Imagine what it would sound like to hear Sarah Palin protest as Trig is taken away by order of an Obama death panel! Or the anguished yelps of a McCain supporter as a hulking attacker carves a backward "B" into her cheek! Or the Supreme Court ruling in favor of Orly Taitz's latest birth certificate forgery, declaring Joe Biden our new president! It's all imaginary, and we'll try to get our callers to act it out. Call in and try out your best Palin impersonation.