0:00

So, hi. Um,

0:05

apparently we have been sent

0:07

more ice cream. Yeah. We're

0:10

going to do something fun with it. I'm

0:12

excited. Well, you came up with it. I know, but

0:14

I'm excited to do it. So I

0:17

sat down and Dan said, here's what we're going to do. As

0:20

soon as I heard we had more ice cream, I'm like,

0:22

well, we don't want this to totally be just a moc

0:25

bomb thing. We want to actually, you know,

0:28

be doing other activities than just ranking food. We've

0:30

done that a little bit lately, but we do

0:32

also like to eat ice cream. We

0:34

do. So how do we solve this

0:36

conundrum when someone sent us a bunch of ice cream

0:39

they think would make us laugh and

0:41

we want to make use of it on the

0:43

podcast, but we also want to do something more

0:45

than just eat and rank. Yeah. And

0:49

we didn't want to do a tier list. We

0:51

thought maybe we could do like an interview, like answer

0:53

questions like we did with the hot wings, but you

0:56

know, I don't think that the ice

0:58

cream will be so incredibly cold that

1:00

we can't think properly and answer questions.

1:02

Yeah. So what we're going to do,

1:04

it is apparently murder themed

1:07

ice cream or murder pun

1:09

themed. And so you

1:12

and I are going to tell a story. We're

1:14

going to weave a tale of

1:16

food heist and each

1:18

time a flavor comes out, that will affect what

1:20

we do with our story. So we have no

1:23

preconceived notions. We're going to get the first one

1:25

and it's going to be our seed for

1:27

coming up with our own food heist.

1:29

Well and Brandon says that he just

1:31

found out about this when I told

1:34

him I found out about it about

1:36

two minutes earlier. So

1:38

if this is a giant disaster,

1:40

then, then people will be getting

1:42

what they expect from this podcast.

1:47

So let's go. Let's go. We

1:49

need our first flavor of ice cream and

1:51

there's eight. You said there's 11 11. I've

1:55

been, oh my stars open

1:57

immediately. Cold case ice

1:59

cream. Open immediately and it says evidence

2:02

on it. That's pretty fun. Okay,

2:04

so did you guys already open this?

2:07

Yes. Yeah. Okay good So you did

2:09

open it immediately But now you're and

2:11

we will not find like a bunch

2:14

of spiders or something You

2:16

almost sound disappointed. Well a spider

2:18

themed ice cream could be fun

2:21

I can think of nothing worse than a spider

2:23

themed ice cream So

2:27

okay, there's a black envelope black envelope

2:29

with a bunch of stuff in

2:31

it Oh, that's nice including evidence bags. See

2:33

what's in this evidence bags Did

2:37

you yeah, so here's

2:39

a golden spoon that is shaped like a

2:42

shovel Do you want to eat

2:44

out of a golden shovel spoon? Okay. I don't know

2:46

if that's what that's for I'm

2:48

going to wait. It's actually a game. It's actually

2:50

a game Maybe we don't need to make up

2:52

a bunch of nonsense garbage. You guys didn't read

2:54

this thing Sorry,

2:57

Octavia dead and she's not here. Okay under

3:01

the bus always Mm-hmm. So

3:03

wait, it's a murder mystery ice cream

3:06

murder mystery. Oh, I also have a

3:08

shovel So we have to actually solve

3:10

their case we have solved their case

3:12

Well, I think we are likely to

3:14

extrapolate anyway, because this is what we

3:16

do Okay, but cold case conundrum and

3:19

ice cream taste test game Okay,

3:23

okay how to play objective

3:26

to identify as many of the mystery ingredients

3:28

in each of the six cold case

3:30

flavors as you can Interesting.

3:32

Okay reward

3:35

bragging rights and an

3:37

official cold case officer ranking

3:40

Okay number of players one or

3:42

more Okay, I'm gonna

3:44

go out on a limb and say that if

3:47

you are playing an ice cream eating game by

3:49

yourself You

3:51

need to talk to somebody Wait,

3:57

I maybe shouldn't open this do not open I

4:00

always put the now do not open if

4:02

security it out of the security since I

4:04

was you that opened it should tell us

4:06

in the instructions when we open it and

4:09

twelve supplies. Six pints of decadent cold case

4:11

as be. So apparently the eleven count was

4:13

also. Will. Blame Octavia for

4:15

that. We have another box over here

4:17

so I know there's at least eleven

4:19

different flavors and against twelve points out

4:22

there. Okay, okay, it's a small cup

4:24

or bowl for each player. We.

4:26

Have not been provided Us now verbal us

4:28

we have sort of that trap sticks for

4:30

each player. We don't judge how you eat

4:32

ice cream. Okay, Piece

4:36

of paper and writing you tensile for each player.

4:39

I think they'll record week and yet

4:41

we can do this in our heads.

4:43

Blindfolds optional. Out yeah

4:45

if you are by yourself. Eating

4:48

an ice cream taste testing game line

4:50

says it. Then

4:52

they we are incredible friends. Yeah,

4:55

K Select A Game Commissioner.

4:57

Adam. Your the game Commissioner, you're welcome.

4:59

Or maybe Commissioner Gordon? is that what I

5:01

just heard Game Commissioner that will lead the

5:04

players through the game. Note to Commissioner. Answers.

5:06

For flavors can be found in

5:08

your black cold case folder on

5:10

individual pages for each paint under

5:12

the heading scene of the Crime

5:14

and Evidence So yep, wherever that

5:16

is. That you do. You have

5:19

that stuff. I. Did? I

5:21

don't think so? The

5:25

only thing I saw where the to white pieces of

5:27

paper right there those might be die that as know

5:30

that one does have. The. Flavor Hey, this is a

5:32

letter. Dear Brand and

5:34

then and Jang Steel team. We send

5:36

our condolences to everyone who was subjected

5:38

to Joel's cruel ice cream torture last

5:40

week. This boxes reminder of what good

5:42

ice cream tastes like. We know the

5:45

damage has already been done, but hopefully

5:47

this can ease the pain and restore

5:49

your faith in frozen dairy and nondairy.

5:51

For Dan. Consider this a

5:53

token of our gratitude for the fantastic

5:55

content your team puts out. Long live

5:57

the Butter bandits! how cats

6:00

Don't open that folded one because that

6:02

seems to be okay. That's for the

6:04

commissioner. Okay for the ice

6:06

cream commissioner, okay Prepare

6:08

the six pints of ice cream make

6:10

sure each flavor has been removed from

6:12

the case and softened to a scoopable

6:14

consistency scoop small portions of

6:16

each ice cream flavor into separate cups or bowls one

6:19

at a time I Have players try

6:21

each point and write down as many ingredients as possible Note

6:24

guess major flavors or mix-ins not ingredients

6:26

like sugar or milk They

6:30

have been around editors before They

6:33

have I'm gonna take this box and we're gonna

6:35

actually okay, you're gonna do that. Yep. Yep

6:38

Okay, players can use their sense of taste

6:40

smell and texture to identify the flavor. You're

6:42

not allowed to use your site

6:46

Or your extra sensory

6:48

perception or your hearing

6:50

if you can hear like Prey

6:52

leans and I don't know what to tell you After

6:55

testing each flavor the game commissioner will

6:57

reveal the ingredients in each pint circle

7:00

each correct guess Total the

7:02

number of correct guesses and use the total

7:04

to receive your official cold case rank. Oh,

7:06

man I'm gonna

7:08

rank is the green rookie. Oh You

7:12

know walks into the murder scene

7:14

and then his next scene

7:16

barfing outside Because

7:19

it's too much to handle too much

7:21

to handle their lowest rank on here

7:23

is actually traffic cup Oh,

7:25

okay. Oh someone who makes this ice cream got

7:27

pulled over a few too many times What

7:31

other ranks now people are a

7:33

pickup corporal detective captain chief of

7:36

police and Sherlock freaking

7:38

home I Am

7:43

shooting for at least corporal. Okay, suit and

7:45

for corporal and can I take that

7:47

sheet as the commissioner? I'm not sure if you still

7:49

need it. I don't thank you. Yeah, maybe I

7:52

do. I don't know We

7:54

have a scorecard here. Okay, if someone gives me

7:56

a pen I can write down. Oh, you've got

7:58

a bunch of pens Kind of.

8:00

Man, if only we had a pen at this

8:03

table. Only this podcast existed

8:05

specifically so that I could... I

8:10

was thinking about signing the other day. And

8:13

I was thinking about the fact that

8:16

I will never be able to secretly switch

8:18

to an auto pen. If

8:21

you don't know what an auto pen is, if you're

8:23

listening, it's what the politicians use to sign all their

8:25

documents. Not the documents, the

8:28

letters. No, it's like a machine that

8:31

duplicates the signature exactly. Maybe

8:33

even with a little variance in it. And so when

8:36

you get your letter from whatever favorite politician

8:38

that you've sent a donation to or something,

8:41

it comes back with a signature. They just

8:43

have a pen going in the

8:45

other room signing that politician's signature

8:47

on everything. It's very common in

8:49

their world. Not so much in the

8:52

author world. And though Ursula Le Guin invented

8:55

an auto pen that you

8:57

can sign long distance with. I

8:59

think you even got the patent on it. Someone will

9:02

have to double check me on that. But I know

9:04

it was her invention that... Ursula Le Guin invented a

9:06

span read? Yes. The

9:09

long pen. I believe she may have even

9:11

called it that. The long pen. Which is

9:13

the idea that she signs and there's an

9:15

auto pen machine somewhere else that is tied

9:17

to that. And I

9:20

am almost certain. It's been many, many years. But that's

9:22

where the idea for a span read came from. It's

9:24

from Ursula Le Guin because she wanted to be able to

9:26

do a book signing for people when she

9:28

was not well enough to go to the signing. And

9:31

so you could basically have

9:34

her on the phone chatting with the people and

9:36

signing their books. That's pretty cool.

9:40

You may want to double check me. I got

9:42

to look that up right now. But this is

9:44

the story as I remember it. My

9:47

memory is sometimes flawed.

9:51

That's OK. But I'll never be able to

9:53

switch to doing what the politicians do because everyone

9:56

expects me to sign their

9:58

pages live. Lab

10:00

I have camera sometimes live on

10:02

camera but either way on camera.

10:05

Someone's. Someone's going to get

10:07

the spans morning right here that I just

10:09

signed when they they buy their copy later

10:12

this year. That's pretty cool. Ursula

10:14

Le Gwyn, Long. Pen

10:16

doesn't actually return any results.

10:19

Maybe it's not Ursula. Maybe

10:21

it's Margaret Atwood. As.

10:23

To Science Fiction for Margaret Atwood? Yeah,

10:25

does you think I sometimes because those

10:27

two had their dialogues during the era

10:30

when I heard about this, But I

10:32

think he was Ursula. Ah,

10:34

Ursula Le Gwyn. remote signing

10:36

also yeah, don't anything. So

10:39

I don't. All with area

10:41

the long pan that gets

10:43

a hits. Margaret. Atwood. Oh

10:45

I did you make time. It was

10:48

Margaret Atwood, not Ursula Wentz Den. And.

10:50

I sometimes like I've read both of their

10:52

works and of them they're very distinct. But

10:54

when I was in college. Ursula

10:56

Gwen challenge Margaret Atwood for her kind

10:58

of dismissive comments of science fiction. and

11:00

they had this big long dialogues in

11:02

some of the literary magazines that we're

11:04

going around and saps. I'm not surprised

11:06

that I mixed up who did the

11:09

Long Pink as it happened right around

11:11

the same time that I was reading

11:13

these magazines. I think the article about

11:15

the Long Ten was in one of

11:17

those same magazine of those. Yeah, yeah,

11:19

probably so Margaret Atwood. Invented.

11:21

Margaret Atwood A long distance saying. I

11:23

assume she is an avid listener of

11:25

our showed sounds. I personally think you

11:27

Margaret Atwood for inventing the lump. And

11:30

I'll have you know that she walked

11:32

back a lot of her comments about

11:35

science fiction after these discussions with Ursula.

11:37

Excellent. Or I hey hey

11:39

every area of down are you writing

11:41

down both of your vibrator right? We're

11:44

going to community. Oh. Is it

11:46

over to have election? We're trying to do their

11:48

I the head to head down Before I before

11:50

I had allowed to use your sense of cited

11:52

said on the paper. i think that

11:54

sense the site was implied okay with

11:56

allowing the others because this is this

11:58

definitely looks like a cookie

12:01

butter or a some sort of

12:03

cinnamon-y buttery mix. That's

12:11

definitely a cookie

12:13

butter rather than just like graham cracker.

12:16

That's Biscoff cookie butter.

12:18

So number one, I don't know what

12:20

we're gonna name this. There's

12:22

a little blue hat on this pen. Yep,

12:24

there always are. Wow. Okay,

12:27

you said cinnamon as well. I don't know, I

12:30

was visually identifying cinnamon. I'm not

12:32

sure. Like cinnamon seems to be a part,

12:35

like I'm not getting strong cinnamon. And

12:38

you guys should be using your fancy spoons. Oh,

12:40

oh, should we? I didn't know if we

12:42

were supposed to open those. It says- I think that's

12:44

just for- Okay. They came with spoons

12:46

on them. Donald, why did you bring

12:48

us spoons? We were supposed to deduce that we

12:51

need to use our spoons. This seems like the

12:53

kind of joke Donald would play. Yeah. To

12:56

specifically say they have fancy gold shovels

12:58

they could eat this with. So

13:01

if you're doing this together- Somebody come open my-

13:03

Yeah. If you're doing this together,

13:05

I can write your guess down and score

13:07

as well. Okay. Or am I just an idiot?

13:10

Brandon used scissors. I used scissors. What?

13:13

Yep. But

13:16

they talk about there being multiple ingredients. Yeah,

13:19

so it's gotta be more than Biscoff

13:21

cookies. It's gotta be Biscoff, but the problem

13:23

is what the flavoring of the ice cream

13:25

is, is strongly overwhelmed

13:29

by the- I will never eat

13:31

anything without this golden shovel. That

13:33

is the perfect gift for you.

13:35

It's so cool. Yeah. Okay.

13:41

This is head and shoulders

13:43

above most of the ice creams that we have in our

13:45

last test, so. Crossing

13:47

off cinnamon. Yeah. Definitely

13:49

putting vanilla on here. Do you think? I

13:51

think there's vanilla in it. Are you

13:53

having some, Adam? If they bring some

13:56

to me, yes. But I expect

13:58

a golden spoon. Get

14:00

a shovel out of the garage so that

14:03

he doesn't feel left out. I

14:05

mean we got the obvious one. I think there's gonna be

14:07

an obvious one. I think it's

14:09

gonna be like... Ginger

14:13

or something like that. Does ginger

14:15

usually in a Biscoff? It's in

14:17

gingerbread. I feel that little hint

14:19

of something like that. I

14:22

don't know. I mean there could be vanilla

14:25

in that but I'm not honestly

14:27

able to taste it. We'll just

14:29

head off whatever eventual argument. There's like an

14:31

actual name for cookie butter that has like

14:33

two O's in it. And

14:36

if it says that... We get it.

14:38

We count. Name. Dan and Brandon by

14:40

the way. Do

14:44

we want to name this flavor? There's a space to name the

14:46

flavor. Oh

14:50

it's gonna have a pun. It's gonna be

14:52

cookie butter themed pun. What's

14:56

the name of the cookie butter? It's

14:59

got some goofy name that's like Recluse.

15:02

It's not that. But it's

15:04

like that. This

15:07

could be like gingerbread cookie

15:09

butter. Speculous. Speculous. That's right.

15:12

I'm gonna call this one

15:14

suspect-ulous. Ah well done.

15:16

I approve. Well done. Were

15:19

you guys voting vanilla or no vanilla? I

15:21

mean do we get points off if we...

15:23

It doesn't say. So we might as well.

15:25

Anything that we mentioned. Sure. We'll

15:28

put them all on there. Cinnamon's back on

15:30

the list. Ginger. Horse. Radish.

15:36

I was just gonna say horse. I'll add horse

15:38

radish too. Horse?

15:41

You know I had a... If we don't

15:44

get penalized for wrong guesses. Yeah. It's

15:46

true. I had a good friend

15:48

that I knew who was Mongolian and he

15:50

extolled the flavor of horse meat. And

15:53

horse milk. And I mean when

15:56

you come from a stat people whose

15:58

grand heritage in... involves the

16:01

greatest nomadic horse lord culture

16:03

on earth. I think that perhaps you

16:06

use all pieces of the horse. You use

16:09

every part. Yep. Okay.

16:12

I added Wasabi on there too, just in case horse radish.

16:15

Just to be specific, we got them both. Do

16:17

we want to make a guess that's like maybe

16:20

accurate? I

16:23

might have to start taking points off. These are the

16:25

guesses. You don't

16:27

get to do that. You're the

16:29

green commissioner. I need a commissioner

16:31

Gordon ice cream pun. Which branch

16:33

of the ice cream government

16:36

are you? There's already a pun

16:38

in it's alliterative. The ice cream

16:40

commissioner. So

16:42

you're not the ice cream judiciary.

16:45

Yeah, exactly. Imperial ice cream. I'm

16:47

adding graham cracker even though it's wrong. Just

16:51

in case. Alright, let's go. Let's get them.

16:53

Get the next one in here. This will help us with

16:55

the... No, no, no. We need to find

16:57

out what this one was first. Do we? No,

16:59

I think it's way more interesting as we're talking

17:01

about because people won't remember on the podcast. Yeah,

17:04

that's true. So I will read this one. They

17:06

named this one Flight Risk. I

17:09

like yours more. But

17:11

this is Vanilla Base with Biscoff

17:13

cookie crumble and Biscoff swirls. So

17:16

there's only two things. Kaching,

17:19

the two that we got are

17:22

correct. See, I was

17:24

thinking they would try to hide more in there to make

17:27

it more difficult. And

17:29

so we have to know now

17:31

that we're really only looking for

17:33

two or maybe three flavors. So

17:35

if we get one that's like,

17:37

this one has raspberries, blueberries, and

17:39

several lightning bugs. Several

17:42

lightning bugs, eh? Okay. What's

17:44

this for? Well, this is... Oh, thank

17:46

you. ...queen courses. Okay, this

17:48

one definitely has like some yellow cake in it or something? No,

17:53

that's just a sugar cookie or a snickerdoodle.

17:58

Don't you think? Yeah, but I don't think it's... Cinnamony

18:00

enough to be a snicker. No, it's just a

18:02

sugar cookie probably just all mushed up in there.

18:05

Yeah This one

18:07

has sugar cookie. Whoo. I just got it. I

18:09

actually got a hint of cinnamon. I think I

18:13

Don't put cinnamon on all of them. Aren't I? Mm-hmm.

18:15

I just like cinnamon So

18:17

remember at the beginning of this we promised we were

18:20

gonna tell a murder story Oh Snitcher

18:22

doodle. It's a snitcher doodle.

18:25

Snicker doodle Love it.

18:27

Snitcher doodle. Okay, so

18:29

they found these suspect you

18:31

loose Someone

18:34

someone was drowned in speculus

18:36

and cookie butter someone snitcher

18:38

doodled on the mob See

18:42

we got rival gangs. These are two cookie

18:44

flavors, right? We

18:47

got rival gangs Do

18:50

you think that that you might be right that that's not

18:53

a snicker doodle but don't know because there's definitely You're

18:56

absolutely right. So is it

18:58

just sugar cookie? What's the base? I Mean

19:04

I think it might be vanilla again, it

19:06

doesn't taste enough not vanilla. Mm-hmm is

19:10

it just cinnamon ice cream with one

19:13

of these days they'll have like a Vanilla

19:16

adjacent flavor like sweet cream

19:19

or something like that. Mm-hmm. Try to get us. So

19:22

We should always write sweet cream and vanilla

19:25

as our base is just to cover it in

19:27

some case vanilla sweet

19:30

cream Yeah,

19:32

that's all I got for you, I

19:34

think it's just sugar cookies and cinnamon Yeah

19:37

with some sort of base but a

19:39

very mild base. All right. All right.

19:42

Okay. This is a snicker doodle cinnamon

19:44

base with homemade Snicker doodle cookie chunks

19:48

We are so good at eating ice

19:50

cream Wow, we are not gonna be corpos

19:53

we're We are way past

19:55

try. Yeah. Well, what we have already passed traffic

19:57

since this is 12 pints. I am

19:59

going to double The point allotment for you

20:01

to do six of them. Yeah, because we'll run

20:03

out of time. Okay. Okay. So where are we?

20:05

How many points are we counting snickerdoodle on that

20:07

one? It seemed like he switched it I kind

20:09

of wrote down everything you said we were definitely

20:11

on snickerdoodle at the end. Mm-hmm. We

20:13

nailed that one So

20:17

do we have like Four points. Yeah,

20:19

you are now corporal. We are now

20:21

corporal. How many of the max points? Max

20:24

points, it's 20 to 25 for Sherlock freaking

20:26

Holmes 20 to 25 But

20:29

we've gotten every everything so far. Yeah,

20:31

basically. So I don't know if you're counting the points,

20:33

right? Because if we're

20:36

gonna get to 25 in six, then

20:38

there needs to be an average of

20:40

three point Well, they've said

20:42

the place every time. Yeah, there's got to be four

20:45

ingredients in each one Or

20:48

maybe the later ones get harder. The

20:50

first one is vanilla base. Yeah with

20:52

Biscoff cookie and Biscoff swirl So okay,

20:54

I kind of only think there are

20:56

two flavors in that one. So I'm

20:58

doing two points Okay, both got how

21:01

would you double to four points? Oh,

21:03

I think this is based off of six points.

21:05

That's after six Okay, so I was going to

21:07

double the points required because they sent us 12

21:10

But if we're only going to get through six,

21:12

yes Oh, we're definitely only getting through six. We're

21:15

at 23 minutes right now So we

21:17

can do the other one another time. All right.

21:19

Okay. Well, this is just strawberry ice cream I don't

21:21

think there's anything else in it I

21:26

That's strawberry. Yeah. Yep. That's it

21:29

needs a cool pun name. What was the real

21:31

name of the snickerdoodle one? Not

21:33

as good again. Not as good

21:35

as city city. Diddle was fantastic

21:38

snitcherdoodle Feel

21:40

free to change your names. Mm-hmm. Okay,

21:43

we should not be putting down the names of the people that

21:45

sent us free ice cream Your names are

21:47

good Your ice cream

21:49

people you can't feel bad. That's

21:52

right professional writers Came

21:54

up with a really good name bad

21:56

pun makers Okay,

21:59

what's the good? Good pun on strawberry. Okay.

22:02

Um... Strawmanberry? That's

22:04

where my mind is going, but

22:06

it's more political than crime. Mm-hmm.

22:09

Straw battery? For bad-

22:12

Hahahaha! Assault

22:15

and strawberry? Assault and strawberry?

22:18

Hahaha! There we go. Assault and

22:20

strawberry. Yeah. I

22:22

like that one. Or assault and strawberry. What

22:24

sounds better? I like straw

22:26

battery. Straw battery. I think that the pun on

22:28

that one is tenuous enough that we need to

22:30

give the extra hint. Assault

22:32

and strawberry is what I've named this, and

22:34

strawberry is the ingredient that I have written

22:37

down for it. Are they gonna be

22:39

sneaky on us? I'm gonna write vanilla

22:41

on here. Like, I

22:43

don't think there's raspberry or anything else

22:45

hidden in there. It really tastes like

22:47

strawberry base with actual strawberries. Like, there's

22:49

real strawberry in that. So

22:52

it's strawberry base with frozen strawberries

22:54

mixed into it, is my

22:56

guess. I'm gonna just write squared

22:58

next to strawberry. Okay. Alright, what do

23:00

we got? This one is strawberry to

23:02

life. Oh, there's

23:05

better! There's is better! They totally

23:07

win this one. They nailed that

23:09

one. And this one is five pounds

23:11

of farm fresh strawberries mixed with our

23:13

sweet cream base. Oh, I forgot to tell you

23:15

to put sweet cream on everything! Ahh!

23:18

I told you the last time! They were

23:20

gonna sneak us! I knew

23:22

they were gonna do it! I

23:24

knew they were gonna get us! And they did

23:26

it! And we even thought of it! We were

23:28

lulled into a false sense of security by just

23:30

eating strawberry ice cream. We are not gonna be

23:32

Sherlock freaking Holmes! We

23:34

might! We were so close! Is strawberry

23:36

and sweet cream in strawberry

23:39

chunks? Yeah. So we got

23:41

strawberry and strawberry chunks. It's just a sweet

23:43

cream base with strawberries. Okay, well, yeah, so

23:45

we were only at five. Where

23:49

at five? But they totally beat us on

23:52

the thing. Five out of a total

23:54

of six possible. Yeah.

23:56

Is where we are. We've missed one. Okay. Yeah, I actually

23:58

don't know how they're doing their part. point system on

24:00

this because to get 25

24:03

on six pints I think is impossible.

24:05

Is this peanut brittle? Well there's two

24:07

or three flavors that they mention. Yeah

24:09

they need to get to four. Yeah.

24:11

We'll see. We'll see. That's a butterscotch,

24:13

isn't it? I don't know. I just have

24:16

some hard chunk of something. I haven't tried it yet. I

24:18

don't have any of the hard chunks. Judge,

24:22

I need some of the hard chunks. I

24:27

need a praline, whatever that is. Is that

24:29

a praline? Ring Brandon, his hard chunk. This

24:34

one's odd because that's not

24:37

quite a

24:40

caramel and not quite a butterscotch. What

24:42

is it, Dan? I swear, some

24:45

kind of brittle, like a peanut brittle. A peanut brittle? I

24:50

believe Donald has found you a chunk. OK.

24:53

Is there a chunk in there, Donald? Brought

24:57

the man his hard chunk. No,

25:01

I don't got chunks. You're going to have to rely on

25:03

you for chunks, Dan. I

25:05

think we need to get Brandon a chunk because I think

25:07

it's important. Yeah, for

25:09

naming this, I don't know the without.

25:13

Can I just name this flavor, bring me a

25:15

hard chunk? It

25:20

still is a sound. It

25:22

seemed chunkless. So you

25:24

got the chunk. There was one chunk. That

25:26

can happen, you know. One

25:28

chunk. There's something to this flavor.

25:31

It's not. It's

25:33

like a caramel. This

25:36

is an odd one. Hey,

25:39

Don. Wait. Come try some of this.

25:41

You call you an oringer? Yes, I am. I'm phoning a friend. There's

25:44

something weird about this flavor. What

25:46

is it, Don? It's just

25:48

butterscotch. Are you sure it's just butterscotch?

25:52

It's an odd butterscotch if it is. There's

25:54

something else with it. I feel it. Write

25:58

down caramel and butterscotch. And sweet. Cream

26:00

and vanilla to try this one. I'm

26:02

not as earth there's a sunken there

26:04

but it kind of okay as far

26:06

more butterscotch set that. Smoke.

26:09

Or him. I got

26:12

a chunk. okay vanilla. The.

26:16

Honeycomb or something? Honey.

26:19

Honey Comb Moon I read as

26:22

many com and a minaret. honeycomb.

26:26

Out don't don't give a sense. Of

26:29

his his. I'm gonna ride, You

26:31

know it? Though Yahya okay

26:33

you if you don't know what it

26:35

is year year totally on the tracks

26:37

were recruiting dandy audio men Den and

26:39

my wife don't is here off camera

26:41

so she is also. That

26:43

is how brilliant horton what that is. That.

26:47

Currency thing. I

26:49

may say, honey. Give me honey on

26:51

there yet? Honeys on here. Damn. Yeah.

26:56

Yeah. It's the honey cake. The

26:58

name of this flavor is. Bring.

27:00

Me: a chunk of butterscotch

27:03

and or honey. or honey.

27:06

I killed a man or something like

27:08

that, right? Like if it's honey, Honey,

27:10

I killed the kids and thirty six

27:12

years its ups us, honey. I killed

27:14

the kids. That's a that's a good

27:17

title. Never. A family

27:19

friendly now. Wow, I kill

27:21

another major ahead I honey

27:23

I killed the cream commissioner.

27:28

Okay, what else do we do with honey? With

27:30

bee. Aren't

27:33

we are on! I didn't like

27:35

her. Honey Butterscotch was great. Aunt

27:41

and outside of the editor killed heads.

27:43

Okay what it? What? is it? For

27:45

real? So the name of this one

27:47

is Killer bees. Oh honey. And.

27:50

This is a homemade a honeycomb ice cream.

27:53

Bay. I'm. So nailed it. Yup,

27:55

I usually don't. I did occur as

27:57

very poor without. Without day we had.

28:00

The get that chunk. Yup say we nail

28:02

down one. Yeah whammy points to be up

28:04

for that honey. I know that's the only

28:06

flavor they mentioned so I think we have

28:09

to give for maximum points per one. Yeah,

28:11

I would have suicide them be. I guess

28:13

we're going to get to twenty four so

28:15

I'm giving us the when on name for

28:18

honey. I kill ya. A Killer Bees is

28:20

good if a good night it's all too

28:22

obvious. Kate: okay yeah go will our first

28:25

chocolat. And also the

28:27

first time I spilled on myself

28:29

there's a saying in the south

28:31

lit did visually looks like Gorgonzola

28:34

cheese so I hope Saddam has

28:36

suffered under putting it on a

28:38

press of a sudden that look

28:40

like elder like a gorgonzola. Yes

28:43

now. Gorgonzola

28:45

sees. Okay,

28:49

Man. They're big jumps in an. Open

28:52

their currency. That

28:55

a rice bus. It

28:58

looks the shape of like of. Rice

29:01

to add some money buddy. One.

29:05

Hundred percent some money by the

29:07

ice cream. That's cool. The

29:10

Up: So. Our dreams of.

29:14

Stake in Gorgonzola cheese ice cream

29:16

did not as now it's a

29:18

money by the ice cream the

29:20

use of just write down a

29:22

rice crispy just in case I'm

29:24

projecting. But. Muddy Body is

29:26

usually a peanut butter, white sugar

29:28

and sex know who. I'm

29:31

not getting checks out of this. This is

29:33

absolutely Texas isn't. Yep and gonna get

29:35

it. Even has the right shape. So.

29:38

Yeah, there's definitely peanut butter. Yeah

29:41

the up. And

29:43

Help. Guide.

29:47

So I have written down. Gorgonzola.

29:50

Muddy Buddy Chocolate rice tix, Peanut butter. Anything else

29:52

we need to add to that wix? It could

29:54

be a twix. Muddy Buddy. Or

29:57

I were going to throw curveball. I'd use that crunch

29:59

ups and twix make. The baby out of it.

30:01

moon. You.

30:03

That chocolate, right? Yep. That's.

30:06

Not why truck on the outside of that money, but he is it.

30:10

Okay, I'd get the weirdest flavor. Which.

30:12

Girl I know is Gorgonzola cheese. Like

30:15

there was a savory flavor in there. Was.

30:17

There Yeah, that's I have to hunt

30:20

through this again. The

30:22

savory flavor. How. Are we on

30:24

the wrong track to? we just visually say

30:26

they look like my buddies and we we

30:28

went the wrong direction. I swear

30:30

there's peanut butter in there. Maybe that's the

30:32

savory as you got a bid. I don't

30:35

know. This is gonna be as enjoyable for

30:37

all of our listeners or viewers as it

30:39

is for me. And when I have really

30:41

enjoyed the see really into I wanted me

30:43

analyze about the know right? That's totally. And

30:46

yet. There is again. What

30:48

Is that? There's

30:51

some kind of like it's soft gooey

30:53

thing. That. Is

30:55

not sweet. I'm gonna just

30:57

call it cream maybe. Oh yeah it's

31:00

makes were very put sweet cream. They

31:02

might be hiding sweet cream in the

31:04

guide. Sweet Korea they my bag. Vanilla

31:06

okay we need name's flavor. A

31:09

half. Yeah. Buddy Buddy. I mean

31:11

Buddy in the mud, Buddy. And that.

31:14

They. Guess there's some sort of shallow grave

31:16

aloe grave. Muddy

31:19

A. Shallow. Grave

31:21

is a pretty good not upon name not

31:23

apply to good Need is a pretty good

31:26

name because it's dirt and there's there's a

31:28

buddy in the dirt garage. Shallow grave but

31:30

I'm also going to write muddy Body which

31:32

I believe Taylor said and done via whether

31:34

the island has this. that's a really good

31:36

when. Yeah. Slightly risque

31:39

as well, so. All

31:42

right outside it's where are you guys are

31:44

gonna I think. Love their name. yeah it's

31:47

serial killer. It has money, buddies are made

31:49

out attacks o l I do miss that

31:51

when dan serial killer because every person that

31:53

ever read my books as told me that

31:55

pun sinking their the first person to at

31:57

told me that poem and you have it.

32:00

Shirt. Based on it you still should have been

32:02

able to guess at. I know I should have

32:04

day and I'm gonna give you full points on

32:06

this one because this is homemade money bodies in

32:08

our chocolate base with peanut butter swirl. Yeah.

32:11

So you're a disgrace in the peanut butter. Damn, it was just

32:13

a peanut butter. There's just a little bit of salt and a

32:15

peanut butter and that's I was getting. Yeah, Egg

32:17

Island. Pretty sure that you. The

32:21

sucks like am it's like a cheesecake.

32:23

a friend is gonna be a strawberry

32:25

cheesecake or something. And they

32:27

are. You did a strawberry so maybe this is gonna

32:29

be a raspberry. Litter:

32:31

sherbet. Oh. Is it death? It

32:35

is. As pineapple. What's.

32:38

The Red think. This. Is

32:40

a apple lava flow ice

32:43

cream. At. You

32:46

know, Loveless to be Nick

32:48

Lotta with. Strawberry. Swirling. Type.

32:54

That's definitely strawberry been able. To.

32:59

Make. Sure yet, cream on their. I

33:02

don't think it has cricket. You know

33:04

that's part of how you make a.

33:06

A panic lot a stream, right? So

33:09

you mineral. Strawberry. Pineapple

33:11

Cream. I'm writing sorbet

33:13

on him. Through.

33:16

Nelson of. Know

33:20

that's definitely shrubbery that's not raspberry. Call

33:23

it love is the final ingredient

33:26

lavished with think I. Love.

33:29

I'm writing love on here. To

33:32

have a name for this one. Let's

33:36

see. Lava flow

33:38

her. Blood. Flow.

33:41

Blood flow and very appetizing.

33:43

His ass. Arg.

33:46

A can do a strawberry plan we already

33:48

have one Her sign and pineapple you video

33:51

pineapple pun. And you could

33:53

just name it unnamed Pineapple Time. Undisclosed:

33:56

pineapple plant. by

33:59

the way i'm too Totally. Between Shallow Grave and

34:01

Serial Killer on the last one, I'm

34:03

giving the win on the name actually

34:05

to Muddy Body. Mm-hmm. That was that

34:07

was my favorite. And Serial Killer is

34:09

very good. It

34:11

is the better name for their ice cream brand. It's

34:13

just we've heard it too many times. Yeah. Okay.

34:17

Ssssspmvvinski... This is our

34:19

last one. Yes, okay. We

34:22

need you, We need the Killer name. Ooooh...

34:28

Okay, cross... Diiiiiiiiiinapple?

34:31

Ahhhhhh It's

34:34

a triple pun because you're dining on BRAVE.

34:36

You're dining on it, and it's an apple.

34:39

Oh my gosh, a Dineapple? How

34:41

do you, How would you spell Dineapple? I always

34:43

put Rid ofid shared That's

34:45

what I wrote! Apple. Yeah. Yep.

34:48

Okay. Dineapple. I'm really proud of that one.

34:50

Dineapple. Anytime you can get a double pun

34:53

in your pun like that. This feels like...

34:56

A song from like, Babymetal

34:58

or something. Yeah. Dineapple!

35:02

Okay. What is it? What do we

35:04

got? This is our first dairy-free ice cream. Yep. And

35:06

we're correct on that. Mm-hmm. Ah-ha! Its name is Miami

35:08

Ice. Miami Ice.

35:11

Okay. And this is a

35:13

fresh pineapple base with strawberry jam

35:15

swirls. So full points. Yep. Which gives

35:17

you a total of 20

35:19

points. So congratulations Sherlock Freaking

35:21

Holmes. Okay, we did it! SHERLOCK

35:25

FREAKING HOMES! I'm

35:27

gonna write that on the top. Is

35:30

it freaking or freaking? It's

35:34

important to know if there's a G on the end of that

35:36

or not. I did not put a

35:38

G on the end. I put a... Freaking. An

35:40

apostrophe. Okay. There you go. Wow! I

35:43

was worried that we would do very poorly at that, that they

35:45

would hide like... Yeah! ...secret ingredients, but

35:47

they're all pretty... They were like... ...good flavors

35:49

that... Mint and also...

35:52

Did you have a favorite? I

35:56

think... I don't know, the

35:58

muddy buddy one was really good. Yep. But

36:00

it was very sweet, and

36:02

I'm not really a sweet...

36:05

I think the first one. Okay. I'm

36:07

just a fan of cookie butter.

36:10

I think I might go

36:12

with the last one. I really like myself

36:14

a nice virgin lava flow. Whenever I go

36:16

to Hawaii, that's what I'm ordering. So.

36:20

Okay. And in terms

36:22

of names, you and I got four

36:25

points. And Taylor got one? They got one and

36:27

Taylor got one. But they get kind of a

36:29

half point on Serial Killer. Yeah, we should give

36:31

them Serial Killer. But Taylor gets

36:33

a point. Taylor gets a point for Muddy

36:36

Body. So anyway, everyone

36:38

watching, this is Cold Case Ice Cream.

36:40

This is Rockwell Ice Cream. Rockwell Ice

36:42

Cream. This is just a brain that

36:44

they did. This is a thing that

36:47

they have, the Cold Case Conundrum, and

36:49

you can play this game. That

36:52

was pretty cool. We assume. We don't know if they

36:54

actually sell this. I mean, they didn't make this just

36:56

for you guys. They did.

36:58

Who knows? They spent

37:00

all this work just for us, and then we

37:02

just made fun of their names. Hey, who's Holmes

37:04

and who's Watson? Do we make

37:07

Adam Watson? I think we make

37:09

Adam Holmes, and you and I are

37:11

both Watson. Okay. How

37:13

was that, Ben?