20. Back on our BullshitOur heroes awake after four years to find a world in turmoil. Who can save it? Not these rambling idiots. What CAN they do? Well, talk about single life, married life,...

19. The Perks of Being a Cyclops

Mar 19th, 2014

19. The Perks of Being a CyclopsPaint, cake and things we hate. What about hair? Joe cares. His skin? Not like a fin? Ok, no more rhymes. Portland is covered in mold and Joe can probably fix...

18. Kayak-Man.

Mar 6th, 2014

18. Kayak-Man. What up, daughter? In this show, Kellee paints, Joe dies in Spelunky, Juan Pablo gets called a dick and Uber is named a bag of douche.Also, Joe gets weird about nips, Kellee loves...

18. Kayak-Man.

Mar 6th, 2014

18. Kayak-Man. What up, daughter? In this show, Kellee paints, Joe dies in Spelunky, Juan Pablo gets called a dick and Uber is named a bag of douche.Also, Joe gets weird about nips, Kellee loves...

17. Levis 501 Cat Sex.

Feb 27th, 2014

17. Levis 501 Cat Sex. In this show: Joe practices childhood sorcery, Kevin Spacey is murdering people and Kellee finds a douchebag blogger. Also: menstruation, shakes of the shamrock variety, and...

17. Levis 501 Cat Sex.

Feb 27th, 2014

17. Levis 501 Cat Sex. In this show: Joe practices childhood sorcery, Kevin Spacey is murdering people and Kellee finds a douchebag blogger. Also: menstruation, shakes of the shamrock variety, and...

16. Almond Cowlicks

Feb 19th, 2014

16. Almond CowlicksIn this show: Kellee’s movin’, Joe went boozin’, and Brock is still snoozin’. Also: Bletblue, bangs, godly hi-fives, outrunning a tiger on an airplane, and demon yawns.

16. Almond Cowlicks

Feb 19th, 2014

16. Almond CowlicksIn this show: Kellee’s movin’, Joe went boozin’, and Brock is still snoozin’. Also: Bletblue, bangs, godly hi-fives, outrunning a tiger on an airplane, and demon yawns.

15. Noodlecock Appledick

Feb 4th, 2014

15. Noodlecock AppledickAll aboard the struggle bus! On this show: Allergies suck, curse words are cool, Aziz Ansari is funny, Bruno Mars has hair, and my car is covered in a salty load.

14. Unethical Giraffe Fights

Jan 29th, 2014

14. Unethical Giraffe FightsOn this week’s show: Literally everthing, annoying drunks, manipulative girl scouts, Mitt Romney, sick boyfriends, and cheeseburger buttholes.

14. Unethical Giraffe Fights

Jan 29th, 2014

14. Unethical Giraffe FightsOn this week’s show: Literally everthing, annoying drunks, manipulative girl scouts, Mitt Romney, sick boyfriends, and cheeseburger buttholes.

13. A Silent Haircut

Jan 15th, 2014

13. A Silent Haircut Joe and Kellee discuss Austin, criminally awkward haircuts, boning with socks on, and gummy worms all while sipping some coffee over brunch. Then things get gross. Featuring...

13. A Silent Haircut

Jan 15th, 2014

13. A Silent Haircut Joe and Kellee discuss Austin, criminally awkward haircuts, boning with socks on, and gummy worms all while sipping some coffee over brunch. Then things get gross. Featuring...

12. Express Yourself

Jan 7th, 2014

12. Express Yourself In their grossest episode yet, Joe & Kellee swap puke stories, Taylor Swift, “me” time, Taco Bell’s definition of a Nacho, and doggie butt glands.Theme song: Sleeper Agent “Get...

12. Express Yourself

Jan 7th, 2014

Episode 11: A Head of Many Tongues

Dec 31st, 2013

Episode 11: A Head of Many TonguesBack from a holiday break, Joe and Kellee discuss awkward family moments, dogs making messes, moving out, adding a third, Miley Cyrus’ concave buttphone, and tongues...

10. The Power of Heart

Dec 17th, 2013

10. The Power of HeartIn a slightly “real”-er episode, Joe and Kellee break down MySpace Surveys, paying for MTV, Religion (oh man), Cinnabon, self-worth after college, and then explore Captain...

10. The Power of Heart

Dec 17th, 2013

9. Mulanhantas

Dec 11th, 2013

9. MulanhantasShivering in the dead of winter, Joe and Kellee discuss incredible albums, Kevin McCallister, sexism, and ultimately determine why snow sucks. Also, Joe is a Disney idiot.

8. Bubblegum Dick

Dec 3rd, 2013

8. Bubblegum DickOn this week’s show: Food children, stoned teenagers, snobbish wine, green bean casserole, homeless boyfriends, and awful bubblegum.Theme Song: Sleeper Agent - “Get Burned”Outtro:...

7. Wizard PotentialBracing their guts for Thanksgiving, Kellee and Joe discuss awkward parents, life as an emotionless brick, Lady Gaga, deep-fried fingers and sex-deprived magic powers.Theme song...

7. Wizard Potential

Nov 26th, 2013

7. Wizard PotentialBracing their guts for Thanksgiving, Kellee and Joe discuss awkward parents, life as an emotionless brick, Lady Gaga, deep-fried fingers and sex-deprived magic powers.Theme song...

6. Parsley and Me

Nov 19th, 2013

6. Parsley and MeOn this week’s show, Joe relives his texting mistakes, Kellee hates a common Italian herb, and a majestic glittery creature is discovered.Theme Song Credit: Sleeper Agent - Get...

6. Parsley and Me

Nov 19th, 2013

6. Parsley and MeOn this week’s show, Joe relives his texting mistakes, Kellee hates a common Italian herb, and a majestic glittery creature is discovered.Theme Song Credit: Sleeper Agent - Get...