Congratulations! Having mastered the craft of self-instigated fear and manufacturing rejection from others, courtesy of this course, you've successfully ascended to your summit: the pinnacle of personal misery. Your guilt has been served its ju

09 Scare away your remaining friends!

Mar 5th, 2022 6m 49s

Assuming you've been an earnest participant so far, you might have successfully offloaded your job and bid adieu to your dear ones. Now the grand finale awaits! It's high time to disconcert your remaining companions, so you can bask in the glor

08 Lose your job and your loved ones!

Feb 26th, 2022 6m 36s

Until now, we've enlightened you with the fundamentals of rejection, demonstrated how to craft challenging predicaments for yourself, and imparted strategies to dodge any semblance of success. In today's episode, we're set to unveil how you can

07 Create difficult situations without being aware of it!

Feb 19th, 2022 9m 3s

In the recent pair of episodes, you've gained expertise in morphing into an enigma to others, and in elevating money and appearances as the pinnacle of importance. Today, we're on a quest to investigate how you can kindle that chilling sensatio

06 Judge only by money and appearance!

Feb 12th, 2022 6m 12s

Congratulations are in order! You've officially hit the halfway mark in our workshop.In the last gripping episode, you took the plunge and began to meticulously craft an image of yourself steeped in rejection. This self-portrait might be smeare

05 Become a stranger to others!

Feb 6th, 2022 7m 36s

Over the past four episodes, we've equipped you with a robust toolbox filled with the joys of intentional pessimism, the art of self-tormenting fixation on the past, and the delight of cursing the present.Today, we roll up our sleeves and dive

Become a stranger to others!

Feb 5th, 2022 7m 57s

In the last four episodes, you learned about the benefits of thinking negatively out of purpose-pessimism, self-tormentingly holding on to the past, and cursing the present. Today we begin the practical part, where you will learn to put into pr

04 Curse the present!

Jan 28th, 2022 9m 1s

Having navigated the choppy waters of negative thinking in the first couple of episodes and handed you the map to glorifying the past in the third, we now shine a spotlight on the virtues of scorning the present in today's episode.American auth

03 Hold on to the past!

Jan 22nd, 2022 7m 35s

After feeding your mind with the top ten chartbusters of negative thinking patterns in the first couple of episodes, today we're steering the ship towards the intriguing allure of clinging to the past.You know the old saying, "Time heals all wo

02 Think negative! Part 2

Jan 15th, 2022 7m 51s

In this rollercoaster ride of an episode, we're tossing you another handful of the juiciest examples of negative thinking. You might already be prancing around with a couple of these dark arts under your belt, but hey, we all have those days wh

01 Think negative! Part 1

Jan 8th, 2022 9m 26s

Having established in our lively introduction that you're fully armed with the secret sauce to mastering this program - a dash of guilt - we're now ready to plunge headfirst into the tantalizing world of self-inflicted emotional acrobatics.Buck

Introduction on How to become a total failure

Dec 13th, 2021 4m 20s

Do you find yourself burdened with friends? Trapped in a joyous relationship? Or perhaps you're utterly clueless on how to dive into a life of absolute discontent? Welcome to Dr. Cala Sana's guide, "How to become a total failure".As a Maestro o

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