Trigger Warning: In this episode we discuss and joke about murder and suicide at some points.

The only crime I can think of is the quality of the last episode we put out! So to make up for it, we broke time-law and managed to get a new episode out in no time at all! Listen here for advice on how to ensure your pseudonym will be remembered for all of time!

Also, to be clear, none of this constitutes actual advice, please don't commit any crimes!