Happy St. Patrick's Day! It's been one year since we released our first episode of "I Learned Something Today" so we thought we would release a quick explanation on why we started the podcast and why our social media handles are @twofemaleprime

EPISODE 218 - Your Assets Are Frozen!

Jan 3rd, 2022 26m 53s

Last episode of Season 2! Futurama wasn't too far off with Cryonics! Amanda brings the temperature down talking about Cryogenics and Cryonics and Sophie recounts a missing person returning 21 years later. Dispel the myth: You do not have to wa

EPISODE 214 - October 3rd!

Nov 14th, 2021 25m 35s

If the glove does not fit, then you must acquit! Amanda takes us back to 1994 to the OJ Simpson trial and Sophie explains how to protect Intellectual Property. We stand with Taylor Swift and all artists that are taken advantage of by their prod

EPISODE 212 - Shove a Twig Up Your What?!

Nov 11th, 2021 24m 26s

This episode does not apply to all step parents! Amanda ruins Cinderella for us and Sophie delves into the history of party games (which involved a sex lottery at one time!). Anyone up for playing a round of "Are you there, Moriarty?"?Episode

EPISODE 301 - Who Is They?!

Nov 3rd, 2021 26m 46s

It's season 3!What would you do if you came face to face with a moose? Amanda voices Smokie the Bear with the 7 principles and Sophie gives us the numbers of deforestation using football fields as measurement. Why is palm oil in absolutely eve

EPISODE 217 - It's Bad For Business!

Oct 26th, 2021 22m 2s

Hoping for a Christmas episode in October? We promise we will revisit Season 2, Episode 16: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson during our all Christmas episode month :)Step 1: Business; Step 2: Profit! Amanda embraces the advantages of small busin

EPISODE 215 - Such a Good Boy!

Oct 22nd, 2021 22m 8s

Listen closely medieval doctors, we're about to blow your mind! Amanda's topic flows around hysteria and the wandering womb and Sophie delves into science fiction that is more non-fiction than you would have thought. What was on your 2020 BINGO

EPISODE 211 - He's on Acid!

Sep 27th, 2021 25m 6s

This episode has potential fantastic possibilities....if used wrongly! Amanda spills the CIA secrets of Project MK Ultra and Sophie talks about a personal audition experience. Remember: strong and wrong!Episode - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the

EPISODE 213 - Do Do Do Topics

Sep 15th, 2021 22m

TW: This episode touches on mass suicide. Listener discretion is advised.There seems to be a theme. Amanda talks about historical mass suicides and Sophie teaches us how to win all the prizes at the carnival. Can someone tell us if these tips

EPISODE 210 - Child's Pox!

Sep 13th, 2021 20m 28s

This episode contains assholes, not murderers! Amanda compares how having/not having money can effect us and Sophie talks about viruses while being sick herself. You can mail many weird things, such as bees in a box, but not child's pox lollipo

EPISODE 209 - He's a Pretty Cool Guy!

Aug 28th, 2021 21m 2s

Obscure South Park quotes at the work water cooler! Join Amanda and Sophie as they discuss the Sundance Film Festival and Robert Redford, who seems to be a pretty cool guy. Now if only we could get our hands on Chef's recipe for Chocolate Salty

EPISODE 208 - The Train That is This Topic Has Derailed!

Aug 11th, 2021 20m 29s

Bang! Amanda teaches us how to cope with stress (while laughing off her own) and Sophie cannot keep on track about pyrotechnics. Does anyone else use podcasts as a coping mechanism?Episode - Summer SucksTopics - Fireworks and Coping Mechanism

EPISODE 207 - Put That Thing Back or So Help Me!

Aug 6th, 2021 36m 19s

It's Amanda's birthday episode! Amanda implants false memories and Sophie interprets your dreams. Will you remember if you fall asleep listening to this episode?Episode - City on the Edge of ForeverTopics - Dreams and MemoriesIntro music - M

EPISODE 206 - Reality TV is Not Reality!

Jul 28th, 2021 27m 18s

Nothing like a Hunger Games reference about a real life war. Amanda gives a history lesson on the Vietnam War and Sophie gushes about reality tv and how producers create the drama. Do you accept this rose?Episode - The Mexican Staring Frog of

EPISODE 205 - No One Wants an Acne Awareness Month!

Jul 21st, 2021 36m 1s

These are topics you can't dodge! Amanda recites Canada's awareness days/weeks/ months (we didn't ask for most of them) and Sophie cracks down on what makes a bully. Why does the English/French feud involve so many condoms?Episode - Conjoined

EPISODE 204 - Ma'am, This Is A Wendy's!

Jul 14th, 2021 26m 56s

Sorry doesn't cut it when you break bones in someone's face! Amanda lists accounts of police brutality across Canada and Sophie lays down the facts about literacy concerning "fake news". How far would you go to teach someone to read?Episode -

EPISODE 203 - Say Thank You But No Thank You!

Jul 7th, 2021 26m 48s

Get ready to learn, m'kay? Amanda explains the Canadian "Drugs are Bad" policies we've had over the years and Sophie talks about religion and genitalia (again?!). This episode really "cuts" to the chase!Episode - Ike's Wee WeeTopics - Drugs a

EPISODE 202 - Mount Cyanide!

Jun 30th, 2021 25m 39s

Death and Babies? Sophie explains why we love True Crime and if you want to know where babies come from, Amanda has you covered. Now let’s enjoy a nice hot cocoa and watch family programming. Episode - Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut Topi

EPISODE 201 - We Are Having Nunavut!

Jun 23rd, 2021 35m 21s

You've waited two long weeks for a new "I Learned Something New" episode...and it's a gas!Amanda gives a brief history of Canada (spoiler alert - it's darker than you think) and Sophie explores why farts are funny. Is anyone hiring a flatulist

EPISODE 113 - Sex Sells...But Not Burgers!

Jun 2nd, 2021 38m 57s

Last episode of Season 1! Amanda shows Sophie some shocking food advertisements and Sophie breaks down stereotypes of Indigenous Peoples and African Americans. Guess we will have to wait for Season 2 to find out who Cartman's father is...Episo

EPISODE 112 - For Justice & Duty!

May 26th, 2021 16m 27s

Roshambo! Join Amanda and Sophie as they discuss Godzilla, Mothra, and other Kaiju film monsters. If you need us, we will be watching the new Godzilla vs. Kong movie.Episode - Mecha-Streisand Topic - Japanese Kaiju films Intro music - Music

EPISODE 111 - Androgynous is Hard to Say!

May 19th, 2021 23m 27s

Hello Queens! Amanda breaks down some LGBTQ terms and explains why the boys can not become lesbian for Ms. Ellen and Sophie time travels through history to discuss the "ideal women's body type" before revealing that inner beauty was the key all

EPISODE 110 - Leaps of Faith!

May 12th, 2021 22m 59s

Curve ball! We're skipping Season 1, Episode 9: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo to save for an all Christmas Episode month :)Let's get ready to rumble! Join Amanda and Sophie as they discuss the Meaning of Good and Evil, Blind Faith, and Religio

EPISODE 108 - Remember to Donate a Can Opener!

May 5th, 2021 26m 34s

That's a lot of food! Amanda wastes no time talking about food waste and Sophie explains why the humanitarian aid system is broken. Don't forget to volunteer locally!Episode - Starvin MarvinTopics - Humanitarianism and GluttonyIntro music -

EPISODE 107 - Fun Facts Are Not Always Fun!

Apr 28th, 2021 40m 39s

Feeling thankful for indoor plumbing right now! Listen as Amanda explores the undead and historical pandemics and Sophie cringes at every cultural appropriation costume she sees. #IAmNotACostume Episode - Pinkeye Topics - Zombies, Pandemics,