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her up. You're listening to

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the Gas Digital Memo. My

0:45

name is Guthrie. I'm

1:18

chilling, chilling, chilling. Yeah, this sounds mad weird,

1:20

but okay. Yo, it sounds echoey and shit,

1:23

man. What you doing, man? What the fuck is

1:26

wrong with our sound, man? Oh, maybe this is what,

1:28

okay. I still trash.

1:30

That's all right. Yo,

1:35

I don't know if I'm wearing this Einstein because

1:37

of Oppenheimer. I don't know. I

1:40

got my Einstein t-shirt on. Oppenheimer

1:42

Albert Einstein, who died in 1955.

1:45

He is the master

1:47

of the theory of relativity and

1:49

also the photo electric theory. You

1:52

understand Einstein, who is

1:54

an Antwerp. You understand Einstein, who is really

1:57

bad at arithmetic, but he was one of

1:59

the greatest. minds of science ever.

2:01

He was bad at arithmetic? Really?

2:03

When he was younger. How the fuck

2:05

do you know that? Because

2:10

I'm an Einstein! What is he

2:12

doing? He was also an atheist.

2:15

He was an atheist, but here's the thing

2:17

about Einstein though. One thing about Einstein is

2:19

like you know he was a German Jewish

2:21

man and while he was trying

2:23

to get the photo, oh my

2:25

vote. No, no, no. Talking to him. Why he was getting

2:27

better when he was talking.

2:29

One thing about

2:31

the theory of relativity is like he had

2:34

a lot of people hating on him. While he was

2:36

trying to do it, a lot of cats was hating

2:38

on him. A lot of those other scientists like Bors

2:41

and Curie. All of them were

2:43

around each other. The Madame Curie

2:45

and Pierre Curie were all alive

2:47

at the same time. So it

2:49

was like the all-stars of scientists.

2:51

And you know what's funny is

2:54

they didn't want him to win

2:56

shit because he was Jewish. So he

2:59

was discriminated against and they were like

3:01

nah we ain't gonna let that dude.

3:03

Nah fuck that. Them Germans were like

3:05

nah. I read

3:08

his Bors law. I

3:10

read Einstein's biography

3:12

by Walter Isaacson years ago. Of

3:15

course you did. I

3:18

love Einstein. Einstein. Anyway, and yo, yeah, Einstein

3:20

had two chicks. He was fucking with it.

3:22

It was fucking dope. Einstein was pimping and

3:24

shit. Did you see Oppenheimer? I'm in my

3:26

seventh hour. I'm almost done. How many hours?

3:28

No, I'm just kidding. He's three hours. I

3:31

just go in the beginning. He walks up

3:33

to Einstein. Yes. And it's a very like

3:35

Marvel Cinematic Universe. In the pond. Like what

3:37

he was in the park. They never say

3:39

by name but it's just like you know

3:41

who that is right? Yeah, you see the

3:43

hair and shit. It's like yeah. So I'm on.

3:45

One more time. I'm almost done. I got a

3:47

half hour left of Oppenheimer. How long is the

3:49

whole thing? About three hours. Okay. And listen, you

3:52

already know the shit's gonna win. It's

3:54

a white movie and it's a

3:57

period piece. And Oppenheimer

3:59

was all Read he. Was.

4:01

Already be an appetite. Massive playing

4:03

would be a year in these

4:05

my brothers would. So much money

4:07

unless it. That's. It was

4:10

being on A when I was in L

4:12

A last year. I would driving

4:14

on on, hop on arms on Hollywood

4:16

and right when you come off Hollywood,

4:18

around the Hollywood Bowl and and or

4:21

go on to sunset. Man.

4:23

That big as closer said Oppenheimer

4:25

and was like what the fuck

4:27

is that I go Whatever data

4:29

is that is about to win

4:31

an oscar. Good ready all at

4:33

any time. It's a period piece

4:36

is white folks and I just

4:38

have no fear the odds of

4:40

any pieces. Some some believes in

4:42

tumbleweed and if they talk really

4:44

low for five hours in life

4:46

will thus the materials. But Robert

4:48

Downey Jr is hills. It's fuckin

4:50

dismal fuck of morphs into anything

4:52

he's. He's one of the main do

4:54

that new Oppenheimer and he's in the court because

4:56

they're like. Questioning Oppenheimer about the Atomic

4:59

bomb and shit like that in that

5:01

it's like it's there. It's flashbacks and

5:03

it's the court. Look at. Look at.

5:05

Look at Robidas. Wow. That mother fucker

5:07

that he's one of the bad as

5:09

actors that my focus. So good. So

5:12

good. He. Sold love to join

5:14

the like a variety of about according

5:16

to apply get best yellow as drugs

5:18

see going on oh yeah no doubt

5:20

you wonder if the their ability to

5:23

to act answer to to morph into

5:25

these other jeff. Gives. Them

5:27

a some kind of propensity for drug

5:29

the floor sewell near the you look

5:31

at Philip Seymour Hoffman. you look at

5:34

Michael J where they all the drug

5:36

heads were really sure his exit. Like

5:38

anyone who's like exceptional like that and

5:40

ways usually a little like addictive personalities,

5:42

look at look at the Heath Ledger,

5:45

look at. All. Those guys are

5:47

there are like and as a lot of

5:49

rivers read Exile do. not

5:51

like the became great actors like the always

5:53

have they always had to get started on

5:55

heroin i was daniel day lewis one fry

5:57

a strong op is that motherfucker his whole

5:59

That shit, you know, I had motherfucker Daniel

6:02

Day Lewis and there will be blood What

6:05

you know, I mean see have you

6:07

worked with anybody? Like

6:10

that that's just I have

6:12

worked with them character between take

6:14

I have worked with Morgan

6:16

Freeman really I did chain reaction with Keanu

6:18

Reeves. You might show a post. Yeah, I

6:20

remember that I did that in nine weeks.

6:22

What you're playing that I was one of

6:25

the students in the lab over here doing

6:27

sono luminescence I was I gotta go back.

6:29

You'll see me. I was a little bit

6:31

in the back, but I'm in there I

6:33

have a couple lines cuz Andy Davis the

6:35

director liked me and he like I

6:37

auditioned. He liked me a lot That's the

6:39

movie I was in that one. And so

6:41

I know the movie I just I was

6:43

remember this call chain reaction and You

6:46

know who was in it? Rachel Weitz Rachel

6:49

Weitz if you know Rachel why she's huge now,

6:51

but she was I thought was like her first

6:53

American Rachel why Rachel

6:55

Rachel Weiss I was you do

6:58

lines with what I did

7:00

I was in it was we were just

7:02

yeah That's Rachel Weiss. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

7:04

Yeah. Yeah. So that was we were all

7:06

like I was like eating dinner with them

7:08

like Morgan Freeman Keanu Reeves Rachel

7:12

Weiss and there was some other character actors

7:14

that China once Asian dude who's in a

7:16

lot of shit you always see him He's

7:18

a character actor. He was in it and

7:20

we were around each other for a couple weeks It

7:23

was cold then a motherfucker

7:25

and that was when Keanu Reeves was

7:27

doing his dog start band You know

7:29

now he's still with them. He plays

7:31

a lot. But yeah, he was like,

7:33

yeah, man You should call my have

7:36

a concert later now. They're nice. Listen,

7:38

you work with him. I did a

7:40

John Wick to oh shit That's right.

7:42

He's really cool. Yeah back then sweet

7:44

dude. He was Here's

7:46

why I knew Keanu Reeves was cool as fuck. We

7:49

were going to eat lunch and shit Walking and

7:51

shit and these people these

7:53

women saw his ass and most their

7:55

motherfuckers went crazy I thought it was

7:57

for me and shit But

8:00

I was like, couldn't be for me. I

8:04

said, you get that Keanu, that's you. I

8:06

ain't in the mood. So

8:09

Keanu's like, can we have a guy if he

8:11

signed every single one? He goes, yeah, no

8:13

problem. And he's just like, signed it. I said,

8:15

man, I went like this. You

8:18

know what? I'll fuck with you

8:20

forever, bro. I

8:22

was working with him and John Legasamo. And

8:25

they were going to lunch. And

8:28

I was like, let's go get something to

8:30

eat. And then I'm sitting there. And I'm

8:32

just like, and they're like, Donte, you coming?

8:34

Come on. And I was like, fuck. And

8:39

my thing is this, man. I

8:43

auditioned. I had an audition today for you,

8:45

that series, You on Netflix.

8:47

And it's like, we should

8:50

be in this shit, man. We

8:52

still audition this shit, but what about offers

8:54

and shit? You know? But

8:57

you is a big series. And I just

8:59

read for it today. I like my read,

9:01

whatever the fuck. But we

9:03

should be rocking like that, man. Who you

9:05

read with? Who you

9:08

read that you had lines with that you

9:10

were like, oh, lines

9:12

with, oh, shit. I

9:16

was directed by Ben Stiller in Zoolander. I

9:18

didn't have lines with him. But I imitated

9:20

him. But I auditioned with

9:22

Ben Stiller. When Zoolander

9:24

came out, I auditioned for

9:27

the actual models that were in the

9:29

gas station. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The ones

9:31

that burnt themselves up. So I came

9:33

in, and I did this

9:35

model care. And Ben Stiller right

9:38

there. And I was like, hey, Ben, cool as fuck.

9:40

So I go in. He goes, oh, say, show us

9:42

what you got. So I go in, and I do

9:44

this mod. I do the lines. I was like, man,

9:46

I'm just tired of it. I was very model. And

9:49

I had this motherfucker rolling, right? So I

9:51

left. He goes, thanks a lot, man. I'm

9:54

like, OK, I probably, I don't know what the fuck. But

9:57

I love my audition, right? Then

10:00

my agent says, yo, Ben fucking said

10:02

you tore that bitch down. Like he

10:04

wants to see you again. I

10:06

was like, oh shit. So I went

10:08

back, Ben, I went back and shit. And

10:13

can you show the Zoolander thing? Or

10:15

no, no, no, it's licensed. I don't

10:17

wanna get in trouble. I can show the

10:19

image of you playing him though. Like if

10:21

you like him. Okay, so I come back

10:24

and he goes, yo man, I really liked

10:26

what you did. That was hilarious. But he

10:28

goes, models are not that funny. Yeah.

10:30

They don't have personality. Right, right, right. That

10:33

was the whole point of the show. He

10:35

goes, you were so funny. He goes, but

10:37

I have something else for you. I said,

10:39

oh shit, I said what? He goes, can

10:41

you imitate me as Derek

10:43

Zoolander? I said, let me see. And I was like, yeah,

10:45

I could do that shit. Right? So

10:48

what did you do? And so I was like,

10:50

I'm really, really sorry about. And I did really,

10:52

really sorry. And I did a little funny. And

10:55

he goes, fuck. And so he

10:57

goes, yeah, so I want you to do that

10:59

because I have a scene where Ben Stiller breaks

11:01

into balls modeling. If you guys don't know Zoolander,

11:03

the first one, watch it. If

11:06

you're not into the fashion industry, you won't get

11:08

some of the jokes, but it's weird. But it's

11:11

funny. It's funny. And if you live

11:13

in New York, you get it. So he

11:15

said, so I have to wear a disguise,

11:17

me and Owen Wilson. Owen's gonna

11:20

play an old Indian man. I'm gonna play a

11:22

black dude and wear janitors and you're gonna be

11:24

me. So yeah, there it is. Now

11:26

you see that, okay, watch, watch. Here I go. That's

11:28

me. So watch this. And

11:31

I'll download the files. We'll run into information to

11:33

delete. We hear you, loud and clear. See

11:36

you. Listen,

11:38

Matil. I've been thinking

11:40

a lot about that Delimia thing. And

11:43

I want you to know, I understand

11:45

where you're coming from. I

11:47

feel really bad. Good looking people like us

11:50

made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.

11:53

I'm serious. That

11:57

was improv. That was improv. And

12:00

you know, you know that was improv when I

12:02

went and he kept it Yeah,

12:04

Eddie and we did it a few times

12:06

and he kept it. I did that that's

12:09

I stole that from Eddie Murphy

12:11

What do you mean? Cuz Eddie

12:13

Murphy is probably the best Comedic

12:16

actor to end the scene. He always did

12:18

something funny like and I'm gonna kick your

12:20

ass and walk off Mm-hmm. We'd be like

12:22

this. Hey, remember in um, remember

12:24

in Harlem nights when he trapped Danny

12:26

Danny Danny Aiello in the

12:28

in the movie that hey don't remember

12:35

Man and you know that was

12:37

improv Wow Eddie Murphy Nobody can

12:39

fuck with Eddie Murphy on ending

12:41

comedic scenes little period he always

12:43

will do something like this Yeah,

12:46

walk off or something. He's just so fucking good

12:49

at that. So I got that Yeah, Eddie my

12:51

piece Eddie Murphy. I said, let me end it

12:53

with something I was like and then they kept

12:55

it so that I work that

12:58

was cool and Owen Wilson was real cool

13:00

He's like man. You sound just like him,

13:02

bro That's awesome, you know, he was there

13:04

but as far as reading lines with a

13:07

oh, okay. Yes Robert Wagner

13:09

in Dennis the Menace

13:12

Dennis the Menace Christmas. I am

13:14

his guardian angel. We shot in

13:16

Montreal. It plays every year because

13:18

it's evergreen. It's Christmas. Yeah Um,

13:21

so I read my lines with I

13:23

was reading with fucking Robert Wagner me

13:25

and Robert Wagner and in Harlem

13:28

nights this guy just died Warner this guy

13:30

just died Remember the mobster in Harlem nights

13:32

that what do I do the little Jewish

13:34

cat which in Harlem nights quick

13:36

Remember he says put your finger right there. Put your finger

13:39

right there He told one

13:41

of his it's I don't know what he looks like, but I

13:43

know the same Harlem look at Harlem nights cast He

13:45

was that he was the mob guy. Well, he

13:47

was trying to take over Yeah,

13:50

Richard. Yeah, I know it is I know this

13:52

you see the the mob guy war yeah, yeah,

13:54

yeah, yeah No, no,

13:56

not done. Yeah, yellow man. Donny looks bad.

13:59

No, Danny died. Oh he did. Yeah that man

14:01

right there. He always played like the mob.

14:03

So I had, yeah he

14:07

just passed away. Yeah he's a

14:09

great actor. I just, I

14:12

was in scenes with him. I was

14:14

in scenes with him at the mall, the

14:17

Christmas shit. He didn't know. I

14:19

did lines with the guy

14:24

from Blacklist, the dude from Blacklist.

14:26

Spader. Spader. I did it, me

14:28

and him. And we're in a

14:30

van together and we're doing

14:32

lines and you know how you go action and then

14:34

they do the lines. He

14:36

doesn't do cut. He

14:39

just lets it run. Keeps going. And then he'll

14:41

go, give me the line, two lines

14:43

behind it. Yeah. And then you, and I'm like,

14:45

what the fuck? And I'm like, but

14:47

because it's funny how you work with

14:49

great actors and they make you better.

14:51

Oh yeah. Because you wanna, you don't

14:54

wanna. Yeah. You wanna please them and

14:56

I say, I've done

14:58

that. I've done that. Robert

15:00

Wagner. Wagner's from, you know, Wagner was

15:03

married to Natalie Wood who they thought

15:05

he murdered her and all this other

15:07

shit. Robert Wagner. Let

15:10

me tell you about working with

15:12

Robert, Robert Wagner who's from the 50s, the

15:14

60s. You know,

15:16

he's old school, heart to heart. Yeah. And so

15:20

I remember we were eating dinner and

15:22

shit and Robert Wagner. You don't know

15:24

Robert Wagner's the classical handsome white dude.

15:26

Where did it fucking might go? I'm

15:28

fucking, I need a picture of number

15:31

one on, yeah,

15:35

baby. Fucking Austin

15:37

powers. Oh, that's

15:40

how you know. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Robert Wagner.

15:44

Oh, number one from the,

15:46

from, from Austin powers. God damn it.

15:49

Yo, I know we talked, we always

15:51

go off because if you go Robert

15:53

Wagner, but if you go Austin powers,

15:55

number one, let me, okay, Robert

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17:40

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17:42

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17:45

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17:48

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17:50

young? She. And that was back then.

17:53

And Robert comes from the Sinatra.

17:55

He knew Sinatra. He knew Sammy.

17:58

He knew all those. motherfuckers. He

18:00

comes from the Vegas days and

18:03

he goes, we're at this table

18:05

at this restaurant and Robert is

18:08

just, they don't make dudes like that anymore.

18:10

And Robert talks real smooth,

18:12

real cool guy. And he goes, and

18:15

he's crossed his legs. He has his glasses on. He goes,

18:17

I'm going to tell you something, kid. He goes,

18:19

you got it. You're natural. You're natural. I'm

18:21

watching you. You're natural. He's like, you got

18:23

to keep it going. Keep going. I

18:25

was like, this is fucking amazing. We're in

18:28

this really fire-ass fucking restaurant. And he goes,

18:32

and there's this waitress. This

18:34

waitress is serving us fine ass black chick.

18:37

I was like, damn. I was

18:39

like, and so we, you know, I'm joking with her and all

18:41

this stuff. And then I go, you know what? He said, I

18:43

missed Matt Wagner. It's RJ. His name is

18:45

RJ. Call him RJ. I was RJ. I'm about to

18:47

go over and say something to her. So

18:49

I go over there and I'm saying some shit

18:51

and I go back. He goes, so

18:53

what happened? I go, I mean, no,

18:55

no, she's cool. She goes, he goes, you know,

18:57

you fucked up, right? I

18:59

said, what? He said you fucked up. He

19:01

goes, you already had her. You didn't have

19:03

to move. You didn't have to go over there. You

19:05

already had her, man. Right. He goes for that. Right.

19:07

But he comes from that. He's so cool. He was

19:10

like, you already had her, but you fucked it up.

19:12

Yes. You didn't have to do all that. Right. Right.

19:14

Right. You didn't have to move it in. You already,

19:16

you already got the personality the whole night. She already

19:18

liked you. Yeah. He was schooled and he

19:20

schooled me on. He was going to put me in an

19:22

acting class. This guy named Tudor Tommy, this guy

19:24

who had a two year waiting list in New

19:26

York, one of the best acting class. He was

19:28

going to go, I'm going to tell my, my

19:30

guy Tommy about you. He was going to already

19:33

link me up. So Robert Wagner. Did

19:35

you not follow through? I already was

19:38

in something. I already had. Yeah, it's all

19:40

good. You know what you, you know, you

19:42

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take first of all People

20:11

that are in the chat funny people that are you know,

20:13

I go for me to hold on people that

20:15

are in the chats Thank I

20:17

want to let you know YouTube takes 30

20:20

fucking percent which is senile

20:22

just out of the privilege of being on there fucking

20:24

taking to do a When they

20:26

send me a super job when I'm on live They

20:29

send me $10. They're taking 30 of that show out

20:31

of that 50. You got 35 you've got to take

20:33

man a tape Just

20:37

you everyone who gets any money and

20:39

and I told them go

20:41

to my cash app That same

20:43

money and listen, I appreciate it wherever it

20:45

comes if you can go And

20:48

some people don't have the cash app. I don't think go

20:51

to cash app God free

20:53

comedian cash app. This is listen. I'm

20:56

not Wasting your money. I'm

20:58

this is not a hoax I'm

21:01

not gonna because I know people go

21:03

you know, he says that you know you're

21:05

going at wild if this was a hoax

21:07

You just disappeared one day. Yeah, you they

21:10

could sue you I would think yeah, yeah

21:12

Yeah, I'm not the break happen before I'm

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not I'm not a brick with a brick.

21:16

I'm not the brick lady I Think

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I'm dr. Umar. Listen hit the cash app

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hit the cash app. I don't want no

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snow bunny money I don't want no white

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money. I don't want no cracker money Let

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me tell you hit the cash app to

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hit the cash app on the pan-African the

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pan-African Prince of Pan-Africanism I am the

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new being the new being

21:37

man. I am the greatest all I'm the

21:39

King Kong consciousness I'm telling you I'm trying

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to build a school. I'm trying to build

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a school Frederick Douglass school The Frederick Douglass

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school. I'm telling you hit the cash app

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hit the WD MB DD hit the cash

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Yeah, hit the cash out brothers and sisters

21:52

brothers and sisters. We're in trouble. We have

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to get black teachers We have to get

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more black teachers. They don't want me to

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have that this but I believe in you

22:01

but only black money no fuck that I

22:04

want money I want no bunny money

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I want black bunny money brown bunny

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money I want all your money I

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want white dollars I want shingles

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rupees motherfucker I want all your shit

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have a satchel of quang don't really

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equal any I want ancient money that

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don't work no more I'm give a

22:22

fuck Oh coin Oh oh cool reasoners

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you melt gold and send it to

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me god damn it pocket watch alchemy

22:28

god damn it I'm looking for alchemists

22:30

yo but seriously um please

22:34

if you can go to my cash app Godfrey

22:36

comedian cash app I'm real who's seriously trying to

22:38

raise money the cash app and go fund me

22:40

a right at the top of the description yeah

22:43

miss it right at the top of the description

22:45

and and and somebody asked me yo

22:47

what is it for I go stop being an

22:49

asshole it's for comedy this is what

22:51

I do it says on the go fund me

22:53

it says got a comedy special and it's gonna

22:56

be thank you 40 500 that's not

23:01

bad it'll be thank

23:03

you um my

23:05

fans for executive producing this

23:07

along with me you know

23:10

boom boom boom that's what they usually do whoever

23:12

funded it at the end they get like a

23:14

yeah they go you gonna put everybody well it

23:16

won't be enough room but literally what they do

23:18

but I'm the more you donate

23:20

the bigger your name is pretty yeah no

23:22

doubt but I appreciate and the Wayne Hicks

23:24

for instance don't need $220 he'll get a

23:26

nice big fucking get a nice big one

23:29

thank you man we'll just run on it

23:31

on the go fund me or you don't

23:33

want me yeah so you guys send money

23:35

and spread it to your friends spread that

23:37

let people know you always

23:40

ask me hey man when

23:43

you when are you gonna do your special but

23:45

don't compromise to nobody I said okay guys you

23:47

got to put your money where your mouth is

23:50

the reason why you can do your own is you

23:52

need money you have to have money I mean think

23:54

all the shit we talk on this show on a

23:56

weekly basis you think Netflix is gonna I mean Netflix

23:58

may like because the pendulum is kind of swinging the

24:00

other way. Yeah, yeah. Like,

24:03

they're not going out of the way to find,

24:05

like, any sort of... I know the people at

24:07

Netflix, and they don't just... Listen, I'm

24:09

not on their radar. They want to have, like,

24:11

not on the radar, but like, how they were

24:13

saying it in my... But he's

24:16

with the Dave Chappelle

24:18

crew. Dave has juice.

24:20

Dave has a series, and, you

24:23

know, I want a real series. I don't want...

24:25

I did Tiffany Haddish's on Netflix. I did the Tiffany

24:28

Haddish thing, because Tiffany asked me... Tiffany

24:30

asked me to be... Is they ready? They ready.

24:33

She wanted me to be on it, because I hosted

24:35

her live tour. She asked me,

24:37

and then she says, just do it. Please

24:40

just do it so you can get... At least just go in. And

24:43

so I did that. And everyone's like, what the

24:45

fuck? But you needed... Not needed Tiffany

24:47

Haddish, but like, you know what I mean? Like, an A-list

24:49

had to, like, be like... Someone

24:51

that's in movies. If I was in movies right now, I'd

24:53

get everything. You know what I mean? It's

24:56

all about... Everything. But I

24:58

don't want to be sponsored by any fucking body. I

25:00

don't want that. It's a shame.

25:03

Even... I think... Even Mark Norman did

25:06

it. Amy Schumer presents Mark... No, which is fucking fuck

25:08

that. And that's fine. Yeah,

25:11

and that's... Fuck that. I don't

25:13

want that, because it looks like charity almost.

25:16

Listen, if we gotta do it, we gotta do it.

25:18

But it looks like charity because they're being so ridiculous

25:20

with real comedians. I don't know what the fuck

25:23

this is. But it's also changing. It's changing in

25:25

the fact that... Yeah. Shout

25:27

out to... Shout out to man,

25:30

Shane Gillis, KILT, for SNL. But

25:32

this is a situation where somebody

25:35

who got fired, and then

25:37

the industry had to go back and say...

25:41

Basically said, we don't know what the fuck we're doing. Because

25:43

why would you fire a dude and then you

25:45

bring him back, not as a cast member, but

25:48

as a host? It's just weird. It's just... I

25:51

don't understand. It's so weird, I get it. They

25:53

don't know what they're doing. That's what it is.

25:55

Shane Gillis is the biggest comic in America right

25:57

now. So every time he went anywhere and someone

25:59

who didn't know what... I was like, what's his thing? He's like,

26:01

oh, he was fired from SNL. And then now

26:03

SNL's name's just getting dragged through the mud because

26:05

now that it's a few years removed. And then

26:07

him being on Rogan all the time, when you

26:09

get on those shows, I

26:11

mean, I'm on Adam Carolla all the time. So

26:13

he has a, you know, that shit helps. I

26:16

do Tiger Belly with Bobby Lee. Those

26:19

podcasts help when you jump on

26:21

them. They're moving the needle for

26:23

the industry where the industry didn't

26:25

before. They didn't have to

26:27

care what you would do and independently. Well,

26:30

back in the day, the specials were for

26:33

funny people. Like if you kind of earned

26:35

it, they were like, yup, they're special. It

26:38

was special. So Comedy Central, back in the day,

26:40

they were all right. They were not bad. Everybody

26:42

had a half hour that was ready. You

26:45

got your- You had a premium blends back then. Yeah, the

26:47

premium blends were good. And it just, they

26:49

just all of a sudden just said, fuck

26:51

comedy, because here's the

26:53

thing. They think they

26:55

unlocked the secret to comedy.

26:58

No, listen, there's, first of

27:00

all, there's no secret and

27:02

you're trying to skip steps. You

27:04

get comedy when Chris Rock's in

27:06

it. It's the purest form. You

27:08

cannot cheat it. You can't, it

27:11

will, I'm trying to tell you motherfuckers,

27:14

I can tell when people are bombing on their specials,

27:16

way they edit that shit, I go off. They're not

27:18

showing the audience enough. They're not, because

27:20

if you killing, they gonna show you and the audience,

27:22

they gonna pan. They gonna pan that bitch, but

27:24

when they just keep showing you on stage, you on stage. And

27:27

they gonna make it look that way. Yeah, so, yeah,

27:30

so this is serious. And

27:32

I know some lady told me on

27:35

my live, when I was on my live, she goes,

27:38

yeah, why don't you make your

27:40

lives more fun instead

27:42

of asking for money? And

27:45

so I said, who the fuck are you talking

27:47

to? Yeah, I said it, so?

27:49

I said- No, not so, because I don't want you to

27:51

lose your fucking shit. I just said, who the fuck are

27:53

you talking to? Yeah, I get it. I didn't call her

27:55

a name. I get it, but I'm saying you- When you

27:57

get on that road, then you will go. Well,

28:00

you know, I didn't call it no, I know

28:02

you didn't but I can curse and curse though.

28:04

Okay, I'm just saying Like

28:07

I said, there's another show in on this

28:09

network that got a strike on their channel

28:11

for bullying cuz during a live not even During a

28:13

show during a live they were just like going at

28:15

somebody and then no all I said was I was

28:18

I said What if for you tell you I said

28:20

who I'm not begging. I'm not begging at all

28:22

I said if you're crossing and explaining yourself,

28:24

that's more than that's what I was doing

28:26

But yeah, but I'm here's what I'm saying.

28:28

Yeah, you're walking the tightrope. Mm-hmm. Leave that

28:31

bitch alone. Just move on No,

28:34

let me tell you why I didn't people

28:36

there's three who hate you Let me tell

28:38

you why didn't because they see that I'm

28:40

asking people. Nobody sees that they see the

28:42

they see the no I'm saying but nobody

28:44

cares what this one chick this is one

28:47

Effect you're giving it more attention than it would have had

28:49

if you were just right off bitch. Well, hey I it's

28:53

too late now, but I'm just saying I blocked

28:55

her But we are you and you could go

28:57

do that go your block. So if I'm ever

28:59

moderated, let me know I'll block this You know,

29:01

if you have time, you're still trying to

29:03

get the Instagram back and this

29:05

it's ridiculous What you got bounced

29:07

for? Yeah, this is what I'm

29:09

saying. You're on their platform Don't

29:12

risk why my work that you did

29:14

and I said it. I said it

29:17

you know, I said what the fuck

29:19

are you talking? Why I don't

29:21

know. Yeah. Well don't okay. I

29:24

was like, um, but I blocked

29:26

her Yeah, you can block her

29:28

but if you're engaging with her you you're

29:30

walking the tightrope You don't know here's the thing.

29:32

I read a lot of their

29:34

paragraphs So I was you know, I'll read I go

29:36

a but look I pre-answer this question. So then just

29:38

came why are you I was like Whoa, because

29:41

I read a lot of them God. My

29:43

thing is 99% of

29:45

them is for you you get one goofy

29:47

person or and then you gonna freak out

29:49

and You understand your

29:51

social media? Yeah is your business. It

29:54

is your marketing to whatever you want

29:56

on it and All

29:59

you got to do People

30:02

don't get freedom of speech on your social media.

30:04

True. All they gotta do is

30:06

say, well this was, you

30:08

don't even know why you got bumped off

30:10

an instinct. You don't even

30:12

know why. They don't even tell you why. So my

30:14

thing is why even put yourself in

30:16

a position where you're engaging with some

30:18

goofy bitch who don't even know you,

30:20

everybody else is for you. Think of

30:22

where her life is, where she's on

30:24

your life, thinking it's something nasty to

30:26

tell you so you have a worse

30:28

day. Right, right, right, right. Like some

30:31

bitches like that. You know what

30:33

I'm saying. You

30:35

piece of... No, but yeah,

30:38

so you guys, I don't know,

30:40

they say, can you sell me? How do you sell a

30:42

person? They just... All they gotta

30:44

do is email or a number. No, email. I

30:47

don't, but I'm not giving them my email.

30:49

No. You can't. I'm

30:51

not giving them my number either. You can't do your mom's day

30:53

to sell. But that's fucked up. They go, I want

30:55

to sell you. Go to the GoFundMe. Go to the

30:57

GoFundMe. Like, go fuck yourself. Oh no, I'm saying go

30:59

fuck me. GoFundMe is very important, guys. Just go to

31:02

GoFundMe. Also, it sells very easy. I could set that

31:04

up for you. Yeah, because I don't want to give

31:06

my information. Yeah, but they gotta have you on... It

31:08

literally links to your bank. Like I do know, but...

31:10

And your phone number and you have that. Yeah. Yeah,

31:13

I'm like, ew. Nobody a person. Yo,

31:16

mail me a check. Do it

31:18

old school. Go to the GoFundMe. Stop trying to be reinvent

31:20

the fucking wheel. Mail me a big 10 for $10,000. Yo,

31:23

but they were like, you had Zelle, I don't

31:25

have Zelle and I'm not giving you my info.

31:28

But I'm not giving you my info because you need info. I

31:30

said, just go to the GoFundMe. Just go there. GoFundMe

31:32

accepts any payment.

31:34

Yeah, and yo, let's raise this money. How

31:37

many... Are there a lot of people

31:39

in chats? Chat's going crazy right

31:41

now, yeah. Okay, good. Because

31:44

yeah, you guys, GoFundMe,

31:46

GoFundMe, GoFundMe. I'm

31:48

gonna get to $200,000. I should be able

31:50

to get to that by shit. By summer.

31:53

Even Bitzy wants to know if he could money-gram

31:55

you? Hahahaha.

31:57

Hahahaha. An opinion.

32:00

Yeah, a passenger pigeon. He

32:02

said a courier pigeon with $20. Courier pigeon.

32:05

My horse. Yo,

32:07

but I thought

32:10

Shane Gillis did a good job. Did a great job. I

32:13

was laughing. That

32:15

shit was funny. I like how uncomfortable he

32:17

was and he knew he was going to do

32:19

this. He did a retard joke. Yeah, yeah. He

32:22

did an NBC in 2024. He did a

32:24

retard joke. Yes, what's your thing? Well, don't say

32:26

he was talking about a member of his own

32:28

family. But they don't give

32:30

a fuck. They'll still go, ooh. Just learn to them. It's the

32:32

same as me calling you a certain word. You know, like they

32:34

don't care. Yeah. Yeah. And

32:37

where would that be, Michael? Michael, where would that be?

32:39

You're Italian. N can

32:47

poop. Shane

32:52

was dope because... Yeah. So

32:54

it is showing the industry that you don't

32:56

know what the fuck you're doing. The

32:59

people that you're picking and what you think the

33:01

standards that you are... Yeah. You

33:03

don't know what the fuck you're doing and now you got

33:05

to bite your tongue and bring a dude back because first

33:07

of all... And Shane got

33:10

kicked off by... Because of what? What happened?

33:12

He said some Asian stuff on they dug

33:14

it up. They dug it up

33:16

and he... And at the same time they were

33:18

bringing that Bo Yenga who's a gay Asian dude.

33:21

Yeah, so they were coming on that. That timing

33:23

was like, ooh. And you know

33:25

they go, okay, let's get rid of him because

33:27

he's a white male. But even Shane said when

33:29

he's, hey, I'm here. I

33:33

don't think I should be here, but I'm here.

33:35

And then he goes, I got fired from hands

33:37

and he goes, don't look

33:39

that up though. Don't look... That was

33:41

hilarious. Like don't look up... What's hilarious

33:43

is Shane looks half Asian. Yeah. Shane

33:46

looks like a little bit half... He looks a

33:48

little Asian. I don't know what his mother is

33:50

though. Is he a white lady? Is she

33:52

a white lady? Yeah, they showed her. I think he's Irish.

33:55

Oh, he's Irish? Yeah, they showed her. Shane

33:57

looked a little bit... He

34:00

geeked on his pops because his pops is

34:02

an assistant... Girls basketball coach?

34:04

Oh, that was funny. Assistant volunteer... Volunteer

34:07

basketball coach? And the best part is

34:09

that's so on- Look at Shane, look

34:11

a little Asian, look at him. He

34:15

said he starts out by going, there's

34:17

a lot of Down syndrome in my

34:19

family. He goes, eh, just miss me.

34:21

Well, let's be honest, nick me. Nick

34:23

me. Oh, that shit was funny. And

34:26

it just, he's gonna be so big.

34:28

Right. He's gonna be pretty big, but he's gonna

34:30

be so big because he definitely

34:32

like black people like him. People

34:36

who are comedy fans like him.

34:38

People just like him. He's a

34:40

funny guy. And the crazy right

34:42

wing motherfuckers who are going, oh,

34:44

it's reverse racism. They love him

34:46

because he made SNL swallow

34:48

their words and put him on regardless

34:51

of the fact that they tried to

34:53

PT correct him. Yeah, it was funny

34:55

as fuck, man. Just him

34:57

looking awkward in the sketches

34:59

was funny. And he stands out, but

35:02

he stood out. I'm like

35:04

almost going, maybe they didn't want him there because they

35:06

knew he was gonna take over that bitch. I feel

35:08

like he carried this- Most of the- He carried the

35:10

whole thing. I mean, even in the sketches he carried.

35:12

I watched you look at him and go, what's he

35:15

gonna do? Cause he's like a John

35:17

Candy. He reminds

35:19

me of a Candy Belushi kind of-

35:21

He's a funny dude. Big, funny dude.

35:23

Like the Farley. He's not afraid to

35:25

look silly. No, he goes, I mean,

35:27

I'm just saying. My

35:29

dad's, my dad's, my dad's, I mean, I'm not gonna be funny. I'm

35:31

not gonna be in front of my mom. But

35:35

it's just weird that you're an

35:37

assistant. Especially cause you know, Fox

35:39

News Mom is the worst. They

35:41

smoke in the house. It's

35:43

fucking great. He's just a

35:46

really funny, naturally funny dude.

35:48

Good job, good job there. Thank

35:51

you. That's that's that. And I feel like every comedian

35:53

loved that he would like, you know what I was

35:55

like, if you really like, this is the

35:57

first time- People embrace him. Comedians have been on SNL.

36:00

This was the first time where like every comic

36:02

was like one of our guys. Yeah, yeah.

36:04

But Bill Burr was awesome too when he

36:06

did his opening. Oh yeah, he smashed it.

36:08

He goes about white women liberals. Oh, he

36:10

fucking winnin' heart. See

36:13

Bill Burr, Shane Gillis. It

36:15

would be nice to see... And Louie fucking smashed

36:18

them too. But it would be nice to

36:20

see some African American comics, some other comics doing

36:22

that, have that style. Yeah, yeah,

36:24

yeah. And come on there and

36:26

really come in and do that thing. I like that

36:28

they let stand-ups do stand-ups. Yeah, yeah. You

36:31

know what I mean? Like, let's go man. I

36:33

love that shit. Okay, I watched... You

36:36

know, I got rejected three times from SNL, so maybe

36:38

I might host it one day. Yeah.

36:42

I watched Donnell's special. It was dope.

36:44

Donnell Rollins' special was good, guys. He

36:46

was definitely not mild. He

36:49

was not mild at all. But

36:52

Mike had an interesting theory,

36:54

Mike, about the whole

36:56

Corey Hocham... Well, it's not my theory.

36:59

I don't think that Donnell and Corey

37:01

were in cahoots per se, but do you

37:04

think it's a coincidence that the

37:06

biggest story last week is about Donnell Rollins and he's

37:08

out doing a media tour about this and then he

37:10

announces that a special... I think Donnell pre-med it to...

37:12

He goes, you know what? Let me go and watch

37:14

Corey. I'm gonna bring up that

37:16

shit he did to Shabamah Bomb. And he knew

37:19

that. And then TMZ was there. This would be

37:21

good, yeah. And then you know

37:23

what? He probably, the TMZ guy could've go, yo, yo. Because

37:26

I do TMZ and... When I'm at the

37:28

airport, the TMZ guy always finds me coming

37:30

through. What do they say? Do they ever

37:33

say some wild shit to you? He'll ask

37:35

me questions about certain things that happened. I

37:37

did it last time when I was in

37:39

LA. He was right there. Yo, God.

37:41

Yo, I want to talk about this, this, this, that. All right?

37:44

You walk towards me. So they could've been part of

37:46

like, yo, why don't you go back in there? This

37:49

will be good for your shit. Yeah. Thank

37:52

God I speak. You know what TMZ

37:54

stands for? 30

37:57

Mile Zone. I wouldn't say

37:59

that again. mile zone is the Hollywood

38:01

area. 30 miles zone.

38:03

That's what it stands for. I didn't know

38:06

that. TMZ. 30 mile

38:08

zone. If all of you didn't

38:10

know, TMZ stands for 30 mile

38:14

zone. Donald's special was dope. Was

38:17

funny as shit. I laughed. Yeah.

38:20

I laughed through the whole thing. Just mile.

38:22

Even if he pimped the whole

38:27

thing with TMZ. God bless you.

38:29

Whatever. Whatever. It definitely was going crazy on

38:31

the internet. But the special was definitely worth

38:34

it. It was dope. What's it called? I

38:37

know it's a new day. It's a

38:39

new day. Yeah. Cool. Good

38:43

for Donald. Donald's funny. What

38:45

about Mike

38:48

Epps? Yeah. You saw Mike Epps. Mike

38:50

Epps is always funny and silly. Which

38:52

one was that? We're talking about... I'm

38:54

gonna sell out or something like that.

38:56

When he's wearing a jacket? He's

38:58

wearing like a leather jacket. Oh, that

39:00

one. I know it's the brown one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

39:02

Okay. That was funny. Sell out. It was funny. He

39:05

just... Mike is so... Mike silly. Does his little scenario.

39:07

You ever see a nigga that be walking like this?

39:09

He's like, shit, I don't give

39:11

a damn. I'm about to sell out too. I

39:13

ain't getting no goddamn... Ain't nobody coming to my

39:15

goddamn house. Mike was giving life

39:17

lessons that nobody should take. He

39:20

like, don't do cocaine. It's too

39:22

powerful. What? He's like... I

39:25

remember he was... Oh,

39:27

that was his

39:30

other special. Indiana Mike. He goes, man, he's

39:32

like, man, I'm taking them vaccines, man. You

39:34

gotta take them back to... He's saying, the

39:36

hood, the mother... They got mango flavors. They

39:40

got mango flavor back to this shit.

39:42

I'm meant to get that watermelon shit too.

39:44

He's funny as shit. Yeah. He's funny.

39:46

Because he's not... There's no through line.

39:48

He's a dude that you would hang

39:50

out with. Yeah. That's... You ever see

39:52

a nigga with a dead eye? Get

39:56

my dope. He does water. He goes, you

39:58

ever see a dude with... with, here's the

40:00

dude with pigeon toe and a high booty and he can

40:02

dunk. Anytime

40:10

you see a dude with a high, a

40:12

dude with a high booty and pigeon toe,

40:14

that means he can dunk. And he's physically

40:16

funny. And he starts doing the thing. The

40:18

dude's like this, waiting to dunk. He goes,

40:20

he's like running like, yo man, I'm going

40:22

to dunk that shit. Yo. And

40:24

then he does the one where he's,

40:27

he's walking with the limp. I

40:29

want to be seen. He's dating. He's dating a

40:31

dude with a limp. He's

40:33

ever seen a nigga dating a d- with a

40:35

limp. Then he's like, no, listen, girl, I want

40:37

to be seen. Fuck that. And

40:39

he turns around with the

40:42

limp. He's just physically funny. Ah,

40:44

he makes me laugh. Effortlessly funny.

40:46

Yeah. Just hanging out with the-

40:50

Yo man. That's so, yeah guys, did

40:52

he bomb his monologue? People were like,

40:54

no, no. He'd bomb his monologue. Do

40:57

people even understand the pressure of

41:00

doing TV comedy? And trying to navigate

41:02

through that and all the, the, the,

41:04

the, what's crazy? What was, what was

41:06

crazy to me that NBC

41:08

was like, you can't do this. You can't

41:10

do that. You can't do that. And then,

41:13

and when you get a package, HBO was

41:15

fucking and sucking and cursing and as if

41:17

we wasn't watching that too. It

41:21

was like channel away. Like what do you, you know?

41:25

Oh shit. Remember when that was like a big thing on HBO?

41:27

Like, yo, they said fuck less. Yeah.

41:30

Yeah. Speaking of well, comic, I don't know

41:32

if Brendan Shaw was considered a comedian yet,

41:34

but I don't know. He's

41:36

a fighter though. MMA dude. MMA dude.

41:38

And he used to do a- Joe's

41:41

boys. He used to do a podcast

41:43

with Brian Callan called the fighter in

41:45

the case. Yeah. They still do it.

41:47

It's gangfest. Yeah. Um, Brian Callan, that

41:50

motherfucker has me dying. God damn.

41:52

You talk about underrated. Fuck man.

41:54

Brian Callan, Brian, by the way,

41:56

Brian Callan got me into the

41:58

Beverly Hills playhouse. because Brian is a superb

42:02

actor and he really is about that. So

42:04

he got me in the Beverly Hills Playhouse.

42:06

He was in another Joker movie. Brian

42:08

can act and- He

42:11

played the phys

42:13

ed coach on the Goldbergs. Yes. For a long

42:15

time he was doing it. So

42:18

he got me into the Beverly Hills Playhouse,

42:20

Brian Callan. He got me in and

42:23

it was a two year wait. It was like a

42:25

waiting list and he got me in because he knew

42:27

the main dude. He was in master class. He said,

42:29

yo, he goes, God for him. You

42:32

need to get an acting class. Because

42:36

you're too talented. Let

42:39

me tell you something. You've

42:41

got to get an acting class and you

42:43

got to use your talent. Brian

42:47

Callan, if you guys don't know Brian

42:50

Callan, just watch his shit. Watch his-

42:52

Very high energy. Funny dude. Watch his

42:54

ostrich bitch. And ridiculous. Watch his

42:57

ostrich bitch. He goes, let me

42:59

tell you something. What's more dangerous,

43:01

the most dangerous animal have? The

43:04

fucking ostrich. I'm

43:06

going to buy me an ostrich and he goes, I

43:08

love to pet my ostrich. How are you

43:11

doing? He's doing ostrich. He's doing ostrich. It's

43:13

my pet ostrich. You know, he's fucking great.

43:16

So yeah, but Brian Callan.

43:19

Well, what happened to Brendan Shaw, I don't know. He

43:21

had in a car truck. In LA? He

43:23

was in LA? Mike, was

43:26

it in LA? Let me find the detail.

43:28

I just pulled up the video right now. Okay.

43:30

Brendan Shaw rolled his truck. So he got, I

43:32

think- I think he

43:34

was trying to do a donut. I'll read the article.

43:36

Oh, he was trying to go off. Shit. So the

43:38

worst. Oh

43:41

shit. Oh, this is him. Oh

43:45

shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Emergency

43:48

calls. The SLS service provided by

43:50

the manufacturer. Okay, it didn't go-

43:52

To cancel. Press the SLS or

43:54

cancel button. Oh, he didn't even

43:56

have a speech button. Joining SLS

43:58

calls. Lucky mother

44:00

fuck he didn't even have a seatbelt on

44:03

look at this. He's not getting up for

44:05

it. Oh Damn

44:09

Brendan Wow,

44:15

what kind of car was it Mike? It

44:18

was a trident of the truck. He always

44:20

drives like giant truck. It sounded like that

44:22

that engine sounded crazy You know, he's lucky

44:24

them He

44:26

didn't have no fucking belt on so you think

44:29

he could have been fucked up if not like

44:31

well No, he had the belt on

44:33

he'd been fine But a lot when

44:35

you find big trucks when you have accident

44:37

big trucks people They don't they don't

44:39

get killed because of the way this but what they do do

44:41

is they get their neck broken Cuz

44:43

you're tossed around inside the car and that's how

44:45

you end up breaking your neck So they get

44:47

a lot of neck broaks and like well, you

44:50

know where people would get a big SUV like

44:52

oh, that's that's wow You

44:55

flipped it. He's lucky. It looks like that

44:57

looks like the 18 thoughts and prayers. Yo,

44:59

yeah, I'm glad he's okay though, man That's

45:01

fuck. That's not the way to go

45:03

man. Yeah, some shit. You don't do it 50 Let

45:07

me do some don't that's a commercial I'm

45:14

sale merely it suffered a concussion, but he

45:16

came out relatively unscathed And

45:18

they're cushing cuz when you're in there and you

45:20

don't have a belt on you get tossed around

45:22

like a you know Like a little ball in

45:24

a whistle just wow. Well, thank

45:26

God. He's good. It was a $200,000 truck fuck Two

45:32

hundred thousand dollars. Damn that ain't

45:34

shit Money,

45:36

that's easily 20 grand in bodywork flipping

45:39

it on the top family. He's got LA podcast

45:41

money LA

45:43

podcast money. What the fuck am I doing? No,

45:45

New York podcast you can do a city bike

45:50

Yeah, Tony Hinchcliffe had a roast joke about like, you know,

45:52

New York first LA and it was along the lines of

45:54

he's like You know you all shit on me because I'm

45:56

out getting steak with with Joe Rogan But you know, David

45:58

tell can take you guys like you know, they would

46:01

tell us they can buy you candy buy

46:03

you coffee. Yeah. Well, I'm hoping

46:05

he's good. And I wanted to

46:08

address this shit again. Because

46:10

fuck what you heard that Beyonce

46:12

country song is fired is what

46:15

that shit is off the

46:17

chain. And, and

46:20

did we play John Snyder? Yes,

46:23

we played with him. Yeah, John

46:25

Snyder, John, Bo from

46:27

Bo and Luke, Bo and Luke from

46:30

the Dukes of Hazzard talking shit. I

46:32

know you know what we didn't play. We

46:35

just talked about it. I want to play

46:37

what he said about Beyonce trying

46:39

to avoid the racist terms because these

46:41

motherfuckers would be killing me these right

46:43

wingers be trying to use other like

46:45

they open a thesaurus to talk a

46:47

different way in racist terms like it's

46:50

code. We get it but this I

46:52

want you to play this dude. And

46:55

we're gonna go since it's still black history month.

46:57

How about that? We're gonna go into country watch.

47:01

I don't know if that well that's not the

47:03

one but I'm interested. He looks crazy. So let's

47:05

go. He says he's bragging. I thought this is

47:07

it. Let me see. Right. You also fall prey

47:09

to, to having

47:11

people say what you meant.

47:15

You know, they find things that they can twist and

47:17

turn. And I think this is like an explanation.

47:19

Then they turn that into something you didn't say.

47:25

Certainly something you didn't mean. I mean, we're talking

47:28

about the every dog needs a pee on a

47:30

tree. I say that I bet

47:32

you I not since then but I say

47:34

that a couple times a week, meaning

47:37

everyone has a right to their opinion. That's

47:40

what that means. Everyone has a right to try

47:42

whatever they want to. That's

47:45

not even the context. That's what that means.

47:47

He's full of shit. And if you read

47:49

into that or you listen to the listen

47:51

to that interview, you'll see how wonderfully complimentary

47:54

I was of her and still

47:56

am. There's no sync. There's no

47:58

greater voice in the history. of

48:00

music of any kind than Whitney Houston. There

48:02

just isn't. In my opinion. And

48:06

the first thing I said was that

48:08

I think Beyonce has, there has not

48:10

been a greater voice since Whitney Houston.

48:13

That's what I said. But that

48:15

doesn't get any press. You know,

48:17

but that's okay. That's stupid shit when

48:20

she made the country record, dumb fucker.

48:23

He's like, I could be racist against

48:25

one black girl. I can compliment another

48:27

one. That's like

48:29

he's saying, I said Michael Jordan was one

48:31

of the great, shut the fuck up. You,

48:34

when that country song came out, you had

48:36

something to say and we know what country

48:38

music is labeled with, with Confederate

48:40

flags, racist motherfuckers, plain and simple.

48:42

Get the fuck out of here.

48:45

You were off. Contextually, you knew

48:47

what you were doing in that

48:50

situation. You, you selectively

48:52

use racism. There's selective racism too.

48:55

You know, I said, Whitney Houston, we all know that.

48:57

Yeah. Singing songs.

48:59

We're not talking about, we're talking about a

49:02

genre of music. We're talking about a genre

49:04

of music. So you ain't that smart. Most

49:06

racist people ain't smart. I don't think

49:09

he was trying to compare her to

49:11

a dog, but what he was saying,

49:14

you need to stay the fuck out

49:16

of country music. Daniel Lane. But, and

49:18

then another white dude who liked Beyonce's

49:21

shit said, you

49:23

act like Beyonce is failing and went

49:26

to go into country music. Cause some

49:28

people will switch the genre cause they're

49:30

failing. Darius Rucker and Judy and Bofors

49:32

were murdering the game. He goes, I

49:35

want to do country for

49:37

black people to do country is

49:39

very normal. That's, it

49:42

comes from black folks. I

49:44

would like to see the history. Now if

49:46

I'm wrong, I want to know the history

49:48

of country music. You know, let's hear the

49:51

history since it's February. The history of country

49:53

music. All right. Let's do the history. Where

49:55

does country music come from? So

49:57

we can shut these bastards up. All right. Where

50:00

does it come from? I just want to know. I

50:02

don't really know. I don't think I know. I

50:04

don't really know where American music comes from.

50:06

I like to know. How about the banjo?

50:08

The banjo? Well, look. We'll see

50:11

where it comes from. A lot of

50:13

hillbillies like playing the banjo. Let's

50:15

see where it comes from. Let's

50:19

just see. Let's go. Ready?

50:23

Chat GPT tells me country music originated in the southern United States

50:25

in the early century, primarily from the

50:27

rural areas of the south, including regions

50:29

such as Appalachia and the Mississippi Delta.

50:31

It's not doing it for me. No.

50:35

No. They're doing basic

50:37

shit. They're doing basic shit.

50:40

Let me dig a little deeper, though. That's

50:42

that dumb shit they do. They go like

50:44

this. From the region, who the fuck started?

50:47

Where does country music come from? I

50:49

want the origin. Fuck all that Appalachia

50:51

shit. The banjo,

50:53

we already know, is the... Not yet.

50:56

Not yet. Not yet. I

50:58

don't want to... Not yet. I just

51:00

don't want him to be typin'. No. So we're

51:03

gonna go... Does country

51:05

music come from black origins? How about

51:07

that? You gotta be specific. It says

51:09

it comes from jazz, blues, and folk.

51:11

What? What?

51:14

What? It comes from what? Say

51:16

that again, Mike. It says it comes from blending elements

51:18

of blues, folk, and jazz along with yodeling. Oh,

51:21

Mike. Yodeling? Really?

51:24

So that means it's black. Jazz,

51:28

folk music. And you know what? One of

51:30

the greatest folk singers ever was Leadbelly.

51:33

Leadbelly who the Beatles fucking

51:35

praise. Leadbelly. Look

51:38

up Leadbelly. Shit. Show a

51:40

picture of Leadbelly. We

51:42

bought... What? Shit.

51:45

And we could also talk about... We bought the Wu-Tang this shit. Look it.

51:48

Come on. Right here. Right

51:51

here. That's who the Beatles got their shit. Thank you.

51:53

Leadbelly from the early... Look at what... Read

51:55

about him. Can you read something real quick,

51:57

Wikipedia? Can you read his whole name, please? Shit,

52:00

we about to do some real shit now. And

52:03

let's go rock music too big mama. No, we

52:05

go all that. Yeah. Here we go.

52:08

Honey William Ledbetter, better known by the stage name

52:10

Ledbelly, was an American folk and blues singer notable

52:12

for his strong vocals. Virtuously

52:14

on the 12 string guitar and

52:16

folk standards he introduced including his

52:19

renditions of In the Pines, Goodnight

52:21

Irene, Midnight Special, Cottonfield, and Bo

52:23

Weevil. And when was he

52:25

born? Shit.

52:29

What the fuck are y'all talking about? What did

52:31

A.G. Chat, G.B.T., or A.I. of

52:33

the country? He said it didn't exist until

52:35

white people invented it in 1970. And

52:42

then I would say probably the

52:44

oldest country... When you

52:47

go to the Rock and

52:49

Roll Museum, I've been there over 15 times.

52:54

They know me over there. That's how much I've been.

52:57

I've been there so much. I remember when they moved

52:59

Jimi Hendrix, a guitar, to another

53:01

floor. That's how much I go. And

53:04

so when you go there, at

53:06

the beginning, the history of

53:08

Rock and Roll, it's all black. I

53:11

can tell you exactly where it is. It starts

53:14

with all the old school...

53:16

Big Mama Thornton. All of

53:18

them. Big Mama Thornton is like

53:20

the grandmother of rap. That's

53:23

not even... Yes, it was all

53:26

influenced by blues and Muddy Waters, Howlin'

53:28

Wolf, Albert King, B.B. King, all those...

53:32

But when you talk about Rock

53:34

and Roll, everybody... The

53:38

start of it is... Well,

53:40

Big Mama Thornton. They have her. They have

53:43

Bessie Smith. They have that

53:45

other lady who curses a lot. Did you

53:47

hear about that one blues lady? I got

53:49

my titties. She ate my pussy. And I

53:51

can't believe it. That sucked my dick. Oh,

53:54

yeah. Shave me down. You fucked me in

53:56

the ass. It's like... You

54:00

gotta look up. It's called shave me

54:02

down. Yeah, look up the black woman.

54:05

Yeah. Oh, I got my

54:07

brother I can't believe she I

54:09

came in his faith. Oh, yeah all day.

54:11

Oh Yo,

54:14

and he is cursing

54:16

yeah, listen dirty shit

54:19

before little Kim before Oh,

54:31

yeah, everyone's Evens,

54:34

right That's

54:37

like that's so old I'm

54:42

into a crime and booty ho

54:45

brown shit booty ho brown ain't

54:47

got shit on her. What was her name? Lucille

54:52

Bogin yeah, Lucille Bogin Lucille Bogin.

54:54

This is like the 1900s 1910

54:59

35 I think listen black

55:01

for 35 years before country music wasn't People

55:05

gotta understand they get this from

55:08

black folk man. There's proof my

55:10

friends prove I

55:13

Want you to show Charlie pride show

55:15

Charlie? Who you know in fact? show

55:20

Okay, Charlie pride first. We're gonna show Charlie

55:22

pride. Okay, Charlie pride He's the first African

55:25

American country singer to be inducted in the

55:27

grand old Opry The country

55:29

music Hall of Fame. Okay. He was the

55:31

first black. I think black player to play Right.

55:34

That's Charlie pride. That's the you know, 60s

55:36

70s Charlie pride Imagine

55:39

playing in the you know when

55:41

country was kind of commercial imagine a

55:43

black dude Yeah, trying to play cuz

55:45

is it he he didn't

55:47

like it like Beyonce is

55:49

doing a country song his

55:51

genre of music Real country

55:54

country like Conway twitty if

55:56

George Jones Oak Ridge boys

55:58

Tammy Wynette Loretta Lynn You

56:00

know what I'm saying? Patsy

56:03

Cline, Johnny Cash,

56:06

Dolly Parton, we can keep going. You

56:08

know what I'm saying? Real Waylon

56:11

Jennings, real country,

56:13

Buck Owens, Roy Clark,

56:15

Glenn Campbell. And

56:18

guess what? A show he-haw. What

56:21

my parents watched, well we grew up and watched he-haw.

56:24

He-haw guys was a hillbilly

56:27

comedy show. Howdy!

56:29

That's Minnie Pearl. And

56:31

they got a statue. I've been to the

56:34

Country Music Hall of Fame and they have

56:36

a big statue. That's, listen, my parents, we

56:38

watched, this was in our house. And

56:40

what you call it was on there a lot? Pride.

56:43

Charlie Pride. Charlie Pride was on there

56:45

all the time. Show the opening of

56:47

he-haw. Watch this shit. This is

56:49

what our African asses were watching.

56:52

Everybody was watching. You only had so

56:54

many channels back then. Watch this. A

56:56

donkey with buck-ass teeth. Watch

56:59

this shit. He-haw. Watch this. A

57:01

white truck. That's the show. Roy

57:04

Clark. And they come out. See

57:08

the whole reason for this,

57:10

the history behind this,

57:12

was that they had this huge, they

57:22

were trying to reach, I forget what president

57:24

was in, but they were trying to reach

57:26

the Appalachian, the country, what they

57:28

call the clay eaters. Because they used to

57:31

say they had yellow, they would eat dirt.

57:33

Their thing was to eat dirt. And

57:36

they started doing shows

57:38

like that to reach them. And this

57:40

is before Blue Collar and whatever the

57:42

fuck. He-haw. My

57:45

mother watched every episode.

57:49

And the fucking Beverly Hillbillies.

57:52

Well, Beverly Hillbillies is Skaggs. That's

57:54

Bob Skaggs. No, not Bob Skaggs.

57:57

It's Earl Skaggs, I think. It's like now.

58:00

It's time to say goodbye to Jed and all

58:02

his kin. They would like

58:04

to thank you folks for kindly dropping

58:06

in. We all invited back next week

58:08

this locality to have a heaping helping

58:10

of a hospitality. The one. The

58:13

hill, but that is. Oil, that is. Kick up

58:15

your tools. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back

58:17

now. That's at the end. Yeah, yeah. Let

58:20

me tell you a story about a man

58:22

named Jed. A poor mountaineer barely kept his

58:24

family fed. Then one day he was shooting

58:26

at some food and up through the ground

58:28

come a bubbling crude. Oil, that

58:30

is. Black gold. Texas teas. Well, the

58:32

first thing you know, old Jed's a

58:35

millionaire. Kinfolk said, Jed, move away from

58:37

there. Said California is the place you

58:39

ought to be. So we loaded up

58:41

the truck and we moved to Beverly

58:43

Hills, that is. Swimming pool. Movie

58:45

stars. The Beverly Hillbillies. Dun, bum, bum, bum,

58:47

bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,

58:49

bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,

58:51

bum, bum, bum, bum, max bear. Irene,

58:54

uh, whatever. You know the credits? Yeah.

58:56

Wow. That

58:59

is crazy. Buddy Epson.

59:01

You know Buddy Epson, Barnaby

59:03

Jones. Who was the

59:05

woman that played the bank?

59:08

Oh, that was Miss Drysdale. Miss Drysdale.

59:11

Oh, oh my god. And

59:13

she was on S Avernon side. Yeah,

59:16

Miss Drysdale. But Buddy

59:18

Epson, who played? McLeod. No.

59:20

That was Dennis Weaver. Right, right, right,

59:22

right. Buddy Epson played Barnaby Jones. Yes,

59:24

yes. And Buddy Epson was supposed to

59:27

be the Tin Man in Wizard

59:30

of Oz, but he was allergic to the spray paint.

59:32

To the silver spray paint. He was supposed to play

59:34

it, so they led Jack Larr. They were lead in

59:36

the paint. It was lead. It was

59:38

lead. Not just that. He got sick and couldn't

59:41

do it anymore. He was allergic. Yeah, because it

59:43

was lead in the paint. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They

59:45

were poisoning him. He was allergic. So the Jack

59:47

Larr did. We all eluded. The Jack Larr did.

59:50

So, yo. So

59:53

as you hear that fucking banjo,

59:56

by the way, it's an African weapon.

59:59

It's a fucking banjo. fucking You

1:00:02

want to show the origins of the banjo? Are

1:00:05

we going in so you can question this

1:00:07

shit all you want? Yeah, all you hillbilly

1:00:12

We still gotta play the the the

1:00:14

original Statement what he

1:00:16

said first like we read the

1:00:18

response. Okay, we'll play the original

1:00:20

one the modern banjo. Yes

1:00:23

originated West africa

1:00:26

Late africans carried what is called a banjar

1:00:28

and its music to north america by the

1:00:30

way of the caribbean Can

1:00:35

you read on is that it Say

1:00:39

that one more time please String music

1:00:42

and the banjo itself was appropriated from

1:00:44

slave culture. It was spreading to the

1:00:46

greater american Cultural

1:00:48

through minstrel shows and blackface performances

1:00:50

and you know What's so hilarious

1:00:52

is you you watch the slaves?

1:00:55

Playing the music and you fucking took it from them.

1:00:57

Well, you made fun of them first Of course, they

1:00:59

always made fun of them Minstrel shows

1:01:01

you and then you were like, well then you

1:01:04

put blackface on their on their faces Because

1:01:06

they said country music what they

1:01:08

would do that You know how country music

1:01:10

kind of it was like they would put blackface

1:01:13

and imitate black people playing the banjo And that's

1:01:15

how country music started to form. Yeah for

1:01:17

white people They would they would they would

1:01:19

start doing it ironically they would make started liking

1:01:21

it, but they would make fun, right? They

1:01:23

would well they would listen, but let me

1:01:25

hold up It's pretty

1:01:27

cool though, but they did that with hip-hop

1:01:29

when we were breakdancing White kids would make

1:01:31

fun of us when we were pop like

1:01:33

him, but what's that goofy shit? Yeah And

1:01:37

and the rest is fucking history They would make

1:01:39

fun of black and they went home and got

1:01:41

jiggy with it. And then the

1:01:43

fade I remember What

1:01:45

they call kelsey they call it the

1:01:48

kelsey fade which is bullshit fuck out

1:01:50

of here with that He did not

1:01:52

create no goddamn fade black dudes were

1:01:54

fading their heads And I

1:01:56

remember in college Fading my head in the

1:01:58

in the you know. In the bathroom go

1:02:01

to the college door neighbor like. What?

1:02:03

Do you guys do a white? Would it

1:02:05

with that or is it like it would

1:02:07

sizes call the fade Also like gradually fades

1:02:09

were go yeah stupid. This is like what

1:02:11

it is so they were making fun of

1:02:13

as I don't forget these days they make

1:02:15

fun of hip hop, they made fun of

1:02:17

right that's and pop lock and they make

1:02:19

fun of that shit every. what's more you

1:02:21

have a couple white kids that's what would

1:02:23

it yes or a few of them and

1:02:25

of friends would laugh at them say why

1:02:27

are you you like that's a job of

1:02:29

the forgotten all and s it we gonna

1:02:32

go black to night. So.

1:02:34

What's the weather? The Us ships free

1:02:36

of Sri Lanka. Is. Realized that

1:02:38

relied on it that's not near. India

1:02:40

Disappeared India. Sri Lanka as are I.

1:02:43

L. A N K I will he is doing

1:02:45

our own. We could give that to because of

1:02:47

lack origins or or. People. Of

1:02:49

color or enough the violin some

1:02:51

some she'll throw out. the violin

1:02:54

has African origin average or know

1:02:56

there's an even when they play

1:02:58

it like the fiddle with a

1:03:00

little itself all like african. Sit

1:03:02

in the violin did what we

1:03:04

know if anything with percussion near

1:03:06

put all of this shit is

1:03:08

African. like said I. I just

1:03:10

think that. And listen. They're.

1:03:13

White musicians that do recognize as they know

1:03:15

their shit they know. But.

1:03:18

This. This this. Commenting.

1:03:20

On when black folks go to different

1:03:22

genres. More. Fuck you need to

1:03:24

ask us if you get to go

1:03:26

to a different job. You guys look

1:03:28

at look it's look at the police

1:03:31

staying steady did fuckin ratio was staring

1:03:33

a human reggae sit all the dogs

1:03:35

dogs dad so close to me that

1:03:37

is a polygamous i never thought of

1:03:39

that and some with. Day

1:03:42

it's registered, stats aren't so

1:03:44

that be a member to

1:03:46

what either material world. Other

1:03:48

than that and it's all

1:03:50

re going. And. Even

1:03:52

great Ormond Beach were Reggae,

1:03:55

Rage and po properly been

1:03:57

up on guess. The. police did

1:03:59

rig or All of

1:04:01

classic rock which is fire, that's

1:04:03

why people love Fleetwood Mac. That's

1:04:06

why we play Fleetwood Mac, we

1:04:08

play Led Zeppelin. It's blues shit.

1:04:11

It's black music played by long-haired white

1:04:13

dudes. Hey, can you, Mike, can you

1:04:15

bring up Big Mama Thornton, play

1:04:18

something to her, just play a little bit? Can

1:04:20

we play it though? Can we move short? Can

1:04:22

we play it in seconds? Yeah. Can

1:04:24

we play it though? Cause we always drive. But it's

1:04:26

when we play like whole music videos. They demonetize our

1:04:28

shit. I see it, it pops and goes, you've

1:04:31

been demonetized cause you played, right?

1:04:33

They demonetized. I've seen it. I go, what

1:04:35

the fuck? I think you can do a couple

1:04:37

of seconds and I'm like, if you can't, we can't do

1:04:39

it. This should be the show. Also, I believe we've played

1:04:41

this before. The things that are usually issues in like sporting

1:04:43

events and like Hollywood movies. Listen, listen, listen. We'll

1:04:46

play it every February so these motherfuckers can,

1:04:48

cause they play us bullshit for years. It's

1:04:50

like a hundred-some years old. This is the

1:04:52

original Hound Dog. That's

1:05:00

a big mama's story. That's

1:05:05

Elvis. Hound, this is the

1:05:07

original. But there's even a

1:05:09

better version of that. There's one where she's playing a guitar.

1:05:12

Yeah. Yeah. That's

1:05:15

it. That's it. That's it.

1:05:18

Damn. Oh yeah. The

1:05:20

John Schneider, the original thing. The original

1:05:22

clip. Shit, I almost forgot. I

1:05:24

was like, I'm gonna make sure we're getting every detail. And

1:05:28

boy, Nick DiPaolo was talking about it. That

1:05:31

Beyonce was- Hey, Nick DiPaolo, you

1:05:33

wrong. I'm sorry, Nick and Nick.

1:05:36

Man, I love Nick DiPaolo as a comedian.

1:05:38

He made me laugh. He made me laugh

1:05:40

too. Angry, but he went into the six

1:05:42

and lost his mind. He's going real right

1:05:45

wing shit and fuck you for that. And

1:05:48

yeah, you don't know shit about country, bro. I'm like, you

1:05:50

know, and I don't care if you've seen it. And he

1:05:52

don't know about country. He don't listen to country. He's

1:05:55

a Boston Italian dude. And all of a

1:05:57

sudden, you got to keep it working. They

1:06:00

wouldn't even let you play because you look

1:06:03

Arab. Yeah. Go ahead. Nick

1:06:05

DiPaolo kind of brown. Yeah, it is. Okay,

1:06:07

here we go. Play that shit. Just

1:06:10

won't leave any area

1:06:12

alone, right? They just have to

1:06:14

seize control over every aspect, don't

1:06:16

they? They've got

1:06:18

to make their mark just like a dog

1:06:20

in a dogwalk park. You know,

1:06:22

every dog has to mark every

1:06:25

tree, right? So that's what's going on here.

1:06:28

Shania and the other folks who talked about what

1:06:30

they did is they were in country music and

1:06:32

they went out. That's one thing. But

1:06:34

people coming into country music have a... Because I

1:06:37

know a little something about country music. No, you're

1:06:39

here today. Now, this guy

1:06:41

talked about... I sent that to you. That

1:06:44

dude is awesome. You could play his real... The

1:06:46

white guy. The white guy, yeah. A little history

1:06:48

lesson for all of the non-black folks out there

1:06:50

who did not know that country music was in

1:06:52

fact created by black people. Now, it's your turn.

1:06:55

You go tell your friends that country music was

1:06:57

created by black people and let's start giving the

1:06:59

credit where it is due, my friends.

1:07:01

And he's wearing a cowboy hat. Oh,

1:07:04

got another surprise for you guys. We'll

1:07:06

repeat this again. First cowboys were black. We're

1:07:09

going to show some. Why do you think

1:07:11

they call them cowboys? Cowboys. They

1:07:14

were cowboys because it was a derogatory term.

1:07:17

I would just like to know it and I don't know if I should

1:07:19

even say it. But the Shane Gillis episode of

1:07:21

Legion of Skanks just finished streaming our guest digital.

1:07:23

So the whole episode about how black people are

1:07:25

in the country music is probably the same episode

1:07:27

where the most guest digital fans are watching right

1:07:30

now, like Legion of Skanks fans. Right

1:07:32

now? Yeah, literally like right now.

1:07:34

Fantastic. So it's just what a crossover is all

1:07:36

about. This is so great. Listen. So

1:07:38

yeah. Good learning. But what's funny is

1:07:41

the same people that you

1:07:43

consistently disrespect are the

1:07:45

reason... All the toys you're playing with are

1:07:47

the ones that we created. All the toys

1:07:49

that you're playing with. When you

1:07:52

play a guitar, welcome to the black zone.

1:07:54

Sorry. When you play a

1:07:56

guitar, when you play in any kind... And they always

1:07:58

end up singing black. They always end up... up

1:08:00

listening to Max Roach and

1:08:02

John Coltrane and da da da.

1:08:05

And then they always have the biggest

1:08:07

black collection of everything. They always got

1:08:09

the blues pictures and all this bullshit

1:08:11

and then you don't fucking treat the

1:08:13

people right. Fuck all that. I

1:08:16

don't like all that double dipping shit you're

1:08:18

doing. If you gonna be about

1:08:20

that motherfucking hatred, stay your ass over there where

1:08:22

you got no fucking music. You don't have to

1:08:24

do that. They cherry pick

1:08:26

what they want and then you got this

1:08:29

idiot talking about something that he's not even

1:08:31

history. He doesn't even have the historical acuity

1:08:33

to even speak. Show John Schneider and the

1:08:35

Dukes of Hazzard picture what show he comes

1:08:38

from. Because I think he thinks

1:08:40

he's both Dukes of Hazzard. Because even the Dukes of

1:08:42

Hazzard there's a confederate flag on the side of the

1:08:44

General League. It was the General League.

1:08:46

We were just like alright. Didn't they remove it or

1:08:48

something? I remember there was a thing like. Well not

1:08:50

when we were watching. I mean you

1:08:52

think they would go back in and remove it now? I

1:08:54

believe there was a whole thing where they were taking episodes

1:08:56

away or they took it off. Like

1:08:59

when confederate flag was the big thing in 2021 I think

1:09:01

there was all things about it. The

1:09:03

car had a confederate flag on it. On

1:09:05

the top of it. Show the pictures. Show

1:09:07

that shit. Show that shit. That's the Dukes

1:09:09

of Hazzard. See that? That's the top

1:09:11

of the car. That's

1:09:18

Tom Wopat and John Schneider. See

1:09:24

John Schneider's the one in the bottom. They were

1:09:27

like the hillbilly Starsky and Hutch. Okay?

1:09:29

And they were both running at the same time

1:09:31

and that's the General League and we watched the

1:09:34

fuck out of that. With the confederate

1:09:36

flag on the top. Would you drive

1:09:38

the General League? If no one saw you in it

1:09:40

just to drive it? I'll probably drive

1:09:42

that shit. I get a Dukes of the Quarter.

1:09:45

I'll drive it. You wouldn't just take it. I'll

1:09:47

drive it. Just to say you took the General League. I'll

1:09:49

drive it. I would drive it. I'd be like this. I

1:09:52

just want to see what it's like to be racist. And

1:09:54

I had to come out like this. Man that was good

1:09:56

right there. Anyway. But

1:09:58

yo. That, and

1:10:02

for him to say that, it's

1:10:04

like, what are you talking about?

1:10:06

What, what, what, what, I just, it just

1:10:08

amazes me people's low IQ on music. All

1:10:11

of a sudden they just forget, like,

1:10:14

you know, and they see, he said Shania Twain

1:10:16

and them went away. What do

1:10:18

you mean, went to pop? They don't, yeah, they went

1:10:20

from. So they can do that and we can't come

1:10:22

back. First of all, personally, I think

1:10:24

that when black people go to country, it's

1:10:26

easier. It isn't easy. What are

1:10:29

you talking about? So when you come into

1:10:31

what we do, when black folks are doing

1:10:33

the real singing, it's harder. So we're actually

1:10:35

hustling backwards. So fuck what

1:10:37

you talking about? Even Eric Clapton opened his

1:10:39

mouth in London, when he was young guitar,

1:10:41

he said, oh, we don't,

1:10:43

cause when all the immigrants were coming to

1:10:45

London to Jamaica, they go, we keep these

1:10:47

niggas out of all this. Eric Clapton said

1:10:50

that shit. Eric Clapton who,

1:10:52

who bows down to BB King.

1:10:55

And to, okay, now listen to

1:10:57

me, Hendrix, show me BB King.

1:10:59

There's an album that Eric

1:11:02

Clapton has with BB King in the back

1:11:04

seat in a convertible. Show

1:11:07

that Eric Clapton that he

1:11:09

had a homage to album cover.

1:11:11

He's chauffeuring BB King. And

1:11:14

this is the same motherfucker that was like, what are all

1:11:16

these black people doing in London? This

1:11:19

is what I'm talking about is this hypocrisy.

1:11:21

And I love it. Clapton's one

1:11:23

of the greatest man. Yardbirds, the

1:11:25

cream. Clapton also, I remember there

1:11:27

was a, here it is. You

1:11:29

see this? That's Eric

1:11:31

Clapton, BB King. And

1:11:34

BB King who would smoke all the

1:11:36

motherfuckers with Lucille, if you watch the

1:11:38

way BB King played, who

1:11:40

you rarely see in these museums,

1:11:42

which is fucking retarded. But

1:11:44

yeah, that's Eric Clapton who said

1:11:46

that shit about black folks. And

1:11:49

Clapton, there's a clip online where

1:11:51

Eric Clapton is, the

1:11:54

people are chanting, Clapton is God.

1:11:56

And Clapton's quiets them down and

1:11:58

says no. Jimi

1:12:00

Hendrix is God. And that's what's up. And

1:12:03

then Pete Townsend from The Who called Jimi

1:12:05

Hendrix a n***a too because he

1:12:08

was mad because he played so well. He goes, fucking

1:12:10

hate that n***a. That's

1:12:12

Peter Townsend, who I love The Who. I've

1:12:15

met Roger Daltrey and yes,

1:12:17

I just want to say that. But

1:12:19

it's like, it's just this weird compartmentalization

1:12:22

for those whites that do that kind

1:12:24

of shit. That you delve

1:12:26

into black music all day, all along.

1:12:28

You copy every, and then you just

1:12:30

disrespect the people that look like those people.

1:12:33

Maybe it's this thing where, maybe it's a virtual

1:12:35

thing where they go, well, a black person on

1:12:37

a record is a different thing. But when I

1:12:40

see a real one and if you're not giving

1:12:42

me anything, then he's just a piece of shit

1:12:44

to me. Fucking weirdos.

1:12:46

Well, I was talking about this record.

1:12:49

Mike, can you bring up this book

1:12:51

called Caste? Did you

1:12:53

bring that up last week? I don't

1:12:55

think we did. Didn't we talk about Caste last week? Caste.

1:12:59

No, I don't even know. Not a Caste? Okay,

1:13:01

good. Okay. Yeah,

1:13:03

it's a book called Caste. And

1:13:05

what does this... Yes, we did.

1:13:07

We did talk about it yesterday.

1:13:11

We talked about it. Okay. What

1:13:14

I was going to say, I think,

1:13:16

did I cover all

1:13:19

the country shit because I wanted to get in? Yeah.

1:13:23

It's like in Australia,

1:13:26

the didgeridoo. These

1:13:28

white folks are playing the didgeridoo and

1:13:30

took it from the aborigines that they

1:13:32

put on reservations. You know the

1:13:35

didgeridoo. Along too.

1:13:42

Stole it, took it from the fucking

1:13:44

aborigines and hate them. Go fuck yourself,

1:13:47

Australians. And the boomerang, that's

1:13:49

theirs too. We covered that before about the

1:13:51

Australian, the law that they were trying

1:13:53

to pass to allow

1:14:01

Aborigines inside the Parliament.

1:14:06

That didn't pass. That didn't pass. That's

1:14:09

not. They didn't. Oh, I want

1:14:11

to find that. There's a

1:14:13

South African town that doesn't allow

1:14:15

black people in it. I swear to God. I can't

1:14:17

remember. There's a pool that was kicking people out because

1:14:19

it was a whites only pool. Yeah. But

1:14:22

that's fine. Find the town. Yeah, right.

1:14:24

Find the town. Find

1:14:27

the town in South Africa that doesn't

1:14:29

allow black people in a black continent.

1:14:32

Jesus Christ. This

1:14:35

is fucking insane. Orania,

1:14:37

is it? Yep, that's it.

1:14:41

Is it located by the Orange River in

1:14:43

Karoo region of the northern Cape province of

1:14:45

South Africa? The town is split into two

1:14:47

halves. It's just geography. Okay. Yeah,

1:14:50

that's what it is. Yeah, Orania. Yeah,

1:14:54

they don't allow black people in Africa to come in.

1:14:56

How are they enforcing it? If they don't build for

1:14:58

African speaking whites. And

1:15:01

is it? Did you hear that fucking? Are

1:15:04

they like? Oxymoron? African speaking whites. Go

1:15:06

ahead. Is it? Are

1:15:09

they enforcing this by

1:15:11

law or is it like a sundown town?

1:15:13

It's like law. Like they've made.

1:15:15

I don't know how they created it. It's like

1:15:17

they. Because you know

1:15:19

the South African whites, they run most of their

1:15:21

shit. So they like made it a law and

1:15:23

you can get arrested or some fucking creature. You

1:15:25

can get arrested if you're elected. I think so.

1:15:27

Yeah. It's like. I

1:15:30

mean, we literally have, you have in the

1:15:33

charters in Levittown and

1:15:35

it's a long place where you cannot

1:15:38

sell your house to a black person.

1:15:40

It's. You know, I got footage

1:15:42

of Levittown, right? Yeah. I just

1:15:44

sent it to them today. I got the

1:15:46

white residents react to black family moving into

1:15:48

Levittown. Yeah, it's crazy. And they're like,

1:15:50

I think it's, I don't think it's that's a

1:15:52

good idea. That we're talking about in 1962, the

1:15:54

majority of the. the

1:16:00

whites felt as though that there was

1:16:02

no racism. That's what they

1:16:04

asked them in 1962. And so

1:16:06

we're in a situation where this

1:16:08

has never been acknowledged. Now if you ask

1:16:10

the white person, you think they were racist

1:16:12

in, oh absolutely, but not now. It's,

1:16:16

you know, there's this whole thing

1:16:18

of, well, not in our

1:16:20

present time. Things, then you go, whoa,

1:16:23

and you got your boy. And then

1:16:25

you got guys like Tim Scott who were

1:16:27

supporting this. I

1:16:29

just, man, it's just, yo, oh,

1:16:31

it's 12 now. Oh,

1:16:34

do we have super chats? We

1:16:37

had that one, let me double check. Okay, let's just see. Can we

1:16:39

go to a break real quick? You

1:16:41

wanna go break and then we'll do super chats? Yeah, let's do

1:16:43

that. We'll do a little break. We'll

1:16:45

do a little break. We're gonna do a little break. This shit

1:16:47

went fast as hell. Look at that. He

1:16:50

said went fast as hell. We already did like an hour

1:16:53

and some change. Look at that. Yes,

1:16:57

remember the GoFundMe everybody. GoFundMe, GoFundMe, send money

1:16:59

to GoFundMe. The link is in the bio

1:17:01

and if you can't get the link, all

1:17:04

you have to do is just Google

1:17:07

Godfrey, GoFundMe, Godfrey's

1:17:10

comedy special, it'll come up.

1:17:12

Yes, and it's also on

1:17:14

the Instagram account of Godfrey

1:17:16

Podcast, the GoFundMe is there, yes.

1:17:20

Send money, cash at me, Godfrey comedian, cash at

1:17:22

me. I'm telling you, I don't know how many

1:17:24

people are on that chat but we can be

1:17:26

getting thousands of dollars a day, I know we

1:17:28

can. I'm not asking one person for

1:17:30

200 grand but I hope I

1:17:32

may even raise more money than that because listen,

1:17:35

I can be able to do two specials

1:17:37

and you want your special to be dope

1:17:40

and they don't understand the overhead on this

1:17:42

shit. These are like average prices for a

1:17:44

lot of these specials. So, yo,

1:17:47

where can they find you? Follow me

1:17:49

on Instagram please, the Adante, they

1:17:51

were trying to get those numbers up. Also,

1:17:54

my YouTube channel is Man School

1:17:56

202 and Dante Newrum starting to

1:17:58

put a lot of content on that. And

1:18:00

kids if the only to concentrations

1:18:02

dog relationship, thousand feet and Dante

1:18:04

there was a complicated so. Year

1:18:08

follow me. Godfrey. Podcast.

1:18:10

You know right now Godfrey Podcast

1:18:12

is the account I'm but also

1:18:14

I might be getting my account

1:18:16

back at some point. I know.

1:18:18

suspended. I had somebody. Look.

1:18:21

In the with in a said yeah you still

1:18:23

insist you do not use not gone but I'm

1:18:25

I can I have it back with a fuck

1:18:27

man. Like what.org

1:18:29

But anyway. ah,

1:18:31

like a set.

1:18:33

Of this week. I mean I will be.

1:18:36

It's Virginia Beach Bunny bonus week.

1:18:39

Virginia Beach. Or when I'm

1:18:41

out, we come in to

1:18:43

Virginia Beach. March first to

1:18:45

the third. Virginia Beach. Norfolk,

1:18:47

Virginia North Norfolk, Virginia. March.

1:18:50

First it a third. Virginia.

1:18:52

Beach volleyball and in March. Ah,

1:18:55

I'm eighth and ninth is

1:18:57

the San Jose Improv in

1:18:59

California. March eighth and ninth

1:19:01

San Jose Improv. I will

1:19:03

be there. I've been there

1:19:05

a minute. Since. Glide path

1:19:07

cove it and shit like before that. On.

1:19:10

March. Eighth and ninth San Jose

1:19:13

Improv and the March Twenty Eight

1:19:15

to the thirtieth Jacksonville. Comedy.

1:19:17

Zone. In. Florida Jacksonville

1:19:19

Comedy Zone of Florida. March.

1:19:22

Twenty Eight to the thirtieth. Jacksonville.

1:19:25

Ah oh yeah, they have let

1:19:27

you skip over to June. He

1:19:29

missed April. We

1:19:32

got rich. That's everything. That's when he was. Really?

1:19:35

Whoa. They missed the

1:19:37

April know that much

1:19:40

number of okay Richmond,

1:19:42

Virginia Richmond Virginia. On

1:19:44

April I think sift through the seventh. Is.

1:19:47

Or Richmond's Funny Bone April fifth

1:19:49

to the seventh. Richmond. Funny.

1:19:52

Bone is in April. Okay guys,

1:19:54

in April. I got Tampa Improv

1:19:56

in April so you guys check

1:19:58

it out. ah And

1:20:00

I think go to my website God free live comm

1:20:02

leave your email address and all this other stuff We're

1:20:05

gonna take a little break and shit. I'll

1:20:07

see you guys in a little bit a little

1:20:09

bit little bit It's night out time night out

1:20:11

time night time

1:20:14

night