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the big man at center. Make

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next to the stage, this guy thinks LeBron James

0:48

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Jackson is just O.K. He's

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the beast from the Middle East. Bring up

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Godfrey, we trust podcast! Make some

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noise for Godfrey! Yo,

2:07

what's up everybody?

2:18

How you feel? Huh? What's

2:21

up? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, the

2:23

other mic's on? Okay, the mic's on. He's

2:26

the real cue, but I didn't do the real...

2:28

I didn't do the real... I didn't do your

2:30

dog. I didn't do your dog. I just went,

2:32

Roar! I was fucking barking. We wanted to... We

2:34

were supposed to start at nine, but we didn't want

2:36

to make y'all feel any different, like we wasn't

2:38

late every other time. Right, right. We wanted to

2:40

make you feel the right way. We don't start

2:42

on time. Fuck y'all. He

2:46

didn't bring the bobbleheads. ...be another owl. We always got Wu-Tang

2:48

Clan all the fucking time. I'm sorry. I'm

2:50

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

2:53

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We

2:55

always got Wu-Tang Clan all the fucking

2:58

time. And

3:00

listen, yeah, this is great. I appreciate

3:02

y'all. I thought... I said, I'm

3:04

going to do the small room, because I don't trust my fans,

3:07

because they don't show up. I

3:09

didn't know, yo. I didn't know. So I

3:11

said, the small room first, but they were like, you could have

3:13

done the big room, too. Yeah,

3:16

you could have did the big room. But this is... I like

3:18

this, so this is like a... The signified that they're going to

3:20

come again the next time. It's going to be

3:22

the big room. Everyone's going to be in that bitch. And

3:26

by the way, this isn't a...

3:28

And this isn't a black podcast.

3:32

It's a podcast, man. White dudes

3:34

in podcasts, they just call it

3:36

podcast. Right? It's a black and

3:38

brown podcast. Bish

3:41

news is a Hindu nigga anyway. Bish

3:45

news are complexion. God damn. Well,

3:48

who's to do with the good hair? No,

3:52

but... Why we got to talk about

3:54

hair? This is not a black podcast.

3:57

This is not a black podcast. That

4:00

the new good a high level you can

4:02

make my nose up by a system of

4:04

i care about it. So worried when something

4:06

is majority of the zebra six can I

4:08

can Mother fuckers is this is black white

4:10

people like each other we watch it was

4:12

like why do you guys do white dude

4:14

shit. At. It's just a podcast. It's.

4:16

Everybody's. Welcome my friends from every walk

4:19

of block And why We York man who

4:21

doesn't have all kinds of my by the

4:23

brain Are you a New York? You have

4:25

one title race of regulate a New York

4:27

and we just don't do know as and

4:30

know Dicks it that way I don't That's

4:32

why you are not block as noted above

4:34

of yeah why deemed as possessing really gets

4:36

going. Up. Also, not

4:38

a bottom nigger. What do we do? Ah,

4:42

I'm fucking these white boy. He's

4:46

doing it every memory. Rubberized

4:48

as. Possible Canada

4:50

or some. Other

4:54

know. Some of

4:56

those components I was there. any td Jakes who.

4:59

Just. Have to. So I. Was

5:02

rude. Oh, we'll talk about

5:04

that multiplayer. Split. Five

5:06

Hundred This episode? Yes, there

5:09

are four or five hundred.

5:11

And when I couple years

5:13

ago when I started I

5:15

had debris hostesses. And. It will

5:17

I go Podcast said you just do with data

5:20

Days is do day by day and subsets. people

5:22

say they want to park as a says. Yo.

5:25

You. Better be ready for a smoke you

5:27

gotta be you gotta have even if is

5:29

double stupid cynical make it interesting his book

5:31

of the by apple pie for like a

5:33

how this. Database

5:35

of the like Yoda Apple Pass It

5:37

was. So

5:40

you know, five hundred episodes as a big

5:42

deal for me and I didn't really wanna. Go.

5:44

Live the I said let me build their said first.

5:47

You. Don't to me at. Four

5:50

hundred and twenty six thousand subscribers?

5:52

yo are you fill a series

5:55

of us as long as it

5:57

is And I did even realize

5:59

spot. Later spread in

6:01

my fuckin Instagram idea how that

6:03

eight hundred thirty four thousand and

6:05

they were as as as it

6:07

because it's always been a month.

6:10

Yeah. When we get throws as to me as

6:12

we just go I know you're not You say

6:14

some sit they see you would you will see

6:16

them up and I said like a cause do

6:18

like a fat here and there were like a new

6:20

guidelines. As appear

6:22

the boys even I got to

6:25

me Guideline Cottage. That's not right.

6:27

We have a third save Community

6:29

Snags name advanced say about your

6:31

I'd be pissed that I did.

6:33

I just see that as a

6:35

guideline. Meet me? Why Me? Why?

6:38

Why people type of nigga Every.

6:42

Other. Than

6:44

they do. You think? that's how

6:46

dare you say that about community

6:48

guidelines? Sound

6:50

like Para Cada. Sorry, you

6:53

sound like a civil rights

6:55

leader we tell how.santa. Yeah,

6:59

I gotta go Unrecognized Said you?

7:01

What's the going gets? You are

7:03

right. I don't. Like

7:05

dogs your he was own. Selves. Was

7:08

he was right. Know like that. I'm so

7:10

will not want to say just as and

7:12

never liked me. I like it. I can

7:14

say things and the office and a read

7:17

and be like it's like they still are

7:19

reviewing. The. To know what

7:21

like they among. As. This is common as

7:23

is coming up on a month as it was right

7:25

after we got a new know if you for. A

7:29

up and I saw Abdul using

7:31

the Godfrey podcast. The Council's if

7:33

you guys know about it makes

7:35

you you follow that. Yes,

7:37

Dad's and make sure if you haven't subscribed

7:40

to the you to join. You. Know

7:42

be got reply cast as now I do Lives

7:44

on that. And. It's a

7:46

headset. Must read: Sad Shazam A

7:49

Boyd said Zuma. He's a lot.

7:53

Of machismo is My wife ran

7:55

from ah Cleveland. One. He asked

7:57

media and he goes do would have. Dude

8:00

bro you can we do and fucking

8:02

you plug it into a live on

8:04

forget your if you can make money

8:07

pro make it a focus taught attacks

8:09

if you don't really support thought they

8:11

are you series like dude you got

8:13

for on does books road was rebook

8:15

do it now and then when I

8:17

got ordinary would buy wait told you

8:19

have a fuck out as I read

8:22

a comic dumb as we call them

8:24

and there's the venue snaps as the

8:26

money and or little the Sydney smoking

8:28

awesome and we're here Man with walk

8:30

in here and I may read something

8:32

here. Yeah man and Ty has been

8:35

around in a minute was so I

8:37

was so was good. Men are things

8:39

Good guy, three kids y'all right on

8:41

right on or V fifteen seventeen zero

8:43

know. They. They take up some

8:45

time I have about my wife is awesome don't

8:48

we will were good and everything like that. But

8:50

yevhen you know my seven zero p taller than

8:52

me now and and will try to talk shit

8:54

zoc as it is what is He doesn't talk

8:56

shit, he he just wants. To. Argue.

8:59

Just. That he just wants to win the arguments

9:01

rather and I just to be occupying. I don't

9:03

know where you are probably aware. Of

9:06

where they live I don't know what happened.

9:09

Yeah yeah the I'm not really a good

9:11

oh shit I see somebody I know as

9:13

there. Anyway I'm like okay on the i'm

9:15

the actor up here and you have to

9:17

be able to. Does he get on the

9:19

genetic Adam I ran into? I've never tried

9:21

it. you know go toe to toe with

9:23

these more focused as they they know how

9:25

to you know ridicule me and it's are

9:27

it was You know you are. You. To

9:29

that there were a good part you keep

9:32

up. Oh I try but you know I

9:34

know I know my place I just as

9:36

outside too hard but now now with my

9:38

son you know and and plus it's It's

9:41

New York City right again. You know you

9:43

talk about how. In a lot of these kids. Mix

9:45

with one another so much it went to school or.

9:47

You know, Ah, With lot

9:50

of these rich white boys vain and they

9:52

don't arrest at moon and. i

9:55

was like no one of my

9:57

makeup legs mothers are necessary hat

10:00

That's a fucking great shirt, brother.

10:02

Stand up and show them. Stand up

10:04

and look at it, black fathers are

10:06

necessary. Yeah. Yeah.

10:11

Hold on. I deeply appreciate that. No, no, man.

10:13

Let me tell you what happened. Let me tell

10:15

you what happened, though. So not to bring it

10:18

down, but do you know Andre Brower? Yes, I

10:20

do. Oh, rest in peace, Andre

10:22

Brower. Andre Brower, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and you know him.

10:24

Very good friend of mine. He was on my

10:26

board of directors at the Classical Theater Parlor. Mentor

10:29

of mine, brilliant actor, artist, and even a

10:31

greater human being. And when I was doing

10:33

my stuff with my son, you

10:36

know, he told me, hey, Ty, the war is over.

10:38

That was the first thing he said, the war is over.

10:40

And he goes, he needs his father. That's what he

10:42

needs. Wow. And he goes, he's 16 years

10:45

old right now. When he turns 18,

10:47

you will no longer be legally responsible for

10:49

him. So make sure the last two years

10:51

that he's happy, that he becomes a happy

10:53

adult. He may be a little angry right

10:55

now, but you want him to be a

10:57

happy adult. But weren't we all

11:00

like that in our teenage years? Stop

11:02

feeling yourself. I talked back to my

11:04

dad. It wasn't even a talk back

11:06

in Nigerians. But

11:09

you can't, when my father's talking to you,

11:11

you can't even like go, you can't do

11:13

nothing. None of that shit. No, no, no,

11:15

no, no. That's his thing. I'd be like, who

11:17

are you hissing at? That's my father. So you had

11:19

to stand there, and he'll let you for now. You

11:22

had to stand there. You couldn't leave until he'd tell

11:24

you to leave. But I was like,

11:26

what was your mom like? You

11:28

had to say, it's a little softer, but you still couldn't

11:30

disrespect your mom. So it was just me and my mom.

11:34

You can't disrespect your mom. The

11:37

mother runs the house, but my father's the

11:39

man. It was equal. But it

11:41

was just me and my mom. And my mom got

11:44

a 22-year vet in the Air Force. So it was

11:46

an authoritarian. It

11:49

was an authoritarian household. I'd never, ever talk back to

11:51

my mom. I didn't get in an argue with my

11:53

mom until I was 26 years old. Wow.

11:56

It was that kind of thing. With my son,

11:58

with these white boys, you know. They're

12:00

not ambitious, right? Like he is a really

12:02

fucking ambitious kid, but he wants to be

12:05

like them. And they have houses in fucking

12:07

Vermont and then the Hamptons and stuff like

12:09

that. Oof, right? You know, they go skiing

12:11

and shit like that. And

12:14

then they want to do, what

12:16

are these? What are the edibles? Oh, the drugs, the drugs,

12:18

you know the drugs are coming. I know this whole house,

12:20

you're like, well, he'll be all right with that. The

12:23

drugs are always coming as much as they do. Try

12:26

this. So I've had a lot to learn. And

12:28

the thing about it, Andre was really great. Because there were times

12:30

I called him up and I'd be like, what the fuck am

12:33

I doing wrong? And he was just like, he just needs his

12:35

father. So it's working

12:37

out. It's working out now, but that's why I've

12:39

been sort of family first. That's what I've

12:41

been talking about. No, no, when I saw you, I saw you in the

12:43

street and I go, dog. You could tell, I was like this. He

12:46

was with his family. I said, dog, everybody's asking, when

12:48

is Todd coming back? He goes, yeah,

12:50

man, I'll be back. But I got some shit to

12:52

do. I

12:55

go, that's good. But

12:57

I ain't gonna lie. I've missed being here. There's

13:00

a lot of shit that's happened in

13:02

the world. Ooh, and on and on.

13:04

I watched that podcast, man, when you

13:06

had, I couldn't believe it. Holy

13:09

God, coming on later. You had a girl named

13:11

Karen on here. Yeah. Erin Margolis. She's

13:13

a friend of mine. I know she's a friend and I don't know.

13:16

Hold on. Nothing, nothing, nothing. But

13:19

her name was Karen. Watching her

13:21

argue with your friend, the Arab

13:23

woman. Nina. We'll

13:25

see Nina, so. See you there. Nina.

13:28

Nina. That was something

13:30

else. That was something else. And to watch it

13:32

in a way, because I think

13:35

that we are about to experience what brute

13:37

power is all about in this next year.

13:39

Yeah. It's showing a hand, man.

13:41

I mean, at the end of the day, for me, genocide

13:45

is a red line. That's all there is to it. And

13:48

to watch how

13:50

people have worked to,

13:56

I'm gonna give you a little story. I went to go

13:58

visit someone at a law firm recently. and

14:00

the security sent me to the wrong floor. So

14:03

I was on the 30, I went to the 37, it was supposed

14:05

to be on the 36. I'm looking for the

14:07

person I'm supposed to be meeting, so I'm going around all

14:09

the rooms, all right? Every single

14:11

room is opened up conference room

14:13

style with rows of

14:15

chairs, and on the screen is

14:18

how they are marshaling their resources

14:20

against anybody, and we're talking all the verticals,

14:23

media, education, we're gonna

14:25

do everything we possibly can to make people

14:28

pay for speaking

14:30

against anything, anything

14:33

against that country in the Middle

14:35

East. Right, that country in the Middle East. I walked

14:37

around and I'm looking at all of it. I mean,

14:39

they're mobilizing in a way that's powerful. We

14:43

should, the claw, the claw,

14:45

the claw, everyone! The

14:47

claw! There's

14:49

the claw! Ha ha ha ha

14:52

ha! Beep beep beep! We should

14:54

really hold off until we bring Nina in. No, no,

14:56

we won't hold off. We're going in deep. We

14:59

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like, I don't understand, Shannon

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16:50

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16:54

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this goddamn cognac right here. I

17:03

know you talked about this to death, but wasn't it

17:05

brilliant how, because you remember when he said that he

17:08

read the three thousand books, right? But

17:10

it's crystal clear the man is well-read, right?

17:12

And there's part of me that thinks he

17:14

read like Art of War, because you know,

17:17

you distract, what was that, brother? Oh,

17:19

I talked to somebody. Come

17:24

on. No,

17:28

I believe he was in Jesus, he has about 60 IQ.

17:31

You lost someone. You couldn't believe that he can read? No,

17:33

he read like an actual book, not like... Whoa,

17:35

whoa, brother. Whoa,

17:39

he's like, no, I didn't mean it like

17:41

that. Let me pull this back. No,

17:44

you know what I meant. You

17:46

know, I think, no, seriously, GodFree,

17:49

I think he read Art of

17:51

War because it's distracting attack, right?

17:54

He would talk about running four threes and shit like this,

17:56

and you know, that just distracts you. You know what he

17:58

ran a four, four, seven? He didn't. either way. He

18:00

did not? Let me tell you why. He ran

18:02

a four-fourths court. Mike, Mike, can you, did you

18:05

see him running? Yeah. When he was, it was,

18:07

hold on. What is the

18:09

length, Mike, what is the length of a basketball court? It's

18:12

a basketball court, 30 yards. Oh, oh. So, he

18:14

didn't run the 40? Yeah, he ran the 30.

18:16

He ran the 20. But that's just it. But

18:18

I think there's a, hold on. I think there's

18:22

a point of this is that when,

18:24

when, when Kat

18:27

says, shit, I'm 100 years old, he meant, he

18:30

didn't mean he was 100 years old. Right.

18:32

It was hyperbole. So, I think when you,

18:35

when you take it in the context of

18:37

him speaking in hyperbole, he spoke in hyperbole

18:39

several times. So, I don't think we were

18:41

meant to take everything. Not at

18:43

all. No, no, no. That's what I'm trying to

18:45

say. He distracted to attack. And, and. But it

18:47

was brilliant. I think it was brilliant. Yeah. And

18:49

so, you can't do that unless you're well-read. Oh,

18:52

it was brilliant. And I love that he said,

18:54

he called out so many people because we

18:56

all are in the business. We know every

18:58

comic he brought up. I know all of

19:00

them. Yeah. I know Ricky Smiley, I know

19:02

all the motherfuckers. And I'm like, Ricky Smiley,

19:04

that was because what he said about Ricky

19:06

Smiley when he said, Ricky

19:09

Smiley thought he was going to be

19:11

Money Mike. He said,

19:13

they all owe that part. But

19:15

everybody auditioned for all kinds of parts.

19:18

But what he said was when I got

19:20

on the set, you kept on saying, that

19:22

was my part. That's what he was talking

19:24

about, wasn't it? Because Ricky was explaining, nah,

19:26

see, I did. I audition for

19:31

Money Mike, but then I got Santa Claus.

19:33

But I saw a look. I said, dog.

19:35

Yeah. No. He was background one. It's like

19:37

you were talking shit on while they were

19:39

filming going, that's supposed to be my part.

19:42

And Ricky, you wouldn't have done it better

19:44

than him. What you did was dope. Yeah.

19:46

And then here's another thing that pissed Dante

19:48

off about Ricky Smiley. Oh, yeah.

19:50

The fraternity thing. Go ahead. So

19:53

he was, you know, Ricky's a

19:55

bra, but he didn't know

19:58

the four principles. He said, man,

20:00

scape. And he goes, what? But

20:06

the brothers dragged him on. They

20:08

dragged him on. I was just

20:10

so frustrated. And that

20:12

was my Ricky Smiley. Fuck you. That was your

20:14

Ricky Smiley? I thought that was his voice. Yo,

20:17

that sounded like Dante Smiley. You're

20:22

also talking about somebody who doesn't. And

20:25

this is what happens a lot of times when Black

20:27

folks are what I say, they're at the

20:29

deli counter, but they never took a number. And

20:31

then they wonder why they're not being served. So

20:34

it's a situation where if you don't

20:36

understand the nature of things, I've

20:38

done nobody, everybody auditions for

20:41

parts. Like when I go

20:43

for a part, when I did Blacklist,

20:45

I did Blacklist, I played, I've never

20:47

played a Black dude. I played everything.

20:49

Samoan. What's Samoan? Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican.

20:51

And his father's my complexion, which is

20:54

hilarious. My goal is to

20:56

one day play a Black dude in a movie.

20:59

My hope is. But

21:02

in Blacklist, it was a Polynesian, so

21:05

it was nothing but Hawaiian dudes, big

21:07

Hawaiian dudes with long hair, ponytails and

21:09

stuff. So it's like,

21:11

but what happens is, which is

21:13

the real reason why Terry Crews gets

21:15

so much work. No, because he's... Well...

21:20

No, but he does, he dances

21:22

when there's no music playing. But

21:24

it's also... Smile's really big too.

21:26

It's also you find. That

21:29

means that he's done it. But that's

21:31

not his sense, that's not his sense, that's

21:33

not. That's not his

21:36

sense. He's just using

21:38

it as a platform, as a

21:40

platform, as a platform, as a

21:42

platform, as a platform, as a

21:44

platform, as a platform. Oh, yeah!

21:52

I'm not participating in that. But... I...

21:56

I... I... I'm

21:58

gonna tell you, Traditionally,

22:02

I'll tell you, my

22:06

friend JQ, she's a manager

22:08

and an agent for movies

22:10

and films. Big dudes

22:12

can't read copy. Am I lying? Or

22:16

no, if you can't... What is that? Why?

22:19

It's just not something you do. It's like

22:21

big dudes don't really go, I can

22:24

act. Floyd Mayweather ain't that big.

22:27

No, no, big dudes, like big size. I thought

22:29

you said you just can't read. I'm sorry. No,

22:31

I'm sorry. Nothing against me. What

22:34

money made? I thought that was... No,

22:36

no, the size wise. Big dudes don't

22:38

really go, I'm gonna be an actor.

22:40

You know what I mean? So they

22:42

don't take acting lessons. So

22:44

if you're a big dude and you could just read,

22:46

you could pick the lines up and read them, you

22:49

get the part. He's saying the bar is low if you

22:51

big. For big dudes. Yeah, that's

22:53

what he's saying. That's what he's saying. But our... For

22:56

tonight, well, when Schwarzenegger... Because I'm a big

22:58

Schwarzenegger fan and he does a lot of

23:00

motivational speeches and he said when he was

23:02

bodybuilding, he was number one, he told his

23:04

agent, I told my agent the other

23:07

day I wanted to be an actor. I

23:10

asked him and his agent said, you

23:14

can't, you're too big. You'll

23:16

never make it. And you know what I told him?

23:18

Fuck you. And

23:21

it sure does a lot of the lead. And then he

23:23

got all the big... The lead guys are 5'6". So

23:26

even when you do film and you're standing

23:29

in front of him, you're 6'1". You

23:31

can't outshine. They gotta put Tom

23:34

Cruise on apple boxes. And they

23:36

gotta... Sometimes they'll dig a

23:38

trench so you can walk in a trench so

23:40

it don't look so crazy. Like

23:43

what Jason Statham and he goes... He's short

23:45

as fuck? Yeah, you gotta stand on boxes

23:47

and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So

23:50

it is that part of it is that

23:53

big black dudes, just big dudes in

23:55

general don't read copies. So

23:57

it's like it be the same motherfucker. Another

24:00

thing, Cat Wiggly, he just addressed the

24:02

Hollywood bullshit. He was

24:04

just throwing jabs. He goes, I'm

24:06

keeping my virgin booty ho. Oh

24:08

my God. I was like ...

24:10

and fucking Santa's stuff's like, Cat,

24:12

man, come on, man. You

24:15

mean to tell me that's really happening, man? Yeah,

24:17

motherfucker. It's like ... and people will say this

24:20

to a lot of us, the people that actually

24:22

stand on morals. They'll say, man, how come you

24:24

ain't ... or you should be here, man. What

24:26

the fuck? The cats that you see

24:28

that are famous, the shit they do,

24:30

I'm not doing. I'm

24:32

just not doing it. I'm not kissing no

24:34

dude. That's not my ... give it to

24:36

a gay actor. Or

24:38

I'm not that good of a ... No. A

24:41

team is like, a team, no. A

24:46

team doesn't act. I've had him read ...

24:51

I've had a team ... I read for

24:53

fucking ... what's the Philadelphia School one?

24:55

Yeah, Abbot Elementary. The

24:58

worst reader I've ever had in my life.

25:01

I'll be like ... I'm trying to go,

25:03

you're going to read this? Yeah, I'm ready. Ready?

25:07

Let's say I'm like, wow, this is a really

25:09

nice school. Yeah, it is. It is a really

25:11

nice school. It's a real nice

25:14

school. So,

25:16

you thinking about working here? And

25:19

I got to say in character, yeah, I'm thinking

25:21

about it. That's cool,

25:23

comma. Wait, what? Uh

25:25

... He read

25:27

the comma, dog. I'm

25:30

not an actor. I'm not

25:32

an actor. I'm

25:34

a ... I tell jokes. But

25:37

yeah, but there's a lot of things he addressed that

25:39

was like ... even though there's some things, because he

25:41

said, earthquake can't read.

25:43

Earthquake was in the Air Force

25:45

for 11 years. Earthquake can read. Yeah. But

25:48

it was just calling that out, but nobody

25:50

really battled him though. Nobody really

25:52

... Nobody pushed back. He pushed back.

25:55

The Steve Harvey shit, he dragged

25:57

his ass. And I don't think he

25:59

replied. Because it was true. A

26:02

man unit. And

26:06

by the way, when Steve Harvey wore that

26:08

fake shit, I used to tell my barber,

26:10

Yo, get it like that. My

26:13

barber's like, I don't have the

26:16

clippers for this shit. I

26:18

was like, how does he get it so tight? Fucking

26:22

bastard. And he's out here looking like this. The

26:26

whole time he's looking like this. He's

26:29

like, I'm just a potato head. That

26:31

was fantastic. He

26:34

got him, then he got Cedric.

26:36

I'm disappointed. And

26:39

I love, who doesn't love Cedric the Entertainer?

26:41

He's fantastic. But my

26:43

God, he took a joke from a

26:45

sitcom. Did you see

26:48

that? Me, Shaq Taylor from Designing. He

26:50

took a joke from the sitcom. But I'm

26:52

going to say something about, like, because I

26:54

started in Black Rooms, and you did as

26:56

well. One of the things

26:58

about the Black Rooms is that stealing

27:01

jokes is part of the

27:03

culture of Chitlin' Circuit Rooms.

27:05

And the reason is, it's really your fault.

27:09

So let me explain. The

27:12

dudes who are in the game in the

27:14

Chitlin' Circuit, they get to a certain level

27:16

of status where they make money. And

27:19

because they make money, they got to kill.

27:22

Black folks on all Black audiences doesn't allow

27:24

you. Y'all don't give nobody no space to

27:26

steal. You can't breathe. He forgot what he

27:28

had to say. He just more fook him.

27:30

And then the host, your host,

27:32

and y'all have all been, if you fuck up,

27:35

the host will shit on you. Oh my God. So

27:38

it doesn't give Black

27:41

comics space to explore ideas

27:43

and to grow. And

27:45

so what happens is, you get the main guys

27:47

who get booked who are on the fliers,

27:51

and then they have to kill

27:53

every time. And so when

27:55

they don't have something to kill, they'll steal it from

27:57

somebody else because of... And

28:00

to be honest, a lot of times

28:02

you're open-mouthed, but it's true. And

28:04

then you wonder why everybody's

28:07

doing the joke about roaches

28:09

in the sugar bowl. Y'all got to

28:12

spank your kids. Y'all got to beat

28:14

your kids. You know the, I got

28:16

bad ass kids. I remember Comic View

28:19

when I finally did it in Atlanta, right?

28:21

Because they weren't paying anybody anything. I

28:23

was with the union. Then they went

28:25

union. Right. And they ran

28:27

comedians $150 and you had

28:29

to fly yourself out and put yourself out. Comic

28:31

View was a piece of shit. And

28:34

then they called me and said, we like

28:36

you, Comic View. I said, I'm with the

28:38

Screen Actors Guild and AFTRA, you're going to

28:40

pay me. So they started paying us. So

28:43

I remember when I did Comic View a

28:45

few times when they had like, remember the

28:47

best of Comic View? Like the compilation? It

28:49

was all the same subject. Spank your kids.

28:51

900 comics going, you got to spank your

28:53

kids. Bad ass kids. Ladies, if your man...

28:55

It was all of that. I

28:57

was the only one with the most original shit. So

29:00

you barely saw my best of. Because

29:02

no one was doing that. Nobody, there was no category

29:04

to put you in. After I got off stage, the

29:06

dude that was producing the show,

29:08

he was a jaded brother. He was like, man,

29:11

that's the most original shit I've done

29:13

seen in 10 motherfucking years. These

29:16

motherfuckers do the same shit. But

29:19

it's also because us as

29:22

black people, as consumers, you

29:25

buy into it. Y'all show up

29:27

at the same motherfuckers doing the

29:29

same jokes. You're going to show up for

29:31

a white dude that has black before a

29:33

black dude that's original. And then it's interesting

29:35

because we just did Baltimore. Now I'm

29:38

a Brooklyn cat and let me just say Baltimore's

29:41

ghetto is superb.

29:43

Oh no, we did it. It is

29:46

last year. We did it. It is

29:48

superb, right? Yeah. But

29:51

watching Godfrey and not

29:53

pandering to the audience,

29:55

not what we would call niggering

29:57

it up. Because it is a...

30:00

This is what we do. We

30:02

act like as if, okay,

30:04

you're not black enough, so we don't accept you.

30:07

But none of y'all are thugs. You

30:09

know what I'm saying? None

30:11

of y'all are... Somebody y'all are... I speak, nobody...

30:14

I mean, all right. Let me move on. But

30:18

I'm saying, we're intelligent people. Everybody

30:21

in here knows what code switching

30:23

are. We, there are some of

30:25

us like Neil Sadaka, and we

30:28

don't give space for black people

30:30

to do other shit

30:32

or whatever. And

30:34

we consistently hold ourselves accountable

30:37

as if we supposed to be ghetto

30:39

and watch a Godfrey do

30:41

Baltimore and not pander like

30:44

he did COVID denial and history

30:46

and this and that. And

30:49

there's nobody who's black in here or

30:51

anybody, even of a color, that you

30:54

don't know, that you ain't smart because

30:56

you can't be smart. You can't not

30:58

be smart and survive. We watch more

31:01

TV than anybody. We watch all

31:03

kind of shit. And I

31:05

tell people, I say Baltimore,

31:07

you and these motherfuckers are

31:10

really angry and grumpy.

31:12

Cleveland, Baltimore, and Pittsburgh. Any

31:15

place that had steel mills. And

31:21

they're all rivals in football. They're

31:23

not that far from each other. That black

31:26

flight. That black flight shit. All the black

31:28

folks who ran from lynching. My first thing

31:30

when I get on stage in Baltimore, I

31:33

purposely go Baltimore. Baltimore.

31:38

And they're like, oh, what's this motherfucker doing? 85%

31:41

African American. And

31:44

we're like, that's right. But named after

31:46

the whitest man. Lord. Lord.

31:50

But he was like, oh, this motherfucker knows Lord Baltimore.

31:53

And then it's the rap. I just fuck it. Fuck.

31:56

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And

31:58

they know a lot of shit. They know everything.

32:00

They know everything. But they don't think... Sometimes

32:03

people don't think that she's be smart enough.

32:05

They don't think that's being black. That's some

32:07

fucking twisted ass shit. You gotta be hood.

32:09

If you not hood, then you not black.

32:12

Doug, if you got a HMO and

32:14

a... You got a

32:16

copay, you not a thug. Stop.

32:19

Like, if you gotta get a doctor

32:21

in network, stop. What were you gonna

32:23

say, man? There's

32:26

bitch new folks. Bitch new folks. Yeah! Sorry,

32:30

bro. We've been talking our asses off. Go

32:32

ahead. No, I was just... When he was

32:34

talking about, like, you know, black people, like,

32:37

black comics, like, overlap on other people. Is

32:39

it because they're trying to copy or is

32:41

it because the experiences are overlapping? They just

32:43

wanna beat you out. They wanna be... They're

32:45

desperate to beat you out. They wanna

32:47

take what's best. They wanna murder you and so

32:50

that you can't follow it. And the creativity, they're

32:52

lazy. A lot of them are fucking lazy. Because

32:54

when I got to New York, I ain't gonna

32:56

lie, everybody was doing the same

32:58

jokes over and over and over. And

33:01

all the Chicago comics, people were like, all

33:03

you Chicago dudes, you're all different. Deon

33:05

Cole, D. Ray Davis, Hannibal Burris,

33:07

me, Lil Rel, Corey Holcomb, all

33:10

of us are all different. Everyone's

33:12

like, you guys... Adele Givens, Bernie Mac,

33:14

we can keep going. I said, yeah,

33:17

because we don't step on each other's

33:19

shit. In New York, I was

33:21

like, yo, ten dudes just did the same thing.

33:24

Even when they would say, this nigga,

33:26

hey, eight dudes did

33:28

it. Oh, this nigga, hey. It wasn't

33:30

like, what the fuck? Honestly, you can't

33:32

even have your own rip? I

33:37

don't think it's just black people.

33:39

I think white people do it too. No, whites have

33:41

always done it. We don't... They

33:43

called everything. That was a good one, Mike.

33:49

But if something happens, if something

33:52

even happens... And

34:00

someone does a joke on it. Yes. And

34:02

it's like the first 10 comments on Twitter,

34:05

like literally like so many comedians I see,

34:07

I'm like, yo, that joke was on Twitter.

34:09

Like someone already commented on that shit. Like,

34:11

you know? Yeah. Like the live events, I'd

34:14

be like, I'd go down the thing. And

34:16

I think that's what differentiates a good comic

34:18

from like a regular comic. Because if you're

34:21

going to do the same shit that everyone

34:23

is thinking about, that's not a comedy. That's

34:25

not a joke. That's what everyone is thinking

34:28

about. You know, you got to

34:30

have a unique voice. I think the problem

34:32

is people don't want to be people

34:34

like doing generic shit rather than personal shit. Because

34:37

it's not easy. If you do really personal shit, no

34:39

one else is going to be talking about what you're

34:41

talking about. No one else is living whatever dumb life

34:43

you live. But it's harder if they

34:45

don't want to put that work in. It's

34:47

easier to say black people don't know about

34:49

your uncle motherfuckers. Talk

34:52

about busting a nut. Talk

34:55

about busting a nut before they talk about

34:57

your wily shitting hair when they're in the

35:00

movie. And that face I'm making, they're in

35:02

the audience. I'm

35:06

telling you. Corny

35:09

ass motherfuckers. I would say we're the only

35:11

motherfuckers who show up to a comedy called

35:13

Mad. The only people we do

35:15

a show in Oakland, they're sitting there like, you

35:18

better make me laugh. But we beat they asses.

35:20

No, that was a joke. Now you know why

35:22

his IG got suspended. All

35:27

right, go ahead. I was

35:29

just going to ask you. I'm just fine

35:31

by me. I'm being entertained too. Did

35:35

you see Chappelle's recent one?

35:37

He was complaining about Cat Williams because I

35:39

did. No, no, no, no, no. OK, that

35:42

was his actual special. I didn't see it.

35:44

OK, I loved it. You know how long

35:46

I've been around Chappelle? I've

35:49

seen this shit over and over. I've

35:51

been around that fucker for hours and

35:53

on end smoking. Let him tell you

35:55

I'm Chappelle's god damn it. I've seen

35:57

this shit. No, I've seen it. them

36:00

a lot. So I've seen them work

36:02

that shit out. I saw it. I

36:04

was there in the same room. But

36:07

you loved it. That's good. That's good. I thought it was...

36:09

You know what I feel like? It reminds me

36:11

of those comedians when they start to evolve, right?

36:14

And they start to grow. It's like when

36:16

Richard Pryor's like, I'm not saying nigga anymore,

36:18

my stuff. There's something happening with Dave Nolten.

36:20

He still says nigga though. I know he

36:22

does. We were talking about that thing too,

36:24

the N word. Holy. I'm going to go

36:27

on the land. Look, any time you see a

36:29

comic start to get an entourage, that's

36:37

the beginning of that. Of

36:39

that. So, because of the

36:41

fact that you don't have

36:43

real people telling you, yo, that

36:46

ain't really hot. That ain't really hot.

36:49

So, Dave

36:51

operates at such a high

36:54

level, you ain't never going to

36:56

get trash. Never. But I

36:58

also don't think that he's pushing the envelope

37:00

to any degree where we really was

37:03

like, yo, this motherfucker's special

37:05

because you got so many people yesing you

37:07

to death telling you you dope when

37:09

you not dope. We ain't been around that entourage. It's

37:11

bad. When you

37:13

pick up that accolade, you'll also

37:16

give people power over you to

37:18

decide, never let anybody define you

37:21

because it won't belong to you

37:23

ain't shit. Well, I don't think

37:25

that about Chappelle though. I think Chappelle was really good.

37:27

I thought a lot of people didn't like it. I

37:29

thought a lot of people didn't like it. I

37:31

agree with Dante. I thought the special was better than

37:33

his most recent ones, but I don't think it was

37:35

better. I don't think it was in the top. It

37:37

was what he does. But the

37:39

way that he's able to sort

37:42

of piece in social commentary into

37:44

his into his. But

37:46

there's a lot of cats that do that. I'm not saying

37:48

they don't. But let me tell you something. I'm a give.

37:51

There's also a thing that's two or three comics.

37:53

You're with them all the time. It's like when

37:55

you know, but I'm saying when you meet your

37:57

vote, I know the fucking gatekeepers and Netflix. give

38:00

it to the same motherfuckers all the time. Right. But

38:02

I'm not talking about gatekeepers. I'm talking about them

38:05

as an artist. So there

38:07

are times where you meet your idol, and

38:10

if you're around them a lot, all of a sudden

38:12

they become really human. They're not that it's a thing

38:14

that you put on a pedal anymore. Well, you've been

38:16

around them for a lot. I'm not saying he's your

38:18

idol or anything like that. No, I know him. I

38:20

guess that's dope. But I'm somebody who is just a

38:22

consumer, like you were talking before, and as a consumer,

38:25

somebody that doesn't know him, I appreciated the growth that

38:27

I saw with that last one. Because I remember when

38:29

he said, I'm never going to talk about the trans

38:31

community again. And he came back, and I thought he

38:33

was really facile with how

38:35

he talked about that. And

38:37

I was like, all right, whatever. And

38:40

I believe because I'm- But I don't think it's because he

38:42

has an entourage. I actually, as a consumer, thought it was

38:44

good. I thought it was good. And

38:47

that's why you're not a comic. The- Because-

38:51

I didn't think it was bad. I didn't think it was

38:53

bad. I don't think it was bad either. But

38:55

I don't think it was- I mean, he

38:57

operates on a professional level- That's

39:00

great. I mean, I don't know why you're hating on

39:02

him. But you know, there's no one's hating on him.

39:04

Why am I hating on him? Because I have an

39:06

opinion. Oh, yeah, you have an opinion. I'm

39:08

in this game for real. I'm in these

39:10

comedy streets every day. Every day. You can't

39:13

tell me. I'm dope when it ain't dope.

39:15

Well, I can't tell you that I thought

39:17

it was dope. And just like he

39:19

said, that you know, y'all

39:21

are the comedians, right? And the way he talked about

39:23

Kat, I think that's what you were about to talk

39:25

about, right? Well, he said, hey, look, man, he's one

39:27

of the best painters out there. Why are you shitting

39:29

on other people's art? I thought that was- Who? That's

39:32

what Dave said about Kat. That's what you- First

39:34

of all, I don't think he should have said

39:36

that. He was mad because Kat's shit blew up

39:39

in the midst of his special. That's

39:41

what happened. That's what happened.

39:43

It took a way to end. And I know

39:45

Dave's attitude. I know his ego. I've

39:48

been in conversations with Dave for years

39:50

when he gets jealous motherfuckers. I

39:52

was at Dave's crib when

39:54

he told me that I intimidate him. I

39:57

was there in Ohio in the middle of the

39:59

fucking woods. He called me, I was

40:01

in Dayton, Ohio. He goes, he's like, God,

40:03

for his days. I

40:06

said, what's up, man? He's like, I'm 10 minutes

40:08

away from you, nigga. I'm coming down. And

40:12

he just said it, not in a way, he just said, yo,

40:14

I've always been a little weird with you. And

40:17

this is not bashing him. He just thought

40:20

he was always a little strange. He was

40:22

complimenting you. He was strange around me, but

40:24

he was strange around me. But as Chicago

40:26

motherfuckers roll differently, you see? I'm

40:30

telling you, all of us are

40:32

all soloists, man. We don't roll with a big

40:34

entourage. We just don't do that. Not

40:37

Dante's an exception. He don't do that shit

40:39

either. He's a New Yorker. But I'm like,

40:41

we don't. Brooklyn, nigga. I

40:45

like people around me to tell me I'm

40:47

doing something fucked up. Oh, that

40:49

was wrong. A lot of cats

40:51

are afraid to say anything. And I told

40:53

them. When you secure in the bag, it's

40:55

hard to go, yo, that. And

40:57

you don't want to get kicked off. And

41:00

a lot of times, you guys have told

41:02

me the toughest thing to do is stand

41:04

up. Seth ain't really doing stand up anymore.

41:06

Steve Harvey ain't doing stand up anymore. Well,

41:09

because the people, the regime, they're safe. Yeah,

41:11

no, I get it. They're guys, me? They're

41:13

made guys. I got it. I do a

41:15

Klan jokes, bro. But I was doing Ku

41:17

Klux Klan jokes. I'm saying, yo, I saw

41:19

for sure. You got Dave. You got Dave,

41:22

who's still at the game. He's still doing

41:24

it. He's still putting himself out there, whether

41:26

he's got an entourage around him or not. He's

41:29

somebody that you could consider a made person

41:31

too. No, listen. I'm not.

41:33

Listen, it's not. I've

41:35

known him for a long time. I

41:37

don't know him. I've been around him a long

41:39

time. I'm not trying to, you know. I don't

41:41

know him. You know him. I am not like,

41:43

you know. But sitting here trying to get a

41:45

calisthen. My thing is this, for Dave, like you

41:47

do for Jordan. But the fucking gatekeepers did the

41:49

same, motherfucker specials, period. And

41:52

there's a lot of men and women that I

41:54

know will smoke that mic, boy. It's

41:57

some weird shit going on there. I'm

41:59

not. Hatin' on him, but it's like that's why

42:01

a lot of comics are going, I'm just gonna put my

42:03

shit on YouTube. Ollie Sadiq. Yeah. Ollie

42:06

Sadiq. Man, he put

42:08

his shit on YouTube. It's at 11 million views. So

42:11

there's nothing to affect one and two. And

42:13

he could be on Netflix. Ollie had a

42:15

deal with HBO that they took from the

42:18

Inc. Because he said something. Because he said

42:20

something and they took the deal. Community guidelines.

42:23

The best thing to happen was them taking the

42:26

deal. Because

42:29

now you're going business to customer. Y'all

42:32

get to decide what you want. It ain't some

42:34

white dude in the ivory tower that decides, this

42:36

is what we gonna get you. Fuck all that.

42:39

And Andrew Schultz, shout out to Andrew Schultz. And

42:42

I was with Andrew Schultz when he told me

42:44

at the bar, we gotta start counting on ourselves.

42:46

It's like five, six years ago. He's like, man,

42:48

I'm gonna start putting my shit up. I'm gonna

42:51

start doing my own shit. Fuck this shit. And

42:53

look at that. Schultz sold out. He sold out

42:55

to fucking Madison Square Garden on his own. And

42:57

that was from grassroots shit. A lot of us

42:59

are doing it. Jay O'Kerson doing this thing, putting

43:01

his shit up. It's like we're comedy.

43:04

That's what I love about comments. We're

43:06

like always, we go against the grain.

43:08

Like even during COVID, we entertained you

43:10

motherfuckers on a computer. We

43:13

was in parking lots, in alleyways, standing

43:15

on garbage cans. Nowhere comedy club. Nowhere

43:17

comedy club. We had virtual comedy club

43:20

in our underwear going, what's up everybody?

43:24

Yeah man. Yo, are you tight

43:26

with, are either one of you

43:28

tight with country Wayne? No,

43:30

I don't know country Wayne. I don't like what

43:33

he said on the say say. I don't like what the one

43:35

thing, just one thing he said that I didn't like. So you

43:37

watch it too. I watched some of it. I'm

43:40

not that in his hustle. It's good for him. He's

43:42

making millions off of Facebook. You

43:44

gotta, to put up content is a lot of work.

43:47

And I ain't mad at that. But when he said,

43:49

well, I guess it was because he was Faison Love.

43:52

Oh, he went after Faison. I said, he

43:54

wasn't real comedian, but to me.

44:00

More of a like of social media comedy. I

44:02

mean that like stand up, stand up. And.

44:04

He said well maybe you still do tommy

44:06

gloom ibuki and I'm like I do comedy

44:09

clubs that me way shit s. Jerry.

44:11

Seinfeld walks up in a comedy club

44:13

still and he's a billionaire. Or. He

44:15

got his notices. George Wallace still

44:17

doesn't. Do. It a comedy

44:19

club. Is this your comedian? Com

44:22

a comic. Oh yeah, because that's where it started.

44:24

That's network of beauty. That's where you fight on

44:26

network as an it's difficult to do. Which.

44:29

Is why Eddie Murphy hasn't come back as

44:31

he know he will. He knows as well

44:33

as if we go it and I love

44:35

the I had a conversation with Eddie Murphy

44:37

when it was doubt member who's a caddy.

44:40

Than rash as movie ammo know because

44:42

it was it was not. It was

44:44

a movie about why people surprise that

44:47

black the were playing golf and Tiger

44:49

Woods was already women are by that's

44:51

add. I. Remember Eddie was there, there's

44:53

when he was with Tracy Edmunds. Before.

44:55

The are Sanders and we reticence Vermeer and I

44:58

was like all those seats. And. Was I

45:00

sit? On it he was mom's us in

45:02

the middle of Asia where over this at is Eddie

45:04

Murphy? fuck would you heard a my it on life.

45:08

Has the right six months of

45:10

monopoly. My hegemonic yeah, was somebody.

45:12

Good. My advice.

45:16

Of like a really good like pumpkin

45:19

anymore and he looks so wealthy him

45:21

i was wearing his army jacket I

45:23

would like of army vet athletic raise

45:25

money for allah so I'm not much

45:27

that was why they look like they

45:29

poured the tsunami looks as smooth as

45:31

I'm not wealthy and I would absorb

45:33

I say it was as he goes

45:36

a copy was us him in the

45:38

my it might say no but I.

45:44

Have a lot like the I Was skirmish.

45:48

Does this have like he knows a

45:51

puppy? goes and he goes the amazed

45:53

that I was watching norms that girls

45:55

with you last night mean it. Tracy

45:57

Watson you're amazing on. It. And. i'm

45:59

like on He knows he's not my movement.

46:01

He's not that person. If I had

46:03

a thought bubble, you'd see me dike.

46:05

It's like, fuck. And

46:08

so I asked him, I said, so what's up, man? You thinking about coming

46:10

back? We talked about half hour.

46:13

He says, you know, sometimes I want to, and

46:16

sometimes I can't. I said, but you haven't

46:18

been doing it in 30 years. You

46:20

have to be just fucking afraid. He goes,

46:22

nah, I mean, you're right. I said, it

46:24

is, I'm afraid when I haven't done comedy

46:27

in two weeks. I'm like, I hope I'm

46:29

okay. Because we put hours in comedy. I

46:34

used to do 40 shows a week. And

46:36

I was there, my friend was right there. She

46:38

remembers. She remembers. I would do 40 shows. There's

46:40

nothing right there in my bed. And I see

46:42

it right there from Chicago. What up, boy? That

46:45

actor, actor extraordinaire. And

46:49

yeah, I would put hours. I'd do five

46:51

shows a night, five to six shows a night. On the

46:53

weekend, it'd be 10, 11. That's

46:56

what the fuck I did. And I remember

46:58

King Batch, when I was doing sketches with King Batch,

47:00

if any people know King Batch, Batch was

47:02

like, God, Vri, where are you going, man? I said,

47:04

I got another set to do. He goes, do you have more

47:06

than one? Tonight? Tonight? I

47:09

go, that's where comedy happens at night. I

47:11

said, yeah, I got three more sets. What? I

47:14

said, this is what comedy is about. It's like

47:16

talking, when Kobe and Jordan, they would practice

47:18

extra. To be great. Yeah, that's how you got

47:20

to do it. You're not just going to do some

47:22

fucking sketches. You can't just do sketches

47:24

and think you're going to be a great stand-up. It's like boxing. You

47:27

got to do your own work. Michael Jordan. Yeah,

47:29

Jordan. Why do you have

47:32

a problem with Jordan? Jordan's the greatest.

47:34

LeBron is the best, bro. Jordan's the

47:36

greatest. How he is, man. Yeah, Jordan.

47:38

LeBron James is the Michael Jordan of

47:40

basketball. Before we go there, can I

47:42

say something about the Dave Chappelle thing?

47:44

Go. Okay. And

47:47

he's one of the greatest. I have mad respect for him, but

47:49

the transgender shit is played out, bro. I'm like, dude,

47:51

you got better things to talk about, for real. He

47:54

says the transgender thing is played out. You got to talk

47:57

about it. What else? I mean, he got better things. Oh,

47:59

I mean, I... How many

48:01

blogging about? Why do you agree? I

48:03

cause he eats that have already. in

48:06

a heap soon as he the other thing i

48:08

you're likely be that dog who dead my many

48:10

that i would like how much as talk about

48:12

everybody more. And then he proceeded

48:14

to talk about whatever. the rest of his

48:16

basil a my I get it either,

48:18

but the braves were there or let

48:20

ago is now as happy as I now.

48:24

Know that Aliquippa Wealth Management

48:26

and. He

48:28

really hates Michael Jordan. He, Michael Jordan is as

48:31

you do right here. but me, let me when

48:33

he might have been padres with his legs over

48:35

time. as I understand. Here's

48:37

the thing. One. Of the problems

48:39

that we have as a society is that

48:41

we single source our information. And. One

48:43

of the worst things that we have is

48:46

monopolies or pseudo monopolies. Okay so we have

48:48

been single source in Iran for blood family

48:50

has been in. Or I just

48:52

as ever since we were, it's probably

48:54

most of were teenagers at least writer.

48:56

So if you're only getting your source

48:58

from one place, you will believe what

49:01

that sources tell you. And the fucking

49:03

media told you that Michael Jordan was

49:05

the greatest Go. I saw it. Now

49:07

I don't care what you saw, think

49:09

that that's exactly what they wanted to

49:11

say. That doesn't matter, There's no, there's

49:13

no their knows his guy dress. It

49:16

just me that y'all just watch the Spm

49:18

a lot that know I saw I saw

49:21

that matter A doesn't. Matter there's plenty of asked

49:23

by their that of the whereas I like so

49:25

was nice to the hilt. My let me just

49:27

finish up My me just finish up. This.

49:29

It. But I'm say that there's a bigger

49:31

macro problem here when we only single source

49:34

our information. So if all we watches Msnbc

49:36

and B C C B S Cnn. They.

49:38

Are all part of the same. Can use

49:40

your greatest m and and you and you

49:42

get sick from one source it's a probably

49:44

lose your great Ursula Broads a team sport.

49:46

It's ridiculous to talk about basketball as if

49:48

it's all about what what? That's what are

49:50

what you asked exactly That's what happened but

49:52

in I call it would out michael we

49:54

wouldn't with any. It is littered and I

49:56

are among the take that I'm a here

49:58

ya mary whatsoever. I'm an amateur. Gone

50:01

was with that because I love John Stockton.

50:03

Some. Less Amsterdam I'd sell.

50:05

Yes, file yeah, both past.

50:09

that has as the wide mad at him coming

50:11

out is martin. Luther,

50:14

the players. Who. The players

50:16

say is the greatest of all of that

50:18

it's my good with a personally been a

50:21

smith said it was legal rules real couldn't

50:23

well that are receiving a know who should

50:25

be everywhere my emails came up here you

50:28

know this or or no resistance that this

50:30

is my second of us who is the

50:32

white person is no no no one. Sees

50:35

and you don't. Even

50:38

I know a lot of people have been

50:40

talking or this bullshit. All this crap about

50:42

the brawn. been to Greece is a good

50:44

at is no disrespect. To my think is one

50:47

of the greatest albums I'm not gonna. I'm not

50:49

gonna sit on his me assess what you got

50:51

to be made. That

50:53

Michael Jordan is the

50:55

great. Total

50:58

Mates Justice. And

51:12

sas. Support

51:17

You can follow that as the

51:19

when. I still remember what I

51:22

say. I love those details the

51:24

I didn't love your no statistics

51:26

or otherwise that can can actually

51:28

say that Michael Jordan's the greatest

51:31

of all time is not Not

51:33

Yeah. We. Are my eyes three

51:35

off as not to do with a

51:37

T Our people that eleven rings? Yeah.

51:39

But Jordan or what's hard Hey Robert

51:42

Ory Straight start that has nothing to

51:44

do that. events of way or the

51:46

year. Every look at the stats bros

51:48

there may sizes, no retreat. Do it

51:50

does not. That is. No. he's. Back

51:54

to their spirits are not as the

51:56

to stick that actually locations the greatest

51:58

or right Joe of. We

52:00

go wrap this up.

52:02

So rattled was a

52:04

time zones fat ass

52:06

is issue is this

52:08

young bad ass. Ah

52:12

there we are around Dagger we a

52:14

brief more people. There is also the

52:16

good shit Love. You. Don't have

52:19

said of but.i'm so happy

52:21

you're back. To. A man back.

52:24

Gabi. Karma. I will be back. Yes.

52:26

Classical Fear of Harlem? Oh yeah, now

52:28

you know about it. Because

52:32

you must support the classical theater arts

52:34

and I was able to see afraid

52:36

carry on as pearly Victorians awesome as

52:39

he mocks. So guess was here is

52:41

join my board of directors. With. Right

52:43

I see. So say our to directors at the

52:45

you know he's enjoying it and will get to

52:47

drive by a man. We did Luann Drain so

52:50

I were were actually asking his wife is so

52:52

I'm sure yeah me Bratton a fantastic Astros in

52:54

her own right. yes maybe she'll come on board

52:56

but yeah man so the only thing I want

52:58

to in his school had class good as far

53:00

as that. so. Ah, This year's real

53:03

consequence of year for classical the uniform Because

53:05

you guys. Have I'm. Sure have heard of

53:07

Shakespeare in the Park in Central Park West where

53:09

they're gonna be under renovation. So. In terms

53:11

of professional outdoor theater at a dedicated

53:13

space, the classical theater popcorn will be

53:15

the only game in town, so we

53:18

have to prove. We

53:20

are ready for New York. Yeah, that's we are.

53:22

So long as you're out and six a mask,

53:24

it's when it's when he. Arrived

53:27

thank you for thank you for being

53:29

abrupt and not your back on kill

53:31

time Will be back You feel another

53:33

episode arguing the same city we are

53:35

on are not a some back to

53:37

do the same shit over and over

53:39

other comedians that I. Know.

53:52

What? What's outside zone guiding voice?

53:58

Down. Regardless, Abroad thank

54:00

you so might argue that one is

54:02

there one day Alice that I was

54:05

there wanting to was you. I was

54:07

happy when he put me on one

54:09

episode and am bro I'm and five

54:11

hundred. And until my

54:13

say your bluff. Facts

54:17

and put all that you are You

54:19

put all had say you've. Gained

54:22

all couple more flowers of web How

54:25

much thousands of hours lot of his

54:27

sit has gone viral and a millions

54:29

this guy says it is guys just

54:32

notes you get too big for me.

54:34

Forgot you. Know

54:36

south with as it Anyway I p come back. Yard

54:40

or holds it is. Or

54:44

isn't. A. They drink or we'll have no

54:46

we're in the for the water to stress. That.

54:49

Be nice if someone my but

54:51

it's coming off tomorrow. I had

54:53

a i'm. A little. Fracture.

54:55

Hairline fracture my ankle for

54:58

years. And then he finally

55:00

caught it wasn't. Nobody.

55:03

Cross me up, our does not exist either

55:05

way. I really play basketball. I that was.

55:07

I had it for years though. You know

55:09

I did martial arts for a long time.

55:11

Issue that they might have been that. And

55:14

then I finally they found it. And

55:16

I got the P R P You know Prp. As

55:19

the was it is in the blood a

55:21

spin not like take your voice minute oxygenated

55:23

put it back in any heels people do

55:25

a pretty face or cause it's almost like

55:28

stem cell he type the same guess so

55:30

I did that but this is my last

55:32

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55:36

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56:49

what? What? Is it? Okay,

56:52

Are Ill relax so. How

56:55

was that? Guy

56:58

that here we go. We get a real

57:00

boy to bring all three. I guess I'll

57:02

get Santa your votes. Way to go Every

57:04

every I need. I. Say

57:18

right! hi! How

57:24

ya been around? Or Jonathan

57:26

rather. Than

57:39

that, yo, What's up, What's up, What's

57:41

up, What's up, Idol or a standard

57:43

are given those. Oh no, I just

57:46

over him for second. Ladies.

57:48

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57:50

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57:52

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57:54

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57:57

All. right all right I

58:00

was gonna go with just episode 500. I

58:02

think it's amazing. Yes. Thank you very much

58:05

Congratulations, God and you know, I don't know

58:07

if you saw the episode with Jonathan Randall

58:10

and it was it was it

58:12

was something else Right. It was something else. I

58:15

don't know how what's going. I don't mean

58:17

it's still going on. They even canceled. What's

58:19

his name's account Shawn

58:22

King because he was showing

58:24

the actual carnage that

58:27

was happening in Palestine

58:29

he was showing people under rubble and shit

58:32

like that and they shut his shit down

58:34

You know what I mean? So I mean have you been

58:37

getting have you still been going strong with that you and

58:39

Jonathan have you guys been going strong with that? Yeah,

58:41

you got it because spread awareness is still

58:43

happening. I mean, it's crazy What is going

58:45

on that is still going on right now?

58:48

And they're like attacking on a rock

58:50

because of allegations on like 12 employees

58:52

that might have been involved in the

58:55

attack Meanwhile the ICJ case is saying

58:57

hey You guys are possibly committing a

58:59

genocide and they don't give a shit

59:01

like the hypocrisy is like full view

59:04

forever on the scene Wow, that's fucking

59:06

how about you? Like did anybody

59:08

cancel you did you get blocked on so

59:10

always I got I got I got permanently banned

59:12

on tiktok But I had a connection so they

59:14

got it on band Right, and then

59:17

I just get like my post deleted every now and then and

59:19

then they write me on Instagram that I'm gonna get Suspended

59:21

and whatnot, but they don't really do much Okay,

59:24

but I got my account back so you got your

59:26

account of trying to get

59:31

Instagram if you're watching all I

59:33

said was call it do the fan-aid So

59:40

yamanika I will how are

59:43

you? Lies

59:49

you all tell Nothing

59:53

I mean I this

59:55

might not be my segment I was so he was gonna

59:57

play games and well I

1:00:00

wanna see an end between, I don't know

1:00:02

what's happening. What games did you wanna play?

1:00:07

I don't have no ideas about nothing. Free my

1:00:09

titties, that's what I've been saying. Free your titties?

1:00:11

Yeah, my titties been abroad since 6am. Damn!

1:00:15

Hey, if you wanna free your titties, put

1:00:17

them on the table. Put

1:00:20

your titties on the table.

1:00:26

Put your titties on the table. I

1:00:33

haven't done that in a person aged a long time. Yo,

1:00:36

but no, I was just gonna see how you, cause

1:00:38

you know the last episode with you

1:00:40

and Dante. Yeah, but that, but how many

1:00:42

people saw that? Cause we... I

1:00:45

did it! Not

1:00:47

exactly! And

1:00:49

they saw it, I mean they paid to see the shit

1:00:51

cause we went wild. But Dante

1:00:54

and I had an amazing experience.

1:00:57

It was amazing. It

1:01:01

was, I backed away and

1:01:03

started playing with the fucking bobbleheads.

1:01:06

That was... But that's how we get down,

1:01:08

listen. Yeah, no doubt. Here's what happened. I

1:01:11

was rough because I said I gotta get

1:01:13

up here, okay? I gotta back shit in

1:01:15

the morning. I can't be up here. I

1:01:17

saw a nigga ain't know, another nigga ain't know. What I

1:01:19

was saying is like, I mean I know they know the

1:01:21

nigga, but I'm like, come on, wrap it up. And

1:01:24

then at the end these niggas tried to get interested.

1:01:26

And I was like, listen, he gotta

1:01:28

get up here, I gotta get up here, she

1:01:30

gotta get up here. You understand what I'm saying?

1:01:32

And I'm 45 years old, it's

1:01:34

1048 nigga, I should have been there two

1:01:36

hours ago. But you don't

1:01:38

be in bed, you be on lives with your head in

1:01:40

a pillow going, let me tell you. Got

1:01:43

him! Got him! Got

1:01:45

him! See

1:01:51

me there, every time it pops up on

1:01:53

my thing. I'm gonna tell

1:01:55

it like it is. I'm

1:02:00

supposed to be a slave. Let me tell you. He's

1:02:02

mad, motherfucker. Oh. And I'll send a

1:02:05

message to her house. She'll be like,

1:02:07

I got time for this. Gotcha.

1:02:11

Yeah, you know what? That's the fuck out

1:02:13

of here. I got to go

1:02:15

to bed. Oh, shit. Have

1:02:18

her bonnet on, her complaint bonnet on like...

1:02:21

Not the complaint bonnet. Let me tell

1:02:24

y'all. Let me tell

1:02:26

y'all something. I

1:02:29

got a little story to tell you. Where's

1:02:32

my cat? Yeah. Hey,

1:02:35

say hi. Now listen. That

1:02:39

little nigga, I'm tired of feeding you. And

1:02:47

I'll be like, I'll tell

1:02:49

Keem, y'all. Y'all mannequin's on.

1:02:52

She's on. She's still on. I

1:02:55

want to see my stomach. Oh, no. Oh,

1:02:59

shit. All

1:03:01

right, thank you. Okay.

1:03:09

Okay, here we go. Yeah,

1:03:11

that shit, yeah. You can try that with me. You're

1:03:14

up until two in the morning like... She's

1:03:18

like, was I cut off? That was an hour. I'm

1:03:20

back. I'm

1:03:23

back, yes. I

1:03:27

can't make this shit up. I

1:03:29

can't make this shit up. Jesus

1:03:32

Christ. I'm

1:03:36

back yesterday. I

1:03:41

will say they're entertaining though because I be

1:03:44

watching. Yeah, it's amazing. It's

1:03:46

amazing. She

1:03:49

might let me on go, God, I don't need to hear that bullshit.

1:03:53

I go, what? And

1:03:55

then she'll see her fucking laptop.

1:03:57

What is this motherfucker doing? He's watching

1:03:59

a... Ooby. Right. Or

1:04:01

reality. Right, right, on my

1:04:03

episode of For My Man, and

1:04:06

a lot of you women need to watch with me.

1:04:08

No. No, I'm telling you,

1:04:10

Sis, you cannot trust these niggas. Wait,

1:04:13

what's up? At any moment they ready to kill you.

1:04:15

I'm telling you, from the time they match with

1:04:17

you on Hinge, they ready to murder you. I'm

1:04:19

telling you, you gotta be careful. Really? You

1:04:22

see how the men got quiet? They don't want me to tell

1:04:24

you the truth. No, tell the truth. Wait,

1:04:27

what show is this? That's

1:04:30

what she does on her life. Ha ha.

1:04:34

Hi, hey. Wait a minute, no, no, no,

1:04:36

wait, wait. What I said. What show are you talking about?

1:04:38

Okay, well, we talked about My Man. But hold

1:04:40

on a second. See, God for each other to act

1:04:42

like I

1:04:45

be doing wild shit for no reason. What I said

1:04:47

was, what. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

1:04:51

Wild shit for no reason. Ha ha ha

1:04:53

ha ha. In

1:04:55

every one of those. Not no reason, it's cause she

1:04:57

has no patience. Ha ha ha ha. I

1:04:59

got zero patience. But listen,

1:05:02

I was diagnosed with ADHD. It all makes

1:05:04

sense. But the reality is, when I

1:05:06

say wave to Godfrey when we on there, a

1:05:08

lot of people will be saying, hi Godfrey, whatever.

1:05:10

Or they'll start following you, or they'll give a

1:05:12

badge. And you wanna acknowledge the people. No doubt.

1:05:15

We're talking. So I know you don't see it.

1:05:17

So I just wave, I do my little silent thing.

1:05:19

Cause as much as people think I'm a bitch,

1:05:22

I'm really a very nice person.

1:05:24

Yes, you are. And considerate. Unless

1:05:27

I'm on this podcast. Please, why? I think

1:05:29

you're a bitch. Ha ha

1:05:31

ha ha. They give you a loving,

1:05:33

a loving. Y'all behika

1:05:36

came to me in the hallway and said,

1:05:38

why them N-words still on? Ha ha

1:05:40

ha ha ha. I don't know. Thank

1:05:43

you. Ha ha ha ha. I

1:05:45

wish. Y'all, first of all, first

1:05:47

of all, first of all, I

1:05:49

can't. Ha ha ha ha ha.

1:05:51

Why them N-words still on? Hey,

1:05:53

hey, hey. That is fantastic. Did

1:05:55

I tell you? And then she

1:05:57

asked me. And then she

1:05:59

asked me. what time I was supposed to

1:06:02

be on. I said, I don't have a

1:06:04

time. She said, you better bum rush the

1:06:06

stage. Tell them it's your turn. Get

1:06:08

that n-word off and put you in. And then

1:06:10

I said, I don't want Godfrey to get mad

1:06:12

at me. And she said, tell him Yami sent

1:06:14

me. But I did

1:06:16

not bum rush the stage. And you did not.

1:06:18

Thank God. All I heard was like, I was

1:06:20

like, okay, we got some, yeah, hurry up. Yami

1:06:22

has showed up. Wait a second. You want to

1:06:25

shoot my pinky toe. You want to shoot

1:06:40

my pinky toe. Oh, you

1:06:42

throwing garbage can. Yeah.

1:06:45

Oh yeah. I

1:06:48

shoot the fuck

1:06:50

out of that

1:06:55

little black. She said Godfrey

1:06:57

got five minutes before I leave. I said,

1:06:59

Yami don't leave me. And then she said, I

1:07:01

gotta, I have to get an epidural

1:07:03

in my back tomorrow. Now you gotta

1:07:05

get an epidural. Yamanika

1:07:07

is the nicest, meanest

1:07:09

nigga you ever. Life.

1:07:12

Yamanika will curse me out in a text later. You want

1:07:14

to play Fortnite? Have you ever talked to Yamanika

1:07:18

while she was playing Fortnite?

1:07:20

Anyway, Yamanika

1:07:31

yelling girl 31. That's my, that's my, listen,

1:07:34

I've always said this, you may know,

1:07:41

it's just yelling girl. He's trying to fuck

1:07:43

up my shit. I've

1:07:45

always said this, I may not be the best

1:07:47

person in the world, but I keep it to you

1:07:49

exactly how I feel at the time that I feel

1:07:51

it. And it's not phony, right? No doubt. And

1:07:53

that is the problem. Is it a problem? Sometimes,

1:08:00

sometimes, sometimes. But you

1:08:03

know 100% how I feel about you and also,

1:08:05

I'm gonna tell you this, as a Scorpio.

1:08:07

Oh god. Here we go. Boo!

1:08:10

Look at this. Wow,

1:08:13

way to lose the audience. Oh

1:08:15

my niggas. You can't believe

1:08:18

it. Oh my god. Oh

1:08:21

shit. Yo. These

1:08:25

niggas act like they just got

1:08:27

touched by vibranium. What happened to

1:08:29

here? The whole crowd

1:08:31

said, oh niggas. A unison. A

1:08:35

unison. First of

1:08:37

all, a team is a Scorpio team. Oh

1:08:39

damn, a team. I wasn't gonna

1:08:41

say nothing. I saw

1:08:43

how they reacted to this bitch. I'm like, no, no, no. I'm

1:08:47

a Pisces. You

1:08:49

know you don't like fish. You

1:08:53

don't fuck with fish. I

1:08:59

mean you right. Yo.

1:09:07

What time did you get here when we were in the middle

1:09:09

of it? What time did you get here? I

1:09:11

was here before you guys started. Oh

1:09:13

you were not. I was. Where

1:09:16

was she? She was there, sneezing, waiting. And

1:09:19

did you see the last episode? Everyone's

1:09:22

like, why is Yapadika leaning with the

1:09:24

paper on her? Okay,

1:09:27

so let me address this. The

1:09:31

power I have in this one

1:09:34

hand, to hold that paper

1:09:36

up for 35 minutes and 55 seconds, and

1:09:39

he saw me doing it. What I told him

1:09:41

was, I don't want to just pop

1:09:43

out on you niggas. Right? They

1:09:46

know who it was. They don't

1:09:49

know who I am. You don't know how to play hide

1:09:51

and seek. No. This is how she plays hide and seek.

1:09:54

Oh you got me. How

1:09:57

you see me? I

1:10:00

was over to the side. I was tucked

1:10:02

to the side. They

1:10:06

saw the city. They

1:10:09

saw the city. Okay, so

1:10:11

I may not have executed

1:10:13

this well. But the goal was for me to

1:10:15

gently introduce myself to the show. Listen,

1:10:20

let me explain something to you.

1:10:23

I know. They have

1:10:25

a bad misconception of me because I'm in a

1:10:27

space with my brothers at this time and we

1:10:29

act like siblings when we are here. So I'm

1:10:31

the little sister that gets fucking nervous. I've

1:10:34

been getting on their nerves for 20 something years. Now

1:10:36

these niggas have seen me through a lot

1:10:38

of shit. A lot of shit. And

1:10:40

I come on the show. I have a

1:10:42

good time. Sometimes they annoy me. Did my blinks start? You

1:10:44

know what I'm saying? I thought, you know,

1:10:47

because I have a nervous tick. Yeah,

1:10:49

that last episode, you were like, God, I was like, I

1:10:54

was like Mark and Mindy with you niggas at one point.

1:10:56

But yeah, it's the craziest thing. But

1:11:01

we're having fun. We're having a good time. No

1:11:03

doubt. Yeah. I put all that

1:11:06

stuff in. Thank you.

1:11:08

Thank you. I need that too. I'm not going to act like

1:11:11

I'm above it. I need it. Black men too. I love black men. Can

1:11:14

they wait? Except don't listen to this

1:11:16

shit I post. Brown

1:11:19

men! Where are you from, my friend? India

1:11:24

Pakistan. Where is this room? Where is

1:11:26

this room? Someone

1:11:29

is in denial of this room. Your

1:11:34

father from where? Where is this room? My

1:11:37

father's from where? He's from

1:11:40

Heather Bock. Heather Bock, okay. All

1:11:43

I want to know is why does Nina bring her

1:11:45

little brother here? I remember that. I'm

1:11:51

all brown people on the same side.

1:11:54

Stand up and turn around. He's

1:11:56

his brother. Yeah, he's

1:11:58

adorable. Yo,

1:12:00

he got the Gangstar shirt on. Oh!

1:12:05

One of my favorite albums. Right on. What?

1:12:09

Look at this guy. Look

1:12:11

at this guy. Alright.

1:12:16

Oh, wait a minute. Is this Who's Smart in the

1:12:18

5th grader? We didn't ask you to call the police.

1:12:22

He was lifting all this shit up. Wait a

1:12:24

minute. No, wait. I

1:12:26

told y'all the meanest, nicest nigga

1:12:28

you'll ever meet. Yo, yo, yo.

1:12:33

You're a fuck blow me. Cuckoo's goddamn late soul.

1:12:36

Yo, Yamanika. Yamanika complimented him and

1:12:38

shit on him at the same

1:12:40

time. I told you. Like,

1:12:42

bitch yo goofy ass. In the same

1:12:44

breath. In the same breath.

1:12:48

Alright, thank you for that. Thank you, sir. Thank

1:12:51

you. Thank you. Yo,

1:12:53

that was fucking great. Jesus.

1:12:57

Now, now, now here's what's really funny.

1:12:59

Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. Everybody.

1:13:02

The first episode I did was really

1:13:04

hard to have my meat meat. You're

1:13:07

from Meat Meat? Godfrey called me the

1:13:09

next day. Now

1:13:11

you could have just audio called me. This nigga got on FaceTime and

1:13:13

was like, what was all this? What

1:13:17

was going on all day? He was

1:13:19

like, Godfrey, you don't understand. He was

1:13:21

like, I'm tweaking. It

1:13:24

was calling me, baby. Calling me. I

1:13:27

didn't know you had that. But

1:13:29

no, I had this kick and it's hard to control. It really

1:13:31

is. I had this kick since I was seven years old. And

1:13:34

the thing about, I'm good at controlling, but sometimes when I'm, especially

1:13:37

like when I was doing marriage of the talk shows, they have

1:13:39

to be in my ear all the time going, aye, so I can go like this.

1:13:43

And Jim Norton has the same thing,

1:13:45

so whenever Jim and I are together, we

1:13:47

set each other off. I'm telling you. You

1:13:50

guys look like you're in a club with

1:13:52

strobe lights. It's

1:13:55

the truth. We did comedy knockouts together and

1:13:57

they had to keep stopping because he would beat

1:13:59

my... I was And

1:14:02

I forget who was in the middle, but they were like

1:14:04

what's happening here. We kept coming to life. Hey meet mopping

1:14:09

So There's a really good

1:14:11

story That I want

1:14:13

a team to tell you it

1:14:15

is fucking amazing Akeem

1:14:18

just came off of the

1:14:20

love boat soon. We'll

1:14:22

be making the no I

1:14:25

was yo, you gotta hear this

1:14:27

shit. Listen. Oh, I

1:14:30

did a gay cruise gig And

1:14:32

he's done them before and it was too gay. I

1:14:38

Was like oh shit, maybe I'm not that

1:14:40

gay Okay,

1:14:50

he was like I got a girlfriend

1:14:53

I Did

1:15:04

not you know goddamn pussy all right, I

1:15:06

gotta get by the way Okay,

1:15:09

Akeem is taught me this gold star

1:15:11

goes target gold star gays these you

1:15:14

never touched a woman None

1:15:16

of that shit platinum gay means you

1:15:18

were c-section Yeah,

1:15:20

I'm not bullshit. It means you didn't come out

1:15:22

the coochie You can't yeah, you got out the

1:15:24

woman like a drop top You

1:15:27

weren't a team you weren't um, you're

1:15:29

not platinum. I don't know I was adopted. I don't know.

1:15:31

Yeah, he's adopted He'll you don't know but I can see

1:15:33

that them and gold I got a team coming out of

1:15:36

a Cut

1:15:40

the cord Here's

1:15:52

the thing about here's the thing about the

1:15:54

gay cruise it was I

1:15:56

knew it was gonna be gay But

1:15:58

I didn't know there's gonna be fucking everywhere Like I thought

1:16:00

we was just gonna be gay in our rooms.

1:16:02

These niggas were gay the entire time So

1:16:05

there's a break. Yeah, no, there was they was gay

1:16:07

on the bowl and you said it was a mainly

1:16:09

white Oh, yeah, it's mostly gay gay whites and I

1:16:11

mean those few black people. They were like 20 30

1:16:13

40 of us with Sounds

1:16:20

like every college Listen

1:16:23

I say this this is what I say about the

1:16:25

gay crews if a straight dude went on this cruise

1:16:27

He's either gonna be gay or Republican Yeah,

1:16:32

it was cuz you was like call it like yeah midway

1:16:35

through I was like, oh I see why they don't like

1:16:37

us sometimes Wow We would do

1:16:39

it was fun though It was but you said

1:16:41

cuz you like that's usually like, you know, like

1:16:43

we do shows on the road you pick out

1:16:45

the white dude Yeah, and and it was all

1:16:47

mainly white and you said the drug game though.

1:16:50

Oh, that's the thing I'm yeah, most y'all know

1:16:52

this I don't drink and I don't I don't

1:16:54

I don't do drugs or whatever Yo,

1:16:57

it was everybody was offering me drugs. They were offering me

1:16:59

someone off me a drink. I'm like, oh no No, thank

1:17:01

you. I don't drink like okay, you want some coke? I'm

1:17:03

like bitch if I didn't say yes to the drink What

1:17:05

made you think I'm gonna be like nah, give me the

1:17:07

coke No,

1:17:10

I didn't say I said no to the vodka you

1:17:12

think I want the coke date But they usually and

1:17:14

I'm not saying all but when you get around why

1:17:16

do drugs always pop up even in high school They're

1:17:18

always like dude, you want to do and they always

1:17:20

say you want to do some hoppers? I'm like, what

1:17:22

the fuck is that? They always have days You're

1:17:24

right, are there inhale something? Yeah, you

1:17:27

just take top of the thing They

1:17:31

always find a new way to get high White

1:17:33

people can find a way to get and then you

1:17:35

say you did shows and they were a little offended

1:17:37

Oh, yeah, well cuz I talk about race a little

1:17:39

bit So they were kind of they was

1:17:42

but it's funny how this so-called

1:17:44

group of people who feel Discriminated

1:17:46

against are upset at the

1:17:48

racial shit. That's why being gay and

1:17:50

black aren't the same Yeah, and

1:17:52

they always want to put us in the same category to

1:17:54

go. It's just like being black I go no because some

1:17:57

of you a lot of you are racist still Being

1:18:00

gay. Being gay, you're still racist

1:18:03

against black gays, Latin gays, Asian gays,

1:18:05

you're still... And tell them about the

1:18:07

Grindr shit sometimes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

1:18:09

yeah. Yeah, sometimes. If

1:18:11

you go on Grindr, which some of y'all might be on, and...

1:18:15

At least on the low. What

1:18:17

are you outing people in the audience right now?

1:18:19

I saw you on it, motherfucker. I

1:18:22

know who you are. There's a

1:18:24

lot of Dallow people out there. There's a bottom in

1:18:26

the back row. Unrelated

1:18:28

note, women, if y'all want to know if your man's down

1:18:31

low, what you do is you down low Grindr, you

1:18:33

gotta get the premium version. Shut up! No, no, no,

1:18:35

I'm outing these motherfuckers. It's

1:18:37

$39.99. And

1:18:39

you create an account from someone that looks

1:18:41

kind of good but not too good, and

1:18:44

then you change your location to your boyfriend

1:18:46

or husband's... Listen, man. You

1:18:48

change the location to your

1:18:50

boyfriend or husband's job, and then

1:18:52

it'll get show to his location, and then if you get

1:18:55

a message from somebody, you'll be like, yo, he'll send you

1:18:57

a dick pic if that dick looks like the dick you

1:18:59

fucking with. Damn. That

1:19:01

nigga gay. Damn. Wow. I

1:19:03

just want to get y'all... There should be... I

1:19:05

just want to get y'all to see. I just

1:19:07

want to get y'all to see. Wow, thanks. Grindr,

1:19:09

Nancy Drew. Yo. We cracked the

1:19:12

case. Yo, so if your man's checking his phone

1:19:14

right now, he's trying to block me. Yo,

1:19:20

so tell him what some

1:19:22

accounts say, though. Some

1:19:24

Grindr accounts should be like, no blacks

1:19:26

or whites only, and no Asians, no

1:19:28

feminine, no this, that, and other

1:19:30

things. Gay people watch. It's still white

1:19:32

supremacy. Leaks in. I think proof I also say

1:19:34

no blacks. No,

1:19:40

it doesn't. Your man, I

1:19:42

say, yo, sit, sit. No niggas. No

1:19:44

niggas. Y'all mannegan shit

1:19:47

say all niggas. No, it wasn't. What?

1:19:50

I'll say all the great... No niggas. All

1:19:52

the great yellows. I

1:19:54

will say... I'll

1:20:00

be right puffed in here too, but I want you all for

1:20:02

the rest of it. I

1:20:04

know. You look great. You look great.

1:20:07

Doesn't she look awesome today? Thank

1:20:09

you. You look dope. You

1:20:13

look dope. I

1:20:15

will say the gay crew to the gym was packed. That

1:20:18

is what's amazing because they have to look

1:20:20

good. That was the only thing different from

1:20:22

a straight crew. The

1:20:25

gym was packed. There was a line to

1:20:27

the gym. What do you

1:20:29

say? What kind of crews? Everyone's

1:20:34

fucking? Sorry, how was

1:20:36

the minute? Everybody's

1:20:39

in the straight crews? Oh,

1:20:41

shit. I don't do cruises. I can't stand that shit.

1:20:43

You must have went to a fitness cruise. Did you

1:20:45

go to... When

1:20:48

they're on

1:20:50

a cruise? I don't do cruises. Fuck that.

1:20:53

They always want me like, you want to do a comedy cruise?

1:20:55

Fuck no. I don't want to boat.

1:20:57

Kind of fine. I don't care how big the boat is.

1:21:00

Why is it doing this? Why

1:21:03

the fuck is it doing this? My

1:21:06

fucking sliding. You're going, What's

1:21:09

up, everybody? Harlem

1:21:12

New York Sports Club was like a gay bar.

1:21:14

The steam room. They

1:21:17

had to have a bouncing that

1:21:19

motherfucker. It was crazy. Then

1:21:22

I moved over to Mega Evans

1:21:24

Park now. I didn't get the

1:21:26

memo. Wait, wait, wait.

1:21:31

A kid's going to be like, how? Wait,

1:21:33

hold on. What they do? They're

1:21:35

at Mega Evans Park.

1:21:38

The guys at night. See,

1:21:40

I used to go on Fire Island. That's where I broke my

1:21:43

teeth in the community. Yeah, I used to go

1:21:45

out there and perform. I performed on a

1:21:47

drag show, which is very hard. You think

1:21:49

comedy hard on regular times. So I used

1:21:51

to go behind some spectacular drag queens. And

1:21:54

so I used to go out there for seven

1:21:56

years. I went out. A spectacular drag queen. Yeah.

1:21:59

It's hard to follow. Logan Harkler, Ariel

1:22:01

Sinclair, it was where

1:22:03

I first met Bianca Del Rio.

1:22:06

I'm talking about we go back. Yeah. And

1:22:08

I was always out there

1:22:11

taking my clothes off, doing shit. Because it was gay men.

1:22:14

But also trying to see if I could get

1:22:16

one. Did

1:22:19

they ever try to fuck with you? I

1:22:21

used to go out in the little jungle

1:22:23

once in a while. They

1:22:28

used to kick me out of the

1:22:30

pajama party, because the pajama party, they took the clothes

1:22:32

off. But then I got seniority over there, and I could

1:22:34

go into the pajama. Everybody was free. Everybody was fucking everybody.

1:22:36

He's doing their thing, and they wake up in the morning,

1:22:39

have breakfast. And

1:22:41

it was a great environment. I was

1:22:43

doing poppers out there. Poppers are great.

1:22:45

What are poppers? They loosen your asshole.

1:22:47

Wow. Wow. Boy.

1:22:53

Like him knows about poppers. I don't do them, but

1:22:55

I didn't want to tell him what it was. He

1:22:59

know about poppers. I don't know shit

1:23:01

about it. I am a

1:23:03

heterosocialist fuck. I don't want to know. I'm

1:23:06

like Dave Dash, man. Pause on that shit. Pause on

1:23:08

that. I just don't know

1:23:10

why y'all don't even do it on the game today. Nobody, no poor man is going

1:23:12

to know popper party. I do

1:23:14

know y'all don't want to get

1:23:17

hit. But Noah Keem, tell them.

1:23:19

Yamaniga was our grinder. Yamaniga had

1:23:21

a grinder account at a work

1:23:23

point. I did. Because I was

1:23:26

lonely. Yaman's

1:23:29

over here taking gay niggas for

1:23:31

me. Wow.

1:23:36

But I will say this, and I've said this to,

1:23:39

I mean, shout out to Fire Island, the Pines, all

1:23:41

the people. It was really amazing to me. But I

1:23:43

did talk about that when I was out there, because

1:23:45

there would be, over time, there would be people in

1:23:48

an environment where you're already being

1:23:50

marginalized. I would come there and be even

1:23:52

more marginalized by marginalized people, because there would be

1:23:54

little references like, oh, let me hide my purse.

1:23:56

Why are you doing those kind of things? to

1:24:00

me when we all come from somewhere

1:24:02

where somebody is saying something about us

1:24:04

that's trying to disrupt our spirit and

1:24:06

our character. And

1:24:09

it's something that we don't talk about a lot,

1:24:11

but that's also because, and even

1:24:13

in that space, there's a hierarchy. Yeah. You

1:24:15

understand? Big time. And what

1:24:19

we got to stop doing is letting people

1:24:21

think, because at some point, there

1:24:23

is victimization that they do experience, that

1:24:26

they get to somehow victimize

1:24:28

somebody else and say, well, it's all in

1:24:30

the name of fun, because we're also victims.

1:24:32

No, you're not a victim the way I'm

1:24:34

a victim. No doubt. This is the same

1:24:36

thing when you talk about the IDF

1:24:39

and Palestine, when you talk

1:24:41

about these are people who have

1:24:43

dealt with Hitler, anti-Semitism, and

1:24:45

then they come to another

1:24:47

country, and then marginalized,

1:24:49

genocides on a people. Which is

1:24:51

crazy. Who you went through this.

1:24:53

You would think, how do you

1:24:55

rock like this? I

1:24:58

say never again, but it doesn't apply. Yeah, what

1:25:00

do you think about that? Because you're a Jewish

1:25:02

man. Yes, I am. Are you an Ashkenazi? I

1:25:04

am an Ashkenazi. And then you're an Ashkenazi. Is

1:25:06

that the start? I

1:25:09

don't know what that was. No, I don't know.

1:25:13

That was not Israeli of you. How

1:25:16

was your Israeli of you? That

1:25:18

was very white. That was very Ashkenazi.

1:25:20

So Jonathan, so what? Because you can

1:25:22

navigate yourself and pretend to be a

1:25:24

waspy guy if you wanted to. They

1:25:26

wouldn't know. So what is it about

1:25:28

that? Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever

1:25:30

said to me. You could

1:25:33

pass this waspy. You could,

1:25:35

but I'm saying, what is it? I'll be right back. I got

1:25:37

to go to Connecticut for a minute. So

1:25:41

what is it with that when I

1:25:43

see Ashkenazi Jewish people as I'm being

1:25:45

racist towards other people, black people,

1:25:47

and I go, but you went through this, you

1:25:49

went through that, and we always recognize your pain.

1:25:52

And then you treat us

1:25:54

like, because even back in the day, in

1:25:58

comedy, Al Jolson wore blackface. And

1:26:00

he was a Jewish man. There were

1:26:02

a lot of black Eddie Cantor. I know

1:26:04

my comedy history. So they would wear blackface,

1:26:06

making fun of black people. I go, but

1:26:09

you don't see us wearing them. Yarmulke's a

1:26:11

big nose and doing that shit. And

1:26:13

we respect the Jewish Holocaust. We respect

1:26:15

it. Not Bradley Cooper. No. Right.

1:26:18

But it's like, but not, but it's Bradley Cooper. Is he,

1:26:20

is he? No, he wore the nose in the movie. Oh,

1:26:22

he played the Bernstein, right? No, no, no, no, no, in

1:26:24

the memoir, right? No, the Bernstein. Is it Bernstein? Yeah, yeah,

1:26:27

yeah. Oh, no, it's Mike.

1:26:29

Leonard Bernstein. Mike Stroll, Leonard

1:26:31

Bernstein. Right. But they gave him

1:26:33

the nose. But he gave him the nose. Did he look

1:26:35

like him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looked like him. He

1:26:37

looked like him. Yeah, but it's like. It

1:26:39

was a joke and only one got him. But here's

1:26:42

the thing. And then if

1:26:44

you bring up, if you bring up that Jews

1:26:46

were. Wow,

1:26:49

that's pretty good. That's pretty

1:26:51

damn good. All right. Jew face. Damn.

1:26:54

Yeah. But my thing is,

1:26:56

you say, am I Jewish? But then if you bring

1:26:58

up, like when I bring up Jewish,

1:27:01

the black Jewish people that are in Africa,

1:27:03

because I'm Ibo and there's Ibo Jews,

1:27:06

and you bring all those people and then they

1:27:08

get mad. My friends get mad. Like,

1:27:10

oh, what's wrong with black Jews? The

1:27:13

Jews are black, too. And there's Mexican Jews. But

1:27:15

they get upset about it. What do you say?

1:27:20

They're called civilians. Yeah, yeah, they're called civilians.

1:27:24

They're called Italians. They

1:27:27

really, really weren't white ever. They just

1:27:30

were categorized into white. They're more Mediterranean

1:27:32

looking and all kinds of shit. But

1:27:34

it's like, yeah, I don't. What is

1:27:36

that when they get mad at that?

1:27:38

Because I mean, it's absolutely crazy that,

1:27:40

you know, there is racism in the

1:27:42

Jewish community. And of course, what's happening

1:27:45

in Israel is absolutely crazy. I mean,

1:27:47

Saturday was International Holocaust Remembrance Day. Right.

1:27:50

Where in 2005, the U.N. created

1:27:52

a resolution to have this day to

1:27:54

honor the 11 Million

1:27:56

people, not just the Jews, but you know,

1:27:59

the Roma's, the. The Indies at a

1:28:01

gay people, The disabled, All the

1:28:03

people that were killed, Six million

1:28:05

Jews, Five million other people. Yeah

1:28:07

So to honor all them and

1:28:10

set educate people in an effort

1:28:12

so there will never be a

1:28:14

genocide against and out was Saturday's

1:28:16

on Friday. The I Cj said

1:28:18

is plausible that Israel is committing

1:28:21

of popping genocides. If you read

1:28:23

the resolution that the Un made

1:28:25

it for a Holocaust Remembrance Day,

1:28:27

it's all about equality for people,

1:28:29

not. Treating any one differently because

1:28:31

of their race or nationality or

1:28:33

sexuality. That's what it goes over.

1:28:35

Talked about the human rights and

1:28:38

everything men like. What? About

1:28:40

the but by the Palestinians no one seems they

1:28:42

give is it was his or her son. The

1:28:44

South Africa or? oh. Wonderful,

1:28:46

wonderful South Africa among law

1:28:48

that says so in hard

1:28:50

for I just saw. An acid

1:28:52

advice: It's crazy how the entire world as

1:28:54

like this is a genocide young to stop

1:28:56

and america. Joe Biden. Is like

1:28:59

know. But. Start there's there's there's

1:29:01

that sleep is that and I don't

1:29:03

hours and had a very sleeping under

1:29:05

some senses but eight But even Joe

1:29:07

Biden said in what he was younger

1:29:09

he said if we didn't have a

1:29:11

pastime we create a Palestine number. How

1:29:13

to That was our best investments everex

1:29:15

and even Nixon said as they have

1:29:17

seen her Nixon a say in the

1:29:19

same said about Israel and the hosts.

1:29:21

It's Am I think to his. And

1:29:23

Palestine. And only like to bring this is

1:29:26

hop I saw this whole thing on the afro

1:29:28

Palestinians be as shit on by the side or

1:29:30

palestinian. Like. Is just levels

1:29:32

of of foolishness to me. It's

1:29:35

like you know to meet you created

1:29:37

this. Dichotomy. We're. Soccer.

1:29:40

Is less valuable. And

1:29:42

is pervasive all over the world

1:29:45

and Brazil. And Argentina

1:29:47

Columbia in. I. Mean you're

1:29:49

in India. In in Pakistan,

1:29:51

In Palestine. In Asia Asia

1:29:53

Everything is so. You. Know

1:29:56

this is the this is the hatred for

1:29:58

black people. That. is pervasive all

1:30:00

over the world. And the

1:30:02

interesting thing is, the

1:30:04

politicians now are saying it out loud. I

1:30:06

don't know if y'all heard the

1:30:08

Charlie Kirk thing was

1:30:10

crazy where, if y'all don't know where he

1:30:13

basically said, if I see a

1:30:15

black pilot, I'm on a plane and I see

1:30:17

a black pilot, that I'm

1:30:19

uncomfortable. I wanna see that

1:30:21

strong jaw and then I can

1:30:23

relax, which is interesting because any black person

1:30:26

that's in that position has had

1:30:28

to be five times better no

1:30:30

doubt. You gotta be

1:30:33

like Denzel and, you get that

1:30:35

position. Okay, we're gonna turn the

1:30:37

plane over. We're gonna go upside

1:30:39

down, all right? Everybody sit down.

1:30:44

Flight, that's right, flight, which was

1:30:46

fantastic. And this idea of the

1:30:48

fact that diversity now creates

1:30:51

a situation where people are not,

1:30:53

where people are put into a

1:30:55

position where they're unqualified, black people

1:30:57

have never been put into a

1:30:59

position where they were unqualified. They've

1:31:02

always been overqualified. And

1:31:04

here's the thing, the victimization,

1:31:06

you always get Republicans, black

1:31:09

Republicans all over you, Trump,

1:31:12

you get this thing where they go,

1:31:16

this makes us wonder

1:31:18

if, because of diversity,

1:31:20

you're hiring people who are underqualified.

1:31:23

Black people know this, or

1:31:25

you're dealing with this victimization.

1:31:27

And the reality is just being aware of

1:31:30

how you're treated. Everybody in here knows

1:31:32

that if you're in a position, you

1:31:35

gotta be five times better, otherwise you,

1:31:37

I mean, that's the same shit with

1:31:39

comedy. There's no victimization in that. Like

1:31:42

I was, me and y'all, after we had

1:31:44

our debacle, we went out to eat and,

1:31:47

cause I love y'all. Stop at some point.

1:31:50

Say everything. All right. Oh,

1:31:53

shit. Now I'm curious. Them

1:31:56

fight words. She said,

1:31:58

don't say everything. And

1:32:00

then, and I watch, I watch. So

1:32:04

y'all, we chillin' up. My

1:32:07

turn. I'm droppin' y'all, I'm

1:32:10

droppin' y'all, and y'all

1:32:12

don't get the network call, right? Y'all

1:32:15

niggas, these niggas be actin' like play, like,

1:32:17

hey, how are you? Oh yeah, oh yeah.

1:32:20

I'm like, so articulate. She's from

1:32:22

the suburbs of Maryland. This y'all,

1:32:24

man, this nigga, if you seen

1:32:27

this white girl switch on, huh? I

1:32:29

was like, I was like, go ahead and do

1:32:31

your thing. You were listening, but you said you

1:32:33

were proud of me for taking the cameras? Of

1:32:36

course, and I was like, dude, but this is,

1:32:38

that's the reality of it. Coach switching.

1:32:40

Is that on any level, knowing how to,

1:32:42

you still gotta be able to coach switch

1:32:44

in order to be in a position that

1:32:47

you should be in in the first place.

1:32:49

Yeah. So it's only when we, when

1:32:51

we could be mediocre white

1:32:53

dudes. That would be nice. And that's how you

1:32:56

know racism is gone, but you, that

1:32:58

don't happen. Chris Rock

1:33:00

said that best. He said, I want it. I

1:33:02

can't wait to the day where there's mediocre, like

1:33:04

black basketball players. Why can't we just be, why

1:33:07

can't we be mediocre? I don't know.

1:33:11

But yeah, and he, that was a great, that was a

1:33:13

great point, you know, you were going to say something, cause

1:33:16

you said, No, no, the, you

1:33:18

know what? First

1:33:21

of all, I'm on my best behavior. Cause

1:33:23

I'm giving everyone access to speak. You know

1:33:25

what's so funny is to see you do

1:33:27

that is so hilarious. Cause I see you

1:33:29

acting like your patient. It's the funny, she's

1:33:31

like this. I

1:33:34

see her acting. I

1:33:44

see her acting. I'm doing it. And

1:33:48

you're doing, you're putting, you're doing well. You're

1:33:50

doing really good. Your turn. Go

1:33:52

in girl. I,

1:33:57

What I was saying, one of the things that was really disheartening

1:33:59

for me. My days

1:34:01

off island. Is. That two things

1:34:03

bothered me. One I used to do

1:34:05

on. These. Are called the Blackout

1:34:07

on Fire Island and. You. Would

1:34:10

have I'm. Just all. These black

1:34:12

people would come in. you know? Hated

1:34:14

ships, Over at the same way

1:34:16

steps. we

1:34:19

don't want s a ferry the ferry over but

1:34:21

when you would see was his be like for

1:34:23

me with so warm is this is the only

1:34:25

black people and then it would always be conversation

1:34:28

every year. Light old a disrupt in every day

1:34:30

because the Mit and the and mind you. They.

1:34:32

Were funding. That space

1:34:34

it wasn't given to them as charity. they were

1:34:36

pace. and then when you look at that make

1:34:38

up of the people. He thought body with doctors

1:34:40

and lawyers Jefferson I don't know that that we

1:34:42

you know I. Think. That's what makes a

1:34:44

person but the act like if you divide

1:34:46

and own the bat behind the scenes. Just

1:34:49

hearing from those people on of the i

1:34:51

would have thought they was like a pack

1:34:53

a hooligans community. everything up just they came

1:34:55

and they and so they. Will experience so

1:34:57

much that they stop doing that over there.

1:34:59

I'll get some Well joe. But. I

1:35:01

had a conversation. With at a

1:35:04

friend of mine was another The Closet or

1:35:06

though. You. Know I assume most of the guys

1:35:08

what I go with were gave the that would perform are

1:35:10

of high school. And straight mental

1:35:12

have lot of talent out on

1:35:14

a scale of have a half

1:35:17

years, a motel, the game of

1:35:19

us and ones that can't drown

1:35:21

in a the right amount of

1:35:23

the nicest mega zero. Go!

1:35:27

Hey no I wouldn't be me if I

1:35:29

didn't cause the star ah. But.

1:35:32

You know my son came and he was the you know

1:35:34

staying with me for a while and I wanted to get

1:35:36

him out. Into. The gay bar scene and

1:35:38

out the so i was slowly in a do some

1:35:41

spots. And. Individually like who they are we

1:35:43

going you know as the gays one of the whoa

1:35:45

you know you were didn't tell me something. But.

1:35:48

One of the things was you know I said

1:35:50

i want you to find a partner somebody that

1:35:52

makes you happy with the Hindu York City's as

1:35:54

good year. And he said to me you

1:35:56

know the white boys on like me. Because

1:35:58

I'm too dark. And the thing

1:36:01

about it, it hit

1:36:03

me because I've only experienced

1:36:05

direct racism, especially because my

1:36:08

environment where I went to school, being all white,

1:36:11

somebody called me a nigga and a porch

1:36:13

monkey every day I went to school. So

1:36:15

I was thinking like in this environment where

1:36:17

he's supposed to be safe and around his

1:36:19

peers and people who are

1:36:22

living his lifestyle and they all are

1:36:24

asking for protection and

1:36:26

acceptance that there would be a

1:36:29

pocket in there that would not accept him.

1:36:32

And so maybe

1:36:34

this was a caring moment and it's not that I didn't

1:36:36

believe him. I had to ask a friend of mine that

1:36:39

I trusted, white friend of mine. And

1:36:41

I said, you know, I'm hearing about a lot of racism

1:36:43

and I think like in the community that

1:36:46

would just be wild to me that there

1:36:48

would be racism like that. And without hesitation,

1:36:50

he was like, yeah, he said, you know,

1:36:52

one of the things my father first said

1:36:54

to me is, I don't mind you gay,

1:36:56

but don't bring a black boy home. So

1:36:59

it was like, but

1:37:01

on one level, your dad don't mind a

1:37:04

nigga putting his dick in your ass.

1:37:06

Fine. Right. No,

1:37:09

don't have a black one in there. Do you know

1:37:11

what I'm saying? And I'm not saying I don't even

1:37:13

want a black dildo. Sorry,

1:37:16

I'm an eco

1:37:18

for the voice. Don't

1:37:20

be using black toilet paper either. And

1:37:24

that's why a team is the

1:37:26

Rosa Park of white and I'm

1:37:28

not getting up on this. I'm

1:37:39

not getting up on this. It's a

1:37:41

white. You need to get him up. There's

1:37:44

more dicks in jail. I have

1:37:48

no problem with somebody

1:37:50

sticking a dick in

1:38:00

somebody else. Godfrey, not now. So I have

1:38:02

no problem with somebody sticking a

1:38:11

dick in somebody ass. But

1:38:14

what I mean is if your father has

1:38:16

a problem with somebody sticking a dick in

1:38:18

your ass, so much so that he is

1:38:20

now said, you know what, I'm just going

1:38:22

to accept it, which means it's something he

1:38:25

had to get over, that

1:38:27

he was able to get over that, which seems to be

1:38:29

a problem for him, but he's not able to get over

1:38:31

the color of the dick that's fucking you in the ass.

1:38:35

Bars. Thank you. Bars.

1:38:38

Chocolate. All dicks are the same color when they're

1:38:40

up in ass. I

1:38:43

can't. That was a

1:38:47

really sweet story and y'all

1:38:49

niggas ain't shit. That was a

1:38:51

really sweet story. It

1:38:59

was a little graphic. Leaving the straight man

1:39:02

to just turn in the dick joke. It

1:39:04

was a really sweet story. It was a

1:39:07

little graphic. But it was no,

1:39:09

it needed to be that graphic

1:39:11

because that's how deep the hatred

1:39:14

is for black people, no matter

1:39:16

what our sexual preferences are. Oh,

1:39:18

strong as shit. Nobody

1:39:22

wants to talk about the war and it's really tearing up

1:39:24

our business in a really wild way. And

1:39:26

for me, I have friends who were Jewish. I grew

1:39:29

up in Maryland, so I was a large

1:39:31

Jewish and black community there. I also have

1:39:33

friends who are Muslim. When I asked to

1:39:35

be informed and enlightened on both sides

1:39:37

because I see my friends on

1:39:39

all sides suffering and I don't have

1:39:42

all the information. I know y'all think

1:39:44

I run my mouth, but I run my mouth on shit.

1:39:46

I think I know, know, know. You know what I mean?

1:39:48

And there's certain things I don't know. So I had to

1:39:50

get educated in it. And in the process

1:39:52

of that, I felt kind

1:39:55

of blamed and stuck in the middle on

1:39:57

both sides because it was like black people

1:39:59

immediately. got barrage

1:40:03

with all these insults of how we

1:40:05

were not coming together and helping and

1:40:07

we weren't standing strong for something and

1:40:09

I kept saying it's so

1:40:12

funny that this

1:40:14

same type of oppression and things have

1:40:16

happened to black people in this country

1:40:18

and every time something happens around the

1:40:20

world that is even similar to what

1:40:22

we've experienced everybody goes, we've

1:40:25

never seen this before yes you have.

1:40:27

You did it. You did it historically.

1:40:29

But also more importantly and this cut

1:40:31

it really does and it's had me

1:40:33

on this is why I'm coming

1:40:36

to myself and getting a little more

1:40:38

quiet is because I really

1:40:40

need to go in and I need to make

1:40:42

a self evaluation because I

1:40:45

need to know at what point

1:40:47

in time do people think that they

1:40:49

can lean on black people and

1:40:51

ask us to step out and go why

1:40:54

aren't you doing more when they don't understand like I

1:40:56

told a friend of mine this thing

1:40:58

that you are trying to prevent has already

1:41:00

happened to us we have

1:41:02

already been controlled and taken over

1:41:04

there is nothing we can offer

1:41:06

you we cannot even protect ourselves

1:41:08

and then let right so at

1:41:11

some point I can't always

1:41:13

help you if I'm bleeding nobody goes to

1:41:15

the doctor or the hospital with a gun

1:41:17

wound and ask the nigga next to them

1:41:19

that's also been shot to bandage them they

1:41:21

go no I need to get help from

1:41:23

a whole person that knows what the fuck

1:41:25

is going on this is why I don't

1:41:27

like to talk possibly because didn't you

1:41:29

be doing this okey-doke shit with these white niggas who was that

1:41:31

you was talking to just now I

1:41:54

believe I

1:41:56

do believe we

1:42:00

I didn't mean with Mike. I didn't mean

1:42:02

with Mike. I didn't mean with Mike.

1:42:04

Some day. I didn't know Mike. I didn't

1:42:06

know Mike. I didn't know Mike. That

1:42:11

black man and white man will

1:42:13

be able to produce podcasts together.

1:42:17

How dare you, Yamanika. Reverse

1:42:21

racism is what I say. Yamanika,

1:42:24

what is racist? I'm sorry. I'm

1:42:27

sorry. This is the reason why the mics are working.

1:42:29

I know. I'm sorry. Who that

1:42:31

white nigga over there? You know my mother.

1:42:34

Bitch, Yamanika's gonna be online tonight like, let

1:42:36

me tell you something about that white nigga.

1:42:38

You know for Mike. Mike

1:42:41

is gonna produce a big stop for Mike. Mike. There

1:42:47

have been, the reason

1:42:49

my shit is tight is this motherfucker

1:42:51

right here. That's rich. All

1:42:54

the clips, all the clips that

1:42:56

you see, that's fucking Mike right

1:42:58

there, man. I'm

1:43:02

not bull. He's one of the

1:43:04

smartest motherfuckers around. The dude is

1:43:06

amazing. He's really supportive. He works

1:43:08

hard all the damn time. Not

1:43:10

under appreciated, I think he is.

1:43:13

And he's under appreciated. And we gotta

1:43:15

get Mike more money. Fuck

1:43:17

that shit. Yeah,

1:43:19

Mike. Hell yeah, Mike. More money, Mike.

1:43:21

That's how I love you people. Some

1:43:24

of my best friends are white. Let

1:43:26

me say that. Everybody's

1:43:28

like Mike. But yeah, we

1:43:31

have to wrap this up very soon. That's

1:43:33

right, we gotta wrap it up. Yeah, I know,

1:43:35

this has been awesome. This

1:43:37

went by so fast. We

1:43:40

had a bunch of shit, but I gotta show something

1:43:42

real quick that I think is hilarious.

1:43:45

Fucking Kanye up to his shit. Oh,

1:43:48

we gotta- What'd he do now? He has the sock

1:43:50

over his face. Wow. Yo.

1:43:53

Yo. Tell

1:43:56

you something, C. C, listen, C. Yes.

1:44:00

We're going to throw it on the screen. I want you

1:44:02

to... What? Because Beyonce just

1:44:04

had a stalking camera. Is that the style? She's

1:44:06

always stealing ideas. Now listen. Watch

1:44:09

this. Here we go. This

1:44:11

is Kanye. That's

1:44:14

not him. That's not him. Why did he

1:44:16

just do it like that? Oh, no. Watch.

1:44:18

That's Kanye. Look. Hey.

1:45:25

You're perfect yourself, ya. You're perfect. This

1:45:30

is why I don't want niggas to have power now.

1:45:35

You know, why would we yell that name? It's why I don't

1:45:37

want it. You're

1:45:45

gonna have a workbook. He's

1:45:48

gonna make or he's

1:45:50

gonna hire her. That's

1:46:00

the last thing in Kanye. Another Chicagoan,

1:46:02

but fuck it. We'll take it. We'll

1:46:05

take it. But that's Kanye

1:46:07

going crazy with the fucking sock.

1:46:09

Why is he wearing the mask when everyone knows

1:46:11

who he is? I don't understand. It's Balenciaga. Oh.

1:46:15

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So

1:46:18

all you got to do is walk up to Kanye and yell at him. He's

1:46:20

going to give you a job. I want to

1:46:22

put a sock on a battler. He

1:46:24

used to stay under there long. It's like,

1:46:26

okay, you win. Yes. He

1:46:29

was doing a lot of breathing through that shit. He

1:46:32

looks crazier every time I see him. And

1:46:35

he had his wife in this big fur.

1:46:37

You see him in that leopard going

1:46:39

to the car? She had a leopard hoodie.

1:46:42

She was covered up in this hot ass

1:46:44

shit. You didn't see it?

1:46:46

He covers her up in shit. I've followed a

1:46:48

lot of publications. I don't

1:46:50

want to see they nonsense no more. If

1:46:52

anybody's playing Kanye West or showing him and that girl, I

1:46:54

don't have no time for it. Hey,

1:46:56

Mike, can you bring up that Charlie Kirk? I

1:46:58

sent you five minutes.

1:47:01

It's the last one and we got to go. Charlie

1:47:04

Kirk, the guy that said the thing about the... How

1:47:06

many minutes is it? I already time stamped it. Okay.

1:47:10

Did he say... Yeah. This

1:47:12

is the guy that said if he sees a black

1:47:14

pilot... You'll see. Well, get the fuck off my

1:47:16

plate. You're

1:47:18

going to be late for your flight, bitch. I'd

1:47:20

be like, this year, can I have a speak...

1:47:24

Uh... There's a

1:47:26

white man that's not trying to be on this flight

1:47:28

right here. Is that what I just... I

1:47:31

just want to let you know I'm a black pilot and, uh...

1:47:36

That's how they talk. I'm going to get it in. That's

1:47:39

how they talk. First

1:47:41

Negro pilot and then I'll win the role.

1:47:45

I think Southwest has an all black... Which

1:47:47

airline is that that has an all black crew? Southwest.

1:47:50

The Red Kale. They

1:47:52

said Spirit. Y'all got a job.

1:47:55

Is it Delta? No, I think it was Delta.

1:47:58

It was Delta, right? Is it Delta? I

1:48:00

played Delta. I hope so. It was, no,

1:48:02

it was... The Delta. The

1:48:04

Delta? No, it was... Is it Delta? All

1:48:07

black crew? It was the Red Tails. I knew

1:48:09