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0:56

It's immensely strong and

0:58

immune to nearly any weapon.

1:01

It's almost invincible. What's

1:08

up everybody? Oh my god,

1:10

what is up everybody?

1:13

Christmas, Christmas time and all the

1:15

other good stuff. Oh my god,

1:18

where do I turn up the volume?

1:20

I don't know. Yo, thank

1:22

you guys for coming to another

1:25

episode. Hey listen, I wasn't that late. We had

1:27

to get some stuff together. I hope

1:29

all you are having a good time. I've

1:32

been gone for about two weeks, two

1:35

whole weeks my friends. I think so, it's

1:37

about two weeks. I hope you guys miss

1:39

me. I don't know if you did. If

1:41

you miss me, did you miss me? God

1:43

dang it. Yeah man. Oh here we

1:46

go, now we sounded really good. Yo, this

1:48

has been awesome. I'm so happy to be

1:50

back, you know, because guess

1:53

what? I was

1:55

gone. I was gone guys. I was gone. I

1:57

was away. You know, I went to my parents.

2:00

hometown, my parents' home country.

2:03

I was in Lagos, Nigeria for

2:05

two weeks, man. And I'm

2:07

going to tell you, it was

2:09

fantastic. I mean, I am

2:11

energized. I have a different kind of energy. And,

2:15

you know, a lot of times

2:18

I was being told, actually, there was one lady, she

2:20

was like some spiritual lady, you know. She

2:22

told me like about two years ago, she

2:25

was like, brother, you need to, you know where you

2:27

meet those little spiritual people, they got the head wraps,

2:30

they got all the spiritual equipment on, I call it

2:32

equipment, you know, where they have

2:34

the earrings and the nose rings and, you

2:36

know, they smell like incense and wood and

2:38

all, they smell like soil and shit. Yeah,

2:41

she was literally, she came up to me, she goes, and

2:44

she literally said, brother, listen, you

2:46

need to go back to your parents' homeland.

2:49

You need to go back home. You need

2:51

to be in that continent. You

2:54

need to feel that energy. You need to

2:56

put your feet back on that soil where

2:58

your parents came from or your people came from. She

3:01

goes, I think it would just, you need it as a,

3:03

it would just complete

3:07

just you spiritually, energetically, the whole nine.

3:10

I was like, wow, that's heavy, you know. And

3:12

she goes, and she was a lady who actually

3:15

have, she has like these trips that she takes people

3:17

to Ghana and stuff like that, getting

3:19

people aware with Africa. She

3:21

goes to Tanzania. She goes, you, I know you're Nigerian, you need

3:23

to get to your ass back there. And

3:27

boy, was she fucking right. You

3:29

know, she was so right. But I'm going to

3:31

go into that a little later. But first, I'm just

3:34

wanting to tell you guys where I was because

3:37

you can see what I'm wearing right now. I'm

3:39

wearing, you know, some clothing from the native land,

3:42

you know what I'm saying, designed by my

3:44

cousin. I'll be bringing that up in a little bit. But oh my God,

3:46

it might be a little wrinkled because I put

3:49

it in my bag. But yo, I

3:51

got some fresh shit, got some sick ass gear

3:54

from my cousin that's who's a fashion designer out

3:56

there and a furniture maker

3:58

by the way. But

4:01

I will be showing you some clips and stuff

4:03

like that, some pictures and some photos, you know

4:05

what I'm saying, of my people's and where I

4:07

was, you know, just a little something something that

4:09

I tried to film. I even tried to do

4:11

videos from Nigeria,

4:14

some funny videos. I was working with

4:16

the hotel staff. I did some videos

4:18

with a hotel staff lady. That was

4:21

cool and stuff from the street, you

4:23

know. So yeah man, it was this

4:25

this trip was something else. Well

4:28

before I get into that, you know, I'm

4:30

gonna tell you I never

4:32

take my episodes for granted, you

4:34

know. This podcast by

4:36

the way, people listen to it in

4:38

Nigeria. What the fuck? Hello?

4:42

You know what I mean? It was really nice to hear

4:44

that. People go, yo, I listened

4:46

to your podcast man. I'm a very

4:48

big fan. What man? I love what

4:50

you are saying. I didn't know you

4:52

are from Nigeria. Oh brother, that shit

4:54

was awesome. You know what I

4:57

mean? That was dope and that's why

4:59

I do this. That's why I been

5:02

doing this for four going on five years

5:04

and I'm proud of it and it takes a

5:07

lot of work, man. You know

5:09

and sometimes you don't think you're

5:11

making any headway but you realize you go to

5:13

another country and they go, yo, your podcast, you

5:15

go, wait a minute, oh shit,

5:18

you know what I'm saying? And you know and sometimes

5:20

you may not be as popular as other podcasts

5:22

because they'll name like two or three all the

5:24

time but you go, wait a minute, fuck that.

5:27

I'm getting some ground. I got a whole

5:29

fucking continent. A continent. I

5:31

got a home where I can

5:33

go, oh I'm American but I can go to the

5:35

crib. I can go to the original crib and

5:38

be like, oh I got relatives here. You

5:40

know what I'm saying? That

5:42

trip just puts so much in

5:44

perspective, yo. But before

5:46

I go, well and as far

5:48

as subscribers, I'm hoping

5:51

maybe something increased while I was

5:53

gone. I know my Instagram numbers

5:55

increased. I'm at 819,000. My shit went up about

5:57

five five

6:00

or six, seven thousand while I was away. I

6:02

think it was like just everything was just, like

6:05

people were following me and I was

6:07

causing a lot of controversy with my videos, you know

6:09

what I'm saying? But I'm at 819,000, so I'm

6:11

headed towards that million that

6:15

they had been blocking me from, you know what

6:17

I'm saying? So I feel it, because my shit's

6:19

increasing. I keep seeing like I go up a

6:21

thousand every couple days. So I'm like, oh shit,

6:24

oh shit, on my Instagram. As

6:26

far as the podcast, subscribe,

6:29

I mean podcast followers on the account is,

6:32

it's really slow, it's slow. We just hit

6:34

170. It's like slow

6:36

as shit, I don't know. The Godfrey podcast, I even

6:38

do lives on there, because I got blocked again. I

6:41

got blocked while I was in Nigeria, got blocked

6:43

on my regular. I just fucking snapped

6:45

on somebody that tried to snap on me, but they

6:47

always curse at me first. I never, and then I

6:49

just go over there and go, yo, shut the fuck

6:52

up. I don't have- They have nothing to lose. Right,

6:54

I go, yo, shut the fuck up, you pussy, you

6:56

know, that kind of shit. And then they go, block,

6:59

community guidelines. One

7:02

thing I don't like is when they flash,

7:04

community guidelines, yeah. I just, that's-

7:07

We have guidelines in this community. I hear

7:09

that voice. It sounds, I feel, whenever I

7:11

see community guidelines, I hear this voice. Community

7:14

guidelines, you're making people uncomfortable,

7:17

and the things you say, like pussy,

7:19

like punk, stuff like that, that's

7:22

inciting violence. And you know,

7:24

I don't see anybody going, hey

7:26

man, community guidelines, be careful. No, it's like,

7:30

yeah, yeah. You just like

7:33

kind of went against community guidelines, and we're

7:35

here to keep us safe, you

7:37

know, community. Wow. You know, I was

7:39

on your page calling you a clown piece of shit. They're all mean.

7:41

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

7:43

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Word. Ha ha ha ha

7:45

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

7:48

ha ha ha ha ha. It's real shit, it's real shit. It's

7:50

like these motherfuckers, like you clown, you this, and then I go

7:52

in and I go, yeah, your mama liked it. You

7:56

said something about his mother, and

7:58

that's bad. a big goes

8:01

against the community guidelines the guidelines

8:03

don't like thought you're

8:05

just like there's certain trigger words

8:07

that you're you think okay you

8:09

know to mean so yeah so

8:11

that's what's going down so as

8:13

far as YouTube but I tell

8:15

everybody please subscribe to our YouTube

8:17

channel on the Godfrey podcast it's

8:20

easy you just press subscribe

8:23

what the fuck just press just

8:25

all you gotta do is just go doing I don't

8:27

know what the fuck it's so easy

8:30

the motherfucker I have one you know

8:33

you'll sit there with 10 million

8:37

views and not one motherfucker press

8:39

subscribe no what the fuck

8:41

man like just go even if you

8:44

don't see it just press

8:46

subscribe for the fucking look just

8:48

go since I subscribe to shit but I'm not always

8:51

on the channel but subscribe you

8:53

know and then your algorithm was sorted

8:55

out by itself yes my friends damn

8:57

what okay so what are we at

9:00

it's for three hundred ninety-eight

9:02

oh you motherfuckers you're

9:05

torturing me I'm trying to hit that four

9:07

hundred thousand mark man we're almost there three

9:09

hundred and ninety eight thousand but you know

9:11

you got a clap up for that though

9:13

because any progress is

9:15

good progress is what I say well

9:17

that's cool we're making progress enough

9:19

that cheeky cake clip hit a

9:21

million views a million views that's

9:24

still going that's still going that's

9:26

just stopped and then kept going

9:28

again like yeah even your

9:30

Zwarte Pete videos water in his rounds Zwarte

9:32

Pita is making its rounds you know the

9:34

Zwarte Pita for all those Dutch people that

9:36

won't fucking stop wearing blackface out there because

9:39

they think that shit is funny and

9:42

the Belgian people to all these places that just

9:44

take they just get their rocks

9:47

off of wearing blackface you

9:49

can go fuck yourself and hope you

9:51

die in a forest fire now if

9:53

you want a real blackface die in a forest

9:56

fire now They

10:00

say it's a sedentary. Right,

10:02

right, right, right. Yeah, fuck you. For

10:05

the people I'm saying who are practicing that and

10:07

know the ignorance behind it, and it's

10:10

really a shame that you would

10:12

wear blackface in front of black children, in

10:15

front of like, you know, African children, Caribbean children, that

10:17

you would wear that. You have your kids wearing it.

10:20

And then you use it, like I said, as a racial

10:22

slur, that when it's not Christmas,

10:24

you're going calling people zwarte pita. So you

10:26

know that it's fucked up. You know

10:28

what I'm saying? Yeah, and it's

10:30

like I heard that they were like in

10:33

the old story in their folklore or whatever,

10:36

it was actually Santa Claus and black slaves.

10:38

So there's something behind that. You know,

10:40

it's like the, you know, I don't know if

10:42

you heard of the Oompa Loompas, you know, the

10:44

Oompa Loompas and the Choco-Fam. You know what the

10:46

original, you know what they were originally,

10:48

right? I've heard this. I don't know exactly.

10:50

They were slaves. They were black slaves.

10:53

So they switched it to Oompa Loompas, the

10:55

little white midgets, but they were actually like

10:57

pygmies or black slaves. You

11:00

know, we can look it up if we want

11:02

to real quick, because you know me and my

11:05

little random knowledge, but I go with the, you

11:08

know, stream of consciousness theory here. Well,

11:10

as we look this up, I'm going to introduce my

11:12

guest. It's just me and him today. But

11:14

you know, he's a regular guest on here. He's

11:17

the dude, man. He comes on.

11:19

People love when he comes on. But I don't

11:21

think, but you know, he goes on and he

11:23

has a beard now. So he's

11:25

trying to look like an R&B singer. Let's

11:31

give it up for my man Vishnu.

11:33

Vishnu Vaka, what's up, man? Thanks, bro.

11:35

Thank you. I

11:37

like the beard, though. Thanks, bro. The

11:39

beard makes you look way better. You look

11:41

grizzly now. You look a little grizzly, like, you

11:44

know, like you got a little money now. Oh,

11:46

okay. That's good. Now you're looking

11:48

like one of them Telugu actors and

11:51

shit. Oh, thanks. You're literally

11:53

looking like one of the Telugu actors.

11:55

Thanks, bro. I'll take that. Vishnu,

11:58

look at Vishnu's pants. Look at his pants. pants

12:00

you trying to wear like funky shit now

12:02

oh yeah my wife is getting in thank

12:04

you yeah his wife's start checking on him

12:06

now she's like wait a minute now you're

12:08

like shaving and you're taking

12:11

showers now and now

12:13

you're you're wearing sexy little jean pants

12:15

what the fuck's going on I'm a

12:17

seller comic now yeah oh

12:19

what you got in the cellar now

12:21

he's like walking in with leather jackets

12:23

chewing gum you know when you

12:25

make it you start chewing gum yeah

12:29

what the fuck is up I got to

12:31

live it up right yeah he's starting to

12:33

change his shirts and he's not wearing that

12:35

dumb elephant shirt every day he's starting to

12:37

flip his shit no I was like this

12:39

when I was in college and then I

12:41

kind of lost my way I was like

12:44

yeah you know and until I found my

12:46

comedy and now I'm like okay now you're

12:48

arrogant see that's not arrogant that you just

12:50

like you know you found how

12:52

to be a dick like my boss no no

12:54

I'm just happy to be here like I want

12:56

to enjoy it like no that's good

12:58

like you're you're starting to

13:01

you know yeah go ahead what do you

13:03

say you're starting to feel a groove here yeah it's

13:05

just like more comfortable with me

13:07

like okay I know what I'm doing you

13:10

know before you were a little

13:12

like felt like an outsider yeah

13:14

yeah yeah it's like before I

13:16

found comedy I was like I'm

13:18

basically surviving yeah I mean

13:20

living to survive or surviving to live or

13:22

whatever surviving to

13:24

live yeah yeah living to survive

13:26

that's the same thing dude is

13:29

it what the fuck was that it's like

13:31

one is no no no what he said

13:33

he's like you know what no no no

13:35

hold on it's that beard once

13:37

he got once he got the beard now

13:39

he's trying to be all philosophical I fucking

13:41

hate that okay he goes no no no

13:43

no no no hold up he said I'm

13:45

living to survive or surviving to

13:48

live it's the same shit

13:50

I'm trying to connect you I'm trying to

13:52

connect your nazillion like you know like

13:54

the new you that you came back from

13:57

the trip you're not gonna certainly deflect and

13:59

we're gonna talk about how you just fucked up. You

14:02

know what thing you're not gonna do is try

14:04

to go and veer off. That shit doesn't work.

14:06

Let's talk about living to survive

14:08

and surviving to live. What does that

14:11

mean? Okay, surviving to live is just

14:13

to like, you're like making,

14:16

like, you know, you're doing whatever needed to

14:18

live, like to actually live. To live, right.

14:20

And so what is living to survive? Your

14:22

only purpose in life is to just like

14:24

gather food and eat and go to sleep.

14:26

You don't really live. Wow,

14:29

that was a trash ass explanation. Good

14:32

Lord. I don't know where that shit from. Just

14:35

say, yeah, it was the same shit. I made up

14:37

that shit. I know. Maybe that was like, what? I

14:40

heard something similar to that, but I don't

14:42

know what it is. Right. Okay. I

14:45

know you guys can see the background here.

14:47

You see the background. It's Christmas,

14:50

Christmas time. You got the

14:52

Christmas tree behind me, right here behind me. You

14:54

got the Christmas tree, you got the candy cane

14:56

shit, you got all that. We, you know, we

14:59

all know that Christmas is a bullshit ass holiday.

15:01

I mean, now that we've grown up

15:03

and found out that it was a bullshit pagan

15:05

holiday, it's like all

15:07

bullshit, but it's still pretty as

15:09

fuck though. It's like, I got to give

15:11

Christmas some credit. Nothing like the

15:13

city being all decorated in lights. That shit is

15:16

fire. I ain't going to front as long as

15:18

you're aware that Santa Claus is not a real

15:20

dude. If you realize that Santa

15:22

Claus isn't some fat jolly white man giving people

15:24

joy, because I don't know too many fat jolly

15:26

white dudes that give people joy. I know

15:32

a lot of miserable fat white dudes. You

15:35

know what I mean? So that's a

15:37

big ass lie. And the fact that

15:39

Santa Claus is a Turkish bishop. He

15:42

was a Turkish bishop. Yep. From Turkey. Like we

15:44

can look it up, you know, Santa Claus, you

15:46

know, me and me and like, like looking shit

15:48

up. Didn't we just have you look up

15:51

something before that? Oh, the Oompa Loompa shit, right?

15:53

You guys found that? Sorry. We found

15:55

them doing the Oompa. That's what the

15:57

Oompa, the original Oompa Loompa. That's that.

16:00

That's Willy Wonka and the

16:02

Chocolate Factory. He had chocolate helpers,

16:04

by the way, but that's what it was.

16:08

It was those were the helpers.

16:10

It was slaves, black slaves. And

16:13

so... And they were

16:15

like, in the movie we can't put

16:17

black people in it. What's another class

16:19

of people we could make them? Yeah,

16:22

so they found midgets. They mount oompa.

16:24

Now show the oompa loompas. Oompa loompa.

16:26

Doop-a-dee-doop. Aye, ha, ha, ha, oh. You

16:28

know, make them fall. Gene

16:31

Wilder is the original, not Johnny Depp.

16:33

The original Willy Wonka was...

16:35

That's Gene Wilder. So those are the

16:38

oompa loompas. His helpers were the little

16:40

small people there with the brown face

16:42

and the green hair. But the original

16:45

were black slaves, man. So if... And

16:48

this was probably in the 60s, maybe late 60s,

16:50

early 70s, they would have probably had on blackface.

16:53

If you let them, they would have probably put

16:55

on blackface on that motherfucker. But that was the

16:57

original shit. You know? And

17:00

see, when you start to uncover the truth,

17:03

you start to see this bullshit. You know?

17:06

That was bullshit, bro. Damn.

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you looking for something else? Was there any other... Oh,

18:38

there's Santa Claus, Saint Nicholas, alright? So,

18:44

you know, when they paint shit, you never know. They might

18:46

not... He might have ran out of brown.

18:51

He was a Turkish bishop. Turkish people are kind of

18:53

in the middle. I've been

18:55

to Turkey, our olive skin people. But

18:58

that's the guy, Saint Nicholas,

19:00

right? From Turkey.

19:03

And, hey, you got some read on it? Like,

19:06

he was a Turkish bishop. Because I always like

19:09

to find the origins of stuff. I go, who's

19:11

this Santa Claus dude? I thought at first he

19:13

was Spanish. Santa. Santa Claus, maybe. But

19:16

he's not. He

19:18

was a Turkish bishop that left some gold

19:21

or something with some family. And

19:23

he kind of did it indiscreetly, left

19:25

him a gift. And then from there,

19:28

they were like, ooh. I got to

19:30

hear his name is Saint Nicholas of Myra. Of Myra? Saint

19:33

Nicholas of Bari is an early Christian

19:36

Greek or Greek

19:38

Christian descent. Also known as Nicholas

19:41

the Wonderworker. Nicholas

19:44

the Wonderworker. And then

19:46

he eventually became the traditional Santa

19:49

Claus or Saint Nick through Sinterklaas.

19:51

Sinterklaas. He just looks like an

19:53

old white dude. Yeah,

19:55

because I thought he was Turkish. Because I

19:57

always read Turkish. Every

20:00

country has their own. Let me see. Okay

20:02

origins might also yeah, was he a Turkish

20:04

bishop? I would think he would be

20:06

a Turkish bishop because I know like Asians have

20:08

Asian Santa and then well Yeah, that's not wrong.

20:11

What happened an Asian Santa. That's cool They

20:14

have an Asian Indian

20:16

Santa yeah, do you have like an

20:18

idea? Oh, yeah Wait,

20:21

what is your Indian Santa? What's his name? Oh,

20:23

no, it's just I'm just saying like is it

20:25

Mary Krishna Oh Mary

20:32

Krishna So

20:40

if you're Santa Claus, I'm sorry Indian

20:43

Santa Claus that just already sounds funny I

20:47

Mean, I'm sorry. How do you think fish who's growing

20:49

the beard? Oh, oh Oh,

20:51

oh, oh I'm watching

20:53

you don't be bad or

20:55

naughty or you won't get any

20:57

big gives This motherfucker

20:59

I come late. I don't it's

21:02

too cold to come. I'm gonna give

21:04

to the next your kid Yeah, fuck

21:06

you little bloody box Indian

21:13

Santa Claus is that he's just Santa Claus. There's

21:16

no name for him. No, no, it's just a

21:18

Christian thing I just know it's

21:20

it's a moneymaker and it's just like

21:22

but I just just I just Santa Claus

21:25

and an Indian just already It's just

21:27

I it's it's too I gotta make

21:29

fun of it. It's too irresistible. I

21:31

can't do this man Hold

21:33

you call Santa Christmas Baba. It

21:35

says here damn Christmas Baba. No,

21:38

no, no, he's lying. It is

21:40

Christmas Baba Yeah, that makes sense

21:47

In Hindi it's Christmas Baba Oh

21:49

Christmas Baba now we have a garden

21:51

named Sai Baba and ah Sai

21:54

Baba. Yeah, but Sai Baba is like an

21:56

another like, you know, he actually lived he's

21:58

a person but he's concert as Sai

22:00

Baba. Did he gives gifts to people

22:03

Sai Baba? No, no, he's like a

22:05

saint. Like he lived as a beggar.

22:08

Oh, Sai Baba. So he was just taking shit

22:10

from people. He said he lived as a beggar? Yeah,

22:12

he was. They have the same like how Jesus

22:14

Christ walked the water, gave wine.

22:16

They have the same kind of stuff.

22:18

Is it Sai Baba of Shirdi? Yeah,

22:20

yeah. That sounds like Sai Borg. He

22:22

was an Indian spiritual master known to be a

22:24

saint by Hindus and Muslims in his lifetime in 1918. Wow,

22:26

he died in 1918. So there's got to

22:32

be a picture of the guy. Oh,

22:34

yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. That's Sai Baba?

22:36

Yeah, yeah. Not that guy. They're Sai

22:39

Shobab. No, yeah. And then there's Sai

22:41

Baba. Sai Baba, yeah. There's

22:43

Sai Borg. Oh,

22:46

do they lighten his skin too? No, there's a

22:48

real photo of him. You see the one on

22:50

the bottom? Who's that guy with the afro? Oh,

22:53

that's Satya Sai Baba. That's Sai Shobab.

22:58

He claims to be a

23:00

different reincarnation. Oh, so

23:03

he's lying to people. Yeah. So

23:05

he's like this, yes, reincarnated. I'm

23:08

Sai Shobab. That's him, bro.

23:11

He's basically like, he used

23:13

to work around begging and preaching

23:16

people to be like, you know.

23:18

Okay. So, so Indian

23:20

Santa Claus. So they dress up in the

23:22

regular Santa Claus stuff, right? Oh, yeah, yeah,

23:25

yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, that's cool, man.

23:27

That's good. I hear your bloody toys. You

23:29

little bastards. You

23:31

little bastards. He's like, why Santa Claus?

23:33

Why didn't you give me the doll

23:36

that I was asking for PS5? Listen,

23:38

fucker, you've been bad. You, I took

23:40

on my list. I would mark you

23:42

twice, you bloody piece of shit. Oh,

23:44

mother shot. I tell you, I bring

23:46

toys every time, but you talk shit

23:48

to me. You don't get shit. How's

23:51

that? Huh? You talk shit

23:53

to me all year long. You talk shit

23:55

all year long. I was watching, watching, watching.

23:57

I said, maybe he will change. No. They're

24:00

still the bloody bastards you've always been. So fuck you

24:02

and go to sit down. You don't sit down and

24:04

make fucking deal. You get

24:06

nothing from Sai Baba. Because

24:09

I didn't see any, oh, I didn't

24:11

see any Nigerian Santa Clauses, no. Not

24:14

again? Yeah, it's Christmas like this. Is

24:16

there even like a... Oh, we celebrate

24:18

Christmas. Yeah, definitely Christmas, but you know,

24:20

it's magic Christmas. Okay, magic Christmas. Oh,

24:23

magic Christmas. But I

24:25

can't, no, I didn't see any dude

24:27

dressed up like, oh, oh, oh. What

24:30

do you want me to get you for

24:32

Christmas? Ha ha. But it's

24:34

very hot in this suit. It's Africa, you know.

24:36

I don't know why I'm using this suit. It's

24:39

so hot here. Why would I? I

24:42

should have maybe a tank top, a

24:44

singlet. You know, not... I don't know. Yeah.

24:48

You should ask your cousin to make a Santa

24:50

Clauses. Yeah, no. Fuck, man. No.

24:53

I don't... You

24:56

know, just because we're surviving to live and

24:58

living to survive. Oh,

25:01

deep, baby, deep. I

25:04

tried, man. Oh,

25:06

boy. Are

25:09

we living to survive? We're living to

25:11

survive. We're surviving to live. I

25:14

mean, it's the same thing. I mean,

25:16

I have a friend named Vishnu, and he

25:18

says these things, and they're synonymous to the

25:20

other thing he just said. I

25:22

mean, he goes, he goes, I'm living

25:24

to survive. We're surviving to live. It's

25:26

the same thing. You

25:28

know what I mean? That'd

25:31

be side felt.

25:34

Oh, man. Anyway, I

25:36

really... I

25:38

have to talk about my trip to Nigeria, you

25:40

know. Oh, before I do that, this whole

25:43

thing of... And

25:46

we had a lot of discussions like

25:48

that, even though I was in Nigeria. This...

25:50

Who's the goat? Who's the goat? Who's

25:53

the goat? This... Who's

25:56

the goat? Who

25:58

is the goat? I sent

26:00

you that video though of

26:03

Jordan versus LeBron. Of course

26:05

LeBron bro Because

26:10

first of all people don't realize Vishnu came

26:13

up in Ohio Yeah, I went to school

26:15

in Ohio you went to the Ohio stuff

26:17

all places this motherfucker went to be I

26:19

thought you went to this school You

26:22

know the school I thought you went to I

26:25

know that what you're gonna put up I Think

26:29

that is Ohio State, bro. He got burned down and

26:31

then was that what I Thought

26:35

you went to that old ancient school Is

26:39

it no Linda? Yeah, no, then the

26:41

spell that shit and yeah, and

26:44

VA, no, okay now Linda. Yeah now

26:47

Linda I thought you went to that

26:49

school, but you went to the

26:51

Ohio State don't get it twisted We both went

26:53

to big ten colleges I went to U of

26:55

I but you guys used to beat the fuck

26:58

to beat the pants off of us It wasn't

27:00

even a fucking it wasn't even a

27:02

competition You know what I mean? My cousin

27:04

that I went to on when I met up

27:06

with in Nigeria. She went to Michigan She

27:09

went to Michigan. She went to Michigan Michigan gotten that

27:11

ass this year though, didn't they? Did

27:15

you find the school there of Mike just

27:18

cuz I this is where I Found the

27:20

video of Jordan and LeBron coming out. We're coming out.

27:22

Okay. Now. I want you to see the difference Yeah,

27:24

you say LeBron is the goat. Okay, I think he's

27:27

one of the greatest But

27:29

watch this shit watch the difference

27:32

Ready? Okay, watch

27:34

the difference Watch

27:37

this Once

27:39

we get the sound He's

27:47

raising his head no now

27:49

watch the difference now watch Michael comes out

27:53

Watch this Oh

28:00

my God, Jordan! Hold

28:04

on, watch, watch what this guy says

28:06

after. You see the difference? You

28:09

see the difference? No, play that from the beginning

28:11

again. So people can catch,

28:13

watch LeBron come out. I want

28:15

to be fair, watch LeBron. Right,

28:17

ready? Here we go. Four-time

28:20

NBA champion and four-time

28:23

league MVP from San Francisco,

28:25

Ohio. I think. Hold on,

28:27

action is found. All

28:31

right, he raises his hand up. Now

28:33

watch Jordan. Now watch how he doesn't raise

28:35

his hand up that much. Oh, six-time

28:37

NBA champion and five-time league MVP from

28:40

San Francisco, Ohio.

28:47

Watch for seeing on Kelly. Right

28:50

there. Now

28:53

watch what this guy says after. Watch

28:56

it, keep it planned. That's

28:59

Jordan. Now watch it when we get in the

29:01

hallway. You see MJ walking towards us. He

29:05

wasn't even in there for the big picture.

29:07

He just got there. He just got there.

29:09

So he's walking and there's more cameras on

29:11

just him by himself than it is all

29:13

of us. And it was like that's when

29:15

you really saw the difference of life. Man,

29:18

this dude the goat. Like when

29:20

he was walking, everybody was just staring at him.

29:22

Even all the people that was here. The

29:25

top 75 looking at him. The other

29:27

74 was looking at him. Thank

29:29

you. Thank you. Thank

29:32

you. That's because the ceremony is

29:34

in Cleveland, bro. They're being nice to the

29:36

guest. No, let me tell you something. Let

29:38

me tell you something. You can try all

29:40

you want, but they know who the

29:42

fuck the real deal is. Michael Jordan

29:45

is the real deal. Anybody that has anything

29:47

bad to say about Jordan is just jealous.

29:50

Jordan is the fucking goat, bro. There's

29:52

a lot of great ball players. Shaq

29:55

is one of the goats. Alajuan is one

29:57

of the goats. There's a lot of great

29:59

ball players. players there's no doubt but

30:02

even Shaq and all of them said LeBron's

30:04

a great player but Jordan scared

30:07

us Jordan put fear in us

30:10

there was a big difference Jordan we were

30:12

afraid when Jordan came but

30:14

Jordan has a good team so good what

30:16

the fuck are you talking about do you

30:18

know how bad the mists yeah the Bulls

30:22

were fucking whack at one time and

30:24

then they got he listen didn't

30:26

LeBron start the whole like me and all

30:28

my friends just gonna join the same team

30:31

yeah Jordan was stuck with the same team

30:33

and another thing too Oh Jordan would have

30:35

been shit without Scotty Pitt but no basketball

30:37

player is good without their teammates it's a

30:39

team sport it's not wrestling or boxing yeah

30:42

that's such a stupid thing to say oh

30:44

yeah he would have been yeah he wouldn't

30:46

have been LeBron would have been shit with

30:48

Dwayne Wade I mean that's dumb it's like

30:51

yeah you need all the different parts of

30:53

a team it's called a fucking team Kobe

30:56

wouldn't have been shit without Shaq yeah

30:58

you know you need a team that's

31:00

why you have other players because the

31:03

game is designed oh that

31:05

team would have been shit without all the

31:07

wide receivers that's stupid it's like Brady

31:10

is one of the greatest quarterbacks ever

31:12

sure I think some of his shit

31:14

is shady but he had blockers

31:16

he had a defensive people

31:18

to help him out but he's still gonna

31:20

be ranked as one of the goats of

31:22

quarterbacking so Michael Jordan

31:25

made people better yeah yeah

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One thing about Jordan is that he

32:32

goes you better get better because

32:34

if I pass the ball to you motherfucker you

32:36

better score Yeah, Steve

32:38

Kerr, who's the who's the who's the

32:40

coach of the Golden State Warriors has

32:42

already won four rings Oh again, so

32:44

that's more rings as a coach and

32:46

as a player He may

32:48

he may Jordan made him good Jordan

32:51

made Paxton good. We had Dennis Rodman

32:53

Yeah, right. Jordan was the only person

32:55

that could control Dennis Rodman, you

32:57

know, Scotty Pippen was right

33:00

He's his secondhand man. It's like yeah Without

33:03

without Jordan, they're gonna go on the field by

33:05

himself It's a team sport, but

33:07

Jordan is still a fucking go. Let me tell you

33:09

something I bet you without Jordan none of the motherfuckers

33:11

get a ring Cuz

33:14

Scotty. Oh, yeah. Yeah, cuz Scotty Pippen. There

33:16

was one year when Jordan got out of

33:18

the game Oh, yeah, and I couldn't get

33:20

couldn't couldn't steal the deal Yeah, that's not

33:22

even it like that's not even a thing

33:24

to say, right? Kevin Durant will go down

33:26

as one of the greatest players out ever

33:28

But he couldn't really do it on his

33:31

own with the Thunder. He had to go

33:33

join Steph

33:35

Curry to be get a

33:37

ring and he's one of the greatest play He's

33:39

amazing, but look at the Harding Harding's gonna go

33:41

down as a great player But he can't seem

33:44

to get a fucking ring you cuz it's not

33:46

easy. You need a team You

33:48

don't say yeah What

33:50

but he came and got as a for calves he

33:53

got as a Listen,

33:55

he got you the ring. Yeah,

33:57

I'm I'm I'm I'm a LeBron

34:00

Fandars know but you just

34:02

saw what the fuck just happened, right? But

34:04

bro Michael came came up, bro Anyway,

34:06

I was in college He was 16

34:08

year old kid with no dad

34:11

and the way he came up and and

34:13

who he became like I didn't say that That

34:15

we listen, you know, it's like what is it?

34:17

What can I ask you? What is it with

34:20

you and your history? Whenever we're talking

34:22

about what think you go man He

34:25

was six years old. I'm talk. I'm talking

34:27

about stats. So you talk about you know

34:30

Back in 1859. No,

34:33

it's that beard now. He thinks he's a story

34:37

Listen I'm not

34:39

I like LeBron. There's not I'm a little brown

34:41

fat. I saw him when he played with the

34:43

Cavs Yeah, well, I saw a game. I'm a

34:45

LeBron fan. I'm always rooting for LeBron But

34:48

when he goes I'm the greatest I'm the greatest

34:50

of all time. No, you're not you are one

34:52

of the greatest sure That's obvious.

34:55

But anyone who has to say it is

34:57

not you can be yeah, first of all

35:00

Jordan said he sealed his legacy at 35.

35:02

He's always sealed my legacy and

35:05

another thing Oh God if you can see yo

35:09

Arie Spears has one of the

35:11

best explanations of Jordan And

35:14

I love an area because he goes off

35:16

so hard He's so I love Aries will

35:18

go yo you motherfuckers don't even understand who

35:21

the fucking greatest is You don't even understand

35:23

Jordan played when the East was strong, you

35:26

know, LeBron played when the shit was weak

35:28

Okay, it was called the Leaston conference.

35:31

Y'all know you niggas get on my

35:33

fucking nerve You don't even get

35:35

it Jordan played with the Pistons with the

35:37

fucking with the with the hook You

35:39

know with the trailblazers when it

35:42

was stronger fuck out of here. I

35:44

watch this now watch Aries beers. It's great

35:47

Yeah, the last time they won a championship was

35:49

I think before I was bored. I never even

35:51

knew they won a championship landing

36:00

I don't know. That's 58. Basic bounce pass.

36:02

I'm dribbling the ball. I'm flipping the ball with those

36:04

legs. I don't think there was no style in the

36:07

game yet. Socks up your kneecaps. Here you go. I'm

36:09

waiting for him to... Old black and white footage. Where's

36:11

the place? Pazazz for pazazz, dunk for dunk. Yeah. Dominique

36:13

was that dude, man. Did you ever see? Let me

36:15

see. Let me see. Right up there with Shaq and

36:17

Kobe. Yeah. You could make

36:19

that argument. Where's the point? Yeah. I'm

36:22

not sure. I'm not sure.

36:24

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm

36:26

not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not

36:28

sure. It's not that

36:30

you're not sure. Yeah. I wonder...

36:32

And, you know, it just felt like all of

36:34

this was because, you know, there's some bitterness on

36:36

Scotty's. And on top of that, it's like, look. People

36:40

go, well, did Michael win until Pippin

36:42

and Horace Grant? No, but he took

36:44

a bumble's team and he lost against

36:47

the then championship Celtics with

36:49

five Hall of Famers. Right.

36:51

Right. Michael Byrd, Parris, Dennis

36:54

Johnson, and Bill Walton. That's right. It

36:56

was the game where Jordan scored 63,

36:59

where Larry Byrd famously said, he's God

37:01

disguised as Michael. Yeah. And,

37:04

you know, and the Celtics only lost two games all

37:06

season at home. Right. Mike

37:09

had no help. So imagine if he had

37:11

some help. Knock it off. God

37:14

damn boy, you're broad sexuals be killing me. You're

37:20

broad sexuals? You

37:25

broad sexuals be killing me. Yo,

37:29

it's the truth. Do you know... Also

37:31

LeBron, people who think LeBron's the

37:33

goat really push hard for it, but people who

37:35

think Michael Jordan's the goat kind of don't even

37:38

argue because they're like, yeah, we know it's the...

37:40

Yo, Shaq said it. Like,

37:42

even the way you're explaining it now, you're kind of like,

37:44

yeah, it's just obviously that's like, there's no point to argue

37:46

it. I've met Michael Jordan

37:48

three times. He bumped into me one

37:50

time by accident in Chicago downtown, bumped

37:52

into me by accident. He

37:54

goes, oh, my father. I go, oh, my God,

37:57

Michael. He's like, oh, what

37:59

the fuck? I've seen him

38:01

at a benefit with Walter Payton.

38:03

Walter Payton's one of the greatest running backs

38:05

ever. Walter Payton, and then I

38:07

met him with my buddy, Noble, who was

38:10

in his motorcycle team. He said, you wanna

38:12

meet Jordan? I go, motherfucker, what?

38:15

Does a rabbit hop, motherfucker, yeah. So,

38:18

and Jordan, literally, I've been in

38:20

rooms where there were other superstars,

38:23

and Jordan walked in and everybody just was

38:25

like, it's fucking Michael

38:27

Jordan. He stops the crowd.

38:29

You know, when I used to do

38:31

comedy in Chicago at Bernie

38:34

Mac's Club, Jordan, him and Jordan were

38:36

tight. So we would see Jordan walk

38:38

in, he would watch our shows, his

38:40

wife. So he would literally stop the

38:42

fucking show, like you're like, oh, it's

38:44

Jordan. Holy shit, you know,

38:46

like, it was like, like it's

38:49

just like if you saw a Transformer, Optimus

38:52

Prime, like he

38:54

literally does that to you, still to this

38:56

day. You go, it's fucking

38:58

Jordan. Like, it's a visceral

39:01

feeling. LeBron doesn't give

39:03

me a visceral, when I see him,

39:05

I go, I'm like, wow, LeBron James.

39:07

Jordan is like, oh my God,

39:10

it's Michael Jordan. And Jordan's

39:12

name is just synonymous to basketball.

39:15

Like LeBron, LeBron is like

39:17

more recent. He's

39:19

more of a recent name to

39:21

basketball. But when you go Jordan,

39:24

you don't even say- Jordan

39:26

was like video games, posters,

39:28

pop culture. Change the US

39:30

economy, single-handedly change the US

39:32

economy. He brought in so

39:34

much money. His commercials,

39:36

does LeBron have any commercials that

39:39

are memorable? I wanna be like

39:41

Mike. If I- He was apologizing,

39:43

do you remember that one? Who, LeBron? LeBron,

39:45

he was like, should I say I'm sorry?

39:48

Should I admit that I'm the villain? No,

39:50

no, I don't remember it. According commercials. Is

39:53

it okay to show commercials on this? Yeah,

39:55

we could, we could. Worst comes to worst, I could take

39:57

it out of like the finalized version. Show Jordan when he

39:59

goes. I've made this many thousands

40:01

of shots. I've missed this many. There's

40:04

a one where he's walking. I got one

40:06

of my buddies that's in that commercial, but

40:08

he shot that a long time ago. He

40:10

goes, I've missed this many shots. I've taken

40:13

this many. Watch, and Jordan's

40:15

commercials are so memorable. You

40:17

remember, if I could be like Mike, there

40:20

was the Gatorade. I wanna be like Mike,

40:22

like Mike. Maybe it's my fault, is that

40:24

it? I think

40:26

that might be his response to LeBron.

40:28

I know Michael Jordan. No,

40:30

there's a commercial. Did you say Jordan commercial?

40:32

I put Jordan commercial. What else can I

40:35

put to... Mistakes, like the mistakes he's made.

40:37

Like Michael Jordan mistakes, but yeah. It's

40:40

like, yeah, he's walking. Watch this. Now

40:42

watch how great... This is Michael Jordan.

40:44

I want... Watch. I've

40:46

missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I've

40:51

lost almost 300 games. 26

40:56

times. I've been trusted to take

40:58

the game winning shot, and

41:00

missed. I've

41:03

felt over and over and over again in

41:05

my life. And

41:08

that is why I succeed.

41:12

Shit! Fuck outta here!

41:15

Fuck outta here! Fuck are

41:17

you talking about? Just

41:19

that is so inspiring. He

41:22

has the record for most game winning shots,

41:24

and he also has the record for most, like,

41:26

losing shots. Yeah, yeah! They just gave him

41:29

the ball. He has the guy. But here's

41:31

the thing. Home run hitters have the most

41:33

strikeouts. You go for the

41:35

big run. You go for the... You go all

41:37

out. Yeah! It's

41:39

like no different than comedy. You go for the

41:41

joke that's gonna fucking... I'm going for it, man.

41:43

If he put in the position to make all

41:45

those game winning shots is why. That means he

41:47

probably has more game... Like

41:50

attempted game winning shots than any other. Yes!

41:52

He wasn't afraid. He wasn't afraid. There's

41:54

a book by

41:56

Tim Grover. It's called Relentless

41:59

that I... read my boy. Oh,

42:02

what's this? Wow. My boy's name. He's a

42:04

fucking trainer. Uh, he, he, he

42:07

used to be on, um, the fattest. What is that?

42:09

The fattest? Oh

42:12

God. Biggest loser. I'm sorry.

42:14

Biggest loser. He's a dole.

42:16

Ah, he's, um, um,

42:19

a trainer on there. Yeah. Shaved head ball headed black

42:22

dude was a trainer on that. He was, did a

42:24

bunch of episodes and seasons on that. He told me

42:26

to read this book cause I was being super negative

42:28

and he goes, I want you to read this book,

42:30

man. It's by Tim Grover, who was Michael Jordan's trainer

42:33

for years. All right. Jordan's

42:35

trainer for years. And

42:37

when you bring it up, Tim Grover and

42:40

I read it and it's one of the

42:42

best books as far as inspiration, as far

42:44

as not being afraid to be

42:46

a winner. Relentless.

42:48

There's no Tim Grover. No, that's

42:50

no doubt. That's called philosopher. No,

42:52

no, Tim Grover is a black

42:54

guy. Tim Grover. Yeah. Or did

42:56

they change him and made him white? You

43:00

can't do that nowadays. That's back in

43:02

the fucking, back in the day

43:04

you could do that. Well, we, we got proof. We

43:07

got proof now. That would be hilarious

43:09

if he just made him a white

43:11

guy. There he is. Yeah. So that's

43:13

all this relentless. Yeah.

43:16

It's, it's, oh, is this one

43:18

called winning? Oh no. So that's

43:20

Tim Grover who trained Michael Jordan.

43:23

Right. And he has this thing called the

43:25

closer, the, the cleaner and

43:27

the, the closer

43:30

to cleaner and the cooler. There are differences

43:33

in players. And he says

43:35

Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, there

43:37

were certain players that were cleaners. There's

43:40

the coolers that were the players that never wanted

43:42

to take the last minute shot.

43:44

They don't want their responsibility. They cheer on, they,

43:47

they wave their towel on the, on the bench

43:49

and they're just happy to get a ring. You're getting

43:51

paid. I don't want all that pressure. That's the cooler.

43:54

Then there's the closer is like, like

43:56

a Carmelo Anthony. Like, you know, those

43:59

dudes that they'll take a shot, but they're not

44:01

gonna always take the last minute shot. Then

44:03

there's the cleaner, Michael

44:05

Jordan, Kobe Bryant. They're

44:07

like, give me the fucking ball. I

44:10

don't give a fuck if I miss

44:12

or not. Give me the ball. I

44:14

want the pressure. And

44:16

they said, Jordan, this is how disciplined

44:18

Jordan was. I remember

44:20

our first championship in Chicago. I remember,

44:22

because I was at a friend's house

44:24

watching the game. And when

44:26

that clock count down to zero and

44:28

we were world champions, we ran out into the

44:31

streets. We didn't know where the fuck to go.

44:33

You know how people burn up their cities? That's

44:35

what I wanted to do. I understand when

44:37

people get destructive, we were like, we won

44:39

and we're running out and everybody's celebrating in

44:41

the streets. And that song came

44:43

on. Dun,

44:46

dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

44:48

dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

44:50

dun, dun, dun,

44:52

dun. I think that guy that made that song went to jail.

44:55

I don't know. And they think he's out or he went to

44:57

jail. Yeah.

45:01

So they played

45:03

it simultaneously on

45:05

every channel. In every

45:08

radio station, simultaneously played that song and

45:10

they played it for three or four

45:12

hours. That song over and over as

45:14

everybody was celebrating in the streets of

45:16

downtown. This shit was fan.

45:19

It was unreal. We couldn't believe

45:21

we won. The Bulls were, we

45:23

were the Bulls shit. We

45:25

sucked. You could get tickets at the grocery

45:27

store for Bulls tickets. No one gave a

45:29

fuck about the Bulls. We had artists, Gilmore,

45:31

we had Reggie Theis, we had all these

45:35

Dave Corzy. Our shit was trash. What

45:37

is it? This was the 80s,

45:41

man. We were garbage. And then

45:43

late 70s or early 80s, then

45:45

Jordan, this fucking Jordan comes. And

45:48

we go, oh, we didn't pay attention. He

45:50

comes from North Carolina. You know, he played

45:52

with North Carolina and he was dope in

45:54

North Carolina. Hit a winning shot,

45:56

I think, in one of their championships. He

45:58

played with James Worthy. Yeah. Sam

46:00

Perkins and some yeah, North Carolina. He

46:02

was a star. Yeah, he went back

46:04

and played for them for the minute

46:06

He was amazing. So then this

46:08

is in college. He played in college. So

46:11

then Jordan comes We

46:13

go who's this Michael Jordan guy? He scores

46:16

63 points on the Celtics during Larry Bird

46:18

days and Larry Bird said he was God

46:20

with gym shoes on You

46:23

know There's a famous move where you see Jordan

46:25

dribbling and Larry Bird is trying to get the

46:27

ball and Jordan does between his legs and fucking

46:30

He drains one on him They were like

46:32

that was his 63 point day and

46:34

then even my father who didn't give

46:36

a fuck about basketball He's

46:38

like yeah the Bulls won the other

46:40

day that did Michael Jordan that knew

46:42

did do that Michael Jordan? He's very

46:44

good. It would be like the Cleveland

46:47

Cavaliers, right? He's like and my and

46:49

and my parents noticed like

46:51

the Bulls are winning. What is going on?

46:54

So yeah, I got a super chat here. Someone actually

46:56

saying it's Rod 870 LeBron

46:59

played at Drew League last summer and

47:02

people camped out for two days just to

47:04

see him It's an age thing. My nephews love

47:06

LeBron James. So when they're 40, who knows

47:08

listen, it's not an age thing

47:11

You mean an age thing as far as what in

47:13

the super chat? What are they saying an age thing

47:15

as far as what like like you just your generation

47:18

loved LeBron the next Or

47:20

your generation love Jordan the next but

47:22

my thing is I like look I'm

47:24

a LeBron fan though. I love LeBron

47:26

I think LeBron is Steph Curry. I

47:28

fucking amazing Steph Curry's right

47:30

at greatest three four three four three

47:32

point shooter ever. We had Ray Allen

47:34

We had Vinnie the microwave Johnson. We

47:36

had a lot of three Curry

47:39

is he's an alien that

47:42

dude will shoot and walk away Like

47:44

he's like doing shit like that

47:46

like I like the other day of Steph Curry calling

47:48

a timeout for the other team He

47:53

sinks one of the turns yes, Steph Curry

47:55

is a is a phenom

47:57

like his father was a

48:00

professional ball player. And Steph Curry was

48:02

playing baseball first when he was little,

48:05

then he would start to shoot, dude, he

48:07

would shoot the ball and turn around and

48:09

go back to the other end of the

48:11

court. Like, I love watching Steph

48:13

Curry. I like watching some of these guys,

48:15

but I'm trying to

48:18

tell people, man, watch Jordan

48:20

highlights, watch LeBron highlights and see what

48:22

I'm talking about. And these guys weren't

48:24

really driving through the hole. LeBron drives

48:27

through the hole, but nobody's really guarding

48:29

him like they supposed to. Jordan,

48:32

they were fucking knocking him down.

48:34

Like, and the moves that he

48:37

was doing was because they were fucking him

48:39

up. You know, you can

48:41

watch Jordan getting pummeled by the Pistons,

48:43

pummeled by the, by the

48:45

trail blabbers, pummeled by Indiana Pacers. They

48:47

were falling back and kicking his feet

48:49

up. Yes. LeBron flopped a lot of

48:51

times when they didn't even fucking touch

48:53

him. And I'm not disrespecting

48:55

the guy because LeBron is a beast.

48:57

But that's also just more how they

48:59

play these days too. It's pussy. It's

49:01

pussy. Fuck that.

49:04

I want there. They should be banging the boards.

49:06

Like when Shaq was playing and Elijah was playing.

49:08

So you're going to tell me these guys are

49:10

better than Elijah. I get the fuck out of

49:13

here. Elijah, I was one of the cry de

49:15

greatest center that we've ever seen

49:17

and Tim Duncan and what are

49:19

you talking about? Like

49:22

Shaq, you ain't fucking with Shaq. Oh

49:25

yeah. It is, it

49:27

is fucking prime. He could

49:30

retrow. I'm around Shaq. You know how strong

49:32

Shaq is? Fuck are you

49:34

mean? He's probably the greatest period.

49:37

Like of course his free throws suck, whatever.

49:39

But Tim Duncan, are you kidding

49:42

me? Like yo, Kareem Abdul,

49:44

listen, man. I'm

49:46

not, and listen, of course the guys

49:48

now are super athletic. Of course they

49:51

are supremely athletic, but I just think

49:53

the style of playing is not as

49:55

aggressive. It's not, it's more of

49:57

a scoring type of thing. They try to,

49:59

but I want to see. some defense and

50:01

some banging and some balls getting smacked down

50:03

some hard fouls. I like that shit. I

50:06

think with LeBron, there's also like a wish

50:08

that he would make it like

50:10

for me, like I always wanted him to

50:12

make it like be bigger than Jordan. No,

50:15

I mean, it's just a hope like

50:17

you want to see another Jordan or

50:20

like when he came like, you know,

50:22

when he started, everyone was talking about

50:24

him. I was like,

50:26

dude, I want to see Jordan again because I kind

50:28

of missed him. I moved here to 93, so

50:30

I kind of got the latest. My thing is

50:33

LeBron plays so much differently than Jordan.

50:35

He's built differently. He's probably taller than

50:38

Jordan. He's more like a football player

50:40

style and he played football. Jordan

50:43

was a baseball player. He

50:45

played baseball. LeBron played football,

50:47

you know, like Allen Iverson. There

50:50

ain't gonna be no Iverson. Iverson was, what

50:53

the fuck? You're talking about

50:55

like Iverson played at Georgetown. You

50:58

can watch Jordan. He just moved differently.

51:00

He did all this like crazy moves.

51:03

It was way more artistic,

51:05

I can say. Jordan

51:07

has the whole tongue thing. It

51:09

just was different. LeBron was

51:11

more like boom and oh, he had a more,

51:14

it was more strength. It was more like a

51:16

bulldozers type of style. Empty room. LeBron walks in

51:18

one side, Jordan walks in the other. Who's more

51:20

excited to meet the other? Michael

51:23

Jordan, you know, you'd be excited to meet Jordan first. Don't

51:25

even lie. I mean, if they met each other. LeBron

51:28

would be like, oh, fucking Jordan. Exactly.

51:31

Even LeBron would be like, that's my boy. I

51:33

don't know. I think Jordan is probably

51:36

only get excited when he sees Dr. J.

51:39

Because Dr. J. Jordan was influenced by Dr. J.

51:43

Dr. J was the Jordan of that time. So take

51:45

him as personal hero for him to be like, all

51:47

right. I think because you know who Dr. J is,

51:49

right? I was thinking of the TV guy though. The

51:51

fuck is wrong with you,

51:54

man? Not Dr. J. Oh,

51:56

okay. No, no, no. Not

51:58

Dr. J. Dr. J show

52:00

highlights with dr. J. I'm gonna show you

52:03

dr. J. Dr. J was in the ABA

52:05

It was the American Basketball Association when a

52:07

B when they had the colored basketball, but

52:09

George this is Jordan's idol It's good to

52:11

show who's cuz he looks like Jordan didn't

52:13

like anybody like I don't give a fuck

52:15

about him it but Jordan was

52:19

idolized Dr. J a lot of

52:21

people idolize dr. J cuz he

52:23

was handsome. He had the afro

52:26

You know it you know he had style, you

52:28

know, I mean so he was like he

52:31

was the Jordan of the time watch Dr. J.

52:33

Now, this is dr. J. That's

52:35

Jordan's idol right there is

52:37

dr. J But

52:40

look how fire he was look oh That's

52:45

and he was also doing things like this when no

52:47

one else when no one was doing it see as

52:49

dr. J Boom from the Sixers

52:52

Philadelphia 76ers. He was doing this type

52:54

of shit See

52:56

boom hang time Bong

52:58

doing that kind of shit. There's a

53:01

real famous dunk watch Huh

53:03

going under the rim see that's dr.

53:05

J. See that watch watch

53:08

look at this shit. Look at that. Oh You

53:11

know Jordan was do it. This is what your

53:14

this is what created you like a little bit

53:16

of shit. That's dr. J Like

53:19

boom that was J man There's

53:22

a real famous one where he dunks

53:24

on Michael Cooper see he goes under

53:26

that's Michael Jordan See

53:28

that yeah, that's dr. J. Oh

53:31

That's what yeah wing fan.

53:34

Yeah, see that ah Good

53:36

thing does that look familiar? Does that look

53:39

yeah? You know I'm saying yeah, he loved

53:41

dr. J Dr. J

53:43

like I want you to show Dr.

53:46

J dunks on Michael Cooper they

53:48

show this a lot This is real famous

53:51

where dr. J is he is a it's a

53:53

fast break and dr. J comes on

53:55

comes up and that Motherfucker

53:57

y'all and and Michael Cooper done

54:00

under watch this shit watch

54:02

and they shit a lot of times they'll show it in

54:04

slow motion watch here

54:06

we go here

54:08

we come boom see that that

54:13

was that that's like the history of this shit

54:17

oh look at see how he does look at

54:19

it shit you see how

54:21

he's coming it yeah oh

54:27

that's famous look at this shit he's cupping

54:30

it look at the wings cupping that's it

54:32

I love watching back look

54:34

at that shit I

54:37

love the music to they use that HBO

54:39

boxing music you

54:42

see what I'm saying now you understand

54:44

what Jordan was influenced by you

54:46

see somebody comes from somewhere yeah

54:48

there was Oscar Robinson there was

54:51

there was Wilch Chamberlain there was Bill

54:53

Russell these guys looked up to these

54:55

dudes you know and that's what

54:57

made them yeah so when people like

54:59

fuck Jordan see no yeah

55:02

and then Jordan literally literally

55:05

changed basketball himself dr.

55:08

J changed basketball Bill Russell changed

55:10

basketball for his time but

55:12

Jordan I think really solidified I

55:14

think he took it world-wide he

55:17

took it worldwide people

55:19

changed their style people wanted to beat

55:21

Jordan Jordan was doing shit

55:23

people would what's what the fuck you

55:26

know what I'm saying yeah so it was

55:28

like and then his sneakers still sells yeah

55:31

it's the most it's the highest

55:33

selling shoe to this day because

55:35

when I moved here in 93 in

55:38

India I didn't know much about NBA

55:40

or basketball but when I went

55:42

back later in like like around

55:45

99 a lot of

55:47

people are wearing Jordan and like yeah you

55:49

know it's like everybody knew and I have

55:51

Jordans and I don't really

55:53

play basketball I have two pairs of Jordans

55:55

in there right now you're wearing Jordans right

55:57

now yeah and you was talking all this

55:59

shit about let me see your fucking feet can you believe

56:01

this shit look at look at um

56:04

throw your foot up this motherfucker's talking

56:06

all this shit he's wearing Jordans going

56:08

LeBron LeBron no he's like LeBron

56:11

I have LeBron's I saw

56:13

a lot of fun on him if

56:15

you love him so much you're wearing

56:18

Jordans you really all this

56:20

time with a fucking Jordan's oh wait

56:22

hold on hold on you

56:28

are the yo that's bullshit

56:31

that's straight bullshit wow I

56:33

got these LeBron's they got

56:35

like Velcro and that Velcro

56:37

comes off and I trip and fall because I

56:39

step on the fact that you said Velcro already

56:41

you're out of the fucking box are you serious

56:43

right now no no no no LeBron LeBron got

56:45

shoes that are like they

56:50

got Velcro yeah that's why they're corny corny

56:52

shit hold on here here we go well

56:56

well I'm just

56:58

gonna tell you right now looks

57:00

like Michael George the goddamn goat

57:02

your dumb ass is wearing them

57:04

goddamn George this whole goddamn time

57:07

you gonna lie to everybody like LeBron's

57:09

the greatest I ain't no disrespect you

57:11

wanted a ghost boy but y'all ass

57:13

better sit down cuz Michael Jordan the

57:15

winner you got them damn things on

57:17

your damn feet boy yeah your ass

57:21

lies mr. Vishnu

57:26

yeah yeah you fucking but

57:29

my heart is with LeBron your heart is with the

57:31

bra you're full of shit look at

57:33

that people still the new Jordans come out every year

57:36

come out people sell those things for thousands of

57:38

dollars I have two pairs of the original I

57:40

have the yellow and they and they're and they're

57:42

in my closet cuz I want to make sure

57:44

they get up high value cuz I'm I'm a

57:46

right selling bitches but at the fact that I

57:48

have Jordans I just have them I'm

57:51

not wearing them I just have them cuz that's how

57:53

that's how fucking valuable

57:56

he is LeBron is still

57:58

the shit I'm not an And I don't want

58:00

anybody to take this like, oh, LeBron, Michael

58:03

Jordan. The fact that you gotta keep saying

58:05

you the goat, that's why Jordan's the best.

58:07

And Jordan says, I didn't call myself the goat. I

58:10

never called myself the goat. And if you gotta

58:12

call yourself goat, you're not. No one says someone's

58:14

the LeBron James of golf. No

58:17

one has said that yet. They say he's the

58:19

Michael Jordan of da-da-da. He's the Michael Jordan

58:21

of do-do-da. So LeBron James is

58:23

the Michael Jordan of this era. Not

58:27

the reverse. Dr. J changed basketball.

58:29

Bill Russell changed basketball for his

58:32

time. But Jordan, I

58:34

think, really solidified. I think he

58:36

took it worldwide. He took it

58:38

worldwide. People changed their style.

58:40

People wanted to beat Jordan. Jordan

58:43

was doing shit. People would, what's, what

58:45

the fuck? You know what I'm saying?

58:47

Yeah. So it was like, and

58:49

then his sneaker still sells. Yeah. It's

58:52

the highest selling shoe to

58:54

this day. Because when

58:56

I moved here in 93 in India, I

58:59

didn't know much about NBA or

59:01

basketball. But when I went

59:04

back later, like around 99, a

59:07

lot of people are wearing Jordan. And like

59:09

Jordan, you know, it's like everybody knew NBA.

59:11

I have Jordans, and I don't really

59:14

play basketball. I have two pairs of Jordans. I'm

59:16

wearing them right now. You're wearing Jordans right now.

59:18

And you was talking all this shit about, let

59:20

me see your fucking feet. Can you believe this

59:22

shit? Look at, look at, throw

59:24

your foot up. This motherfucker's talking all

59:27

this shit. And he's wearing Jordans. Going

59:29

LeBron. LeBron? No, he's

59:31

like LeBron, LeBron. I have LeBron's. Oh,

59:33

stop. Follow him. You should have

59:36

worn him if you love him so much. You're

59:38

wearing Jordans. You

59:40

really all this time we're fucking Jordans.

59:43

Oh, wait, hold on, hold on. I

59:46

got it. You

59:49

are the, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's

59:52

bullshit. That's straight bullshit. Wow. I

59:54

got these Lebron's. They got like

59:56

Velcro. And that Velcro comes off

59:58

and I trip and fall The

1:00:00

fact that you said velcro already you're out of

1:00:02

the fucking box. Are you serious right now? No,

1:00:08

no LeBron LeBron got shoes that are like

1:00:10

they got well clearly yeah, that's why they're

1:00:12

corny corny shit. Hold on here. Here we

1:00:15

go Well, well I'm

1:00:18

just gonna tell you right now

1:00:20

Looks like Michael George the goddamn

1:00:22

goat your dumbass is wearing them

1:00:25

goddamn George this whole goddamn time

1:00:27

You're gonna lie to everybody like LeBron's the

1:00:29

greatest. I ain't no disrespect You wanted

1:00:32

a ghost boy, but y'all ass better sit

1:00:34

down cuz Michael Jordan the winner you got

1:00:36

them damn things on your damn feet boy

1:00:40

Yeah, yo ass lie Mr.

1:00:43

Vishnu Yeah,

1:00:47

yeah you fucking But

1:00:49

my heart is with LeBron your heart is with the

1:00:51

bra you're full of shit Look

1:00:53

at that and people still the new Jordans come out every

1:00:56

year come out people sell those things

1:00:58

for thousands of dollars I have two pairs of the

1:01:00

original I have the yellow and they and they're and

1:01:02

they're in my closet because I want to make sure

1:01:05

They get up high value because I'm I'm gonna

1:01:07

like sell them bitches. But the fact that I

1:01:09

have Jordans I just have them. I'm

1:01:11

not wearing them. I just have them because that's how

1:01:14

that's how fucking Valuable

1:01:17

he is. Yeah, LeBron is still the shit

1:01:19

I'm not and I don't want anybody to

1:01:21

take this like all the bronc Michael Jordan

1:01:23

the fact that you got to keep saying

1:01:25

You to goat that's why Jordan is the

1:01:27

best and Jordan says I didn't call myself

1:01:29

to go I never call myself to

1:01:31

go and you gotta call yourself go you're

1:01:34

not no one says someone's the LeBron James of

1:01:36

golf No one has

1:01:38

said that yet. They say he's the Michael Jordan

1:01:40

of Dada. Yeah, he's the Michael Jordan of doodle

1:01:42

Dada. Yeah, so LeBron James

1:01:44

is the Michael Jordan of

1:01:46

this era Okay, not the

1:01:48

reverse after Jay chains basketball Bill

1:01:50

Russell chains basketball for his time

1:01:53

But Jordan, I think really solidified. I

1:01:55

think you took it water like he

1:01:58

took it worldwide People

1:02:00

changed their style. People wanted to beat

1:02:02

Jordan. Jordan was doing shit.

1:02:04

People would what's what the fuck? You

1:02:07

know what I'm saying? Yeah. So it was

1:02:09

like and then his sneakers still sells. Yeah.

1:02:12

It's the most it's the highest

1:02:14

selling shoe to this day. Because

1:02:17

when I moved here in 93 in

1:02:19

India, I didn't know much about NBA

1:02:22

or basketball. But when I

1:02:24

went back later and like like around 99, a

1:02:28

lot of people are wearing Jordan and

1:02:30

like, you know, it's like everybody knew.

1:02:32

I have Jordans and I don't really

1:02:34

play basketball. I have two pairs of Jordans in

1:02:36

the room right now. You're wearing Jordans right now.

1:02:38

Yeah. And you was talking all this shit about.

1:02:40

Let me see your fucking feet. Can you believe

1:02:42

this shit? Look at, look at, um,

1:02:45

throw your foot up. This motherfucker's talking

1:02:47

all this shit. He's wearing Jordans going

1:02:50

LeBron. LeBron. No, he's like LeBron.

1:02:52

I have LeBron's. Oh,

1:02:54

stop. You should have worn

1:02:56

them if you love them so much. You're wearing

1:02:58

Jordans. You

1:03:00

really all this time we're fucking Jordans.

1:03:03

Oh, wait, hold on. Hold on. Yeah,

1:03:06

I love it. You

1:03:09

are the, you know, hold on. Hold on. That's

1:03:12

bullshit. That's straight bullshit. Wow. I

1:03:14

got these Lebrons. They are

1:03:17

like Velcro and that Velcro comes off

1:03:19

and I trip and fall because I step on.

1:03:21

The fact that you said Velcro already, you're out

1:03:23

of the fucking box. Are you serious right now?

1:03:25

OK, hold on. A lot of Velcro

1:03:28

shorts. LeBron. LeBron. LeBron. LeBron

1:03:30

got shoes that are like they got Velcro.

1:03:32

Yeah, that's why they're corny. Corny shit. Hold

1:03:34

on. Here we go. Well,

1:03:37

well, I'm just going to

1:03:39

tell you right now. Looks like Michael

1:03:41

Jordan's the goddamn goat. Your dumb

1:03:44

ass is wearing them goddamn Jordans.

1:03:46

This whole goddamn time. You're

1:03:48

going to lie to everybody like LeBron's the

1:03:50

greatest. I ain't no disrespect. You wanted a

1:03:53

ghost boy, but your ass better sit down

1:03:55

because Michael Jordan, the winner. You got them

1:03:57

damn things on your damn feet, boy. Yeah,

1:04:00

yeah, yo ass lies,

1:04:03

Mr. Vishnu. Yeah,

1:04:08

yeah, you fucking. But

1:04:10

my heart is with Lebron. Your heart is with Lebron.

1:04:12

You're full of shit. Look at that.

1:04:14

And people still, the New Jordans come out every year, come

1:04:17

out, people sell those things for thousands of dollars.

1:04:19

I have two pairs of the original. I have

1:04:21

the yellow and they're in my

1:04:23

closet because I want to make sure they

1:04:25

get a high value because I'm a like

1:04:27

selling bitches. But the fact that I have

1:04:30

Jordans, I just have them. I'm

1:04:32

not wearing them. I just have them because that's how,

1:04:35

that's how fucking valuable

1:04:37

he is. Yeah, Lebron is still the

1:04:40

shit. I'm not. And I don't

1:04:42

want anybody to take this like, oh, Lebron, Michael

1:04:44

Jordan, the fact that you got to keep saying

1:04:46

you the goat, that's why Jordan is the best.

1:04:49

And Jordan says, I didn't call myself the goat. I

1:04:51

never call myself the goat. And if you got

1:04:53

to call yourself goat, you're not. No one says

1:04:55

someone's the LeBron James of golf. No

1:04:58

one has said that yet. They say he's the Michael

1:05:00

Jordan of da da da. He's the Michael Jordan of

1:05:02

doo da da. So LeBron James

1:05:04

is the Michael Jordan of this era. Not

1:05:09

the reverse. Dr. J changed basketball.

1:05:11

Bill Russell changed basketball for his

1:05:13

time. But Jordan, I

1:05:15

think really solidified. I think he

1:05:17

took it worldwide. He took it

1:05:19

worldwide. People changed their

1:05:21

style. People wanted to beat Jordan. Jordan

1:05:24

was doing shit. People would, what's what the

1:05:26

fuck? You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

1:05:29

So it was like, and then his sneakers

1:05:31

still sells. Yeah. It's

1:05:33

the most. It's the highest selling shoe

1:05:35

to this day. Because

1:05:37

when I moved here in 93 in

1:05:40

India, I didn't know much about NBA

1:05:42

or basketball. But when

1:05:44

I went back later, like, like around

1:05:46

99, a lot of

1:05:49

people are wearing Jordan and like, you

1:05:51

know, it's like everybody knew. I have

1:05:53

Jordans and I don't really

1:05:55

play basketball. I have two pairs of

1:05:57

Jordans. And then right now you're wearing

1:05:59

Jordan. right now and you was talking all this shit

1:06:01

about let me see your fucking feet can you believe this

1:06:03

shit look at look at um

1:06:05

throw your foot up this motherfucker is talking

1:06:08

all this shit he's wearing Jordans going

1:06:10

LeBron LeBron no he's like LeBron

1:06:12

LeBron I have LeBron's I saw

1:06:15

a lot of fun on him if you

1:06:17

love him so much you're wearing Jordans you

1:06:21

really all this time with fucking Jordans

1:06:24

oh hold on that's bullshit that's

1:06:27

straight bullshit Wow I got these

1:06:29

LeBron's they got

1:06:37

like Velcro and that Velcro comes

1:06:39

off and I trip and fall because I

1:06:41

step the fact that you said Velcro or

1:06:43

wish new waka waka with the V no

1:06:46

bitch new waka see

1:06:49

you in America you gotta stop that bitch

1:06:51

new waka yeah when

1:06:54

you go wish new waka they'd

1:06:56

be like where's the W oh

1:06:58

yeah it's

1:07:00

a V to be these like in sign

1:07:04

language V okay yeah

1:07:06

so oh guys that's

1:07:09

very important that you know all of this I

1:07:11

hope I said everything and then also before we

1:07:13

split yeah give a quick quick shout out also

1:07:15

to of course just the people who could do

1:07:17

the intro and outro for this show I never

1:07:19

gave him an on air well let's give him

1:07:21

an on air descriptions well I put him yes

1:07:24

the new intros by quantize beats it's a fire

1:07:26

intro quantize thank you and then Rob lava who

1:07:28

made our old intro Rob lava road yeah fucking

1:07:30

with the God you fucking with the guy yeah

1:07:32

it's fire yeah after both those

1:07:34

guys thank you amazingly town appreciate you guys don't

1:07:36

think we don't appreciate you that's real talk man

1:07:38

follow them I'll put their links in the description

1:07:40

yeah you make that you make this dope all

1:07:42

the little nuances of this show it's because the

1:07:44

guys like yourself who create and then always like

1:07:47

to give people a platform and shit like that

1:07:49

I appreciate you big time both of you guys

1:07:51

thank you for your contribution reach out to me

1:07:53

and they were both hyped that we were using

1:07:55

their music oh yeah man but I

1:07:57

love that beat that beats contest that's

1:07:59

fantastic fitting that they won. Yes, so cool

1:08:01

beans and I can't wait to get like a

1:08:04

visual thing for those to match the music. Yes,

1:08:06

we got a big year ahead of us. Actually,

1:08:08

between shows I'll even talk to you. So we're

1:08:11

gonna take this break, you know, and you

1:08:13

guys, this is the Night Owls

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can watch for free. This is gonna be about,

1:08:24

it's gonna talk about the Nigeria thing going on.

1:08:26

Yeah, we didn't even touch Nigeria. We

1:08:28

touched about that Jordan shit, I was mad. I

1:08:31

want to dispel all that shit. He's over here like,

1:08:33

nah, he's alright. Yeah, and he's wearing fucking, he's wearing,

1:08:36

yo, stick your leg up Vishnu. Lean

1:08:38

back. This is the fucking Jordans he's

1:08:40

wearing. How dare you? We're out.