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when it's like one fifty one, so ten weeks from now. One one

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have you ever had a one fifty one shot that patrone? No one is

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that it's green alcohol? Well, no one fifty one is um and it's

1:07

just that it's a type of alcohol. No hold on, Stan my name.

1:11

My name is Eric, and every week we give you some of the

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weird stories from our lives, our families, our brothers, our friends.

1:21

Internet one hundred it's what is it? A hundred proof right rum? Well,

1:25

I would assume one hundred and fifty one proof. Roum right, No, it's I don't love this hard fifty one proof. I don't know.

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You tell me you're the alcoholic connoisseur out of the two of us, because

1:34

I don't drink this rum. I'm sure it will it will if you.

1:38

That is actually interesting is that you do are an alcohol connoisseur, but you

1:41

don't have it on display as some other people we know that have them on

1:44

display, because you know why as a dad, now, I don't think

1:48

it's a good idea to have. Yeah, yeah, well, but you

1:52

know what, growing up, I had it all over the place growing up in my house back in the day. But I think now, you know,

1:57

you just gotta be more cognitive. Max knows one and iPad is you

2:00

can google that very instantly. We're back in the day. We're like, what's that? I don't know? Yeah, right, brown bottle, brown

2:06

bottle? What is the brown bottle? Daddy? But HBO Max has now

2:10

launched his Max as of this podcast recording this past fact, get ready to

2:15

download another app on your phone or iPad or probably x crap. You're right

2:21

unless it auto updates. I just thought it was just auto update and change

2:24

colors and everything. Nah, that's not what it's a fun story, is

2:29

the thing? How many times we had to download a new HBO app over

2:31

to the like past decade because you had HBO Go Hbo. Now you had

2:37

the DC Universe app, which was the time being for something, then you

2:40

had h BO Max. This is like the fifth time you've downloaded an app

2:44

just to watch HBO content. That's aggressive, don't you think? Yeah?

2:46

I think it just why do they keep screwing it up? Though? I

2:50

think just still like, oh, look at all these people flourished our app,

2:53

but not legacy content. You ask you, because I bet people are wondering maybe or I'm just wondering, why did they go to Max again?

2:59

What was the reasoning for this? Because it's not just HBO Apparently tagline is

3:02

that it's more than just HBO, which is stupid, but essentially it's the

3:07

Warner Brothers Discovery at Warner Media Global Digital services. Yeah, it's not an

3:13

abbreviation for anything. Wow, but it's the main thing is is HBO plus

3:16

all the like TLC, HDTV. But I can still use HBO Max though,

3:23

Yes. But the interesting thing is with HBO Max they won't have new

3:27

content going on there, so you can watch all the legacy content on there.

3:30

But like Clone High came out today, Shazam Fear of the Gods came

3:35

out today, aren't on HBO Max because they're on the Max app, so

3:38

they're mutant you to go watch new content. Also, if you watch Secession

3:42

or Barry but Her Spy Masters a match that came out last week. But

3:47

Barry and Secessions finales series finales are this Sunday, the only way to watch

3:52

them is by going to the Max app. The worst movie ever created is

3:54

on Jupiter Ascending. Never seen it? You've never seen it? Tar Tarn

3:59

Channing Tatum is a wolf boy, right, an alien wolf guy? Yeah?

4:02

I don't know, um, but so get ready to download max apparently

4:05

well Eric's doing it right now, so we'll see how seamless it is.

4:09

Really. It's supposed to auto import it. Did there? We go?

4:12

Oh? No, you don't have profile icon and you don't have a no,

4:15

because what profile icon you got pick because now you have all the discovery,

4:17

you're gonna pick doctor Pip. Oh, I got picked Joel. That's

4:20

you. Go back to Joel, not you. You're Joel in my heart,

4:27

I'm not gonna oh, thank you, welcome? Are you? Are

4:29

you a Rick and Morty? Oh? They got the Sesame Street characters and

4:32

cookie Monster. I wouldn't pick Oscar the Grouch more for you than anything else.

4:39

Don't prove it, don't prove the point. You're about to prove the

4:42

point and get kicked in the fish and call you old this time at least

4:47

m nothing. Do have a fun fact that you real quick. My cousin

4:51

Brian has been listening to our podcast what he thinks it's great. He also

4:55

listened to it so you can fall asleep. So good night, Brian.

4:58

Well I appreciate you. I don't know if that means we're a good podcast.

5:00

Asleep to it. He likes to listen to podcasts so we can fall

5:03

asleep. And so you know, was he how old is he? Is

5:05

he your age? Now? He's older than I am? Okay? Was

5:08

he one of those kids that had to have the DVD player VHS player going

5:12

on like being needs white noise. I gotta watch this movie to figure out

5:15

if I like it. Also there's an audio podcast. So what a movie

5:18

do you have to watch? So should I dune? So should I delete

5:23

HBO Max? Then yeah, because now it's just everything's on Max. You

5:26

don't need the HBO Max anymore. Oh my god. I probably hide it

5:29

for a couple of days just in case they do anything weird with it. But right, Oh, and then the TN t app you won't need to

5:34

I don't know why you have the TNT. All this stuff on TNTs on

5:36

HBO Max. No side a who watch live basketball games? Okay, makes

5:43

that's why you have to have it. You have to have this to watch

5:46

live basketball games. And you know it showed that I used to watch all talent that I haven't watched them. Innute Snowpier, Sir, I think it

5:51

ended. It's all on HBO Max. Now is it on the Max?

5:55

On Max or HBO many time the v digs one yes, the guy the

5:59

guy from m Hamilton. Yes, it's on HBO Max. Now. I

6:01

like the movie was really good, but here's the thing. You watched the

6:06

show. So I don't know if you like the movie as much. It's

6:09

Chris Evans. Well, the guy you know who made snow Piercer. The

6:11

movie at least the movie was a guy who did Parasite. The director who

6:15

made Parasite made a snow piercer in the movie. Was Parasite again? That

6:18

was the one where the families underneath the cupboard? The Korean movie that one.

6:21

I never saw that movie. What's a good movie? Was it?

6:25

Really? So? I've been told I've never watched any there. Don't tell

6:28

me what the oscars told me. I don't trust the oscars. It's like you don't trust a Graham. It's funny, is you remember how we were

6:32

in an era of like there was always parody movies of something like there's like

6:36

late nineties, early two thousands screaming eighties The Airplane was a parody of everything

6:42

kind of started at scary movie. Scary movie. Where we've talked about this

6:45

that I thought ghost Face was that. That's what ghost Face doesn't scare me. Watch the Scream six, by the way, last weekend. It wasn't.

6:50

It was all right. It wasn't as good as the other scream um,

6:54

but we had Love Movie. There was Epic Movie. I didn't know

6:59

this. There's the Wayne's brothers apparently had a very shady deal with the producers

7:02

of scary movies, which is why they did like Haunted House or whatever it's

7:06

called. They also did a movie fifty shades of gray and parody called fifty

7:11

Shades a Black. Yeah, and I saw Netflix the other day. I

7:14

was like, oh, wow, look, that was it hilarious. Didn't watch it, but I was like, I probably know what we're gonna get

7:17

into with this. But yeah, yeah, they had a lot of a

7:20

lot of loved all those movies. Grouping all those movies. Good times,

7:24

good times man, you know, as you young kids, you're learning about

7:27

it now. I actually know. I lived movie an epic movie. You

7:30

know. Epic movie was the one where they made fun of all the Night

7:33

I can't hardly wait, noig movie like they made fun of I think that

7:39

was the Narnial one. I think it was like the last one. I

7:41

think epic movie. Uh yeah, that's the one where they made fun of

7:46

Narnia. What was the one where they made of like fun kind of hardly

7:48

wait? And that was Love Movie? Was that Love Movie is that what

7:51

you're talking about, are you? Oh, you're talking about not another teen

7:55

movie, not another tea. That's other thing. Had this discussion about Mara.

7:59

I've never seen that movie. I thought that was an actual rom com and not like a parody movie. You've never seen nine other teen movie?

8:05

Yeah, buddy, I was like, oh yeah, Like for the longest

8:09

time, I thought it was an actual one. But it was parody. And it's on Netflix, is it? Yeah? I wanted to watch it,

8:15

but more I opted to say no, so we didn't watch morea we're

8:18

watching it, you know, it's funny. Watched Disney Fairytale Wedding instead,

8:20

and my goodness. I talked about this on Crisis on It Fit podcast.

8:24

Disney Fairytale Wedding is the millennial grown up version of those Disney sing alongs from

8:30

like the nineties and eighties. Yeah, it is essentially just like, here's

8:33

the parks. We're promoting the parks, here's everything about the park you need to know. But this couple is getting married in between it. Hey,

8:39

all you millennials trying to get married. That an upsets of wedding shows come

8:43

to the parks and more has been watching in the past like week. Then

8:46

I was like, you've been watching this without me? And I posit as like I knew you would posit five seconds in the episode to point out where

8:52

the thing was in relation to everything. And so that's been great, and

8:56

I've convinced her she is going to are you wearing many ears or Mickey Ears?

9:01

During our trip she said she wasn't going to. Now she's gonna do

9:05

it. You were, you were turning into a Disney adults every day Disney

9:09

new this. Have to find the right hook and then you get them for

9:11

life. Disney Fairytale weddings, that's all they had to wait for on her,

9:15

so they just they do the wedding at the park. That's crazy.

9:18

Yeah, the spensive is probably super expensive, all these shows, all these

9:22

more about the question up is like do you think the show pays for everything?

9:26

I think they paid to a degree, Like I think all these couples

9:30

were going to do a wedding and dins like let's film their story because they're

9:33

cute or something like that. There's just two seasons. One was ABC Family,

9:37

one was Disney Plus. They haven't made any since. But how many

9:41

weddings can you have? Differently, No, I mean no, Like so

9:45

the first season was in like twenty eighteen, the last season was in twenty

9:48

twenty. You could tell the difference because the Avatar land was there. A couple got married there, a couple got married and like when Galaxy's Edge wasn't

9:56

a thing, the Star Wars Park and they got there. That probably has

9:58

a lot of weddings the show like promo like like here's the newest cruise liner

10:03

and this couple is getting married on it and here they are doing their vows

10:05

and the boutique and they're shopping and all this stuff. Would you want to

10:09

do if you could? Yeah, if I could, if you had bookoo

10:16

bucks, I mean why not? I mean I feel like you don't have

10:20

to. I don't stay in the park. But they got venues that like look really nice, Like you wouldn't even know they were in the park until

10:28

we looked up that one time. Dan the fancy hotel fancy, Yeah,

10:31

would you do it there? Oh? Yeah, that's that's a fancy That's

10:35

where the wedding like uh like service is based. There's rich Carlton Disney right,

10:39

No, probably is every type more on I staring. It technically had

10:43

a Marriott on Disney property. I gotta next year. I think next year

10:46

might be the year you want to use married bonvoy points. I got you,

10:50

I have boy, but yeah. Um. Also speaking of Disney,

10:56

the Star Wars hotel is closing, so you pitch you didn't hear by that?

11:00

What? Yeah, Star Wars Hotels closing in September? And why too

11:05

expensive? It was like twelve It was like twelve hundred bucks for two nights.

11:09

And it wasn't only like a three night sty eight hundred bad wasn't like

11:11

a three night night max Like it's a two day like trip. And I

11:16

talked about it on the on the Crisis podcast where it really was like,

11:20

uh, like a summer a date, a weekend fall camp where you go

11:24

there's a storyline, you get your food, you go out for a day,

11:28

come back, and go home at the end of the trip. That's

11:30

what that was. So so what are they going to do with it?

11:33

Who knows? Good? I got a revamp? I think it. They don't revamp it, but they either convert it into a Star Wars themed hotel

11:39

that is just a hotel because it has all like here's the dining hall,

11:43

you pay for food, separately. Here's your gift shop, here's your hotels.

11:48

Maybe did you you wanted to do it right? I did. I think it would have been cool. The price was just so expensive for two

11:54

nights forty or two people was forty eight hundred. It's not even worth it,

11:56

man, I mean, granted, do all the man for what I'm

12:00

doing in September, it could equal out. I don't know, but no,

12:05

because did you get the robes and everything right? Or no? What when you went to the Star Wars hotel, didn't you get the robes?

12:11

No, you have to buy the robe, but it's exclusive. That's the

12:15

only way you can get the merch. Like when I go in September, I'm hoping like, oh, we're having a going out of business sale or

12:20

some isssu and it's all in the park you can buy and stuff like that

12:22

that they're they're gonna whoop the wazoo for the twenty eighth and then now it's

12:28

done. Could you be there to see it? Yeah, you can't see

12:33

it. It's like in its own separate area. If you Disney has like

12:35

a main highway, uh huh, like connects all the parks. You can

12:39

drive by it, but it looks just like a normal ass, like Bill,

12:43

just roll up to them, like I just want to walk in. No, you gotta like have the reservation and everything, but I totally you

12:48

should go that. The week that you're there, you should definitely try to

12:50

go in. Like, hey, it depends if they have closing because on

12:54

certain tidy, I'm great, let me in. They like let the people

12:58

come from the park. They're like, go into the park. I feel

13:01

like if we're there that day, so just roll up on a brother,

13:03

I'd be like, what's up? My name's look into that. We're looking

13:05

into that. Just tell more to act cool, you know, but you're

13:09

making years on. Let's go. All right, So me and hoodie today

13:13

are gonna go to cook out. We talked about last week. I almost

13:16

backed out because I needed to help out Max's mom with something. But now we're going. We're gonna go. We're taking two, We're taking a station

13:22

vehicle. I'm kind of excited now getting hungry too. I need to get

13:26

a coffee. It's gonna be good. Here's what you do. You trust

13:28

me? So yeah, it's like the question double tray. So technically it

13:31

the double tray sounds like it's a lot. But it's it's like eight or

13:35

it was eight bucks last time I bought. I don't know what it is

13:37

now. Um where it is? You get one big one entree and then

13:41

two sides. Here's the thing. You could also do just two entrees instead,

13:46

and you gotta get cheer wine. You have to get cheer wine.

13:48

Okay, I want to try this chair wine, cher cherry Cooke, cherry

13:52

cola essentially. Okay, if you screw but then we're gonna go to Sonic

13:56

too. I'm not today, but eventually Sonic next door. I think there's

14:01

a Sonic closer to here than it is in Virginia. All right, well,

14:05

no, is there maybe somewhere? Yeah, I'm Frederick. I'm ready.

14:09

So here's the thing. We're talking about this because one it's a hyped

14:11

up spot that's not in the DMV. We talked about French fries and I've

14:16

seen TikTok comparing that Cookout has the best burger fast food wise. Um,

14:20

so this not in the area. Eric's mother of his child asked, what's

14:28

cookout? Thought I was actually cooking for air. Actually thought yeah, because

14:31

I called her to confirm something and she thought that Cookout meant someone's going to

14:35

cook out, because she's like, it's so early in the day to have a cookout, and I was like, no, it's never too early,

14:39

too early, it's never got back fast cookout. But but I'm excited.

14:45

Yeah, and uh, it's only it's the closest one the area unless you

14:48

go in like ninety five and do Fredericksburg and all that good stuff. But it's not in this area. So I hype it the most. And no

14:52

one in this area knows what I'm talking about all the time unless they go

14:54

there. Specific Wait, I thought that's the one we're gonna go to. The one in Fredericksger. The one in Nassasca's closer because because of traffic and

15:01

highways and stuff like that, they close at three am. Yeah, because

15:07

originally cookout was made for like college towns. Forty nine minutes, forty nine

15:11

minutes, can't get any close, can't get any Yeah, but we're excited

15:16

and it's gonna try it. We'll talk about next week and see what happens.

15:20

Is this thing even open? The pictures so old it's not even open.

15:22

Yeah. Yeah, probably from a nascess area, I believe it.

15:26

I doubt the Google car goes that area a lot. I'm not gonna lie,

15:31

but what are these hush puppies? Oh yeah, hush poppies. They got cheese curds there. You don't need to get a milkshake. That's gonna

15:37

be too much for you. But they have good milkshakes. Oh yeah.

15:39

Their case ideas are really good. Get a hamburger case. Is the line

15:43

usually that's the dry through line, but the in person line isn't that busy?

15:46

They have corn dogs? Yeah, they have corn dogs. Is this

15:50

the cherry wine? Let's prey the cheer wine. Yeah, cheer one cheer

15:52

wine or cherry one cheer wine, and you can buy it in an actual

15:56

store in the can. Why I know about cheer wine is I went to summer camp in high school and this camp exclusively had the first cheer wine vending

16:06

machine ever. And that thing sold out every day, that first cheerwine.

16:11

It was the first time cheerwine head a vending machine like that, exclusive,

16:14

just cheerwine only vending machine, and that thing was sold out every day.

16:18

Baby. All right, well, I'm excited. I can't wait to see

16:22

what this tastes like. And if you screw me, I'll kill you.

16:25

So that's fine, it's okay. But before we get there, though,

16:29

it's time for some we talk about real people posting real connections, really miss

16:36

connections, and the dm me you can go to Craigslist or keep Google DC.

16:40

Funny enough, I just have to type miss connections and immediately goes there

16:44

every time, right, going for the last like six months? Hell,

16:47

yeah we have. So we got a couple of them. Yes, interesting,

16:49

A lot of them have innuendos that we need to think if they really

16:52

want something or not. Eric, you get the first one. Need real

16:56

volunteers who have experience working on long assignments and will work on it to complete.

17:03

Reach out if you think you can help. Now here's the thing.

17:07

You said complete, but they said work on it until completion. Oh craps,

17:11

So this is a subtle someone to help me out until we both completion.

17:18

What does that mean? Not? That mean they want sex sex and

17:21

they need someone to volunteer for them. The next one also is an in

17:26

Uno, which I love it. Hamilton. Where the hell is a Hamilton?

17:30

Oh it's pass Leesburg. Still need my driver dairy to me Hamilton?

17:36

Looking for someone to come by my place or meet for transfer of food for

17:40

the food bank drive tomorrow. It's still only ninety nine it's still only nine

17:45

forty pm, so you can stop in any time till about one am.

17:48

Interesting that you need milk delivered to you at nine pm till one am.

17:52

Come by my place and drop off your dairy products with me. I can

17:56

take it all down to Leesburg. I think that's also about sex. I

18:00

mean, and she's willing to travel to Leesburg to meet you for dairy products.

18:06

Yeah, exactly, See, they think they're subtle. We know the

18:11

game. We've been doing it for six months. We know what you're talking

18:14

about. Talking about sex, all right? This next one, No,

18:18

that's not one. I didn't want that one. That was sexy ebony ebony

18:22

f seeks hot and male DMB. Hello, seeking a friend for some hot

18:26

times. It's been so long since I've had some, and would like to

18:30

find a nice active partner, maybe a good workout partner to send picks,

18:37

numbers and sizes. What that's interesting that you would meet for sex And they're

18:41

like, all right, let's go work out. We just worked out.

18:44

We're really working out that much. I mean, you gotta get a full

18:47

pump, and you gotta get the leg day hoods. I mean you're not

18:49

doing it right then, No you're not. Oh my god, this guy,

18:55

you're not getting a full body workout. I can't help it. You're

18:59

not seasoned. Nah my legs? All right? This next one's another.

19:07

It doesn't seem like an innuendo, but it is Los parking lot. I

19:11

park next to you and saw you needed help, so I stopped and gave

19:15

you a hand with heavy load in your vehicle. You said it was very

19:18

nice and helpful and even helped clean up some that spelled. I left without

19:23

getting your contact, but I hope to see you or anyone with a heavy

19:27

load soon. I really don't mind being helpful. Who's hooking up in a

19:33

Lows parking lot? I mean, if it's what one's Los closed? Never

19:38

are they like Walmart where if you have a camper you can stay overnight.

19:42

You know what I mean. Los has a big parking lot, not as

19:45

big as like a Walmart parking lot, but you know that Walmart parking lots,

19:48

if you have a camper you're allowed to stay overnight. That makes sense. I've seen that at the Walmart by like my mom's house. Yeah,

19:53

it's always camper. There's a sign and a certain some Wegmans. Yeah,

19:57

interesting but heavy loads lo all right? Looking for Bigger Richard. Looking looking

20:03

to contact Big rich in Prince George's county. Excuse me, I helped you

20:08

with some tires and a jack off on third have information about a job,

20:15

Ready to help, but need your contact info. Another see another innuendo there

20:21

jacking people off on thirty jack off and the next one final one looking for

20:26

woman My treat Wheaton hour or two of your time for Saturday night or anytime

20:33

Sunday. Is one of our more traditional missconnections. Thirty two handsome Latino five

20:37

foot seven hundred ninety pounds can host or travel four twenty friendly. Oh they

20:41

like the bud. They like the bud, the bud. But that does

20:45

it for misconnections. That does us for this shorter episode not really went the

20:48

same normal time we did say. Now we get to go to cook out

20:52

and we're gonna follow us along on our Instagram at Andrew Hoodie with Hawaii and

20:56

at mister Eric V. That's m R E R I see kV. Sometimes

21:00

I think Eric doesn't even know how to spell his own Instagram. That's why

21:03

I remind him every week. I know how to spell it, yet,

21:06

same bad time, same bad place, same bad time, same bad channel.

21:10

Sure, okay, I always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy

21:14

and Batman. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,