We open on a gentler time.  Discussions of therapy and athleticism, we have neither.  Boy, we really don't have a handle on therapy and how it works.  Embarrassing.  Uncouth.  A brief, unauthorized, and unabridged history of Scientology.  True Grit? Fake sand, that's what I say.  The boys talk shit about just about everything they can today.  The Whale? Not safe! Nightmare Alley? Get. Out. Of. My. Face.  Satiristas and southern bullshit.  The best part of waking up.  You won't believe this, but Michael P. Rowland got another traffic ticket.  Mark it down, dude- that's the first noted usage of italics in these episode descriptions.  Didn't know we could do that! The more you learn the more you know. Nice.

"Groundhog teeth and snake throat"

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