Listen Joe, You really do think that you’ll never turn into your parents. That is until the time comes when you start living on your own and have roommates. Then all of a sudden, you turn into your mom and dad and start saying the same stuff they do.

The same stuff that you avoided doing became the same stuff that you began to complain about when it wasn’t done.

Listen Joe, no lie, I turned into my mom when I went to college.