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this is day two of the 365 days.

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This is day two. What are

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you doing on day two? Did

1:17

you have resolutions for day

1:19

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1:32

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1:34

forward. You say, and this is where

1:36

everybody makes their promises on December 31st

1:38

when they're fucking doing their counting down.

1:40

They're going, man, I

1:43

swear to God, man. I'm up, man. It's all

1:45

year this year, dawg. I've been

1:47

saying that for like 10 years. This all year, baby. This

1:49

all year. But for the people who

1:52

are constantly doing shit, who are

1:54

thriving and busting ass, a resolution is what

1:56

they don't need. They just move on. They

1:59

just go, yo. What the fuck

2:01

you mean? I'm working out, I'm pushing my

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shit, I'm always moving. That's always good when

2:05

you're always on it, you understand? But

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Happy New Year to you all!

2:10

Hope you had a wonderful holiday. I

2:13

hope you stayed healthy, you had fun.

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You know, because you know, the holidays,

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it's rough in the holidays, man. It's

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real rough, especially if you lost people.

2:22

You know, people, there's a lot. Sometimes

2:24

there's deaths during this time. Sometimes there's

2:26

all kinds of shit, man. Everybody

2:29

had a great one, you know what I mean? I

2:31

hope you got what you wanted for Christmas, whatever the

2:33

fuck, you know what I mean? And

2:35

yeah, man, so, ah,

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this is the new year, and

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I feel like it's gonna be a great year. I thought

2:43

last year was pretty good. I thought

2:45

it was pretty damn good. I accomplished some things that

2:47

I wanted, you know? But I

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year. Happy new year. Hey, Mike,

3:28

dude, how was your holiday there, huh? My new

3:30

year was awesome. Ranging in with a bunch of friends. Had a good

3:32

time. Went out to Philadelphia. Oh, cool. So

3:35

I saw a show out there, rang in the new year with

3:37

my buddies. Oh, right. It was a very good time. Yeah, how

3:39

about you? Huh? What you do?

3:41

Pretty good. Kept it quiet, had a

3:43

couple friends over, and just- Real simple.

3:46

Simple. That's right. Simple,

3:48

not too crazy. That's what's up. Dante

3:50

in the building! Dante,

3:54

we've been here in a minute. Yeah. You

3:56

ain't been here in a minute, dud. I miss y'all, man.

3:58

I miss you. Man, you know

4:00

what's great though. You got to

4:02

spend time with your son the giant giant

4:05

I said Mike Mike I sent you

4:07

a video a Christmas video with my

4:10

on your thing You see

4:12

because we always talking about here and it's

4:14

big mitt The

4:19

problem is I was saying to Mike he's

4:22

so big that people think my son

4:24

is special needs Why is that

4:26

14 year old ladybug so much? That

4:33

14 year old keeps mumbling. Why is

4:36

he like butterflies? He

4:42

loves farm animals right? Yeah, he loves

4:45

going to the farm. Yes, so I

4:47

he has costumes

4:50

He has a cow and a mule of a jackass

4:53

and a jackass got a lamb a

4:57

lamb costume So it's not a donkey but

4:59

he's a jackass got a wolf got

5:03

a panda Oh so she bought a Oh

5:06

you bought a one He

5:08

has every animal and he wears them all

5:11

and he wears them constantly That's awesome He

5:13

just wears, like he'll throw on a jumper

5:16

just run around in a cow all day What

5:18

is this 14 year old doing in a cow?

5:22

Why is he dressed like a lamb? But

5:26

the fact is that he's gonna be really

5:28

big because your wife's Her brothers and uncles

5:31

are like Her brother's six six Six

5:34

six She's five ten She's

5:36

five ten And I'm six one Oh yeah it's

5:39

a wrap It's over When you see

5:41

him She has this one brother? She

5:43

has one brother and two sisters The

5:45

two sisters are five ten Five

5:49

ten I heard a dad There's some

5:51

other relative that are giants Yeah so it's

5:53

about to be Somebody

5:55

was, I was on FaceTime

5:58

in New York They're

6:00

like, what's with his hand? Baby

6:04

Hugh, he has a

6:06

fucking big gigantor, baby.

6:09

downtown, gigantor, baby.

6:12

Two liters, he's like this. He

6:15

destroys whatever's in his way. The

6:18

gigantor, baby. He

6:20

is getting big, yo. I

6:22

bought him hungry, hungry hippo. Yo, this

6:25

is hilarious. And he ripped the hympos

6:27

off, and he's just walking around with... With the

6:29

heads of the hippos? No, the

6:31

whole hippo. What the fuck? Just walking around with

6:33

the hippos. Yo,

6:40

you need to fuck with Tonka.

6:43

Maybe Tonka? Did he got Tonka? Tonka

6:46

trucks? Did he eat that? Did he eat

6:48

the Tonka truck? Is he ripping it apart?

6:50

He will break some shit, though. Yeah, he

6:52

just rips it apart. I think because he's

6:54

so strong. I got him a robot dog.

6:58

He just smashed it and

7:00

broke the hips. You

7:06

know what's funny? It's so fun, man. Having a

7:08

kid, it's me. I get

7:10

an opportunity, so I buy him shit

7:13

that I would like. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

7:15

And then he just wrecks it. Yeah,

7:17

you play with it first, then you

7:19

just let him fucking... Fuck, I

7:21

look how you go. That would be cool. I

7:23

bought him a robot arm. And

7:26

then all of a sudden he just... You

7:30

can't get him any race cars. He's got

7:32

no race cars. Does he eat the cars? I

7:36

found this puzzle, like he's really going

7:38

to a hundred... Really? A

7:41

hundred piece puzzle? Yeah, just like...

7:46

But they make a hundred piece puzzle

7:48

with... There's a racetrack in it. Oh,

7:50

wow. And you just put

7:52

the batteries in the thing, and it

7:54

just runs around on the racers. That's

7:56

dope. You look bad. I mean... You

7:59

look bad. You look so happy when you're with

8:01

him. You look so happy. You calling me in

8:04

your stupid, matching fucking

8:06

uniform. My pajamas. The

8:08

video. Mike, show that dumb video.

8:10

You're like this.

8:13

Like hey, father. Hey, no kid

8:15

having motherfuckers. Look at what

8:17

I'm doing. I'm being responsible. What are you doing?

8:19

It ain't even funny. I know, I'm messing

8:21

up. You know what it is? It's fun. No,

8:24

you're having fun. Yeah. It's

8:26

just like you get to do shit you

8:28

wouldn't. Right. I'm too grown to be

8:30

looking at it. Yeah, look at this. Look at this

8:32

right here. So that's four, dog. That's

8:35

what he was for. That's four now. That's,

8:37

that's that. Yo, that doesn't make sense. Oh

8:39

my God. Look at his arms. What

8:44

is what? Look at this giant.

8:48

Thank you. Oh,

8:50

wow. Look,

8:53

he's like, and

8:56

that he's four years old, guys. He's not 14.

8:59

So he's not slow or anything like that. He's

9:08

Dante and you're Dante. Yeah,

9:10

that's why.

9:12

That's awesome. Isn't

9:18

that fun when you get to talk like

9:20

that to just get to go dumb shit?

9:24

Yeah. Yeah. He

9:26

goes, I don't know. That

9:29

means. Right.

9:32

So how is he doing? How

9:35

is he doing? How's the giant doing in

9:37

school? He's doing, he reads. He's

9:39

reading. He's reading. Yeah. But

9:42

like when I read the story and he, and I

9:44

don't read it, it like if I

9:46

mess up, cause he knows, you know,

9:48

your kids read the same books. So yeah. Yeah.

9:51

So he reads it, but he knows it by heart as well.

9:53

So when you fuck up, what are you doing?

9:56

Oh, what? Don't

9:59

wait. up the sleeping giant. Wait, so that's

10:01

how you put him to sleep when you... Does

10:04

he go to sleep? Does

10:06

that giant kid go to sleep?

10:10

Does he like fee five-fold for him when he

10:12

wakes up? He goes to sleep with

10:14

him, right? If she don't go to sleep, he

10:16

won't... He'll just get up and

10:18

break out. Like, he'll just leave. Really?

10:22

So she has to go to sleep for him to

10:24

go to sleep? She has to lay with him and

10:26

make sure he goes to sleep. And that's the difference

10:28

in, I think, having both parents around all the time.

10:30

Because I would just go, yo, get in the bed.

10:34

And then he would cry and he

10:36

would be like, I'm like, yo, get in the

10:39

bed. And I would just shut it

10:41

down. But she... Like,

10:43

let's... Yeah, yeah, yeah,

10:45

yeah. And then when he cries, she says,

10:47

she says, oh, you sweet child. So now

10:50

when he cries, he goes,

10:52

sweet child. So it's like

10:55

the difference is... So he

10:57

goes, sweet... When

11:00

he's crying. Yeah. Sweet

11:02

child. Oh, that is

11:04

just... That's just moist. But

11:06

then he... When he's with me... Like, I got

11:09

to watch when he jumps on me because he's

11:11

big. He could crack my rib. Yeah, he could.

11:15

But it's... I definitely see the difference. You

11:17

can definitely see the difference in parenting. Why

11:20

you need a dad. Because she's

11:23

so soft with him and so

11:25

lovey. And with me, he's just...

11:28

He could just rough up. But you tell him what to do

11:30

though. You tell him... Yeah, when I shut him down, he

11:33

knows the difference. I could do that over

11:35

FaceTime. Oh, okay. Like, when

11:37

he's tripping with her, he'll FaceTime me.

11:40

And I'll be like, yo, what's the problem? Yeah.

11:42

Yo, he'll cut that out and he'll... Yeah, yeah.

11:45

That's what's up. You need that. But they

11:47

could feel a difference. You need that balance,

11:49

man. You need that balance. That's why they

11:52

say, what is the percentage of

11:54

single parent homes? The kids

11:56

go to jail and they go into jail. you

12:00

know, they planned it on purpose. It was fucked

12:02

up. Yeah, man. Because

12:04

black children are being held

12:07

to a different standard. But

12:09

there's still that unrulingness comes because there's

12:11

no man in the house. Just shut

12:13

it down. But I can't front, man.

12:15

I was saying to you, as

12:18

the aquarium, the museum, the

12:21

farm, the market. She's

12:23

doing a good job. She's doing

12:25

a good job. She's doing finger painting, clay

12:27

work. They

12:30

bake together. Man. She's

12:33

doing work, baby. I love it.

12:35

I want brownies. And then I

12:38

got them an apron. It's

12:41

a Dante and a chef's hat.

12:43

Yeah, that's awesome. That's

12:45

awesome. The Water

12:48

for Christmas, I bought a cooking set.

12:50

But it's like you could cut. Some

12:53

way they make it so it doesn't cut the kid.

12:56

But they can cut vegetables

12:58

with it. It's a plastic knife that cuts.

13:01

But it doesn't cut the child.

13:03

Oh, that's childproof safety. And he

13:05

cooks with her. That's awesome, man.

13:09

And it's like people say, when I

13:11

talk about you having a kid,

13:13

they're like, so man, when are you going to drop

13:15

some? I go, first of all,

13:19

first of all, the

13:21

weirdos I run into. You have got

13:23

to be out your fucking mind. I

13:26

mean, I'm like this. Man,

13:28

you would be great.

13:31

Because you're silly. You're silly.

13:33

We're silly. I love

13:35

silly. Yeah, I

13:37

hype kids up. When I'm

13:39

around kids, kids end up kicking the

13:41

fucking windows and smashing shit. Because I'd

13:43

be like, ah! Maybe when

13:45

you're 60. Maybe, you

13:48

know. We

13:50

plan on living long, at least in

13:52

the hundreds. Like

13:54

Xiaoying, I'm everybody's uncle. Boom

13:59

yours. I got a lot.

14:01

I got my sister's kids, nephews. I

14:03

have a godfather to my, my godson

14:06

is Filipino and black. Jocelyn, one of

14:08

my best friends, who literally, Jocelyn Cruz,

14:10

I'm giving you credit, because she

14:13

literally was around when

14:15

I first, before I started comedy, she

14:18

would let me into the improv and

14:20

I used to go see this

14:22

Filipino girl. And so she ended

14:24

up having a kid and I'm

14:26

like the godfather of Miles

14:29

Cruz. So yeah,

14:31

she literally was there when I, when

14:34

I first started, really got me into watching

14:36

all the shows. She was awesome. So

14:39

yeah, man. There's plenty of chicks that

14:41

want that baby butter from you,

14:43

boy. They want the baby

14:45

butter. Baby butter. I

14:47

know, I'll see baby butter. Somebody wants that one.

14:50

They all want the baby butter. The

14:52

baby butter. You

14:55

would be, you would be great.

14:57

I hope you do. I hope. Yeah,

14:59

I hope, I hope, you know. I

15:01

think you would be amazing, you'd be

15:03

amazing, dad. Yeah, you know, my

15:06

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15:08

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And you see all

16:41

these people when they have kids with these women,

16:44

shit goes to shit. They're fighting

16:46

over this. They're using the kids

16:49

as bait as leverage.

16:52

Let myself out. Leverage and it's

16:54

like oh this is fucked up.

16:57

I would say this. First of all,

17:00

I would guide you through the whole

17:02

thing. When

17:04

I do the relationship demand school stuff,

17:07

I mean there's a lot of stuff that I

17:09

know but a lot of the stuff that I

17:12

know is because I've made mistakes. Right. Right. And

17:16

I would guide you through it and

17:18

I mean you do that anyway. When

17:20

it gets hairy you be like yo,

17:23

yo, what's up, what's up. And

17:26

we try to, one of the things

17:28

I think is important is we don't

17:30

say what you expect

17:33

before. There's a lot of things I think

17:35

as men and women when we hook it

17:37

up and you're in love or you know

17:40

y'all fuck it in this little gravy. We're

17:42

not honest about what you

17:45

want or what you expect. And

17:49

I think it has to be said and so a

17:51

lot of times by saying it, guys

17:54

are afraid that a woman is going to

17:56

break up with them or they're going to

17:58

get mad. I mean,

18:00

this is crazy, we were talking about this too.

18:03

99% of the men lie. I

18:09

lie sometimes, hell. But here's the

18:11

thing, there's three types of lie. We

18:13

was talking about this on the, I was talking about on

18:15

the pre-show. When

18:18

you call somebody, most, all guys

18:20

are liars, but. Right. When

18:23

you think about lies, what do we

18:25

think about the worst case scenario? Like

18:27

when you're lying, take advantage of somebody.

18:31

You get money or something like that. But

18:33

there's two kind of lies that we don't

18:35

really consider lying, which is when you lie,

18:38

not to hurt somebody's feelings. Which

18:41

I've done. You do. Yes.

18:43

And also, there's times when you

18:45

lie, not to

18:49

end up in a confrontation. Right. So

18:51

something happens, you don't wanna make a big deal, you

18:54

don't wanna spoil the day, so you don't speak up.

18:56

You don't do that as much. You'll do it not

18:58

to hurt somebody's feelings. And

19:01

what I've realized is, something that I've learned through

19:03

time is, none of those

19:05

lies are okay. Really? None of

19:08

them. I mean, I don't

19:10

think you gotta destroy somebody because

19:14

you don't wanna hurt their feelings. So, you're like, do

19:16

I look fat in this dress? Yeah, bitch, you're fat

19:18

as hell. You don't have to say,

19:20

but you could say, you could

19:22

say, yeah, I don't think that really,

19:24

that's not appropriate, doesn't look as, that

19:28

doesn't flatter you. Why?

19:30

When then she goes, well, why? I like

19:32

this dress. Now, here's the thing. Yeah, why?

19:34

When you, I'm giving you

19:37

the off-ramp. Yeah. So

19:39

you don't have to get the full brunt on the

19:41

hammer. Yeah. But if she

19:43

goes, why, why? I might, you could still explain

19:45

that and be honest. But I've

19:47

also said, when somebody's pressing, when I'm, anytime

19:50

I was dating somebody, somebody's pressing

19:52

me, like, what do you mean by

19:54

that? Right. Then you get

19:56

the whole thing, because it

19:58

makes you look fat. You're too big

20:01

for that. So I don't know if it makes

20:03

you look fat. You fat. Yeah,

20:05

you fat too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because a lot of

20:07

times your body ain't helping. Yeah, yeah. A lot of

20:09

times it's you that make it better. It's

20:12

the dress and gain weight. The dress is great.

20:14

The dress is great on the rack. The dress

20:16

and gain material. Yeah, yeah. Shit. It's

20:19

like, that's you. But I

20:21

will also say, listen, I'm

20:23

extremely honest. Don't

20:25

ask me no questions that you don't want

20:27

the answer to. And I

20:29

think to set that as a prerequisite

20:33

makes it so. So I grew up,

20:35

anybody, any girl I've ever dated would

20:37

ask me like a girl asked me, she

20:40

asked me how many,

20:42

how many women have you been with?

20:44

And I go before I'll

20:46

answer it. But

20:48

if you want to know, understand, make

20:50

sure that you want the answer. And

20:53

she knows that I'm honest like that. She go, you

20:55

know what? I don't,

20:57

I'm good. I don't want to know. Or

21:01

I remember I ran and we ran into her

21:03

cousin and I knew her cousin. She goes, I

21:05

go, do you want to know the answer? Stop

21:08

asking me questions. You

21:12

know, so but if she's grown,

21:14

so if she says she wants

21:16

to answer, then you owe it

21:18

to her to give the answer. And

21:22

that also sets the

21:25

boundaries with somebody.

21:27

You know, I mean, you know

21:30

how people talk like

21:32

that. People know that if

21:34

you are going in your mouth, like if

21:36

you this was if you're recklessly disrespectful,

21:40

I will go in your mouth. You

21:43

know, I mean, I'm not correct.

21:45

I'm not crazy. No, if you

21:47

like if it's like, fuck, yo,

21:50

it's I'm not going. So what you're

21:52

saying, what you want to do,

21:54

I'm going in your mouth. So people

21:57

that know me know. I

22:00

will do that. So they'll go he

22:02

will do that. Yeah, they will they

22:04

will they will you know, they

22:07

treat me as he will be like Meanwhile

22:11

back at Gotham City Commissioner Gordon someone's

22:13

just been knocked the fuck out You

22:16

know that that has where do go. So

22:18

I think when you have people know who

22:20

you are they treat you Based

22:23

on the boundaries that you fuck with so honesty

22:27

Even sex I mean, I think I think guys

22:29

get a ring get married and they I think

22:32

the first thing you guys say listen Let me

22:34

explain something to you. I'm not getting

22:36

you want to get married. Mm-hmm. I expect you

22:38

to fuck me No, I'm not saying you can't

22:40

be on your period right can't be sick Yeah,

22:43

but I I am NOT getting married to

22:45

have a sexless man Do a lot of

22:47

women I hear a lot of women be

22:49

doing that shit Oh soon as you get

22:51

married to them they fucking keep the yes

22:53

keep the ass away from you Trap your

22:56

ass and now they too sick or too

22:58

tired to have sex and all that bullshit

23:00

I don't fuck I don't think it's unreasonable

23:02

to say listen, I'm getting married.

23:04

There's an expectation Yeah, we have a

23:06

healthy sex life. If that's not in

23:08

you're not into that then don't

23:11

marry me Because if that

23:13

happens and I'm and you're and you're being I'm

23:15

not saying a minute you turn me down I'm

23:17

gonna go get laid, but I'm not going to

23:19

I'm not gonna be in a

23:22

sexless marriage so even when

23:24

even Was

23:28

like, you know when she was pregnant she was like,

23:32

um, I was like yo

23:35

Just shut down cuz yeah, she had a

23:37

rough time. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, and I was

23:39

like what's up is, you know, you

23:42

wanted to hit it while she's pregnant That's

23:44

even cool too because you're like I still see you

23:46

as a track. Yeah, and then I was like well

23:49

With a blowy right, right with a blue neck

23:51

blue brain, right? Right

23:54

and she was like, well, she said to

23:56

me well, I figured you would have

23:58

got that taken care of Oh,

24:00

okay, and I was like, oh, all right

24:03

cool. I was you know, she was okay

24:05

with that right at first And

24:10

then with their way so she said yes

24:12

and I got on the phone like that

24:14

night And

24:17

then it was like how could you do this? You're

24:20

not gonna help me out with it and I

24:22

was like, you know, we're not gonna do that

24:24

I we spoke about it. You said take

24:27

care of it, right? That

24:29

was a signal saying I ain't gonna do it, but

24:31

I also don't think that she Thought

24:33

that I had the resources to just What

24:37

I think that sometimes some women do that kind

24:39

of shit They really think that you don't have

24:41

a backup plan. They kind of sometimes it's like

24:43

when you I've been to parties You know you'd

24:45

be at a club right and you go after

24:48

a chick and she's like nah She's like and

24:50

then you go to another part of the club

24:52

and you run into somebody now you dance with

24:54

this girl That girl's like damn he found somebody

24:56

else. They don't like when you redeem yourself because

24:59

they want to be special They want to feel

25:01

as though. Yeah, that was it. You're the only

25:03

choice. I know married men and you you get

25:05

this Joe matter

25:07

East was like that like where you couldn't

25:09

be he doesn't joke about it How you

25:12

you go to a bachelorette part but go

25:14

to a bachelor party and then your wife?

25:16

His wife wants to talk to him wants

25:18

him to call and then guys are screaming

25:22

Using the f-bomb you you gay

25:24

this they Calling your wife

25:26

they're ripping you and stuff and you're trying to

25:28

you're trying to cover the phone up So

25:32

it's but I think you know

25:34

they don't want you to have Then

25:36

want you to have fun without him Yeah, like

25:39

your fun should be attached to me to

25:41

me and then I feel insecure if you're

25:43

having fun But I think the whole but

25:45

that goes into the thing where you don't

25:47

want to you don't want to be

25:49

confrontational Like but if

25:51

you say yo, yo something I can't

25:53

have fun without you right? Well, not

25:56

that much. Yeah, you're bugging I'm not

25:58

yeah, I'm not and I think if

26:00

when you when you're honest about it and you

26:02

you and if there's a question

26:05

or anything I think things that

26:07

we think should be

26:09

just understood I've learned this is

26:11

what I've learned in my 57

26:13

years nothing is understood even

26:15

having a healthy sex life in

26:17

a marriage never under a lot of

26:20

women want they want the wedding but

26:23

they don't want the marriage part

26:25

and that's and listen and

26:27

I've been thinking I'd be having some weird thoughts I'd

26:29

be thinking the marriage is what makes it all gets

26:31

it all fucked up because you

26:33

know this is just me in

26:36

my single ass thinking because I'm

26:38

trying to stop not enjoy single

26:40

life I'm trying to not enjoy

26:42

it but I'm really I'm a

26:44

person I love being by myself first of

26:46

all I like to be left alone for

26:49

my I'm okay spending time by myself for

26:51

a long series of me that's how I've

26:53

been my brothers like that I'm just I'm

26:55

just naturally like that it has nothing to

26:58

do with stay away from me but that's

27:00

what women find attractive about you is

27:02

that's probably what because I don't I'm and

27:04

when if a woman ever says you

27:07

just keep calling me I go you're a fucking liar

27:09

I don't that's not my pattern yeah

27:11

I don't call people all the time even someone

27:13

that I dig a lot yeah like there's a

27:15

chick I think you saw that model chick

27:18

yeah yeah yeah yeah like yeah I did it but

27:20

I am I rarely say much to her I was

27:22

like hey I hope you're having a great day wherever

27:24

you are hey it's just I

27:26

just just the way I am I

27:28

might be like damn that girl's dope

27:30

but I don't really call a lot yeah

27:33

cuz I don't that's not just just me

27:35

it's not it's nothing person I just don't

27:37

do that yeah which I think is naturally

27:39

amazing you know I've been in

27:41

this situation where I was spoke to

27:43

somebody a lot like I like

27:46

enjoy and I wanted to talk to

27:48

them I loved having them around even

27:50

when I loved it when they

27:52

were around even if we wasn't doing I

27:54

like to have them there but then

27:57

she would be acting funny like

27:59

because It's like it's too much and I'm like

28:01

and he was too much cuz you were on yeah

28:03

And then I was like oh, okay, and

28:06

I just pulled back and then when

28:08

you pull back. It's like oh, you know Yo,

28:11

okay, so that's when you talk about the

28:13

honesty. Yeah, look you got I do you

28:15

gotta understand something I'm not playing games with

28:17

you. You either want me around or

28:19

you don't want me around You either like

28:22

me around but I'm not playing this back

28:24

and forth and that's where guys that's the

28:26

lie that guys tell Yeah, they're trying to

28:28

yeah, they're trying to balance it Biostomosis

28:31

or a guy will call me. Yo,

28:33

I got this text message What does

28:35

this text message mean that's because the

28:38

guy has a vested interest in

28:40

this girl and he's not he doesn't want to

28:42

say anything Wrong. Yeah, but but if you Okay,

28:45

so what you're trying to do is you're trying

28:47

to have a strategy Yeah,

28:50

so this is the

28:52

analogy I lose I use let's

28:54

say you an MBA player Okay,

28:57

and you're gonna play some Elementary

29:01

school kids, right? Okay, you

29:03

don't have to watch game film No,

29:06

you don't have to have a plan. You

29:08

don't have the meeting now plant You just

29:10

show up right because you know,

29:12

there's no threat none of any at

29:14

all It's just you're doing this for

29:17

the kids, right? The only time you

29:19

have strategy is when you feel as

29:21

though you you have a What

29:23

would you call it an opponent a What's

29:27

the word I'm looking for what an

29:29

opponent opponent that's well-matched what would you

29:31

go? Oh, oh Shit

29:34

arrival even ah, that's

29:37

well-matched well-matched opponent. Okay,

29:39

right. Um, that's when you

29:41

have to watch game film Oh, yeah. Yeah,

29:43

you got because yeah, yeah So the problem

29:45

is when a guy is trying to what

29:47

do I say or like I'll get a

29:49

concentration good Yo, she texts me and you

29:51

know, how many days should I well? Yeah,

29:55

you should do what you want to

29:57

do because This

29:59

is who you are. If you're a person

30:01

who likes her and you like

30:03

to talk to her all the

30:06

time. Because you're gonna wanna do that anyway. But

30:08

I'm saying if you do do that, even

30:10

if you're that type of person, there is a

30:12

point where it is too much, maybe. But

30:15

he should have his own discretion where you

30:17

go. Yeah, but we're talking about initially. Initially.

30:19

Oh, okay. You know what guys trying to...

30:21

How long should I... But is she feeling

30:23

them though? That's another thing. Is the girl feeling

30:25

you? Like you can tell when a girl's feeling

30:28

you, you're like, oh, I'm gonna call you. Oh,

30:30

I could. It's a volley. It's

30:32

an equal volley. But you know when a

30:34

chick is feeling you. Yeah, man. First of

30:36

all, if a girl picks up, then

30:39

she's good. If a girl isn't feeling

30:41

me, I know in the first... It's

30:45

this way they talk to you.

30:48

It's so like... It's so nothing.

30:51

And I rarely get into those situations because

30:53

I'm not an aggressive dude. I'm not only

30:55

that, but if you get that, you don't...

30:57

Yeah, I just go, all right, I move

31:00

on. You don't pick up on... You don't

31:02

pick up good on hints.

31:06

Yeah, like if it's

31:08

gotta be overtly that the girl likes

31:11

you, otherwise you just think she's talking.

31:13

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't...

31:15

Hold on. I don't pick up good on

31:17

hints. I'm in out with you and I was like, oh, this

31:20

dude is digging Godfrey. And you will be

31:22

oblivious to it. Unless she

31:25

overtly says

31:27

something. I've said to you, I'm

31:29

gonna let all you women know out there. Half

31:32

the time I don't even fucking know that

31:34

you like me. You gotta be like this.

31:36

I like you, man. I really, really like

31:39

you. I'll be like, oh, I didn't know, girl. Don't

31:41

do that. I'm so damn smooth. If

31:44

you go to Godfrey, I like you.

31:46

Godfrey's running. Godfrey's

31:49

not like, she's on crack. Nobody that damn aggressive.

31:51

You like me too much. Because there is a

31:54

crackhead aggressiveness too. Yeah. Because I know... That's crazy

31:56

bitch-less. Yeah, that's that drug shit where they know, I

31:58

like you. I go, nah, she's on crack. She

32:00

didn't give me no attitude. She made it

32:02

too easy. Even if she's pretty and he

32:05

thinks if she's too... Gafri

32:08

don't like when somebody's too into him. He's like,

32:10

yo. You

32:14

know what's fucked up? You know what's fucked up? It's

32:17

like, I don't. It's weird because

32:19

all I do is I picture... I

32:21

picture like a ball and chain. That's

32:24

what I picture. I picture somebody crazy. I picture

32:26

someone looking at my phone. I

32:28

picture... I picture... All I see... It's like,

32:31

you know, as you get older, you turn

32:33

into Xavier. You turn into Xavier

32:35

from the X-Men. Because all I do is I

32:37

look at the future. I go, oh no. And

32:40

I can see scenarios. Who's calling you? Who's that

32:42

on the phone? This is what you do. And

32:51

I would go, I go, you know what?

32:53

I'm good. That's cool. I'll see

32:55

you later. And I'm fine. Out of sight, out of mind,

32:58

I'm never... Have you seen me really gloating about... Maybe

33:00

like on the spot like, yo, what do you think? But

33:04

I don't... Here's what I say. I'm

33:06

gonna be who I am. If

33:09

you don't like it, then I'll just leave. Right.

33:12

Right. And I think a lot

33:14

of times you're worried about getting caught up

33:16

in something, but you could always just leave.

33:18

Yeah. It's true. But you'd

33:20

only want to get to the point where it's... I

33:25

ran into... Like, there's a chick. I don't think you

33:27

met this one. She's dope. She

33:29

could be a model though. I

33:31

think she does it sort of. But she's...

33:34

I met her at the blues place, at

33:36

the Blue Note, at the end of the

33:38

show. I think I was seeing Lupe

33:40

Fiasco or whatever. And we were

33:42

just talking and then we ended up going to

33:44

a cafe and

33:47

get some coffee or whatever. And

33:49

then we ended up hanging out on the

33:51

shit. She's nice. She's fly. She's like... She's

33:55

fly. I'll tell you later. You know

33:57

what I'm saying? And she's a little weird

33:59

though. I don't mind. She's artsy,

34:01

fartsy, whatever. But she's like a

34:04

dancer, professional dancer, one of

34:06

those clubs. And I said, that's fine. I don't care.

34:08

She was like, why don't you come by and go,

34:10

I don't go by people's work. I don't want to

34:12

do that. You go do that. I don't like going

34:14

by people's work. Fuck all that shit. And

34:17

now she's like, she'll

34:19

call me like... Oh, she's a stripper, not

34:22

a professional dancer. Right. That's what I meant.

34:24

She's a stripper.

34:27

In Nigeria they call it, she's

34:29

a small business owner. That's what

34:34

they call prostitutes in Nigeria. She's a small

34:36

business owner. She's a small business owner.

34:45

That's the little signal and shit. Oh,

34:47

hey, you call me tap. She's a

34:49

small business owner. She

34:51

owns her own business. Go and ask

34:53

her. I used to call myself a

34:55

personal manager. A manager, yes. But she's

34:58

a small business owner. She's looking to

35:00

expand if you can help her. She

35:03

has B to C. B to customer.

35:07

Yes, yes, straight to customer.

35:09

There's no interruption. She has

35:11

a distribution. Yes. And then

35:14

she's doing some weird

35:16

stuff here and there.

35:19

She's hinting on, yeah, I

35:21

want to see more. I'm

35:24

like, that's cool. But I'm like, I

35:26

weird out because my freedom is

35:32

so lovely. No, listen.

35:34

I know that. Here, let me tell you all

35:36

something. Okay. You know I'm all about that

35:39

pro black thing. I've been like that. But

35:42

honestly, I was I was a big,

35:44

big James Bond fan. I've always been

35:46

Sean Connery and Roger. Those

35:48

were our heroes. Like I fucking

35:51

love James Bond. I know

35:53

what I'm thinking. You know what I'm thinking? No, what? Barbara

35:56

Walters. Oh, shit. I'll

35:58

shop. I'm gonna fuck. I

36:00

slap her right in the face. She's

36:02

provocative. She's provocative. Provocatively. Provocatively. They don't

36:05

learn. They don't learn. So I got to give

36:07

them a nice slop in the face. Yo, Mike, put that up. Yeah,

36:09

yeah. Let's show that. When Sean Connery

36:11

talked about smacking women, he goes, yeah, I smack

36:13

them. And then Barbara and then Barbara. Give them

36:15

a nice smacking of face. What were you saying?

36:18

Barbara Walters. And you think

36:20

that's okay? Yeah, well. Yeah, and she thought he

36:22

was gonna be like, yes, I'll smack you. You

36:24

keep asking me questions, you bitch. And that's why

36:26

they thought Sean Connery was sexy. Yo,

36:28

watch this. Watch this. Watch

36:30

this. She thought the worst thing to slap a woman now and

36:32

then. As I remember, you said you don't do it with a

36:34

clenched fist. It's better to do it with an open hand. Yeah.

36:38

Remember that? Yeah. Yeah.

36:40

I didn't love that. I haven't changed my opinion. Not

36:43

at all. You think it's good

36:45

to slap a woman? No, I don't think it's good. I think

36:47

it's bad. I don't think it's bad. I

36:49

don't think it's that bad. I think that

36:51

it depends entirely on the circumstances and if

36:53

it merits it. Well, what would merit

36:55

it? Well, if you have

36:57

tried everything else, women are pretty

37:00

good at this. They

37:02

can't leave it alone. They

37:04

don't want to have the last

37:06

word and you give them the last word,

37:08

but they're not happy with the last word. They

37:11

want to say it again and

37:14

get into a really provocative situation.

37:17

Then, I

37:20

think it's absolutely

37:22

right. God damn. You

37:25

see her fate, but that

37:28

dynamic is what women do

37:31

to men all the time. Yeah. Look,

37:33

I don't think you should slap a woman. Because I

37:35

thought he would be like, yo, this interview, if you

37:37

don't shut your fucking mouth, like, what makes it right?

37:40

Women would put a guy in that place

37:43

and then be like, so? I didn't like

37:45

that. And he was like, no. I

37:48

mean, I'm not saying you should slap women because

37:50

you... No, we're not condoning this at all. I

37:52

don't want you all to twist this up, but

37:54

it was how blunt he's being. Oh, yeah. He

37:56

was so blunt, but he's Scottish and it's like

37:58

a different country. time.

38:00

Different time. That was like maybe

38:02

late 80s and early 90s. So

38:05

he was like, yeah, sure, everyone's well. It

38:07

depends if she keeps, I've tried everything. I've

38:10

kicked her. I've threw

38:12

her down the stairway, but she just

38:14

keeps coming back. That dynamic of

38:17

women, kind

38:19

of like almost like what you call it, like

38:21

holding pussy hostage. Yes. Like if you don't do

38:23

what I tell you to do, you'll

38:26

never get to be like. Because he

38:28

knows the situation that I was in where I was messing

38:30

with this chick. And then she was like, well, this

38:33

other person, some other person has wants a

38:35

relationship with me, but I would rather have

38:37

one with you. And I go, but what

38:39

we're having, what we have is awesome. Like

38:41

you can hang with him, but I don't

38:44

know. You was like, go ahead, hang out

38:46

with him. I was going to fuck with

38:48

my boyfriend. What we do and you know,

38:50

do whatever. And she goes, no. So she's

38:52

all of a sudden she's like, we can't

38:54

do this anymore because we can't sleep

38:56

together. Cock block my

38:59

fucking fun. Right. And he cock

39:01

block my phone. No idea that he's just

39:03

like her second choice. Yeah. Cause she was,

39:05

she was like, I want to

39:08

be, you know, he was there at you and his life

39:10

would be changed forever. All I have to do is go,

39:12

all I have to do is go, yo, let's do this.

39:14

It's like, it's like, it's like, you know, it's

39:16

so funny. It's like when I have my ex girlfriend one

39:18

time, you know, she started messing with

39:20

another dude and it was a

39:22

dude that was in, in, in the same gym

39:25

as me. But it was like mean shit, but

39:27

that's all right. Cause I did her dirty plenty

39:30

of time. So I understand. But I

39:32

want, but the dudes look at me like, I go to my

39:34

man, the reason why you there? Cause

39:36

I fucked up. It wasn't cause you got game. It's

39:38

cause I fucked up and then they get cocky. Cause

39:40

I remember

39:43

to tell people that I didn't even give

39:45

a fuck really. But you know, the fact

39:47

that it's in the same proximity, I thought

39:49

that was corny, but I'm saying I fucked

39:51

up. I fucked up.

39:53

That is why you're there. And then I

39:55

could, you got game and you spit Macon

39:57

and when I'm acting right eight, I'm in.

40:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

40:02

I am inpenetrable. Mike, crazy shit. Fuck outta

40:04

here. Crazy shit when the... You don't hear

40:06

what I said? You ladies, I'm inpenetrable. When

40:09

I'm acting right, ain't

40:11

nobody fucking taking my

40:13

woman from me. But

40:16

I ain't shit. That's why

40:18

you're in. I ain't shit. No, no, no.

40:21

So it's funny, so I

40:23

have a thing that I say about that. I go, never

40:27

give ultimatums. Make

40:29

ultimate decisions, don't give ultimatums. What

40:32

do you mean? Okay, so it means when

40:35

somebody goes, if you're

40:37

in a relationship, if you

40:39

do, if you don't do such and such

40:41

and such, then I'm gonna

40:43

go. Or if you don't do such

40:46

and such, if you don't change this,

40:48

then if you change this, I will

40:50

stay. So you're making,

40:52

that's an ultimatum. So

40:55

you're saying, if not this, then that.

40:58

Making an ultimate decision is when you

41:00

make... Because when you give an ultimatum,

41:03

you're negotiating without

41:05

understanding the leverage.

41:08

Because you don't know if

41:11

the ultimatum you're giving is...

41:17

You don't know what your leverage is. And

41:19

you're just saying it. You're saying it,

41:21

but you don't know whether she's gonna

41:23

go, okay, I'll change or I won't

41:26

change or what. So you're giving this

41:28

option where when you operate on ultimate

41:30

decisions, so I've told

41:32

you I don't like this. You

41:35

don't go, if you keep doing this, I'm

41:38

gonna leave. Because then what you're saying is...

41:41

When people say that 99% of the

41:43

time, because... But

41:46

a lot of people don't know that.

41:49

You studied it and you found that

41:51

loophole, but a lot of people, which

41:53

is not natural, go, hey, if you

41:55

keep punching me in the face, I'm

41:57

leaving. Yeah,

42:00

that's what you don't understand. You're saying that

42:02

after he just punched you in the face. Oh,

42:05

right. Like, so you didn't, you didn't, it's like,

42:07

it's like... You should have left the first punch.

42:09

Right. So it's like, it's like... Or block it.

42:11

What? It's like... I'm just kidding, guys.

42:13

I don't condone any of this. I've never hit

42:15

a woman before in my life, so just to

42:18

let you guys know that. Go ahead. It's like,

42:20

it's like calling somebody up to break up with

42:22

them. Well,

42:25

that's what people do. They call them up

42:27

to break up with... Instead of going face

42:29

to face with them? No, just... If

42:32

somebody's not calling you... Someone's...

42:34

Okay. If somebody's not calling you anymore, it's because

42:36

they don't want to be with you. But

42:40

sometimes people want to face, they want to see it. They

42:42

want closure. They want to see

42:44

it from... They don't want that weird

42:46

behavior. They go, hey, what's the matter?

42:49

That's normal to go, you haven't called me

42:51

in this long. Right, but most people do

42:54

that. Yes. I'm just saying

42:56

it's not obvious. I'm just saying, if

42:58

I don't want to be around somebody, I stop

43:00

calling them. Okay.

43:03

And then when they call me, if they call

43:05

me and say, hey, what's

43:07

up? I go, well, I didn't like this and

43:10

I don't want to be treated that way. Okay.

43:12

And then they go, they'll say... They can't

43:16

say, well, I'm going to keep

43:18

doing... Yeah, I already know that you're

43:20

going to keep doing that, that's why I left. Yeah,

43:23

but you just left, you didn't call them anymore.

43:25

Hold on. Why

43:29

can't you at least send them a text, say, hey, you know

43:31

what? I don't think that this is really

43:33

working out. I don't know that I did it. I did it.

43:36

I do that. But you just go. I'm

43:38

going to tell you why. Go, go. I don't

43:41

just say I'm not... Are you doing that so they can get

43:43

back? No, no, because I don't do... I never

43:45

do it. I don't play games. Like I

43:47

don't... It's not game. Real

43:50

game is no game. You know what I mean? So

43:53

what I'm saying is if

43:55

I've said you do... Listen,

43:59

I'm... don't like when you do that. Like

44:02

so something happens in there's a

44:04

conflict maybe maybe somebody's rude to

44:07

waitresses or rude. Yeah that ain't ever happening.

44:10

I just after that date I just I'm not

44:13

calling you. No no no I would first say

44:16

at the restaurant I would say listen I

44:18

don't like that. Yes. So when you're around

44:21

me please don't disrespect. The

44:23

next time that happens I don't I don't

44:25

call you. I'm not gonna call you and

44:27

say I told you before I already told

44:29

you once. Right. So you're doing it you're

44:31

basically saying I don't give a fuck what

44:33

you like or what you I'm gonna do

44:35

what I want to do. Right. So what

44:37

is there to talk about? Yeah.

44:40

Right. So you already know what the foundation

44:42

is so somebody will call you up and

44:44

go um you

44:46

know and I told you this happened

44:49

I was like it was this chick that

44:51

um was like all of

44:53

us I was like look what's up

44:55

with the there's no head. Right. And

44:57

she was like well I'm

44:59

not really good at it. Well

45:02

I'm here to practice. Yeah yeah yeah. Believe

45:05

in yourself. Right. Believe

45:07

in yourself. If you believe

45:09

you will achieve. Fuck that.

45:11

That should be your resolution.

45:14

And then. Suck it dick

45:16

better. You all

45:18

hear this ladies. If you do

45:20

not suck dick well listen you

45:22

can get better at it. It's an action.

45:25

Do you understand? It's like kissing. There's

45:27

some people that don't know how to. I

45:29

hate women that don't know how to kiss.

45:31

Man I hate women that don't know how

45:33

to kiss. That is the fucking worst. That's

45:35

gross. You know what I

45:37

don't like either? I'm gonna be real. Women with

45:39

ugly tongues. You ever. No.

45:41

You ever. Like a cat tongue? No. Where

45:44

they got. It's just weird. Some of

45:46

them are. No. Some women have weird tongues

45:48

man. Like what? Healthy tongue.

45:51

I like healthy tongue. You know what that is. What is it? You're

45:53

a health do. And so you're like a buzzard. You

46:00

know what I mean? Like a buzzard buzzers

46:02

a fucked up bird. No, but buzzard, you

46:04

know how their heads are red Yes, the

46:06

heads of red shows the healthiness of the

46:08

bird of the buzzard. Yeah of the

46:11

buzzard Okay So if the if the

46:13

red or their head is the

46:15

healthier so when somebody you know that from

46:17

Alex and everything else If your tongue is

46:19

coated or it's fucked up. Yeah Something

46:24

yeah, I don't like ugly tongues or that

46:26

when they feel weird I just that is

46:28

the biggest turnoff is when you can a

46:31

girl can't kiss motherfucker that makes me mad

46:33

Like I listen it just there's you know

46:35

the people that just they don't know how

46:39

There's a way you can learn and get better.

46:41

Also you can get better But what is that

46:44

if you think about that? What is that reminiscent

46:46

of that's reminiscent of somebody

46:48

not being present Like

46:50

somebody that can't kiss. Yeah, because

46:53

wow, you okay, so Okay,

46:56

if this is the first time we kiss right we're Not

47:00

you and I pop pause pause like

47:02

a motherfucker on that one Yo

47:07

camera camera first of all, I

47:10

give a shout out to fucking Cameron

47:12

and mace their show It

47:14

is what it is. It is all

47:16

fucking funny. It's so fun

47:18

to watch. They are the best

47:20

right now God they're

47:23

bad goofy like we're goofy. Yeah

47:26

And they pause on each other all

47:29

maybe like this. Yo, I was about

47:31

to say yo pause on that Pause

47:34

on that and made like man He's

47:44

like no pause on that you knew exactly yeah

47:47

Yo, that shit was weird when you said that

47:50

shit up for Harlem fuck all that

47:52

bullshit you're talking they make me laugh

47:54

Because it's so honest. It was so

47:56

and they're really funny. Yeah, maybe They're

48:00

fucking hilarious. Did you shout out to you guys?

48:02

That's a fucking great show man. That show is

48:04

fantastic What does it go up the thing that

48:06

it is what it is? It's

48:09

so and they interview OJ OJ is

48:11

like a regular on there. Oh my

48:13

yo yo, OJ,

48:16

let me tell you something there's a seat

48:18

there's a there's an episode where OJ's on

48:20

zoom and Mason's

48:22

talking to OJ going but you

48:25

gotta realize man You know if

48:27

you if you want to win games, you gotta

48:29

like have more wins than losses And OJ goes,

48:32

you know one thing about you. You're an expert on

48:34

the obvious He

48:40

goes you are really an expert on the obvious

48:44

One time I'm watching them and it's just they

48:47

go yo, I'm just saying it's just

48:50

Yo, it's dope that we could be

48:52

together and have fun and be

48:54

able to get paid together It's

48:56

like such a genuine

48:59

love for each other

49:01

really It's

49:05

don't let me do that. No, I'm saying love

49:08

do that show Because

49:10

the girl cracks up. She must be having

49:12

a ball all the time. He's just dying

49:14

laughing But she's the mediator, which is great.

49:16

Yeah, you gotta have somebody it. They're so

49:19

good, man I laugh my every time funny

49:21

and I follow them so I'll pop it.

49:23

I go off shit It's

49:25

just well, I just good for

49:27

them. Yeah, you know, Mason camera. I'm a shout

49:29

out the map I want

49:32

so back up the the thing is

49:34

okay the kissing. Yeah, not being able

49:36

to kiss is is it is a

49:39

is a red

49:42

flag of unawareness, okay

49:44

and or Overbearing

49:47

this. Oh really? Right

49:49

so or or So

49:52

like if you ever see a gorilla did

49:54

that um that and

49:56

like her mouth is overbeats like this. Yeah. Yeah

49:58

It's a lot to me Well,

50:00

that's because she's not really paying

50:03

attention to you. Like

50:05

if she's just an expression of her, aggressive.

50:09

And she's not even reading the C

50:12

if you're on the same. Like this should

50:14

be like a great kiss. It's like a

50:16

dance, bro. You

50:19

know, like when kids would play that game

50:21

mirror, they would stand and they would do

50:23

that. You know, you ever see two

50:25

kids that are so in sync that

50:27

you can't tell who's initiating the movement

50:29

and who's following. That's a great kiss.

50:33

It has to be a, you

50:35

have to get in sync. So if you

50:37

get somebody, if your mouth is like regular

50:40

open and you get a girl and she's

50:42

tongue. Yo, this is the worst. So

50:48

what is that? This

50:52

is rude. She's rude. She's

50:54

a rude. She's a little tip tongue.

50:57

The sharp tongue is like somebody that doesn't want

50:59

your mouth. I don't really kiss with my, I

51:01

had a girl tell me she don't kiss with

51:04

her tongue. Yeah they just, she wants

51:06

to do clothes, lip, hip. She

51:08

does the Muppet mouth. Like two

51:11

little goldfish saying, like, if I

51:13

like you, I'm gonna eat your

51:15

ass. Like how

51:18

we not going, how we can't kiss? Yeah.

51:21

I'm gonna eat your ass. Like what the fuck

51:23

are you talking about? Yeah you eating ass. So

51:26

like we are not in sync. No.

51:29

I asked the chat and almost everyone says

51:31

hygiene is the biggest thing. Yes. Bad

51:34

breath. Yo, I don't like girls. That's traffic

51:36

that big women was his thing. No,

51:39

they like big women. No, he said what's

51:41

the biggest turnoff. Almost everyone went

51:43

to hygiene like bad breath. Big

51:45

big big women. Like, listen, there's people that like.

51:47

That's just more of a type. Yeah.

51:50

Yeah. And my thing, if

51:52

it's a woman that's big too, the better

51:54

hygiene better be on point. But you don't

51:56

really find big girls that ain't clean. No,

51:58

right. That's right. Anybody can be

52:01

there. They have to be.

52:03

They have to be. There

52:05

are a lot of crevices.

52:07

There's little unknown caves and

52:09

caverns and fucking cul-de-sacs. And

52:12

you have to fucking clean yours. I

52:14

was watching Felipe. Shout out to Felipe

52:16

as well. I love Felipe. I did

52:18

a joke about he was dating this

52:21

big older woman and he was

52:23

doing cocaine and he sniffed

52:26

cocaine under her titty

52:28

and it was deodorant. Felipe,

52:35

I did his podcast called

52:37

What's Up, Fu? Like

52:40

this is the Mexican seal of

52:42

approval. He

52:44

does that whistle. This

52:47

is the Mexican seal of approval. What's

52:50

up, Fu? I love

52:52

me some Felipe Esparza. What a

52:54

funny guy. What underrated. Underrated. He's

52:57

the co-host of the Eric Andre

52:59

show. Really? He's

53:02

very funny. He's perfect for the show.

53:05

Dude, he's perfect. Good for him. Oh, he's going

53:07

to blow his shit up. That's awesome. He's

53:10

doing it. He's so great. But

53:13

the kiss is a prerequisite

53:15

too because it's your personality.

53:17

Yes. You shouldn't be

53:20

too forward. You shouldn't be prudish

53:22

and you should be looking at

53:24

each other to see where we

53:26

fit in. So it's

53:28

another red flag if somebody's not kissing

53:30

right. Chances are y'all are not going to

53:32

sink sexually. Yeah. Yeah. It's

53:34

like someone could like you a lot

53:37

and they just suck at it. This

53:39

is bad. That shit is like, oh,

53:41

I'm not looking for it. You know what? A chick

53:43

that spits in your mouth is probably going to... She's

53:45

probably going to try and peg you. I had a

53:48

girl who wanted to spit in my mouth. She's going,

53:50

let me spit in your mouth. I was like, fuck

53:52

out of here. You're going to like spit, hock a

53:54

lube in my fucking mouth. And she's dope too. But

53:57

I'm like, you're going to spit in my mouth. I'm going

53:59

to fucking... I'm gonna spit if

54:01

I like you down you're down with

54:03

them You I'm so

54:05

damn someone spit me a mouth, but we're

54:07

not talking about where I'm not sure goes

54:09

where we go Hey, how you doing? How

54:11

was your day? No, they don't do that

54:13

though. They don't they don't wait. Hold on

54:19

Open your mouth Like

54:23

a blues brother I Think

54:29

no, I think it's like a light spit

54:31

in your mouth There

54:36

you go Mike Let

54:40

me tell you why fuck you don't do the big

54:45

Casual to let me say a

54:47

fucking to if you put

54:49

the actual top if you put the bait on

54:51

the hook The freaks will always bite

54:58

Kind of like haka-luki like they cut you off in

55:00

traffic Like

55:03

casual First

55:10

of all, I don't like that projectile power

55:12

right there because if she just

55:14

goes maybe just leak it in like Yeah,

55:17

yeah, yeah, so that's sort of like a

55:19

stroke victim, you know, just fucking I

55:23

can handle that all of that is there's

55:25

a congruency Yeah with

55:27

the way that they you know how

55:29

while it is Yeah, how while she

55:32

is or how prude she is and

55:34

this should be a meetup And I

55:36

also feel like it's you know,

55:38

like a casual to has

55:40

to be in the context You

55:43

gotta be having a session you

55:45

gotta you can't just pull out like you can't believe

55:48

how was your day? No,

55:50

you have to be okay, I don't I cuz

55:53

she's like the room bit in your mouth as

55:55

like yo, nah Man, I don't know

55:57

what the fuck did you want you to spit in her?

56:00

No, I don't I don't know if she did

56:02

I think she just said she didn't

56:04

do it But I'm like, nah now she

56:06

goes you can I speak I go now you can't

56:09

I just look at her now Yeah,

56:14

no that breaks the whole flow like this

56:17

no No, you

56:19

can't spit my fucking mouth. It's not gonna happen What

56:22

do you mean I can feel myself feeling

56:24

like she spits like catch it. Yeah, fuck

56:26

That means you gotta taste her fucking saliva.

56:28

I mean, I'll at least slide It

56:32

slowly doubt your throat could you lay it

56:34

down I assume it's hot lava going down

56:37

your chest And I'm like

56:39

that. I'm like this. Uh, you know

56:41

like obviously when you kiss somebody you're

56:43

using saliva already But I don't

56:45

need you to ball it up. I Don't

56:49

need you to don't elect it We

56:52

go in my savings It's

56:55

like hey you want to do anal now

56:57

I rather ball up some doodoo and rub

56:59

it on your dick On

57:08

your crotch and I'm gonna throw a doodoo ball

57:10

right right I wanted you to stick your dick

57:12

in some my doodoo I'm gonna shit it in

57:14

you stick your dick in there. No, I just

57:16

wanted to do anal and earn it You

57:18

know what? And

57:22

I don't even like doing that I'm not a

57:24

big eight you are you an anal Okay,

57:33

hold on oh Yeah,

57:36

well here we are Talking

57:38

about that doodoo move right there. See

57:41

that anal part. Hey, this Steve

57:43

Harvey right here. I'm gonna tell you this right

57:45

now I don't always go up as somebody booty.

57:47

No, that's a chocolate highway You

57:50

can forget all that now why would I want to

57:52

go up your booty when you're when the coochie right

57:54

there? See that's dirty dick shit right

57:56

there. I'm gonna tell you top five answers on

57:58

the board. Here's the question question they've some

58:00

people are the and don't do with jay

58:04

the committee uh...

58:10

what's happening chat that he's super chat

58:12

going on the chat is absolutely love

58:15

you uh...

58:17

but dot you know i'm a fucking for you

58:20

and i have a problem of the number of

58:22

says the good thing is that she spits on

58:24

you she likely spits on other things you get

58:26

a floppy you know okay yet i did i

58:28

don't know that given yeah i

58:30

met with i had

58:33

somebody do it in the green room okay

58:36

with felicia says

58:38

the lily just right now said happy new year godfrey

58:40

when you come into the bay to the

58:42

bay area of that no one that's cold for

58:44

a no it

58:46

would be well you know you know when

58:48

you give me a nice to your

58:52

first of all bay

58:55

area it is two thousand and twenty

58:57

four alright and i

58:59

need you all to do this that everybody's in the

59:01

chat do

59:03

me a favor and help me out first of

59:05

all all by the way my my i'd

59:07

gee i will talk about it in the second hour

59:10

about my i'd gee my i'd gee account but

59:14

you guys have to go to the websites of

59:16

those comedy clubs if i'm

59:18

in the bay area of san francisco i'd

59:20

do cobs comedy club you

59:23

have to check cops comedy

59:25

club.com check if you saw me

59:27

at that club whatever more than like them coming back

59:29

next year unless i do a theater you'll know check

59:32

those comedy club websites don't

59:35

wait for me to tell you don't

59:37

wait to see a lot because my shit's

59:39

random check that intermittently check it

59:41

like is he there because they think they

59:43

bring out the schedule even if you see

59:45

the first couple months if it's not like

59:48

in mark maybe later on Or

59:50

call them. You'll call them. If you really

59:52

fucking with me you will find me if

59:54

the Beyonce comes to town. You guys will

59:56

do anything you even know You'll even check

59:59

it. Be on. The gonna have a

1:00:01

future tour I'm saying if you're fat

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a Maya Z help me out because

1:00:05

I care I'm trying to let me

1:00:07

explain his two young com. It's have

1:00:09

a series of clubs that they worked

1:00:11

throughout the year. And. Existent

1:00:14

consistently and every year.

1:00:16

They. Come Back Around you Really?

1:00:18

Yes, Cyclical. So you don't understand

1:00:20

that about comics. It's. You've seen

1:00:22

them already, been to a club and

1:00:25

a miss you they are coming around

1:00:27

rather than I'm in around. At least

1:00:29

Sex every eight to ten months. Go!

1:00:31

Oh is he coming back. Because. I

1:00:33

surprised when they go oh wait when

1:00:35

you come back to I go check

1:00:37

the schedule because I might not have

1:00:39

a still have a date yet so

1:00:41

yeah and also my website which is

1:00:43

really important People on the chat. Godfrey.

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live.com Undies you all that are on

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the Sat. Go. To Godfrey live.com

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and leave your email so I can

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send you an email Blast! As. Very

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important I can send you that email

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blast Way to the bottom out. As

1:00:59

far out there it is right here.

1:01:01

How far you win here? When you

1:01:03

a whole year is booked out on.

1:01:06

Its. Thinking about maybe

1:01:08

like. Fab. March smart

1:01:10

I meet Result I got some dates

1:01:12

already order to further our girls are

1:01:15

already got some our rid of felons

1:01:17

the I feel it it feels it

1:01:19

as you got some but by march

1:01:21

you with news really a sometimes. Some.

1:01:23

Clubs don't haven't given up the dates yeah

1:01:25

is the of a given out the awful

1:01:27

other on March. March is usually a good

1:01:29

amount of shit. every added sometimes it changes

1:01:31

the the as you know you know such

1:01:33

as you hoped that you have a change

1:01:35

because you booked a big ass film or

1:01:38

some dope shit like that. Going to Supercharge

1:01:40

was was the superchamp it it number that

1:01:42

I didn't know. You guys are live Happy

1:01:44

New Year from your home town of the

1:01:46

Chai Godfrey and to use well don't know

1:01:48

what a Happy New year. Let me tell

1:01:50

you some Happy New Year. On

1:01:52

As good as. So. I

1:01:56

hope that twenty twenty four. You.

1:01:58

know i hope that it's like

1:02:01

seriously not to sound corny. I

1:02:03

hope that whatever you guys trying

1:02:05

to improve on like languages like

1:02:07

we're trying to really languages organization

1:02:11

my sleep that's what I really want

1:02:13

to work on my sleep meditation I'm J2 meditating

1:02:17

two days in a row because I said I'll do it in 2020

1:02:19

and I start fucking around I bullshitted

1:02:21

meditation is not easy by the way

1:02:23

cuz I'm a I'm a moving

1:02:25

motherfucker and my mind is all over but I

1:02:27

said I gotta do it cuz I want to

1:02:29

see the results you know and then

1:02:32

I didn't disbelief hits me I go

1:02:34

maybe that shit's bullshit I go nah man

1:02:36

I can't no so I want to do

1:02:38

it so I can see results I have

1:02:41

meditation time management I

1:02:44

do what's your goal in meditation

1:02:46

like what do you what's

1:02:48

the objective my goal is

1:02:50

to manifest through mental

1:02:53

to through mental power man to really to

1:02:56

calm my thoughts down to

1:02:59

focus on things that I want

1:03:02

and to make it happen through

1:03:04

meditation like because

1:03:06

I've I've listened like here's who

1:03:08

I listen to dr.

1:03:11

Joe dispenser do

1:03:13

me a favor Mike show dr.

1:03:15

Joe dispenser I love this dude I

1:03:17

bought his book he's like

1:03:20

the leading like spiritual and

1:03:22

he's a science got neuroscience doctor

1:03:25

in neuroscience and he combined

1:03:27

spirituality and science which is very important

1:03:30

and he has all these different he's

1:03:32

one of the biggest lecturers around there's

1:03:35

dr. Joe dispenser oh I watch his

1:03:37

interviews and he is interviewed with everybody

1:03:39

he's awesome I really like him

1:03:42

I've listened to a you should check

1:03:44

him out well and he talks about

1:03:46

the science and the proof of science

1:03:49

on how you know habits that are

1:03:51

formed how when

1:03:54

you do change you know changing of your

1:03:56

ways whether it's bad habits good habits you

1:03:58

know it does make a difference in your

1:04:00

life, like just the

1:04:05

synaptic connections that happen when you're

1:04:07

learning new things. And

1:04:10

it's all about attracting what

1:04:12

you continue to do, having

1:04:15

the same kind of mentality, whether it's negative

1:04:17

or things that are happening in your life

1:04:19

that are always the same thing. You get

1:04:21

the same results because you're not changing. And

1:04:23

they've proven it through meditation,

1:04:26

through scientific experiments, that changing

1:04:28

of your thoughts does change

1:04:30

the outcome in your life.

1:04:32

Internally changes it externally. And

1:04:35

as much as I've read, I've

1:04:37

read, listen, Jerry

1:04:41

and Esther Hicks, these

1:04:43

are people from the Hay Out, just the Esther Hicks,

1:04:46

Ernest Holmes, The Science of Mind, I've

1:04:48

read, like Law of Attraction with Jerry

1:04:50

and Esther Hicks, I've read, what

1:04:55

is it, Napoleon Hill, The Master

1:04:57

Keistah Success, Think and

1:04:59

Grow Rich. I've read Florence

1:05:03

Scavill-Schin, you know, you

1:05:06

Attract What You Think, Florence

1:05:09

Scavill-Schin. I've listened to The

1:05:11

Science of Getting Rich by Wallace Wattles, which

1:05:13

was written in 1911. And

1:05:17

sometimes you need different people to pay the

1:05:19

same shit. I've read, I've looked,

1:05:21

and I never really practiced as hard because

1:05:23

I'd be on a roll that I doubt

1:05:25

shit. And in our business, the

1:05:28

business of what we're in, when you

1:05:30

see people making it through selling their

1:05:33

souls and doing fuck shit, you go,

1:05:35

wow, can I like

1:05:37

really manifest without some

1:05:40

old man putting his finger in my butt so I can be

1:05:42

Iron Man? I would like

1:05:44

to be Iron Man through mental power. If

1:05:46

I meditate and I want to be

1:05:48

a Marvel character, is that going to happen? But

1:05:51

I don't think it's happening because I'm not putting the work

1:05:53

in. You know, I want to

1:05:56

be able to go, oh, I

1:05:58

want to manifest this with my own.

1:06:00

Manhood intact my dignity intact. I want

1:06:02

to do my work and I want

1:06:04

all those evil dirty motherfuckers out of

1:06:06

the way But they

1:06:08

say when you do the work Things

1:06:11

happen They all happen.

1:06:14

You're not gonna know how it's gonna happen,

1:06:16

but it's gonna happen, you know,

1:06:18

and it's very important Hey, if you can

1:06:22

Mike sent show me Dr.

1:06:25

Joe dispense in action like find

1:06:27

somewhere he's talking about something Manifesting

1:06:30

or something man He's

1:06:33

awesome. He's so mellow calm, but he's

1:06:35

really a humble guy and I just

1:06:37

like you. I like you That

1:06:47

just appeared to be too stubborn and time

1:06:49

looks like to change Will Smith And

1:06:52

if you ask me that question Just a

1:06:54

few years ago I probably would have a

1:06:56

different answer than I do today because if

1:06:59

you look at a lot of the work That

1:07:03

we're studying in terms of human change

1:07:05

and human transformation We've

1:07:08

seen people with really difficult path

1:07:10

really brutal paths that were

1:07:13

abused and traumatized at a very early

1:07:15

age and then repeated

1:07:18

traumas that took place in people's lives

1:07:21

and they had night terrors and They

1:07:26

couldn't be in relationships. They had social

1:07:28

anxiety. They had a lot

1:07:30

of health conditions We've

1:07:32

seen them completely change completely

1:07:35

changed to be happy people again to to

1:07:38

free themselves from the past and so I

1:07:42

would never put a limitation on Change

1:07:46

because I just don't think You

1:07:49

can really predict that I think many people that are learning

1:07:52

how to change And

1:07:54

they understand what they're doing and why they're

1:07:56

doing it and how it gets

1:07:58

easier. I think For the most

1:08:00

part, people can change all kinds of things. And when

1:08:02

they do change, our research

1:08:05

shows that their brain changes, their heart

1:08:07

rate changes, their gene expression

1:08:09

changes. There's thousands of

1:08:11

metabolites that are being released into

1:08:13

their bloodstream that weren't

1:08:16

there prior. Yeah, this is like, this

1:08:18

dude is the real deal. It's

1:08:21

like science experiment. And you know, a

1:08:23

lot of times when you back it with science, it

1:08:26

really helps people. Because you know, motherfuckers

1:08:28

can't see it or they go, whatever.

1:08:31

You know what I mean? And... Well,

1:08:33

there's also, you'll ever notice, like I'm always

1:08:35

weird, like, because everybody on the internet, there's

1:08:37

so many... So many motherfuckers. ...full of shit.

1:08:40

Yeah, of course. But whenever you, whenever I

1:08:43

watch a dude, just watching him, there's

1:08:45

a congruency with his

1:08:48

demeanor and what he's saying.

1:08:51

Whenever you see, you

1:08:54

know, like when you're a kid, you do a math

1:08:56

problem, the teacher would say, show me the work. Show

1:08:58

the work. So there's always

1:09:00

a congruence, there has to be a

1:09:03

congruency. Because when somebody is saying one

1:09:05

thing and the energy is different, it

1:09:07

always is a, I always take pause

1:09:09

to that. I don't discount them

1:09:11

100%. But it's a

1:09:13

red flag. Let me look deeper and... Yeah,

1:09:16

yeah. And it's

1:09:19

funny because I did

1:09:21

this video on my podcast

1:09:24

about Jordan Peterson. Okay.

1:09:26

The Canadian guy. And so every... He's blue

1:09:28

to fuck up, right? Yes. But

1:09:31

there's always been this

1:09:33

inconsistency about him where

1:09:37

he doesn't really say, you know, he does

1:09:39

like Deepak Chopra. Deepak. Words

1:09:42

and flowery. Deepak

1:09:45

Chopra is the worst. Jordan

1:09:47

Peterson is the same. Like

1:09:49

shit. Mike, did I send

1:09:51

you to the Jordan Peterson thing? Jordan Peterson

1:09:53

is one of those dudes. I've seen him

1:09:55

cry because he says we're losing our manhood.

1:09:57

Well, first of all, he's a white supremacist.

1:09:59

Well, he's a white supremacist. That's the

1:10:01

first thing. So he's always, he talks

1:10:04

about how there's no, he

1:10:06

talks about identity

1:10:10

politics. But

1:10:12

identity politics is always what

1:10:15

liberals say. But

1:10:18

if you, NASCAR, like, so when

1:10:20

you say welfare mother, that's identity

1:10:23

politics too. But so is

1:10:25

NASCAR dad. When you

1:10:27

think of NASCAR dad, you know. It's a white guy.

1:10:30

It's a white guy. Soccer mom. White

1:10:32

woman. So it's- Welfare, black

1:10:34

people. So somehow, he

1:10:36

talks about stuff that

1:10:39

he doesn't know what he's talking about. And then

1:10:41

a lot of times he doesn't make a, he

1:10:43

never makes a clear position on

1:10:45

anything. Yeah. You know,

1:10:47

so like- He just jumps from different shit to different things.

1:10:49

And then he uses words, he puts big words together. Yeah.

1:10:52

So, and then he makes you feel dumb about,

1:10:55

because you don't know what he's talking about.

1:10:57

So if you're insecure, you're going to go,

1:11:00

oh, I just don't get it. This is

1:11:02

above me. So I'm, so this becomes my

1:11:04

cult leader because he's so much, when the

1:11:06

reality is, and this is

1:11:09

something about all the stuff that I,

1:11:11

that I would talk about, my philosophy

1:11:13

of relationships and stuff, I'm clear about

1:11:15

where my position is. Because

1:11:18

if you really want somebody to

1:11:20

learn something, you say it

1:11:22

in the most simple way because you want

1:11:24

people to get it. When

1:11:26

you're being- Full of shit. If

1:11:28

you're using, and I'm not saying he

1:11:30

can't have a vocabulary. No,

1:11:32

but he's clouding a lot of shit. On

1:11:35

purpose. Yes. So, so if

1:11:37

you're like, okay, like if you go, if

1:11:39

you go to a lawyer and a lawyer

1:11:41

is talking in legal leave and you're paying

1:11:43

this guy, you got a $10,000, a $5,000 retainer and

1:11:45

you ask him and

1:11:47

he's using legal words that you don't understand,

1:11:49

there's only two reasons why he does that.

1:11:52

Number one, he doesn't want you to know what he's talking

1:11:54

about. Number two,

1:11:56

he's so unaware of the fact

1:11:58

that who he's- talking to that

1:12:01

he speaks like this not knowing that

1:12:03

everybody's not a lawyer. Yeah. Both

1:12:06

things are a red flag because why do I

1:12:08

want somebody representing me who

1:12:10

doesn't understand my point of view and

1:12:13

I definitely don't want somebody who's intentionally

1:12:16

being deceptive. Right. So

1:12:18

when you ask Jordan Peece, does he be, does he,

1:12:21

you believe in God? What

1:12:23

is, what do we mean by God? What

1:12:25

it means by believe? What do

1:12:27

we mean by, like everything is so.

1:12:29

Yeah. Unsure. It's

1:12:32

like you're, but you're doing that. You're

1:12:34

being deceptive because you don't want to,

1:12:36

you don't want to upset people. Oh,

1:12:38

the Nikki Haley thing. Did you see the. Oh,

1:12:41

about the, about the slavery. Yeah. Yo,

1:12:44

Nikki Haley avoiding slavery. Nesmarata.

1:12:47

Yeah. That's her real

1:12:49

name. Nesmarata. Nesmarata, Vindaloo, uh,

1:12:51

Salgunir, uh, fucking Samosa.

1:12:53

Nesmarata. That's her whole name.

1:12:55

Samosa, Fagunir, Chicken Tiki Masala.

1:12:58

Nikki Haley. Vishnu,

1:13:01

Vishnu, Vishnu Vaka. Nikki

1:13:04

Haley Vishnu Vaka. Okay. I

1:13:06

have a video here that says Nikki Haley declined to

1:13:08

say the US Civil War was about slavery. Oh,

1:13:11

this is amazing. This is amazing. All right.

1:13:14

Well, don't come with an easy question. run.

1:13:17

The freedoms and what people could and couldn't. What do you think the cause

1:13:19

of the Civil War was? We didn't ask you. We didn't ask you, you

1:13:21

dumbass. Okay. I'm

1:13:24

not funny to present. You know? You

1:13:27

know? You're a

1:13:29

good thing on

1:13:32

the cause of the Civil War. What's the cause? I

1:13:34

mean, I think it always comes into the role of

1:13:36

government. Well, what's the way

1:13:38

the people are? Wow.

1:13:40

And we, I will always

1:13:42

stand by the facts. But

1:13:47

I think government was intended to

1:13:49

secure the way to freedom to the people.

1:16:00

When you see something, this is what I'm saying,

1:16:02

especially with the internet where there's so much information

1:16:06

available, the inconsistencies

1:16:08

and the

1:16:10

lack of stating the

1:16:13

obvious truth is

1:16:15

intentional, it's deceptive. You're

1:16:18

being deceptive because you don't want to offend the

1:16:20

base. Whatever the base is,

1:16:22

you don't want... The reality is

1:16:24

that they're going to fuck with her anyway whether or

1:16:26

not she says it or not. A

1:16:28

lot of times when you're

1:16:30

satisfying, it's like when a black person is

1:16:33

dogging black people like Candace Owens. You know

1:16:35

Candace Owens reminds me of that

1:16:37

white girl, Kelly, whatever, from Fox. What's

1:16:39

her name? Kelly McEnany. They look like

1:16:41

each other, but she's white. They

1:16:43

look like each other. The black and brown version

1:16:45

of McEnany. The brown version of each other. What's

1:16:47

her name, Kelly? Kelly McEnany. Kelly

1:16:49

McEnany? Yeah. McEnany,

1:16:52

okay. I didn't know what... McEnany, McEnany.

1:16:54

McEnany? McEnany, I think. Is it McEnany

1:16:56

or Pickaninny? What with the big eyes?

1:16:58

Is it Pickaninny? She's got the big eyes. She's

1:17:00

kind of attractive. She's got the big eyes. Does she

1:17:02

have big eyes? Yeah, she... Kelly, you know

1:17:04

the one. She was the spokesman for Trump. Yeah,

1:17:07

she's the famous one. She's

1:17:09

kind of a good looking lady. Kelly

1:17:11

McEnany. Kelly McEnany. No. McEnany.

1:17:14

Show a picture of her. Is it Kelly McEnany?

1:17:16

Kelly McEnany. Kelly McEnany? That's

1:17:19

her. Is that her? No,

1:17:22

not her. That's another attractive one.

1:17:24

No. Different white chick

1:17:26

Fox News name Kelly. Fox News. Would

1:17:29

you smash? Yeah. You

1:17:31

know who wanted him to marry her? Who?

1:17:40

Ryan Reese. Wait, she wanted... Ryan Reese, that girl right

1:17:42

there? That girl right there? Yeah. Wow.

1:17:46

All right. Yeah. Ryan Reese,

1:17:48

she was... Like, I want to marry you. Yeah,

1:17:50

and she ended up married the dude she is now

1:17:52

because she wanted to get married. But Ryan Reese was

1:17:54

the first... All right, Ryan. No, not her. She's

1:17:57

on Fox News. She's not like a press... secretary

1:18:02

Kelly I know the other

1:18:04

one Fox, you know, Kelly damn it

1:18:07

Kelly Kelly Megan's coming up. Is

1:18:10

it Kelly Megan? I think it's a Megan

1:18:12

Kelly No, Megan

1:18:14

Kelly In

1:18:18

coming up who Megan

1:18:23

McCain is Kelly

1:18:30

Candace Owens they kind of look the

1:18:32

same they talk the same But

1:18:35

I'll find it. Oh, man Fox

1:18:39

Fox new I think it's Fox new She's

1:18:42

an anchor. She's blonde, you know Fox love

1:18:44

a they love not Megan Kelly Can

1:18:48

you show a picture? That's

1:18:50

her. Yeah, Megan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:18:52

She reminds me of Candace

1:18:55

Owens. Well, you know, she's the one they

1:18:57

kind of look like Jesus and Santa Claus

1:19:00

Yeah, I know they look alike. He's mad

1:19:03

She's a nice-looking lady though. I know she reminds

1:19:05

me I'm trying to not see the pretty and

1:19:08

I'm like damn She's

1:19:10

an ass but yeah, I don't see own and

1:19:12

fatal attract. What was the movie? Oh, she crosses

1:19:14

her like she reminds me of the actor from

1:19:16

the Amazon

1:19:19

Prime movie about this the soccer

1:19:21

players The the series

1:19:24

that went crazy. It's like blew up Ted

1:19:27

lasso. Yes. Okay. He looks like

1:19:29

the owner. Okay. Oh, yeah Yeah,

1:19:31

you have that kind of or

1:19:33

or Robin whatever from the Kevin

1:19:35

Spacey joint What's the one the

1:19:37

the political one that he got kicked off of? House

1:19:42

of cards A

1:19:47

lot of times Fox always gets those

1:19:49

like good Hardcore blonde women that are

1:19:51

they know they're racist. Yeah, they're mean

1:19:54

erases, but dudes want to smash. Yeah,

1:19:56

like it's like Because

1:20:00

Ann Coulter was one of

1:20:02

them, but she's a skeleton. But she was

1:20:04

messing with, I think, Jimmy Walker. Yes, she

1:20:06

was messing with me. She was dating J.J.

1:20:08

from Good Bloods.

1:20:24

She's just doing it to get money.

1:20:26

Because she was enjoying the comedy show.

1:20:29

Then she speaks up for people sometimes

1:20:32

too. It's a grift

1:20:34

though. A

1:20:37

lot of the people on the right, a lot

1:20:39

of people on the right, it's a grift. They're

1:20:45

rich people and they're grifting

1:20:48

poor people by telling them

1:20:50

what they want to hear, using

1:20:53

their whiteness as

1:20:55

the only thing that's important. What's that

1:20:57

statement you always talk about, what

1:20:59

you're going to say about a white guy? If

1:21:01

you could teach him, take ... Oh, well,

1:21:03

Lyndon Baines Johnson, they said, how do

1:21:06

you throw our white

1:21:08

people to vote for you? I

1:21:10

just tell them they're not black. Yeah. Yeah.

1:21:13

Well, you know, he's ... Get a white man? What's

1:21:15

the whole statement? The thing is, you said it before.

1:21:17

What's the quote? What quote? The quote

1:21:19

where he says, if you want to let a white ...

1:21:21

You want to control

1:21:23

a white man, just ... It's

1:21:26

Lyndon Baines, right? I think it's Lyndon Baines, right? He has

1:21:28

a quote. You said the quote. I said ...

1:21:31

How do you get a person to ... I've heard you say the

1:21:33

quote, the whole ... If you want to get a ... Ah,

1:21:36

I don't know. You know what I'm talking about. Maybe we'll

1:21:38

think about it in the next hour, because we're going to

1:21:40

take a look. Is it Lyndon B. Johnson? Lyndon

1:21:42

B. Johnson? His quote is, if you want to

1:21:44

convince the lowest white man he's better than the

1:21:47

best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his

1:21:49

pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on,

1:21:51

and he'll empty his pockets for you. Damn. I

1:21:54

paraphrased it, maybe, but that's something else. No,

1:22:00

you know, it's crazy. Yeah. Well, hey, we're

1:22:02

in an hour, right? We are

1:22:04

we have a couple super chats. Let's see the super chats

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1:22:27

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the some of these guys you would Mire

1:22:31

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Niro calm you want a

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consultation one-on-ones? Dante Niro

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calm click on consults Man,

1:23:50

it's good to be back. It's

1:23:52

good to be back, right? Yeah,

1:23:54

I missed you bro say Say

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man It's awesome, man. It's like I

1:24:01

was in Africa. You was in England. We

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were just doing it. We needed that that

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recharge recharge, you know,

1:24:08

it was awesome and Yeah,

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guys Make sure

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are we as far as YouTube subscribers,

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huh? Where are we Mike? on

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YouTube We

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are 16 away from 400 that

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literally means right now there's 16 people If

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they clicked it right now all you have to do

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let's get 16 people 16

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people people to subscribe subscribe That's

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not subscribe on YouTube. It's free.

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Just click it. Just click. Yo,

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cause It's just

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they gonna do it. Yeah today. It's a

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People there's a guy with

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a sock puppet that it has a million

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subscribers I do

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quality shit and I got and it's like

1:25:07

pulling teeth to get people to subscribe for me

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I don't know gonna do it today. So let's

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do it and that's my goal to really

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really be on that advertising shit I would

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be on it hard keep subscribing.

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Tell your friends and subscribe press that

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they stop full active? Let them stop go

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download all the episodes or anything just be a fan of

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the show and support us another yeah That's very true very

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true But also if you do want to watch every single

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We're 10 away now and away Let's

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wait. By the time we start this part on

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this episode, the next episode will be a 400,000 celebration. Yeah.

1:26:06

Oh, man. This is great. You

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guys, make sure, like I said, my... Oh,

1:26:11

and I'll tell you about what happened to

1:26:13

my IG account when I get back. All

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right? But Godfrey Podcast, follow

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me on TikTok. If you're on TikTok, follow

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right? Go to Godfrey Comedian is

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on TikTok right away. I'm doing lives on

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that. I'm using all my platforms. And also

1:26:39

the shows on TikTok, shows on Twitter now,

1:26:41

X. Oh, we're on Twitter on X? I

1:26:43

believe it's Godfrey Pod. Really? We're

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on X? Okay. We're

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on X, not Threads. We're not on Threads, no?

1:26:50

And then Godfrey Podcast on TikTok. Threads?

1:26:54

Okay, TikTok. I don't think we're on Threads, but to

1:26:56

be honest, I think Threads is kind of... Okay. X

1:26:58

is dope. People are using Threads through Instagram, but

1:27:00

people aren't really logging into Threads as much as

1:27:02

they want to. I need to go into X

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then. Yeah, yeah. All right.

1:27:07

Yeah. All right, so we'll see you guys

1:27:09

in just a little bit. 10 more, 10 more. We'll

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be back.