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1:01

you like to

1:05

be called,

1:08

you know?

1:22

I accept a lot of things. I'm not a stuff-out yet.

1:24

Adult, film, actor. You can definitely be a film star. You

1:28

can definitely call me that. Adult film actress.

1:30

There's so many titles. Entrepreneur. Yes. Philanthropist.

1:33

Yes. Legend.

1:35

Because you give. I do.

1:37

Like, more than you know. And

1:42

I love that she, you know, that's just so cool.

1:45

It's like a European attitude on sexuality,

1:48

I think. I agree. Did you ever

1:50

go to Europe to do anything? Oh yeah,

1:52

absolutely. I travel to Europe all the

1:54

time. Was it different than American? Definitely.

1:57

Definitely. Really? No

2:01

pets allowed. A final turn around so

2:03

turtlenecks on the brain is. And

2:06

you know it's a lot more like. A

2:08

lot a lot of grown see a

2:10

lot more wild things are the latest.

2:12

know that more expected and I don't

2:14

necessarily. The city to sell it and. I

2:16

was. So.

2:19

As I got. Sick and. I was

2:21

ripple penetrations not and and happen for.

2:23

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2:26

that psyche Europe thing you know, like lobbyists? Oh

2:28

yeah, like anger lot of work in Europe. I

2:30

go over there. I said Some people. That I

2:32

don't really get a lot of the liberal side. all of

2:34

that sort, you know what? that in your eye sockets, in

2:36

your body. Us all

2:38

I got ah now simply same

2:41

not was not my. Mother

2:45

They. Need they need? Like as heavily

2:47

on gang bang. Title? yeah and you the

2:49

minimum able games when. I'm on a no

2:51

three decks and a nearby How can this

2:54

in and out again and agent you know

2:56

I am on either take the development so

2:58

i me I've seen it rides existed or

3:00

family old it it takes a lot of

3:02

like an accord nino. Three decks are touching

3:04

each other every. Order Just

3:07

game born. That family really depends out

3:09

of here as Euro zone as well

3:11

as your opponent. That would be the

3:13

best I would would. Only primaries that

3:16

we can all a muddle headed by

3:18

mean it's extreme. That's. Accurate,

3:20

threateningly reread your has

3:22

oh. Yeah, slightly. I mean.

3:25

Here's the Murray's not though three have

3:27

any gliders ways but not everything has

3:29

not been army. That's a lot like

3:31

we have been when I'm in. The

3:33

series is as good as get Okay.

3:35

You. Get a certain amount of money would add

3:37

to ah. You know, outside the European

3:40

budget is also the afraid. To

3:42

avert the money's venue: Any also converts my

3:44

did the budgets are different and then you have

3:46

to convert the money aside. It's really don't do a

3:48

lot of were so the be like come on hundred euros.

3:51

I mean a little bit like tablet similar.

3:53

And I saw this year

3:55

at themselves. If everybody's doing

3:58

it. And and you're not. doing

4:00

it, then you are below par. And

4:02

there are others just because it's so.

4:04

Also, as a director, producer, I know that

4:06

in some of these other countries that their

4:08

rates are less. So I go over

4:10

there and I would rather produce and direct movies

4:13

than I would necessarily

4:15

perform. OK. All

4:17

right. Leave that to the local. Are you a good

4:20

director? Yeah. I think so. Are

4:22

you a serious director? Like a, you know,

4:25

like when the guys are soft. Are

4:29

you fucking kidding me? No. Why

4:32

are you big soft, dumb bitch? That doesn't help. No,

4:34

that's not going to help. That's not going to help.

4:36

That doesn't help. I keep them aside. Yauying, how would

4:38

you do it if you were a director? I'm like.

4:40

If the dicks are all soft and they're trying to

4:42

go in the butt and Yauying is directing, what do

4:45

you say? Guys, am I

4:47

seeing something? Am I seeing something?

4:50

Am I too tiny? Are you getting

4:52

a soft dick? Are you soft? I'm

4:54

paying $200 for soft dick. Get

4:56

the fuck out of here. Come

5:00

here. Come here. Some

5:03

guy. Some guy. Some guy. Some

5:05

guy. Some guy. You don't have

5:08

that right. What you have to get is a stunt dick. There's

5:10

stunt dicks. This happened. Yeah, you

5:12

go, stunt dick. Right. So my company,

5:15

we don't shoot stunt dicks because that's, it's just complicated because

5:17

you got to get the editing just right. No stunt, and

5:19

it got a match, right? Yeah, it's going to match at

5:21

least the head of the dick. At

5:23

least the head's got a match. So we

5:26

don't do that, but what we'll do is if

5:28

there's an issue, you'll get a fake internal pop.

5:31

What? Wait, what's that? A

5:33

sip. What? Fake internal pop?

5:35

What the hell's that? Cream pie. Fake

5:37

cream pie. What's a fake cream pie? Well,

5:40

a cream pie that's not real. Wait,

5:42

wait, wait. What do you mean? I love

5:44

cream pie. So like we focus on like

5:47

the guy, or maybe like it'll be some

5:49

close action, like where we're not seeing the

5:51

dick going in and out, you know? Oh,

5:53

you're just, you guys are just like, oh, I'm going

5:55

to nut, I'm going to nut. And

5:57

then we show it coming out of the girl's pussy. Oh

6:01

wait, so you cut you you cut to the

6:03

pussy going like a jump cut yeah Wait,

6:08

what did you say? How do you get it in there? Yeah?

6:10

Yeah, okay? So turkey base we have

6:12

some like lubricant and stuff that looks

6:14

like home Yeah, there's some

6:17

lubricant that we use it looks like home. That's

6:19

safer vagina Yo, wait a minute. So

6:21

wait a minute. Yo because sometimes you

6:23

know the money shot the money shot

6:25

sometimes. They're spraying girls So

6:28

does that like some cheating a little bit? Curtsy

6:37

he's writing in cursive. That's a lot of come so

6:40

with our productions We just cheat on the pictures

6:42

because sometimes the guys come doesn't look as good

6:44

as you want it to it might be like

6:46

a little Clear or something you know and it

6:48

just doesn't look it's like fulfilling. You know you

6:50

like product Person right

6:52

after he comes we do a little special effect

6:55

I'm the come artist. I'm really good at it.

6:57

Thank you for no because I'm

7:11

just really like learning

7:13

so much. I just heard a fee pop

7:16

paper. Oh my god No, I think

7:18

you'd be like that's a fake fake

7:21

internal pop fake

7:23

internal pop So they face the

7:25

come thing So

7:27

when the girl does that thing I know in porn when

7:29

they go when they like squeeze it out and it just

7:31

it comes out That's that's like a force not always

7:34

but sometimes. Yeah Right,

7:38

like if the guy's struggling we're like, okay, I guess

7:40

we're gonna have to go to a fit right, you

7:42

know Awesome. I

7:44

like that. I would rather do a fit then

7:46

bring in another guy because that's like another paycheck

7:49

And then you gotta like match up the

7:51

dickhead Wow Who

7:54

has to do that the continuity guys? Let's

7:58

see here I

8:02

came up listening to his music,

8:04

his group's music from the legendary

8:08

Ghetto Boys and this being the 50th anniversary

8:10

of hip-hop, this was like a perfect time

8:13

and I want to introduce my

8:16

man 100 grand, the

8:18

legendary from the Ghetto Boys,

8:21

Mr. Willie Dee. Willie Dee. Willie

8:23

Dee! Willie Dee! Willie Dee!

8:27

Willie Dee! Ghetto Boys! Ghetto

8:29

Boys! That

8:34

was the, that was my shit. You

8:36

guys would be considered maybe because you know

8:39

they give credit to the Southern rappers you

8:42

know they give credit to the Louisiana, the

8:44

Little Waynes and the Master P's

8:47

and the Outcasts and all of

8:49

that but you all were

8:51

way before them. Yeah well all those

8:53

guys do deserve credit. Of course I

8:55

love them all. Yeah but we did

8:57

open the door for them. Hell yeah!

8:59

And they've admitted that I've heard them

9:01

say that you know so yeah. It's

9:04

just that the people, the bloggers, a

9:07

lot of the bloggers you know they

9:09

really don't know music, they really don't

9:11

really know their history past last month

9:14

you know and so they just say

9:16

whatever's popular you know who's ever trending

9:18

at that moment. This is

9:20

why I thought it was important to do

9:22

the Ghetto Boys Reloaded podcast. Yeah.

9:25

I did that, I had the pleasure of

9:27

being on that. Yeah exactly. Yeah we appreciate

9:29

you. Yeah that's true. It was dope. So

9:34

I looked at the podcast thing like

9:36

okay this

9:38

probably ain't gonna last a long

9:40

time. Right. But yeah

9:43

I compared it to making records.

9:49

When you do a podcast, the average

9:51

podcast lasts about one hour.

9:53

The average album lasts about one

9:56

hour. If

10:01

we do this podcast, however many podcasts

10:03

we do, would

10:06

be however many extra albums we have

10:08

out there. So I was looking at

10:10

it like content, like information

10:13

and instructions, more of the same with what

10:15

we did when we made the music. Just

10:18

giving people information and instructions and talking

10:20

about real stuff. So

10:23

we're at, I think, right at

10:25

100 episodes. Oh,

10:28

okay. So the way I look at it,

10:30

we had seven studio albums. So now

10:32

we got 107. We

10:36

have 107 studio albums

10:38

by the end of this season. So

10:45

when I look at the whole podcast thing also versus

10:49

music, I think

10:52

about when the pocket, the first

10:54

one we debuted, we debuted at number one. The

10:56

podcast came out at number one. We started at

10:58

number three in the beginning of the day, but

11:00

by the end of the day, we

11:02

had pulled in front of everybody. So we had

11:04

a number one debut. But

11:08

yeah, I looked at it very much

11:10

like making

11:12

records because the

11:16

way this music thing works and the

11:18

way this top five, top 20, top

11:20

whatever works, is that, and

11:22

that's in music, sports,

11:24

comedy, everything. The

11:27

way it works is the

11:30

longer you've been in the game, the

11:32

more you drop off, lower off the

11:35

list. Oh, ah. The

11:37

longer you've been in, right.

11:39

So that's why, because see, they

11:41

gotta make room for the new guys to

11:44

help sell the publication because

11:46

there's younger people who are reading this

11:48

stuff and buying this stuff and watching

11:50

this stuff. So they have to add

11:52

enough new guys in to keep people

11:54

interested, just like when they do, when

11:58

they do a, The

12:00

wards show okay, the war show could

12:02

be about. Celebrating.

12:04

The Temptations. Yeah, people put a bunch

12:06

a new people in acting so they

12:09

can get that viewership know down the

12:11

viewership. Yeah right, that young audience. So

12:13

for me, The music. Amid

12:16

for me the pie cast. Ah,

12:19

You know it was important to do

12:22

the parker so that. If. We

12:24

have an extra hundred albums that

12:26

that eight buys as another. You.

12:29

Know five ten years or so.

12:33

In People's Top Fat, Top

12:35

Tier Top Twenty? Whatever. You

12:38

know it. Ah because if you're not trending

12:40

the not here and about you than that

12:43

thinking about because when i put not

12:45

new music. right? Snuggle Be animal.

12:47

Get it was. So right

12:49

when I put not new music so

12:51

that means that. The. More.

12:55

Time. Goes by. The.

12:57

More we drop lot of the list.

12:59

Yeah, that was a time when they

13:01

were saying get a boys his top

13:03

five you know? Yeah, Mpp of top

13:05

three? Whatever. Ah at in

13:08

this was just. Sit Two

13:10

years ago, a cell. Wow. Ah,

13:13

I think it was was Rolling Stone Rolling

13:15

Stone was a role as stop the I

13:17

was billboard oh top one way or boy

13:19

got good ole boys at like. Out.

13:21

Of hip hop groups. At.

13:24

Like number twenty. Three.

13:26

A some I can't remember got a

13:28

but I know for got day of

13:30

fact. Daring twenty, some groups

13:32

bed and good ole boys right? I

13:34

know that for mother fucking fat and

13:36

breath of fresh, we got catalogue broke.

13:39

Yeah, we just did it one hour.

13:41

weeds wouldn't just wanted to albums three

13:43

albums, we got seven other my death

13:45

and we gap paying us back to

13:47

back no doubt. Oh some of those

13:49

groups that they got before us, you

13:51

know. They got some kids

13:53

yet. But. Does she like

13:56

a days fucking woodsy? be like that.

13:58

We back to back to bed. The

14:00

bed the bet you put any good

14:02

old boy album. oh you can listen

14:04

to this you front to back yeah

14:06

he got skipped nothing. We're we we

14:08

We did I sit broke yeah right.

14:11

nobody fucking with bet ya got a

14:13

nobody fucking with that consistency where you

14:15

where you are or were you before

14:17

and w way or at the same

14:19

time. We actually.

14:22

Okay, so that was. That was a

14:24

few versions of get oh boy spoke

14:26

at the very first version. a good

14:29

ole Boys Yes. Act eighty Six stats

14:31

before. And ws yes, there was

14:33

a song called Car Freaks. It was

14:35

a single. Okay, And

14:38

then. This.

14:42

of the first in cook incarnation get oh

14:44

boy as they did were that a different

14:46

line up came in a put out an

14:48

avocado make in trouble. right? So

14:51

that album was. right? Around

14:53

the time. Ah. Ah,

14:56

The end up your am eighty seven like

14:58

a ride around late eighties out of a

15:01

seven right up in a same trade outta

15:03

Compton. Death is okay. that was at eighty

15:05

said wow. we put out now. The.

15:08

Most popular. Lineup

15:11

for the good ole Boys. You.

15:14

Know. Lot. Of the

15:16

so loud records. Myself, Scarface

15:18

was with Bill. Yeah, I rarely read

15:20

in the beginning. rarely read, read, read,

15:23

read, read. Or it was A for

15:25

the he was a Dj. Read, read,

15:27

read, Read is responsible for sound. Moon.

15:30

The he's the one who gave us

15:32

as and all the Scarface editor of

15:34

as rare It yeah that was like

15:36

as we really rare was before his

15:38

time I heard so many produces Jack

15:41

really race it over the years. Yeah

15:43

read read: don't. He's

15:45

never mentioned. Among

15:48

the greats unless I mention him. As

15:50

he was he a legacy guy. did

15:53

he not were know a if it

15:55

was a still around it really rare

15:57

was around at a time when producers

15:59

only produce there. Groups ready rare oh

16:01

hi have you as rare as we.

16:04

All. Can I don't I die off

16:06

and read was from Jersey Oh came

16:08

up yeah how did you guys media.

16:10

Will. Read came down to

16:12

Houston. Okay, and you. Hooked

16:15

up with Jay. Jay. Prince.

16:18

Okay, own rap allowed records so

16:20

jays been around that long. Yeah,

16:22

we are with i didn't know

16:24

read before Get oh boys. Okay

16:26

he was already a member. Of

16:28

a Re was already a member of

16:30

yeah. Yeah racism about how

16:32

you got put together you guys you scarface

16:35

it was rebuilt was like of somebody thorns

16:37

you guys for our i initially sad as

16:39

a some noise okay I am want to

16:41

be in. A. Group I. Joined to

16:43

get it was as favor to jail. Because.

16:46

Jason That man. Ah.

16:48

You know, I'm a duties of I want

16:51

to. Be. In Cowboys.

16:53

This. That I sat here with Would Rappel

16:56

and d my solo admiring I had

16:58

our a Fish Solar is and and

17:00

I wrote a couple of songs for

17:02

to Get a Boys New Apple Right.

17:05

As he was loving it is

17:07

everybody around with live in I

17:09

wrote do it like a Geo

17:11

and I wrote that a hobby

17:13

up here have a love that

17:15

live here at a light switch

17:18

to be like you gotta let.

17:20

All right Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

17:25

Use the word and hat. Yeah, liver had

17:27

a half weeks yeah. Come back to the

17:29

had I see it has. Yeah.

17:35

Ah legal at all V

17:38

I Dag Bad Guy vs

17:40

so so ah side as

17:43

a solo artist and then

17:45

I finished album. So.

17:48

Yeah one day. To. Day. Comes

17:50

to Milner what he'd say one day. Of course it

17:52

was like. somebody

17:55

else they threw a wrench into our is

17:57

one will present For

18:01

three hours, JK. You're

18:03

right. So

18:06

JK comes to me and he comes to

18:09

my house and he's like, yo man, I got

18:11

an idea. And

18:14

what you think about being in the ghetto boys? Oh

18:18

no. I said, no, I don't want to be in no group, bro. I don't

18:20

want to be in no group. Because this

18:22

is after I wrote the songs and everybody

18:24

was loving the songs. Yeah. I put

18:27

the shit in. I took a shit in a different direction. Right.

18:29

You know? And he was like, they was

18:31

loving that shit and he was like, man, what the fuck? And

18:34

JK was like, man, why don't you just be a ghetto boy?

18:36

And I said, no, I don't want to be no ghetto boy.

18:39

So after, you know, some back and

18:41

forth bit, he was trying to plead his case.

18:44

And I'm saying, nah, nah, nah. JK.

18:49

Do it for me. That's

18:53

like some maufic shit. It was like some maufic

18:55

shit. I'll give him a laugh. We can't refuse.

18:59

Yeah. And you know what? You know

19:01

what? You know what? It was, it

19:03

was an offer I couldn't refuse. Right.

19:06

And here's why. Okay. He

19:09

was invested in my career. He

19:11

was invested in me. This investment,

19:14

in my opinion, was going to save

19:17

my life. What were you

19:19

doing before that? Well, I was working,

19:22

but I was working. You

19:24

know what I'm saying? Hey.

19:31

Anybody that got a problem with me being

19:33

a rapper, you do not want to know

19:36

what I would have become if

19:38

I had not, if rap would

19:40

have not have worked out. Right. Right. Because

19:43

I was about getting some money. I was

19:45

about breaking that poverty curse. I was not

19:47

going to live a poor

19:49

life. Right. And I knew that

19:51

it happened and I wanted kids, and I knew I did

19:53

not want to bring kids into this world and put them

19:56

at a social disadvantage by not having any money. I

19:59

was going to get to that money. Yeah, so I was

20:01

gonna get some by any means I was

20:03

gonna get that money Yeah, you know so

20:05

Jay gave me a lifeline and

20:07

I and I thought about that when he said do

20:09

it for me I like what would I not do

20:12

for you? Man this dude is, you know putting

20:14

it down for me investing in me. I felt

20:17

Obligated. Yes so

20:20

I said, okay, yeah, and And

20:25

So maybe a couple weeks later and then

20:27

he tells me also he says I got

20:29

this guy named

20:32

DJ action on the south side

20:35

and I want y'all to be in the group you DJ

20:38

action and jukebox who was

20:41

one of the original members of To

20:44

get a lot of mother. Yeah Lot

20:47

of change like four times. Okay, there's

20:49

jukebox now jukebox. Just shut up he

20:54

He It was so

20:56

it was gonna be me Brad. We was gonna

20:58

be a three-man Rap crew

21:01

and then we're gonna have our DJ as

21:03

the fourth member. Right? Right that was gonna

21:05

be so he comes to pick me

21:07

up To

21:09

go to studio. Yeah Brad

21:13

is in the car who was

21:15

DJ action on by DJ action.

21:17

Wait scarface. Yeah, he was yeah

21:19

He was DJ action at the

21:21

time DJ action DJ. Okay DJ

21:23

action Bushwick

21:25

is in the car the band Beers

21:29

which was just hanging out Bushwick Bill just

21:31

hanging out. So is this

21:33

in Houston? Yeah Bushwick's from

21:35

New York Yeah, but he found his way

21:38

You box quit the group and

21:40

like he had some personal issues. Okay,

21:43

so after after

21:46

we finish He

21:48

quits the group after we finished recording that night.

21:50

Yeah, he quit the group The

21:55

next day I'm hanging out I'm

21:57

in the studio I'm doing some writing on the

22:00

side, red

22:02

is over there making beats, him and Bido making

22:04

beats. Bill

22:06

got a 40 ounce sitting

22:09

over in the corner rapping

22:12

public enemy. Yes, the rhythm,

22:14

the rebel. Without the pause, this

22:20

is what's happening. So

22:23

a light comes on.

22:26

Oh, you're trying

22:28

to speak his

22:30

voice. Yes, the rhythm,

22:32

the rebel. Without the pause, that's right,

22:34

by level. That's

22:38

how the script I remember it being.

22:41

I remember it. And

22:43

you loved it. He was... I

22:45

was always able to impersonate Bill Voss, do

22:47

a pretty good impersonation of Bill Voss. But

22:50

anyway, so

22:54

a light comes on. I

22:57

say, man, let's put Bill in the group. Oh,

23:00

shoot. Now, Bill is

23:02

seen on the cover of the first

23:04

album, the first single, the

23:08

first album. But he wasn't a

23:10

rapper. He was opening

23:12

up for the ghetto boys dancing.

23:14

He was opening up... Oh, he was a dancer because he's

23:16

a small person. He would open up, hype the crowd. He

23:18

was hyped the crowd up, right? So

23:23

he was on the cover for aesthetic purposes.

23:25

He wasn't a member. He didn't even have

23:27

a contract. Oh, wow. He didn't have a

23:29

contract. But he's in

23:31

the studio hanging out. And

23:33

this is where opportunity

23:39

meets preparation. Because

23:42

he was in the right place at the right time. He

23:44

was just hanging out. And

23:47

I saw him rapping and light comes on. I said,

23:49

man, let's put Bill in the group. Everybody started laughing.

23:51

I said, see, that's what the world going to do

23:53

until they hit his gangsta ass. Shit, I'm all right.

23:57

So Jay was

23:59

like, man, we're... you think, Bill?" Bill was like,

24:01

I don't know, but I can try. I took

24:05

Bill to the

24:09

kitchen. We sat down at the table.

24:15

I asked him some personal questions about himself. Yeah.

24:17

And I embellished it with what I thought it

24:19

might be like to walk in his shoes as

24:23

a little person. And I came up

24:25

with And 3

24:27

days later Bill recorded it. That's

24:30

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24:32

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thing in Pakistan and your place in the

26:06

And your other Kala, Kala, because in that

26:08

movie we used the word Kala of me.

26:11

Because it's like you're meeting Kala.

26:14

That's me in the movie. So we addressed

26:17

that. So is that a world? Is that

26:19

everybody knows Kala? Well,

26:21

there's other derogatory. Kala means black,

26:23

but also. Nah, you know the way you

26:25

say it. When you say Kala, when you

26:28

go like this. Kala. You

26:30

make the big Kala. You

26:32

are Kala. So you

26:34

want to marry Kala. Just like

26:36

that. No, they go like this.

26:39

Oh, he's Kala. He's like this. Kala.

26:43

You want to marry Kala.

26:47

Yeah, thank you motherfucker. It's not

26:50

like this. Kala. You're

26:53

right. You're right. Oh my God,

26:55

you married Kala. Kala.

27:01

But the best part is like people like

27:03

her are addressing that. That

27:06

is wonderful. That

27:10

needs to be like, you know, people see

27:12

that and they realize, okay. Because

27:14

a lot of times when people moved here, this

27:16

is also like kind of infused into us. Like

27:19

people tell us black people are this way.

27:21

Right, be afraid of black people. It's

27:24

true. Get that from the court. Not

27:28

from your own people, but like regular white

27:30

people, like regular Americans. Regular Americans. We said,

27:32

you know, like when we move

27:34

here, like, you know, regular, not, I'm just

27:36

not talking about my own people. Just fucking

27:39

say it. It's saying white people be telling

27:41

him black people are not good. It's true.

27:43

It's just white people, all races. You know,

27:45

there is a bias against black people even

27:47

in this country. It's fucked up. What is

27:49

the word for white? Who

27:52

said white? Gora. Guara.

27:54

Guara. Queen. Guara.

27:57

Guara. But no, it's not derogatory. No,

28:00

we use it as a... No, you don't go.

28:03

Oh, yeah, yeah. Gora is... Oh,

28:05

yeah. Gora is like... Gora! No,

28:08

they say, I want to be Gora. No,

28:10

it's like, I would like to be Gora. You are

28:12

marrying Gora? You have to

28:14

be like the Gora. Gora, light skin,

28:17

skin would be bad with Gora. It

28:20

might be a product. Gora. Well, you

28:22

know how like white people... Gora. There's

28:26

a product called Fear and Lovely, which is used... It

28:28

was in the store where we were. It was in the

28:30

store to lighten your skin. It's fucked up. Fear

28:32

and Lovely. And they were... They

28:34

were buying that shit. Because you know, while we

28:37

were filming, there were people still buying stuff. And

28:40

they were buying it like it was toothpaste.

28:42

They were like, let me get two like

28:44

that... Fear and Lovely please. And they

28:46

don't make that anymore. And

28:48

they put it on in the store. I

28:50

think they rebranded it and they call it something

28:52

else now. Yo, yo. The guy got banned. They put

28:54

it on in the store. They were like, before I

28:56

leave out. You know how

28:58

you get it in the way it's hot in the summer?

29:00

You take it right out of the fridge and you start

29:03

drinking right away? They were in the aisle like... Yo,

29:05

it was all... I was like, what the... Can

29:08

you throw this to garbage? It was all on the

29:10

shelf. It has like a picture of a guy dark

29:12

and then light, like a better... Oh yeah. I mean,

29:14

so, you know that box? I know the box. You

29:18

got the box. He's like, I'm working

29:20

on mine. He's got that. Gala. Next

29:23

time I come here, I look like a white guy. Yeah,

29:26

with a brown neck. I look

29:28

like Dante. Oh. Oh.

29:32

Oh. Oh. Oh,

29:34

shit. Smoky Pocky. Gala. Gala.

29:38

So, when is black used as a

29:40

nice word? Never. Never. It's never

29:42

used as a good word. Come on. Now

29:44

explain that. No, I don't

29:46

know Hindi. That's what I'm trying to think. No, no. No,

29:49

no. No, no. Whatever

29:51

you speak, what about your language? Oh, my

29:53

God. What do you speak in Pakistan? I speak Urdu. Urdu

30:00

and you speak Telugu right? So it's caught

30:02

but what's your word in Urdu? What's a

30:05

word for black in Urdu? Kala What

30:07

about you in the Selig group? Nala,

30:10

Nala, Nala But we

30:12

also use it to describe our God like

30:14

you know Krishna is black Nala, but no

30:16

I'm saying what if you're mad you're like

30:19

Nala What's the word

30:21

for nigga in Selig group?

30:25

Nala, Nala But

30:28

they just say black like you know like Nala

30:31

Nala Look it's always this

30:34

Nala Nala

30:37

They'll say like Nala do means black guy

30:40

Nala do? Nala do Nala

30:43

do Nala do Nala

30:45

do Nala do Mountain do

30:47

When you ask add the do like for a guy

30:49

it's like a guy like you know like pillow do

30:51

means What's Gora do? What's Gora do?

30:55

Talodu, Talodu Wait what? Why

30:57

do? Why do this Talodu? Talodu

31:00

Talodu Tala means white, Nala

31:03

means black Nala, Talodu

31:05

So we be like Talodu like you know like

31:07

if someone is like you know usually the joke

31:09

for us is like white people they throw the

31:11

book at us You know they'll have the

31:13

rules and and they'll be like

31:15

oh they'll follow the rules exactly for Talodu

31:18

They'll be like ah Talodu What's

31:21

mountain do? Oh so it is a

31:23

derogatory thing Oh so it is a derogatory thing Oh

31:25

like Talodu like you know when people are

31:27

racist you know like the fucking Talodu you

31:29

know So I go Nala do and yours

31:31

is Kala I'm trying to get all the

31:34

words for N-word I'm trying to get all the N-word I mean

31:36

all over the world It's

31:38

not really the N-word though So

31:40

what's the one that's the non-contouring Come

31:43

on Kala Because everybody knows the

31:45

N-word Yeah yeah yeah They all,

31:48

every day the most famous slur

31:50

Are we going to pretend there's

31:52

one country that doesn't have N-word

31:54

Hahahaha SNL

31:58

man I gotta ask that

32:00

you know what was I mean I I

32:02

I think I auditioned like three times I

32:04

never got it um I

32:06

remember when Dean got it I was like

32:08

oh that's great Dean can do impersonation but

32:10

they limited you a little bit you get

32:13

off they did not let you get off

32:15

I was like Dean's about to whoo it's

32:17

over now I was like

32:19

I was like no no

32:22

not quite but but now hearing your story

32:24

and hearing Greer I think what

32:26

pushed me over was a lot of

32:28

people didn't know I had booked mad

32:30

TV first what I

32:33

booked mad TV that summer

32:35

the summer yeah early

32:37

early late May early June

32:41

um cuz I remember going to the cuz a

32:43

year before that remember UPN had a sketch show

32:45

that they would do they did a sketch on

32:47

they flew me to LA and I stunk and

32:50

it was awful right and I remember saying to

32:52

myself I never want to be like my manager

32:54

him he was like what happened now I was

32:56

like damn oh doubt that it

32:59

was that bad you know so I said

33:01

I never want to be in that situation

33:03

again so I remember taking some classes with

33:05

Second City right just to learn the form

33:07

was with standups when I sketch so I

33:10

took some classes Second City and

33:12

then I I saw Jimmy Fallon's

33:14

audition tape for SNL oh wow

33:16

and Jimmy did playing Jimmy he

33:19

did some guitar things but I think his

33:21

strong suit was his impression he could right

33:23

he had a great impressions he did a

33:25

couple of characters but the impressions one so

33:27

I said to myself I said similar to

33:29

what you did I said you know instead

33:31

of doing they said three characters three

33:33

impressions I said I'm gonna do three characters

33:36

that are and I said but I'm gonna

33:38

do mad impressions and I

33:40

is if I do it in three minutes

33:42

ain't nobody's gonna say that's too many yeah

33:44

so I did I wrote a scene I

33:46

remember rehearsing it and locking it in and

33:49

it was here's my impression of because because

33:51

people always lose time this is where people

33:53

lose time in their auditions so

33:56

here's my impression of Jerry

33:58

Seinfeld right And they

34:00

turn around, why they always turn around like

34:02

we forget it then? It goes a little

34:04

something like this. But here's the problem with

34:06

that. Every time you do

34:08

that, you're cutting into your time. And

34:10

so I said, you know what, I just want

34:12

to set it up and then go. And so

34:15

I started doing what I call an impression

34:18

run, where I just do a bunch

34:20

of impressions. So I said, here's my

34:22

impression of a Black Awards show where

34:24

Chris Rock and Chris Tucker are hosting.

34:26

Jay-Z is doing a duet with

34:29

Erica Badu. And then Denzel

34:32

Washington and Sam Jackson are

34:34

presenting James Earl Jones a Lifetime Achievement Award.

34:36

She was like seven cats. So

34:38

now I can

34:40

just go from Chris Rock to Chris

34:43

Tucker to Jay-Z to Erica Badu. And

34:47

it's just running. But hitting punch

34:49

lines in it. And

34:52

so when I went to the Mad TV

34:54

audition, Donnell Rollins was there, Owen Smith was

34:56

there. A bunch of cats that

34:58

we knew. I went in first. I was supposed

35:00

to do three minutes. I

35:02

did like ten. Because I

35:05

did my three and then Nicole Garcia,

35:07

who was at Fox, who's casting for

35:09

Mad TV. She's like, so who else

35:11

do you do? So she's like, I said,

35:13

I don't know who you want. She was like, Jamie

35:15

Foxx. I was like, you know Jamie,

35:18

he's real cool. She's like, Steve Harvey. I was

35:20

like, well, I don't know. And these are people

35:22

I didn't know. But you're

35:24

familiar enough with them that they're in

35:26

there. So I'm just doing everybody right.

35:30

Out in the water. Well,

35:33

you know. Ooh. So

35:38

I crushed it. I walk

35:40

out, Donnell was like, Yo, young everybody out

35:42

here hates you. And Donnell was one of

35:45

them. Yeah, he was

35:47

being real. Donnell. So

35:51

I walked out. And before I

35:53

made it around the corner, my man, Jekyll said, yo, you

35:55

got a call back, right? They want you to come back

35:57

tomorrow with producers. And producers says, I'll be right back. I

36:00

was like, so I'm feeling good.

36:02

That night I had a standup

36:04

showcase. And because

36:06

I had a call back, I'm feeling good.

36:08

So I crushed the showcase. Go into the

36:10

call back, crush it. Two weeks later I'm

36:12

shooting this KFC commercial. My agent calls. He's

36:15

like, yo, I got good news, great news.

36:17

I said, what's up? So the good news

36:19

is, man, TV wants to offer you. They

36:23

don't even want to audition or screen

36:25

test you. They're offering you six episodes

36:28

that are rolled to 13. And you know

36:30

my wife was pregnant at the time. So I'm like, Pat, we

36:32

good. We good.

36:34

I said, well, if that's the good news, what's the bad news? He

36:36

said, the better news is people from SNL were at

36:39

that showcase that night. So I'm like, oh.

36:41

I said, what does that mean? He's like, that means

36:43

I get to play. So he took the tape from

36:46

that night, sends it

36:48

out to every network, because

36:50

I'm now going to Montreal.

36:52

I'm going to just for last second. Everything

36:55

is live. The

36:57

only person I tell is Ian Edwards,

36:59

because you know comics. Yo, so what's

37:01

going on? I didn't want that. So

37:04

I kept it close to the hip, but I had

37:06

to go to LA to meet with all the networks

37:08

before I went to SNL. So

37:11

in the meantime, we're stolen mad TV

37:13

saying yes or no. And

37:16

we're trying to get SNL to lock

37:18

me into giving me some sort of

37:20

guarantee, because my agents are

37:22

like, you know what? We need some guarantees that,

37:25

because when you audition for SNL, you have to sign a

37:27

contract first. You know that. You have to sign a contract,

37:29

which means they have first

37:31

right refusals, which if

37:34

you book other things, those things are off the table. So

37:36

we danced around and held them off

37:39

for about two

37:41

weeks. And then I suddenly

37:43

have a lawyer. My lawyer is like, sometimes you got

37:45

to have balls to say no to get what you

37:47

want. So I said to SNL, so I said, you

37:49

know, just tell SNL no. I'll just take mad TV.

37:52

So we had a meeting with

37:55

CBS that afternoon. My agent goes and tells

37:57

them we get to CBS. He's like, they

37:59

bit. They said they'll give you an answer in a week.

38:02

They'll give you an answer in a week because I was

38:04

going to Montreal next week. In the meantime, Kev hits

38:07

me. Yo, Dean, boom. Hey, hey, you know

38:09

what? I'm Dean. I'm auditioning for SNL. I

38:11

said, oh, that's cool. You know, I didn't

38:13

tell him. I said, what's up? He's like, yo, I

38:15

need you to help me with, I need help with

38:17

my audition. I

38:20

said, I, I said, just so you know, I'm

38:22

auditioning too. He's

38:25

like, all right, cool. I said, you

38:27

know, but whatever. We both

38:29

going to Montreal. We both going to SNL. We

38:32

all going to leave this summer with something.

38:34

Right. So I going to a test for

38:36

SNL. He went the day before me and

38:38

then I went on, on July 12th. We

38:40

at this point said, no to mad TV.

38:44

SNL, they make me go last in

38:46

the day. Right. So, so they're auditioning

38:49

12 people that they're screen testing 12

38:51

people. So we get there, get there

38:53

at like 11 30

38:55

and I'm sitting in Ana Gostier, her

38:58

dressing room from, from 11 30

39:00

to five 30. And

39:03

you're watching as, as the numbers, you know, you

39:05

see fewer and fewer people in the hallways.

39:09

Right. And finally I go and I, but

39:11

I was in the army. So I'm like, this is, they

39:13

trying to test me. They try to see, but I'm on

39:15

some, yo, I know that my joint was, is fire from

39:17

the med. So

39:23

I'm on some Denjo. I stand by. I

39:25

guarantee it. I know this is going to

39:27

win. Right. Because now

39:29

I know I got laughs already. Right. And,

39:32

and we went and met and wound up

39:34

going to Montreal

39:36

knowing that I had SNL, but I couldn't tell

39:39

you, but it couldn't tell anybody. Couldn't

39:41

tell anybody. So when I get up there, now

39:44

mind you, I'm exhausted for the last month. There's

39:47

a lot of mental drain. So

39:50

this is hustle. This part has been in effect since,

39:53

since the, since the late nineties, because when we're

39:55

up in Montreal, Kev got up there earlier and

39:57

when I get to my hotel, I'm fired. I'm

39:59

finally tired, I want to exhale, so I lay

40:01

on the bed. And Kev Korsy's like,

40:03

Dean, Dean, what are you doing? I said, yo, I

40:06

just got back to the hotel, man, I'm tired. He

40:08

was like, dude, Dean, come on, come on, this is

40:10

why we're here. We gotta get out,

40:12

we gotta polish it, yeah? So I'm like, all right, let

40:14

me get out and play

40:16

the role. So I get out, I

40:18

don't tell Kev. People from NBC, Mark

40:21

Hirschfeld, he comes up, he's like, yeah,

40:23

he's like, congratulations, but my

40:25

agent told me don't tell because nobody's

40:27

supposed to know. So I'm

40:29

thinking, I'm so afraid they gonna take

40:31

it from me that Mark is like,

40:34

Mark from NBC's like, yeah, congratulations, I'm

40:36

like, on what? I don't know what,

40:38

he's like, no, it's fine, we know.

40:40

I said, I don't know, I don't know.

40:43

Cause I'm honestly thinking they trying to perfect me

40:46

and I gotcha. So

40:48

the next day had the showcases and we wound

40:50

up, we wound up by, I

40:52

was able to, D-Ray and Kev

40:54

were in the green room when I was able

40:57

to go and tell. They were the first two

40:59

people outside of my mother

41:01

and my wife and my father. That's

41:03

crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crazy, crazy. And

41:06

so what, cause I remember,

41:10

good, when you got it, right?

41:12

And I saw Tracy Morgan in

41:14

the street. Uh oh. Joffrey,

41:18

I'm just, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold

41:20

on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold

41:23

on. I'm

41:25

Demarco, Demarco. Yeah. I

41:29

saw, it was when the Boston Comedy Club was

41:31

still open. I was walking towards

41:33

the Comedy Cellar on a

41:35

Western and I said, yo,

41:37

Tracy. Yo

41:40

D, that was just gotta sit out. And

41:42

he go, that motherfucker

41:44

better be ready to wear. We're dressing.

41:46

Ha ha ha. It

41:48

is better be ready to put on

41:51

ruse. Put on

41:53

some lipstick. You about, you a black man, you

41:55

gonna wear a dress. You gonna wear a pantyhose. You gonna

41:58

wear a dress. He got, but you know what? real

42:00

talk. Tracy actually went when

42:02

I booked it he was right he took me

42:04

to he took me to he said I want

42:07

to take you out you know celebrate so

42:09

we go to the olive we go to the Olive

42:11

Garden in Times Square remember the Olive Garden in Times

42:13

Square and we sit there and

42:16

he's like he's like how are you

42:18

feeling? I said I'm feeling good. He's

42:20

like yeah you about to be making

42:22

that money. He making that money. I

42:24

said yeah you about to make more

42:26

money than everybody in your entire generation.

42:28

He's like how you feel? I said

42:30

I feel good. He's like how you feel when

42:32

you when they gonna put you in that dress? Look

42:35

at him and I'm like yeah. He's like

42:37

no no you think I'm joking how you

42:40

feel when they gonna put you in that

42:42

dress? You in that SNL you gonna wear

42:44

a dress? Damn! I was like I was

42:46

like nah I ain't at work. Yo hold

42:48

up hold up hold up. So

42:51

our first our first day of work was supposed

42:53

to be 9-11. Our first day of work was

42:56

September 11th 2001 but we

42:58

got preempted for obvious reasons. So

43:00

our first episode is with Giuliani and

43:02

the fireman at the show and Reese

43:04

Witherspoon is coming off the success of

43:06

Legally Blonde and Alicia Keys has the

43:09

hottest record in the country with Fallin.

43:11

And Ray Chu from Ray Chu and

43:13

the crew up at the Apollo. Ray

43:15

is her musical director so Ray sees

43:17

me backstage. He's like yo what you

43:19

doing? I said yo I'm on the

43:21

show. He's like yo that's dope. I

43:23

said yo I'm on meet Alicia right?

43:25

He's like alright well I said well

43:27

nah y'all handling business but just let

43:29

Alicia know we know I'm here

43:31

right? So Maya Rudolph

43:34

wrote this she had this recurring

43:36

character Donna Teller

43:38

Versace. Very funny. She

43:41

wrote the sketch and she wrote

43:43

me as Grace Jones in

43:45

that episode. Oh

43:48

no so so Natalie my baby to

43:50

the bottle never satisfied. Pull up to

43:53

the bumper baby. Pull up to the

43:55

bumper baby. Michael

44:00

wrong it doesn't

44:03

matter. This is my

44:26

video to so

44:39

in my first episode the final sketch of the

44:41

night I got on

44:43

a mini skirt I got on

44:45

four inch heels I got

44:48

on a big Grace Jones

44:50

face with a leather top.

44:53

I ain't gonna front I'm a fine looking woman, but I don't

44:55

I'm annoyed that i'm wearing it and

44:57

and of all the times I ain't

45:00

seen her leave the keys all week.

45:02

Right can you see where this is

45:05

going? I ain't seen she's avoided she

45:07

been nowhere around me right

45:09

as I'm about to go out on stage.

45:12

I had you better work them heels boo

45:14

I was like, oh, honestly, truthfully, that is

45:17

a large reason why I've been able to

45:19

be as successful as I've been in two

45:21

and a half years of being in LA

45:23

because me just being honest and telling

45:26

the truth and like, like saying like, yo, the

45:28

emperor has no clothes on like what we gonna

45:30

do about it. And if people are like, you

45:32

are so nice you are because people don't

45:34

talk they don't tell the truth. They don't

45:36

know. I wish

45:38

you feel like that mentality makes the

45:40

writing of the show better because you're

45:43

not trying to please anybody or you'd

45:45

be a you know, yes, man to

45:47

someone someone's idea you're actually

45:49

you know, as a comic, you're able to keep

45:51

it realer and be like, for

45:54

sure. I will say this this season

45:56

is raunch here is broader. It's like

45:58

we took real risks. And you know, I

46:01

will say I have a I have

46:03

a pegging joke that I got into this show pegging.

46:05

What's that? Yeah, you know, so

46:07

where is begging? Yeah, it's like but you know for

46:09

me, it's just like Packing is when

46:12

a man Um who

46:14

does not necessarily identify as gay

46:16

likes to receive anal pleasure Yeah

46:19

too bad. You're gay buddy Okay

46:25

I don't I don't like stuff in my book there's people

46:27

that will dispute that If I

46:29

didn't have to take a shit, I wouldn't take a shit

46:33

The one way I don't like none

46:35

of that shit, but there's a g-spot.

46:37

Yeah, see exactly. How do you know, bro?

46:40

Sorry, look at like he's father like he said Y'all

46:44

heard this is something you don't like what

46:46

about a chick eating a grocery eating the

46:48

grocery I don't like none of that bullshits

46:52

I don't want no salad man. Fuck all

46:54

that man. This ain't no selling none of

46:56

that shit I don't I don't like none

46:58

of that shit godfrey just eats fish, baby,

47:00

right? That's it, man. Listen, I just don't

47:03

do that I think heterosexual guys are like

47:05

what we are. I don't do

47:07

that shit. I just don't but I'm a hetero

47:09

dude I like a little salad torso little ball

47:11

licking That's

47:13

fine the ball, but when you keep going

47:15

back past the tank, I don't think so

47:17

what you think when you're getting that territory

47:20

The salad is the actual What

47:23

you say the salad is actual after you say when you

47:26

get back to you already back There's

47:31

a break before you get to the second stop

47:36

But this ain't express 56 on

47:38

my balls hang lower my

47:41

balls hang lower so my balls

47:43

sit on my ass You

47:48

want me to do The

47:53

booty it's the booty Fucking

47:56

the asshole. Yeah and a girl going and

47:58

he likes a girl going is

48:00

but that's disgusting. I eat

48:02

butt, you don't eat butt.

48:05

I eat a girl's butt.

48:07

I eat her

48:10

vagina. I don't eat her butt. That's

48:12

the home of the turtle, man. That's

48:14

the home of the turtle. Keep knocking

48:16

on that door. Someone's going to say,

48:18

who is it? I don't want to knock on

48:27

that door. You never know who's home. Fuck

48:29

that. But I will stick with the banana.

48:31

That's what I do. And sometimes it's, of

48:33

course, you surprised. I'll be like, you

48:36

know, all right. So you a meat and

48:38

potatoes kind of guy. I'm meat and potatoes. Yeah, but

48:40

he likes salad. So he's going to ask salad. He

48:42

likes garnishing and shit. It's not wrong. We're going

48:45

to three. Little fried Brussels

48:47

sprouts. Okay. Yeah. And some

48:50

niggas like asparagus. So, yo,

48:52

I like the way it makes my

48:55

teeth. I thought and I'm remember I'm

48:57

devil's advocate. I thought Hamas, they made

48:59

it seem like some Muslim terrorist group

49:02

or something. They're not. America is the only

49:04

country in the world in the U.N. that labels

49:06

them as terrorists. That's not really

49:08

true either. Okay. Like half the

49:10

world labels them as terrorist organizations.

49:13

They are. They're the entire developed

49:15

world has labeled them a terrorist. Why

49:17

is that? Is it propaganda and believe in

49:19

America? It is for just one fact, which

49:21

is that they carry out terrorist attacks

49:24

constantly against civilians and that

49:27

when they do attack, unlike

49:30

an army, an army attacks soldiers,

49:32

armies, engage other armies in Gaza,

49:34

though. So what's what about 30,000

49:37

troops in Gaza? They're

49:39

not an army, though. They're a governing body.

49:42

They're the government. What do you think an army? We

49:44

think troops are. They are troops for the government body.

49:46

There's 30,000 of them. And they committed and

49:48

they committed a

49:51

genocide in Israel. Not only

49:53

that, I was an attack. Now, we can

49:55

go. Can we like, okay, can we back

49:57

up a little bit? Brutal way that people

49:59

have. Why in almost why entry

50:01

why why did they why they

50:04

didn't they why did they buy my name

50:06

with my Why did we slaughter family? I

50:08

came with receipt. I good I gave your

50:10

engineer a bunch of news articles that you

50:12

have that said that they're the Hamas We'll

50:15

play stuff. We'll play stuff so we can go

50:17

on that Mass

50:20

videos can we rewind a little bit because

50:22

I think there's a lot of people who

50:25

which me Specifically, I don't know

50:28

I've been researching all day how we

50:30

got to this point I'll tell you

50:32

how we got to this point in 1948. There was

50:34

something called the neck bow neck bow is means the

50:36

catastrophe It was when hundreds

50:39

of thousands of Jewish people were

50:41

granted your refuge in Palestine They

50:44

came and they mill it they militarized their themselves

50:47

and they took over and if Palestine became Israel

50:49

1948 They expelled 750,000 Palestinians.

50:51

They call citizens by the thousands Actually

50:54

also gave your engineer videos of soldiers

50:56

from 1948 saying that they were Palestinian

51:00

women they were they were killed with

51:02

machine guns and they're laughing about it. This is a 1948

51:06

Okay, come before before that before

51:08

that was Palestine. No before that

51:10

was was the Ottoman Empire

51:13

The Ottoman Empire 1900, right? You

51:16

have none and it is the Ottoman

51:18

Empire understood they they Occupied

51:20

that area there were

51:22

Christians Jews and and power

51:24

and Muslims living there

51:27

Yeah in peace at one

51:29

time. Okay, so there are less moral

51:33

When did the British come so 1948 world

51:35

what but the well the British came

51:37

even before that with the Balfour Declaration Which

51:40

was probably more around like 1917 19. Right? Which

51:42

is important because Britain Occupied

51:45

they were in control of the

51:48

area. All right, and then so

51:50

I'm also not sure about what

51:54

what Place

51:56

Zionism in Europe

51:58

passed like how that end

52:01

up the whole idea of that

52:03

explain it well could somebody explain

52:05

Zionism Zionism is an old idea in

52:07

Judaism the Jews were of course expelled

52:10

from their historic indigenous land of Israel

52:12

many times over their 3,000 year history

52:15

and so Zionism is the belief

52:17

that Jews should have a homeland

52:19

in Israel could I ask and it really

52:21

took hold after World War two after the genocide of

52:23

the Jews okay but what I know where you want to

52:25

go but the Ashkenazi

52:29

is that European yes

52:31

so I cuz the other

52:33

the Jewish people you're talking about or

52:35

would they be the Sephardic one okay

52:37

I want to make listen I'm just

52:39

right and then there are Mizrahi Jews

52:43

Mizrahi that are from the Middle Eastern

52:46

design yes I read the news there's

52:56

something about the Zionism that was

52:59

going on in in in in

53:02

Europe where there was this

53:04

idea of the fact of a

53:06

country for not a country for people has no

53:09

country that was there well that was

53:11

some of the propaganda that they use

53:14

but this idea of the Jews returning

53:16

to their ancestral homeland that God gave

53:18

them in the Bible right has to

53:20

do with what the Theodore Herzl who

53:23

is kind of like the founder of

53:25

the modern day of our soul yes

53:27

yeah that is what I want no

53:29

no you got a picture this Theodore

53:31

Herzl dude Herzl I think

53:34

it'd be awesome it's a it's a

53:36

Zionism also directly it talks it's

53:38

my understanding if I'm wrong correct

53:40

me that that Judaism is not

53:42

just a religion that it's an

53:44

ethnic it combines the idea

53:46

of being a Jew to

53:49

an ethnic origin

53:51

but just in America it always used to be

53:53

aha kind

53:56

of hot so that's nice So

54:00

where is he from? Kind of my type.

54:03

I think he's from Austria. Was he from

54:05

Austria? Right. He's from Austria. Oh

54:07

shit. Here we go. He's from Austria? Okay,

54:10

Austria. So you have

54:12

this Zionist movement in Europe, right,

54:14

which is kind of brings ethnic origins

54:17

with Judaism and kind of combines the two.

54:19

So it would be ethnical because any time

54:21

we'd say, oh, he looks like a Jewish

54:23

person, always be the European version. Right, but

54:25

there's... And then you would know, I know

54:27

guys that are African Jews. Like I'm

54:29

Igbo, right? And there's Igbo Jews

54:31

in Nigeria. But I discovered it

54:33

later. I was like, damn! But all

54:36

we thought about was the Jewish nose and

54:38

the jacket. Right, right, right. So the propaganda.

54:40

The Ashkenazi. The Ashkenazi ones, right. When you

54:42

started to really get educated. There aren't too

54:44

many tiny noses in the Middle East. Not

54:46

a lot in general. That's the rule. I

54:48

think that's it. My team,

54:50

neither of ours are in

54:53

their original form. I'm afraid

54:55

not. So I think that's

54:57

it. So I think that's

54:59

important to reference the historical

55:01

reference of how there was

55:03

this migration to Israel. Because

55:06

people... After the Holocaust. So what was it?

55:09

After the Holocaust. Before, was it all Palestine? It was

55:11

called Palestine, yeah. It was called Straight Palestine. Yeah. Okay.

55:15

What was called Israel? When? When?

55:18

For thousands of years. We're not talking about Palestine.

55:20

Yes, we are. We are talking about Palestine.

55:22

Yeah, and Samara, it was called the Eretz

55:24

Yisrael, the Land of Israel, but the modern

55:26

state of Israel, as we know it wasn't

55:28

created until 1948. And if

55:31

you're going to say, oh, it was always called

55:33

Israel. The people of Israel, but the land wasn't

55:35

really called. It was Israel. I mean, unless we're

55:37

going according to the Bible. But you look at

55:40

a map. If you look at a map from 1947, it says Palestine.

55:44

That's okay. But it's always Palestine. Well,

55:46

that's correct. But that's the fact that it was called Palestine. Can we

55:48

show a map? It's always been Israel. Can you show a map of

55:50

19th map of Israel? I

55:54

also sent your producer. It's

55:56

always been Israel. I

55:59

feel like that's. part of the problem

56:01

that people have this sort of mentality

56:03

that it's always been Israel it'll always

56:05

be Israel it's all it's Israel it's

56:07

ours because God gave it to us

56:10

and no one's taken away Jewish

56:12

supremacy is a problem and

56:15

Ashkenazi supremacy is even a bigger part

56:18

of Jewish supremacy because they do subjugate

56:20

other other Jews. Can you confirm that

56:22

in 1947 it was called Palestine?

56:28

The British Mandate of Palestine. Let's say

56:30

something that makes sense. It has

56:32

always been called Israel and it has

56:34

also been called Palestine and the problem

56:36

is that you can't say Israel

56:39

belongs all to the Jews or Israel

56:41

belongs all to the Palestinians that's the

56:43

problem the problem is it's called both.

56:46

Yeah I agree. Historically

56:49

a whole bunch of people settled

56:52

in Iran. Two nations live there.

56:54

Absolutely. We need one solo shot.

56:56

But one nation is getting treated a whole lot

56:58

worse. Well one nation had its babies.

57:02

I'm sorry I got it I got to speak

57:04

up about this baby thing because as

57:06

far as I know 40 babies being be

57:08

his pure lies and a newscaster

57:12

said it that she heard and his

57:15

really soldier say it. That's not a

57:17

thing she came out after and said

57:19

it wasn't true. It's being used to

57:21

rile up Islamophobia and it's very dangerous.

57:24

I'm sorry Hamas did enough bad things.

57:26

We don't need to make any more

57:28

bad things. Have you ever done

57:30

this guy on the show? He's

57:33

the like it's an infamous

57:35

clip. Hold on. Wait what? How

57:37

can I miss? Oh it's very easy. You're

57:39

both very pretty. Fergie Oliver's his name. What?

57:42

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57:45

that. Look at you. Oh

57:47

my god. Yo get what? That's

57:53

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57:55

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58:00

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58:02

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