Let us harken back to the olden past that is 2007. Since the mid-'80s human beings have been born with mysterious dates on their skin, though nobody knows what they mean. One such individual is Lydia Monroe, whose date is quickly approaching.

Written by Shanna Shotwell and Paul DiSalvo
Produced by Paul DiSalvo

Voice Cast:

Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator
Salem Georgousis as Lydia
Marissa Busby as Evelyn
Adam Hirsch as Levi and Nameless Construction Worker #15
Sarah Atta as Jan
Steven DiSalvo as Bob and Biff Bistro

Sound Credits:

Flamingosis - Not Like The Others
Flamingosis - A Groovy Thing
Flamingosis - Long Distance
Flamingosis - Feelings of sentimentality due to getting curved
Flamingosis - Another Time
Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy
Zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds

Content Notes:
This episode contains the following:
Excessive Violence
Explicit Language

How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.