You better suck it up, wake up four hours earlier every day, and find a get-rich-quick scheme that you're not too late to hop on the bandwagon of, you weak-willed, limp-wristed little soy-slurping, beta babies. Because journalist Megan Carnegie has even more brain breaking alpha bullshit to bring you.

Megan Carnegie is a freelance journalist who has written for the BBC, Wired, Business Insider, The Guardian, GQ, Time Out, The Independent, The Sun, The Evening Standard, Yahoo, Refinery29, and Conde Nast.

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