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read about something I don't know

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if there's video footage you can find Brett I've

4:48

read about it a couple of times now about

4:51

this willy wonka immersive

4:53

what have you heard

4:55

betsy I haven't heard much

4:58

I only seen like now memes

5:00

from it but like in Glasgow

5:03

right like yeah an immersive event

5:06

that was just awful

5:08

looking it

5:11

was all 100% AI

5:13

created like the poster was

5:15

all just AI like just

5:17

nonsense words and then it

5:19

drew people to this thing

5:22

based on AI pictures so

5:24

you look at this AI

5:26

image that looks like holy

5:29

shit this fantastic land that

5:31

even the movie willy

5:33

wonka didn't even create like

5:36

it's better than the movie

5:38

like this land and you

5:41

see like holy shit I'd

5:43

love to walk my kid

5:45

through that land and you

5:48

show up and there's like

5:50

these cardboard cutouts of candy

5:52

yeah it's like in a

5:55

weird warehouse It's

5:57

like there's like one. The

6:00

Memos and was like a grumpy. Own

6:02

balloon boy Ladies. Are

6:06

to smite Is that her like I'm

6:08

on orange Make up this. Are

6:11

like digital you are green wig

6:13

legs as his plan was is

6:15

doing or make up his. Aziz

6:17

on her way. Do it or make. Coffee

6:20

or Jamaica? Or

6:23

agree that this was last. Seen

6:30

Come on is also a

6:33

pair of really immersed ah

6:35

yeah, yeah yeah we are.

6:37

We really dies. Superstar Years

6:39

I saw a. Muslim

6:43

this her see did it out in

6:45

the south the river okay I mean

6:47

a the images on mine with incredible

6:49

no money has a golf cart come

6:52

over to you. Again, he

6:54

so far away. Honey

6:58

I see nice is where I am

7:00

a barrel. Sad bad stuff in it.

7:02

Okay, poisonous whereas before us.

7:06

Are you are served. Honey

7:10

seem to nice. Clothes

7:12

Oh. God. Oh

7:14

god size great both same as spot

7:16

your and okay up a over and

7:19

a second the seasons ago. too bad.

7:21

yeah. It feels like it slides

7:23

going backwards. And the Ass as. Everyone

7:27

knew it or and was

7:29

hangar used to store our

7:32

world War war and ah

7:34

airplanes yeah maybe am a

7:36

gasoline. Maybe you

7:38

can tell that when you're closer

7:40

to us than the new been

7:43

moved around earth he sir coming

7:45

honey see. Night this

7:48

experience. Is done a

7:50

deal it seems. Our marriage. They.

7:53

Are. We putting so much on this

7:56

is I think it's all that some

7:58

work he has both in love. Hi

8:00

there Willie Wonka, You say? Yes, No

8:03

I just heard that you both love

8:05

Willie Wonka Us we love worry one

8:07

one of those. yeah Al Qaeda. he's

8:09

not here yet as to tell you

8:12

that right away. A hey,

8:14

that's pretty appropriate rise as in

8:16

the alleys numbly. Burning

8:19

the goals that are Cameo in a

8:21

somersault with a cane any time soon.

8:24

Oh no, not today and backs.

8:26

Who. Are used as his

8:28

own. Expectations: Low. Sort. Of thing

8:30

know I just want to make sure that because

8:33

I just got the phone with him and he's

8:35

in a bit of a. Altercation:

8:38

Legal oxidation. Okay,

8:41

tie up on it was so their new

8:43

phones in the actual movie so I don't.

8:45

Think this my the real

8:48

space? Oh yeah, are not

8:50

immersed yet? I'm no characters.

8:53

I'm just wondering advisers and

8:55

versus wants to come today.

8:57

You're not that one dude who wants to

8:59

buy. Sell.

9:01

Recipes Slug or as as as

9:04

it's. And. Worth. Of

9:07

side yours out A you

9:09

are so darling time. In

9:11

credulity I drive like him

9:13

at his post about that

9:16

nice know same had done

9:18

well. I think that's fine.

9:21

I. I. Imagine when

9:23

I name is Mud

9:25

Parse to Business Wadsworth.

9:28

Oh okay. say okay. I'm sorry

9:30

we I know why more behind

9:33

the scenes. A

9:35

mega Wizard of Oz remind him.

9:37

When. He sees me as doesn't seem

9:40

like it's going well right now.

9:42

The think and Felix I simply

9:44

remove Samuels on mobile loop as

9:46

will be here any second. Time

9:49

in one of them. A

9:51

great other! The hubble and I would

9:53

love that we madam balloon but with

9:56

lovable I'm plenty lovable. a bus honey this

9:58

is what i therapists is talking about you

10:00

giving up on everything immediately okay

10:02

so we gotta just keep pushing

10:05

through we love Willy Wonka and

10:07

this night and this event is

10:09

going to be what saves our

10:11

marriage okay

10:14

there they are just do

10:16

the fucking song at the

10:18

very least oh

10:21

my god he's using

10:24

a lot of curse

10:26

words room ba doom

10:28

bad day do that's

10:31

all I got oh

10:33

kind of gave up you guys want to

10:35

see the chocolate river

10:38

yeah I mean yeah we

10:41

took our shoes off all right

10:45

get in the golf cart okay

10:48

okay okay here we go we're going

10:51

into the immersion okay you know

10:56

they used to store World War

10:58

two or no one aircraft

11:02

in here and the oil they take the

11:04

oil out in here oh wow

11:06

wow yeah what worth told us that just

11:08

like a little bit ago yeah

11:12

what do they do with all this stuff well

11:15

they take all the oil and they would drain

11:18

it into this ditch and well you'll see

11:20

it soon enough oh

11:25

well this is fun we're

11:27

having fun all right here we

11:29

are the chocolate River

11:37

I have another brittle for you

11:39

what is black and

11:42

flows like doo-doo okay

11:46

we can figure this one yeah we

11:48

can figure this out I was gonna

11:50

say poop but if

11:59

it flows like do you do, then that

12:01

can't be poop. It can't be... And

12:03

they're not chocolate, so don't try to eat

12:05

that stuff. Oh, Jesus, I put my

12:07

foot in here. What is this? What is this

12:09

shit? Oh, my God,

12:11

honey, you're so... Oh, talk. You're going

12:14

to get near that. Oh, God. Oh, baby, baby,

12:16

baby. Yeah, that's the oil

12:18

from those aircraft I was telling you about.

12:20

Oh, it's burning. My

12:23

skin's burning off, and then I can see some of my bones.

12:25

Oh, my God, honey. Yeah, I can see here, here, here. Ooh,

12:28

let me try to put it out. Let me try to put it

12:30

out. No, baby, you're not a doctor. Stop trying to do things like

12:32

that. All right, here's the towel. See, this is fun, just like what

12:34

happened when that girl turned

12:37

into a blueberry. It was your fault

12:39

that happened. Your fault. What?

12:42

It's my fault. We didn't sign up

12:44

a single year. That's what Willy Wonka's

12:47

all about, motherfucker. If you go to

12:49

places, you look at things, you do

12:51

something you shouldn't, and you

12:53

motherfucking motherfucker... We haven't done anything we shouldn't, though.

12:55

We've done everything you said. We've done everything you

12:57

said. We've done everything you said. River of oil.

13:00

Can we please leave? Can we please leave?

13:02

We don't even need a reason. Find your own

13:05

way out. What? No, don't, don't

13:07

cart away from us. Where did you go? Oh,

13:09

Jesus. Oh, my God, honey. Oh, baby. Oh,

13:11

my God, honey. The river's getting higher. What

13:14

do we do? Oh,

13:16

Jesus. Babe,

13:18

I feel like I stuck my foot in already.

13:20

Yeah. I've never done something for

13:22

you in our entire marriage and time. No, you haven't.

13:24

We're together. If

13:27

one of us can get out, then it should be you.

13:30

Really? Yeah. Thank you.

13:32

Ride me. All of a sudden they notice

13:35

these bubbles. Like these bubbles rising to the top

13:37

of this hanger that's coming

13:39

out of the oil and that

13:41

they see an exit through

13:44

the top of the hanger if they can maybe... Oh,

13:46

my. We could get out that way. Oh,

13:49

my God, yeah. We could get out that way.

13:51

We could both make it out. We can both make it

13:54

out. Okay. Okay.

13:56

I'm going to rip off some of this

13:58

cardboard candy. make a

14:00

little raft. We could make a little raft

14:02

out of this. This is so shitty. This

14:05

was so shitty. We paid $200 a person. 200

14:09

a person plus crazy ticket fees and taxes.

14:11

Crazy ticket fees. And

14:14

they sold it on the site that concerts

14:16

go up on. Come on, babe. OK, let's

14:18

see. We cut to them later. They were

14:20

like just having the best

14:23

sex they've had in years in

14:25

a local motel. Oh,

14:27

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

14:30

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

14:34

You shut up. Oh, my God. Honey.

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talk some more about that. Betsy,

15:47

you've traveled the world. Not that

15:49

Amon hasn't, but I know

15:51

by your IG, you are always

15:54

going somewhere. Have you ever

15:56

gone to you've seen something on

15:58

Instagram? Maybe it was. It wasn't AI that

16:00

tricked you, but there was something about you're

16:03

like, oh, that looks so like I got

16:05

fooled in Hawaii with water slides, but I've

16:07

already told that story. But have

16:11

you been fooled by something from afar and

16:13

you got there like, what the fuck? You

16:17

know what? There have been some times

16:19

where it's like haunted houses, you know,

16:22

where they have like a lot of, uh,

16:25

uh, yeah, Instagram or like

16:27

social talk about them. And

16:30

then you show up and you're just kind of

16:32

like, what? Like there was one I went into

16:34

and I walked into a room and one of

16:37

the people who was supposed to scare you was

16:39

just like drinking a Sprite. Oh,

16:41

this isn't a legit haunted house.

16:43

This is a Halloween haunted house.

16:46

This is like, yeah, this is a Halloween haunted

16:48

house, like a haunt. So it's low effort.

16:51

This one was, but like people were praising

16:53

it and being like, this is really awesome.

16:56

You gotta go. And

16:58

uh, we went and it was a

17:00

little like, what? Okay.

17:03

And like people on their phones who are supposed

17:05

to be scaring you just kind of

17:07

stuff like that. Oh,

17:12

the phone thing is nuts

17:14

these days. Like some people

17:16

like the kids, it's like, yeah,

17:19

it's like the, almost like their

17:21

hand is

17:23

separate from their head and can't

17:25

stop being on the fucking phone.

17:27

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I

17:30

went to, um, when I went back to Denver

17:32

to go visit some family, I met, I

17:34

had to do the obligatory like, oh, go

17:36

visit the little ones in the family now.

17:39

Yeah. And, uh, and all the parents

17:41

being like, Oh, ask them on about LA. These

17:43

kids don't care about me at all. And

17:46

they were doing the old,

17:49

there was one, one of my,

17:51

um, cousins. She

17:53

was, had to be, I don't know, like

17:55

three, four years old on an

17:58

iPad to send. centimeters

18:00

from her face, scrolling, scrolling

18:03

the entire time. They're like, you

18:05

can't read. What are you scrolling

18:07

for? Yeah, exactly. It was insane.

18:10

She was scrolling so much. She was scrolling pictures.

18:12

She was scrolling videos, almost

18:14

like a TikTok for kids kind of situation.

18:17

And it was the rate at which she

18:19

was absorbing all that media. I was like,

18:22

and then the minute her dad tried to

18:24

take it away, oh my god, forget about it. It was

18:26

turned into a tantrum. It turned into a war

18:29

where even the other family members were

18:31

like, just give the iPad to the

18:33

kid. Uncle, am

18:35

I? Dad

18:37

told me I have to apologize to you about something.

18:41

Oh, oh, oh yeah, John. Yeah, little

18:43

Johnny, come on in. You

18:48

know, you're one of my, and I say this

18:50

and I mean this, my daddy had to make

18:52

me say this part, that you're

18:55

my favorite uncle. I

18:58

think it's cool that you live in

19:01

where they used to make comedy,

19:05

I guess you guys called it back in the day.

19:07

I think that's cool. That must have been cool. Used

19:10

to kind of hurts because I'm hoping to

19:12

keep working. But yeah, yeah, yeah. That's

19:15

not my point that. Oh, OK. I'm

19:21

sorry. I'm always scrolling when you're telling

19:23

your stories about

19:28

Hollywood. You guys called it

19:30

Hollywood, right? Hollywood. Hollywood,

19:32

yeah, no, I think, yeah, it's still called Hollywood.

19:34

It's not just like a, it's

19:36

not a dying anything. It's just.

19:38

Is that one word or two words? Hollywood?

19:42

Yeah. It's

19:44

one word. In fact, I can write it

19:46

out for you if you'd like. Maybe we can. This

19:49

is the most fake one ever. Write

19:53

the. I think we have a pencil or pen in this

19:55

house. You

19:57

must have a pencil or pen in this house. That's

20:00

not an outdated piece

20:03

of technology yet. It can't be. It can't

20:05

be. I can't think of a reason for

20:07

it. Like to jab someone in the eye, I guess. No,

20:11

no, no, no, a pen and

20:13

a pencil. Yeah, no, that's like... A

20:16

pen and a pencil. That sounds

20:18

redundant. No, okay, okay. Anyway,

20:22

I want to get to my apology.

20:24

The reason I scroll is because I

20:26

think just my generation, we just... The

20:30

amount of stories I can take in

20:32

scrolling in the time you tell one

20:34

story, I think

20:38

would... Well, I don't be rude.

20:41

Sure. Boggle your mind. Like,

20:44

I can take in around 100

20:46

stories in the time

20:48

you talk about how great the

20:50

word Hollywood is because it's one word

20:53

you'd like to write it down. Well,

20:55

Johnny, Johnny, I wasn't even beginning a

20:57

story. I was just telling you a

20:59

fact about Hollywood. And

21:01

I can tell you stories, but listen, the

21:04

art of verbal storytelling

21:06

goes back as old... Scroll, scroll, scroll,

21:08

scroll, scroll. Are you on your iPad

21:10

right now? Part

21:13

of me is, but I hear you. No,

21:16

this kind of takes away... You see how this takes away

21:18

from the apology, Johnny? Because you came in

21:20

to talk to me. A good

21:22

part of me right now is focused on you,

21:24

uncle, but I'm still as reading

21:27

amazing stories, watching funny

21:30

videos... Watching

21:34

people talk about Shane Gillis on

21:36

SNL. And

21:39

then watch people talk about that, those people.

21:42

Oh, you're watching... You're watching

21:44

meta commentary on SNL.

21:47

Okay. Well, SNL is a TV show,

21:49

not necessarily made in Hollywood, but it's

21:51

a TV show made by people doing

21:53

things that... Hey, can you please stop?

21:56

I feel like I'm competing with this

21:58

iPad. Could you please? Okay, let's... just

22:00

put it down because it's hard for it to

22:02

be in my hand and not scroll. Yeah.

22:05

It's like, it's hard for you to talk without moving your

22:07

lips. It's hard for

22:09

anyone to talk without moving their lips. Okay. It's that it's not

22:11

a me thing. I,

22:13

Johnny, I

22:16

was your biggest ally when your dad was saying,

22:18

you know, you should be punished. I said, no,

22:21

no, no, no. You're a kid. Let them be.

22:24

Um, and right now, Johnny,

22:26

you're really, you're, you're hurting an

22:28

adults feelings. Right now. Um,

22:30

so you just need to,

22:33

cause you're, you're denigrating everything I do.

22:36

And okay. I agree to

22:38

listen to one of your stories

22:40

at the dinner table tonight without

22:42

scrolling. That's a

22:44

good start. That's a great start. And I think

22:46

you'll ask for another after you hear

22:48

it. I

22:51

think you'll enjoy it. That's

22:53

a good one. You are funny. Uncle

22:55

A, we cut dinner

22:58

later that night. Uh,

23:01

can I go to my room? So

23:03

can uncle A just tell his story

23:05

so I can just go talk to

23:07

my friends on different platforms

23:09

at the same time? Sure.

23:11

Johnny. Um, did you mind, you

23:14

mind telling the story? Well, I mean,

23:16

it's a bit of a dry run.

23:18

I was hoping to warm into a

23:20

story naturally, but organically we'll be here

23:22

all night. What do you

23:25

need to get, what do you need?

23:27

Okay. Um, I, how's

23:29

the weather in Hollywood? Oh,

23:32

okay. Great. Thank you. Thanks for asking. The

23:35

weather in Hollywood is, is very

23:37

nice right now. It's very nice. Although

23:39

we received some rain, we

23:42

received so much rain these

23:44

past few weeks. We cut to his

23:46

nephew's face and it's just, it

23:50

looks like he's having

23:52

flops sweat and anxiety and bored and

23:54

all at the same time. Ahhh.

24:02

Content. We

24:04

go back to full, our normal speed.

24:08

And it's hard, it's hard for productions to

24:10

get started. Oh. Because,

24:12

you know, it's because the sense of strike and

24:14

the whole thing, it's like a... Oh, don't start

24:16

talking about the strike, that's a whole other story.

24:20

Mom, that's a new story if you start talking

24:22

about the strike again. I wanna hear about the

24:24

strike. I wanna hear about the strike. Oh,

24:26

come on! Those stories

24:28

are so boring! You

24:30

haven't heard the story yet, Johnny. It could

24:33

be pretty good. And you could... you

24:36

could want another one after. This

24:39

isn't fair! Oh,

24:41

Jesus. This isn't fair! Johnny!

24:45

Now my friends, I've been listening

24:47

to two boring stories in

24:49

a row without scrolling! Whoa.

24:52

Now my friends! Johnny,

24:55

you can handle it! Uh,

24:57

hey sis, permission to yell at your kid? Permission

25:01

granted. Yeah, okay. Johnny,

25:04

you ungrateful piece of shit! Listen

25:06

here, okay? This is why

25:08

your brains are infected. You can't sit down for

25:11

one minute and listen. We're trying to

25:13

help you. Okay,

25:15

Uncle A, I'm sorry. Tell

25:19

your story. Oh. It

25:22

worked. Okay, yeah. Well, he

25:25

sat down. Well... Um,

25:27

okay. He's turning the iPad off.

25:30

Yeah. And we... and he... and I'm

25:32

on... I'm on... starts in this amazing

25:34

great story about him running into Drew

25:37

Carey on the picket line. I

25:40

know. And I'm on buying Drew

25:42

Carey lunch. Yeah! And

25:47

he reaches the end of

25:49

that story and the whole family is

25:51

enthralled. Wow.

25:56

And he went, wow,

25:58

if I could reward you... you a

26:00

thousand points I would. Oh

26:04

my God. Oh my God. That

26:07

is incredible. Yeah. Are

26:10

you going to write a movie about that or

26:12

something? That could be a movie.

26:15

That could be a whole

26:17

TV series. Oh. I

26:21

got the next door neighbor into it too. Yes. Yes.

26:25

Yes. You know how wrapped

26:27

your attention is right now? I think I might

26:29

turn it into a TV series. Wow.

26:32

Johnny, what do you think? I

26:36

videotaped that story and

26:38

edited it into clips

26:40

and put it out

26:42

onto many platforms. Uncle

26:46

A. Huh?

26:49

You are so huge on threads

26:51

right now. Wow.

26:57

Meaning I respect you. Oh,

26:59

okay. Because I didn't know what that meant.

27:02

That means I respect you. Wow. What?

27:04

You're telling me that

27:08

everything I've done so far is actually

27:10

resonating with people online? Well, clips

27:12

of it. I don't know if

27:14

anyone's seen the whole thing together.

27:18

And they're editing your face and altering

27:20

it with AI and putting weird filters

27:22

on your voice. What? What? It's

27:25

going. It was songs from

27:27

the Barbie movie. No. And

27:30

Beyonce's new country song. But

27:33

it's what you had to say too. Okay.

27:36

But they're not. At least they're not making a mockery of me. That's

27:38

one thing I don't want is for anyone to make a

27:40

mockery of. I thought you were a comedian. You

27:43

make comedy, right? Yeah.

27:46

It's satirical though. I make fun of other people.

27:55

Let's talk some more about that. Humor

27:58

ends something. That

28:01

was said. oh. I'm

28:03

talking about his or the nephews nieces

28:05

or he said com cousins Yeah yeah,

28:07

the scrolling of the tick tock in

28:10

the are and daughter she's on. no

28:12

I don't let her were don't letter

28:14

on. Talk directly,

28:16

but tic toc videos make

28:19

it onto kids you to.

28:21

But now I'm not sure.

28:23

how are ya? Well, that's

28:26

controlled, but. So.

28:28

Far so good as far as like

28:30

offensive material but there's definitely plenty of

28:32

does dumb shit. Completely

28:35

fucking dumb Shirts

28:38

Stupid. Crap.

28:40

Personally, I think laity

28:42

less I see legs

28:44

dire did this. Unload

28:47

email like kids. Why is?

28:49

where are you know latency?

28:51

Using it as a. Reference

28:54

to his death. You

28:57

know, like why are non tic tacs

28:59

that this that you'd blades. Right

29:01

right or name for a with

29:04

you more aware and me isaac

29:06

not worse out seeking could a

29:08

ton of songs. As.

29:10

Funny like us playing a song. Just

29:13

that I liked. And. She's

29:15

like and she knew the words. Since she started

29:17

singing along I was like. I

29:20

said seemed oh you know this song and

29:22

she goes. I know

29:24

a part of the song

29:26

he oh yeah yeah yeah

29:28

funny is that yes I

29:30

know off heart of this

29:33

song. And. Sometimes the

29:35

song king weird it's it is weird

29:37

and I've had that experience to were.

29:40

Just on tic toc or something else. Hearing

29:43

clips of song so I don't know he

29:45

and then you hear the original song. And.

29:47

You. But if for me I'm like

29:49

impatient to get to the part. I

29:51

know that I'm lucky but ah. Gets

29:55

To this. And that's fine saying that

29:57

I've seen. again his girlfriend good as

29:59

his DJ. All right honey,

30:01

come on, come here. Okay. Okay.

30:04

Excuse me, DJ. Yeah,

30:06

yeah, what's up? DJ, hey

30:08

buddy. Here's

30:11

a saw bug for you. Oh,

30:14

you are so smooth, honey. Hey, do

30:17

you mind getting to my honey's favorite

30:19

part of this song, kind of

30:22

hitting the old

30:24

speed, speed of Rooney fast

30:26

forward on a part of this song that

30:28

gets in my honey's favorite part. Please,

30:30

I only know one part of this song and I want

30:32

to look cool in front of people and sing

30:35

it loud. Okay,

30:37

so this song that I'm playing right now is

30:39

your favorite song. No. No,

30:41

no, no, no. Okay, so you want a song request. No,

30:44

no, no, no, no, no, no. You got your word almost

30:46

at it, the part she loves.

30:49

We're almost at the part she... Yeah, but

30:51

she wants to fast forward to it, you

30:53

know, let's just get to it. Here

30:56

you go. Here's a fiber. Wow,

30:59

a fiber. Wow,

31:01

honey. A fiber. Oh my

31:04

God. Oh, wow. You really

31:06

take care of me. Yeah.

31:09

So Mr. DJ, can you maybe fast

31:11

forward? Do

31:16

you know where it is in the song, honey? We

31:18

have to keep going. We have to keep

31:21

going. It's almost time. It's almost time. Okay,

31:23

but you didn't have patience to

31:25

wait. If you don't mind skipping

31:28

it. Please

31:30

skip ahead. Listen,

31:33

you both are the only... The

31:36

reception is just getting started and you both are

31:38

the only two kind of making this request and

31:40

I barely get tips, so I appreciate the tips.

31:43

I can play a song for you if you let me

31:45

know what song it is. As far

31:47

as a part, a song is only two,

31:49

three minutes. The

31:51

song is, I think, around four,

31:53

almost four minutes. Yeah,

31:55

it's so long before my

31:58

favorite part of this. Nine

32:01

hundred like three forty five into the

32:03

soil and D C Nine Eleven so

32:05

really close to the and saw someone

32:08

was and to do just that I've

32:10

to. Here's what. I

32:12

know, put a little. Little

32:16

George Washington on top of

32:18

be. A style.

32:21

Of oh my god. Bless

32:24

me. Yes, All. My

32:28

effort into mean over oh hey I

32:30

love I love how much he both

32:32

are into this. I love this dynamic

32:35

is very very healthy up if you

32:37

don't mind stepping out of the Dj

32:39

booth and just handing me the money

32:41

that to who Is Just Hill this

32:44

song Know I heard of this song

32:46

I like See Hates the Car The

32:48

songs. I he this a whole some

32:51

of the song. Get.

32:54

Apart idolized. So

32:57

he tries to do it for Can Be

33:00

has a cast within. He skips half apart

33:02

as a song she likes and discuss the

33:04

tail end of it. Is.

33:09

It was the end of the part I like.

33:11

The it's really hard to fast

33:14

forward to understand that right? This

33:16

is a necessary I got. My

33:18

body is always. Six

33:22

digits. You please tell me, man,

33:24

my game. Six. O.

33:29

Five on top of the spark plugs.

33:32

Into I see that far as I

33:34

know, I've. Played

33:37

a lot on film. I'd say that

33:39

a long again and plan. Is on

33:41

a day? To the good part? Me:

33:44

Okay, but I think I'm getting a request

33:46

right now from me or the bride and

33:48

groom to be moss or that or is

33:50

it was. Gonna

33:52

last. We all know it's.

33:55

citizens school of thought

33:57

everybody in this goddamn

33:59

town Yeah, play this

34:01

song again. Good. Yeah, sex

34:04

with both of us on different nights.

34:06

Oh Okay. Okay. Sure.

34:08

All right Can

34:11

we close the bar down? It feels like these

34:13

two. Okay, I'm sorry Well,

34:17

let's just think we're drunk I'm paying you

34:19

good money just to go to a certain

34:21

part of the song That's good that everyone

34:23

would enjoy More than

34:25

the boring and what's up with you playing

34:28

all the boring parts of all these songs

34:30

These are good parts. These are classic songs.

34:32

Hey, don't denigrate my career right now This

34:34

is I only like put a ring on

34:37

it Just

34:39

that part of the song Yeah minutes and

34:41

45 seconds in to put a ring on

34:43

it. That's the only part they want to

34:45

hear just put a ring on it That's

34:47

the only part we want to hear. Yeah.

34:49

Okay. Listen, I'm gonna play that

34:51

part one last time And then

34:53

both of you need to leave this DJ

34:55

area and I can do my thing. I Got

34:59

this. Trust me. You'll be dancing.

35:01

I don't know if you do I

35:03

don't think you understand the good part

35:05

the songs right? Because

35:08

earlier tonight use lowered

35:11

you lowered The

35:14

Spice Girls song at the best

35:16

part to introduce the bride and

35:19

groom I Remember

35:22

that introduce them and it's like but

35:24

we love that part of the song

35:27

Yeah, come here to listen to parts

35:29

of songs or did you come for

35:31

the wedding? I

35:34

do sometimes when I'm anywhere block out

35:37

the parts of songs I don't like

35:39

and then time it to where I

35:41

release my hands from my ears at

35:43

the good parts if that's what you're

35:45

saying We did it also

35:47

for the ceremony, too. We only like

35:49

the best part of the ceremony Which

35:52

is the moment of if somebody objects

35:54

or not. Yeah, I love that part

35:57

Part and you told them to fast forward

36:00

tonight that part. Yes. And they didn't. We

36:02

were screaming the whole time and

36:04

they did not. Yeah,

36:07

no, of course they did not. This is

36:09

a wedding. It's not about you two. It's about the two

36:11

that are getting married. And I'm

36:13

sorry to say this. I'm going to play really good

36:16

songs and you can do your job. You got Rock

36:18

Lobster, right? This is the last song I'm going to

36:20

get wrong. You got Rock Lobster.

36:23

We love Rock Lobster. We love

36:25

it. That is not a three

36:27

minute song, my man. That's not

36:29

even a four minute song. My

36:31

friend, my friend. I'm

36:34

going to introduce you to

36:36

Abraham Lincoln right here. I

36:38

see Abraham Lincoln. What

36:41

are we at now? $21? You

36:44

treat me

36:47

so good. Abraham Lincoln

36:50

telling you the truth because

36:52

he. He's

36:56

not a liar. Washington.

36:59

Fine, fine. Fuck

37:01

it. I don't care anymore. Rock

37:03

Lobster. So I want you to

37:05

go to the part of Rock

37:07

Lobster where Fred Schneider and only

37:09

Fred Schneider, no

37:11

Kate Pearson joining in. Ask

37:15

what's under the rock. You

37:18

get to that part. Please get

37:20

to that part. I'm looking it

37:22

up. This is not a wedding song. It's

37:25

not in my rotation. Oh, you're a nut.

37:27

You're a nut. Don't call me a nut,

37:29

sir. You put wet

37:32

cash on my DJ booth right now.

37:34

Rock Lobster top 20 top

37:37

20 wedding song. What weddings? No wedding

37:44

please. Rock. Okay. Now you're an

37:46

imposter. This DJ. We

37:49

need to expect for Rock Lobster. Any

37:51

part of the song. All

37:54

right. Hey, don't start

37:56

a boot champ because

37:58

then I'm losing crowd please

38:00

I got I got to keep people happy

38:02

that's my goal as a wedding DJ oh

38:04

do you have the new that new football

38:08

soccer song the blue

38:11

chant we love it

38:14

bitch yeah I'll look it up I'll look

38:16

it up I have no clue what you're

38:18

talking about I look at a huge in

38:20

Europe dude it's like number one on the

38:23

terrace on charts the

38:25

blue chance the blue chair yeah yeah is

38:27

that what I think it is is that

38:29

just a chance of people doing it's

38:33

more than that that's

38:35

like saying the star spankers

38:37

like give him some more money

38:39

and then he'll find the blue chance honey

38:43

let's see here totally

38:45

fine I don't need any more money

38:47

from your socks I don't need any

38:50

more money Jackson no please you

38:52

have to keep money in your socks or else people are

38:54

gonna take it from you your pocket

38:56

to take it from

38:59

you here's my lucky $2 bill we

39:01

got that I have folded up Oh

39:07

Disney and 82 and you've been yes so

39:09

I've got up coke lines with this $2 bill

39:12

my friend that's not

39:14

gonna get high off of it

39:16

and coke residual no I can't

39:18

I can't do that anyway let's

39:21

add this $2 bill no don't

39:23

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40:50

What the fuck is going on? So

40:53

right before this show, I'm

40:55

reading online that just

40:57

for laughs is not going to happen this

40:59

year. Why

41:01

not? To avoid bankruptcy. Oh,

41:05

man! I mean,

41:08

that's huge, terrible news in the

41:10

comedy world. Yeah. Oh,

41:12

no, that's such a bummer. Yeah,

41:14

it's a huge bummer. Oh, man.

41:18

I didn't know they were in dire straits like that. I

41:20

didn't either. Well, I

41:23

guess I empathize. It's

41:25

a thing. Yeah. It

41:28

gave me pangs of anxiety for them. I

41:34

just for a lot, there used to be another festival too

41:36

that I talk about all the time, the Aspen Comedy Festival,

41:39

and it's just so good for comedians

41:41

to have these

41:44

big festivals to kind of work to

41:46

be in and work for and be

41:48

rewarded for their work. And

41:52

then to showcase and actually be seen by

41:54

the industry in that festival

41:56

and Aspen and not

41:58

many others. actually

42:01

did that. Right. And

42:03

I'm sure it was expensive. I know

42:05

it's expensive as shit and you can

42:08

imagine. Sketch

42:10

and improv groups always had such a

42:12

hard time. And I

42:14

know this from producing

42:17

it with them so many times. The

42:19

problem was, well, if I have a stand up here, that's

42:21

just one person. Yeah. And

42:24

I can put them on a stand up

42:27

show, our JFL stand up show that runs

42:29

in Canada. Yep. What

42:31

am I going to do with your six

42:34

to nine person improv skit?

42:38

So I always understood that and I

42:41

always empathize with that cold

42:44

hard fact. Right. But

42:48

it's a bummer. That's such a bummer. I

42:52

feel like the city of Montreal, they

42:56

should supplement that festival somehow.

42:58

Right. Like

43:01

Matt Bester says without

43:03

knowing anything about the

43:05

problems, heroin problem. No.

43:11

No, that is such a

43:13

bummer. And

43:20

I don't know if Canada is like this,

43:22

but there are countries where it's like they

43:24

have art funds. Yeah.

43:27

You know, where the government has like

43:30

a big chunk of money that's, yeah,

43:33

for art. The United States certainly

43:35

isn't that. And I thought Canada

43:38

did have that. I thought, no. They

43:41

might have. I thought they did

43:43

too because there's this filmmaker from

43:45

Canada who kind of

43:47

popped a few

43:49

years ago as like a young

43:52

up and comer. He was like in his twenties

43:54

shooting feature films. And these

43:56

feature films were very, they

43:59

weren't. They weren't for me, that's for sure. But

44:02

it was, he

44:04

was able to just constantly make these

44:06

big feature films. And

44:08

they made no money. And

44:10

I looked into it and it was

44:12

because the government was subsidizing some kind

44:14

of thing for their

44:16

own filmmakers to keep going.

44:20

And so I was like, Oh, that's how that

44:22

guy. Yeah. That

44:25

makes so much sense. Funny

44:28

how you come into that knowledge. I was

44:30

like going, this is a piece of shit.

44:33

How's it keep happening? Truly.

44:35

I'm like, how does this keep happening? Did

44:37

he have a style that rubbed you wrong

44:40

or did it was just boring and. Yeah.

44:42

It was boring. Is for me, it was

44:44

boring and self-indulgent. It was just like,

44:47

Oh, here are my issues with my mother.

44:50

Oh, and it's just like, okay, we don't need to

44:52

do this for three hours and 45 minutes. If

44:55

it's not due to, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta

44:57

put some, I can't

44:59

watch a family drama for three

45:02

hours. No

45:06

way. I haven't seen

45:08

so many movies because they're like two

45:10

hours or more and people will be

45:12

like, it's the greatest movie ever. I'm

45:14

like, I don't care. Do

45:17

not want to watch something for

45:19

two hours and more. I

45:21

am so with you. And, and I've

45:25

done some Broadway. I said

45:27

it. I did some Broadway where I'm

45:29

like, what is fucking going on here?

45:33

Yeah. But some

45:36

of this. Yes. And I

45:38

feel like there are they going, well,

45:40

they did charge me like a motherfucker. So maybe

45:42

they feel like the guy gave me a big

45:44

old thick Porter house

45:46

and then some laughs. Right.

45:49

No, man. Just, yeah. No,

45:51

you shouldn't, you don't need an

45:53

intermission. That's it. You don't need an

45:56

intermission. That's nuts. movie

46:00

if they want me to look at it

46:02

before it's released, I got some cuts. I

46:05

saw that movie one or that play that musical one

46:08

time. I

46:14

really enjoyed the first half, second

46:17

half I slept the whole way through. Betsie,

46:19

I said the same thing about Wicked. I was like

46:21

at intermission I looked

46:24

over at Danielle I was like that

46:26

should be it. And

46:29

they're making it into two movies

46:31

by the way. They're making what?

46:33

They're adding to it. They're

46:36

making it into two movies. So

46:39

they're extending the whole thing and

46:41

adding a bunch of content apparently.

46:43

Don't movies have enough problems right

46:46

now that you're going to take

46:48

this over long musical and

46:50

split it into two? That's

46:52

not even. Yeah, not even necessarily

46:54

split. Just just fill

46:57

it out even more. Fill it out.

46:59

Yeah. Betsie, did you need that professor

47:02

character at all? I

47:05

can't even remember it. No. Exactly.

47:08

Oh yup. Just stick with the sisters the whole

47:11

time. I didn't want

47:13

to see the green witch yet.

47:16

Exactly. Okay, did it feel like a full story at

47:18

the intermission when you watched the first half? I

47:22

think I had a feeling of okay, I

47:25

see where this is going with the characters

47:27

I care about and all this other stuff

47:29

is annoying the fuck out of me. There

47:33

were some side stories I was like, oh

47:36

my God. And I've listened to the thing

47:38

was I've had the soundtrack for

47:40

years before I ever saw the

47:43

production. So I didn't

47:45

really. So I knew all the

47:47

songs with the original singers and loved them.

47:50

And they all connected. All the songs connect in

47:53

a story. You're like, okay, I get this. And

47:56

then I see the actual thing and I'm like,

47:58

oh my God, the actual story. is so

48:00

long and drawn out and boring. It should

48:03

have just been an opera with the songs.

48:05

Right. Just do the

48:08

songs. We have a rule now where

48:11

before every show we go see

48:13

every play, every musical, anything where

48:15

it's like we can leave it

48:17

in our mission. Yeah. And

48:20

it has made going to theater so much

48:22

more fun because if it's awesome and you

48:24

want to stay it's like, oh,

48:26

hell yeah, dude. But

48:29

if it's sticky, you're like, let's get out of here. We

48:31

got like, that was fine. We got

48:33

what we came to get. Let's go.

48:36

It's really nice. Good. Good. You're

48:39

respecting your time. I really recommend it. So

48:41

what, let's cut to the, what

48:44

have you seen lately, either of you in

48:46

a theater? A theater.

48:50

I saw, I saw that new,

48:52

the new Into

48:54

the Woods and it was really

48:56

good. Into

48:59

the Woods, the music. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

49:01

oh, oh. Yeah. I'm actually

49:03

meant a movie, but that's okay. But

49:05

nevermind. That's okay. That

49:08

makes. I saw Night Swim,

49:11

a new horror movie from Blumhouse.

49:13

Yeah. You probably like

49:15

that. It was, I laughed

49:18

a bunch. There's a line from the movie.

49:22

But I love the pool. The pool

49:24

has changed my life. That's

49:27

a legit line. And the man screaming

49:29

that at his wife. We

49:31

cut to intermission of the

49:33

three hour version of Night

49:36

Swim. All right, folks, we're

49:38

going to take a 10 minute intermission

49:41

and then we will be showing the

49:44

second part of Night Swim. So if

49:46

you want to go to the restroom

49:48

or enjoy snacks in the lobby, now

49:51

would be the time. And

49:54

also, we are

49:56

going to allow people to leave. Oh,

50:00

I think that yeah,

50:03

I didn't realize that was like a What

50:05

do you feel honey? Are you I'm

50:08

kind of enjoying it. I mean they just

50:10

got the pool Yeah,

50:12

they say I don't want to see

50:14

what happens with the pool. Oh, yeah.

50:17

Yeah, that's kind of the promise of

50:19

the whole thing It

50:24

was a lot of setup a lot of setup

50:26

tons of setup Over

50:30

here what you guys are saying my brother

50:34

Saw almost the whole thing last night.

50:36

He said That even

50:38

though they just got the pool. They haven't gotten

50:40

a night yet, and it takes another hour

50:43

to get tonight Oh my

50:45

god, another half hour once after the

50:47

intermission. I didn't even

50:50

think of that Yeah,

50:52

we were so focused on the water. We

50:54

forgot about right cuz it was morning. The

50:57

birds were clearly chirping like yeah morning Gee,

50:59

no morning swim isn't scary at all.

51:02

No, not at all. It's nice. It's refreshing It's

51:04

a good way to start your day. You can see

51:06

what's in the water. Yeah Do

51:08

you guys want some popcorn or any Junior Mints?

51:10

I'm going to lobby Honestly,

51:15

yeah, can you get a popcorn and

51:17

put the Junior Mints in it? Yeah,

51:19

I love that. That's so nice Yeah,

51:21

can you do a little cup of butter as well

51:23

so we can add it ourselves and dip it in.

51:26

We appreciate that Okay You

51:32

know You know what's wild is I was

51:34

going to come I was going to turn

51:36

around and confront them Because they had been

51:38

kicking my seat the entire time Yeah,

51:44

I remember that I remember that they were

51:46

sticking their little toes in between the little

51:48

divider of the chair Yeah,

51:51

and at one point I thought it was

51:53

your hand and I like rub my face

51:55

on it This is toes ew, I'm

51:57

so embarrassed babe. I did the same thing

52:00

You did too. Oh, I'm so sorry. This

52:02

is disgusting. Well, what do you think? I

52:04

mean, I kind of want to know what

52:06

happens at night in this pool. Yeah,

52:09

sorry. Coming through swim team. Oh, excuse.

52:11

Oh, swim team. Oh, wow. We're

52:16

on a field trip to see the second

52:18

half of the night swim. Oh,

52:21

oh, you say you skip. You saw the first half

52:23

another time and we saw that we came on a

52:25

field trip last week to see the first half, but

52:28

we have a curfew. Oh,

52:31

right. Yeah. OK.

52:33

Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. It's

52:35

a long film. You have to look. It's

52:37

a training. Wow.

52:39

Excited. It's a Friday. So we're on

52:41

a second field trip to see the

52:43

second. And I can't

52:45

wait because, you know, they just got to the pool. Right.

52:48

We were trying to decide. Right. We

52:51

should stay because it's already

52:53

been so long. It's been a

52:56

long time in the sitter and we got

52:58

to. We have a sitter and we

53:01

didn't think we'd be out this long.

53:04

Yeah. The the entire first half didn't have

53:06

night or pool in it. And

53:08

so it was it

53:10

feels like a sunk cost or like we

53:12

really need to commit. You know, yes. Yes.

53:15

You guys are real bummer. Honestly,

53:17

you shouldn't talk to teenagers. You

53:21

started it. Yeah, you

53:23

kind of I'm trying to pass

53:25

through my feet. I

53:27

did it. Oh, OK. All right. All

53:30

right. There's your way. The junior

53:32

mint and your popcorn. Oh,

53:36

thank you. And your side cup of butter.

53:39

Thank you. Thank you so much. Honestly,

53:42

can I say something?

53:44

Sure. I thought the side cup of

53:46

butter was a little much of

53:48

a task for me because that's

53:50

a whole other thing to care. I have to carry.

53:54

And I'm getting my own stuff in

53:56

the lobby. Oh, I'm trying to get

53:58

a drink in my own. I didn't get the good

54:00

love you just get you guys stuff and

54:03

I spilled butter On

54:05

my white Slacks. Oh my

54:07

god. I because of course I did

54:09

yeah That's tough. I

54:12

wish I could go for a night swim and get the

54:14

butter off my pants Do you know what

54:16

happens when they do go for a night swim? Yeah,

54:19

you could save us so much time if you just

54:21

let us know what goes on then we can head

54:23

out of here You know what? I do know fuck

54:25

fuck you, too No

54:28

Gonna have to stay and find out

54:31

yourself If

54:41

you are going to leave you must

54:43

leave now honey, what are you doing?

54:47

the second part of the

54:49

movie Where they actually

54:51

swim in the pool and it becomes night

54:54

for a night swim. Oh my god, honey

54:57

What do we do? I need to know

54:59

what happens? But also our child

55:02

is left alone because the babysitter had to

55:05

go home But I got

55:07

that text too. Oh, yeah We

55:10

gotta see this out hopefully our kids asleep

55:12

hopefully our kids asleep Is

55:16

here I would like to say a few short

55:18

words The

55:20

do the direct. Oh great people of

55:22

night swim is here and we'll

55:24

do a short Q&A. Oh My

55:28

god, I love I love Denis ill news Okay,

55:34

hello, I

55:37

hope you're enjoying my movie and

55:40

night swim He's

55:44

old he's old he's pretty intense

55:46

he's pretty dead Are

55:48

there any questions? Before

55:51

we begin the second part of

55:53

the movie where indeed they will

55:55

enjoy the pool and swim and

55:57

it will become a night Here,

56:01

I got one that'll like maybe give

56:03

us the answer. How

56:05

much money does it cost to

56:08

fill the pool? You

56:11

got the question. The

56:14

pool has already filled. We may rent

56:16

the house though. But when

56:19

I was budgeting, I was considering the

56:21

same kind of questions. Next question. Okay,

56:24

babe. Over here. Over

56:27

here. Yes. You too. What

56:31

inspired you to

56:33

make the movie Night Swim? Did

56:36

something very scary happen to you while

56:38

you were swimming in a pool at

56:40

night? Great question. It is

56:42

a very good question. Thank

56:45

you. A

56:47

scary thing did happen to me. Here

56:49

we go. It was not at

56:52

night though. It

56:54

was in the middle of the day, high noon.

56:58

And it was actually

57:01

nowhere near water. Oh,

57:03

come on. Oh. Um,

57:05

it... Excuse me. You're

57:09

disappointed in the origin of my

57:12

story. A little. Yeah, I'm

57:14

not going to lie. Yes, a little bit.

57:17

Well then maybe you're supposed to leave.

57:20

Jeez. Honey, please. I'm sorry,

57:22

but you're going to have to leave. And we

57:24

are going... We now must begin the second part

57:26

of Night Swim. I'm sorry, you two, you're going

57:28

to have to leave. Oh my God. But

57:31

what happened? What happened when they swim in the

57:33

pool at night? I signed an NDA before the

57:35

show. What if you didn't? Hey. They're

57:38

making you... Honey, this makes me want

57:40

to know even more than... I know, I know.

57:42

Ow, ow, he's got my hand behind my back.

57:44

Oh my God. He's a parking lot three

57:47

hours after the show. They've been on the phone

57:49

with the babysitter coming up with more excuses for why

57:51

they have to... We

57:54

didn't... We see them... We see them...

57:56

People start to ask it. Honey, honey, the movie's

57:58

over. We'll be... there is

58:00

like probably so 30 minutes 30 minutes

58:03

30 minutes scary I know it's scary

58:05

and such a good what what

58:07

happened what happened when they started yeah

58:10

what well yeah yeah oh you

58:13

too I recognize you guys from the Q&A

58:15

you just yeah yeah movie what happened we

58:17

weren't allowed to see the last half could

58:19

you just what happened yeah let's know well

58:25

a lot happened okay I

58:27

mean it's weird that

58:30

I could get all the enjoyments of watching all

58:33

the seasons of the Sopranos all in one

58:35

night no way like he put it with

58:38

like Game of Thrones sprinkled

58:41

on top what yeah

58:44

but a horror like the shining like

58:47

all the classics oh my god this

58:49

is all the best what's

58:51

your favorite horror movie it's

58:54

all all time it follows you

58:56

love it follows sometimes look behind

58:58

us and go I think there

59:00

was so much it follows in

59:02

it in the original

59:04

way oh wait why I kept

59:06

I kept whispering that to

59:09

my partner it

59:12

was like it follows meets the

59:14

shining all those other things but

59:16

in a night

59:31

swim

59:34

did we make the biggest mistake of our life right

59:37

now I think we did all right you two I

59:39

heard you're out in the parking lot you gotta move

59:41

it along come on the parking lot back home where

59:44

the babysitter is pissed with fucking

59:53

hours to pass hi

59:55

there oh hey Brittany

59:58

I gotta go home Yeah,

1:00:00

my parents are mad at me. We

1:00:04

were sorry, Brittany. We were so sorry. We

1:00:06

had the worst night. We had a bad

1:00:09

night. Well, at least you got to see that

1:00:11

movie. Wasn't it great? I saw it last night.

1:00:13

You saw it? You saw the whole

1:00:15

film? Oh yeah, all my friends did. It's the best

1:00:17

film out right now. What happens when they go swimming

1:00:19

in the pool at night? What

1:00:21

happens? You're not going anywhere. I'm grabbing your legs.

1:00:24

Lock the door, honey. Lock the door. And

1:00:26

then they torture her and monitor

1:00:29

her. And all of a sudden,

1:00:31

this is... And they

1:00:33

drown her in the pool. And this

1:00:35

is the second act of night swim.

1:00:38

Oh, wow. And

1:00:40

they're watching themselves on

1:00:43

Amazon Prime pre-release

1:00:48

and seeing all the murder that they did. Oh

1:00:51

my God. Absolutely

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What's the nicest white movie? Let's hear

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some so far. Ooh. Okay. Last

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that. Mmm. I love

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Hoosiers. That's very white. It's

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a fully white basketball team.

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Yeah, fully white basketball team.

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Succeeding. It's also playing

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skate, skate. Walking around. You

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can hear the shoes. It's like very

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fun basketball. Keep going. The

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other movies are like It's a

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Wonderful Life of course. Like the

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classic. That's a classic white

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person movie. Yes, yes. Oh.

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Classically. Oh,

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that's fun. Yeah, give us some

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more. Give us some more.

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Ooh, I'm trying to remember the really good ones. We

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watched Tiny Furniture not too long

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ago. It's like the modern. We

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watched Dunham's first movie. Oh, right,

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know, believe it or not, very white

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film. Yeah. We watched...

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Geez, what did we watch? Any

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classic. a bunch

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of Clint Eastwood movies. Yes.

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Dirty Harry, of course.

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And yeah, just a yawn. It's these

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crazy things. That's fun. You can just

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name one and it's, yeah, it'll be probably

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a white movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you

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it's both. It's like who is

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camera? Yeah, we do

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a for what type of white person

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is this movie made? And

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yeah, it's just a, you know, it's a

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lot of like, especially. Have you guys ever

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The movie? No. No. It's

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a great movie. And so few people

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what the movie is about.

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It's about this man making

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going insane. And the real term

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people call it almost use it like you're

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a liar now, but it's really more. I'm

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making someone feel like they're

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crazy. Like, whoa. Yeah, yeah.

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Ooh. Right. Angela

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Lansbury is in it. It is so

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good. I'm definitely watching it. This guy

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who talks like this. Paula.

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I hear no sounds in the attic.

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Paula. You know, Paula, there

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are no sounds. Oof. Yeah.

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Okay. Troublemaker right there. Yeah. I

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