O Cana­da! Some­thing, Some­thing In French! Do you remem­ber what it was like in school when we sang the nation­al anthem? Do you remem­ber when we replaced the nation­al anthem with Snow’s ​“Informer”? Our father, who farts in heav­en, hal­lowed be thy lame! Every­one except Tim knows the word ​“pen­i­tent” includ­ing Injiana Jones. Tim’s new seg­ment (spon­sored by body-pun­ish­ing Ice Cream) makes him feel a lot bet­ter about him­self. The sto­ry of the lady dri­ving over the curb is sim­i­lar to how Tim feels doing the ​“Word of the Week”. We’re chang­ing the 2‑Truths-&-A-Lie game! Turn­ing it on it’s head, I say. Dana recants an astoud­ing tale of a recent trip to the world’s best 7 – 11. Dana orches­trates a tru­ly enchant­i­ng 7 – 11 themed game of 2‑Truths-&-A-Lie. This might be the most impas­sioned seg­ment about 7 – 11 any pod­cast has ever. That’s some­thing to be proud of, right? Right. Side note: Quin­n’s new nick­name is Cheesy wein­er Jen­nifer. We close out the show with anoth­er seg­ment of ​“Which Dave Did It” (or ​’50 First Days’ or ​‘500 Dav­es of Sum­mer’). Dave #1 had a van with a Hon­da rac­ing engine in it and a loose bench in the back that the kids would sit on. Dave #2 had a car with a mas­sive hole in the floor board of the pas­sen­ger side. Which Dave did it? The answer, and the details, are sure the shock and con­cern you. Endorse us for Doink­ing! Abra­ham Linkedin says so!