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to the Gas and

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immune to nothing any better than the

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proper use of its almost-invention Robin,

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Robin, Robin, Robin, I'm

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back We're back! Night

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out time! Night out

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time! Night out

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time! It's

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night out time! How about this? I

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love my dick. Here's

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a story of a lovely

0:58

lady who was

1:00

bringing up the very lovely girls

1:04

all of them had hair of gold like their

1:08

mother the other one

1:10

in cartoon dood Here's

1:12

a story of

1:14

a man named Brady who

1:16

was bringing three boys of his own

1:20

There were four men living all

1:22

together yet they

1:24

were all alone till

1:28

the one day when the lady met this

1:30

fellow and they knew

1:32

there was much more than a hundred that

1:35

this grew with some alma

1:37

family that's the way

1:40

we all became the Brady Bunch the

1:43

Brady Bunch the Brady

1:45

Bunch that's the

1:47

way we became

1:49

the Brady Bunch Nobody

1:52

has ever... So

1:56

anyone joining the Night Owls today this is the

1:58

kind of dope content you get I'm

2:00

like, you know what? I'm like, you know what?

2:03

No rapper has ever used that as a sample, right? Dun,

2:05

dun, dun, dun, dun. I don't think so. Dun, dun, dun,

2:07

dun, dun. That's kind of hard to have a burrow in.

2:09

Dun, dun, dun, dun. That would be a good one like

2:11

this. Yeah, yeah. You

2:14

don't even understand. I'm about to eat up.

2:16

Boom. They'd be like, it's my turn. I

2:18

don't give a fuck. This ain't the Brady

2:20

Bunch. Yo, I'm taking you out to lunch.

2:22

You don't even understand. I'm like Mike Brady.

2:24

Fuck daddy with the gun in my hand.

2:27

Yo, wait. Let's. Here

2:29

fuck his own. Let's

2:31

get a night. Somebody out there does music. Oh,

2:33

if they can make a beat out of this.

2:36

If yet that would be a good challenge.

2:38

Can you make a beat? Oh,

2:42

we make a beat from that.

2:44

There's a challenge on our rap

2:46

side. Can I give a secondary

2:48

challenge? Rap about the Brady Bunch.

2:51

Oh, like a hardcore like, yo,

2:53

drink bars. You got to do

2:55

some studying. Who can

2:57

make a beat off of that beginning of the

2:59

Brady Bunch theme song? Watch

3:01

that. Let's see

3:03

if anyone's done yet. I wonder if they

3:05

can. Shit, if you could bring a

3:08

beat off that. I feel like if you slow

3:10

that down. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. It

3:13

has to happen. Don, the remix. Dun, dun, dun,

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dun, dun. Give

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me fire. Dun, dun, dun, dun,

3:21

dun. Dun, dun,

3:23

dun, dun, dun. What's

3:28

bringing us three very lovely girls?

3:31

All of them a hair of gold. Girls

3:34

like their mother. You

3:36

got it? That's

3:48

hot as fuck. What is this? Oh. Oh.

3:53

Oh. Fire.

3:56

Von made it. It's literally their

3:58

name. Von made it. I

4:02

got my motherfuckers

4:12

trying to hit on me but that's okay because

4:15

you don't know feeling me girl girl

4:22

those are the ones I got in my bed

4:24

more than a menager swap plus one yeah what

4:31

got that yeah word

4:38

yeah into

4:41

that drop

4:46

in bar yeah I'm

4:49

like do I rap I was quick I

4:54

said that was quick so that that's who won

4:56

the content that was fire you just won yeah

4:58

whoever you were Vaughn made it that that that

5:00

that that was fire yo

5:02

now what I want to say we

5:04

got to show a couple of these fucking videos real

5:06

quick before we get start to talk about the cat

5:08

Williams interview

5:13

we're going to show which one you want to show

5:15

the court court room one oh my God the

5:18

courtroom get a judge getting bum rushed and

5:20

tackled wow I mean

5:23

I don't even know how you reach that the bailiff

5:25

is fired I just want to say that kid had

5:27

up speed really he had a when

5:29

you see he clears it's

5:32

like he should be a way he projected

5:34

himself so he should be a high jumper

5:36

yo yeah yes I'm always that you

5:40

just need to do you want

5:42

to give your shadow oh I do I

5:44

forgot thank you so much a shout out

5:46

to Murod thirsty and coach

5:48

Yiggs and Amen and yeah thanks for

5:50

watching us worthy worthy people

5:53

that are watching no you like me

5:55

and you better is a brother his

5:58

name is Murod Murod And but

6:00

he said jigs jigs, okay, and

6:03

then one is a man. Okay, and his last name

6:05

means thirsty in Arabic So we call him a man

6:07

thirsty even thirsty. Okay. Okay. Word

6:09

like a rapper Arab And

6:13

Arab who change there is

6:15

what is there a

6:17

word or terminology called my hanut

6:21

Called what name my hanut? Make

6:25

it up Wait,

6:31

what does it mean in English? So okay

6:33

when I used to go to the

6:35

corner store the Arab dudes were there

6:37

and he would Much

6:45

new me you crazy. Yeah Trying

6:50

to say we was gay gay That'd

6:53

be what is it menu? Oh

6:55

menu you feel gay? Yeah, like

6:57

no, no, but like in Egypt

6:59

in Egypt howl is it me

7:01

howl in Egyptian Arabic is gay

7:03

Like how you know how it

7:05

knows? I'm it was he

7:07

said the most

7:10

non-gay man my friend You

7:13

you are my We

7:16

didn't know You Because

7:21

of the earring what is it? No, he

7:23

would just say that menu menu you are

7:26

menu We're you a man. You're a man

7:28

you men you Know

7:30

the slew of you like over Arabic that

7:33

you were like this One

7:37

of them Like

7:41

You Tell

7:45

the way you work you you

7:50

Your your your your Anyone

7:55

at home listening should know my friend no

7:57

my you like gay or you are you?

7:59

I was a kid. Oh, you were

8:01

just a kid? I

8:04

was just a fucking kid and they were

8:06

just good. That's so mean. You were a

8:08

makaloo. I finally found out what that

8:10

word meant. Fuck you guys. Are

8:13

they still the same people? No, not a

8:15

sister. You need to find them on Facebook and be like,

8:17

I found out what that meant. Who's makaloo

8:19

now? I mean, years later. I find

8:22

you. He said, you're still makaloo. You

8:24

are a makaloo. You are on Facebook,

8:26

like little bit. My friend, you are

8:28

a makaloo. No, you makanoo.

8:31

Yo, we got that

8:33

shit? Yeah, you want to watch. Okay.

8:35

I can't wait. Oh, hell yeah. She

8:38

deserves to get that one. Let me say

8:40

that. She is so like,

8:43

feels like she's so superior.

8:46

Like, it can't, like, she looks like... That's

8:48

every judge. It can't happen. Okay, here

8:50

we go. Here we go. Damn!

8:55

God damn! Look, he

8:57

got us. She

9:01

goes out. Hold on, hold on,

9:03

hold on. He got a big...

9:05

So now it's like Quentin Tarantino. We're back. Hold

9:08

on, we're going to get it. Hold on. Judge

9:11

S. Contanran. So

9:13

he's in the leniency from the judge. I'm

9:15

a person who never stops trying to do

9:17

the right thing. No matter how hard... Hold

9:20

on. I just can't with that history. Of

9:22

course, there's a lot of time there. Fuck

9:25

that. Damn! No!

9:30

That's crazy! Hey,

9:32

could you... That's how he plays. Yo, he goes...

9:35

Hold on. Could you stop it

9:37

while he's diving? Just pause it

9:39

while... That's YouTube, right? Is

9:41

that YouTube? Right there. Ah! He

9:44

clears this. He's like, with the injection side. Yo, we put

9:46

that on a shirt like the Jordan. Yo, yo, yo. That's

9:49

just how the trampoline, like a mini trampoline.

9:51

No, he jumped over the drain. He

9:54

cleared it. He cleared it. Did

9:56

you hear it? She's going, ow! Like he's

9:58

fucking around. Tackle that

10:00

bitch we did but he says nah fuck that

10:02

bitch Wait,

10:07

hold on judge now fuck yo do that again

10:09

do that again. Let's show this is Crazy

10:16

I like how you goes. I just try my best to do. I

10:20

love how innocent he sounds innocent

10:24

Wait, no, no remind that because he got in like

10:26

what you know, and he was all nice Okay,

10:29

watch this not wearing the biggie shirt. I

10:31

mean he wasn't that nice Well, but what I'm saying

10:33

now, okay, look, I bet he's in front of a

10:35

judge. What is he gonna be? Yeah, it took two

10:37

seconds for him not to be too nice You

10:49

know, it's funny is it was a couple

10:51

seconds And nobody thought she's like block this

10:53

motherfucker Who

10:55

would have thought he was got he had a

10:57

like Ray Lewis that bitch Yo,

11:04

he Ray Lewis to her man that

11:06

was like if you you be quiet you can hear

11:09

her we when he gets it Do

11:11

you remember Palomolo from the Steelers? Oh

11:24

That but what do you think he's gonna get

11:26

for that a long time They're gonna make an

11:28

example out of him got four years for the case

11:30

He was already there for and now this is gonna add

11:32

on top of that They're gonna make an example at him.

11:34

So I think he's gonna get yeah, he's gonna

11:36

be the like he's gonna It's all at the

11:39

highest level. Oh wait a white judge first. You're

11:41

tagging a white woman already go tack You know

11:43

when a judge you want to see an image

11:45

of him? I know Jonathan Majors like don't Oh

11:49

The next court oh, yeah, we're hearing

11:52

after that. Oh, yeah Look

11:55

at what is it? Wait, what was mitten?

11:57

They covered him the silence of the land

12:00

Holy shit, you might an example Larry got

12:02

extra dudes here is the girls is the

12:04

judge named Clarice Clarice How'd

12:12

you like that high jump you thought I

12:14

couldn't get over that the lamp I

12:18

can leap like a gazelle and

12:21

you think I can't get you now even I'm

12:23

in the change watch this They

12:25

call me Houdini And

12:27

Java be that was amazing.

12:30

That's crazy. I want to know he did in high school.

12:32

Did he play true? I mean he needs to be in

12:34

ESPN plays. He needs to go

12:36

to the Columbine Yeah,

12:40

I know there's some football bigger man,

12:42

he'd be great middle linebacker we

12:45

need that in the middle right there I'll

12:47

pay for his mail Jesus Christ

12:50

She's looking at him like he can't

12:52

clear the bench, right? She's like, oh

12:55

Oh, oh just I can't be well,

12:57

did you see that the security he has

12:59

like a napkin on his head? Like what happened you see

13:01

that? Yo, let's start.

13:03

Let's do this one more time. This is fucking great on

13:06

his head Did

13:12

he bite her ass Longer

13:16

one and she's like like he's

13:18

fucking I Don't

13:22

know you can't see buddy. Okay, here we go

13:37

Hold on wait Keep

13:41

it played keep wait. There was another one that

13:43

you it ends like that right? Just there was

13:45

there was there a longer one Mike Oh

13:55

Yeah, you see like something has his head

14:00

Psycho man. Listen, I feel

14:02

like happened this year that

14:04

just happened a few days ago That

14:07

started off you you've been off in Gonta court

14:09

for this Cuz Godfrey's been

14:11

off of IG. That's why he's like this

14:13

tackling a judge And

14:16

then a fun fact in the article is his

14:18

his lawyer can't represent him for the new case

14:20

because he was a witness the original He's

14:25

like well, how do you plea attacking a judge not

14:27

guilty And

14:30

I'd be like this he's lying your honor, you

14:32

gotta support black excellence Black

14:34

people are something else If

14:38

only directed himself to something else

14:40

you could have been in the

14:42

limited line back any other Olympics What

14:47

do you think the repercussion for every other black dude she sees

14:49

for the rest of her life Time

14:54

for everybody We

14:58

are in What

15:03

city what city Las Vegas Don't

15:06

come to skank. I don't really yeah You're

15:09

not doing it in Vegas anymore. Yeah, they

15:11

actually just announced it to September Vegas again.

15:13

Yeah It wasn't

15:15

Vegas that old Vegas area that

15:17

shit It's

15:19

a great area for that. You're going to Florida. No,

15:21

they I think they were toying around with Well, it

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16:28

let's show this other with you want

16:30

to show the other surprising thing that

16:33

that's been happening. This is crazy. 2024

16:35

is starting off crazy as fuck. Watch

16:38

this shit people. Watch this

16:40

night all's. Watch this crazy

16:42

ass shit. Yo

16:47

underground tunnels that fighting

16:49

cops acidic Jews are

16:52

coming out like rats.

16:55

What the fuck? Hold on. Hold

16:57

on. What? No no play

17:01

it. Wait

17:03

hold on he's coming up that's like rats. You know

17:07

wait wait wait wait. Hold

17:10

on. Yeah they were trying to so people

17:12

could understand what they're watching. They built

17:14

underground tunnels appear like we're carving underground

17:17

tunnels. People found out they were gonna

17:19

fill it up with cement. They had the cement truck

17:21

they do it and this is them like protesting and

17:23

trying to stop them from like tearing down. I think

17:25

they put up cardboard and they're tearing down the cardboard

17:27

like this is their response to

17:29

it. Yo let's see let's

17:31

see what? Did they have

17:33

underground synagogues? No it was

17:35

a sex child ring. No

17:37

no no they are attacking

17:39

the cops. I'm

17:43

gonna shoot you. They're pepper cray.

17:45

Hey. I'm gonna shoot you this

17:47

way. It's like rats. Yo. Was

17:49

this a sex ring? What

17:57

the fuck? Oh,

18:01

so they have cardboard up over the

18:03

tunnels. Yeah, they closed them

18:05

down and they ripped it all off. I wonder

18:07

who got the lead in the basement. This

18:10

is in the basement. What

18:12

are all those cute, they had chairs

18:14

and... I

18:17

have footage of the tunnels too, after this. Yeah, let me see. What

18:19

the hell? This

18:22

is Brooklyn, right? Oh, so

18:24

nice. Yeah. Crown Heights is a building

18:26

fucking tunnel. That's literally about six blocks

18:28

from my house. Go

18:31

check it out and report back to us. They

18:33

are. They are under my own. Legitimate. I'm

18:35

on the second floor. Yo.

18:40

God, I have so much to say. Yo,

18:43

okay, so show the other tunnels. This

18:45

is wild. This

18:49

is wild, son. What the fuck,

18:51

yo? Damn. Let's

19:00

see. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh,

19:02

holy shit. They

19:06

got buckets. What the fuck? Yeah,

19:09

there was like a mattress that got pulled out that's part of

19:11

the news because people are saying there's blood on it. It was

19:14

full of blood. What the

19:16

fuck? Look

19:18

at the baby stuff. What

19:21

are they doing down there? It's

19:24

a trafficking ring. Here's it. Is it

19:26

really? Yes. Look

19:30

at this. They were going in. There's baby

19:33

clothes everywhere. What

19:35

the hell? Yo, that shit is.

19:39

Why would he go in there? Property manager

19:41

called in to fix the damage. They fucked

19:43

it all up. All of

19:45

it. Is it blocks of tunnels? That's what

19:47

I want to know. Yeah, like it goes.

19:50

Didn't anybody hear them? That's

19:53

what they said to people here. Let me pull up. A

19:55

guy had a tweet. Damn. Is

19:58

that the only video they have? of that

20:00

one crazy this should be

20:02

boss this should be videos

20:05

every combination one video jail

20:09

all the footage I've shown is all the footage

20:11

I've seen of it so yo

20:15

you think they don't get in trouble no of course

20:18

not zionists don't get in trouble those

20:21

are zionists I'm sure they are because oh orthodox

20:24

you know it's because some of the

20:26

there are orthodox who are pro-pal again

20:28

there was another angle of a video

20:30

and it was the most I like it was

20:33

the best thing ever it was just god it

20:35

was a gift from god they were getting

20:38

arrested one by one and getting walked out

20:40

of the place and right above them is

20:42

an enormous billboard that was a picture of

20:44

a kid that said kidnapped by hamas wow

20:48

and I was like well your guys

20:50

are kidnapped so that is a

20:53

I have tweets here from December

20:56

of a guy saying I swear I keep hearing

20:58

Yiddish under the floor in my New York apartment

21:00

I live at ground level and we have no

21:02

basement and then a tweet from November

21:04

him saying there are Jews living under my apartment

21:06

I can hear them like they are digging or

21:08

something for the record I live at ground level

21:11

we do not have a basement and then it's

21:13

him replying to those tweets saying I'm not crazy

21:15

you all owe me apology damn

21:17

did he call him vermin though

21:19

did anybody call him no vermin

21:21

don't live under the ground so

21:23

I mean do do rats live

21:25

that low yeah

21:27

that's what I mean like god there had

21:29

to be rats people are saying that

21:32

it's a child trafficking ring and a place for

21:34

them to like move in and now and whatnot

21:36

there was you saw there was a bunch of

21:38

baby stuff there was a bloody mattress that forensics

21:40

took it to take testing on those baby clothes

21:42

that a bunch of like the FBI people took

21:44

for evidence and whatnot what the fuck are they

21:46

doing down there what are they doing reading reading

21:48

the torah are they they're

21:50

investigating are they investigating the

21:52

whole thing now like anything I'm finding is saying they

21:54

don't know or some people are saying that they built

21:57

the tunnels during covid so that they could get to

21:59

the synagogue Oh stop. Cause

22:01

like people weren't allowed to leave and they were getting into Jewish

22:03

people. You weren't allowed to leave. No one locked

22:05

you in your house with never a mandated house

22:07

locked down. You got shot and you locked down. So

22:09

that's not their fifth response or anything. That's just like what the

22:11

internet's saying. And then you know what else

22:13

is so fucking frustrating? God forbid, God forbid those

22:16

guys hitting the cops were black, they would all

22:18

left in body bags. Man. Could

22:20

you imagine if a thing happened to

22:22

like black Israelites? Like they had underground

22:24

tunnels and they were called... Or Muslims

22:26

or Arabs or black people. Yeah, literally.

22:29

They would have all been dead. They were literally hitting the cops. Michael,

22:31

I'm not going to have you hypothetically

22:33

assume that America's racist. I'm just, I'm

22:36

not going to have it. Like

22:38

it was just a crazy story. Just like

22:40

watching them hit the cops and the cops not do anything

22:42

was just like really, really like... I've

22:46

seen them smack the captain of

22:48

the seven seven, which is right

22:50

by there. Smack him

22:52

in the face. Smack him in the face

22:54

and he took that shit. Nothing. That's crazy. They

22:57

got paid. I'm telling you,

22:59

they have a cop parked on

23:02

the service road. They blocked the service

23:04

road on Kingston Avenue every

23:06

so that they don't... There's no cars

23:09

can pass on the service road so that

23:11

they could cross the street freely. On

23:16

Brooklyn, New York

23:18

Avenue, Brooklyn, Kingston and Albany.

23:21

I just want to hear what all the

23:24

latest like pro, super pro right wing is,

23:26

like pro Israeli people are saying about this.

23:29

I probably like... Literally no

23:31

one thinks this is a good look. No one thinks...

23:33

I bet you they're not saying that. Hamas,

23:36

Hamas. That was Hamas. 12

23:39

men were arrested. Wow. Only

23:41

12. 12 of the...

23:44

The 12... 12 tribes. More

23:47

people got arrested there in the riverboat for all. Damn.

23:51

You 12 got arrested. It was

23:53

170 people. I

23:56

look at count like a where's Waldo. Is

23:58

that... Okay, then that's it. Is it for

24:00

that right of beers? Wanna So let me

24:03

see if I could find your in one

24:05

second that mattress that I was so whenever

24:07

I found an image of it if we

24:09

stereo fewer police at all and people say

24:12

athletic could be mud to be that's a

24:14

match it anymore that of the there's a

24:16

lot spot there are others that have an

24:19

estate is if they wanted that if they

24:21

wanted to trafford children they wouldn't have to

24:23

build tunnels to do dance. Know what? Whatever

24:25

they do as a Jewish community is independent

24:28

of everybody else and nobody is watching. Them

24:30

if they wanted to travel so elected

24:32

stabbed the old school bus ring and

24:34

the on schools if they wanted more

24:36

to the a bootlegger put him in

24:38

school. awesome I'm not like it would

24:40

probably are doing that brought I have

24:43

no idea damn I'd sit. And

24:45

that's wow. This is seems

24:47

really thin as a Barrier

24:49

Reef Honey diploma or no.

24:51

Solid. Doing something shady down there.

24:53

And Homs a city not

24:55

know or anomaly family. Care and

24:58

how such that became a maybe somebody.

25:00

Has to figure out what? Okay

25:02

once you find out right now

25:04

you that a deal with it

25:06

rain and U N N as

25:08

a police officer you that a

25:10

deal with the whole community as

25:12

long as you're just gonna go

25:14

in and an arrest one of

25:16

them and take it does not

25:18

happen It's here are the a

25:20

whole community shores up and they're

25:22

like know you gotta fight the

25:24

whole community Still anything you wanted

25:26

an while man. Anyway I know

25:28

as they all had. Looked alike

25:30

as I just i everybody looked like

25:32

they arrested as they they had a

25:35

beard and a half. Every who gets

25:37

what is or what have I always

25:39

very ahmad I don't no tickets or

25:41

my blog I lose a limb with

25:43

the jews in crown heights and they

25:45

don't come on my block and guilty

25:47

to have told yo will get where

25:49

we throw what are the how they

25:51

could choose to sea of them yet

25:53

it has guys have it's it's a

25:55

lot of but it was twelve of

25:57

them went to jail and swaths of.

26:00

We got. Move on. Was

26:03

crazy that was great arm way the

26:05

maybe. Okay so we we talked about

26:07

that. Yeah okay what about let's talk

26:09

about the man unit with with or

26:11

and talk about first of all cowboys

26:13

was par with I shall have league

26:15

we are. So first I think everyone

26:17

I have like little bullet points what

26:19

would you are totally is this a

26:21

buddy we could do the Ricky smiley

26:24

and address Ricky was Miley First the

26:26

student with as he started off with

26:28

Ricky smiles I think that's the first.

26:30

The yeah that's a smiley been already

26:32

smile abneris my for lots of them

26:34

up wrap rather silly I don't have

26:36

the you those ads are you doing

26:38

here we go of he does be

26:40

out with the browse illegal. Or

26:43

that we're going to this is

26:45

he was so agree this I

26:47

put a matter of fact that

26:49

our why were Ricky smiley Indiana

26:51

less than address now what was

26:54

making Somalis next movie was a

26:56

star Sunday with any were address

26:58

it you Betty they had a

27:00

similar contracts. Why would you put that

27:02

will allow a joint effort? That's where he

27:04

is now. Gently mobile app their. Ottomans

27:07

Island player. he can play a man the say

27:10

in a life. Watch out for the Bible. I

27:12

go women and I believe that the best out

27:14

there should be in the best role. For

27:17

your the okay we are everywhere after

27:19

that. before that the some city said

27:22

about ricky smiley book that of was

27:24

coal logical don't ugly ass like interesting

27:26

I got was a cold as fuck

27:28

that what he says to abroad bitch

27:31

he was a broadband big mac revisit

27:33

bag with that was just oh that

27:35

was like a double. Doubles low.

27:37

almost. not villainous in a bad way,

27:39

but like how we just like fully.

27:41

They get messy you. that's where he's

27:44

the best. As he said, you can't

27:46

even play a man's to save your

27:48

life better for you. What they're saying

27:50

you might be under cover of you

27:52

might be or jotted down low. that's

27:54

what he's saying. He say you can't

27:56

play at man is ugly. You lot

27:59

be an interesting. That's

28:01

what that's what I was didn't from

28:03

that like he was like you can

28:05

even play a man you know the

28:07

i like the best actors to be

28:09

is my project adverts for Ricky Smiley

28:11

said that he v that was a

28:14

gold our as not true because ah

28:16

arms when our desert rat are deserts

28:18

and is not true he i was

28:20

not in his contract for me to

28:22

blow up play that role of always

28:24

play their role solar heat it up

28:26

the the get Eve was wrong about

28:28

terrifies character and me like. Com and

28:30

it's as comedy is none of Adnan do

28:33

would not nail of what it it I'll

28:35

add a contract and and with Simonian outs

28:37

and are wisdom out better Zola we got

28:40

show each a love all that and I'm

28:42

like yo but he was saying what I

28:44

got from that was yeah you know it's

28:46

you guys are in it you know it's

28:49

you guys I'm just so and that out

28:51

there not knocking we I know Ricky smile

28:53

I don't know to our brand already smiley

28:55

Been a good do for in as long

28:58

as I've known him and dude at. A

29:00

magazine your brows a lot of was

29:02

but he got I got dragged by

29:04

the Brazil rights why weapons are as

29:07

a d will make the side fires

29:09

is is or right So he Abba

29:11

ah. Ah,

29:15

So they are. He had a

29:17

what? so does we have principles

29:19

that will principles that a threat

29:21

against his manhood, scarves and perseverance

29:24

and helpless rice for principles. And

29:26

as for founders and he. Didn't

29:29

say the principles right. Wait,

29:33

what can you look that up might

29:35

make murky smiley wage for here. When

29:37

he said as he is so it's

29:40

manhood so we're disease screw up he

29:42

was on his radio show and he

29:44

said the brought he talked about the

29:46

browse. I'm a man and I'm a

29:49

pilot. Had his own rose or is

29:51

and those are you a h we

29:53

spell it is a ray of met

29:56

the omega is he really smiley mebazaa

29:58

up Omega principal. Make a prince. Of

30:01

it up there. Yeah me that. So for

30:03

me and analyze why questioning him being a

30:05

real one. Where you

30:07

questioning really saw no no no he's

30:10

a d the brow is brought

30:12

a that happily abroad but it's like

30:14

years that always know that's I

30:16

mean the so they eat that's feet

30:18

and see Well yeah I mean only

30:21

get into that they would You know

30:23

if you easy school days in

30:25

a paddle they rattled a paddle? You

30:27

never you. I have a yard.

30:29

Never did you never get less than

30:32

four strokes rights because it's just the

30:34

principles the founders as for them, And

30:37

he does. He gets it wrong

30:39

and ne and browse went nuts.

30:41

Wow like you can get kicked

30:43

out to tablet love of those

30:45

was voted the my was will

30:47

run up on you or some

30:49

lights yo what the fuck is

30:51

wrong with you like I'm I'm

30:54

solid. Yeah out a former senator

30:56

and yeah what it's like not

30:58

good. he said a manhood he

31:00

says oh. Man

31:02

oh man woman was nice

31:04

not hold gonna homeless. But

31:07

you could just see the the

31:09

the brothers like you play as

31:11

much call it did some fragrances

31:13

to I'm. Native

31:15

your video him talking about it comes yeah

31:17

yeah he also is very yeah. Do some

31:19

of your my stance with the Omega Psi

31:21

Fraternity from a month ago. could that be

31:23

as good as the see is the what

31:25

is it A see what he says okay.

31:30

Okay is no without a lot of

31:32

whatever are you have. Never

31:36

I have a like that

31:38

unless a months out. the

31:40

as. An

31:43

issue is it is that we're stressed out

31:45

with with as though he suffered an uncle

31:47

myself as. Much

31:50

out there running out amplifies the lot

31:53

of would allow the road. also

31:57

says that area I

32:01

go I'll take you with the brother. I

32:03

don't know like I know like

32:05

I go kick you with the brother, you know Yeah,

32:08

so it sounds like he's cool with them. Well, no,

32:10

he's always kidding. Well, you can't find it. It's a

32:14

Christ holy shit, man. All

32:16

right, we're gonna I want to I want to

32:18

I want to Know

32:21

I want to move a little

32:23

before that because there's some

32:25

stuff that Kat Williams was explaining

32:28

He was explaining about like when they got

32:30

on the set about auditioning for Next

32:33

Friday, you understand and

32:36

he was saying that you know,

32:38

he played money Mike Cat

32:40

was played money Mike and Ricky smiley

32:42

played the Santa Claus All

32:45

right, right He played the Santa Claus character

32:47

and that was when they were he was

32:49

talking about at the beginning kind of at

32:51

the beginning So go back to

32:53

that. I think it was around it was

32:55

around four Damn, I had my

32:57

little thing too. Oh, I got it. What go if

33:00

you go. I got the interview here I could just

33:02

play and you could tell me no here. I got

33:04

here. I bet let's go Yeah,

33:06

give me a time. So Rick

33:09

you oh, there it is for 19 Nine

33:13

that matter in all the black Hollywood

33:15

they feel comfortable sitting here lying to

33:17

you about it You will say the

33:19

record straight. Are you kidding me? You

33:21

let Ricky smiley sit here and you said

33:23

out that mouth You

33:26

stole Friday after next the one

33:28

I was Which

33:31

are all of America's fumbled a

33:33

bit when that happened And then he

33:36

said some stuff that we haven't heard

33:38

in 100 years in Hollywood.

33:40

You ain't say nothing This man

33:42

told you he had Cat

33:44

Williams role. He was gonna be money

33:47

Mike What and can't Williams was going

33:49

to be there will be the Santa

33:51

Claus now Three quick

33:53

points you mean in Hollywood they

33:55

cast a five foot five black Santa Claus

33:58

that way 145 That's

34:00

your story. Your story is the Ricky

34:03

Smiley that couldn't even do curse words

34:05

because he had a Christian fan base.

34:08

He was going to play the pimp. Why

34:10

you didn't ask him? Why has he played

34:12

a woman in more movies than he's played

34:14

a man? Well, I didn't

34:17

know he shouldn't be able. You wouldn't let

34:19

us, uh, uh, uh, uh, athlete that been

34:21

on steroids talk about one of the greats.

34:25

Ricky Smiley can't act because Ricky

34:27

Smiley can't act. He told

34:29

you the story about when the movie came out.

34:31

Where did he say he watched it at

34:34

home? He wasn't even at the premiere.

34:36

You telling this man, you stole

34:38

that. Oh, so he could get

34:40

his name in the same sentence. What

34:42

a great one. It is sad. He was

34:45

just that bitter when we were shooting it.

34:47

He told everybody. This should have

34:49

been my role. Everybody on the scene.

34:51

Why do you think no past member has ever

34:53

said anything? He could have

34:56

played that role like you. I thought he was

34:58

there. No one why no, he

35:00

was with KD. He beat

35:02

up Terry Crews. Why nobody know this

35:05

story. You talking about a Hollywood. They

35:07

switched off-road. You take them to heat.

35:09

What? So,

35:11

Ricky Smiley knows this and I don't

35:14

know why he would lose a child

35:16

and come on the air. That's

35:18

why people believe in his son passed away.

35:21

You know, his son passed away. I

35:25

worked with his son at Star Dome in

35:27

Alabama. His son died like Fentanyl or something.

35:29

It was like a you know drugs. His

35:32

son was in the 30s. So, Ricky Smiley

35:34

lost his son. Wow. Which was fucked up.

35:37

And so, and I think that there is

35:39

video of Ricky Smiley crying on camera. Have

35:41

you seen this one? Where he's fixing like

35:43

some coffee and then he's off camera sobbing.

35:46

Because I think because he said why would you lose

35:48

your son and then come in here lying? I'll go

35:50

keep going. It's kind of wild. Go ahead.

35:53

I don't know why liars lie, but

35:55

I can tell you this. We

35:58

auditioned in Los Angeles. Yes, I

36:00

was audition number 201. Two

36:04

hundred black comedians auditioned for the

36:06

role of Money Mike with me.

36:08

You're saying all 201 of

36:11

us was auditioning and you had already

36:13

had the role and had already shot

36:15

the role in four days. The

36:18

truth of the matter is the money

36:20

Mike in the original script got raped

36:23

in the bathroom and that's what Ricky

36:25

Smiley was OK with. Cat

36:28

Williams had to take the risk in

36:30

front of the studios and the cast

36:32

and our powers that be in his

36:35

very first movie and say

36:37

respectfully, humbly, guys,

36:40

if we talk about anything else, I have

36:43

no credibility and I have no pull. But

36:45

we talk about comedy, right? Where

36:48

I have all the credibility and

36:50

all the pool. The

36:52

problem with Friday after next is

36:55

we're trying to make a classic comedy

36:58

and this comedy involves the rape and

37:01

rape is never funny no matter

37:03

who it happens to or

37:05

what the circumstances are. If

37:08

you would allow me to allow

37:10

us to do this movie without a black

37:12

man getting raped in it, I

37:15

promise you that it will be twice

37:17

as funny as it would be

37:19

with him getting raped. Mm

37:22

hmm. So considering that's the real story,

37:24

why would you bring up that

37:26

story? Thirty five members

37:28

of the cast and crew have never brought

37:30

up that Ricky. So I was going to

37:32

say he said Ricky

37:35

Smiley was on the set saying

37:37

that was my role. Now,

37:40

when Ricky Smiley's answer, he called he

37:42

was on his radio show. He

37:44

said, you know, I did

37:47

go out for money, Mike. Right.

37:49

And he calls his old manager

37:51

Gary Abdo, who is the owner

37:53

of the Atlanta Comedy Theater, where

37:55

I had the little little scuffle

37:57

thing beef with T.I. Yeah, yeah.

37:59

Gary Abdo was his manager for

38:02

years. And he's been

38:04

owning that club for like 30 years in

38:06

Atlanta. And he got Gary Abdo

38:08

on a conference call and saying, yep, you

38:11

auditioned for it. You went out for Money

38:13

Mike, but Kat was the best thing for

38:15

it. You played the Santa Claus. That's

38:18

not what Kat is talking about. He's

38:20

talking about when we started shooting,

38:22

you kept saying, it was your

38:24

role. That's passive

38:26

aggressive shit. That was my

38:28

role. I mean, that's aggressive. That's aggressive,

38:30

but that's like hater shit, I

38:33

think. Ricky

38:35

Smiley didn't explain that. When

38:38

I talk about you auditioning, because hundreds

38:40

of people audition for shit. I've auditioned

38:42

for shit and they gave it to someone else, and then you're on

38:44

set with the person that got that part. It is what it is.

38:47

As long as you're working. So

38:50

he didn't... That's what Kat was saying. You're

38:52

sitting up there on the set going, that was my

38:54

role. So that's what he

38:56

was talking about. I

38:58

mean, push back. If I'm explaining it right. Let

39:01

me push you a little back on Kat too. They

39:04

can have the person that they want

39:07

for the role and still audition

39:09

other people. Two hundred people with

39:11

no intention on putting nobody down.

39:14

That also can happen. Right. That

39:17

could happen. But when you're on

39:19

set saying, that was my role,

39:21

that's rude. Super rude. I mean,

39:23

if he did, that's rude. Because

39:25

he didn't dispute that part. He

39:27

disputed, I auditioned for it.

39:29

Yeah. He was saying, but we're on

39:31

the set. You're going, no, that was my role. Well,

39:34

yes. All the responses, everybody's

39:36

going, Kat's crazy. Kat's crazy.

39:38

But nobody's disputing the actual

39:40

thing that he's talking about. No, but

39:43

see, first of all, Kat's always ready

39:45

for the smoke. That

39:47

dude is always... Even if he

39:50

embellishes on some things, he said he read 3,000 books. No,

39:53

he said 3,000 a year. On

39:57

Willie Dee. A year. Yeah, it

39:59

really is a 10,000. I can bet. But this one I'm

40:01

talking about, he's 3,000. A,

40:04

his IQ is 160. That's

40:06

facts. He's a genius. For 3,000 books, I was like,

40:09

but that was so like minute and I didn't even

40:11

give a fuck. And just for him saying 3,000

40:13

books, that's awesome. Like, that's, and the people that

40:16

are mad at it, because you don't read that

40:18

much. Or you can

40:20

read abstractions of that. We all know he's already a

40:22

smart dude, so it'd be like, I read 3,000 books.

40:25

I feel like that's a bit of an exaggeration more.

40:27

It is. It's a flex. That's

40:30

not necessary. It's a not necessary

40:32

flex, what doesn't help the credibility.

40:34

And so, which he's already a

40:36

credible smart man, which is crazy.

40:38

Exactly. Well, there's this

40:40

Ricky Smiley, there's video. If you have

40:42

Ricky Smiley sobbing on camera, it's like

40:44

a weird, he's making like a coffee

40:47

and he's just like, and then he just, all

40:49

those things, you hear him crying. And I'm wondering,

40:52

was it to that? Was it a reaction to

40:54

that? Or maybe because of his son? Are you

40:56

saying that happened at the same time as the

40:58

movie? No, this

41:00

is recent. Oh. This is,

41:03

he's wearing, yeah, this is recent. Oh, so

41:05

you're saying he was crying because he

41:07

was smoking him. No, no, I'm wondering

41:09

if it's because of all the shit

41:12

that's been happening. Because Kat said, hey,

41:14

yo, how you, your

41:16

son dies and you come out here lying.

41:18

I think maybe all of that piled on

41:20

a thing like a yellow suit. Yes. Yes.

41:24

Watch this. This

41:26

is him, I'm alive. Thank

41:56

you. Every

42:00

Jew. You

42:05

look like they're 41 toe you

42:26

try it, your intuition is so overwhelming. You

42:29

know, he lost his son like, yeah, but

42:31

he didn't lose his son now, right? When

42:33

did he lose his son? A couple months ago.

42:36

Last year. I didn't even know. Son died, suicide.

42:38

I didn't know that. No,

42:40

I knew his son now. I

42:43

knew his son. I thought you were saying he

42:45

lost his son a while ago. No, you lost

42:47

him this months, like some months ago. But

42:49

lost his son. So I'm thinking that just all

42:52

of it came in. And then he's like, why?

42:54

It's like, you know, just all of this

42:56

shit. Damn. This is why

42:58

you got to be righteous. You

43:04

got to tell the truth. You

43:06

got to be kind to people.

43:08

You got to be upfront because

43:10

when the reckoning comes, I

43:12

don't believe in karma. I

43:14

don't believe in karma at all. But I

43:16

do believe in probability. And

43:19

when you if you're a thief and you keep stealing,

43:21

there's only a matter of time. Eventually

43:23

you get caught. Do I believe that there's a

43:26

force that balances? I don't believe that at

43:28

all because there's no way in the world

43:31

that black people would have been slaves for

43:33

400 years and there's a karma. So I'm

43:35

not I don't believe that. But when

43:38

you are in your consistently

43:42

exaggerating lying, like even this, even

43:44

the reckoning with Diddy, all

43:46

the stuff that's going on with Diddy, you

43:49

consistently do this and you get

43:51

caught, you pay people off, you bury

43:54

it, you keep doing it, you freaking

43:56

off on dudes, you grooming motherfuckers, you

43:58

beating up women. eventually

44:02

the probability goes people get...

44:05

we see you motherfucker. You get

44:07

caught eventually. There's never a situation

44:10

where when they talk about Steve

44:12

Harvey, nobody says something

44:14

nice about Steve Harvey. They never

44:16

says everybody's got a story. It's

44:18

just terrible. Always horrible. And to

44:21

the same token, nobody talks about

44:23

Kat and doesn't talk about how

44:25

generous he is. Right. And so...

44:27

So nice. People... we see you.

44:30

You know what I'm saying? You

44:33

see motherfuckers and people, they

44:35

want to hide who they are. And then

44:37

all of a sudden they're exposed. So

44:40

I mean, when we mentioned in the first

44:42

hour, we mentioned J.Lo. Right

44:44

away. Oh, she's such a bitch. When

44:47

you mentioned Taylor Swift. Oh, she

44:49

gave people like these stories. Yeah.

44:51

They matter. All these

44:53

things matter. How you live your life on

44:55

a day to day basis matters. And if

44:57

you think it doesn't, if you think you're

45:00

going to keep... Like when Steve's

45:02

wife was banging the bodyguard, motherfuckers

45:04

was for it. When Kat said

45:06

he had a man unit on

45:08

his head. We're

45:11

going to play that. We're going to play

45:13

that. And we're going to play that. And

45:15

that's just... I want to play

45:18

that Steve Harvey part. I was going to do the

45:20

Steve Harvey part. Because he dragged his motherfucking ass. He

45:23

talked about Faison. He talked about Odiddy. He

45:25

said, don't go to any Diddy parties. I

45:28

remember not to go to any Diddy party. Say

45:30

no when you get invited by Diddy. Like

45:32

he already called out Diddy. And

45:35

he was doing that in this comedy special going, I

45:37

was going to some of these places. These rooms were

45:39

like, what the hell are they doing? He

45:42

was already calling Pimp Chronicles. He was calling that

45:44

shit out. Here

45:46

941. Around

45:48

941 to about 1335. You

45:54

can't hide who you are. You

45:57

can't be that motherfucker and not be...

45:59

people not know. Yeah, yeah,

46:02

yeah. Tried 941 around

46:04

that, around that. That's when he

46:06

started really like, boy,

46:10

but it was like, it's like a record.

46:12

He even said it in 2020. Okay, here

46:14

we go. Let's see. Try that. Cedric

46:18

did the same thing. Cedric told you when

46:20

you asked him, did you steal Cat Williams

46:22

joke? He said it don't line up.

46:24

How it don't line up that I did

46:27

it on TV in 2018. You came to see

46:29

me at the comedy store do it in 2019 and then

46:31

did it on

46:33

the Kings of comedy. Like what doesn't

46:35

line up? This is a televised joke

46:37

that Mark Curry helped me punch up

46:40

and get to the level that it

46:42

was. The same Steve that

46:44

went to go watch Mark Curry

46:46

do his whole sitcom and then

46:48

stole everything Mark Curry had. Now

46:50

Steve got a sitcom where he

46:52

the principal and he wear a

46:55

suit and he and then

46:57

he gets this high top fade making all

46:59

black men think he got the best lineup

47:01

in the business and it's a man unit.

47:03

Why you not a

47:06

movie star? There has to be a movie

47:08

star. It's the same Negro that hated on

47:11

Bernie with this same thing. I didn't want

47:13

to be a movie star. No, you couldn't

47:15

be a movie star. There are 30,000 scripts

47:18

in Hollywood every year. Not one of them

47:22

asked for a country-bunking black dude

47:24

that can't talk good over KB

47:26

and look like Mr. Potato Head.

47:28

There ain't none. I

47:31

played a lot of characters 60 movie

47:38

roles. I'm not playing Cat Williams

47:40

in there. I don't know Cat.

47:42

We might not let you drink

47:45

any more. I'm not doing by

47:47

at all. I've had a simple

47:49

less than you. The truth don't

47:51

need motivation. I'm just saying I

47:54

can't let these dudes lie. Cedric

47:56

sitting here telling you why he

47:58

ain't a movie star. He don't

48:00

really look like a walrus. You didn't say

48:02

nothing. He can't even get his arms off

48:05

his stomach. Shouldn't know why I'm not a

48:07

movie. What? He

48:09

never wrote anything. Remember, when Cedric the

48:11

Entertainer starts, he's supposed to be singing,

48:14

dancing, and telling jokes. That's why he's

48:16

called the Entertainer. We found out he

48:18

can't sing, can't dance, and doesn't

48:20

write jokes. He did

48:22

four comedy specials. They're so bad,

48:24

Shannon. They're not available on Netflix

48:27

or TV. Can I say

48:29

that again for the audience? They're

48:31

so bad that they're not available

48:33

on Netflix or TV. You

48:36

don't think they have a good comedian? The

48:38

world doesn't think that, sir, I

48:41

have 12 comedy specials. He has

48:43

four specials that are not available

48:45

on Netflix or TV. Which

48:48

is it? It seems to me, Kat,

48:50

that you had a lot to get

48:52

off your chest at all times. Oh,

48:54

no. You wanted to take the registry.

48:56

Winners are not allowed to allow losers

48:59

to rewrite history. I

49:01

don't say any of these things if

49:03

my name is not breached by these

49:06

people on your platform. If

49:09

you give a liar a

49:11

platform to lie, then I'm

49:13

not being messy by saying,

49:15

hold on, that never happens.

49:17

It's untrue. And there are

49:20

hundreds of witnesses for each

49:22

thing I'm saying. Let

49:24

me ask you this. What

49:27

is your relationship with Steve Harvey, Ricky

49:29

Smiley, and Cedric Diddley Taylor as you

49:31

sit here currently? They, for

49:33

30 years, they're a group.

49:36

These aren't three random guys.

49:38

The way that Ricky Smiley

49:40

kept appearing at all of

49:42

my auditions is because of

49:44

Steve and saying he would tell anybody

49:47

that, listen, they got a gang on that

49:49

side. They know what it is. They

49:51

know who the gang is. Why

49:53

earthquake, not in movies? Cause he's

49:55

illiterate. He can't read. And they found

49:58

that out when they gave him a shot. show

50:00

and put the cards in front of

50:02

it. Like all of these dudes are

50:04

co-entwined and they share secrets and this is

50:06

the age of truth and

50:09

the truth doesn't need to be scared

50:11

of the fact that people tell lies.

50:14

Calf-sown drugs, where

50:16

are the stories? Why is there no story

50:18

of anybody who ever sold a drug to

50:20

me, did a drug with me, was around

50:22

me when I was inebriated? I

50:24

got five daughters, I got five

50:26

sons. Why would we tell these

50:29

ridiculous stories because

50:31

it's competition? You

50:33

feel like, well why come these

50:35

comedy guys can't just get along?

50:38

Why didn't you get along with the other teams

50:40

you were competing against? If you were at

50:42

Denver Bronco, why you don't get along with the

50:44

Cowboys? Something wrong with you? Without disagree, I don't

50:47

know why all the Cowboys, cat, damn, you

50:49

like them. No, that's not fair. What committee do

50:51

you love? Did you play against the team?

50:53

Yes. I've taken 46 comedians

50:57

with me on the

50:59

road. 46. Okay. I'm

51:01

not the comedian you can give that to. I

51:04

only put on comedians that are funnier

51:06

than me. Anybody that

51:08

ever told you differently was a

51:10

fat Faison liar. There's nobody

51:12

like me in the business. Faison, I

51:15

just called a freak. Faison,

51:18

I said that getting

51:20

a Netflix special is easy. I have 12

51:22

specials. Guess how many Faison got? Zero.

51:26

Why is he allowed to

51:29

have conversations about real stand-up

51:31

people? We do not let

51:33

people who are on the

51:35

juice discuss real athletes. That's

51:37

all. As a journalist, that's

51:40

all. That's all I'm saying. I

51:42

don't harbor any resentment to any

51:45

of these entities because I can't

51:47

be jealous. I've never seen them

51:50

have anything that I ever wanted.

51:53

If you sign up for their program, you get

51:55

a light skin, weird

51:57

face wife that never do it. interview

52:00

listen in 20 years won't do

52:02

an interview nobody's ever talked to

52:05

her hey Mike bring up things

52:07

and you know he's talking about

52:10

price Steve Harvey he's

52:12

about him right? he got

52:14

the well he talked about seven people and

52:16

there's a picture of all

52:18

of them with their lives

52:21

wow he's a picture of all of

52:23

them holy shit oh

52:26

wow here you go where's

52:30

the seven Mike look up the

52:33

seven seven weird big

52:36

weird face life skin

52:38

wives goddamn

52:42

I was like yo catish

52:44

to hell woo he

52:47

was like body blow body blow knock

52:49

him out my

52:51

god wait who's the other who's

52:53

the other wife you see somebody

52:56

did a post with all the wives

52:58

and like Ricky Vileys, Cedric ok let's see

53:01

oh man wait really

53:04

I don't know if you can blow that up I have no idea wow

53:07

really weird

53:11

face I don't I think

53:13

it's a video well no it's just it's a

53:15

post it can't go a looping video that's

53:17

why ok it's gonna skip to the

53:19

next video if I unpause ok yeah so I

53:22

mean they're all fair skinned Steve Harvey, Eddie Murphy

53:24

who catw well

53:27

he didn't dog Eddie Murphy no not just

53:29

people yeah yeah cat will you gotcha

53:33

ok yeah I think he was

53:35

giving a blow maybe to Steve Harvey I think yeah yeah because

53:37

is there more Steve Harvey stuff no I think that oh he's

53:39

so I think that's about yeah

53:42

I went 941 to 1333 I have

53:45

like a two minute snippet of like the

53:47

best Steve Harvey thing so I think there might be one or

53:49

two things we can see what

53:51

he stole let's see what

53:53

he stole they got those things going on we can match

53:55

the different oh yeah the um what you call it the

53:58

car We can match.

54:01

We're gonna match the jokes. We're doing a

54:03

show in cash and doing five shows a

54:05

week. They just tell the

54:07

stories. Thanks to

54:09

my wife, I'm where I am. You

54:11

said that about the first wife. You

54:13

forget that. You told her from the

54:15

first. You would learn somebody else that

54:17

thinks I'm a man. Like, what are

54:20

you talking about? Damn.

54:22

Steve told you that he stopped doing

54:24

stand-up because he had seven TV shows.

54:26

The only problem is, when he stopped

54:28

stand-up, he didn't have those seven

54:30

TV shows. He stopped stand-up because

54:33

he got in a comedy battle

54:35

called the Championship of Stand-Up Comedy

54:37

with one Cat Williams in Detroit, in front

54:40

of 10,000 people, and lost because

54:43

Cat Williams said he was actually bald and

54:46

that was a wig. And I went in,

54:48

and that's why he couldn't do stand-up anymore.

54:50

Imagine him coming to tell you another

54:52

story where he got so big and

54:54

it was Bernie and them's fault because

54:56

they wanted to be movie stars. Watch

54:58

this. Watch

55:00

this. What? You

55:03

called Ocean11 to get that nigga's

55:06

part. Yep. Yep. I

55:08

don't run into none of them. That's

55:11

what I'm saying. If you were a fan of our love fan, you mean you've been

55:13

a fan of him for 32 years, you still waiting

55:15

on him to do his first special? You

55:18

mean to tell me, if Steve Harvey, your favorite comedian, you mean

55:20

you've been waiting for him to do stand-up for 15 years

55:23

now? I

55:26

mean, Steve got a lot of other. Still

55:28

out there. None of those

55:31

irons matter to stand-up. Who

55:33

cares that they wrote a black card for

55:35

you to do family feud on? Like, you're

55:38

successful because we're surprised you can talk

55:40

for a living and it's entertaining that

55:43

you gonna say some funny country things.

55:47

But not a writer. Right. Not

55:49

a writer. Oh my God. And

55:53

he said something else about, damn it. Ah,

55:56

he said more. Fuck. What

55:59

did he say after that? that. It's two

56:01

and a half hours. But I don't know. I know. Um,

56:04

name something that women like big cause

56:06

you ain't going to give me five

56:08

because he said, he said, Oh, um,

56:11

yeah, I've been, I, as they people run, he

56:13

says, when I come in the room, heads are

56:15

down. Oh yeah. Heads are down. He goes, I,

56:17

every time I think I might have, I don't

56:19

know if this is, it's an interesting clip, no

56:21

matter what, it's a 30 second quick one, but

56:23

you want to watch it. Okay. I

56:27

mean, for talking about Harvey Weinstein before the

56:30

thing came out, but he offered to suck

56:32

my penis in front of all my people

56:34

at my agency. They've

56:38

canceled me for talking about Harvey Weinstein before

56:40

the thing came out, but he offered to

56:42

suck my penis in front of all my

56:44

people at my agency. What

56:46

am I supposed to do? He

56:49

did all of that. I'm thinking I'm the

56:51

only black person on the script. I get

56:53

there. It's three other black guys on this.

56:55

Whoo. Huh? Do you wonder what they did?

56:58

I told him no. What y'all do? And

57:02

this is why when I walk in a room, heads

57:04

go down. Damn.

57:07

That's crazy. Damn. Yo.

57:11

And I bet you, I just think in

57:13

my heart when he comes, he

57:15

shows up at a place, people are like, holy

57:17

fuck. When you're,

57:19

when you're, when you're truthful, when you're

57:22

not phony. Yeah. It's

57:24

like, it's like, it's like the, the,

57:26

the, the plant growing through the

57:28

cement. Yeah. That's the truth.

57:30

Yeah. The cement is a lie. You

57:33

have that cement for a while, but then

57:35

that ain't real. So same thing that

57:37

happened with Rogan and, and man. Yeah. And

57:41

man. See it was in the stratosphere.

57:43

And then, and then Rogan was like,

57:46

fuck all that. Rogan got fired. He

57:48

got fired from Gersh. Rogan

57:50

got the last laugh. Oh my God. And

57:52

then Mencia became another

57:55

club comic that no one's really

57:57

rocking with anymore. No one really hears

57:59

from men. can't like men

58:01

see in there. Right. It's because he stole his jokes right?

58:03

He stole a lot of jokes. Now

58:06

speaking of joke David, can we see

58:08

Cat Williams versus the Cedric and her

58:10

entertainer joke? It's a

58:12

joke that they said Cedric stole from

58:14

Cat Williams. Yeah, that said

58:16

he stole it. And then we're going to

58:19

look at the Cedric stealing a joke from

58:21

Meat Sack Taylor from Designing Women. Wow.

58:25

Wow. I mean,

58:27

I understand stock jokes, but God, a

58:29

sitcom. I have a question fast

58:32

now or after. What is

58:34

your question? So like, obviously, I'm still

58:36

a rookie and I'm not at the level where I

58:38

could afford writers and help and all that. I'm still

58:41

just like super on the like, on the ground in

58:43

green. When they get to a certain

58:45

level, they hire writers. Is it the writers stealing the

58:47

jokes or is it really some writers will

58:49

send me at clubs and steal jokes

58:51

too. That was the thing. So they

58:53

don't like some writers

58:55

will come like I know, like those,

58:57

like whether it's SNL, whether it's some sketched

59:00

writers, they'll come and send his shows

59:02

and take people shit and expand it into

59:04

a sketch. And they'll be like, wait, I

59:06

do a joke like that. I had a,

59:08

I had a thing where they, where

59:11

SNL did a whole kind of

59:14

man school kind of thing. After

59:16

they saw you. Well,

59:19

I don't know some of the writers brought it with

59:21

Seth, Seth Meyers.

59:25

See if you can find that mic. Seth Meyers

59:29

skit about SNL skit about, he

59:31

saw you or something? No, but

59:34

you know, the writers know me.

59:36

And so it's a, it's about,

59:38

you know, what's your first we're

59:40

finding something. What are you, we're

59:42

finding first though. What were we

59:44

looking for? The cat Williams footage

59:46

of the entertainer stolen jokes. Yeah.

59:49

Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, let's play that.

59:51

Yes. Watch this. Watch this. Now out

59:53

of the car when it stops to

59:55

get it back started and he starts

59:58

directing traffic. However, the entertainment. cannot get

1:00:00

out of it. Wait, wait, wait. No, that's not a good

1:00:02

one. Because we got to... There's one that side by side.

1:00:04

She does it. Yeah,

1:00:07

there's the one that's side by side. So

1:00:09

many people are doing these damn videos. There's one

1:00:11

that... And then they have misleading titles. Oh

1:00:14

yeah, and it's because there's always some bum wanting

1:00:16

to fucking get famous. Yo, y'all

1:00:18

heard. This your man, Video

1:00:20

Victor. And I want to tell you,

1:00:23

man, yo, man, there's a lot of

1:00:25

things going down where they said they

1:00:27

can't win. Man,

1:00:29

I can't believe they know that shit, man.

1:00:31

That's wrong. But it's just, they

1:00:34

press the like button because I'm about to

1:00:36

show you shit, boy. It's

1:00:38

crazy. It's Video Victor. This

1:00:40

podcast is sponsored by Big

1:00:43

Mac. Yo,

1:00:47

okay, you find another one? I

1:00:50

think this is. Okay, this is. Okay,

1:00:52

now I suck. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Okay,

1:00:56

you can hear the damn thing when it cut off. It

1:00:59

looks like this. You flossing in

1:01:02

a thick, tinned converted. Watch

1:01:05

this. Again,

1:01:14

said you said you. He's

1:01:25

driving a spaceship. So

1:01:41

this Cedric, is

1:01:44

it his fault? Is it his writers fault?

1:01:46

Ultimately, Cedric saw obvious ways. He's

1:01:48

stealing. That exists after riot. This

1:01:50

he's saying, cats

1:01:52

that he saw him do it. He complimented him.

1:01:57

That's a lot of time. Crazy. times

1:02:00

when comics, some comics, especially if they're bigger

1:02:02

than you, when they go, yo, that joke

1:02:04

you do about, they're about to take it.

1:02:07

That's crazy. There's a lot of comics

1:02:09

now that are really big that are

1:02:11

joke thieves. Like who? You

1:02:14

know, some of them are international. Trevor

1:02:16

Noah. Oh, you heard about

1:02:18

that, Trevor Noah? Everybody knows that he steals jokes.

1:02:21

From like who? From whoever the fuck. He stole a

1:02:23

joke, I know he stole a joke from Dan

1:02:26

Soder. Damn. Did the joke

1:02:29

about the

1:02:31

Russian accent. I love that.

1:02:33

That's on Dan Soder's special.

1:02:36

And it's like because he's so much bigger, like

1:02:38

no one's ever been bigger. Because nobody, you're going to think he

1:02:40

did it. But you said

1:02:42

that when you went to Africa, all

1:02:45

the African comics was like, oh, that guy, that

1:02:47

guy is. Yeah, he was like, that guy steals

1:02:49

all my jokes. And you know, people be telling

1:02:51

the truth because you know, in the

1:02:53

comedy business, people have had

1:02:55

their shit stolen. I remember one person, I'm not going

1:02:57

to bring their name up. They took, they saw me

1:02:59

doing a joke and they did it on their little

1:03:02

Comedy Central, whatever. And I said, why would the

1:03:04

fuck would you do that? Did you

1:03:06

confront them? Yeah, I just said, why would you do

1:03:08

that? Will Silvers? No,

1:03:11

no, no, no, it

1:03:14

wasn't Will. It was somebody, but I ain't going to

1:03:16

tell, I ain't going to. But it was just like,

1:03:18

why would you do that shit to me? Like what

1:03:20

the fuck, man? You see me do it. Yeah. And

1:03:23

yeah, but it was, you know, I was like, whatever. Mike, you

1:03:25

see that thing I sent you? Yeah, what

1:03:27

do you want to show? This is so you, she was

1:03:29

asking about the writers, the

1:03:32

writers and how the writers. And your man's school,

1:03:34

they see you do the work. You see it,

1:03:36

you tell me, you tell me what you think.

1:03:38

Okay. Okay. Because

1:03:41

it's like, I'm like, this is

1:03:43

a lot. Oh, okay.

1:03:45

It's a beta, the beta force

1:03:48

SNL. Now, I don't think the

1:03:50

sephs stole it, but the writers, well, they bring it

1:03:52

to them. Yeah. Yeah.

1:03:55

A lot of writers will be in the audiences like

1:03:58

it shows. Because there's a pressure for them. come

1:04:00

up with stuff and they come up with stuff

1:04:03

and so they'll take some money yeah sure and

1:04:05

turn it into a yes when

1:04:11

you get older your body produces a

1:04:14

lot less testosterone and that affects everything

1:04:16

that makes you feel like a man

1:04:19

and you know she can tell but

1:04:21

before you face a full-on vitality crisis

1:04:24

you find a testosterone

1:04:26

boosting supplement on TV and you

1:04:28

know it's effective because it's in

1:04:30

a giant black canister and endorsed

1:04:32

by the strongest retired athlete money

1:04:34

can buy and before you know

1:04:36

it you're a brand new man

1:04:45

faster trading harder

1:04:48

you're a man again only

1:04:50

one problem you've turned into

1:04:53

a full

1:04:58

psycho look at yourself man you're

1:05:00

wearing skin-tight muscle shirts to work

1:05:03

now you're in your mid 50s

1:05:05

with a jet black goatee that

1:05:07

ain't normal man you think

1:05:10

it's cool porno railing your wife to do

1:05:12

a joke about where I used to do

1:05:15

a joke about fucking a girl and her

1:05:18

sitting on a cold peas

1:05:20

a pack of cold peas and

1:05:22

he says GYB you know I

1:05:24

do I get your balls

1:05:26

back with my dorm-ass food he says it

1:05:28

in the in the in the way I

1:05:30

go is that so that so all of

1:05:33

a sudden he's a he was a grayhead

1:05:35

dude like and then he's a ball head

1:05:37

dude with a goatee and he's saying GYB

1:05:39

be and he does the joke I

1:05:41

used to do is about me fucking somebody so

1:05:43

hard that that she sits on a coal a

1:05:47

pack of coal and it was just

1:05:49

the whole thing that it was a

1:05:51

this but it was people who

1:05:53

were writing from SNL who like

1:05:57

knew me they knew I was doing the man anosphere

1:06:00

masculine thing or whatever whatever so

1:06:04

But that's what they pick Do

1:06:08

do um Sedgwick

1:06:11

entertainer and me Shaq

1:06:13

Taylor. Oh, yeah, that is fuck Me

1:06:17

Shaq Taylor me Shaq Emmy

1:06:19

designing women sh ach Yeah

1:06:23

designing when watch this one. This

1:06:25

is banana I was just like

1:06:27

oh and listen said

1:06:30

there's a funny guy funny dude always been a funny

1:06:32

dude But it's just that when you see this you're

1:06:34

like really There are

1:06:36

stock jokes that people say like Michael Collier

1:06:38

does stock jokes There's stock jokes,

1:06:40

but Michael Collier is also known to

1:06:43

do that. He says it. He'll say

1:06:45

old joke alert, you know Yeah,

1:06:48

but like damn like you making it like

1:06:50

it's yours Oh Are

1:06:53

the dates like who wouldn't know

1:06:56

dude listen that deciding women is

1:06:58

an 80s joint, you know,

1:07:00

you see anything Good

1:07:04

girl said to get this might be it Deansana

1:07:06

Joe bunch of stuff about him try not to bring

1:07:09

up another thing if someone talking about it. That's why

1:07:11

okay, right Right, right. He's like

1:07:13

yo is Victor Victor. Yeah here. Watch this

1:07:15

watch this It

1:07:21

ain't Bob initiatives Now

1:07:23

you did various small jobs for them on and

1:07:25

off about a week One night

1:07:27

you just finished barter in the party and the lady

1:07:30

at the house realized that she didn't have any money

1:07:33

So she said to him by Mrs.

1:07:36

I want to write you a chair, but I

1:07:38

don't know When

1:07:44

I turn the work for you, I told you my

1:07:46

name and then I said, but you can call me

1:07:54

Everybody around here call me bum and this is fine. You call

1:07:56

me that don't even worry about it everybody come by me call

1:08:01

you Bominicious. Everybody

1:08:03

in the whole city call me Bominicious. Don't even worry about it. It's fine. You call

1:08:05

me that, don't even worry about it. Bominicious.

1:08:07

Just what everybody call me. Yeah, everybody call me that, man.

1:08:09

Don't worry about it. I'm like, all right.

1:08:12

So all week long, my

1:08:14

hair, come on, Bominicious, what up, boy? Hey, Bominicious,

1:08:16

you're going to run and run. Come on, you

1:08:18

want some lots of games? What is later on?

1:08:20

Hey, Bominicious, run to the store, grab some beer,

1:08:23

come on back. My cousin said, what you calling

1:08:25

him? Bominicious.

1:08:31

Bominicious. He

1:08:36

said, everybody

1:08:39

call him Bominicious. It's all right

1:08:41

for me to call him that.

1:08:43

It's like, no, man. He's named

1:08:45

CJ. He's saying you could call me

1:08:47

by my initial. That's why he's calling

1:08:50

me. Bominicious. Bominicious.

1:08:53

Bait him. That is

1:08:56

fucking, it's like when

1:08:58

KD won a

1:09:01

championship with the Golden State Warriors. Yeah,

1:09:03

you like. You're

1:09:05

like, yeah, you couldn't win it on your own with

1:09:07

the Thunder and you wrote

1:09:10

on the backs of Curry. You

1:09:12

know what I mean? Not to be,

1:09:14

I'm not talking to anybody, but that's

1:09:17

just not a good look, man. And

1:09:19

you think it's not going to be exposed. You think

1:09:22

you're going to do this and you're so big.

1:09:24

That's what I'm thinking. How do they not think

1:09:26

that no one's going to notice? I think

1:09:28

he has no idea. Someone must have like wrote

1:09:30

that for me. I don't know if it's that

1:09:32

like before he had the money that we hire

1:09:34

in writers. It is. No, that's when he was

1:09:36

like famous, famous. He's hiring writers and these writers

1:09:38

are doing it. But it's your response to

1:09:40

you do the joke. If you're doing the

1:09:42

joke. It's your responsibility. And and how could

1:09:45

you not know that that's a joke? Do

1:09:47

you know what I mean? Like, that's a

1:09:50

start. It feels like a stock joke.

1:09:52

It looks like a stock joke. He's

1:09:56

just doing it. Yeah, because he's like,

1:09:58

you know, he's got sitcoms. money.

1:10:00

He's on that show. It's got a six

1:10:02

season that neighborhood's on CBS. He's

1:10:04

got so much dough and he just goes, let me

1:10:06

throw up a special real quick. It's not like he

1:10:08

went around working on it. He's like, let me grab

1:10:10

that. Let me grab that, put it together, get out

1:10:12

of here. And

1:10:16

Cedric is always done recognition comedy, which

1:10:18

is, remember when you used to do

1:10:20

this, remember when you used to get

1:10:22

up on some Saturday morning cartoons, remember

1:10:24

this, remember that, remember this, remember that,

1:10:26

that was, it was the member berry.

1:10:28

Remember this, remember that, remember this,

1:10:31

remember when that man used to sing, you

1:10:33

turn off the music, you get your birthday,

1:10:35

all shit. Remember the time when we were

1:10:37

all, that's what Joe Coy does. Remember

1:10:43

this, remember we used to love this song.

1:10:47

That's another thing when you get your

1:10:49

audience, nostalgia, and you don't have people

1:10:52

to say that

1:10:55

ain't funny. When you start entourage

1:10:58

and you don't have honest people that are

1:11:00

going to be honest with you and say, yo, that ain't.

1:11:03

Most of the people have entourage style crews. And

1:11:05

then you get the entourage and then you

1:11:07

don't have anybody who's real because now their

1:11:12

life is based on your

1:11:14

friendship. Like the bag is

1:11:16

part of your friendship and you being

1:11:18

part of the entourage. We know who

1:11:20

that's about. If you go against that,

1:11:24

right, if you go against that, then

1:11:26

you're out. So you don't

1:11:28

want that. So you want the bag, so you

1:11:30

stick with it. But I mean,

1:11:33

if you're going to have an entourage,

1:11:35

you've got to have honest people. Honest

1:11:37

people tell you, get your head out

1:11:39

the fucking sand. But I think that

1:11:41

what Kat has done, it's a lot

1:11:43

of shit is shifting, man. It's a

1:11:45

long time coming. It's a lot of

1:11:47

furniture that just got moved. And

1:11:50

I'm looking forward to 2024 because I'm

1:11:53

thinking it's either going to be

1:11:55

fucked up or it's either going

1:11:57

to be some changes to call.

1:11:59

culture is going to change regardless of like I

1:12:01

said whether he's right about everything because even Ice Cube

1:12:04

said he's right about most of the

1:12:06

shit. Some of the stuff no. Like

1:12:08

he said even Ice Cube said the rape scene I

1:12:10

don't know about that we didn't do no rape shit.

1:12:14

But either way and then

1:12:17

I was talking to Guy and Guy said but look

1:12:19

at it. He's kind of like an evil genius. It's

1:12:22

like his tour is starting. His tour and

1:12:24

I think he just sold all that shit

1:12:26

out. Tour is starting and

1:12:29

him talking about like even Guy

1:12:31

Torrey's documentary. Guy Torrey

1:12:34

you know now I said guy you can take advantage

1:12:36

of that and tell people to keep watching your fucking

1:12:38

documentary. And then he said yeah there's tour is starting

1:12:41

then he brought up Diddy then he brought

1:12:43

up all these different people with

1:12:46

Ricky Smiley brought up Steve Harvey. They

1:12:48

both have national radio

1:12:50

shows. So guess who they're going to be putting

1:12:52

up? Cat Williams. Cat Williams is going to keep

1:12:54

talking. When they come to the town because they're

1:12:56

coming to Alabama they're coming. Cat

1:12:58

Williams. So it was almost marketing genius.

1:13:01

Marketing fucking genius

1:13:03

man. Shit people are

1:13:05

eating off of that shit. A lot of people

1:13:07

are eating off of that interview. It's all blowing

1:13:10

up now because look at Diddy look at all

1:13:12

the stuff that's going on with Diddy. There's going

1:13:14

to be a surviving Diddy doc. There

1:13:17

has to be. But let's be

1:13:19

honest how long have we been

1:13:21

people have been lying. I mean we literally

1:13:23

looked at Trump saying something on

1:13:26

video and he go I never said that.

1:13:28

Right. Right. You think Diddy's going

1:13:30

down? Oh yeah. He's going down. He's going

1:13:32

down because Cassie

1:13:36

sued his like

1:13:38

corporations. She

1:13:40

has a lawyer who's like no no we're

1:13:42

going to get the corporation. And there's more

1:13:44

people coming out. There's more people

1:13:47

coming out. And

1:13:50

whatever it is it's going to keep the

1:13:52

stuff is still going to be because this

1:13:54

is the point. Like I said this is

1:13:56

who you are. If Diddy's got fit to

1:13:58

do it. 53

1:14:01

something like that you if you

1:14:03

are freaking off Since

1:14:05

Jerry I've been yeah

1:14:07

and and since Jerry I've been and and

1:14:09

since what you call the usher was a

1:14:11

little boy Right and

1:14:13

tell me Campbell and all of that

1:14:15

shit Like this the

1:14:18

receipts of air you you've done this.

1:14:20

Yeah, it's just like Weinstein I mean

1:14:22

how far did Weinstein go back? I

1:14:24

mean, well, I mean who's the oldest

1:14:28

Person that said Weinstein did I

1:14:30

mean it was we're talking about In

1:14:33

his inception. Yeah, he's been molesting

1:14:35

people and you know, it's the

1:14:37

twisty Jeffrey Epstein and all That's

1:14:40

coming out to like all the

1:14:43

areas of reckoning dog I

1:14:45

want to tell also cat Williams got the

1:14:47

star a walk of fame for Melbourne more

1:14:49

paid for it Melbourne more who was a

1:14:51

famous R&B singer who's still alive who? Supports

1:14:54

the shit out of me Melbourne more

1:14:57

auntie Melba congratulations for

1:14:59

the walk a Star

1:15:01

on the walk of fame because nobody was gonna

1:15:03

do it for and cat Williams just did it

1:15:05

for paid for it paid for It paid for

1:15:07

the walk paid for her so generous and she

1:15:10

deserves it legitimate She's

1:15:14

I can't Broadway she's and I man I grew up

1:15:16

to her music like what I'm on the show if

1:15:19

I'm not mistaken I wanted to see how she's gonna

1:15:21

come I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna get her to come

1:15:23

man She has to come on the show and

1:15:25

she's like a R&B like sensation Like

1:15:27

but a lot of people get left

1:15:30

there in the cracks man. This business

1:15:32

is gonna have the right team or the right

1:15:34

manager She's you know, but this business guarantee

1:15:36

you she got robbed Whether

1:15:38

she had the right horse all

1:15:40

of them got robbed. Yeah, they even

1:15:42

was saying now that Patty the bell

1:15:45

had the That

1:15:47

they molested Patty the bell like

1:15:49

Pat molested well, they you know

1:15:52

Made the deal or something if you talking

1:15:55

about so I was talking about how Patty the

1:15:57

bell I had in

1:16:00

order to get on, she

1:16:04

had to do some strange for some change.

1:16:07

Who didn't get in la la la? Bouquet,

1:16:10

Lougos, et das. Bouquet, Lougos,

1:16:13

et das. Allez moi,

1:16:15

ses sois. Lady Marmalade

1:16:17

is the original. Hey, sisters,

1:16:19

before little Kim and... And

1:16:22

Christina. Lady Marmalade, they did it in the 70s.

1:16:25

Lately Marmalade was... Yeah, it was right? Lady

1:16:28

Marmalade. That was her... Patti

1:16:31

LaBelle's group before she... Itty-Gitty,

1:16:33

yah-yah-yah-yah. That was

1:16:36

the shit. Jugga-nugga, my-y-y-y.

1:16:40

Is that that Christina Aguilera song? But

1:16:42

that's originally... Yeah,

1:16:45

it's originally Patti LaBelle's song. So, yeah,

1:16:47

so she got... But you know what?

1:16:50

Kat was saying, I... Did you see

1:16:52

the part where he says, I'm glad I have a virgin

1:16:54

asshole? Yeah. My asshole is virgin.

1:16:56

That was a great line. My asshole is virgin, so

1:16:59

what is he saying? He's saying that... What

1:17:02

is he saying about people who are super

1:17:04

famous? What is he saying? Because it almost

1:17:06

makes you feel hopeless, like, so, God, I

1:17:08

can't dream of being a Marvel character without

1:17:11

two fingers in my ass. Damn,

1:17:13

hey, man, listen, man, you're gonna be Aquaman

1:17:15

if you just let me put... Let me

1:17:17

put these three fingers and let me rub the thumb

1:17:20

for five minutes, you're gonna be Aquaman.

1:17:23

You Aquaman. I didn't need to tickle your

1:17:25

balls. You're gonna be Iron

1:17:27

Man. Why you sound like standing sharp? You

1:17:32

know what I'm saying? It's like... It's like... It's

1:17:35

like depressing, like, fuck, man. But

1:17:38

the reckoning is coming, and the people

1:17:40

are gonna pay for it. I really

1:17:43

hope that this Babylon gets destroyed and

1:17:45

that people can actually get to a point

1:17:47

where, you know, I got the part because

1:17:49

I'm talented, and no woman is getting sexualized,

1:17:51

no dude is getting fondled and shit. Can't

1:17:54

we just get back to regular racism where

1:17:57

you're in your part because you're black? rather

1:18:00

that. Why they gotta be the Buddha? Why

1:18:03

gotta be the Buddha? That's what I... But

1:18:08

I just want to... I'm glad we were

1:18:10

able to... I think we talked about it

1:18:12

pretty good. You know what I mean? I enjoyed

1:18:14

it and I watched it twice and

1:18:17

I was inspired. I was

1:18:19

inspired by his level of

1:18:21

honesty and and

1:18:24

level of accountability that he's forcing on

1:18:26

people. And he's so humble, walls up

1:18:28

being like super confident. Yeah,

1:18:31

and it's not knocking other comedians...

1:18:33

Because you'll never hear another great saying,

1:18:35

oh these comedians are funnier than I am.

1:18:37

Yeah, and I don't dog... like I'm not dawg in

1:18:39

Cedric, I'm not dawg in... I'm just saying what we're

1:18:42

watching is a joke that you... And

1:18:44

I'm not dawg in other comedians like that.

1:18:46

Ricky Smiley's always been cool with me, you

1:18:48

know what I mean? And I

1:18:51

hope that, you know, shit,

1:18:53

you know, like

1:18:55

I said, all the fuckery is done, is over

1:18:58

with. You know what I mean? You will

1:19:00

get called out. You will get called in.

1:19:03

Man, he literally laid it the

1:19:05

fuck out and shook up the

1:19:07

system, man. I'm fucking here for it, bro.

1:19:09

I am so here for it. I'm

1:19:11

waiting to see what's gonna go on as

1:19:13

we go on. Now that I guess people

1:19:15

are back in these offices, I guess, you

1:19:18

know, the auditions might be fair enough.

1:19:20

And if not, they're not back in the

1:19:22

office. They're not, right. I mean, when you

1:19:24

do an audition now, you do a self-tape

1:19:26

and you send it on. I love... I

1:19:28

don't ever want to fucking go to another

1:19:30

casting office again. I don't want to suffer,

1:19:32

take public transportation or whatever. And then come

1:19:34

when you know you ain't gonna get the

1:19:36

role. You sweating and shit and you got

1:19:38

your stupid papers in your hand. I

1:19:41

want to be able to make the best

1:19:43

person win at home. Like

1:19:45

who has the best background? Who has

1:19:47

the best camera? Let me win that

1:19:49

way. It's also like there's no

1:19:52

role that makes you a celebrity

1:19:54

now. Like there's not one

1:19:56

role. Like you don't just get a show

1:19:58

and then you're huge. That's because

1:20:00

the streaming services has spread the

1:20:03

people out so much that yeah,

1:20:07

we know guys that have done eight

1:20:09

Jimmy Fallon's and nobody cares. You

1:20:13

know people that have done specials and

1:20:15

done this and have sitcoms. You have

1:20:17

this people, we know they have sitcoms

1:20:20

that we didn't know that even though

1:20:22

they had sitcoms because it used to

1:20:24

be if you got something, we knew

1:20:26

it because television was a hub where

1:20:29

if you never saw Tom Cruise

1:20:32

film, if you never saw Mission Impossible,

1:20:34

you knew who Tom Cruise was because

1:20:36

Tom Cruise was on Oprah. He was

1:20:38

on Ellen DeGeneres. He was on Letterman.

1:20:41

He was on The Tonight Show. The

1:20:43

trailers. So

1:20:48

even if you didn't see this person,

1:20:50

you weren't a fan, they decided who

1:20:52

you were filtered to. And

1:20:55

that's done. Actors are

1:20:58

signing direct contracts with streaming

1:21:01

services for new content. If

1:21:05

you're watching Hulu, you got an

1:21:08

actor that strictly does Hulu stuff,

1:21:11

then you'll never see him. And even if you

1:21:13

do, it's like, oh, that's the

1:21:15

guy from Snowfall. There's

1:21:18

not a hub where there's a place where

1:21:20

you see these people. So I don't even

1:21:22

think you're going to have like,

1:21:24

you'll never have a Robert DeNero,

1:21:26

a Denzel Washington, or again, because

1:21:29

things are so spread out. So

1:21:31

saturated. But you will get

1:21:33

people will get work. Which is

1:21:35

a beautiful thing. Just having more options,

1:21:39

more options, just like these comedy clubs are

1:21:41

popping up. New comedy clubs are popping up

1:21:43

all around the country, brand new shit. They're

1:21:45

building shit across the street from another kid.

1:21:48

But I like options. Work is

1:21:50

good. Work is good because there's

1:21:52

enough for everybody. Well, except for

1:21:54

the people that just fucking come into, you know,

1:21:56

that shouldn't be doing the shit. You know, because

1:21:58

the lines are so blurred. Even

1:22:00

directors and writers and it's you have

1:22:02

a more diverse when you

1:22:04

have a more diverse idea of different films

1:22:06

and stuff I like Doug when it

1:22:09

comes to horror films. I

1:22:11

don't fuck with nothing but Koreans Films

1:22:14

Korean horror films like the

1:22:16

ring and all those they

1:22:18

were Asian films first. Yeah

1:22:20

storylines character development So

1:22:23

much more Yeah, well, whereas,

1:22:26

you know American films is let's take

1:22:28

all the megastars But throw them

1:22:30

in your CGI some explosions

1:22:32

enough and then and

1:22:34

then it's like this is the film Yeah,

1:22:37

I want to shout out Ali Wong for

1:22:39

winning a Golden Globe Great

1:22:42

for beef. Did you watch that beef?

1:22:45

Oh, it was so good. He won

1:22:47

best actress what killed that's awesome No,

1:22:49

the great I've known Ali for a

1:22:52

long time. She's so awesome. Yeah, sexy

1:22:54

as fuck to and You

1:22:56

know, she got just you know divorce. Well, she

1:22:58

knows the rules. She didn't bill Hader That's

1:23:01

a weird combination He's

1:23:04

talented. He's dope as fuck. Well,

1:23:06

but he's um, but she dated

1:23:08

her Divorce her handsome

1:23:10

Asian husband. I didn't know she

1:23:12

kept I just ran into her

1:23:14

just two kids. Yeah Yes But

1:23:18

any either way Congratulations

1:23:20

to you. Ali Wong good for you.

1:23:22

Damn. I'd be a person I said

1:23:24

now she's dope but to get on

1:23:26

or something like that. That's the kind

1:23:29

of shit I want you get on something

1:23:31

don't like that like You

1:23:33

know the sand. Yeah, fuck. I'd be seeing some

1:23:35

guys. I'll be like this fucking clown is on

1:23:37

this to me What the fuck

1:23:39

am I doing wrong? Virgin

1:23:42

booty-hole Keep

1:23:45

it birdie not and I'm thinking you know what one

1:23:47

day I'm just gonna It's just gonna

1:23:49

be one of those things where you just undeniable and they

1:23:51

choose you and you're gonna be around the right people People

1:23:54

who are that's what the show is about and

1:23:56

the people that listen. That's why we appreciate the

1:23:59

people that listen And that's why I tell y'all,

1:24:01

you guys got to back my shit up.

1:24:03

You back the shit up. Then when you

1:24:05

build your shit, they give you shit. It

1:24:08

happens in Bill Burr and all these kids,

1:24:10

Mark Maron, they built their shit. And

1:24:12

then people, they were offered things. That's the same

1:24:14

for me. It ain't going to work when you

1:24:17

just tell me shit and then you don't subscribe.

1:24:19

You don't tune in. You got to tune into

1:24:21

my shit people. And I love y'all for doing

1:24:23

that. That's how we go make it. Building our

1:24:25

own shit. Real talk. You know what

1:24:27

I'm saying? Boy, this was a good,

1:24:30

good time. Did you have a good time? Did

1:24:32

you have a good time? Then, you

1:24:34

know, this was wonderful. Shout

1:24:36

out to Kat Williams. God damn it. Shout

1:24:39

out to Kat Williams. This was awesome. Very

1:24:41

happy guys. This week, Baltimore,

1:24:44

I will be at the comedy

1:24:47

factory, Baltimore comedy factory, January 12th

1:24:49

to the 14th. My,

1:24:52

um, Instagram is

1:24:54

still suspended, but you can

1:24:56

find me on the Facebook Godfrey comedian

1:24:58

on Facebook. You can also find me

1:25:00

a Godfrey podcast account, Godfrey podcast account.

1:25:03

Make sure you are following the Godfrey

1:25:05

podcast account. You understand? It's a new

1:25:07

day right now. We're on X now

1:25:10

at Godfrey pod. Also on Godfrey pod.

1:25:12

I got to know how to get

1:25:14

into that so I can literally. Yo,

1:25:19

so I'm, we're on X, which is the

1:25:21

new Twitter. So you could follow that Godfrey

1:25:23

pod. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's about to be

1:25:25

on and popping. You know what I'm saying?

1:25:27

Those other platforms X you could talk all,

1:25:29

literally don't talk. No shit on Instagram. Go

1:25:31

to X and go to X and go, go fuck

1:25:33

off. I'm good. I want to see that. That's going

1:25:35

to be awesome. Also, um,

1:25:39

make sure that you buy 500th episode. Yes.

1:25:42

The 500th episode, January 30th. We're

1:25:44

going to do that live at

1:25:46

the stand at the top room,

1:25:48

the top room on the

1:25:50

nice small room. So it'll be my first

1:25:52

time going live in front of a live

1:25:54

audience. January 30th, 9 PM. Do

1:25:58

not forget the stand. on East

1:26:00

16th? Yes, yes. East 16th Street.

1:26:03

Just off Union Square. Just off

1:26:05

Union Square. Nice, nice beautiful club.

1:26:08

And food there is delicious too. Food is great. Awesome,

1:26:10

awesome. And make sure

1:26:15

you go to my website,

1:26:17

godfreylive.com. My new schedule is

1:26:19

coming up. My new dates are coming

1:26:22

up. godfreylive.com. And do me this favor,

1:26:24

make sure, make sure

1:26:26

that you put your email on my

1:26:28

email list. Very important, trying

1:26:31

to build my database

1:26:33

so I can, you know, email blast

1:26:36

you guys. So, because, you know, I

1:26:38

want to try to help you know where I'm going to

1:26:41

be. And also... So, I can pick you up a platform,

1:26:43

you can still contact them. Yes. And also, you guys do

1:26:45

your own due diligence and go to

1:26:47

the website, go to the club website and

1:26:49

get tickets when you know I'm coming through.

1:26:51

I'm tired of this. You were just

1:26:54

at my city? Man,

1:26:56

woo, God dang. You know what

1:26:58

I'm saying? So, yes. Where

1:27:00

can they find you, Dante? dantenero.com,

1:27:02

ManSchool202. Don't forget, we're going

1:27:09

live every Tuesday, every Tuesday at

1:27:11

8.30, open consultations live. Anything you

1:27:13

want to ask, I'm there. Peace.

1:27:15

And I'll be with you in

1:27:18

Baltimore. So, come out, come out

1:27:20

and say what's up. I

1:27:22

produce the Thursday night shows at Eastville. We

1:27:24

already went through that. I'll be at Yonkers

1:27:26

Comedy Club this weekend. I'll be opening for

1:27:28

DL Hughley next weekend at the Stress Factory

1:27:31

in Jersey. And then I'll be at the

1:27:33

PAC Center on February 19th and 20th. The

1:27:35

19th is already sold out, but the 20th

1:27:38

is coming out. And yeah,

1:27:40

follow me on Instagram and TikTok at Nina

1:27:42

Karufa. Hell yeah. That's... I mean, I

1:27:44

think I've said everything, right? I think I've

1:27:46

said everything. Yeah. And maybe I think maybe

1:27:48

tonight I think I'll go live. Yeah, I

1:27:50

think I'll go live for maybe an hour

1:27:53

because, you know, I got sleep and everything.

1:27:55

But I might do my I would do

1:27:57

my Godfrey podcast on the account live on

1:27:59

YouTube. You know I'm saying so

1:28:01

yeah, it's been a great time. This is

1:28:03

awesome You guys you guys take it easy

1:28:05

to see you next time my friends. We

1:28:08

out of this bitch. We out of this

1:28:10

bitch