Hi! ArE yoU gOiNg oN a PicNic? Join us for our tenth (!) episode where Madison asks Trader Joe's savant Sydney to identify real vs. fake Trader Joe's items. As usual, we throw our grocery store opinions around freely and laugh at the absurdity

All Horses are Scary

Apr 3rd, 2021 39m 36s

Join us as we discuss two outlandish conspiracy theories. These theories involve poor municipal spending, baggage goblins, changing facial blemishes, Claire's accessories, reptiles basking in the sunlight, THE NEW WORLD ORDER, and Dippin' Dots

How did this Sh*t get Greenlit?

Mar 20th, 2021 1h 17m

Join us as we discuss a movie so terrible we ponder if it was written during the writers strike. I would describe the conversation more here, but this movie has aged me 1,000 years and there is no need to drag it out any further. As always, you

Fifty Million Tacos

Feb 27th, 2021 54m 40s

Sometimes we talk ourselves out of extravagant purchases like McDonald's. We frequently check our bank balances to make sure they're behaving like we expect. Sydney has to regularly fight a tree in her basement to maintain a semi-hospitable ren

The Fleeting Impermanence of the Doodle Bear

Jan 30th, 2021 1h 15m

Have you ever fallen victim to a Heely's ban? Did your Sky Dancer lacerate your younger brother's forehead? Did some of your Kid Cuisine corn flip over into your frozen (but also somehow lava hot) brownie? If you were ever traumatized by the la

Risotto, Truancy Officers, and the Vampire Mafia

Jan 9th, 2021 1h 16m

Ever wondered what an AP English Literature and Composition essay on Twilight would sound like? Join us as we pour out our nostalgic hearts over Stephanie Meyer's masterpiece series. As always, you can find us @tellyouinthecar on Instagram or w

Money Don't Do You No Good in the Pacific Wilderness

Dec 12th, 2020 43m 54s

On the trail we blaze! Join us as we discuss treasure hunts from the 80's, stealing the Declaration of Independence, presidential raccoons, thrift finds, D.B. Cooper, and Madison's favorite childhood book. This episode is all over the place,

Is Everything Still Tasting Good?

Nov 28th, 2020 50m 38s

Hi there! What can we get started for you today?Join us as we discuss some of our favorite deep, dark, and previously repressed memories as servers and baristas. As always, you can find us @tellyouinthecar on Instagram or write us at tellyoui

MLMs: Run from this Place

Nov 14th, 2020 41m 56s

Hey there #bossbabe. Join us for a discussion of multilevel marketing lies, rotten leggings, and magic water. As always, you can find us @tellyouinthecar on Instagram or write us at [email protected]. Thank you so much for listening.

Maybe I Don't Know What a Turkey Is?

Oct 31st, 2020 44m 53s

Welcome to our first episode! To celebrate our inaugural episode coming out on Halloween, we thought we would explore some of our local haunted hangs. Share your stories with us at [email protected] or @tellyouinthecar on Instagram. Tha