It was a very long summer okay? We're back with an episode on being exactly the kind of teenager I aspired to be: American, rich and popular. I am joined by my friend Cait as we talk hooking up, homecoming and hot tubs, contrasting the less-than-glamorous lifestyle I led during my youth (less proms, more fields). Whilst Cait did not identify as an angsty teen, there was still a fair bit of heartache, confusion and a residual bitterness at boys' preferences for those 'sophomore sluts'.

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