There are so many useful and useless things that we should be teaching the youth of today……… once again, nobody is reading this… you know what’s gross? Brussel sprouts!
What’s weirder than catching rats for money…… you’re just going to have to listen and find out, because it gets weird! No one is reading this…. So…. Trent smells!
If you could choose how you would die, what would you choose? Drowning in Mountain Dew, being hugged to death, drinking too much caffeine, or something weirder? Don’t let us know @importantmalarkey
Trent tries to explain why he is the way that he is, and Linc blows up! Also aliens attacked us and stole our spaghetti, no one is reading this, so I can type whatever I want…. Walrus!
Our first ever guest, Sam, is here to help us make a more confusing version of English. It’s like pig Latin but not anything like pig Latin because it’s way more complicated and difficult to get the hang of! You’re probably not reading this, bu
Opposite Day has always been a interesting and weird joke that confuses everybody, but how could we make it something to actually celebrate and still stay mentally sane? Find out I’m this episode of, we make something way more confusing then it
Linc is convinced that he invented time travel, but his memory had been wiped. Trent once again thinks that Linc is too weird for him! If you had a time machine, where would you go? Tag us on Instagram @importantmalarkey and tell us!
What if you had your own country? What would the laws be? What would your military be like? What do you call your money? Let us know @importantmalarkey on Instagram
What would our ZA plan be? Find out, and it gets weird!!! Follow us on Instagram @importantmalarkey and let us know what you would do if the zombie apocalypse happened today!
Trent and Linc venture into the world of apps that don’t exist, BUT SHOULD! If you could invent an app, what would it be and why? Let us know on Instagram @importantmalarkey
Trent walks Linc through a discussion about the way that humans talk. Why do we call things the words that we call them? Why do some of us pronounce words differently? LINC DISCOVERS A RIDICULOUS SECRET THAT TRENT HAS KEPT FROM HIM FOR 22 YEARS
Trent and Linc talk about some of their favorite slang terms. Then Linc quizzes Trent on current and Victorian slang terminology. Lastly, the duo create their own slang term!