Happy October! While 1999's House on Haunted Hill may not contain our usual requirement of a gaggle of (actors pretending to be) teenagers, it was definitely scaring some of us in the 90s. Bryant finds another scary movie he hates while Cassie and Jason compete for title of biggest super fan, and Samantha claims she would star in a 15-minute version of this movie where she just wouldn't go to the house on the hill... and we do it all for your spooky enjoyment!  We hope it's as satisfying as winning $1 million dollars.