Now you can have the sexy, almond-like nipples like the famous soccer star! A baby is named for her grandparents but I doubt she'll ever use it in public. It was redneck heaven with hundreds of FL Men competing for the top honor. It is stupidity on octane this week...

• A Guy Offered a Lifetime Subscription to His Wife's OnlyFans Page for 2 Concert Tickets;
• University of IA Uses ‘Pokémon Go’ to Teach Math;
• Robots Can Now Apply Fake Eyelashes with Sharp Tools That Totally Won't Stab Your Eyeballs;
• A Guy Got Busted Trying to Trick Men Into Having Relations Through a Hole in a Sheet;
• Men Can Now Literally Have Sex with Beer/Top Names for the Sex Toy Beer Can;
• Flight Diverted When Wing Started Coming Apart;
• A Man Was Caught with Crack Cocaine...& a Rocket Launcher;
• (IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN) Couple hold wedding in KY gas station’s ‘disco bathroom;
• A Kilt-Wearing Sicko Shoved Antiques Up His No-Go Hole;
• CA Man's Penis 'Stops Working' After $1K Romp With Sex Worker;
• FL Woman Almost Had Her Car Stolen...By 3 German Shepherds;
• A Drunk Man Was Arrested After He Drove to the Police Station to Complain About a Previous Arrest;
• British Man Receives Box of 6 Pilfered Penises in the Mail;
• A Shoplifting Cop Got Taken to Jail in Her Own Police Car;
• Starbucks Releases Pork-Flavored Coffee in China for Lunar New Year;
• Japan's 'Naked Man Festival' Ends After More Than 1,000 Years;
• Man Jams Several Button Batteries Into His Penis for 'Sexual Gratification';
• A Woman Had Her $800K Injury Claim Thrown Out...After Joining a Christmas Tree-Throwing Contest.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I have a baby-naming crisis!" & “Help! – Is It OK To Post A Pic Of Me & My Kids On A Dating Website?"

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