I'm not going to lie to you, Marge... it's been a while.

But at long last, the lads are back with a brand new, fresh out of the oven edition of WANTS A WORD - the show that does for podcasting what The Great British Bake Off has done for the future of albino antelope farming in Denmark - ie: absolutely bog all.

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