When we were kids, we loved the idea of a smart house with TV screen walls that could make us endless smoothies and throw us awesome house parties. Then we watched Smart House as adults and realized it's a fat-shaming movie about a jerk kid who

Episode 118: Twins (1988)

Sep 2nd, 2020 1h 6m

It's the classic tale of two long lost brothers that were made from a mixture of DNA from several athletes and scientists, who find each other and search for their mother while falling in love, dodging loan sharks, and going toe-to-toe with a d

BONUS EPISODE: Top 5 Best Bad-Movie Characters

Aug 17th, 2020 1h 7m

We excluded the movie "The Room" from this discussion because that would take up our entire list and then some. So, we put aside our gold standard film and counted down the top 5 best bad-movie characters out of all the other movies we've revie

Episode 117: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

Aug 7th, 2020 1h 10m

Our coverage of the Underworld franchise continues with the prequel no one needed. In this episode, we discuss the insane cheese-level of Victor, Raze boxing werewolves as a human, how this movie adds nothing to lore, and that over-the-top sex

Episode 116: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

Jul 21st, 2020 1h 15m

It's a spin-off that didn't pan out but somehow plays a pivotal role in holding the entire fast franchise together. We watched The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift and we actually had a great time! In this episode, we discuss the strange Yakuz

Episode 115: Camp Rock (2008)

Jul 13th, 2020 1h 23m

What happens when you take a steamy crap on the winning recipe for High School Musical? A movie about teens at a summer camp named after a musical genre that is not featured in the movie. We watched Camp Rock and BOY was this one laughably bad.

Episode 114: Judge Dredd (1995)

Jul 6th, 2020 1h 8m

Stallone turns 74 years old today so we reviewed one of his classic good bad-movies! In this episode, we discuss the deeper connection Dredd has with the law, the unnecessary and unfunny Fergie, the disrespect given to Diane Lane's character, t

BONUS EPISODE: Top 5 Best Scenes from The Room

Jun 28th, 2020 43m 54s

The Room came out 17 years ago TODAY! So, we sat down and put together our list of the top 5 best scenes from our favorite bad movie.--Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hurtssogoodpod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/HurtsSoGoodPodFacebook: ht

Episode 113: Underworld: Evolution (2006)

Jun 11th, 2020 1h 14m

We're back for more vampires vs werewolves with a review of the second installment in the Underworld franchise. In this episode, we discuss Michael's endless boringness and bad painting skills, the egregious sex scene, the convoluted story, and

Episode 112: Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)

Jun 5th, 2020 1h 8m

We're celebrating the 20 year anniversary of Gone in 60 Seconds by giving it a harsh but fair review. In this episode, we discuss the impossible task of stealing 50 cars in 12 hours, the lack of full Nic Cage, the forgettable villain, and the s

Episode 111: Red Dawn (1984) w/Action, Action Podcast

May 29th, 2020 1h 12m

AVENGE ME! WOLVERINES! DON'T CRY! This movie has some great screaming quotes and we had an awesome time watching it. We're joined this episode by our friend Dustin from the Action, Action podcast to show this 80's classic some tough love. In th

Episode 110: Underworld (2003)

May 19th, 2020 1h 3m

Unlike Kate Beckinsale's outfit, this movie's storyline was not tight or well put together. In this episode, we talk about the boring character of Michael, Selene's Batman-like badassery, the charm of Viktor and Lucius, and all the shortcomings

Episode 109: Road Trip (2000)

May 11th, 2020 1h 11m

20 years ago today, we were introduced to a movie many of us found hilarious but has it stood the test of time? Short answer: No, not in the slightest. For the long answer, listen to our review. In this episode, we discuss the lack of relatable

Episode 108: The Phantom (1996)

May 6th, 2020 1h 8m

He rides a white horse, has a pet wolf, and shoots bad guys with guns but sadly he looks like a purple thumb and it only gets worse from there! In this episode, we discuss the extremely cheesy characters, the overload of exposition, and everyth

Episode 107: Bloodsport (1988) Re-Review

Apr 30th, 2020 1h 8m

It's a re-review! Our audio back in 2016 sucked and we're smarter now. In this episode, we discuss the real bullshit artist known as Frank Dux, the beginning of every JCVD movie trope, the lovable Ray Jackson, the bloodthirsty Chong Li, and eve

Episode 106: Step Brothers (2008)

Apr 24th, 2020 1h

Put down your pitchforks! We think this movie is really funny too! But it has a rotten score on Rotten Tomatoes for a reason. In this episode, we pay respect to the great one-liners and singing, discuss the lack of character growth, complain ab

Episode 105: TipToes (2003)

Apr 15th, 2020 1h 14m

YES, this is an actual movie made by real people who thought this was a good idea. I mean, GARY OLDMAN plays a little person. In this episode, we discuss the awkwardly offensive movie known as TipToes, including the bad special FX, the unlikeab

Episode 104: Lionheart (1991)

Apr 3rd, 2020 1h 2m

Are you ready for some nut shots and butt shots? Good, because this is a JCVD movie! In this episode, we review Lionheart and discuss the awkward character interactions, the great fight scenes, and why everyone, and we mean EVERYONE, wants to b

Episode 103: Road House (1989)

Mar 23rd, 2020 1h 4m

THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING. But there's a lot of reasons why and we're going to talk about them! In this episode, we discuss how Patrick Swayze's hotness made things difficult on-set, relive the epic brawls and explore how this movie is so insanely,

Episode 102: Final Destination (2000)

Mar 17th, 2020 56m 39s

20 years ago today the world met a group of teenagers that cheated death, and then the critics cheated them in the reviews! In this episode, we discuss our favorite death scenes, the real-life plane crash tragedy that inspired this movie, and w

Episode 101: Doom (2005)

Mar 9th, 2020 40m 46s

All they had to do for video game fans was make a movie where marines kill demons with extreme prejudice...and they still messed it up. In this episode, we discuss the amazingly cheesy performance of the Rock, the cliche characters, and the ver

Episode 100: National Treasure (2004)

Mar 2nd, 2020 52m 12s

Our 100th episode! Thanks to every one of you that has listened and continues to listen to our rambling reviews of our favorite (and not so favorite) bad movies. In this episode, we reminisce about some of the stand out movies we've reviewed be

Episode 99: Double Down (2005)

Feb 18th, 2020 1h 7m

How many old laptops does it take to hack the government!?! If you have to ask, you definitely won't understand why he also needs to use 3 cell phones at the same time. In this episode, we discuss all the tuna, the vivid hallucinations, the hil

Episode 98: Over the Top (1987)

Feb 10th, 2020 52m 59s

Arm Wrestling, Truck driving, and family, what more could you ask for? A better plot might be a good start. In this episode, we talk about Lincoln Hawk's bad business plan, why Michael should have stayed with his grandpa, share fun facts about

BONUS COMMENTARY: January 2020

Feb 1st, 2020 43m

We're continuing our discussions of Bad Boys, Dr. Dolittle, and Dolittle. In this episode, we discuss which movie was our favorite of the month and how we would reboot them. Then we play some movie games and discuss the latest movie-related new