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Hey. So. I. Have
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a thing sent in by an
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alert listener. Which. Might.
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Be. Vandalism. Food. Vandalise.
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Oh thou, that's now or
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it might be. A
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deeply inept food heist. You know,
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we haven't even touched food vandalism.
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I bet there's a lot There
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are probably like you know, smear.
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I guess any time someone's house
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gets egg that food vandalise as
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food vandalise s Ariana Grande a
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look and all those donuts. Those
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food vandalism. I
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have no idea you've got like you
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didn't hear about that. I vaguely it
0:42
crossed like my desk. By.
0:45
Blake. Was it really? Ariana Grande?
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Eight? Really? For real? In. The
0:49
era of cell phones decided it would
0:51
be a good idea to lick a
0:54
bunch of doughnuts. That. She wasn't
0:56
gonna buy so I think I saw
0:58
that video and did not connect it
1:00
with Ariana Grande day. I thought it
1:02
was just dumb in in college kid
1:05
licking donuts and thinking it was silly
1:07
new, not super wrong. Okay,
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okay and then like there were copy cats
1:11
in, there are people who would film themselves
1:13
going in and like taking the lid off
1:16
of ice cream in a girl yeah, store
1:18
and licking. I know that whole face started,
1:20
she can't that off. I. Don't know
1:22
if she kicked it off or if she was just a part
1:24
of it. I'm. On can we
1:26
go back? Very influential person So let's
1:28
give her credit grabbing ice cream cones
1:30
by the I stream instead. That was
1:33
a much better pray cause you to
1:35
paid for the ice cream already. Ah
1:37
and yeah, Well. Yeah.
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Food. Vandalism. Now that we've set out
1:42
to wait, wait is food annals and
1:44
vandals. And to food Or vandalism using
1:47
food Because I was imagining it's vandalism
1:49
using using food. But you're talking about
1:51
vandalism upon the food? Yes, well. At.
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This scale of this article.
1:56
It's both. A.
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Gang. Before we
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get a little me ask you a
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question Isaac our mutual friends Vp of
2:04
Gray Development here. He
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has a dream to someday lick of and
2:09
go. To. Lick of Van Gogh.
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Yes it's a long day stuck
2:13
in my head because then he's
2:15
an artist. He thinks the paint
2:17
looks so sits and I interesting
2:19
on as and go because he's
2:21
you know what is a painter?
2:23
it's and he's always been like
2:25
my secret dream is to someday
2:27
like a Van Gogh and the
2:29
replay I'll be banned from every
2:31
art museum Is the Van Gogh
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become food. If he liquid
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it's if he licks it. Yeah, and
2:37
I know and is that ensued vandalism
2:39
other than go licked a lot of
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things that I don't know that they
2:43
counted for the reddit. I
2:47
thought we discussed freezing yet everything.
2:49
I mean. That would
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the holds hook up. Or
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at Los Area Food or here we
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go. Yeah this happened in Spain, Spain.
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I like mean a rebate on the
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widow. The. Safer twenty
3:04
One winery. Or. As
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Hayward said, the settling Twenty One One
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or England's right. Somebody.
3:11
Sneaked in. And
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the big that's where they connect
3:15
your the wire of be caught
3:17
during the day for meant the
3:19
wine death. They just opened the
3:21
novels. And so
3:24
braid sixty thousand liters.
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Of. Mine. Onto. The
3:29
floor scan to be worth a lot. estimated
3:31
at over two and a half million dollars
3:33
worth of last wine to do said sixty
3:35
and I thought to hear a thousand euros
3:38
and then know. Sixty thousand
3:40
liters? Yes, So. Potentially.
3:43
Of food heist if they were is really
3:45
bad and were like. I
3:47
forgot the buckets. Don't
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Stop. After the first one.
3:53
If you forgot the bucket. Like.
3:56
One guess what kind of heist unless
3:58
it was your job is a. The
4:00
team of experts and your job is to
4:02
open all the valves are high and then.
4:05
Reggie. Supposed to run in with
4:07
with the buckets and then he didn't
4:09
run in with the buckets. How are
4:11
you going to get sixty thousand liters
4:13
out in buckets? Then. Well.
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You have to have a lot of
4:19
Mckinsey were as a lot of bucket
4:21
full gym I possibly some ten gallon
4:24
sets. I'm not and
4:26
even race that one with the
4:28
reason why system. I think you're
4:30
postulation. I think your
4:32
thoughts regarding it may be being
4:35
incompetent, these is a little farfetched,
4:37
it is a pretty far fetched
4:39
yes they. Pretty. Much certain
4:42
that this is sabotaged, they have no
4:44
idea yet who netted? Well, at least
4:46
at the time that this article was
4:48
written they didn't know who didn't have
4:50
this articles from. Oh. Monday
4:52
so need a very recent and
4:55
they might have a suspect they
4:57
might not without. Okay. Now.
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So there you go. And.
5:02
Like I said, at that scale, you
5:04
are destroying the wine and potentially destroying
5:06
a large portion of the winery because
5:08
you've soaked it. And sixty. Thousand.
5:11
Gallons of alcohol. The.
5:13
Champagnes. It's
5:18
not champagne sell yeah my work but but
5:20
that the animal You know who. We
5:22
like to add a band and right
5:24
Sam, Sam. Now pretty
5:26
good, pretty good hygiene. Let's
5:29
see mine. Yeah I'm in. The whiners
5:32
is just too obvious liners now it
5:34
only count of they were like protesting
5:36
something by this is just being a
5:38
pain now I'm yeah, I'm. Their.
5:41
Name should be about C's instead
5:43
and then just connoisseurs will connect
5:45
it with wine. Intellectually.
5:48
I'm sure that's exactly what will
5:51
happen gas. Yeah,
5:53
so there you go. I like this
5:56
new branch. Of to the
5:58
Heisman whom potential lore food. Same.
6:01
Yeah, Cannon continues to expand. Guess
6:03
though, it is not what I
6:05
thought I thought. We. Would be
6:07
hearing about someone who you know
6:09
smash potatoes do smash hit or
6:11
up a wall air but now
6:13
the suggests. Were. Ruining a bunch
6:15
of wine because. For. Whatever
6:18
reason. So the wine wasn't stolen.
6:20
Yes, or at least wasn't taken
6:22
from them. So no Food Heist
6:24
prison for this. Guess mail impose
6:26
that in food heist prison. They
6:28
are just boiling mad at him.
6:31
For. Wasting. We're wasting all the
6:33
food. Yeah, their food. I.
6:35
Mean this my moods Herbert War that
6:37
we're talking about. Yeah city. I like
6:39
the anarchist of the food heist world
6:42
the as my joker burn it down
6:44
Nobody cares. Yeah. Yeah. They definitely
6:46
hate this person. Yeah, for they're wasting
6:48
of wine and m he had so
6:50
much easier. To. Just as if
6:53
you don't need, it's always easier to
6:55
break your knees like. Forty.
6:57
Thousand buckets, Then I
6:59
mean, what do you even doing? right?
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Of truth the ice masters who gets
7:05
as forty thousand pockets and now Buckingham
7:07
when later the in up ah those
7:09
guys that stole like two million pounds
7:11
of butter as yeah they're thinking no
7:13
one has a work ethic anymore The
7:16
out. And. Wales
7:18
this economy. Acts
7:22
as if I know if I just
7:24
kept make a dumb jokes one of
7:26
them it gets ists of so so
7:28
what you're saying is the the food
7:30
heist experts because it's a bad economy.
7:32
Have. Been reduced to destroying instead of stealing
7:35
because the economy is that. I'm saying
7:37
that dogs they were injured looking out
7:39
at everyone else and they're saying oh,
7:41
just food vandalism, not heist. Nobody
7:43
wants to work anymore that's oh okay.
7:45
that's like does the zoo merce and
7:47
as millennia s like the boomer food
7:49
I saw your second my day. We
7:51
would have taken all that wide and
7:54
we would have sold it to a
7:56
hotel. Set.
8:00
I'd I'm just thinking of someone who's like
8:02
an expert in food highs being like were
8:04
jobs. Can I get there like sorry we
8:06
don't we don't have anything even. still you
8:08
can have to go to vandalism the lights
8:10
that pay so much worse by system. Only
8:13
job you can get if you go to
8:15
a fancy restaurant and you order wine and
8:17
a legit out in like one of those
8:19
white plastic five gallon buckets. You.
8:21
Know that they're buying black market once. I.
8:24
Had a good meal actually. this week I
8:26
got to go the tree removes up at
8:28
Sundance mood then. When. You went
8:30
to Vaulters less negative alters last night. Then
8:32
I was very jealous. Am. So.
8:35
I've had had a foodie week. I
8:37
have not eaten. Today.
8:40
Then I did a two piece of
8:42
bread gives his bread outside. We will
8:45
make sure that you get some food
8:47
some time of the tonight I have
8:49
found and I suspect this is part
8:51
of the whole depression things I don't
8:54
eat when I'm alone anymore. Eating.
8:57
Is a purely social activity for me. Which.
8:59
Is weird cause I used to
9:01
just devour everything I could see
9:03
that does sound like a depression
9:06
thing math so. Okay,
9:08
there you go. I did
9:10
have a cherry line made today, but there's not
9:12
a lot of protein and minerals in those. Now.
9:16
I was thinking your beer coming and when.
9:19
You're heading towards Santa Claus territory. Should
9:21
I grow it out all the way
9:23
till Christmas, I bet you could. Santa.
9:26
I went to Lt We
9:28
last weekend. Which. Is
9:31
our local little regional
9:33
con and. They.
9:35
No one point when and to use the
9:37
hotel restroom and I realized looking in the
9:39
mirror and one of the weird old guys
9:42
at the com. Like. I
9:44
went to that con when I
9:46
was eighteen freshman year of college.
9:49
I've been going to that com forever, but now I'm one
9:51
of the weird old guys. And
9:53
it's interesting because year younger than me. But.
9:55
I don't think I'm one of the weirdo
9:58
guys yet. Well, you haven't Raised. My.
10:00
Son yet now and I didn't have
10:02
depression. That kind of came ahead in
10:04
the last couple of years. Bill Weems
10:06
vs. having a beard and not having
10:09
a beard and having a beard again.
10:11
That's true now. I had that big
10:13
meeting yesterday with all the officers and
10:15
I looked around and I realized a
10:17
Scar and I are the grey ones
10:19
and Scar and I are the ones
10:21
with adult children. Yes! And then I
10:23
realized wait, Becky also has an adult
10:26
child and see looks. Young.
10:28
As the day is long and I was
10:30
very offended well. I mean, you'd
10:32
have to really compare. Pete.
10:35
Her. Husband and have a lox. That's true.
10:37
They do road always order raid and she's
10:39
now. I don't have adult children at. Namm.
10:43
A year and a half away, them. Noble
10:45
turn eighteen and about a year and a
10:47
half so. Not. Bad. He.
10:50
Is playing the indie with his
10:52
friends J Am. Sam
10:55
scan. Nice batch friends who are rolling
10:57
up new characters. And love it!
10:59
So. What do we love? It's gonna
11:01
actually talk about. Okay gathering twenty minutes
11:03
last? here's my. Idea.
11:05
Okay and if this fails it's not
11:07
gonna see Becky. Walked in to see
11:09
her does talking saying nice things about
11:11
or. If. It fails. It will
11:13
not be the first time that we have had
11:16
a topic that fails. Now now I'm but I
11:18
have been thinking lately because you can look at.
11:20
You. Know we had this huge boom
11:22
of superhero movies were rising. Every single
11:25
big ticket movie was a superhero movie
11:27
for my mom. Fifteen years. And.
11:30
Hollywood has gone through cycles like that before.
11:32
Yep! In the eighties we had
11:34
the Big Muscle Easy Action Hero, Stallone
11:36
and Schwartzenegger era. Right before that we
11:38
had a huge musical era where everything
11:41
had songs in. It's before that there
11:43
were a solid ten years where every
11:45
big movie that came out was a
11:47
western. Yeah to the point that to
11:49
get Star Trek made you nod. Mary
11:51
had to college. A Wagon
11:54
Ranger The stars? Yeah, him. And
11:56
so I've been wondering to myself.
11:58
Yeah, what's next? And I
12:00
don't know if there's any way to
12:02
predict that. So I yeah, I mean
12:04
the what's next? I don't think I'm
12:06
equipped to do so, either. I think
12:08
the superhero boom. Was one
12:11
of these things that in hindsight was
12:13
kind of inevitable. Er because
12:15
you'll notice that least I'll noticed.
12:17
I've noticed we didn't get a
12:19
really big space opera boom after
12:22
Star Wars movie and that not
12:24
for lack of trying. Yeah, it's
12:26
because the special effects. Unless you
12:28
were, I'll am. Starting
12:30
out work too cheap looking
12:32
and too bad in order
12:34
to. Actually create that fantasy.
12:37
Yeah, and so we did get like
12:39
a whole bunch of like cheap knockoffs.
12:41
the whole bunch of expensive not offs,
12:43
and even things like Lynch's Dune where
12:45
everyone's like will suffice the next big
12:47
thing. But Mignon wouldn't. Make.
12:49
It work because they didn't have
12:51
the special effects yet. We saw
12:54
attempts it's were Battlestar Galactica came
12:56
from. We didn't see a
12:58
big new wave of it, yes, but
13:00
we did see a lot like Star
13:02
Wars, The Godfather, and Jaws that are
13:05
credited with starting the kind of boom
13:07
of the Tadpole blockbuster And what we
13:09
did see as they went to things
13:11
that they could make with their current
13:13
special effects budgets and some of those
13:15
were definitely side by right. Words: You're
13:17
talking Space Opera. See you? Ended up
13:19
with a lot of sorts. Nigger movies
13:21
were science fiction and things like that
13:24
and so you end up with the
13:26
muscles. The Guys: John. Ross as You
13:28
Combats. We also saw the Boom
13:30
of Horror and pretty of the/alex
13:33
because the special effects didn't need
13:35
to be amazing yeah or could
13:37
be really subdue liberties and eighty
13:39
the Lasher Boom is absolutely another
13:42
one of these. Yeah, And I
13:44
think the superhero and was kind
13:46
of inevitable because once the special
13:48
effects talking really like the Cg
13:51
and things like that caught up
13:53
to the imagination. it's like most
13:55
superhero stories are portal fantasies. meanings
13:57
you're in a start in the real world
13:59
and And then you're going to transition to
14:02
a fantastical, and it's not a whole world,
14:04
but normal character gets superpowers and you're led
14:06
easily into the fantasy world. It's a very
14:09
easy way. Easy is the wrong term, I would
14:11
say. Lord of the Rings is a bit of
14:13
one as well, right? Because you start in the
14:15
Shire and then transition out. You start with the
14:17
familiar and go to the strange. And superheroes just
14:19
a perfect way. By the end of the superhero
14:22
genre, we had a whole bunch of Star Wars.
14:24
So Guardians of the Galaxy and all the cosmic
14:26
stuff. So it's kind of interesting that what they tried
14:28
to do in the early 80s, they
14:31
could only do once they had
14:33
special effects. And they had all that stuff. And they could
14:35
lead the audience into it
14:38
with that kind of portal. Because
14:41
we had kind of a
14:43
little before, in fact several years before
14:46
the superheroes started, we had Fifth Element.
14:49
But then we didn't really get all
14:51
the space operas until Jupiter Ascending
14:53
and whatever the terrible French
14:55
one was. Valerian in the
14:57
city. Valerian. Yeah. Out
15:00
of a thousand, whatever. And yeah. I think the
15:02
problem is. We did eventually get to those. We did, but
15:04
they didn't take off because they didn't have a seed
15:08
film that really exploded for everyone
15:10
to copy. Remember that seed film
15:12
to work. You will
15:14
find good sci-fi space operas all the
15:16
way through. But
15:18
the seed one was Star Wars and then we
15:20
got the big boom falling and they all flopped.
15:23
Same thing happened with fantasy films. Lord
15:26
of the Rings was a big seed property. Everyone
15:28
tried to copy it, but the
15:30
only successful one was the first
15:32
Narnia movie, I would say. Or
15:35
actually Pirates of the Caribbean is probably
15:37
in that same. Yeah.
15:40
I mean those are. I think we do have
15:42
to call that. The problem is the
15:44
first one's not an epic fantasy, but two and three
15:46
are. But the first one's the
15:48
strong one and it's more of a straight up. I
15:51
mean it is, it has epic fantasy. Pirates and it
15:53
has undead in it. You have this seed movie of
15:55
Lord of the Rings and then no one can replicate
15:57
it. They bought a whole bunch of YA properties. I
16:00
think that was personally a mistake. We got Aragon,
16:02
that's when we got the first Lightning Thief or
16:04
whatever that was called. And yeah, it was because...
16:06
There were a whole bunch of them. It was
16:08
because they were making those movies at
16:11
the same time that the YA Dystopia
16:13
boom was huge. Yeah. And so people
16:15
said, well, everyone loves Hunger Games and
16:17
everyone loves Lord of the Rings. Let's
16:20
buy Aragon. And it just
16:22
didn't work out. I think that for a long
16:24
time during this period, I'm like, they
16:27
learned the wrong lesson. What people
16:29
were waiting for in Lord of the
16:31
Rings as a seed film was to
16:34
see the great epic
16:36
fantasies for
16:38
a more mature audience. It doesn't have to be Game
16:40
of Thrones, but Game of Thrones is the only one
16:43
that really managed to land in that
16:45
patch other than Pirates of the Caribbean. And both
16:47
of those are not YA properties.
16:49
And I think part of the problem is,
16:51
is all the YA properties, they
16:53
were misfiring a little bit. And
16:55
they were getting that older demographic that wanted to
16:58
see Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones.
17:00
Yeah. And I mean, I
17:02
know they tried some really good ones, but they
17:04
also just weren't able to make a
17:06
lot of good ones. Yeah. You know what
17:08
I mean? Like the Golden Compass is an amazing book,
17:11
but the film is a bit of a disaster. Have
17:14
we talked about Golden Compass? I don't think we have. I
17:17
read the whole series, did not
17:19
like the movie at all. Haven't watched
17:21
the TV series yet. I haven't
17:23
watched it either. I have a theory on
17:26
the film though. It's one of these things that like
17:29
the film should have worked.
17:33
The casting is excellent. The
17:35
people, as I imagine in the book, came
17:37
to life on the screen. They tried
17:39
really hard to stay true to the lore and
17:41
the narrative of the book. And
17:44
the visuals were stunning. And
17:46
the movie was boring. And
17:49
it's just one of those things where translating
17:51
the book to a film, staying
17:53
true, it didn't work for whatever reason. It's
17:55
one of those case studies where I'm
17:57
like, what? I can't even really figure it out. out
18:00
what went wrong in trying to stay so true
18:02
and do such a good job to
18:04
make a film so bad? I don't know.
18:06
That would be one where we
18:08
need like Patrick Willems to analyze rather
18:11
than us. Yeah, because for a while
18:13
I'm like, well, you must not be
18:15
able to translate a book straight to
18:17
a film and have it work. But
18:19
Dune, as we were talking about before
18:21
we started filming, I mean, it's not
18:24
a one-to-one translation, but it's as close.
18:26
It's a pretty faithful one. It's as
18:28
close as Golden Compass is. And
18:31
it's great. It's really watchable.
18:33
And it's so obviously
18:37
you can do it. You can take
18:39
it and go one-to-one essentially and make
18:41
a great film. Yeah. And I don't
18:43
know enough about film to know if
18:46
that's something, did the script fall down?
18:49
Did the directing fall down? Did
18:51
the editing fall down? I
18:53
think it's at least partially the script. Because
18:55
when I was watching Golden Compass and analyzing
18:58
it, having read the book, they were so
19:00
true to the story that
19:02
they wanted to make sure all the information
19:05
got to… And so you watch that again,
19:07
there's just a lot of people standing around
19:10
giving you information. And
19:12
scenes that are dynamic in the book,
19:14
they didn't have time for. And
19:16
it's actually faster to just have two people
19:18
explain the same things you learn from the
19:21
scene. This is the show versus tell, but
19:24
it almost always takes more time to
19:26
show than to tell. And so
19:28
rather than cut the scene, they trimmed
19:30
it and had people explain what happened.
19:33
And then got the information across that
19:35
way. And for all of the massive
19:37
liberties that the Lord of the Rings
19:39
movies take with the books, one
19:42
thing that they were doing while
19:44
trimming down the long stuff and
19:46
cutting out things they couldn't include,
19:49
they were also adding drama constantly,
19:52
extra character conflicts, extra points of
19:54
drama to make it as exciting
19:57
and as compelling as they could.
19:59
Right. Well, and scenes to
20:01
show like they would cut
20:03
five big chunks in this might be easier
20:05
talking because some of those chunks can be
20:07
kind of long and then you can take
20:09
those and construct a scene that does the
20:11
legwork of some of those scenes. I
20:14
always point out one of my favorite changes
20:17
is the scene where Sam gets sent away
20:19
by Frodo and comes back. And this is
20:21
my favorite change I think in all of
20:23
the Lord of the Rings films and it's
20:26
very contentious back in the 2000s people hated
20:28
this change. And it's my favorite because not
20:31
having read three books worth of material
20:33
of those traveling together, it's
20:36
hard for you to get the same
20:38
sense of Sam's loyalty in
20:40
the film that you can in the books, particularly at
20:42
that point where you've seen him grumbling
20:45
and complaining. And
20:47
there's a danger that the film audience would
20:49
start to say, why is Sam even here?
20:52
And so you construct a scene that
20:54
some people think is against encounter to
20:57
the personalities of characters that Frodo would
20:59
send Sam away and Sam would go.
21:01
But this scene by him returning
21:04
and saving Frodo the way he
21:06
does like that whole thing works
21:09
so well to prove Sam's loyalty is
21:11
his superpower that it replaces chapters and
21:13
chapters and chapters in the books. And
21:15
you could have instead replaced that with
21:17
a conversation where Sam is like, Mr.
21:19
Frodo, you know that I'm the most
21:21
loyal person that ever and you're a
21:23
member of this time. I will never
21:25
leave you. Well, and that scene
21:28
also gives us the shorthand
21:31
for Gollum is insidious and
21:33
manipulative. Yep. And Frodo is so corrupted
21:35
by the ring, he can't think straight
21:37
anymore. Yep. And you get those all
21:40
showing rather than telling and compressed
21:42
and short. It's just
21:45
a brilliant example
21:47
of how to take what
21:49
is in a book and make something new
21:51
that works on the screen to convey the
21:54
same information. And it's so powerful. One of
21:56
my very favorite moments. And so, yeah, I
21:58
Think that that's part of it. The problem with
22:00
Golden Compass is it just didn't. Have those
22:02
things which is a real shame because
22:04
again the visual design of the casting
22:07
testing us so good. And you can
22:09
tell the people making this film read
22:11
and enjoyed the book and we're trying
22:13
hard and we've all done something where
22:15
we sit down to write something and
22:17
it doesn't work and I can see
22:19
that happening on the screen and my
22:21
heart goes out to them. Rights: There
22:23
are some time some people make something
22:25
and it seems so opposites to the
22:27
concept of the original that my heart
22:29
does not go out to them shall
22:31
we? Say lights I now I haven't
22:34
been able to bring myself our to
22:36
last us now rings of power. I
22:40
wouldn't say that, and Rings of Power is not at
22:42
opposite thing, But out yeah I would say that on
22:44
something like halo. The. Hill a television
22:46
show Where It Slide Us. Clearly
22:49
had very little if any love for
22:51
the source material for a vibe set
22:54
the games gives and we're trying to
22:56
tell a completely different story with the
22:58
one license they had access to exactly
23:01
and not to say something, might enjoy
23:03
that story. it might be well told,
23:05
minutes less minds. But. It's
23:07
not Halo. Yeah, I hear that season two
23:09
might be better. I haven't watched any of
23:12
it because they can't bring myself to be.
23:15
So what's next? I think
23:17
part of the issue is
23:19
that we could be at
23:21
the end. Of the blockbuster
23:23
era. That started with Jaws,
23:25
The Godfather, and Star Wars right?
23:28
Which is a big deal. We
23:30
don't know yet, but we could
23:32
be there and that's a shakeup.
23:34
We haven't seen Hollywood. For.
23:37
Fifty years and the
23:39
fact that major blockbusters
23:42
with tent actors and
23:44
ten franchises that gets
23:47
a decent critical reception
23:49
or flopping. Is.
23:52
a very big deal for hollywood and
23:54
so what's next is i think scarier
23:56
than it used to be yeah and
23:59
you know If we're seeing the end
24:01
of the blockbuster era, it
24:03
is more because of technology
24:05
and viewing patterns than
24:07
any artistic merit of the movies
24:10
that come out. I
24:12
do think that the superhero era really
24:15
took blockbusters to their
24:17
apex, right? Yeah. Like,
24:19
here's the thing and everything is going to
24:21
cost $200 million now or more, $400 in
24:24
a lot of cases. I remember when
24:26
Waterworld came out and it crossed $200 million
24:28
and was at the time the most expensive
24:31
movie ever made and everyone lost their minds
24:33
and today that's small change. Well
24:35
the other thing that they did is, so
24:39
I say this fully aware that I am
24:41
part of one of these, right? These connected
24:43
universes are a potential house
24:45
of cards. Yeah. Because
24:48
one of the problems that I've been
24:50
very aware of in the Cosmere that
24:52
I want to be very careful about
24:55
is when people
24:57
stop following it, getting
25:00
back into it is really
25:02
hard. For instance, if you skip
25:04
five James Bond movies and then you decide
25:06
to go see one, you're not lost. Yeah.
25:09
You don't have a problem at all. But if you skip five
25:12
MCU movies, you're not going to go
25:14
see the New Avengers movie, which is
25:16
their kind of linchpin where they expect
25:18
to make their money back having spent
25:20
a lot of money setting up these
25:22
characters. And that
25:25
can be a house of cards. In spite of that,
25:28
I think that if I were
25:30
to predict what's next, it's what we can
25:32
already see growing and what we've had for
25:34
10 years, which is long form storytelling. Well,
25:37
I think that that's, but is that at its
25:39
apex? I don't think it is. I
25:41
think they're continuing to come out. I think, for
25:44
example, I watched The English
25:47
on Amazon with Emily Blunt and Chaske
25:49
Spencer. It's only five episodes and
25:52
they're an hour long. And I realized, oh, this isn't a
25:54
TV show. This is a mini series like we used to
25:56
have on TV when I was a kid. And
25:58
if what we see now is the rise of
26:00
the miniseries. I would love that. A
26:02
story that is too big for a
26:05
movie and too small for a
26:07
show and so you're just going
26:09
to give us four, five,
26:11
six hours of really well done
26:13
long form content. It
26:16
seems like that might be the sweet spot
26:18
that we haven't hit yet. So here's the
26:20
problem though, they're going to have to stop
26:22
writing those like network television shows. This
26:25
is the problem with Rings of Power.
26:28
This is the problem, as much as
26:30
I like it with Ted Lasso, this is
26:33
the problem with Wheel of Time to an
26:35
extent is this idea of
26:37
we aren't embracing the new form. We
26:39
are trying to write a network show
26:41
that just has 12 episodes
26:43
and so the interconnected tissue, the
26:45
long form character arcs, it
26:48
doesn't feel like a 12 hour movie. It
26:50
feels like 12 episodes with
26:52
all the foibles of a 24
26:55
episode season just shorter. Just compressed.
26:58
Well and I do think that
27:00
Game of Thrones has a
27:02
lot to do with how those shows are
27:04
constructed. Rings of Power did not need to
27:06
have 10 separate stories with the cast of
27:09
millions but Game of Thrones was
27:11
successful so of course it did. And again, I
27:14
really do like the whole team working on Wheel
27:16
of Time. I think they've done some great things.
27:18
But one of my big fights with the show
27:20
runner has been, he's like, well this
27:22
is how we do it in television. I'm like,
27:24
but this is how we do it in long
27:27
form storytelling. And what you're
27:29
making should be more like the
27:31
long form storytelling rather than the
27:33
episodic television that is his background.
27:35
That's what he knows how to
27:37
make and I can't
27:39
blame him entirely because you come
27:42
from network television, you learn how to make a show.
27:45
But I think this
27:47
is my big problem with some of the
27:49
streaming shows is this idea. I want them
27:51
to write an entire season and
27:54
I want them to workshop that entire
27:56
season and I want them to get
27:59
those scripts good. and then film that. And
28:02
I don't see that happening a ton. I see
28:04
them sitting down and coming up with a concept
28:06
for the season, sending someone to start writing, someone
28:08
else to start writing, you to start writing, yours
28:11
gets done. You tell them we need you to
28:13
finish your scenes that are taking place in the
28:15
same place as this one because we got to
28:17
have our film date next month. So they will
28:19
film those three scenes from those three episodes written
28:22
by three different people, workshopped a little bit, but
28:24
then you get it back and then you're doing
28:26
like the scripts are never done by the time
28:28
they start filming. That's not how Hollywood
28:31
television works. And that
28:33
really bothers me because I can
28:35
see it in their storytelling. And
28:39
say what you will of a long form book series
28:41
like The Wheel of Time or something, you
28:43
pick up one of those books, Robert Jordan
28:45
had a chance to revise that whole book
28:47
and create a make it exactly what he
28:49
wanted it to be for you rather than
28:51
even if some of the stuff he came
28:53
up with off the cuff while I was
28:55
working on it, he got a chance to
28:57
integrate that all. And so I
28:59
hope you're right. But I hope they're
29:02
also willing to tell stories a little
29:04
bit more like a film. Because
29:07
you usually don't start filming your film until
29:09
your scripts done. I know it happens sometimes.
29:12
Little Donald over here is like, Yeah,
29:14
I've seen that happen. But yeah,
29:17
sorry, I call him Little Donald because I
29:19
know, because you know, you need to call
29:21
him Donald the Younger, not Little Donald because
29:24
he got small. Him first. Yeah. And then
29:26
I went to his wedding reception and I
29:28
met his father. And I was like, Why
29:30
are you my age? Because I'm like, he's
29:32
my friend. He counts as my age. You're
29:34
supposed to be an old man. And that's
29:36
not how it was. Guess what, Dan? Ben,
29:41
you're old.
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