0:01

Fill her up! You are

0:03

listening to the Gas The

0:30

music is never getting wet It's properly

0:33

released, it's all over the convention Yeah!

0:44

I don't have any sound effects working, but that's

0:46

all good. I got the clapping clapping, no? Oh!

0:49

It hurts! Oh! What's

0:53

up everybody? Oh, I hope that the

0:56

live is working and all this is

0:58

good. We are back, it's another episode

1:00

of In Godfrey We Trust. Damn

1:04

right, In Godfrey We Trust, you know how we

1:06

do. Man, it's always a pleasure

1:08

to be in this bitch. Yo

1:11

man, this equipment is tripping

1:13

me out. I'm hearing some

1:15

fuzz in my headphones. I'm

1:17

hearing some bacon and

1:19

sizzling in my shit. You know what I'm saying? But

1:22

yo, it's so awesome to be doing this.

1:24

Hey, there you go. I

1:27

hope you guys love my little teachers. Donna

1:29

Summer, what you know about Donna Summer, huh? What

1:31

the fuck do you know about Donna Summer? Y'all

1:33

ain't ready for that. Y'all ain't ready for that

1:35

right there. Donna Summer, the queen of

1:38

disco right there. You don't know nothing about Donna

1:40

Summer. You know, Donna Summer was one

1:42

of the... I opened up for her at Jones Beach,

1:44

man. 10,000 people

1:46

and I remember she was so nice to

1:48

me. It was so awesome. She was

1:50

so nice to me and I opened up for her.

1:53

And it was funny because she was running late. She was

1:55

running late and I

1:58

was doing like 20 minutes. They they do like

2:01

twenty minutes fifteenth women as I'm up

2:03

there do my thing on of whatever

2:05

of light. Last all these people until

2:07

my shit up to a wealth spin

2:09

off a sudden a top tier year

2:11

people go It's we want.us we want

2:13

Donna right now and and I go

2:15

shut the fuck up. I'm not done.

2:17

A place where the fuck is. pray

2:19

that ah I see right a late

2:21

so about fifty more minutes mother fucker

2:23

at a way I I was dope.

2:25

it was got a dope and and

2:27

when I got on stage I met

2:29

Donna. At the backstage to like you

2:31

was so if gave me a hug

2:33

as a Donna somebody gave me a

2:35

fucking homes rest in peace to Donna

2:37

Summer But this is a fly sit

2:39

right day all a ready for that

2:42

you know and I'm sad but I

2:44

yo listen I want to thank god

2:46

Fort Lauderdale Dania Beach in our was

2:48

actually Dania Beach Buds by Fort Lauderdale

2:50

Dania Beach you guys came out real

2:52

nice my first time at that club

2:54

it's a new or club or the

2:56

all came out real nice. Appreciates all

2:58

for coming out that was no. Danger

3:01

Beach Improv Fire as the hanging

3:03

out with typically had is whether

3:05

show tonight actually do at As

3:08

Are Pussies in Florida for a

3:10

while so I saw her on

3:12

Thursday been my shoulder Friday Saturday

3:15

Sunday and she got a show

3:17

tonight Dania Beach but I yet

3:19

us it was live as hell

3:22

and this week I'm in Baltimore.

3:24

The understands Baltimore Comedy Factories Baltimore

3:26

Friday Saturday Sunday The Twelve to

3:29

the Fourteenth. And Dante will

3:31

be with me at Baltimore Comedy

3:33

A Factory Baltimore. That's right, I'm

3:35

taking the train. I like taken

3:37

trains. I'm a big train guys

3:39

to those little I love me

3:41

some trades and will take a

3:43

train. I go take no fucking

3:45

plane as as seats whenever it's

3:47

close by. If it's D C

3:49

silly. Baltimore. i like amtrak

3:51

i go abstract i like to

3:54

take trains i really do like

3:56

trained so yes this week baltimore

3:58

comedy factory i I'm getting a

4:00

little tired of y'all asking me

4:03

when you coming back and you don't check

4:05

the schedule of that comedy club. I don't

4:07

understand it. I don't

4:10

understand it. Just check the schedule

4:12

for next year. When a new

4:14

year pops up, go to

4:16

the fucking, the schedule. If

4:19

it's Baltimore Comedy Factory, you go,

4:21

let me go to the baltimorecomedyfactory.com

4:24

and check if we coming back. More than

4:26

likely, usually we're coming back. All

4:28

right, we're coming back. So

4:31

just check the schedule. Help me out,

4:33

man. God damn. Anybody, whether

4:35

it's Cleveland Improv, Addison

4:37

in Dallas, Arlington,

4:40

whether it's Kansas City,

4:42

whether it's Chicago, check

4:44

the fucking website up

4:47

just because I can't be on live all the time.

4:49

I can't catch everybody on live all the time. And

4:51

by the way, I just discovered

4:54

that I've been doing lives

4:56

now. Yeah, they blocked

4:59

my account. It's still blocked to this day.

5:01

It's still blocked. I can't even get to my account.

5:03

What's your account? My account,

5:05

it's the Comedian Godfrey account is

5:08

blocked, but Godfrey Podcast is not

5:10

blocked. The account

5:12

to this podcast is not blocked. I

5:14

am blocked. I can't get to it.

5:16

On Instagram or YouTube? Yeah, Instagram. Okay.

5:19

On Instagram. YouTube, I'm

5:21

using YouTube. I'm using this account

5:24

on YouTube because I have 400, I think 2,000

5:26

subscribers. I

5:29

got 2,000 more because I've been

5:31

going live for the past four days, four

5:33

or five days, and I

5:35

discovered a whole new world. And

5:37

my numbers are way bigger, way better,

5:39

but you know, so I'm doing lives on

5:41

that. I've been doing lives like once or

5:43

twice a day, and it's awesome, and I

5:45

get, they send money and

5:48

the whole nine. And people are

5:50

live now. We got live chats

5:52

going on right now, which is

5:54

awesome. Live chats, Godfrey. We, beyond

5:56

getting 400,000 YouTube subscribers last week,

5:58

we hit another milestone. We have

6:00

200 night owls now, 200 plus, we passed 200.

6:03

And guess what? I was been on

6:05

live talking about it and I got people to join

6:07

too. I've been up... We had a big

6:09

night owl. 200 night owls, this is

6:11

what I'm talking about. Listen, I tell y'all something.

6:14

This is what I'm talking about. That's

6:17

what I'm talking about. I remember there was

6:19

a week, you were like, how many night owls are there? And I said

6:21

eight and you were like, you got to give it a little time. And

6:23

now look. But I was saying, they're

6:25

like, yo man, you underrated, man. You need to

6:27

be like, Rogan and I go. If you don't

6:30

fucking show up, I can't be like those

6:32

guys. If you don't subscribe, it's

6:34

not me begging for me. I'm saying this

6:36

is what we do. It's

6:38

okay. You pay for it. It's

6:41

we're quality. We got good content.

6:43

I mean, Unreal, you're listening to

6:45

some fucking bum ass podcast and

6:47

they got thousands and thousands and

6:49

thousands of subscribers. I'm like, that's

6:52

fine. But what's the matter? You'll say you

6:54

made you the shit, but you didn't subscribe.

6:56

Come on. It's you guys that make

6:59

us. So I'm going to tell you that right now. That's

7:01

facts. You guys put the money in

7:03

our pockets. You're the guys that do it for

7:05

us. So support us and that shit. That's how

7:07

you get to the next level because this business,

7:09

I'm going to tell you, it's all about fucking

7:12

numbers. It don't give a fuck about nothing else

7:14

but numbers and it's all about numbers. But yeah,

7:16

let me. Especially when it's

7:18

independent numbers like that, that are your numbers. Yes.

7:21

They come to you. You build it and

7:23

they will come. They say, why aren't you

7:25

in any movies? You don't show up to

7:27

my shit. Why aren't you?

7:29

Because you keep asking me where the fuck I'm

7:31

going to be and I just left your town. Well, that's

7:33

what makes the ones who do show up that much more

7:36

important. But yeah, the ones that do show up. Listen, speaking

7:38

of showing up, can I announce what we're doing? Just

7:41

early on. For Godfrey,

7:43

I don't know if the fans who noticed this episode,

7:45

like 495 or something, we're about to hit

7:47

500. On

7:50

January 30th. 30th. At 9

7:52

o'clock PM. 9 PM. Stand Comedy

7:54

Club in New York City. We are doing

7:56

the, for the first time ever in Godfrey.

7:58

We trust live 500. episode

8:01

yeah yeah

8:04

yeah 500 tickets

8:06

will be in the description yes tickets are

8:09

available you guys come through I don't want

8:11

people like oh so you love now I'm

8:13

telling you we believe and I'm giving you

8:15

time so it's never did this no excuse

8:17

now I got plenty of people to fill

8:19

that fucking room you know I'm saying so

8:22

it's gonna be fun we got games kind

8:24

of we got guests it's gonna get already

8:26

planned so it's gonna be awesome yeah you

8:28

got some plans yes hell yeah that's

8:31

what I'm talking about so yeah come see us

8:33

live you know I'm saying doing a podcast you

8:35

ain't got to worry about the stand-up but to

8:37

do podcasts if

8:40

we get to chill it's the easy one

8:42

be live on YouTube too so if you're

8:44

just a night owl hanging out rule yeah

8:46

209 fucking night owls what's up what

8:48

up baby fuck

8:50

I'm trying it's gonna give him more because

8:52

I'm hitting these lies like nobody business man

8:54

I was on one live I had a

8:56

thousand fifteen people watching me I was like

8:59

look at this shit yeah I know she

9:01

was going a lot on a oh yeah

9:03

I'm going hard I'm going I'm going

9:05

in that's the Wilbur theater bro what

9:07

I word that's why we're over theater

9:09

so yeah of course you know I

9:12

got to introduce my man right and

9:14

you guys probably was listening to him

9:16

earlier on the man school 202 my

9:18

man Dante Nero in the building what

9:20

up what up what up

9:22

what up what up good to be here

9:25

good to be always good to be here

9:27

that's my man 100 grand and then of

9:29

course we have the beautiful very talented

9:35

comedian and activist and

9:38

you know Palestinian proud

9:40

to be Palestinian which is always

9:42

dope Palestine always and you know

9:44

what's cool is like I never knew what

9:46

the watermelon sign meant okay

9:49

yeah God free texting me randomly one

9:51

day because I see watermelon everywhere

9:53

and it is for the flag

9:56

of Palestine it's the same color

9:58

really We're getting shadow

10:00

banned when we use the Palestinian flag

10:02

emoji. So we're using watermelons instead.

10:05

Wow. Do you think they'll catch on to the

10:07

watermelons too? No, because Michael

10:10

Rappaport decided to make it Israeli

10:12

and made the little seeds into

10:15

Jewish stars and now they're using the watermelon

10:17

too because they steal everything from us. Ooh.

10:20

All right. Hey. Dang

10:23

you. Just saying. Wow. I'm

10:25

sure they have good lawyers. I can't even use a

10:28

watermelon emoji without it being jacked from

10:30

us. No one ever uses

10:32

that emoji. I don't know anybody unless they're

10:34

like throwing it at black people because we

10:36

like watermelon. I love watermelons. I thought it

10:38

was a racist thing like, wow, Palestinians eat

10:41

watermelons? No. You damn sand

10:43

niggas. You're sand niggas. That's what you are.

10:45

You're like, oh, it's a slice. It's a

10:47

slice. No, we just go by the whole

10:49

rhyme. You guys. What's

10:53

hilarious is everybody eats watermelon. I'm not

10:55

even... I might think

10:57

it's greats and shit. You know why watermelon

10:59

is a thing, right? For black people.

11:01

Because it's delicious? No, because it was

11:03

one of the first... That

11:06

when they made it? No, it was one of the first crops.

11:10

That when black people were free, they

11:12

grew watermelons and it gave them independence,

11:15

financial independence, and they were able to

11:17

build businesses behind watermelon. And then white

11:19

people turned it on us and said,

11:22

y'all just know watermelon. You're eating it

11:24

too, fucker. 200

11:26

years later, still eating it. White people eat

11:29

way more watermelon than anybody. They eat

11:31

that. Chicken too, fuck you. They eat

11:33

so much. Who's like, ew,

11:35

fried chicken? Yeah, for real. But

11:38

they used to have watermelon eating contest.

11:40

They put little slave boys and make

11:42

them watermelon eating content and laugh at

11:45

them while they were doing it. Yeah,

11:47

there's footage of this shit. It's

11:49

pretty bad. People were doing that,

11:51

some farmer was selling watermelons and

11:54

buying real estate. Real estate, right. I mean,

11:56

only to have it taken away and burned.

11:58

Watermelon is great. wonderful. Yeah, so

12:01

low calories, it's amazing, healthy. And

12:03

now they're trying to, it's seedless.

12:05

Now they're trying to kill everybody with

12:07

the same watermelon, you know, taking

12:09

away seeds. So you can't grow your

12:11

own. That's another thing. Can't grow your

12:14

own. You got to go through,

12:16

uh, Bill Gates' asshole to get fucking

12:18

fruit, you fucking nerd fuck. I've

12:21

seen, you women should have fucked them in high school.

12:23

If you would have fucked them in high school, he

12:25

wouldn't be trying to kill everybody. All you do is

12:27

give them a little ass. Freshman, sophomore

12:29

year, just a little. No, now

12:32

he'll be fucked. I bet you they'll

12:34

fuck him now. But women, some, right. But some

12:36

women are

12:39

that fucked up that they'll ignore the and

12:42

then to get the lifestyle. You know what

12:44

I mean? But I wish that, cause I

12:46

know, but I don't think he was ever

12:48

poor because his family, the Gates' dad money,

12:50

they've been in Congress. His family's been evil

12:52

for a long time. Born like wealthy. And

12:54

he took that Microsoft shit. He didn't, that's

12:57

not his, he stole all of that shit.

12:59

There's an Indian woman airing

13:01

his punk ass out. Like he's like,

13:03

she's a professional, she's killing this dude.

13:05

Like these stole all of that shit.

13:08

And then it's like, he stole

13:10

it all and act like he

13:12

knew fuck, you know, anyway, anyway.

13:14

But, um, this has been a

13:16

really, really, really, really wild ass

13:18

week, man. The wild last couple

13:20

of days. I

13:23

call it, I call it a

13:25

natural disaster, comedic disaster. Just you

13:28

know, I call it natural cause it was honest

13:31

nature. When you talk in nature, you mean you're

13:33

being honest. And it was a,

13:35

it was a, it was an internet shaking, groundbreaking,

13:38

you know, fucking a couple

13:40

of couple of days. And

13:43

yo, and I, I think everybody

13:45

is aware of that shit. You

13:47

know, when cat Williams got on

13:50

club, Shay, Shay club, JJ, you

13:52

know, I'm seeing a job and I

13:54

just want to let everybody know, Skip, this has

13:56

been one of the greatest, I couldn't believe

13:58

that Shae Shae would be this

14:01

popular. I got one million extra

14:03

subscribers. That's crazy.

14:05

That's incredible. Cat Williams came

14:09

and that motherfucker, Rex Shaw, he

14:11

took no prisoners. I

14:13

mean, I don't even think Shannon asked

14:15

him a question yet. Cat

14:18

just went in. I think Shannon

14:20

asked like four questions. But

14:22

when he first got there, he was like,

14:24

oh, thank you for coming. I'm so happy

14:26

that you're here. And he was like, now

14:28

let me tell you about, you know, went the fuck

14:31

in. Went

14:33

in like 20 minutes straight. Like

14:36

I kind of was like, God. And it was

14:38

like, it was so, what do you

14:40

call it? It just pulled you in. And

14:43

you're like, what the fuck? He's just

14:45

Aaron motherfuckers out, man. He was Aaron.

14:47

And listen, whether you

14:49

believe 100%, 80%, 40%

14:54

doesn't matter. It was riveting. It

14:56

was fucking amazing. Even if

14:59

only a handful of the things he said were true. He said

15:01

some crazy shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was just,

15:03

and he embellished, I think I've embellished a bit, but

15:05

yeah, he said he read 3000 books. He read 3000.

15:07

I looked at my bookcase and I was like, I

15:16

need to step it up. I need to step it up. I got

15:18

to stop showering in 3000 ages. Yeah. But

15:22

he has a, he does have a 160. His

15:25

IQ is 160. And I was talking to Guy

15:27

Torrey, who

15:32

he brought up on his documentary. He

15:34

brought up Guy Torrey. Yeah. And Guy Torrey

15:36

is the brother of Joe Torrey. Guy Torrey,

15:38

very funny. That's one of my dudes. And

15:40

he, you know, Guy Torrey has a great

15:42

documentary on the Fact Tuesdays

15:44

at the Comedy Store.

15:46

Yeah. And that incidentally

15:48

saved the Comedy Store.

15:50

Yes, it was financially

15:52

ruined. And it was

15:54

the black show that they put up that

15:57

actually saved the Comedy Store, which

15:59

most. Black Knight saved most

16:01

of these comedy clubs. And

16:05

he said that Cedric never performed there.

16:07

And Tiffany never performed there. Tiffany told

16:09

me, you know I performed there, right?

16:11

She told me the other day,

16:14

I performed there. And Cedric,

16:16

but Guy Torrey made

16:18

a statement, said Cedric did perform there,

16:21

you're wrong. And he showed him footage

16:23

of him introducing Cedric. Let's

16:26

take a second to talk to you about

16:28

our newest sponsor, the company everyone has been

16:30

loving here around the office, the

16:32

all natural smoking rap company, King

16:35

Palm. A leader in the

16:37

smoking industry with their tobacco-free Palm Blunt

16:39

raps, King Palm is proud that their

16:41

raps are the cleanest and most fresh

16:43

in the industry. Their staple product is

16:45

an empty leaf tube with a pre-installed

16:47

filter tip. There is no need to

16:49

lick it, enroll it. All you need

16:51

to do is pack it with the

16:53

finest legal herbs of your choice. In

16:55

addition to the leaf tubes, they also

16:57

have a huge line of popular terpene

16:59

infused flavor palm rolls. The cool thing

17:02

about their flavor palms is the

17:04

capsule in the filter tips so

17:06

you can activate the flavor anytime

17:08

during your smoke with a simple

17:10

squeeze and pop. They offer

17:12

rollable raps, hemp cones and all

17:14

the essential smoking accessories you could

17:16

ever need. Super smooth

17:18

smoke, easy to use and you can

17:20

order them at kingpalm.com, your local smoke

17:22

shop and even at any 7-Eleven. King

17:26

Palm was the pioneer of the natural

17:28

leaf wrap and now they're one of

17:30

the best selling brands and smoke shops

17:32

across America. Check them out

17:34

on socials and use our

17:36

discount code, Godfrey for 20%

17:38

off at kingpalm.com. This

17:41

is the perfect product to add to your smoking

17:43

lineup. See the full lineup of

17:46

products at kingpalm.com and don't

17:48

forget to use promo code Godfrey. Take

17:50

the natural path with King

17:53

Palm. Let's get back to the

17:55

show. But either way,

17:57

Catfry just whatever he's doing. This

18:00

shit works in some kind of way. It

18:02

was like a beautiful disaster, man. It

18:04

was like, you know, people were

18:06

proving him wrong. Some people were like, nah, this

18:09

motherfucker's right about shit. I think

18:11

he somehow unintentionally united the

18:13

entire comedy community. I

18:16

don't know about that. Not united, like, as in friendly,

18:18

but like everyone just kind of just like,

18:21

was talking about something. I don't know. I don't think he united

18:23

it, come on. I think he united the comedy community

18:25

by like everyone is just like, yo, did you

18:27

watch that? And everyone's kind of just like looking at

18:30

each other and everyone's kind of scared, but like. I

18:32

mean, in that case. I think he only really

18:34

shit on like five people. Then this

18:36

January 6th also, I mean,

18:39

everybody was talking about, like that's not

18:41

uniting. I mean, if anything, I think

18:43

he divided it between the gatekeepers

18:47

and the people who are

18:49

telling the truth. Yeah, yeah.

18:52

He was, I think that he

18:54

literally was throwing in

18:56

messages of

18:59

how this business is. Yeah. On

19:01

how people get to a certain level. And also if

19:03

you look on the prep sheet, I have little like

19:06

excerpts if you want to pull any. Of course

19:08

I want some excerpts, you know what I mean?

19:10

I want some excerpts. First of all, Cat Williams

19:12

is always have been a polarizing comedian. You know,

19:14

I have a

19:16

moment I had with Cat Williams before.

19:19

I met him twice, you know, and I

19:22

was at, the

19:24

first time I met Cat was, I

19:27

was at this like, it was during the Oscars. It

19:29

was like post Oscars where I was in LA. And

19:32

he like, I think I was in front

19:34

of some club. And

19:37

he goes, you guys, you want to

19:39

go inside to see the

19:41

Oscar party, you know? I was like,

19:43

yeah. And he took me into a

19:45

post Oscar party, introduced me to Martin

19:47

Landau. Do you know who

19:49

the fuck Martin Landau is? He's a very,

19:52

well, he's passed away, but a legendary actor,

19:54

Martin Landau. It was of

19:56

space 1999, back in the day. He

19:59

was in Ed He played Bela

20:01

Lugosi. Landau is

20:03

like been in a bunch

20:05

of stuff. Been in a bunch of stuff. Yeah, that's Martin

20:08

Landau. Yeah, yeah, he's been in

20:10

so much stuff. And he introduced

20:12

me to him. I was like, Martin Leonard. Then he

20:14

goes, that's Martin. He goes, how you doing, Kat? I

20:16

was like, what the fuck? Kat

20:18

takes me over and there's music playing. There's jazz

20:20

music playing in this whole, this party. And

20:23

he goes over to Mr. Goldblum. And

20:26

it's Jeff Goldblum playing jazz piano. He

20:29

goes, hey, man, what's up, Kat? How you

20:31

doing, man? I'm like, what the fuck? Kat

20:33

was already in. He had introduced

20:35

me to a boy. This

20:37

had to be early, this is like 2005 or 2006. And

20:42

Kat brought me in and I

20:44

never saw him again. It's

20:48

like the Kat in the Hat. He's like, you don't see him

20:50

anymore. And then the last time, the

20:52

second time I saw him was at the Flavor Flav

20:55

Roast. Can you

20:57

show Flav, Kat Williams hosting the Flavor

20:59

Flav Roast? That shit

21:01

was so funny. He said, if you guys are

21:03

wondering where the last Flying Monkey went, because

21:07

they had Flavor Flav in a

21:09

harness and flew him kind of anywhere. Do

21:11

you remember the Flying Monkeys in Williams of

21:13

Oz when he just saw the... Oh

21:16

no. It was fucked. They really went in on

21:18

him. But it was a roast. It

21:20

was a great roast too. I was

21:22

in the audience laughing my ass off. Do

21:25

you have any of it? Or no Comedy Central doesn't show

21:27

it. It was the Flavor Flav Roast. There he is. That's

21:31

just an image of a video of it. I

21:33

mean, it went into it. But

21:35

that's the last time I saw him. That was it. But

21:38

other than that, it was just, I know people

21:40

who open up for him. A lot of comics

21:42

open up for Kat Williams. Kat

21:45

is a very kind individual. Everybody

21:48

said that he's amazing. He said an absurd

21:50

number. He said, I've had X amount of

21:52

people. 48, 46. I believe that. Absolutely.

21:56

He brings like seven... You'll have like seven

21:58

comics on a show. that.

22:00

So that's you can knock that out

22:02

in a week. Yeah. That'd be 49

22:04

motherfuckers. He is a lot of people

22:06

before he goes up. Yeah. I think

22:08

I've seen the World War III tour

22:11

like eight times. Oh, have you? Yeah,

22:13

I'm definitely a big fan of it.

22:15

And the last one I saw was

22:17

at the Hulu thing by MSG. Okay.

22:19

And he hosted it. Okay.

22:21

And it was just so fucking funny. And he

22:23

just did such an amazing job. And he had

22:25

on like this. He brought people on?

22:28

Yeah, he brought everyone on. And it was

22:30

such a different vibe. Because I mean, he was obviously

22:32

doing material, but it was like he was doing a

22:34

lot of crowd work. And I've never seen him do

22:36

that. I've met Kat a few times. He's

22:39

always been so nice. He gave me money

22:41

once. Yeah, what did he give you money for?

22:43

Remember? I did. I helped his manager do something like

22:45

and it took literally like two seconds and I had

22:47

no idea he even knew about it. And he pulled

22:49

me over in the green room and was like, I

22:51

heard you helped with the show tonight. And I was

22:53

like, not really. But and then he pulled out money

22:55

and he like gave it to me and I was

22:57

like so embarrassed. And I was like, no, wasn't that

22:59

computer thing? Yeah, it was just a I

23:01

just I don't even remember what it was. It was so

23:04

silly. I just want to hang

23:06

out. Because I'm friends. I'm good friends with his manager

23:08

will. And, and he made me

23:10

feel like I was part of the team and thanked

23:12

me when he didn't really have to like he just

23:14

made me feel so welcome. Yeah. And we smoked a

23:16

joint and I asked him who his favorite comedians were.

23:19

And he told me all the people that are on

23:21

the lineup tonight, which I thought was so nice, because

23:23

it was all his friends. And he's always

23:26

just been really like kind. And he

23:29

was like, you can come to my shows whenever you want. You don't

23:31

ever need a ticket. Just come. Wow, that's cool.

23:33

Yeah. He was just always really really nice. And

23:35

all the comedians on the lineup said the same

23:37

thing. Yeah, he pays people. And people

23:40

say that about him because Rich, I know

23:42

Richie Reading was opening up for him a

23:44

while. And everybody says that

23:46

he's kind. He's one of because

23:49

a lot of comics don't pay.

23:51

They'll take their own. Yeah. You

23:54

got guys who are millionaires. But if you're

23:56

doing arenas, you know, you're like, you know

23:58

how much dough you're making. You

24:00

can break people off some real

24:02

people. Yeah. Change their life.

24:05

Yeah. He said he's given

24:07

comics money that he was watching

24:09

and had some woman give them

24:12

money for their act knowing they

24:14

were hungry and starving. Yeah. And

24:17

can I just say that the World War

24:19

III tour has been going on for so

24:21

long and he's selling out every weekend with

24:23

no press, no social media, no just I

24:26

think I went to one of them in Florida

24:28

and it was I've never seen such a pact

24:30

arena like that was insane. I

24:32

just think that he's so authentic.

24:34

Yeah. And he and one of the

24:37

things that he said it was like how

24:39

do you will he these interview was I sent

24:41

that to you that we were talking about that

24:43

and he said how you know it's

24:45

so Willie asked how did you build this fan

24:47

base and he was like five people who

24:50

love me and he goes and we

24:52

just kept expanding that five

24:54

people. He just kept growing it and he goes

24:56

that five people who love me as far as

24:58

fans. Yeah. It was like five fans

25:01

that he can remember and he just he

25:03

knew he just kept giving them

25:05

great product. He kept coming out

25:07

giving them a fresh hour. He

25:09

don't pull no bullshit. He don't put nobody up

25:11

that he's not that he

25:13

doesn't approve. So they come

25:16

out they know they're going to get a good

25:18

show with good comics people who he he admires

25:22

and likes. And he

25:24

keeps just doing a

25:26

good product which is so different

25:28

than what the internet is has

25:31

become because the internet

25:33

overall has been so much

25:35

about the sensationalization and the

25:38

lean and into the toxic aspect

25:41

whereas people get they blow up quick

25:43

and then they fizzle the fuck out.

25:47

All his openers are amazing. Yeah. He always

25:49

says he puts up people that are really

25:51

good. Zuman

25:54

Miller, Red Grant, Mark

25:56

Curry, Takara. He puts on a

25:58

lot of people. before he

26:00

goes up. But they're all pretty good. No,

26:03

no. He says that he does that on

26:05

purpose. I want people to be even better

26:07

than me. Yeah. I want them up there.

26:09

That's like he's not afraid of anybody. He

26:11

wants everybody. Still, it's a... I mean how

26:13

long is the show? Long. It has to

26:15

be super long. I mean how do you... I

26:17

mean I don't... It goes by so fast because it's so

26:20

good. Yeah but even if you're... Even if you

26:22

got a great show like two

26:24

and a half hours to show a lot of

26:26

show. I don't know how they do that. And

26:28

then you talk about you giving everybody 10 minutes

26:30

to get in. And then 10 minutes and half

26:32

of them going over probably. Yeah. I mean are

26:34

they... It wasn't tight. There's people doing their time.

26:36

I mean I wasn't really paying attention because I

26:38

was just there to enjoy it. Everyone

26:41

did so well and everyone was so funny.

26:43

Yeah. But I'm sure there's

26:45

a cap at what time the arena kicks you out.

26:47

So we can't go that long. Right, right, right,

26:49

right, right, right. I'm sure there's a hard out.

26:52

Yeah. That's... Yeah

26:54

that's a really man

26:56

because... And his outfits are just

26:59

iconic. Yeah, his outfits... It

27:01

fits him. Like everything fits him.

27:03

Like his voice... It matches

27:06

his voice. I can't see him dressing

27:08

any other way. He's just like a

27:10

really nice person. And that's what's up

27:12

because they always made him out to

27:15

be like this guy look like he's like

27:17

a pompous motherfucker. He looked

27:19

like he might... He probably

27:21

is condescending by the way

27:23

he talks. Yeah. But he's

27:25

so not that. I

27:27

asked him... I think he's a little smug, but I

27:29

think he has a right. He has a right because

27:32

he backs it up. He has earned the right

27:35

to be able to speak honestly and

27:37

openly about how he feels and he

27:39

can have his opinion. And

27:43

back it up. And he's also not looking

27:45

for nobody. He's not looking for the hookup.

27:47

He built this house on

27:50

his own and he built it one

27:52

person at a time. I

27:55

like that he's self-funded. I didn't know that

27:57

before. He self-funds his own shit. security

28:00

guards are women which I love. Like

28:02

really strong, like so bold. Yeah. Yeah,

28:05

he prefers women around him. He always says

28:07

that. He said that

28:09

in the interview he's like, wouldn't you prefer the company

28:11

of a woman? Yeah. I want to see if I

28:14

got to listen to somebody's rap. It's going to be

28:16

a woman's rap. Yeah, man.

28:21

And everyone's like, well, like

28:24

some people are saying, I think it was like, it was

28:26

just like, I don't want to see comics fight. It's

28:29

not about, it's not about, nobody wants to

28:31

see comedians fighting. I don't know

28:34

about that. But one thing about us.

28:37

I love watching. But one thing about us.

28:39

He was teeing. But it's usually us that

28:41

do it. You don't really see any beef

28:43

with like the white comics or the other

28:45

comics from other, they might have the same

28:47

problems we do, but we're the ones that

28:49

air our shit out in public. Well, let's

28:51

ask Mike. Mike, put your white goggles on

28:54

and tell him to win. Oh, they're

28:56

so great. The white

28:58

comics, they got beef, right? They

29:00

have to. Yeah, but it's not.

29:02

Yeah. One thing that unites

29:04

you people is that you all love the gossip.

29:07

This guy said this. Yeah. Yeah.

29:10

Yeah. Yeah. And,

29:12

um, um, didn't Joe Rogan punch another comic in the

29:14

face once? I mean, Joe Rogan. Joe

29:17

Rogan. I know Gary Goldman is fucking

29:19

people. Yeah. Gary Goldman fucks people

29:21

up because they talk shit about him. Am I imagining

29:24

that? Gary Goldman such like a nice dude to like,

29:26

you kind of know that they had to. Yeah. Goldman

29:29

doesn't say anything about anybody. Yeah. Goldman

29:31

minds his business and he's a

29:33

big strong motherfucker. I think Kevin

29:35

Brennan fought Kevin. Oh yeah. He

29:38

smashed. Yeah. He threw Kevin Brennan

29:40

against the wall or some shit because Kevin was talking shit about him and

29:43

Goldman will. Brennan was talking shit. Yeah. I

29:46

know. All right. Who

29:48

would have thought that? Yeah. Yeah.

29:51

And my thing is like a lot of these white

29:53

comics like Owen Benjamin, who's in the woods and where,

29:55

which is always, they always resort to blaming black people.

29:58

But he's a fucking bitch. goes

30:00

in he's in the because he was talking shit about

30:02

me and I didn't even do anything to him but

30:04

he's in the woods talking blaming black

30:06

people for something I knew all in Benjamin he was

30:08

always around this point but some of them might have

30:10

put a finger in his ass or something in Hollywood

30:13

I don't know and you know he

30:15

probably didn't work he didn't get Iron Man or

30:17

some shit when they well soon as they go

30:19

in the sticks yeah when they

30:21

go and start podcasting in the sticks yeah when they

30:23

go yeah when they podcast in the woods, when they

30:25

go full blown, niggas

30:27

coming out their mouth every five minutes every

30:30

five minutes they don't gotta look around

30:32

they don't gotta go yeah feel any

30:34

better god free there's so much drama between

30:36

like Arab comedians like

30:38

so much wait there's some okay tell

30:41

me so much drama with the Arabs

30:43

which well Arabs are dramatic anyway yeah

30:45

we're so here dramatic so what who

30:48

which which comics are fighting each other

30:50

just because um there's

30:52

so few of us in the game but I feel

30:54

like the most that came out have been recently whereas

30:57

there's like a few like OGs that like have been

30:59

doing it for like 20 30 years and there was

31:01

a time where it was only like five people doing

31:03

it now it's like 30 so they feel as

31:06

though like they paved the way for the younger people

31:08

and it's just like a lot of just testosterone

31:12

bullshit so oh and is

31:14

it real beef like yeah like getting

31:16

like fighting and just arguing

31:18

hey you hey hey you took my

31:20

uh you took my terrorist joke he

31:22

was just bull you took mine you

31:24

know okay listen Mohammed that's all our

31:27

names you stole my my dad has

31:29

that accent I think

31:31

it's like a lot of it is like um a

31:33

few of the younger comedians have made it like like

31:35

Ramy Yousaf he has a goal he won a golden

31:37

globe like what was this Ramy Yousaf? Ramy

31:40

wow yeah there's a few others that

31:42

have like are doing very well and the

31:44

older people are like well you should have

31:46

like put me on because it wouldn't if

31:48

it wasn't for us you wouldn't be there

31:50

kind of thing yeah and I'm like well

31:53

Ramy worked really really hard like he was

31:55

clubbing it and gigging it and he clubbed

31:57

it for a long time Yeah,

32:00

he was doing it for like 10-12 years. Okay,

32:02

that's not bad. He's still barely young. You get

32:04

your stripes. He's still barely young. But

32:09

he's been doing it for like a very long time

32:11

working real hard. Also the social media changed

32:13

the game. Thank you. And also

32:15

you guys, it's a lot of box checking

32:17

too. You are

32:19

a new race of people in the game.

32:22

They're like, let's... Sometimes the

32:24

white guilt go, no, let's push this

32:26

person. We want to show that

32:28

we are diverse. We're not racist. We're white guys.

32:30

And I like Rami. And I like Rami. And I'm

32:33

just saying a lot of times they do that. They

32:35

go, oh, let's give it

32:37

to this person because we want to

32:39

look like the savior of diversity. You

32:42

know what I mean? And not knocking his

32:44

talent at all, none of that. I did

32:46

some voice. He has an

32:48

animation series coming out and I did some voices

32:50

on that. Oh, did you? Yeah, I did some

32:52

voices on that. So yeah, I like him. I

32:54

liked him when he's at the cellar. He's always a

32:56

nice dude. You know what I mean? And

32:59

yeah, I like that other cats are getting stuff.

33:02

And we hope that it continues and not just

33:04

they put that one because sometimes they'll

33:06

pick one and then never give anybody else

33:08

anything. Well, as of right now, they're

33:11

only giving it to Arab men. So hopefully they

33:13

give the women a few things because we're that

33:15

far behind. We're that far behind where it's like

33:17

only two men. I don't know if

33:19

you should be talking about this. Watch

33:23

your mouth. Watch your mouth, don't...

33:26

You know, Scott, for the only thing about me

33:28

is I got a big ass mouth. I know.

33:31

Yeah. And I

33:33

was going to say, speaking of, you know, what do you say?

33:40

Speaking of different racial

33:43

groups that are... I

33:45

don't know if you know, you said the Golden Globe. You

33:48

talked about the Golden Globe. Rami wouldn't have

33:50

go to Globe. But I don't know if

33:53

you heard about this past Golden Globe that

33:55

just happened. Are we talking about Joe Coy?

33:57

Yeah, who I've known for a long time.

34:00

I've known Joe Koy since his son was

34:02

four years old. All right. When

34:05

Joe Koy was selling CDs

34:07

out of a plastic bag in

34:10

front of the laugh factory when I was bicoast.

34:13

So I've known Joe a long time. And

34:15

yeah, and Joe has been like past

34:18

seven, eight years, he's been doing arenas

34:20

too. He's huge, blew up. He's

34:23

massive amongst like mainly is Asian,

34:26

Filipino. He's half Filipino, but

34:28

it's mainly Asians. That's his

34:30

his fan base, but I'm sure

34:32

there's other people. Specials. Yeah. Of

34:35

course. These Netflix darling, you

34:37

know, him, Chappelle, certain comics get

34:39

that whenever they decide to do

34:41

a special, they do it. Yeah.

34:45

So this I had

34:47

it pop up in my phone. I was like,

34:49

what the hell is this? It

34:52

said the Golden Globes was trash.

34:55

Let's talk about the host that was part

34:57

of it. And I was like, and it

34:59

said Joe Koy hosted the fucking Golden Globes.

35:01

You're giving them a lot of, I mean, they're

35:03

crushed. They're going. I

35:07

saw Megan Kelly and,

35:10

and, uh, no, Megan

35:12

Kelly and McCain's daughter were

35:14

talking about Joe Koy, how

35:17

they thought he wasn't funny,

35:19

which both them bitches is

35:21

horrible on every level. What

35:24

do they know about what's funny? I

35:26

remember when, um, I

35:29

think Ben Bailey, Ben Bailey was

35:31

on one of these shows with the,

35:33

with Heidi Klum's ass. What's that America's

35:35

got talent. And then Heidi Klum was

35:37

on it and Ben Bailey has a

35:39

temper. First off, Ben's a funny ass

35:41

dude. And Ben was doing his shit

35:44

and then I will fight you. Yes,

35:46

he will. He's body slam college students

35:49

and Ben probably deserved it. Ben,

35:51

Ben goes, Ben's doing his

35:53

thing. And then they judge and the Heidi Klum's

35:55

like, I didn't think you have fun.

35:57

You know, with that German shit. She's like, I

36:00

don't think you would find the eye

36:02

to own and he goes he'd go

36:04

like this he goes and what the

36:06

hell do you do He

36:10

literally said something like that you're a model I

36:12

don't think you do anything do you yell a

36:14

lot of her he like fucking Talk back to

36:16

her which is fucking cuz I mean the fact

36:18

that you say that like that You

36:21

know it's like I don't think if he goes like this and

36:23

what the fuck do you do like? Oh,

36:25

he like talked back to her. He didn't give

36:27

a fuck. Yeah, you know I

36:30

have the part of Joey Colley's monologue. Let's see. Let's

36:32

see the monologue. I want to see it I mean,

36:34

it's 10 minutes, but here's like, okay, let's hear it.

36:36

Let's hear it talking about Close

36:43

your eyes. Everyone just looks into your eyes and

36:45

Margot's not always about you Yeah

36:50

key moment and Barbie is when she

36:52

goes from perfect beauty to bad breath

36:54

cellulite and flat feet Ah

36:57

or what casting directors call character actor

37:05

So I wrote some other people wrote Robert De

37:07

Niro's here Yo, I

37:09

got the gig ten days ago. You want

37:11

a perfect monologue? Yo, shut up

37:15

Yeah, you're kidding me, right? Slow

37:19

down. I wrote some of these and they're the ones

37:21

you're laughing at look I Robert

37:24

De Niro's here. I'm sorry. I'm a

37:26

sad time glass. Let's keep going Then

37:29

just goes into his mouth. That's the part that it's

37:31

just a what's the other was there some other? Can

37:33

we get a little more the thing

37:35

about a Katie? Wait,

37:41

let's see. I'm standing out. I love

37:43

you Robert. Okay, if it's awkward,

37:45

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I Had

37:48

to do that in front of you, I

37:50

know it sucks. I'm a bit awestruck This

37:52

guy's amazing decade after decade just kills it

37:55

every single time. I don't know how you

37:57

do it, man I swear to god your

37:59

last performance It's gotta be your greatest

38:01

performance ever. How'd you get her pregnant at

38:03

80? Oh! Can

38:07

they roll that? CGI! CGI? Oh!

38:12

Oh, does he look it? Is he looking? Is

38:14

he looking? He's talking to

38:17

me? By the way, Killers on the Palm

38:19

Moon is so great. Killers on the Palm

38:21

Moon, the cast is here. Oh! Their

38:25

mouth is getting dry. Oh! You

38:29

got that, you got that, John? Is

38:31

that... Killers is... Like

38:34

he's trying to drink peanut butter. We've

38:40

all been there. Yo, I mean, I'm gonna

38:42

tell you, I

38:44

hosted the 64th

38:48

annual Chicago Midwestern Emmys

38:50

in November. It is.

38:52

People raved about that one. What'd you say? People raved

38:54

about that one. I've got... I ain't gonna lie. I

38:57

came, I came. I bit... But

38:59

in my head, I was like, oh my,

39:01

it's an award show. Everybody was dressed to

39:03

the T.I. The suit on, bow tie. I

39:05

was... Yeah. It was real. It was a

39:08

real Emmys for news and documentary. Mary

39:10

Tom Ford. I had my Tom Ford shit. It

39:12

was a blue velvet. It was... And

39:15

in my head, I was like, oh shit. I

39:18

always see like these awards shows where everyone looks

39:21

so fucking stiff and all this other shit. You

39:23

know, in my head, I was like, man, fuck

39:25

that. And the first thing I said,

39:27

I said, I went up on

39:29

stage. I said, hey, what's up everybody? I'm your host,

39:31

da da da da. I said, the first thing I

39:33

want to say is there gonna be a lot of

39:35

losers tonight. Whoo. You

39:37

all, there's gonna be some losers. You're gonna be

39:39

mad. They got big laugh. I took the chance.

39:42

Big laugh. And once I got that, I was

39:44

like, oh, it's an award. It poppin'. Oh,

39:47

it's an award. It poppin'. And then I

39:49

did some personations. And I was... And they

39:51

were, oh, I was like, yes. Uh, uh,

39:54

uh. Then I did an interview with our,

39:56

one of our, it's

39:58

a legendary weatherman. He's

40:00

a legend, Tom Skilling, who he was retiring.

40:02

And I had to do an interview when

40:04

you have to go in the audience and

40:06

the camera comes. So I did a whole

40:08

interview with him. I murdered his

40:11

ass. I was like, Tom, and Tom's

40:13

talking real nice, man. He's like, well,

40:15

you know, Guy, see, Tom, just like

40:17

your weather reports, you take too damn

40:19

long, get to the point. Everybody's

40:21

dying. I go, get to the point, I love you,

40:23

but damn, you still go. He's like, I know, I

40:26

can't help it. I go, yeah, man. Do

40:28

we? Is it raining or not? Do we

40:30

do it pooch or not, Tom? Come on.

40:32

Oh, it was awesome. I was once you

40:34

get warm. It was a wrap. I

40:37

think the people that are criticizing Joe

40:39

Coyle are just haters because I don't

40:42

think he I don't think it was the funniest

40:44

thing I've ever seen, but I don't think he bombed at all.

40:46

I think the people in the crowd. You can hear them laughing.

40:48

Yeah, I heard I heard like 10 days he

40:50

got he got it. And you got a 10 days. There's

40:52

a lot of he treated it like a like a

40:54

comedy set, which you should. And what did what did

40:56

they expect? They hired the comedians to do.

40:59

Yeah, it's hard. What's

41:01

the joke? Taylor Swift. Yeah, I

41:03

want to see what he was trying to do

41:05

to Taylor Swift. Can you find that? And she

41:07

didn't find that. She didn't laugh at all. She's

41:09

a white woman. Well, you know what? My thing

41:11

is, it's like your music. I'm staring at you,

41:13

too. Well, it

41:16

also is a point where like

41:18

she could have just smiled

41:20

and better. Just like you would just

41:22

be like, yeah, OK, but you act

41:25

like you don't. Oh, mediocre ass. Shut

41:27

up. Fuck out of here. I

41:29

want to see the joke. I want to

41:31

see what let's see what the joke is

41:34

because it was a big deal because they

41:36

said, oh, yeah, she she was like not

41:38

having it. Not bullshit. I go, but be

41:41

a good fucking sport. It's no different than

41:43

your concert. You're the biggest star in the

41:45

room, arguably like the biggest part. Never laugh.

41:47

What? Laugh. He was like, hey,

41:50

I like that one. All right. Good. Like, hey,

41:52

he got me on that one. Yeah. Hey, I

41:54

don't know. That was pretty good. Yeah.

41:56

DeNiro laughs. Robbie laughs. The marketer

41:58

Robbie chick laughs. They always have

42:00

comedians hosting the shows and then they just shit all

42:03

over them But it's because first of

42:05

all These motherfuckers wish they

42:07

could do what we could and they don't

42:09

they don't respect it And but they they

42:11

want to do De Niro when I saw

42:13

him on the remember the actors

42:15

studio Which was such a great show with James

42:17

Lipton. Yeah, such a great show He

42:20

De Niro was like and they and you

42:22

know James Lipton used to go So what

42:24

is your biggest challenge and he goes he

42:27

goes comedy definitely comedy I always wanted to

42:29

do comedy the most difficult people think they

42:31

could do it cuz they

42:33

know they think it's easy Because

42:36

everybody has a sense of humor.

42:38

We innately make somebody laugh. That's just

42:40

everybody. I don't care who you are

42:43

Yeah, even Kin Jung-un has somebody he

42:45

has rolling or die. Yeah, right, right

42:51

You know, so it's like, you

42:53

know people have innate humor so

42:55

they think well you're doing it

42:59

But I've been in scenarios where I've done that

43:02

Like ballet everyone respects it

43:04

cuz I don't do ballet at certain points. I

43:06

don't have to pick the end Some like impromptu

43:08

ballet. I don't do impromptu

43:10

opera. I don't do impromptu Tressies

43:12

work or juggling. That's why they have

43:14

that respect cuz they go I don't

43:17

do that But if you're

43:19

innately Like you're a

43:21

person that makes people laugh and that's

43:23

what happens in all different groups People

43:26

hang with each other cuz they laugh with each other So

43:28

they think well you're doing it professionally, but I do it

43:30

in a lab I have to be able to do that

43:32

and then they get up there and get

43:34

body blows to the kidney Yeah, and

43:37

I love when people fail in comedy

43:39

when they approach it with disrespect Yeah,

43:41

it makes my heart sing when people

43:43

bomb Yeah, I'm talking about the ones

43:46

that approach didn't go I could do

43:48

what you can do. Yeah, you know

43:50

what I'm saying Go ahead. I have

43:52

the Taylor Swift. Okay, here we go

43:56

A big difference between the Golden Globes and

43:58

the NFL on the Golden Globes We

44:01

have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift.

44:03

I swear this is where to go

44:05

to That's

44:07

a funny joke come on stop it a

44:09

bad It's not a joke, but

44:11

you know you notice get her and Jada

44:13

pink and we're wearing green dress Yeah,

44:20

there's a green dress okay, let's do it again

44:22

do that again one more time show that

44:24

one more time Yeah,

44:26

why do this why? Holding

44:29

gloves and the NFL big difference between

44:31

the Golden Globes and the NFL on

44:33

the Golden Globes We

44:36

have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift.

44:38

I swear Wait, hold on

44:40

did it stop yeah, and then that's it and

44:42

then it just goes to like a news article

44:44

about damn I want to see how long it's

44:46

a shot. This is what she was really looking

44:48

great. Look at she didn't even have less lips

44:51

She looked manly like there right there. Why

44:54

why she looked like Michelle Five he looked

44:56

like joke about her music or her character

44:58

nothing. It was just a camera shot Yeah,

45:01

it's just because when she goes to her boyfriends NFL

45:03

games, they did higher time Yeah, they

45:05

keep shooting. It's higher. Al Michael's girlfriends

45:07

at home You're like, oh no, that's

45:09

the thing. Al Michaels got kicked off

45:11

the playoffs because he said why

45:14

do they keep showing her? Al Michaels has

45:16

been doing Monday Night Football for 30 certain

45:18

years They like told

45:20

him to take a seat because he mentioned

45:22

like we did it You

45:26

also gotta understand like so Taylor Swift

45:29

Did a so so she

45:31

couldn't get her masters, right? So

45:33

she re-recorded all of her songs,

45:36

okay, and then her fans Re-bought

45:39

the songs that they already bought

45:43

To so she couldn't get so she would

45:45

get the money back and they and she

45:47

would own the masses of the

45:49

re-recordings and then she put out a Vinyl

45:53

now who has the record player

45:55

really? I mean, I mean they're

45:57

coming back. Yeah, but it's super

45:59

expensive And it's sort of like a

46:01

niche thing. So she created

46:03

a record. Now, Joe

46:06

DeRose is my boy and he's heavy hip

46:08

hop. So he collects

46:10

albums and stuff. But when

46:12

she came out with the Taylor Swift album, she

46:17

basically, her fans bought

46:19

so much that the raw materials

46:21

that they use for vinyl was

46:24

exhausted and everybody who

46:26

likes albums or

46:29

actually plays albums, they couldn't make

46:31

albums because her fans used

46:33

up the resources. I believe till

46:36

like this day, like getting vinyl for like eight

46:38

months push back. Like if you're in a band.

46:40

Because of Taylor Swift. Or the CD. Well,

46:42

not just Taylor Swift, but now like vinyl's popular

46:44

as well, but a lot of. It was Taylor

46:46

Swift. She ate up the, so many people bought

46:49

that album. Who they don't even have. They just

46:51

bought it and put it on a wall. And

46:53

in some statistics, I think it's like 70% of

46:55

people who own records don't own a

46:57

record player. But also her

46:59

Aeros tour that is, I think it's still going where

47:01

she's on break right now, generated over

47:03

a billion dollars, which was the highest growth

47:06

tour of all time. Like

47:08

beating like Prince and Michael Jackson and Beyonce

47:10

and all of them. I think it was

47:12

Canada that said that she single handedly boosted

47:14

their economy by like a certain number of

47:17

points by doing like a bunch of shows

47:19

there. Like she

47:21

made over a billion dollars in her last era.

47:23

Like half of the Aeros tour. Well, and then she

47:25

got woman of the year, right? Person

47:29

of the year. Well, that makes sense.

47:31

And she, what the Republicans

47:33

and the magma are losing their

47:35

mind because she single handedly

47:37

had so many people register

47:40

for, so they were afraid because

47:42

she's going against Trump. And she

47:44

literally could, she could move the

47:47

whole political. And they got

47:49

like the most number of people registered to vote at

47:51

once like ever in the history of the world. The

47:53

Swifties. They're in vain. So

47:56

voting. So she, yeah. Yeah.

47:59

So she said. Because she hates Trump

48:01

and Fox News is

48:03

losing their mind because

48:06

she literally could move

48:10

the political conversation

48:12

into the Democrats. Her

48:15

tickets would go on sale and the

48:17

sites would just immediately just collapse. All

48:21

these white girls. And

48:23

you're having a problem selling

48:25

out in Detroit. Yeah, I'm going. Can

48:27

I? Can I have a...

48:30

Yeah. It's unreal. It's

48:32

unreal. So going to a Taylor Swift show has become

48:35

part of the culture where people are going who

48:37

aren't even Taylor Swift fans just to be like,

48:39

I went to a Taylor Swift show. I

48:42

don't know how she did it. Because I love Taylor

48:44

Swift's music, but not really much. Wow, is it that good?

48:46

Not to pay two grand for a concert ticket. I

48:48

didn't go. It's become a flex. Like, oh,

48:51

I got my daughter those Taylor Swift. Exactly. It's

48:53

become a thing to go to the show. I mean, if I

48:55

got free tickets, I would have loved to go, but I'm not.

48:58

For me, I still think Michael is the greatest

49:00

because he didn't have no internet. Yeah, none of

49:02

that shit. She made more than all

49:04

those guys combined. Yeah, well, she

49:06

got help with internet, but back

49:08

in the day, it wouldn't have

49:10

happened. Because GI internet. Michael

49:13

didn't have shit. But also, she started off

49:15

by being on the billboard

49:18

and the charts and all that stuff because

49:20

her dad was so rich when she dropped

49:22

her first album. He bought a million copies

49:24

of it. There it is. Because she's from

49:26

a rich family. But that was also like 20 years

49:28

ago. She's from a rich family. But it's also her

49:30

fans. It's little girls. Of course. And

49:32

parents of little girls want to make

49:34

their little girls happy. And

49:39

so it's... She's also been around for

49:42

like two generations now. So it's like millennials

49:44

and the millennials' kids. And millennials are still

49:46

fans of hers, whereas their kids are also.

49:48

So it's like double... That's crazy.

49:50

Yeah. And the internet, it

49:52

just happened at a time, which is kind

49:55

of what you're saying about these new Arab

49:57

comics. They're at a time when... A

50:00

guy like Ahmed Ahmed is trying to

50:02

figure out, and he's a funny dude,

50:04

he's cool, funny, but you don't

50:07

like Ahmed? I love Ahmed

50:09

Ahmed, I love you. Don't

50:11

you look at me like that. What

50:14

I was gonna say was Taylor Swift is very

50:16

generous. She gave all her truck drivers like

50:18

$100,000 bonuses. That's

50:20

awesome. Like she paid everyone, like

50:22

the truck driver, they all cried and she like

50:24

paid off their house. Like she, like her staff

50:27

got, but

50:31

she buried Joe Court.

50:33

They're talking like she gave them like 200 bands

50:35

as a bonus. That's

50:38

so dope. Now I see that, I like

50:40

people like that. Like what Kat is

50:42

does too. Like Kat would just say. Not at

50:44

that level, but if he ain't at that level, he already

50:47

did, he would. But if he had that money, he

50:49

would do that. I was thinking if he had the

50:51

money, he would have said that. But he still does

50:53

it at his level. It's just about kindness.

50:55

Are you trying to get me canceled, Donte?

50:57

No, I'm just saying. Now

50:59

I'm loud, I like her and shit. No, she's very cool. When you hear

51:01

shit like that, I like her. But I don't like that what she

51:03

did to Joe Coyle. It was like, don't be

51:05

stank. That was, because I think maybe because

51:08

of that, because she probably already got flack

51:10

from the NFL. She

51:12

probably was like, really? You too? Oh, they been

51:14

roasting her about the NFL and her dating the

51:16

dude. And then that's real football players have like made

51:18

a position to like make sure she doesn't come. So

51:21

like games and stuff. Because it's distracting.

51:24

And Kansas City just made the

51:26

playoffs of a big popcorn machine.

51:29

And they thought she was in it. The fans

51:31

at the football stadium. Oh, no. And they start

51:33

like, they're like, she's in there. Someone just yells

51:35

out, she's in there. And they just bombard a

51:37

popcorn machine. And she wasn't in there. They were

51:39

like, I'm beating her. I'm beating her. I'm beating

51:41

her. I'm beating her. They were like, there's all

51:43

karate kicking it. You fucking bitch. Bro, you fucking

51:45

with your head in the middle of the playoffs.

51:47

You fucking horned. You're fucking on fire. You're fucking

51:49

on fucking head, button number Z on you fucking

51:51

bitch. Yeah, I'll give you a swim, dude,

51:54

right off your ass. Just

51:56

tearing you to the popcorn machine. Where is she? Fuck

51:58

you. But yeah. Yeah, but

52:00

the fact that she does all that kind of

52:03

stuff now, I'm okay with her. Yeah now I

52:05

might listen to her shit now that ever

52:07

worked for her has just said incredible things See,

52:10

I like that kind of shit.

52:12

I can't beat she's arguably the

52:14

biggest pop star like right now. Yeah,

52:16

of course Yeah, she's still super

52:18

fucking nice. That's awesome. Damn Damn

52:22

as opposed to Steve Harvey As

52:24

opposed to JLo JLo

52:27

JLo's meaner I heard so many stories

52:29

about her She's so nasty to

52:31

people and shit like that. Damn I heard someone look at

52:33

her and stuff You

52:35

ever see that video of Ben Affleck

52:38

slamming the door in the car? He's

52:40

like, ah this bitch Have

52:42

we shown that? I mean when

52:44

you've been married seven times I

52:47

mean a million memes of Ben Affleck just sad

52:49

now because you did He's just like, ugh They're

52:51

married They're married

52:53

It's like seventh marriage

52:56

He's obviously the common denominator of

52:58

what the issue is It's like him going in

53:00

his house like just sad like putting the keys They asked

53:02

her at the Golden Globes They

53:04

were like can we talk about your Ben

53:06

Affleck's face? And she's like he's fine.

53:09

He's happy. I don't know what the internet has obsessed with

53:11

his face Maybe because

53:13

he looks like he's an absolute He

53:15

married her so he would be a

53:17

more intense Batman I'm redoing Daredevil And

53:23

I'm trying Holy

53:26

shit I'm doing Good Will Hunting too This Batman

53:28

is dark But

53:30

I also I also heard I'm going to

53:33

horrible things about Steve Harvey He's just sad

53:35

What happened? I've also heard so many horrible things

53:37

about Steve Harvey Man I've

53:39

never met him I don't know So I could just all rumors

53:41

You want to watch what Cat Williams is? What

53:44

are we at? What are we at right now? Almost there.

53:47

Another 10-15 minutes 10-15

53:50

minutes Maybe we should do it

53:52

like after You wanted it for the

53:54

Night Owls episode? The Night Owls episode? We could do it like

53:57

after We can go in on that But

54:00

yeah, but I really respect when people do

54:02

that like when Rihanna first when I first

54:04

Listened Rihanna. He's like, oh she looks so

54:07

stank like she you know But

54:09

then all the stuff she was doing

54:12

outside of that I was like, yeah

54:14

She's alright the Fenty when she opened

54:16

up her makeup line for women of

54:18

color from all the way from darks

54:20

to dark chocolate to albinos She

54:23

for black women, especially and her shit sold

54:25

out in the day Yeah in a day

54:27

because they never really make makeup for us

54:30

They I've been on sets where you look like you

54:32

got great shit on your face Like

54:34

yo, did they put mutton asphalt on your

54:36

face? Yeah, because and

54:39

then you'll have a white makeup

54:41

artist who will say oh, I've never really done

54:43

like other kinds of skin Skin

54:46

skin complexion. I go why wouldn't you? Don't

54:49

know because they don't have to and they don't hire a

54:52

lot of black people and I

54:54

would talk to the black makeup artists

54:56

and they told me it's so funny

54:58

because on our makeup Card, you know

55:00

to get jobs We have to

55:02

have more white people on our cards

55:05

to show our person when there's way

55:07

more Complexions in the black community. Yeah,

55:09

but they make them have have you

55:11

done white people? They go white people

55:13

aren't hard Yeah, it's black people who

55:16

have 36 to 30 40 different undertone

55:19

and they they it's really fucked

55:21

up I mean, it's like the

55:23

subcultures of racist shit that happened.

55:25

It's like banana I know black

55:27

female actors that would do their

55:29

own makeup. Yeah what they came. Yep. I would

55:31

buy something Yeah on my own and

55:33

I would put it in my shit Then they I'll

55:35

let the you know, you just let the makeup do

55:37

their doing that. I'm going to bathroom Wipe

55:40

that shit off put to my own

55:42

little whatever. They love me on set hair

55:44

and makeup is just makeup. Oh,

55:46

yeah But

55:49

yeah, that's that's a an important thing and I

55:51

love when Rihanna brought out

55:53

her line and then it's

55:55

so funny because if you go into like

55:58

Walgreens, I pay attention to everything duty-free

56:00

when I'm traveling. If you look

56:02

at Walgreens or CVS and you

56:04

go to the makeup hall, it's

56:06

so diverse now. I

56:08

mean, they got Viola Davis, they got, they

56:10

got Eris, they got, it's

56:13

diverse as fuck. When I grew up,

56:15

it was white women. That was it

56:17

for makeup. It was that it. Now

56:20

it's very diverse. And I think that

56:23

Rihanna changed the culture because

56:25

people were like, fuck you,

56:27

we're going to go fuck Revlon, fuck

56:29

Maybelline. We're going, now it's

56:32

just, you know, they saw, oh, they're fucking

56:34

our money up. That's what an

56:36

opportunity to make money. Racism goes

56:39

away. Madam C.J. Walker. When them

56:41

numbers go down. You

56:43

know what I mean? Tyler Perry

56:45

came out with a dress line

56:47

with wide shoulder bitches. Big

56:57

back bitches. I

57:01

got a line for big back bitches. There's a

57:04

lot of girls with big ass backs and

57:06

I got a line for big back

57:08

bitches. That's my new line. Big back

57:10

bitch line. BBL, goddamn

57:12

it. Big, yellow shoe

57:14

line, 13 and up. 13 and

57:17

up for big foot bitches. Big

57:19

back, big foot bitches. I got a new

57:21

line. Damn. You

57:23

can order it online.

57:25

Big back bitches.com. Wow.

57:29

Yo. For

57:32

all you brothers that want to emasculate

57:34

yourself, you can also wear a big

57:36

back bitch dress. You got to do

57:39

it in cat's voice. Listen, all you

57:41

motherfucking bitches that want a big back

57:43

bitch dress, Tyler Perry has it for

57:45

you motherfucker. I'm just saying

57:48

a lot of you people who are going to

57:50

buy the dress, I end up in

57:52

a lot of movies. I

57:55

want to give my props for how I

57:57

dropped that punch line that needs a little

57:59

bit of a And it was like, for real? You

58:02

said it was such conviction. And

58:04

I started laughing. Wait,

58:06

because I'm like, there's such a diverse

58:08

margin for everything now, but you never

58:10

know. So big back bitches? You never

58:13

know. Uh-huh, I got you. There's

58:15

like, even with like fake nails, there's

58:17

like wide fit for like wide cuticles, like...

58:20

But it's like, wow, there's big

58:22

back bitches, big hand gloves. Huge

58:26

mittens. There is, it's called big and tall. Huge

58:29

mittens.com. Yo,

58:33

big back bitches. I used to see

58:35

girls like this. Yo, I'm

58:38

so happy Tyler came out with

58:40

this new dress because I'm a

58:42

big back bitch. Tress shopping used to be

58:44

in my hair. Yeah, I finally got it.

58:47

My back would rip like the Hulk when he changed it. It

58:49

would look like Lou Ferrigno. Remember when they would show the

58:52

tearing of the back? The size is not 12,

58:54

13, 14. It's

58:56

52 long. Big

59:00

back bitches. Yeah, dang. Don't take offense to

59:02

any of these people on the Super Chats.

59:04

Are there any... Or do... Everyone's

59:07

cracking up, but we have some Super Chats. Let

59:09

me see. No, the ones with Super

59:12

Chats, we can do Super Chats. Uh,

59:14

no, Biggie J. Tiggy says, turned into both

59:16

Saturdays. He went to both shows on Sania

59:18

Beach. Different shows,

59:20

different hours, different t-shirts. Of course. Same

59:23

enjoyment. Can't wait for Jacksonville. Yeah! Jacksonville.

59:25

I think I'm Jacksonville. I think I'm

59:27

at the Comedy Zone in Jacksonville. Yeah,

59:29

Florida. Comedy Zone in Jacksonville, Florida. I

59:32

think so. I've never been to that

59:34

one. So, it'll be my first

59:36

time at a Comedy Zone. So, yeah, Jacksonville,

59:38

Florida. Yeah, man. I dig Daniel

59:40

Beach, man. It was all in the pop of the

59:42

Daniel Beach, boy. Ooh! Ooh!

59:45

Even just doing the social media. So

59:48

many people were like... More than I've ever seen at a show, like

59:50

taking pictures of you on stage, taking pictures of you after. Like

59:53

the social media was wild. Yeah. Oh, man.

59:56

And You know what? My account is

59:58

disabled. I. I

1:00:00

I really don't think about it too much. Iran years.

1:00:02

I. Don't really give you a time frame of law. Is

1:00:05

a said we're still reviewing a smoker

1:00:07

Hundred Circus but anyway. Sabha connector I

1:00:09

can do. You ever scenario didn't bring

1:00:12

about yes honestly yes she like

1:00:14

this don't worry as it is

1:00:16

the need for you know from

1:00:18

know honestly yeah i need bit

1:00:20

back fuckin locales on the email

1:00:22

at because as epsomite my Steve

1:00:24

harvey that ideas. Are. They gave you what the tigers usually

1:00:26

for any of. The. Know it's been almost like went

1:00:28

on to weed Man and yeah that's

1:00:30

and I've been having people try to

1:00:32

help me out even tehran try to

1:00:34

get him now me out or he

1:00:36

said he my nose be when I

1:00:38

get a different people you know any

1:00:40

money cause I was at eight hundred

1:00:42

and thirty four thousand and I just

1:00:44

had to. Steve Harvey should go viral.

1:00:46

was going to that. Saw that so many

1:00:48

people repulsive as Steve Harvey's. All. I did I

1:00:51

just drew a mustache you know our

1:00:53

i was like you know me you

1:00:55

as you sound like the to the

1:00:57

plays by the ssssss. I

1:00:59

just threw myself as analysis by. Ahmed

1:01:02

say it is right now

1:01:04

Oh Katt Williams. You. Tech

1:01:07

I'm a dog, You don't fuck with

1:01:09

the wrong one. See you go Say

1:01:11

that I was never it all a

1:01:13

move that they'd be a movie star

1:01:15

or I don't think you saw you

1:01:17

best served as are destined tests of

1:01:19

that. They're mad to write deaths you

1:01:21

say I'm just a talk show host

1:01:23

the I'm A T this right now

1:01:25

you from Ohio. I'm. From Ohio

1:01:27

use bone is systematic. grew up

1:01:29

in Dayton but you know what

1:01:31

fuck off from we're still easily

1:01:33

ssssss often Cleveland the north Uk

1:01:35

fuck with me of a clean

1:01:37

lama. let's you notice what one

1:01:39

tab avast see your way as

1:01:42

anywhere anytime anyplace I don't care

1:01:44

how know why you go talk

1:01:46

about the little weird I had

1:01:48

all states and i had my

1:01:50

little weed it was of we

1:01:52

we did you know why you

1:01:54

got of we the supply sale.

1:01:56

Price was home with it's

1:01:58

all matter several. That thought it

1:02:00

was real though a tricky always everybody

1:02:03

was like let me get of Steve

1:02:05

Harvey line at the barbershop. the barber

1:02:07

sit at a do it says as

1:02:09

they know there ain't no day a

1:02:11

razor stalking use it as like if

1:02:13

is and I thought to myself year

1:02:16

people sixty hobby got the best fade

1:02:18

in the world but this it was

1:02:20

fake but I gotta get pretty common

1:02:22

Mister Potato he assists establish the go

1:02:24

when I go last. Yes yes you.me

1:02:26

or not once but I'm okay this

1:02:29

is the last tomboy. Top

1:02:31

five answers on a board. Here

1:02:33

the question. Legs

1:02:35

Some Steve Harvey said the do

1:02:37

when he sits at. William Ayers

1:02:40

says i'm a beach to dial.

1:02:42

Boss says real tall. As

1:02:45

the correctness of the cessna one s

1:02:47

of was a good time is bullshit.

1:02:49

he of physicists you got me fucked

1:02:51

up and top bar that a lie

1:02:54

skyn big phrase woman said hamas woman

1:02:56

doing or about Moscow been like that

1:02:58

I'm up with out of here we're.

1:03:01

Queer or whatever it is now,

1:03:03

Cap Williams. Opposite

1:03:05

yeah has brought about your last.

1:03:07

So stay off of Herman, the

1:03:09

op of We're. Headed

1:03:12

South Korea fab France for.

1:03:15

Okay, We

1:03:18

can go on a Wednesday. Our lives out.

1:03:22

On a week is self which is.

1:03:25

Where of us. We

1:03:28

could do a lot of we can. Argue for

1:03:30

sales. Read it sort of. Warner Brothers

1:03:33

do it in. A problem we could

1:03:35

do it is that of Wales is

1:03:37

that. A

1:03:42

week's be aware of. We've real agree

1:03:44

to. Our

1:03:47

give a damn we could do with the

1:03:49

witness. Use the meals a week. It's my

1:03:52

job. Is

1:03:54

all we could do. Five wanna laugh it

1:03:56

up for sale? Of

1:03:59

my phasers. Oh

1:04:02

man, but are we in

1:04:05

an hour? Yeah. Are we in

1:04:07

an hour? No. Do the other super chats.

1:04:09

Let's do the other super chats. Two more. Wayne

1:04:11

Rhodes said, 400 3000. Congratulations.

1:04:14

400 3000. Man, my man. Listen,

1:04:17

hold up. 400 3000. I've been

1:04:19

pushing that. Yo,

1:04:23

I'm telling you that he is at

1:04:25

YouTube. And also said congrats on 400

1:04:27

on the road to 500 K with

1:04:29

a watermelon. Yeah. Wow.

1:04:31

That's beautiful. Thank you for the super

1:04:34

chat. You

1:04:36

got any more? Yeah. But can I

1:04:38

shout out all the new night? Hell yeah. The new

1:04:40

night. I am Felicia. Join the night.

1:04:42

I love this. And the glue. Yeah,

1:04:45

baby. Let's go. That's what I

1:04:47

love. I love it, man. I'm the

1:04:49

man. I'm the man. I'm the man. I'm

1:04:51

the man. I'm the man. I

1:04:56

love it. This is so good. 200

1:04:59

something night hours, man. I was

1:05:01

on it. I was on it. I'm

1:05:04

gonna give a shout out to my boy Chad

1:05:06

Zumak who really put me on it. He was

1:05:08

he walked me through it. He said, dude, what

1:05:10

the fuck are you doing, bro? You got to

1:05:12

get on that. I said, what? You have 400,000

1:05:14

fucking get on alive there. I said, oh, I

1:05:16

didn't know. But I don't know

1:05:18

what's the difference. It's just

1:05:21

like we're live now. Yeah. You

1:05:23

just do an Instagram. It's like

1:05:25

I'm doing my Instagram live except

1:05:27

the numbers are five, six, seven

1:05:29

times more. And they're

1:05:31

sending me money. I

1:05:33

made a thousand dollars on Saturday.

1:05:36

I was like, there's like super chat. I said

1:05:38

50 bucks popped up. I

1:05:41

was like, oh, there's like, we want to get

1:05:43

you rich and you want some bullshit. I

1:05:46

was like, damn, I didn't know. And I

1:05:48

have endurance for lives. Even when I

1:05:50

was falling asleep last night, I don't give a fuck.

1:05:52

But they were like, man, we appreciate you. Because I

1:05:54

didn't have no sleep yesterday. But

1:05:57

I'm so like amped about the

1:05:59

YouTube. Yeah, I'm not that I

1:06:01

haven't even really thought about the Instagram.

1:06:03

I'm like, I've been whatever you should

1:06:06

have somebody telling you to You

1:06:08

know Montage and stuff

1:06:14

Godfrey told me that and I thought you've

1:06:16

been doing that I've

1:06:18

been telling him this. Yeah, you

1:06:20

have yeah Dante has been I that's real talk.

1:06:22

I was like you started this because

1:06:26

it sometimes Like

1:06:28

my I'm not a tech Compartmentalized

1:06:31

I think I get sometimes they get

1:06:33

overloaning I and you don't like change

1:06:35

like you don't know right you like

1:06:37

it Unless it's

1:06:39

comedy unless it's coming. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't

1:06:41

like you know, he's right though. Yeah, I don't

1:06:43

like I'm like I

1:06:47

know go we didn't even go live on

1:06:49

YouTube like a year ago. Literally. Yeah, look how far

1:06:51

in a year We always started being more

1:06:54

smart and you always suggest things you band revenue

1:06:56

is like where the money's at. Yeah What's

1:06:59

up? No, cuz I was like, let's go

1:07:01

live But remember when I started doing I

1:07:03

was like less like can we go live?

1:07:05

Can we yeah, can we do phone calls?

1:07:07

Can we and and the Godfrey is like

1:07:09

when it comes to comedy he? Yeah,

1:07:12

like that shit. I'm the

1:07:14

worst. I also say he forgets

1:07:17

Godfrey forgets Who he

1:07:19

is as agency's hump so

1:07:21

humble that he forgets who he

1:07:24

is And

1:07:26

I'm be like Doug No,

1:07:31

no, but humble is a bad

1:07:33

word because humble means you know, the

1:07:35

definition is not good grounded I could

1:07:38

say It's

1:07:42

not a good definition That

1:07:44

you were very confident no no grounded is

1:07:46

like I like but I thought humble was good

1:07:50

Watch this. They say like he comes from humble beginning.

1:07:52

Watch this watch this I can't help me you're showing

1:07:54

modest or low estimates of one But

1:07:58

low as that is you I'm a low. Now

1:08:00

you know so no read it,

1:08:02

Read it again. It's is having

1:08:04

or showing a modest or low

1:08:06

estimate of one owns importance and

1:08:08

then the second, oh well. That's

1:08:10

exactly what a relief or political

1:08:12

right? Well and I'm like how

1:08:14

many times about dog would I?

1:08:16

Yeah yeah you're right. I get

1:08:18

it all. it can be humble

1:08:20

and implement. no no no you're

1:08:22

right. I'm not exhibit what know

1:08:24

what the apply because you. Still

1:08:28

gotta be like. The i've no

1:08:31

doubt you mean it was

1:08:33

you and I've said this

1:08:35

one hundred times on was

1:08:37

coffee. I'm Moon Rover Godfrey

1:08:39

Frightened One of the time

1:08:41

is that I would say

1:08:43

has more mod tools than

1:08:45

any other comics in the

1:08:47

game. When I'm when I'm

1:08:49

Sam is impresses. dialects, voices

1:08:51

are characters, everybody intelligent. Every

1:08:53

six every bots and then

1:08:55

he'll be like Iowa and

1:08:57

I'm like. I

1:09:00

don't know what that was about. Six

1:09:08

know. But listen man, here's

1:09:10

another thing too. I want

1:09:13

to say this to arms

1:09:15

you're in his business rights

1:09:17

and. You. You got the skills.

1:09:20

And you're not in lead into every door

1:09:22

so that kind of mock him beat sets

1:09:24

you a little bit then you know get

1:09:26

my now a shit you guy haters that

1:09:28

are around you to haters around. If I

1:09:31

was a violent person I would have fucked

1:09:33

up a lot of people by their best

1:09:35

know if one of us am I being

1:09:37

as as as it's very i would have

1:09:39

fucked up a lot of people by now

1:09:41

or I don't know where I gotta for

1:09:43

I would adopt fucked up whatever I would

1:09:45

have been in a fight, physical shit with

1:09:47

a lot of. People by now I know

1:09:49

exactly why would a pie punched in

1:09:51

the face and just started furniture moving

1:09:53

up with as much fun as real

1:09:56

fucking people up on site if I

1:09:58

was like a cycle or nodes. We

1:10:00

would be. Why would be this beat

1:10:02

the shit out of it? I beat

1:10:04

them. Let them go it's I. Have

1:10:06

you been doing hobbies is what ninety

1:10:08

ninety one nine be Five seat as

1:10:10

least be made in Legacy. I had

1:10:12

our. Why would a

1:10:14

loud and everybody bring doorbell normally would

1:10:17

know. When and a

1:10:19

mouse in the night as an hour. And

1:10:21

Ninety five? Wow to.

1:10:23

As. They ah ha say that

1:10:26

in the nineties as as they

1:10:28

go into my mouth applied what.

1:10:31

I had of Full Blown Out By

1:10:33

on Broadway and Forty Seven in front

1:10:36

of the moved me three do meet

1:10:38

three you to mom is and five

1:10:40

do play. Why? the

1:10:43

do said some obama boys girl

1:10:45

and knew we were never was

1:10:47

and the cops broken up and

1:10:49

this I guys. Yeah. Because

1:10:51

I I remember like during the

1:10:53

nineties, comics would approach motherfuckers a

1:10:56

mass. My job man. a lot

1:10:58

to do it like that. And

1:11:01

of I was oblivious or there was an unjustified

1:11:03

oh yeah, you could. Still

1:11:06

joke yes I'm now. If you if

1:11:08

you you presume slap somebody phone so

1:11:10

you can sue will arrest Day I

1:11:12

did do a big mouth and they

1:11:14

arrest everybody. Yeah yeah they don't Mcdonalds

1:11:16

and if you're famous they're waiting for

1:11:18

you to items on I ask lawsuit

1:11:20

the idea. of the the side of

1:11:22

his spirit of older hardly put up such

1:11:25

as far as. If

1:11:27

it was hell does not look like

1:11:29

soccer which good. Ours

1:11:34

are to serve. It was a success

1:11:36

that be waiting for that and are

1:11:38

as and you know that's why. I

1:11:40

guess that sort of that insecurity thing.

1:11:43

weird because you know when people sit

1:11:45

on you like the I tried to

1:11:47

you don't you feel about believe in

1:11:49

that you've set of the Lehman. Is

1:11:51

thought boy man and and in arma tell

1:11:53

you all my friends here I appreciate you

1:11:56

know that I try my best to talk

1:11:58

to all the all even. The comments

1:12:00

go up too fast. I told them.

1:12:03

You. Are the key to me getting

1:12:05

to where I need to get

1:12:07

to your the key man. these

1:12:09

producers these weirdoes that we gotta

1:12:11

deal with during the week there

1:12:13

on some fuck shit man there

1:12:15

are weirdos I'd I perform at

1:12:17

all of us perform around the

1:12:19

country and overseas we know are

1:12:21

worth know where dope and I

1:12:23

gotta get some clipboard mother fucker

1:12:25

telling me all well ah I

1:12:27

go well what the fuck are

1:12:29

you talking about The hell are

1:12:31

just murdered yesterday If. Run out blah

1:12:33

blah blah blah. The bottom of the

1:12:36

when the water's job on a planet

1:12:38

and I'm still like going. A

1:12:40

people like when you go do your

1:12:42

next special on the would stand up

1:12:44

and I'm like people like turning their

1:12:46

backs stand up comedy which I'm most

1:12:48

people didn't especially book as fuck with

1:12:51

me on any day now that would

1:12:53

be on or off pound for pound

1:12:55

I go to face is dyke really

1:12:57

like and then it's like they're getting

1:12:59

specials every five days. Yes it's like

1:13:01

and people with with a fuck and

1:13:03

then I have my my people on

1:13:05

his sake why don't we just crowd

1:13:07

fund you dude fuck them but we

1:13:10

crowd roared you will family crowd fund

1:13:12

you bob do your own shit I

1:13:14

go jets you rice was the I'm

1:13:16

so uses wait Nord comedy central which

1:13:18

was active sell it comes to to

1:13:20

divided of our there and I did

1:13:22

I half hours but I'm waiting on

1:13:24

them and the people that are gatekeepers

1:13:26

I just be a real funky with

1:13:28

with with a lot of comic and

1:13:31

I have legal they they blow a

1:13:33

shit it on people a break the

1:13:35

people who they want it and it's

1:13:37

in had loved it was no meritocracy

1:13:39

it was like. This was a

1:13:41

week work with his exit

1:13:43

singers. Used to use Montreal

1:13:45

as a dating app. wouldn't

1:13:47

says it says as safe

1:13:49

as a side right? and

1:13:55

yeah did side it's like it's

1:13:57

it's it's fucked up and inside

1:14:00

Um, you know, so that that

1:14:02

you but but they're

1:14:04

you know, listen, man There's

1:14:07

there's ways around it because everybody's

1:14:09

proven it on youtube people are

1:14:11

getting numbers their numbers They're counting

1:14:13

on themselves and you show it's

1:14:15

another perfect example Andrew

1:14:17

was always on that rebellious shit, but andrew's

1:14:19

really good though So I can no and

1:14:21

he's also determined because I remember I was

1:14:23

around him He said we got to start

1:14:25

betting on ourselves, man No different than louis

1:14:27

gomez when he started this I knew louis

1:14:30

When he before he even opened this he

1:14:32

came we were at he's an equinox. He came up to me Equinox,

1:14:35

uh, even he goes dude. I need to talk to

1:14:37

you and we went into the um in the locker

1:14:39

room And we had been

1:14:42

beefing not beefing but that dude that

1:14:44

owns that stupid ass comedy club Had

1:14:47

us like which comedy club the eastville

1:14:49

motherfucker mark. Oh, yeah. I love mark

1:14:52

That's on you, but he started us beefing

1:14:54

with each other You know and listen,

1:14:56

i'm not I don't have no beef with him, but he told you

1:14:58

so you don't want to do my Eastville show next week. No,

1:15:00

I don't Go

1:15:03

produce it somewhere else. I'm not going there

1:15:05

because I don't like the way he treats

1:15:07

young comics I've heard shit come back to

1:15:09

me on how he treats young comics that

1:15:11

don't know any better I don't like I

1:15:14

don't like inhumane. I I will say

1:15:16

he has evolved Like

1:15:18

he has evolved and I get it that

1:15:20

it is Where it is, let

1:15:23

me tell you something the shit he was

1:15:25

doing back then. What was he doing? It's

1:15:27

almost unforgivable I'm telling you the old eastville.

1:15:30

I've never been to the old well, I would go but

1:15:32

now it's the new york comedy club over there I

1:15:34

used to go Right. He came over

1:15:36

to the cellar and this is not knocking

1:15:38

him on because he doesn't have a chance

1:15:40

to debate and talk for himself But i'm

1:15:42

saying what happened. I was at the um

1:15:45

comedy cellar Hey, and everybody comes to the

1:15:47

comedy cellar when they're going to start something

1:15:49

new Yeah, the guys from the stand came

1:15:51

to the cellar and say we're opening up

1:15:53

a club called the stand on the old

1:15:55

location They came to all the comics in

1:15:57

the cellar and say we and they're gonna

1:16:00

build it like a

1:16:02

restaurant upstairs and downstairs they did the same

1:16:04

thing as the seller. They all come to

1:16:06

the seller because you know seller you can

1:16:08

hang out there. So I was

1:16:10

like oh that's great and then Marco came said

1:16:12

hey man I'm opening up a club called

1:16:14

Eastville on East 4th street. I said I'd

1:16:17

love you to come. I said that's cool in between

1:16:19

if I can do it between my sets here. Yeah

1:16:21

so I would walk over there and

1:16:24

go over there and everything was fine until

1:16:26

he started acting real funky because he started

1:16:28

getting popular. He started doing some shady shit

1:16:30

behind me. I was like that's fucked up.

1:16:32

I sent Ben Bailey over there. Damn

1:16:34

and I told Ben Bailey I said hey man

1:16:36

there's a club we can get some extra money.

1:16:39

So Ben goes yeah I'll do it. He goes

1:16:41

over there. Ben

1:16:43

Bailey goes over there and

1:16:45

Ben comes and he's angry

1:16:47

and I know Ben goes hey

1:16:50

God for you. I

1:16:52

don't like that Marco. He

1:16:55

was pissed and

1:16:58

I was like oh see he started

1:17:00

doing real fucked up shit. Fucking people's

1:17:02

times up not letting people do time

1:17:04

when they were supposed. He was just a lot. Listen this

1:17:06

is before I don't know what he's like now and

1:17:09

I was like I didn't like that. You

1:17:11

have me I'm sending people over there and

1:17:13

then they're coming back pissed off because you

1:17:15

want some stupid shit and we're leaving our

1:17:17

main joints to come to your shit.

1:17:19

And so he did that a few

1:17:21

times and then when Luis Gomez came

1:17:23

and was hosting shows over there he

1:17:25

had he had me and

1:17:28

Luis like hating on each other and

1:17:30

lying between us. And when

1:17:32

me and Luis finally talk he goes

1:17:35

I never said that. I never said

1:17:37

that either. And me and Luis squashed

1:17:39

it. He goes dude I'm doing my

1:17:41

own thing. I want you to

1:17:43

be part of the gas digital. He asked me before

1:17:45

he even started this shit. So you know. I was

1:17:48

going to say there was four shows that started and

1:17:50

I think you were one of them. Yeah and he

1:17:52

was like yeah because we need to stop counting on

1:17:54

these motherfuckers these corporate motherfuckers fuck series. But no

1:17:57

it's about it's about. Not

1:18:00

enough for guest digital, be it a night owl,

1:18:02

we're putting money straight into the show's pocket. We're

1:18:04

creating our own shit. And that

1:18:06

was, you know, and so Marco

1:18:09

was like, and then I would hear him, he

1:18:11

was treating other people like shit, other younger comics

1:18:13

were just being depressed. Like, yeah, Marco, he did

1:18:15

it. I go, and I was like, I don't

1:18:17

respect that guy. So

1:18:20

I had a beef with him because

1:18:22

I felt like he had jerked me

1:18:24

around, like, and then just

1:18:26

ignored the, and then

1:18:29

I'm on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn

1:18:32

and he walks by and he sees me and he's

1:18:34

like, hey, what's up? And I'm like, what

1:18:36

the fuck do you want? Right. And then

1:18:39

he called me up and he says, hey, what's

1:18:41

wrong? And I was like, dog, you

1:18:43

was on some real funky style shit.

1:18:46

And he was like, I was, you know, it was

1:18:48

a lot of pressure running the show and da, da,

1:18:51

da, da. And I go, he

1:18:53

goes, man, and he apologized. And

1:18:55

I give people credit for that. And

1:18:57

he apologized and him and I are

1:18:59

cool now. And since then he's

1:19:01

asked me, man, like, I think

1:19:03

sometimes people are in their own

1:19:06

funk that they don't know

1:19:08

how you're perceiving it. And he's

1:19:10

asked me about you several

1:19:12

times. And I've mentioned it to you,

1:19:14

but you would be fucked. Right. So

1:19:17

I said, but he's, and

1:19:19

you know me, I don't, like

1:19:22

if a motherfucker is not authentic, like

1:19:24

I'm a know it. And then when

1:19:26

I, when I, and when I turn

1:19:28

back on you, when I give you the

1:19:30

shot and I turn back

1:19:32

on you, then it's ugly. Yeah. You

1:19:35

know what I'm saying? Then it's, then it's because I gave you

1:19:37

a shot. Right. And then you,

1:19:39

you, you, you weren't, it's unnecessary. But

1:19:41

he was, he's been a straight up

1:19:43

dude to me. And there's nothing wrong

1:19:45

with being stern about your business and

1:19:47

nothing wrong with that and being selective

1:19:49

of who you have there. I don't

1:19:52

have a problem with that. It's when

1:19:54

you just literally shit on people for

1:19:56

no reason. What the fuck gives you

1:19:58

the right to do that? You're

1:20:00

not even a number one club. Go fuck

1:20:02

yourself boy. Who the fuck are you talking

1:20:04

to right now? I'm no I'm in

1:20:06

the number one if you When he

1:20:08

apologized to me in a sincere way

1:20:11

I it said acknowledged it and I'm

1:20:13

in number one club Don't fucking talk

1:20:15

to me like that. Nope. Nope. Fuck

1:20:18

out of here with that shit. Don't talk to

1:20:20

me like that I don't don't talk to anybody

1:20:22

like that Because these little

1:20:24

motherfuckers are gonna remember you you

1:20:27

keep on talking shit You talk you treat

1:20:29

the motherfucker band on Mondays that motherfucker gonna be

1:20:31

a movie star on Friday Yeah, keep playing with

1:20:33

them keep playing with these people. They don't forget

1:20:35

how you whether you're nice to them They remember

1:20:37

you what a lot of them do some don't

1:20:39

when you're nice to them They acted so a

1:20:41

lot of these comics turn their back on you,

1:20:43

which is fucking pussy ass shit for all the

1:20:45

comics that do that You

1:20:48

I hope you trip into a fucking rake

1:20:51

For comics that turn their backs on their

1:20:53

friends that have looked out for them I

1:20:55

hope you trip on a fucking rake because

1:20:57

that's a shit that's shameful shit that you

1:20:59

do I've seen these motherfuckers They get a

1:21:02

little something because they feel they're better than

1:21:04

you because they come around You

1:21:06

see a guy like David tell who runs

1:21:08

circles around most of you motherfuckers. I Swear

1:21:12

to God maybe 95% of comics. No,

1:21:14

fuck that 98 99 Can't

1:21:18

fuck with David tell them tell them riding wise

1:21:20

none of that shit. That dude's the most humble

1:21:22

guy He gives candy to

1:21:24

to the waitresses. He tips them. Well

1:21:26

one of the kindest dudes I've ever

1:21:28

met like a strange guy,

1:21:31

but you got to know Dave But he's

1:21:33

one of the most humble guys I've ever

1:21:36

met the nicest dude And I got dudes

1:21:38

that can't fuck with him on any day

1:21:40

his five jokes will take away their whole

1:21:42

hour special Yeah, and he barely getting an

1:21:45

hour and I got to watch this mediocre

1:21:48

piles of shit On

1:21:50

stage walking around like they dope it enough get

1:21:52

the fuck out of here You can get her

1:21:54

last playing that recorder than most comedian met right?

1:21:57

They was they was one of the cold when I

1:21:59

this is when I saw Dave was the truth. I

1:22:02

mean, I've seen him many times do shit, but

1:22:04

one day we were in Montreal at this once

1:22:06

theater, right? It's

1:22:08

him, Craig Ferguson, Jeff Ross, they

1:22:10

doing the bumping mic shit. Put

1:22:13

a picture of Dave, David Tell. David

1:22:16

Tell, and they're fucking,

1:22:19

he's doing that, he's going off the top of his

1:22:21

head. When I tell you this

1:22:23

motherfucker was destroyed, man, we was like this,

1:22:26

cats were running like, how the fuck is

1:22:28

this brain? Listen,

1:22:30

Dave was so fast and

1:22:32

so quick, man,

1:22:37

Craig Ferguson was stunned. Like he was just sitting,

1:22:39

I said, yes, right. You ain't, now you just

1:22:41

hype, bro. He was murdering, Dave

1:22:43

was just sitting there with his little thing.

1:22:45

Well, if you really think about it, boom, boom,

1:22:48

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. We were like

1:22:50

this, yo, what the fuck? I'll tell you the

1:22:52

story I always talk about. David Tell is

1:22:54

the fucking truth, plain and simple. You know what

1:22:56

he's fucking with that dude? I was there.

1:22:59

I barely get a motherfucking special. I

1:23:01

was there. Dave on you. I was at

1:23:03

Stand Up New York and Chris Rock walked

1:23:05

in and all the young comics was like,

1:23:08

and Chris was at the bar and everybody was

1:23:10

outside. And then Dave came in and they

1:23:13

spoke and then Dave

1:23:15

went up and

1:23:17

the whole bar cleared out to

1:23:19

watch Dave. And Chris said, I

1:23:22

guess we're going to watch Dave. Like

1:23:26

he was the respect. There's

1:23:28

a thing when you go to the punch line in

1:23:30

San Francisco, there's a collage of

1:23:32

Dave Tell. It's

1:23:38

made of trinkets and it's like a

1:23:40

trick but

1:23:43

it's Dave's face and it looks like Dave

1:23:45

Tell. Someone did an art thing and

1:23:47

it's just a solo picture of

1:23:50

Dave Tell, but it's like Plato

1:23:52

and trinkets of his face. It's

1:23:56

Dave Tell. That's how dope that

1:23:58

motherfucker is. I'm

1:24:00

telling no, I'm being so honest

1:24:02

on this comic. He was I'm

1:24:04

being so honest and I

1:24:06

go Dave When's your next better? Well, I'm supposed it's it's

1:24:09

it's it's it's a sacrilege to me and

1:24:12

I'm telling you I hope Karma

1:24:15

sweeps these motherfuckers out man. Yeah

1:24:17

shame on these people for not

1:24:19

David. Tell We

1:24:21

should be building fifth one. Yeah, he's definitely

1:24:23

not getting the respect Oh Man

1:24:27

does he want it does he

1:24:29

want that mainstream? Yeah, everybody does

1:24:31

Dave Dave everybody Save

1:24:34

doesn't mind doing it. So he told me he

1:24:36

doesn't mind doing a special. I mean, I'm sure

1:24:38

but it's not something shows Yeah, yeah do a

1:24:40

special he's got multiple Netflix shows yet comedy central

1:24:42

shows like he does that but he

1:24:44

just doesn't do special But I think that if he

1:24:47

if they give him the right amount of money, I

1:24:49

think he'll do it I think he'll do it at

1:24:51

his own pace with his own audience. I think he

1:24:53

won't he always say I would like to do it

1:24:55

here Yeah, he should have a choice for

1:24:57

that. But I think I should have a choice

1:24:59

Yeah, there's a lot of day ochres into that

1:25:01

have a choice for that all of us. Yeah,

1:25:03

I do You know funded his own special. It's

1:25:05

just got two million views and I'm happy for

1:25:08

he did it. What is it called? Yeah, dog

1:25:10

belly. I mean fucking hilarious cuz he shot it

1:25:12

at Tom at the Regardless,

1:25:14

it's a spectacular special.

1:25:17

Yeah Yeah, go

1:25:19

ahead. But I so when Dave

1:25:21

had that show that really blew

1:25:23

him up, which was a Insomnia,

1:25:26

right? Yeah, where he he he used to

1:25:28

hang cuz Dave used to hang out and

1:25:30

drink He don't drink no more But he

1:25:33

would go to bars late at night and

1:25:35

and and hang out with the weird night

1:25:37

light those yeah But what happened

1:25:39

was the fan base Became

1:25:41

like a bunch of frat boys who

1:25:44

was like time fucking time. Let's

1:25:46

do let's do that Was drugs

1:25:48

astute and he didn't and you

1:25:50

see Davis the reserves Kind

1:25:53

of dude and he didn't like the fan

1:25:55

base. They Were ruining his punchline and

1:25:57

they would ruin his life like, yeah,

1:26:00

The ministry would him says don't

1:26:02

let pocket of this day was

1:26:04

Dave Dave hate that shit in

1:26:06

by yeah I'm I'm just talking

1:26:08

but I hope that. I'm

1:26:10

thinking that it will change something will

1:26:13

change people get fired up there they

1:26:15

are date people will get the iron

1:26:17

and of just clean house and bring

1:26:19

people who get it's and of for

1:26:21

edges of is enough and I'm sorry

1:26:23

I try to see somebody special. I

1:26:26

go and listen soon as best as

1:26:28

aren't easy period. That's facts but. Good

1:26:30

Lord yeah, it's suicide. What a

1:26:33

what am I watching? Man am

1:26:35

I crazy. It's

1:26:37

like you're thumbing your nose up at

1:26:39

the people that really really got this

1:26:41

are down. This art takes a long

1:26:43

time swim up August. Tell me. Just

1:26:46

seems to me about he's like twenty two.

1:26:49

I go. I'm not going to watch him.

1:26:51

yeah I was twenty two and as funny

1:26:53

as shit now but I was why I

1:26:55

wasn't like is our season If I was

1:26:57

wax lists I was a seasoned I was.

1:27:00

I was funny but with bullshit.

1:27:02

know personally dumb as jokes you

1:27:04

know but I'm not gonna go

1:27:06

and or the do this as

1:27:08

ib some people down yo. Is

1:27:11

one guy he's like the he's

1:27:13

he's like.chris rock of England will

1:27:15

have fought with the only as

1:27:17

he is he in America sounds

1:27:19

horribly in America is it is

1:27:22

easy enough because he talks best

1:27:24

you know a dog Volleyball? Don't

1:27:26

fuck outta here. I'm not saying

1:27:28

that they're know funny good but.

1:27:30

don't don't clowns horrible i went people

1:27:32

comment comics when people come at us

1:27:34

talk about the comics big due to

1:27:36

sit where it's a complete do it's

1:27:38

not it's not genuine it's almost like

1:27:40

they're fucking you fucking you over like

1:27:42

yo i just saw i got as

1:27:44

nice i'm obese to though so or

1:27:46

auto companies you i go did you

1:27:48

just see what i just did the

1:27:50

dude you talk about can't do it

1:27:52

i just am so.com would be would

1:27:54

this fucking back and his shit i'd

1:27:56

cut people off you're not doing that

1:27:58

with me about Or

1:28:01

when I do my little, one

1:28:03

thing about me, when I put up an

1:28:06

impersonation, I make sure I go,

1:28:08

okay, if I don't sound right, I go, nah, I'm not

1:28:10

doing it. I'll send it to him.

1:28:12

I'll go, what you say? He'll go, yeah. You

1:28:15

know what I mean? It's an impersonation.

1:28:18

So if I don't nail it, because it's not

1:28:20

my voice. Right, right. You know what I mean?

1:28:22

But when somebody goes, nah, that ain't it. I'll

1:28:24

go, your mama liked it. Your

1:28:27

mama liked it. That's why your ass is there.

1:28:29

That is why, and then that's why you got to

1:28:31

make that email again. I

1:28:35

said, your mama liked it. How

1:28:37

about that? She thought I was hilarious, you

1:28:39

fuck boy. Yeah,

1:28:42

I stopped doing that. And I'm like, I stopped

1:28:44

doing that. But

1:28:48

it's like, it's, they're doing it

1:28:50

on purpose, but I have to,

1:28:52

I can't, but sometimes I'm to

1:28:55

be, you know, to play devil's,

1:28:57

sometimes they are elated

1:28:59

to meet you, Derick, and they just don't

1:29:01

know what to say. And

1:29:05

because they don't know what to say,

1:29:07

they just, they say dumb

1:29:09

shit. Like, you know,

1:29:11

like, you know, I have my face on the

1:29:13

side of my car and the sky goes,

1:29:15

oh, you got your face on the ground. And I go,

1:29:17

I said, should I put yours?

1:29:19

Would it be better if I put yours? And

1:29:22

he goes, oh, it's just trying to, and

1:29:25

I'm gonna say, whoa, wouldn't it be, you

1:29:27

got your face on the car there. And

1:29:31

I'm like, should it be better if I put yours? And

1:29:33

then they go, oh, I'm just, you know, and then I

1:29:35

go, I go, wouldn't it be easy if you

1:29:40

just said you like it? That's

1:29:42

cool. Yeah. And

1:29:44

they were like, oh, I didn't, I didn't mean it. I

1:29:47

just say, I go,

1:29:49

face boy, get his fucking face on

1:29:51

the ground. Put the car excited and

1:29:53

they don't know. Hey,

1:29:56

oh, it looks just like it.

1:29:58

Whoa. Get the fuck in. This

1:30:00

guy got his place, is your name too? No,

1:30:04

it's yours. Yo, who's the artist? Whoa,

1:30:07

this guy can draw. Congratulations.

1:30:12

Are we done with Super Chat? Because we got to go to a break.

1:30:15

I'll give you one. I'll walk

1:30:18

in with a fur coat

1:30:20

and then we'll let this

1:30:22

fucking guy with a fur

1:30:24

coat. And I go, yeah, furry,

1:30:26

big furry. Whoa. Is

1:30:28

that red or fucking? And then I

1:30:30

don't give him no smile. And

1:30:34

they go, yeah, but you can pull it off. And

1:30:36

I go, then they go, can

1:30:40

I try it on? I

1:30:43

was walking in the airport. I was walking in

1:30:45

the airport. It's seven in the morning. You're tired.

1:30:47

The girl was like, you're supposed to be smiling. I

1:30:50

go, for fucking what? Stupid

1:30:53

ass. Fucking, it's seven in the fucking

1:30:55

morning. You know I

1:30:57

didn't go to sleep. How all of it's deal when they pass

1:31:00

by construction work because that's seven in the

1:31:02

morning. But it's not, I'm in the airport.

1:31:04

Not the construction. Was that, was that, wait,

1:31:06

wait, wait. Wait, wait, I'm

1:31:08

sorry. That's, roses is red, diamonds is

1:31:10

blue, diamonds is that, and diamonds is

1:31:12

too, and that's the thing about the

1:31:14

hell. Fuck out of here. Even really,

1:31:16

Armstrong was like, keep playing, Pops. Keep

1:31:19

playing with me. I ain't in

1:31:21

the mood for the rig of my role. I'm a football.

1:31:23

Yeah. Even even even

1:31:25

Louis Armstrong said, you got one more

1:31:27

time. You got one more goddamn time.

1:31:30

Fuck with me. I'll take my

1:31:32

mother. I'll take my mother fucking horn and bust you

1:31:34

down. Fuck with me. You got the wrong one. Child

1:31:36

pops. You got the wrong one.

1:31:38

Pops. You got the zombies. Pops. Just

1:31:43

a lot of times, Bill, when

1:31:45

we go, when we go on the road, God, you

1:31:48

know, like I come after,

1:31:51

I just saw your boy. He

1:31:54

just was going

1:31:56

to know. I

1:32:00

know. And

1:32:07

if we're not lying, they're so ridiculous.

1:32:09

They go like this, Hey man, Soul

1:32:12

Play, I want work. Come

1:32:15

on, do that thing, dog. I'll

1:32:18

just go, yeah, yeah. I'll be like this,

1:32:20

no, I'm not. The show's over. Hey,

1:32:23

can you do it, Steve Harvey? I was just

1:32:25

on stage. I just did that. But this is

1:32:27

different. Now I'd be a clown. Sorry.

1:32:31

But this is the thing. This is also

1:32:33

the problem with your

1:32:35

humility, your humbleness, because

1:32:37

they're like so, like

1:32:41

you're so cool about who you are.

1:32:43

And they're like, Ah, ah, ah, ah,

1:32:46

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. So I should

1:32:48

be like this, Shut up. No, I

1:32:50

should be like this, Yo,

1:32:52

you don't know who the fuck I am. You

1:32:55

got a lot of nerve coming up to me. Do you

1:32:57

know who the fuck I am for? You better bow

1:32:59

down. See my man right here.

1:33:01

He said, you better know who you are. I

1:33:04

thank you for that. I thank you for

1:33:06

that. Listen, Dante, man,

1:33:08

I'm a great dick now. Because you said

1:33:10

you need to put your foot in people's

1:33:12

hands. Thank you, Dante. If you pay

1:33:14

me a couple of bucks, I'll go to your shows

1:33:16

and just step between you and people. Mr. Godfrey cannot

1:33:18

be popped. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey,

1:33:21

Mike, G-Mike, tell him what time it is. Big

1:33:23

Mike. Not right now. He'll be after me. Tell

1:33:26

him not to look me in the face. No eye contact. I know

1:33:28

who I am. All right. Are

1:33:32

we going to break now? Yeah, I mean, we're already

1:33:34

almost at two hours. We can just do a long episode. We're

1:33:36

almost at two hours. Everyone, what's the time?

1:33:38

An hour and 38. We're an hour and 38.

1:33:40

Let's do that. We got, we

1:33:42

can't take a break. Okay. We

1:33:45

can take a break. I didn't need like five or ten minutes.

1:33:47

All right. We're going to take a little break, guys. We're going

1:33:49

to take a little break. Let's take a little break. I'll go

1:33:51

potty room shit. We're going to do

1:33:53

a double letter. I'm going to level up the super chats real quick. Yeah. What's

1:33:56

the super chat? Far is sweaty. I like

1:33:58

this one. It's a. Big back

1:34:00

bitch 2024 Wow

1:34:08

this big back bitches dresses I

1:34:12

am Felicia who joined the night out today

1:34:14

beautiful wrote hashtag gotta get Godfrey rich Louis

1:34:19

says Paris and Stephanie for Vegas check it in

1:34:21

we appreciate you guys. Thank you Matt

1:34:23

all the above you and thought they start your own

1:34:26

app yours That's

1:34:28

Japanese sent 10 bucks. Oh, thank

1:34:30

you appreciate y'all We'll be back in a

1:34:32

little bit for tonight our section. So all

1:34:34

of you have enjoying join right

1:34:36

now It's dope as fuck also

1:34:39

remember January 30th January 30th January

1:34:45

30th it's live from New York

1:34:47

at the stand at 9 p.m We're

1:34:49

doing the 500 celebration the 500th episode. It's gonna be

1:34:51

live There's

1:34:55

no excuse if you're in New York City even

1:34:57

Jersey will be a fan from the stand on

1:34:59

YouTube So come at the normal time on Tuesdays.

1:35:01

It's the 500. Well, we'll be streaming but we

1:35:04

want to see yo asses live too It'll

1:35:06

be fan. Yeah, New York area You

1:35:08

gotta come and this week if you're

1:35:10

in Baltimore to 12 through to 14

1:35:13

Friday Saturday Sunday Baltimore Baltimore Comedy

1:35:15

Factory Yeah, yeah, where can

1:35:17

they find you Dante? Don't say never

1:35:20

that Click on consult

1:35:22

you want a consultation? You can also check out

1:35:24

the YouTube channel and I'm streaming Man

1:35:27

School 202 every Tuesday at 8

1:35:29

30 Boom

1:35:31

at Nina crew fun everything Nina

1:35:33

Caruffa on everything

1:35:35

Palestine Watermelon

1:35:38

lots of watermelon and now you can

1:35:40

find me on comedian Godfrey if you

1:35:42

can find it Comedian

1:35:45

God or God free podcast for now

1:35:47

God free podcast is the second is

1:35:49

my other account Please it went up

1:35:51

some did you see notice it went

1:35:53

up like six seven thousand? God

1:35:56

free podcast also on Facebook God free

1:35:58

comedian on Facebook. I'm using using my

1:36:00

Facebook and I'm doing YouTube

1:36:02

lives on the Godfrey podcast in Godfrey

1:36:04

we trust I'm doing it's got is

1:36:07

it Godfrey comedy if you just search

1:36:09

Godfrey the first just search Godfrey and

1:36:11

yeah I'll be doing lives on there

1:36:13

so follow me on that and make

1:36:15

sure you know what I'm saying you

1:36:17

guys press subscribe on

1:36:20

the YouTube and subscribe to gas

1:36:22

digital network with promo code Godfrey

1:36:25

with promo code God for you get

1:36:27

a week for free okay you get one week for

1:36:29

free don't forget that and

1:36:31

this is this is awesome we'll

1:36:34

be right back in a couple minutes all right got

1:36:36

take a little break