted for is exotic

34:19

animals smuggling.

34:20

Yes, yes, yets.

34:25

Well, she's running a business out

34:27

of the Gibbler house now that they're in a bunker.

34:29

She is getting all

34:32

manner of strange animals leopards

34:34

and ostriches and ant eaters and god.

34:37

Knows what, and she's breeding all that right

34:39

illegal.

34:40

And selling them in San Francisco.

34:43

And that that's the crime is

34:45

what gets her in trouble.

34:47

That is a believable crime.

34:49

For Yeah, that's that's my I'm

34:51

going with that, kim Yeah. And then she's like,

34:54

well, I can't be an animal breeder anymore. I'll

34:56

throw parties and so, because you

34:58

know who's going to do a background check on that.

35:00

Right, and she just goes to clown com

35:02

business.

35:02

Nobody got you know, that's the thing. She's like, I guess I got to start

35:05

my yeah, and she's like going to clown college. I know

35:07

how to do this.

35:08

Kimmy's not really employable, so she's just she's

35:10

like, yeah, she can't fill out a you know,

35:12

she doesn't want to fill out a job application

35:15

because they ask, you know, if you're convicted of a felony.

35:17

She's like, well, actually I have actually

35:19

I have for exotic animal Greek.

35:22

Nothing terrible, you know.

35:24

Right, She's not a danger to society, but

35:26

she's a danger to animals.

35:27

And I think maybe

35:31

maybe DJ

35:33

might have been in on it because she's a vet. Oh, so

35:35

I think she was helping Kimmy.

35:38

DJ's not innocent, she was she was

35:41

taking these animals and she was checking them out make

35:43

sure they were okay after getting shipped

35:45

for all places, you know, from the fall corners of the world.

35:48

DJ was like, just bring them into my vet office. I'll

35:50

check them out for you so

35:52

much, which is why, which is also why

35:54

Kimmy moves in with her, because DJ's like, I mean

35:56

I feel bad, Like, yeah, you

35:59

know, you got busted and I was

36:01

in on it, so to say anything so you

36:03

can move in with you can move in. That's why.

36:05

Yeah, that makes That explains

36:07

the cow in the kitchen. That explains

36:09

the alligator in the vet's office. That

36:12

explained what other animals were fuller house.

36:14

We had a hornbill.

36:16

Oh yeah. The horn bill that was in the mayor's office

36:19

was one of Kimmy's that she'd brought

36:21

into the country years earlier and it got loose.

36:23

Yes, she sold it to the mayor and

36:25

that's what happened. To see. The mayor was in on

36:27

it. Kimmy. Kimmy's been running

36:31

an exotic animal at just Empire.

36:33

Okay, wow, she is

36:35

the leader.

36:36

She is the Carol Basket of San Francisco.

36:42

Okay, this is my favorite theory. Now this

36:44

is it?

36:45

Just Yeah, give me five minutes and the

36:48

ability to just go with my brain

36:50

and we're gonna come up with some That's why she always

36:53

wears animal print.

36:54

The leopard. That's why she's wearing leopard print.

36:57

Yeah, she's you know, this all

37:00

makes sense and cohoots with Carol Baskin.

37:04

Now that's a crossover. I want to see.

37:06

Oh my god, can you imagine

37:09

that would be even more unhinged.

37:10

Wonder Fernando made it out.

37:13

Fernando should be counting his blessings right about

37:15

now.

37:16

Truly, truly. And then

37:18

there's a special Tiger King episode. Yep,

37:21

Tiger King moves in next door.

37:24

Wow, this just took a whole

37:26

new turn, a

37:28

whole new direction. Thank you, Jody.

37:31

That that really made my life. It made

37:33

my day.

37:34

If we're gonna make if we're gonna make Kimmy

37:36

a criminal, we have to make her a Kimmi

37:39

criminal, go big or go home has to

37:41

be something ridiculous.

37:43

Oh and this fits the bill. This is ridiculous.

37:46

It doesn't get more, and it doesn't get more.

37:48

Sort of like now you start thinking about you're like, they did

37:50

have a box of puppies.

37:51

Yeah Ostrich, Yes, the Ostrich,

37:53

the box of sharpays. Yeah, I know this. This

37:56

it's whoever created this theory,

37:58

Bravo. Just Jodie

38:00

just ran with it.

38:01

Yeah yeah, yeah, well yeah, they created

38:04

the theory that Kimmy's a criminal. And then I went, wait,

38:06

you like, hold my hold my beer, hold

38:09

my beer, yeah, hold

38:11

my Ostrich, I've got that.

38:13

Yeah, brilliant.

38:16

You know you know who one of the first people that she was

38:18

selling exotic animals to. Who cult

38:21

leader Howie, I mean every

38:23

good cult leader.

38:24

How He's definitely in this.

38:25

Yes for sure. Yep. This

38:29

is deeper than we had any idea.

38:31

This is people are like you do a welfare

38:33

check on the how rude tannerdos girls and say are

38:35

they okay?

38:37

Like?

38:37

Are they okay? We are just having

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too much fun, you know what.

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I'm not okay, but

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but at least they came up with a good story. So

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well, Oh was this was

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entertaining?

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What was me?

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And you? Sup?

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Entertainer? I hope everyone else like wild?

38:54

We went places I never expected, never

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never expected.

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This boy was that fun?

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I am. I'm so glad that you joined us for

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this episode. Everyone.

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If you have your own fan fiction theories

39:06

or would like to expound upon any of those

39:08

that we have brought up, or if you've heard one that we

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did not, please post

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to hear your thoughts, and we would

39:22

love to hear your thoughts on the ones we did discuss and

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whether or not you think they could be true yes,

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please try me the criminal.

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Please chime in tell us about the viability

39:31

of any yes conspiracy theory.

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If there's, yeah, any astrophysicists out there

39:35

that want to tackle that time travel one, please

39:37

be my guest and explain.

39:39

It to us.

39:41

In the meantime, make sure that you are liking and subscribing

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for listening to you, guys, And remember

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the world is small.

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House is full, is

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it?

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The house is so exotic animals.

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And the house is full of conspiracy theories.

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Howie, how he how he lives?

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Mhm