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Humpty Quickies Swinger's Confessions is

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intended for mature audiences only

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and contains explicit language and

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sexual situations. This is not

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intended as any professional advice. Welcome

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to Humpty Quickies Swinger Confessions. Here

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in the sex apartment we share

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our own sex-positive stories and welcome

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our friends to open up about

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their experiences in the ethically non-monogamous

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lifestyle. Round

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4 of our key party continues as

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Elizabeth has her first MFM threesome. Megan

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fucks Ron and the wheels begin to fall off

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as Max and Link can't wait to get

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Tori back to the bedroom. Elizabeth

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and I team up to start round 5. Elizabeth

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and Aaron and Barry

1:06

just finished. Elizabeth everyone's

1:09

very sweaty all of a sudden. I don't know what's

1:11

going on. Oh wait, I feel like Barry should get

1:13

this side. Here

1:15

you go. No, here. Yeah, you

1:17

want to get him. Yeah, I want to

1:19

be in between you two. Yeah,

1:21

you got longer legs too much. You want to be sandwiched some

1:23

more? Yeah, I want to be sandwiched some more. You

1:26

guys just finished your MFM.

1:30

Your very first. My very first MFM.

1:32

Look at your very first MFM with

1:34

two single guys. Smoking

1:36

hat single guys. I get

1:38

to hang out with my homeboy over

1:41

here too. Now is this the first

1:43

time you guys work together or? All

1:45

right. Wonder Twins activated. Oh yeah, yeah.

1:47

I couldn't tell. And while

1:49

we're doing this interview Tori is actively

1:51

going down on Nessa while Nessa is

1:53

making out with Link. Anyway, this

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shouldn't be distracting at all. No, not once in a while.

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Let's go over what happened guys. Oh,

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I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt. No, please,

2:03

because I don't remember. I just... It

2:06

was good. Yeah. What was

2:08

nice? Gee, it was great.

2:10

Her first threesome. And then she knelt

2:12

down and decided to suck both our

2:15

cocks. Mm-hmm. Which was a nice

2:17

way to get it started. Well, it was... No,

2:19

we didn't. ...going back and forth. Come

2:21

on, this is the first time him and I

2:23

are connecting. I'm a rookie. I'm

2:25

a rookie. That's a close friend's thing.

2:27

I'm not shy about cock on cock

2:29

contact, but that was our first threesome.

2:32

I don't want to... Make anyone uncomfortable.

2:34

Yeah, yeah. I appreciate that. Thank you.

2:37

Yes, exactly. This is an out-blowing link. This

2:39

is why this is all very... Yeah,

2:41

yeah. Sorry. No, you're...

2:43

Don't you bear... So

2:47

I was giving them both of them a blowjob, back and

2:50

forth, using my hands. And

2:53

then Barry put a condom on, right?

2:55

And he got on top of me.

2:57

First. Yes, please. I

2:59

got out of my detail. You're in

3:01

second. Barry wanted to. Yeah. And

3:03

I said, let me get it ready for you first. Oh,

3:05

that's right. So we got down on the bed at that

3:07

point. I went down. Oh, that's right. Barry

3:10

was up on the top end. Oh. Oh.

3:14

Oh. Oh. Oh.

3:17

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

3:20

Oh. Oh. Oh.

3:23

Oh. Oh.

3:26

Oh. Oh. Oh.

3:29

Fuck. Oh. Oh.

3:33

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

3:36

Fuck. Oh. Oh.

3:40

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

3:44

Ah. Ah. Fuck. Ah.

3:48

Ah. I just feel hazy. I

3:51

don't know. Oh.

3:55

Oh. Oh.

3:57

Oh. Oh. oh

4:11

oh oh

4:27

oh oh

4:41

oh good

4:48

oh oh

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she sucks a great car yes she does can't complain

5:07

amazing yes and then and what was really

5:09

hot too about when he was eating her

5:11

pussy I went and reached over and grabbed

5:13

both her inside of her legs or control

5:15

their legs and pulled them back nice and

5:17

said this is why it's nice to have

5:19

two guys alright

5:22

I can't concur I never done

5:24

that before love that so much

5:26

fun but when after he was

5:28

going in for the munch I

5:30

said it's time for me to stick my

5:32

cock in her yeah I wanted more from what I

5:34

had earlier in the week yeah

5:37

I go for round two yeah and then I thought

5:39

it was pretty hot I kind of spit on your

5:41

pussy and I think you kind of like that I

5:44

think you did more than once and

5:47

I really enjoyed it yeah thank you

5:49

oh that was fun fucking hot and

5:51

then Aaron got a turn yes and

5:53

flipped around at the end flipped around

5:55

we switched sides that was fantastic

6:01

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh.

6:06

I don't know if that's an hard part of playing Hold

6:08

For It. Very hard. Oh,

6:10

fuck. Oh, it's just so hard.

6:14

I can't believe I never did this. Oh,

6:17

fuck. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

6:22

Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

6:24

Oh, yeah. Oh,

6:26

yeah. Oh,

6:28

oh, oh, oh. Sorry.

6:34

I'm going to put it at the

6:36

angle. Oh, God. Oh.

6:42

Oh. Oh.

6:48

Oh. Oh.

6:52

Oh. Oh, oh,

6:54

oh, oh. Oh,

7:03

oh, oh, oh. Oh.

7:12

Oh, oh...

7:23

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh,

7:51

oh, oh, oh. Got

7:55

one all done. Break

7:57

it, young man. All right. Ahh!

8:02

Here, Ahhh! Ahh!

8:12

Ahh! Ahh!

8:16

Ahh! Ahhh!

8:22

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

8:28

Ahh, let's see how it went. Ahh!

8:33

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8:38

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8:42

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

8:48

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

8:54

Ok, 24 just came to look like a fucking storm here. Ahh! Ahh!

9:00

Ahh! Ahh!

9:05

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

9:10

Ahh! Thank you! And

9:13

we finished off with you fingering me,

9:15

which... Fantastic! I love a

9:17

good fingering. Yeah? It was great, yeah.

9:19

Yeah, that was a pretty good finger bang.

9:21

That was, yeah, that was like... I

9:24

hope it gets the clock. We were

9:26

all conscious of the time, yeah. So

9:28

it was fantastic. Ahh! Ahh!

9:34

Ahh! Ahh!

9:39

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

9:44

Ahh! Ahh!

9:48

Ahh! Ahh!

9:53

Ahh! Ahh!

9:56

Oh my god, ok. This

9:59

is how it is. I'm lucky I'm lying.

10:02

Oh my god. I'm

10:04

lucky I'm lying. Oh

10:07

my god. Oh. Oh.

10:12

Oh my god. Oh

10:14

my god. Oh. Oh.

10:20

Oh. Oh.

10:24

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10:29

Oh. Oh. Oh.

10:34

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10:38

Oh. Oh. Oh.

10:44

Oh. Yeah.

10:49

Oh. Oh. Oh.

10:54

Oh my god. Oh.

10:59

Oh. Fuckin' hot. Oh.

11:04

Oh. Oh.

11:08

Oh. Oh.

11:12

Oh. Oh. Oh.

11:18

Oh. Oh.

11:22

Oh. Oh. Oh.

11:29

Oh. Oh. Oh.

11:34

Oh. Oh.

11:38

Oh. To me it's

11:41

awesome to be part of somebody's first

11:43

experience. To know that we were

11:45

her first threesome like that was totally

11:47

fucking awesome. Really cool. Very cool. I love

11:49

that. So much fun. Thank

11:51

you. You're welcome. Thank you. The

11:54

pleasure was mine. Love every second

11:56

of that. You

11:59

were very vocal. I Thank

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you guys very much, thank you. Thank

12:09

you. Thank you. Pleasure was mine So

12:13

as your very first mfm, yeah,

12:15

yeah All

12:20

right And

12:22

stars would fuck again Love

12:25

them long legs That

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was really hot around

12:29

me I like I

12:31

like when people acknowledge Characteristics other

12:34

than my height like very

12:36

comments about my long legs.

12:39

I like that. Thank you. Can't confirm great ass.

12:41

Yeah Well,

12:45

I have been fucking for a minute so my hair is Got

12:49

a little nasty Well, I kind of grabbed their

12:51

bond in the back of her head while she

12:53

was sucking his cock and like to kind of

12:55

control It a little bit nice. Yeah, I

12:57

like to be told what to do in smile Yeah,

13:00

I tried to do a little bit. I like that

13:02

hand around the neck a

13:04

little intensity. Yeah kiss. Yeah Fucking

13:08

I know some other people might like

13:10

a little yeah and around their throat.

13:12

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah you naughty girl You

13:18

know, but you you mentioned that you were controlling

13:20

her head on his cock I love that

13:24

One of the first Mfms we

13:26

had yes together We had

13:28

a single gentleman who really was

13:30

very assertive with me But like

13:32

with me and then forced on

13:34

G in a way and I that just

13:36

fucking blows my mind and I love that

13:40

How is it? It's so crazy to me

13:42

how generous the gentlemen are in the

13:44

lifestyle I agree. I was talking to

13:46

a vanilla friend about our the fun we had

13:48

on Friday night One

13:51

of our friends was leaning up against link

13:54

using the double dildo with Tori and like she's

13:56

like I owe you I'm you know, I owe

13:58

you and and he's like no You don't

14:00

owe me anything. This is fantastic. The guys

14:02

are just so happy to be there and

14:05

rub tits or smack an ass. It's so,

14:07

so fun. Well, that was the first thing

14:09

that Link and Nick said

14:11

as soon as we got in the room. We're

14:13

here to please you. And I'm like, I don't

14:15

know how to do this. And I'm so disappointed.

14:17

I can't wait to listen to the podcast because

14:20

I want to hear how good it was. You

14:22

didn't get to hear. I know. It sounded pretty

14:24

amazing from the coach. It was pretty amazing. Yeah.

14:27

Yeah, you looked out. They were pretty fun. You did

14:29

too. Absolutely. Absolutely.

14:32

Very nice energy. Nice one. Yes.

14:40

And Nick is now

14:42

actively fingering Tori from behind.

14:46

We're getting a blow by blow. And Max is

14:48

utilizing the final portion of his 10 minutes with

14:50

her. There

14:53

was. But Nessa

14:55

and Elizabeth. You

14:58

each have because of

15:00

people who had to leave, each

15:03

only have one more person remaining.

15:06

You have the choices if you want to

15:08

do one on one or if you

15:10

would like to randomly select a second or

15:13

more to jump in that. So

15:15

me and Nessa go back together with,

15:17

because I know who my last guy

15:19

is. Yeah, I do too. And

15:22

I'm looking forward to this all night. And

15:25

I think that me and Nessa could probably. So you're saying you want

15:27

Nessa as the other one? I'm just, oh, can I

15:29

do that? Can I pick Nessa as my third? You are free to pick Nessa

15:31

as my third. Oh. Because that.

15:34

Let's go. Now, unfortunately, that means somebody's going to

15:36

have to run the interview. Nick. Oh,

15:39

Nick. Good luck, Nick. Oh,

15:41

no, you want to do it? I think when they come

15:43

up. Yeah, yeah. Actually, Max, you can do that as your

15:45

wife will be coming up with Ron to do that interview.

15:48

And Tori, your final one, I already have something

15:50

very special planned for you. I

15:53

think one of the people in this room already knows he

15:55

hasn't had a Tori ride yet. And. Technically,

15:58

yeah. But Not tonight. And

16:00

for you, you have one left as well. What? do

16:02

you want to go one on one? Or do you

16:04

want to do something else with that? When elicit, say.

16:07

You're gonna grab another girl. Or.

16:09

Whether oh, It's

16:12

up to you if we we

16:14

can do this together. Yeah okay

16:17

so this three of us and

16:19

and hang out and have no

16:21

effect on says they're not Stanford.

16:23

Okay so we we have figured

16:25

out. Year. Round Five:

16:30

Or yeah, that that's good. That's good because

16:32

it does that and then. Occur

16:35

at Okay, so do that and then

16:37

we'll do that. And than that, do

16:39

that and then finish with that. Okay,

16:41

yeah, like bingo. didn't. Have

16:44

a you go pee and then we'll kick them out of

16:46

the room cause they've gotta be getting close. Yeah, Oh

16:49

and right now Tories on her

16:51

knees going back and forth blowing

16:54

they can like. And

16:58

and Tories warming up for her and

17:01

xx or. The.

17:03

Wheels have fallen off and I apologize votes,

17:05

but I'm going to do my best. So

17:11

Barry How Are Just was. Aware

17:15

of ghosts, we had a

17:17

cocker from overland just doing

17:19

this way. To you guys

17:21

here, Tories Final Source and

17:23

ah, The girl was

17:25

against. Or

17:31

a here comes Max to

17:33

interview imagine and drop my

17:35

specifically somebody somebody. Sentence.

18:00

Well as a reply on the

18:02

Internet has hosted I have to.

18:13

Make I want to hear about that

18:15

time since we're sad because I'm widowed.

18:17

That nigga want to hear about house

18:19

and sister. Megan

18:22

Meghan Success heart and love it!

18:24

I really really reactions I get

18:26

and see gives me the most

18:28

reactions like she's excited to see

18:30

me. I love their So for

18:32

and I have really good time

18:34

to go on my cat so

18:36

on. He's settled on Lean. Really

18:40

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on I'm. Super salad six times

18:44

a week. That's creepy. Good for

18:46

her and we're back. So

18:49

awesome! Welcome. From

18:51

a rat's ass. So I yet

18:53

next co hosting. Currently we have

18:56

up Megan Enron who just came

18:58

back from their seven Minutes in

19:00

Heaven on run all of yes

19:02

Ellis I about and as. Admit that

19:04

wasn't just haven't that was that was pure. Often

19:06

at a depth of that was that was the on

19:09

have. The on haven't Is there something? To

19:12

say. It

19:15

also causes be with his math dinner

19:17

we have max the other half a

19:19

million rather have club mega man he

19:21

like to interview some would say pretty

19:23

are handling to ask questions to. that's

19:25

my sat down. With

19:27

Ss max the have any questions for make

19:29

as much more her on. His

19:32

or her noises sounded amazing. They

19:34

sound them Mazin, grimace or your

19:36

he died. Or kind of

19:38

him or her. winner or swap.

19:40

It's hard not to go. Back.

19:43

There. Are. Ghosts? Yes. I'm

19:45

glad you like that. Had. Not. Everybody

19:47

likes Reddit whereas. written word you

19:49

need you hint that would not everybody's

19:51

into that were those people are dumb

19:53

outside your help i buy thread had

19:56

since our first grade my very first

19:58

crush was redhead it reflects I

20:01

want to get back to

20:03

what your story was like in

20:05

that back room. How did you feel?

20:08

What turned you guys on? Ron has

20:10

been a big flirt

20:12

with me this entire evening and

20:15

even in all this chaos, there is a

20:17

lot of people here. There's a lot of

20:19

conversations, there's a lot of nerves and all

20:21

of that and for some reason Ron has

20:24

found a way to connect with me this

20:26

entire night and I think that's pretty

20:28

powerful of being able to

20:30

go above the chaos and

20:33

still find some kind of connection in

20:36

it this whole time and

20:39

he's been pretty persistent in that which

20:42

has been definitely noticed. I

20:44

couldn't ignore that. That was

20:46

so endearing and

20:48

attractive and sexy that

20:51

he was noticing me

20:53

with women that were quite honestly that

20:55

are more naked and more outgoing

20:58

than I am. I am a

21:00

little bit, I'm pretty much

21:02

introvert, I'm very

21:04

nervous right now for him to

21:06

really go out of his way

21:08

and give me attention despite all

21:10

of that was noticed and appreciated

21:12

the whole night. So tell

21:15

me more about in the room. Yeah, because you

21:17

two started out here next to the kitchen and

21:19

that was pretty hot but what we

21:21

all didn't see is when you went back to the room.

21:23

So how did you start? Where did it go? We

21:25

started, there's

21:28

a blowjob at first, a fantastic

21:30

one at that. Thank

21:56

you. doing

22:57

I'm I'm

23:08

I'm I'm

23:17

I'm I'm

23:29

I'm I'm

23:37

I'm I'm

23:45

I'm I'm

23:56

I'm I'm Oh

24:01

my god. Yeah. Yeah.

24:06

Uh. Yeah, you're doing what?

24:09

Uh. Uh.

24:15

Okay. Uh.

24:20

Oh, god. Oh,

24:26

my heart's getting stronger. Yeah.

24:34

Uh. Oh, yeah. Oh, god. I

24:36

can't believe you're freaking cuddling me.

24:40

Yeah. Oh,

24:44

god. Yeah.

24:49

Yeah. Oh, god.

24:56

Uh. Uh. Uh.

25:03

Uh. Uh.

25:09

Uh. Uh.

25:15

Uh. Uh.

25:22

Uh. Uh.

25:30

Uh. Uh.

25:36

Uh. Uh.

25:43

Uh. Uh.

25:51

Uh. Uh.

26:00

I totally noticed that you were

26:02

paying me special attention and

26:04

I appreciate that, I think that's sweet.

26:07

And so then that buildup, it's always

26:09

mutual, right? And so even in the

26:11

lifestyle, go to these events, you go

26:13

to the club and if you can

26:15

find a way to make that crazy

26:18

connection, even in all the chaos, even

26:20

in all the people and all of

26:22

that, there's not a second of that

26:24

that doesn't go unnoticed. Super hard

26:26

for sure. It's very, very difficult, right?

26:29

Even in this environment, it's very difficult. In this environment,

26:31

in the club environment, all the time,

26:33

right? And I think everybody still

26:36

struggles with that, of finding those

26:38

connections when you are distracted

26:40

and there's bodies and lace

26:42

and songs everywhere. How do

26:44

you find that crazy connection

26:49

amongst all that chaos and you

26:51

manage to do it? And I

26:54

think that's awesome. It's that attraction,

26:56

the attraction and yeah, I love

26:58

it. It was great to see.

27:01

Yeah. It was really great to see because

27:03

I just got peeking back around the corner. The way that

27:05

you look at me and sometimes you can tell when

27:08

a person is undressing you with their eyes,

27:10

they're looking at you in a certain way.

27:12

But I think that that's important

27:14

that all of us, as we

27:17

are going through the lifestyle, that

27:19

if you want to make a connection

27:21

with somebody, that you don't just

27:23

sort of make things generic. It's just

27:25

sex, it's just people, it's just whatever.

27:27

But if you can find a way

27:29

to make just that extra little bit

27:31

of effort and that extra connection. Oh,

27:33

it feels so good. So good. It

27:36

does, it makes everything better. It makes everything

27:38

better. That's a new pop.

27:41

It makes everyone more willing and wanting.

27:47

It was super fun, like just watching

27:50

Megan around around the corner and

27:52

then she was on top of Ron and

27:54

then she looked back and saw, she saw

27:56

me. Ah.

28:00

oh yeah yeah

28:06

oh yeah oh

28:18

yeah yeah

28:37

you yeah

29:02

yeah yeah

29:05

uh uh

29:13

yeah yeah

29:17

yeah yeah

29:22

yeah yeah yeah

29:28

why me uh

29:33

yeah uh

29:38

uh uh

29:41

uh uh uh

29:47

uh uh

29:51

uh uh

29:55

uh uh

29:59

uh She

30:02

reconnected us.

30:10

That is kind of an interesting thing

30:12

for me to be riding you and

30:14

staring at my husband. That

30:18

is kind of a wild thing

30:20

like I know you see what I'm doing. Mm-hmm.

30:23

Yeah, but that's it. We'll talk about

30:25

it later. Yeah. For sure. That's

30:28

gonna be days of talking. You've had this, you

30:30

know what this feels like and you know that

30:33

like how amazing that Ron is making me

30:35

feel right now. We can do that. We

30:37

can do that all the time. But it's

30:39

cool and it's just this is a really

30:42

great environment and they set up a good

30:44

environment for all of us to like feel

30:46

safe and do things that are appropriate and

30:48

no one felt uncomfortable. And we all went

30:50

back there and did things. Maybe

30:53

the timers and things were a little bit

30:55

abstract to us but myself and... Bullshit. I

30:59

don't know. You look pretty

31:01

comfortable. I don't know. I

31:03

felt pretty comfortable. It's not

31:05

rushed. I know when

31:08

myself and Megan went in, seven

31:10

minutes is not long enough. No. No,

31:12

that's just like a warm up man. Yeah.

31:14

But I was comfortable. Definitely comfortable. It just

31:17

feels like we need more time. Like and

31:19

we're gonna get some more time in the

31:21

future. It was super great to meet everybody

31:23

and have the experience of it. I

31:27

feel it just like there's a lot

31:29

of shit needs done. There's a

31:31

lot of shit that needs done, folks. I

31:33

have a lot of shit I need to do. I'm

31:35

finished with this. Coming

31:38

in for this, I only do another couple

31:40

and everyone's made me feel super welcome. Everyone's

31:43

cool as fuck. We just all

31:45

clicked and had a good time. A

31:48

very good group of people. Indeed. It's

31:50

hard to feel. Well,

31:52

I'm full bad, Tori.

31:54

Yeah. Tori is trying to find a

31:57

grape on the ground. I hate a grape. It's just giving us

31:59

all of you. We can figure that

32:01

out real quick Lord this podcast needs

32:03

video. All right. I'm done with the

32:05

headphones And

32:30

that like so Either

32:39

they wanna come for a nice party tacos you

32:41

want to come on up. Yeah, how do you

32:43

feel that lady? But

32:51

I've seen them since you know, and he texts me

32:53

like yesterday and we're gonna do A podcast

32:56

like are you interested? Mike's not really my thing,

32:58

but you're like, I'll make it Getting

33:14

her nipples Hey, what

33:16

she doesn't know she doesn't know we're

33:18

still recording. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be

33:20

in trouble Is

33:36

all sorts of debauchery happening is

33:40

fingering Tory from behind Oh,

33:45

yeah, she's going right after it Elizabeth

33:47

is eating grapes Kitchen

33:51

Okay, okay. Thank you. Fucking Tory from behind on the

33:53

couch. It's part of the microphones while Tory sucks around

34:00

cock also in front of the

34:02

microphones. Elizabeth

34:09

is still eating grapes in the kitchen. Nothing

34:33

happened? Nothing happened. Tori

34:37

did not just get busted. We

34:44

made it all up. This is just the

34:46

power thing. I'm going to

34:48

get fired. It's

34:54

got a little bit of

34:56

milk in it. I'm a

34:59

Italian. Something for you, huh? It

35:02

really is. I've got to go for it.

35:04

It's natural. Everyone does. I'm

35:07

going to get too mad. I

35:10

want to love it. I do the women that

35:12

I love. I'm going to show you

35:14

how to do it for perfect. Shit. I'm

35:18

just watching.

35:23

Did he do it? I

35:25

don't know. Did

35:28

he come in with it? I

35:31

didn't work at a behavior site. It

35:34

was you. You

35:36

were very good. I'm

35:39

serious, Jason. Everyone is serious. I'm

35:41

not going to look at you.

35:45

Everyone, not her. He had

35:47

no faith in me. I don't

35:49

want to worry about the problem. I

35:52

don't believe this. Did

35:55

you like it? Oh

35:57

yeah, who's being interviewed? She's

36:00

getting some. She's

36:03

getting some. Woo hoo. G

36:06

is in the bedroom with Megan. But

36:09

we left him there because me

36:12

and Elizabeth and Erin just finished

36:14

our little foursome. It

36:16

was amazing. Yeah. Fun

36:19

fact, one of my favorite people to

36:21

fuck. Try that mic. Is Nessa.

36:23

That mic's weirded. Better?

36:25

Yeah, better. Thank you. You're one of

36:27

my favorite people to fuck. I was

36:29

super excited when we got the same

36:31

locks or keys, however that worked. Yeah?

36:34

Yeah. That's not mine.

36:36

That was nice. I don't drink Caron.

36:38

Come on, Nessa. Well,

36:41

maybe those be mine. Don't

36:44

be strudging. So it's a little crazy

36:47

around here. Yes, I absolutely love when we

36:49

end up in a room together. I was

36:51

sad on Friday when we saw each other

36:53

but barely got to hang out. I know.

36:56

I know. I got home and I

36:58

was like, I want to hang out. And I had all

37:00

these things to tell you too. Nick had asked me, who

37:02

are you most looking forward to seeing? I'm like, Nessa. I'm

37:05

excited to see Nessa. I love that. Let's

37:09

see. We got to do the play by play. So

37:11

how did you and G start? Erin had

37:13

worn me up, honestly. Oh,

37:15

that's right. I went to the bathroom. He

37:17

wore in the bathroom, right. And G was

37:19

lagging me. I think he was finishing up

37:21

the last interview. OK. And Erin and I

37:23

were making out because we had some unfinished

37:25

business from the last room. Yeah,

37:28

which was amazing. And he's a great kisser.

37:30

I agree. So good with his hair. Oh

37:32

my gosh. Yeah. I

37:34

need to come here more often. No,

37:37

he's making you feel real good, man.

37:39

Fantastic. Yeah. So him and I actually

37:41

started out, which is not fair because

37:43

he would, yeah, you are a locker.

37:46

I'm sorry, Carrie. That's OK. No, I appreciate

37:48

it, though. You got things started for each

37:51

of you. And we had a great time.

37:53

And then G walked in. Oh my gosh.

37:55

You went down on NASA, right? Yeah. You

37:58

went down on NASA. Yes. and

38:00

G went down on me. And I

38:02

couldn't help myself but kiss my sub. Oh,

38:04

I see. Oh,

38:14

fuck. Oh,

38:17

oh, oh, oh, oh,

38:20

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

38:30

oh, oh, oh, so cool. Oh,

38:38

oh! Hahaha,

38:45

I couldn't drop, I couldn't type at

38:47

all. Oh,

38:52

oh, oh, ah- I

38:57

know right, I don't like it. He's

39:00

the fuck all of us. Oh,

39:09

oh, oh, oh, aw

39:11

fucking god. Uh,

39:32

ooooooh... Ah.

39:35

Ohs... Ahhhh... but

39:38

it mug... Ah,

39:43

uh, ah. Ahhhh,

39:48

fuck, eh,

39:50

ahh, ahh, ahhhh.

39:57

Ah, ah, ah, ah. We

40:24

were trying to angle things, because she

40:26

has such a kissable face. We

40:29

were trying to get a kissable face, because she has such a kissable

40:31

face. We

40:48

were trying to get a kissable face,

40:50

because she has such a kissable face.

40:58

We were trying to get a kissable face, because she has such a kissable

41:00

face. We

41:08

were trying to get a kissable face, because she has such a kissable face. We

41:24

were trying to get a kissable face, because she

41:26

has such a kissable face. We

41:34

were trying to get a kissable face, because she has such a kissable face. We

41:42

were trying to get a kissable face,

41:44

because she has such a kissable face.

41:52

We were trying to get a kissable

41:54

face, because she has such a kissable

41:56

face. first

42:00

date was Applebee's it did not go well.

42:03

Oh yeah 20 some years later.

42:05

So bad you're still

42:09

together. Still trying to figure it out.

42:13

We've never been to an Applebee's since. I

42:15

don't think so. No really? No yeah seriously

42:17

no no I was it was it was

42:19

not great. It was okay you

42:21

just didn't want to be in an Applebee's like

42:23

the date was fine. It was.

42:26

Okay I think we're getting off track. Sorry.

42:28

Okay so um let's see what happened. So

42:31

you and now I heard you oh no

42:34

you got on G. You were

42:36

riding him. Before that even. See these

42:38

guys they remember shit that we don't

42:41

know. I skipped G. Okay

42:43

and then he was laying down and then Nessa you just

42:45

kind of look at me and give me a pat on

42:48

the bed like get here. Right here.

42:51

Happy to flip around for that. Oh

42:53

wait a final instruction

42:55

without being said. You guys are doing a

42:58

little 69 action. That was a

43:00

lot to watch. That was fun.

43:02

Yes I love that. I feel

43:04

that is a good use of time. Our.

44:44

Lives. In

45:09

the name is efficiency as as the

45:11

various isn't. Ness

45:13

and I practice and we decided that

45:15

the most efficient we we just have

45:17

said I'll run. Seven minutes

45:19

and. When. Mean we may

45:21

far over seven minutes. As I said,

45:23

I think the most efficient thing we can

45:25

do is is sixty. Nine right away my suit

45:28

and her death and nurses not very decisive and

45:30

as as remote as well as you may citizens

45:32

and exit right right and. Co

45:35

him is enough we the right one as the idea

45:37

that was I was I by the tell us your

45:39

call Aaron yeah actually you are in the let. One

45:41

his and know let's do the thing. That I

45:43

was him the great time for down on

45:46

you before and that women are scientific. I

45:48

miss and agree pussy hard to reduce the.

45:52

Pets. Let's see so

45:54

when you did get on see us!

45:56

I. know that there was something

45:58

missing Yes you did. Which

46:02

I call it, this probably sounds really terrible, but

46:04

I call it like a human motorbunny. Like I

46:06

like to get on a dick and ride

46:09

the dick and use a wand

46:11

at the same time. Which it's

46:13

very, it feels like you're riding

46:15

a Sibian or something. Oh,

46:17

fuck. Fuck. I

46:19

mean that's the

46:21

one you're throwing in

46:23

the middle of right now. Oh

46:26

yeah, we have a R30. Oh,

46:34

is that a dress? Oh!

46:44

Oh! Oh!

46:48

Oh! Oh! It's

46:52

a real life person, which is, yeah, makes it

46:54

a little better I guess. Yeah, or it's a

46:56

little naughty or I don't know, it's real bad. Like I'm

46:58

like, are you really enjoying this? The

47:00

feedback I get is yes, they like to. I

47:03

would like to think that the motorbunny

47:05

is copying the human being. Not the

47:07

other way around. Okay, so

47:09

you're right. I would say human dick

47:11

has been around a lot longer than

47:14

motorbunnies, but okay. Yeah, again, you just

47:17

found a way to replace men. That's it. That's

47:19

all. But we

47:21

were here first. Fair enough. That

47:24

is one of my favorite things, though. I know Nick

47:26

does that with me quite a bit and it's

47:29

really one fantastic way to go. Oh my

47:31

God. It's very enjoyable to watch as well.

47:34

The last time the four of us played together and

47:37

you guys did that, I was, oh my God. It's

47:40

so fucking hot. There's something about

47:42

a woman on top of you and she

47:44

just starts shuddering uncontrollably. You're like, holy shit,

47:46

I can't believe that I'm part of this.

47:49

There's something about after sex where you just

47:51

can't walk and you're like, I don't

47:53

think my muscles work the right way anymore. So much

47:55

fun. Yeah. So there's that.

47:58

And I think we finished. We finished. Each

48:00

of us. You are on here. I

48:02

was on what I mean. You're all. Entries as

48:04

has around again. yeah. Yeah, we slip.

48:07

I took a quick look at the clock

48:09

and you're like I had are under two

48:11

men and ah okay so you're.nine hundred Time

48:13

to see I'm display wasn't Yeah without there

48:15

was no slow pace. go name. I think

48:18

it was just two minutes. Yeah, Really?

48:20

Gone for and. I

49:46

will say that I thought that the

49:48

timer the thought of the time would

49:51

go away with each session but it

49:53

hasn't. like every time I've been in

49:55

there. I'm always like very worried like

49:57

oh. area that they added and be time's

49:59

up What is it gonna be? I don't

50:01

know how to get rid of that necessarily

50:04

without actually taking away the timer, but... I

50:06

think for me that the timer got worse

50:08

the night. Like my first encounter in the

50:10

room, I kind of forgot about the timer.

50:13

My second encounter, I was very conscious of it. I

50:15

was like, oh shit, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta

50:17

do it. I think you just

50:19

go in like... I

50:22

have to do all the things and the first

50:24

time in you go, oh, I did two of

50:26

them. Right. Yeah. So

50:28

we have to get through the whole list. Yeah. Well,

50:30

you did good. I mean, you got your, you got a blow

50:33

job in, you got oral in, you got 69,

50:35

you got... Yeah.

50:38

You did all of it. You like... Extremely

50:40

efficient by round three. Extremely efficient. I was taking notes

50:42

on the side. You got an air here, dad. You

50:44

got a note, what the fuck is going on? He's on

50:46

the... He's taking notes. He's taking notes, eh? It was awesome.

50:48

Are you guys making a ninja roll? I don't find

50:50

out. Oh my God. Oh,

50:53

you're not in the room. You're not in the room. You're

50:55

not in the room. You're not in the room. People tell you the truth.

50:58

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