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Oh. It is not

0:43

a great day. I hadn't podcast

0:45

because me more Mister Han totally

0:47

botched the introductory clap. Would you

0:49

like to do it again? Or

0:52

shall we just roll with as

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Just Roll I'm so embarrassed. or

0:56

I am I right. Anyway,

1:01

Retail. You guys a story that happen with

1:03

my neighbor So Josh and I were. He

1:05

was looking for a new car and it

1:07

was a Saturday afternoon. We went to the

1:09

car dealership her an hour and a half

1:11

or so. We. Pull back

1:13

up to our house. And. There

1:15

are about six

1:18

children. And our

1:20

front door. Under the

1:22

ages of maybe seven really?

1:25

Six. Of them. And they're standing at

1:27

the door with their hands. And we

1:29

have a glass front door. One of

1:31

those glass pivot doors. Their hands are

1:33

all over it. Tabby.

1:36

And cha cha are going. Fucking

1:38

been named as as dogs

1:40

do, right when people come

1:42

to the door. And I'll

1:44

add that Tabby, in particular

1:46

doesn't really like children and

1:48

that's his right, and that's

1:50

his choice. As. A dog.

1:53

He doesn't have to like kids, right?

1:55

and so. All

1:57

these kids are at the front door and

1:59

were like what the fuck So I looked

2:01

over and my neighbor. Is

2:04

standing there screaming and there's a couple

2:06

of other like mom. People.

2:09

With her that her parents and I like

2:11

combat. Combat and where I'm just like, are

2:13

you freaking kidding me? Said

2:15

we pull in the garage and they

2:17

get kids. Off. The yard

2:19

and dices like. I don't want anything to

2:21

do with that and Brown either. What are they doing? Let

2:23

their kids can. Bring. Our doorbell

2:26

like come on. So.

2:28

We let it go. so then. We're

2:32

seeing in the garage and I see a friend

2:34

of mine walking by. The. On

2:36

the road and I. I'm

2:39

like hey, sorry do and she's like fine.

2:41

She's pushing a stroller with her kids. She

2:44

has nothing to do with the southern neighbors

2:46

said walk down and I start talking to

2:48

her around the same time. the gang of

2:50

children. Infiltrate my

2:52

yard again. And

2:55

then their mother comes as time

2:57

and I don't know. she was

2:59

toxic aided. Or what's the

3:01

situation was it's only like four pm.

3:04

She has yeah the kids for like

3:06

we want to go ding dong ditching.

3:08

We really wanted getting dang ditching and

3:11

I was like stoughton, don't ditch the

3:13

Welsh is they won't care and I'm

3:15

like I'm actually now let's not ding

3:17

dong ditch The Welch's because the Welch's

3:20

have one child and college and only

3:22

another child at home this in high

3:24

school race and two dogs that are

3:26

gone bananas who are stressed out because

3:29

they're in like protection mode while your

3:31

kids are getting entertained because you're not

3:33

taking care. Of Us. Fate. And.

3:36

Says that she can elixir me and I'm just

3:38

like I can't believe you. Even Number one had

3:41

that thought. I'd thought it was a good idea

3:43

to say oh yeah and number two said that

3:45

out loud that yeah we'll just saw them getting

3:47

done. did the Welch's and she says she's a

3:49

nice I like her she's a she's a nice

3:52

neighbor I don't know where super well for the

3:54

kids are at my front door during their hands

3:56

all over the glass. The dogs were going crazy

3:58

and ago kids to. Isn't what you're

4:01

going appear in her kids and their

4:03

on my property. Nice as a kids

4:05

kids let's step away from the front

4:07

door. my dogs are going crazy Step

4:09

away from the front door, step away

4:11

and am and she's like okay we'll

4:13

We'll see you later in the kids

4:15

what can we go into your house

4:17

and I jokingly but serious to the

4:19

same time I go now you can't

4:21

now yell scream kids of scram shit

4:23

over there. Go back home And we

4:25

walk in the garage and Josh is

4:27

like. I love so

4:29

much that number one he told her the

4:31

kids couldn't ding dong ditch. It,

4:34

but you're really polite about it. It

4:36

Number two: He told the kids disgrace

4:38

that your point about it right? and

4:40

so. I just. Can

4:42

you believe that? Know that I cannot be.

4:44

I would have died as embarrassments my kids

4:47

were doing That I would have been so.

4:49

Grabbing them by their hair saying go

4:51

home right now These people like these

4:53

are the people that tell their kids

4:55

are great and special they are all

4:57

the time without us getting down in

4:59

their eye level and sang. Listen.

5:03

They. Don't have small kids anymore and they've already

5:05

done as. Do Not go irritate these people Bring

5:07

I love you and your great to me but

5:09

the rest of the world is not gonna think

5:11

you're as great as I might do or how

5:14

about didn't on teaching is rude. Don't.

5:16

Do it right. At seven, you can control and

5:18

winner. And middle school at a sleepover, he doesn't

5:20

have any control. What are these kids can be

5:22

doing at a middle school sleep ever? And what's

5:24

pressures? The crazy part about it when we pulled

5:26

up. Before she didn't know if we

5:29

were home or not. wait she didn't have

5:31

taking a nap and I think she thought

5:33

oh this will be a great little me

5:35

slapper less as a kid it and I'm

5:37

just like had I been at home. I

5:40

would have been so sorry I hissed and

5:43

then I felt so bad for my dogs.

5:45

Trust. A dinner Realized this could have been

5:47

going on for an hour, right? You don't

5:49

now and then as the kids are watching.

5:52

Author saying i think your dogs a kitten

5:54

baba blog which there's no question or dogs

5:56

are incredibly attractive but. They. Didn't either.

5:58

Heart rates raised. Protection Mouse Brain

6:01

Is that Manafort have? he hates

6:03

kids? Yeah. You. Have any. Probably

6:05

might have been scared Eve and that

6:07

it is. She's a sweet neighbor burrow,

6:09

you know, but I just saw it.

6:12

Seriously like this is acceptable to you.

6:14

Like do you not. That I.

6:16

Don't know. I just thought it was weird and I

6:18

like her. I don't know what Well Years said. I

6:20

thought I thought it was kind of weird. Let's see

6:23

what else strikes. He bought that story four o'clock on

6:25

a Saturday. Yep! Barefoot. For

6:28

cocktail drought, Tell Dress and Six kids. What

6:30

the fuck The all six kids are not

6:32

hers Know, I know, But I'm just saying

6:34

like. Get a baby sitter,

6:37

pitcher shoes on and leave worry

6:39

parading around the neighborhood with a

6:41

six in in. Also, why are

6:43

you not saying kids state in

6:45

our yard readers? no reason to

6:47

go ring the neighbor's door dell

6:49

doorbell? There's no reason for it.

6:51

I was just and I'm sure

6:53

other people dealt with been oh

6:55

crap like this. I think it

6:58

wishes the entitlement in the expectation

7:00

that she thought I would think

7:02

these kids were cute ragnar behavior

7:04

with suits and. That she

7:06

was encouraging, brazenly, encouraging their sense

7:08

of entitlement to say get to

7:11

go ding dong, ditch people on.

7:13

Here's what I fucking hate more

7:15

than anything on the planet. Solicitations:

7:18

Ah yes, and our fault solicitations

7:20

made by children are the ring

7:22

and my doorbell. I mean like.

7:25

Artists. Are.

7:27

You I just I don't know. I

7:29

just I could not wrap my head

7:31

around. Why

7:33

anybody thinks this is a good idea?

7:35

And there were my do when we

7:37

first put up. There were two other

7:39

mom standing in the yard so nobody

7:41

had any sense. Nobody said. Do.

7:44

Not go rang the doorbell.

7:46

They are grown adults. It's

7:48

rude. It's annoying. Their kids

7:50

are much bigger. Like

7:52

it's is at that that collectively nobody

7:54

could. I q it up enough to

7:56

figure that out. Who would eat at?

7:58

I do it up. If to realize when

8:00

a great idea. right?

8:03

That's my grievance for its day

8:05

as printing and be great neighborhood

8:07

stuff going on in my neighborhood.

8:09

Actresses right? so drops but I.

8:12

Don't. Care. And

8:14

anyway, it's. Apps and Kylie

8:16

how are you guys today? Good luck with

8:18

the I've had it. Work.

8:21

And I'm Angie. He does all wrong. welcomed.

8:23

I've had it. I'm Jennifer. You didn't say

8:25

that you did a pregnant pause to return

8:27

a big fight right now. Know because I

8:29

know a villain and Roman over to Ding

8:31

Dong? did she? Plays.

8:41

Okay, I could do that, but I

8:43

tell my kids to avoid the suburbs

8:45

but it's too dangerous or I welcomed

8:48

I've had it. I'm

8:50

Jennifer An anti. She's me more.

8:53

We. Have are Gorgeous Kylie! She's with us

8:55

today and today we're going to breed.

8:58

From. Our favorite. Patriots.

9:01

And these are of course, or

9:03

the patriots from Patria and who

9:06

have less left as their petty

9:08

grievances. And I'm going to start

9:10

off with Brian Gunderson and Brian

9:13

says. When. People

9:15

call their significant other. Or.

9:17

Best friend or whatever

9:19

quote my person. Jesus

9:23

Christ. I can't. Say

9:27

I completely agree. I have

9:29

a friend that's my age.

9:32

Single she keeps saying I just

9:34

want to find my person. And

9:37

I have told her fifty times there's

9:39

not just one person for you. Does.

9:42

Not just one in seven billion

9:44

people That says for you, it's

9:46

about timing and compatibility Is that

9:48

the person thing? It's over years

9:50

and I don't think it exists

9:52

like one per I don't think

9:54

like just came out of the

9:56

went. For you. I. Don't think you came

9:58

out of the when. For job. After.

10:01

He gets a lot of factors Will actually

10:03

we did after. We chose our mothers. Here's

10:06

how it goes down here. Here's how it all goes

10:08

down. I

10:10

chose my mother right to give birth to

10:12

me. Right I could find. My purse and

10:15

saw her it. Will we go on

10:17

vacation? We get our happy place! It's

10:20

everything you want it to be.

10:22

It it says, that's all the

10:24

stuff that we do you. It's

10:26

a fairy tale a her absolutely

10:28

And we also avoid other people

10:30

during mercury in retrograde. well I

10:32

think he is. You have to,

10:34

You've got to die See out

10:36

there you've got less absolutely says

10:38

and Jessica response to Brian's grievance

10:40

about the my person and just

10:42

can produce as I am totally

10:44

and offender as says But I

10:46

have had it when other people

10:48

say it. To be fair. All.

10:51

Of my family is dead. And

10:54

we have no contact with my

10:56

trump. Her inlaws and I lost

10:58

multiple friends to Mag A bullshit.

11:00

So. We really are friends

11:03

and we have nobody else. That

11:10

is genuinely Jessica's only purse and the

11:12

so I mean the party together can

11:14

forget it may have a yet just

11:16

he gets an exception okay Kylie or

11:18

and co and from Lucy. She

11:20

writes i've had it was a two ways.

11:23

God's gift to Narcissus includes board

11:25

members claim they are elected that

11:28

usually to volunteer no one else

11:30

wants you were tears. All of

11:32

a sudden they are in the

11:35

President's cabinet and their moral superiority

11:37

reaches new heights. The title is

11:39

absolutely on their resume and their

11:42

job responsibilities include doling out petty

11:44

finds, paddling another neighbors, and selective

11:46

enforcement of rules because they are

11:49

in middle school. Worst

11:51

of all is the monthly deduction. Of

11:54

funds that go to these clowns to

11:56

spend on smugly furniture and lighting in

11:58

the common areas. Get a life.

12:00

And go fuck yourself and

12:03

lovelace into middle finger images.

12:05

Lovely Other hey at least he

12:07

is always a she's got deadpan

12:09

humor right? Elevator on a lovely

12:12

C H always are a terrible

12:14

idea here. Will you? get. People.

12:18

That peaked in high school. Who

12:20

there. Still looking for that high

12:22

rate. of those are the people

12:24

that traffic in Asia ways with

12:26

their thirsting for power. And

12:29

they seemed to a two way is where they're

12:31

gonna be. Wielded, Big

12:33

Stack and it just invariably

12:35

is just a bunch of

12:37

such an asshole. sit together

12:39

without enough to do. Picking.

12:42

On other people. And. It's none of

12:44

their second best as I can hate it.

12:47

To you have h away and years

12:49

suburban neighborhood. Absolutely.

12:51

I do. We have a gate, right?

12:53

So yeah, and it's so funny because

12:55

I have a neighbor that I'm friends

12:58

with that was telling me that, ah,

13:01

One of the a job. Numbers. The

13:03

Psych. Out somebody me into

13:05

didn't suffer can do and h it's

13:07

not friends with what I can assure.

13:10

You that that will never fucking. Happen

13:12

like it's never ever ever going

13:14

to happen. But I mean you

13:16

get like tears when I got

13:18

em. Your trash cans or in

13:20

the wrong place like. It was just a general

13:23

reminder to the neighborhood. It's. Like

13:25

go fuck yourself, why are you worried about

13:27

when my trusty now what would happen to

13:29

your neighborhood if sit h away never? Of

13:32

say exactly what would happen. Second: nothing.

13:35

Right? Nothing. Nothing would

13:37

happen You. Know. Citing nothing

13:39

would happen by itself. Any at this reminded

13:42

me of the story. Okay so we have

13:44

like a club house for there's a tool

13:46

and there's a workout play fresh smell. My

13:48

kids were little are they wed. Parades

13:51

said the neighbor head and they

13:53

would go to the little I'm

13:55

workout place to see if they

13:57

could get an it's like locked.

14:00

Certain time out are now and they

14:02

were trying to gauge it would immediately

14:04

pop out on D H away say

14:06

stack of like pictures of my kids

14:08

like. Slammed up against the door

14:10

trying to get in. I mean, within.

14:13

Thirty seconds of it happening and

14:15

I was like, okay, so somebody

14:17

is just sitting there watching the

14:20

Third Age of the Black and

14:22

White camera outside the door of

14:24

this spot area. Is

14:26

is somebody is like literally at

14:29

home on a Saturday night, have

14:31

their eyeballs on. The

14:33

video camera outside the fitness center.

14:36

Door How sucked up. The Sat is

14:38

really fucked up and I am just

14:40

want to point out for the listener.

14:43

That. This isn't the suburbs. you're right

14:45

over the next one. Michelle M. says

14:48

when someone says that they have to

14:50

tell you something and then says. Never

14:53

mind Now you have to tell

14:55

me because if you don't I

14:57

won't stop thinking about it. in

14:59

obsessing over it's Michelle. This.

15:02

Is. So. True.

15:05

Exactly the same way I feel exactly the same

15:07

way someone does it to me the other day.

15:09

Like all, just tell you later next to my see

15:11

I'm like absolutely not. You're going to have to

15:13

tell me right now and it's invariably it's a big

15:15

that nothing tell the list or what I say to

15:18

you when you do this to me. Would

15:22

he said me. I'm going to get in

15:25

my. Going to

15:27

get in my car and drive it

15:29

through the front of your house if

15:31

you do not tell me right now.

15:33

Yeah, so they the Sigma Guards at

15:35

his house and then have. Never

15:37

mind. I'm like god damn it is, It's

15:39

not a big deal and like you fucking

15:41

tongue, We brought in our a minute take

15:43

my car blast through the gated community. Gate

15:45

in a March Viceroy through the. Front of

15:47

your house, honking and screaming, Going fucking

15:50

crazy until you tommy tells me it's

15:52

effectiveness, effectiveness, and. That's.

15:55

Bad. That's bad as people here all the

15:57

time. Terrible. This

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The. Sun is from the. And

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she writes. I. Live in

18:30

rural Pennsylvania. And. I sucking

18:32

had it with how many women I know. I'm

18:35

in my forties. Have had

18:37

an abortion in their teens early

18:39

twenties and are no preaching pro

18:41

life. Trump. Manga

18:43

Agenda. Get all the

18:45

way sucked, you hypocrite pieces of

18:47

liberal shit. I've had it. I

18:50

totally agree with that and this

18:53

is something. this is a whole

18:55

part of the discussion about roby

18:57

Ways that nobody talks about race

18:59

And it is. We always. Go

19:02

to the extreme when we talk

19:04

about it. We talk about rape

19:06

and incest And one and of

19:08

course people read at victim of

19:11

incest medical conditions. It's not the

19:13

government's at anybody's business what you

19:15

decide to do with that. There

19:17

are many cases where you have

19:19

these. Ah, evangelical

19:21

women who they themselves had

19:24

an abortion and and bladder

19:26

parts of high school or

19:28

college or what have you,

19:30

We know plenty And.and. Nothing.

19:33

Wrong and it is not my business night.

19:35

Out all I support Apso: everybody's

19:37

right to privacy as a right

19:40

to privacy when it comes to

19:42

medical procedures. But. You

19:45

know how they're voting. And

19:47

then this gets overturned. and

19:49

then they have teenage daughters

19:51

and sometimes these people care

19:53

so much. About what

19:55

other people think and. Know

19:58

deep down that they. Their. Daughter.

20:02

Being a teen mom is not

20:04

good for the objects of their

20:06

family or for this daughters trajectory

20:08

and. If. You're wealthy in you

20:10

live in a red states and you can

20:12

afford to go to a blue state seat.

20:15

The care that you're seeking. But

20:18

if you're not, it. Then it

20:20

just keeps you in the poverty

20:22

cycle. Absolutely. There's zero support after

20:24

the child's warn you know you

20:26

right? Or so many pro life

20:28

hypocrites in this state. In the

20:30

state alone, it's. On

20:32

Believe a Bull. It's unbelievable and I

20:34

was just thinking, you know, she said

20:37

it beautifully. Go fuck yourself. A big

20:39

bunch of hypocrites that I've lived long

20:41

enough that I went to school with

20:43

girls that I know had abortion when

20:46

they're young and now they're feeding their

20:48

daughters like it's against God. It's all

20:50

the security, culture, purity and I'm just

20:53

like should. Decide that.

20:55

You should be more.

20:58

Empathetic. You should be more

21:01

support ads. Then

21:03

anybody. Because you've been

21:05

through it less Just didn't make that it

21:07

was almost stuff. Feel like the pro lifers.

21:10

Are also the pro. Gun

21:13

People Wait and the

21:16

anti Sex education. People.

21:18

Race: And the purity culture

21:20

people unless it's so it is,

21:23

it is such low I q

21:25

shit. I mean just that you

21:27

don't even have to be that

21:30

advance in Europe sinking to realize

21:32

guns kill people. You

21:35

know, and. Abortion.

21:37

Is. None of my business

21:39

is it? It's just. It's

21:42

maddening and Z world is full

21:44

of hypocrites on the issue that

21:47

want to cherry pick when they

21:49

care. Furthermore, a way to prevent

21:51

abortion would be a robust sexual

21:53

education. Purity Culture is stupid. It

21:55

is a social construct that is

21:58

made up. It is sexist. It

22:00

up. It's all this emphasis on

22:02

the female. Being. The Virgin

22:04

which it exacerbates all these tropes

22:06

about what a man goes out

22:08

and has a bunch of sex.

22:11

It's great little sad eyes When

22:13

a woman does, she's a whore

22:15

and so. Purity.

22:17

Culture can. Suck off the up. The

22:20

abortion hypocrites can fuck off. And

22:22

let me tell you something listener,

22:24

they are peppered all over the

22:26

United States. You and I've been

22:28

alive a long enough to now

22:30

the amount of abortions that we

22:33

have heard about. Ah, Been

22:35

drivers. To use and. It's

22:39

a lot. More. Frequent than

22:41

people realize, and it's a lot

22:43

of churchgoers just and. At

22:46

the end of the day it's nobody else

22:48

is second business. It's years back. Isn't.

22:51

The. Ah, Politicians.

22:53

Now business absolutely right at it. I'm

22:56

Jays from Patrons as I've had it

22:58

with people texting me hey, what are

23:00

you doing on this day at this

23:03

time Because you know they're just going

23:05

to rope you and is something that

23:07

you likely have no interest in doing.

23:09

But you said your free for see.

23:12

So if you say no, you're the

23:14

asshole that hates your friends. Just tell

23:16

me what you want me to do

23:19

it when it is. if I don't

23:21

want to. I can lie, And.

23:23

Say that I'm busy Chases Excellent

23:25

is this is x the it's

23:27

a trap that is a trap

23:29

Trap Trap is this is. This

23:32

is an excellent point because I've

23:34

received the many time many times

23:36

I fell prey to one recently

23:38

within the last year and somebody

23:40

sends me attacks like hey, what

23:42

do you do and nine o'clock

23:44

Saturday morning. I. Thought

23:46

it was. Can it be an invitation to play? Pick for.

23:49

So I first spotted

23:51

I'm. Totally. Free.

23:55

And then I get roped in to

23:57

some meeting type deal that I what.

24:00

The row. And. I mean

24:02

is the world part of said and

24:05

I have to commit. And

24:07

in a couple of days later I have

24:09

to say oh My. God. I just realized

24:12

I'd double Burke's and completely lie my way

24:14

out of it. Yeah, you know I will

24:16

say one of the beauties. And.

24:18

You're not old enough yet that when you hit

24:21

the sixties. When people ask you

24:23

did he says you don't wanna do. You.

24:25

Can just add on Wednesday that and here's

24:27

here's what's even better at my age. Like

24:29

if there's a group text and it's about

24:31

something, does everybody want to do it? One

24:33

of my friends have happened. Get. An

24:36

easy seberg and one a day that. And I'm

24:38

like she's a hundred percent right. I don't

24:40

want to do that either. Like people even

24:43

whittled down your friend group so match. You

24:45

hardly even get these limitations anymore because they

24:47

now a you're a deck that you're just

24:49

gonna say second and that sounds boring. Or.

24:52

Be you're not eating in a lie about it, You just

24:55

gonna be like I'm not doing it. Now

24:57

I want to do we ask you this.

25:00

Do you. Would you have

25:02

any problem telling a ah minutes

25:05

her ding dong detours. On your

25:07

front porch to go scram. Know

25:11

I wouldn't. I don't think I'd say scram. I

25:14

think I would probably lay it on thick like.

25:17

You know my dogs having sidey that

25:19

was so hard on their anxiety. Even

25:21

having your my yard is it's really

25:24

trying to then simon and needs you

25:26

to just move along. What if after

25:28

you had already said. Know

25:31

what's not Ding dong dez. Then

25:34

the kids reproached the front door

25:36

while the parent just stood and

25:38

watched it all go down. Here's

25:42

the deal that would get the Karen

25:44

and me to the matter. Is

25:46

my would peed like i don't

25:48

understand where the communication gap process.

25:52

Of asks you to make your kids. You're

25:54

standing here allowing it and I'm

25:56

wondering who is the parent? Who's.

25:58

In charge here. Get. The

26:00

fuck out of my yard. Should I

26:03

draw the line it's scram. But I

26:05

will say get the fuck out way.

26:07

I mean if I thought about out

26:09

of my yard I wouldn't say scram.

26:11

What I would say is gets your

26:13

kids and gets sucked out and get

26:15

the fuck outta my yard Young. I

26:18

probably would scream probably best not the

26:20

probably handled it much more diplomatically thy

26:22

when it thank you you're just a

26:24

diplomat. I've written some. The

26:27

ambassador for kindness and like times

26:29

use prevails. Sometimes

26:34

sometimes I'd always this was

26:36

from mariana. And. She writes.

26:39

I've. Had it with people who say

26:41

to make a long story short

26:43

and then do not and you

26:45

know what? The people who say

26:47

that are the longest of storytellers

26:50

ever. You know where it's

26:52

the people We've always said this, people that

26:54

are making these declared of statements are saying

26:56

thanks It's a tell psych when you say

26:58

stuff like oh I would never gonna do

27:00

that than I know that you're going to

27:02

do it. Did you meet at least an

27:04

hour or so? I know when somebody says

27:06

met A long story short, I know it's

27:08

gonna be long as you immediately now admittedly

27:10

drag out immediately Now yeah and more. Best

27:13

punchline. Earnest Get a kidney would depend flying.

27:15

tell me what the story as and then

27:17

all pepper you with questions based on my

27:19

interest in the story. You know. What's so

27:21

great about our friendship and we spend

27:23

so much even more time together Now

27:25

because of this podcast. If your choice

27:27

or you're taking too long and of

27:29

land land, it landed right very aggressively.

27:31

I can see that you've got other

27:33

got okay, I'm sorry and then you

27:35

can sign it. Sometimes when I'm with

27:37

other people. I

27:39

will go. I would go. Okay so what

27:42

was the point is supported to the point

27:44

at rushing them along and I can realize

27:46

they're like. Release it like

27:48

at my direct on Like Third, this person's

27:50

not pumps I can't the right how to

27:52

six can person. You can't talk to them

27:54

like this as a dense and was it's

27:57

not want to talk to people Yeah so

27:59

just is. and other where this

28:01

easier to not a lot easier to

28:03

avoid people at all chaos about the

28:05

person that. A case of

28:07

this Just happened. To me. This

28:10

couple. Is telling a story. And.

28:13

It's like a piece on Friday and in

28:15

that has been gets noting that was on

28:17

Friday, it was on Thursday and she solicits

28:19

on Thursday. Do that and I'm like no

28:21

one fucking tears, Worry about. Semantics

28:24

are dealers. Ah, go to A

28:26

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28:28

matter. It isn't people that are

28:31

searching for a arbitrary detail about

28:33

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28:35

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28:37

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28:39

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28:41

two thousand and four he doesn't

28:43

like and punchline bright tell me

28:45

what are some claim land the

28:47

second plane Lcp that I've got

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33:04

super high tech, etc. Just give

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me a dishwasher that washes dishes

33:08

in a timely manner. Not one

33:10

that I have to fecund download

33:12

a smartphone app and learn how

33:14

to set the fucking control panel

33:16

for twenty minutes while looking at

33:18

the app and the instructions before

33:21

I can even piss start. I

33:23

hate it. Fuck off with your

33:25

smart stupid appliances. Just do the

33:27

job you're supposed to do. I've

33:29

had it. Thought. Oh

33:33

my God. that is like I've never heard

33:35

anything identify with. More than that, it happens

33:38

all the fucking time. It's like I'm not

33:40

going to get on my phone and set

33:42

my ice maker the other day at that

33:44

scale land and it what did you like

33:47

upload to my phone and so I'd like.

33:49

I didn't know what was happening at first.

33:51

I'm just going through like download apps. you're

33:53

fat, don't like a kick out the app

33:56

on my phone. Here we go, does it

33:58

pretty soon. I'm like sir, What You're

34:00

on a scale and against my sound like

34:02

that's the worst idea of ever heard. See

34:04

you sip on the scale? Need to see

34:06

the weight on the scales. You can see

34:08

both the same but they want to do

34:10

an apt and top of everything else and

34:12

then the dishwasher. The apps are outta control

34:14

it out loud on your own hours of

34:17

a troll the government these to step in

34:19

and limit the amount of at everybody's got

34:21

a fact second app. it's like everybody be

34:23

in a photographer now or an entrepreneur or

34:25

everybody's got an app. Every company has an

34:27

app, there's an app for everything. I don't

34:29

why all. These out. I don't want all

34:31

of these apps. It's to my don't you think

34:33

the apps are out of control? I agree you

34:35

do because I'm surprised. As you grow I mean

34:38

you to me that too many apps and a

34:40

smarter they're making sit the dumber it really is.

34:42

The harder everything it makes it so much harder.

34:44

Like I have an Alexa in every room. In

34:47

my mind is makes it easier I try

34:49

to user I distant screaming. At Rice. Shut

34:51

the fuck up. Because she doesn't do it I

34:54

ask great. I could have just looked at the. Time

34:56

on my phone? You know to mean. right?

34:59

Nominee: Alexis De You have I

35:01

have I'm. I. Have three

35:03

right now. What? Kind of

35:05

commands. what? What does on with the An

35:08

Alexa? Alexa wakes me up every morning. Sounds.

35:10

Like an alarm house. she has an alarm set that

35:12

I've told her to set every morning at like six

35:14

thirty one of the day. She just goes

35:17

off every morning at six thirty or slightly

35:19

reduced to order. To set it to go

35:21

into are pretty good verbal in the app

35:23

as seven alexa app and then I say

35:25

alexa stop when I wake up right and

35:27

then for some reason an app. I said

35:29

all these settings that I thought were super

35:31

high tech. So soon as I wake up

35:33

she then tells me the weather outside. Like.

35:36

What day it is all of these things that

35:38

unlike that of the great the morning that

35:40

way in the morning of the as good as

35:43

out us and I thought alexa with somebody that

35:45

you could say Alexa set my alarm for six

35:47

thirty am. Alexa set my

35:49

alarm for six thirty am every weekday.

35:52

Sir night she does every weekday see verbal He

35:54

told her do that you went out to do

35:56

it. I told her that one and then I

35:58

set all these settings that I. We're hi

36:00

tech. She turned my light zone at her.

36:02

She's a have made it. Do hate her.

36:04

I hate her. I feel like that sled.

36:07

People watching you all the time. I

36:09

will say this is see that commercial

36:11

that now. It. Will It's

36:13

some new saying some new app deal.

36:16

In actual commercial is the door will not

36:18

and law because the woman didn't turn one

36:20

of our lights off and she's like oh

36:23

thanks to remind me I'm like you've unlocked

36:25

and your house by. Some

36:27

kind of command. It was sucked

36:29

up and weird. I'll tell you

36:31

what else. I had several cases

36:33

since Alexa. Came. On the same

36:35

people are spying on each other. With.

36:38

A worker. Or a

36:40

lead us to Alexis. Alexis A whole

36:42

mine. It's You can spy on people

36:44

in divorce cases of yeah happening people

36:46

that live together. They no

36:49

longer live together but she don't see a

36:51

need to go in and changed the password

36:53

on my leg set. And you've got somebody

36:55

that your divorce seen that recording what's happening

36:58

to you. Via. Alexis.

37:01

Alexis when his share with the

37:03

listener what is that rappers name

37:05

that is related to the past

37:08

Daddy Case. Fifty

37:11

cents. A

37:14

spare a thought I know that

37:16

into like a week ago listeners

37:18

you should run around the last

37:20

couple weeks referring to Fifty Cent

37:22

as Fifty Cents Entirely lived a

37:24

spin dying. With laughter.

37:26

Okay, I've got one from S. Sur. K.

37:29

Esther says I've had it with the

37:31

pledge of Allegiance. and schools talk about

37:33

indoctrination. What's more dangerous to kids making

37:35

them listen to and or perform a

37:37

pledge to a flag under religious symbol

37:39

every fucking morning? Or having a book

37:41

just available in the library that mentions

37:43

race, Sexuality Excedrin that ninety five percent

37:45

of kids will never see? I think

37:47

we know the answer. It's

37:50

drag queens. Ah up.

37:54

You know I am obviously

37:56

grew up in America. Went

37:59

to. Iirc in public schools in every

38:01

morning. The come on, The speaker he had

38:03

a flag in every room listed at me

38:05

said the pledge of Allegiance to the Blood.

38:09

And is this is something you did? I

38:11

never thought much of a never ever think

38:13

about about anything about my country and ever

38:15

that gotta think the flag so beautiful and

38:17

adjust. It was something we had to do

38:19

in order to get to the next step

38:21

in school and ordered for the final bell

38:23

during so I could get the fuck outta

38:25

there and I would say. Probably.

38:28

Censor All the patriots were activated

38:30

by Donald Trump and it's all

38:32

this love. I love America and

38:35

others like flagship Donald Trump dry

38:37

happened the flag and all this

38:39

crap. I start thinking back on

38:42

the. Pledge. Of Allegiance.

38:44

And then I seem to like

38:46

if you're watching a documentary in

38:49

it shows the indoctrination like North

38:51

Koreans were. It's this forced. Patriotism.

38:55

And I think, okay, we're

38:58

making preschoolers and kindergarteners first

39:00

graders seen up every single

39:02

day and say a pledge

39:04

of allegiance. It's forced. Indoctrinated.

39:07

Patriotism. I think it's much

39:10

better to learn about the

39:12

country and learn that there

39:15

are a lot of fantastic

39:17

assets. That. The United

39:20

States of America has. we also

39:22

have a lot of problems. We

39:24

have healthcare problem We have gun

39:26

problems, We have an income inequality

39:28

problem We have am. A

39:31

large percentage of the population that has

39:33

joined a cult that's neither here nor

39:35

there I think having a conversation about

39:38

it and having people learn about it

39:40

and learn about their culture. And so

39:42

the being told. in order to be

39:44

America American, you have to love America

39:47

era. say the pledge every day and

39:49

ba ba ba. In

39:51

the people who are so pro.

39:54

I. Pledge Allegiance Baba Block These are

39:56

the people. That run

39:58

around in college other pay. And

40:01

accuse everybody else evading their country. It.

40:04

but it's like this rule

40:06

like shallow. Reptilian

40:08

brain of there's that is like

40:10

real black and white thinking where

40:12

there's so much about the United

40:14

States. I love absolutely that it's

40:16

interesting that are so much that

40:18

I love. There's a lot about

40:20

American culture that I think is

40:22

really fantastic. I am. I'm.

40:24

Not really in love with see at

40:27

issue. The racial issues

40:29

in the racial inequality in this

40:31

country will still need to do

40:33

better and work harder. I just

40:35

think honesty is is to much

40:37

better way to create organic pride.

40:39

Absolutely about a place and I

40:41

think if you really have pride.

40:44

True. On his pride about your

40:46

country, you can also hold a

40:48

compound. Compound. Thoughts: Compound

40:51

feelings about your country and on the

40:53

one he and you're able to say.

40:56

I love this country. This lot of great things about

40:58

it. I'm not very

41:00

proud. Of the. Racial.

41:03

Inequality. I'm not proud that

41:06

this country's taking away women's

41:08

rights. I just think blind.

41:11

Patriotism. Is incredibly.

41:13

Dangerous. You know and we

41:15

wouldn't have the are. I would not have thought

41:17

that ten years ago. But it has

41:20

become such. Bullshit. and

41:22

it's been abused because unlike the same

41:24

people her during the perform at his

41:26

Pledge of allegiance, dry hump and the

41:28

flag got a monster tracks. they are

41:30

the same people. That are

41:33

all for fascism that are also

41:35

for banning certain populations from the

41:37

planet. Stir all for whitewashing history.

41:39

you know? I mean I just

41:41

I think about the flag now

41:44

and I think wouldn't be. In.

41:46

My mind innocent be super idea about

41:48

like they were going to do that

41:50

pledge of allegiance. Let's analyze that. How

41:52

do we get here that it is

41:54

out of her next month? Let's do

41:56

the Lgbtq I Pass flag. Let's let's

41:58

learn about that. Learn about the

42:01

flag, How did we get her, Why

42:03

are we doing that? vs just wind

42:05

performative patriotism and then I: I'm so

42:07

per American, I'm a patriot. And second

42:10

and on a cave all day long,

42:12

a second hate democracy A one and

42:14

an authoritarian porn star fucker. I mean

42:16

it's just a joke. I do not

42:18

understand how those two things get together

42:21

on super religious, but by God I

42:23

want dance. You know I mean it's

42:25

just I can't. Sacking. Take

42:27

all the performative bullshit I

42:29

can't take it. Had it

42:32

listener. Patriots Pumps. Is.

42:34

At the tail end of

42:36

her life. You guys need

42:38

a fucking knock it off

42:40

with your goddamn trucks, small

42:42

bags and the flags and

42:44

all the performer to bullshit

42:46

and let this woman die

42:48

and live out the final

42:50

stages of her life in

42:52

peace. He fucking bow patriot

42:54

suck faces right? Thank. You,

42:57

you're welcome Callback always have your

42:59

back. Blame him are I and

43:01

our last one as from our

43:04

patriot member Victoria. And Victoria says.

43:07

She. Said it was the war on catch up. Sometimes

43:11

you're lucky if you get one

43:13

packet of catch up with a

43:15

french fry order in the drive

43:17

through. Don't even get me started

43:19

on the tiny little serving dishes

43:21

of ketchup they give you at

43:23

restaurants. This is an area which

43:25

definitely needs more oversight. And

43:27

I've had it free. Catch up.

43:30

Spree it there is. Everybody talks about

43:32

love these other wars that talk about

43:35

the one Christmas Yelps War on America

43:37

that lauren patriotism, that witch hunt against

43:39

Donald Trump's nobody except for Fucking Victoria

43:41

as talking about the war on touch

43:43

of and I agree with are there

43:46

are certain quarters are people that are

43:48

stingy with catch us and then these

43:50

tiny little i would say you're talking

43:52

about a half inch deep ram I

43:55

can add some burger joint yellow tubes

43:57

were then you have to get like

43:59

size. And even met a glutton

44:01

jazz any look like a fucking psycho. Yet

44:03

when I hate as they say when you

44:06

drive up to the drive through, tell us

44:08

exactly how many ketchup packets are going to

44:10

need for. I don't know. I

44:13

mean, what's what's appropriate? I don't know how many

44:15

I'm going to need, maybe only to. Maybe I'll

44:17

need five I don't now or give to pay

44:19

extra for the ketchup. What

44:22

do you pay extra for? My

44:24

wife again because there was probably

44:26

as a meeting with a lot

44:28

of corporate speak about how to

44:30

increase profit sales right place. scrambled the

44:32

jets like pulled some files out

44:34

of the parking lot a workshop to.

44:36

they workshopped it in every betty

44:38

decided. Get. Stingy with the

44:40

ketchup threats and that means that our

44:43

shareholders are going to make more money

44:45

and so. All. Of this all

44:47

of this goes back. To

44:49

the same Fucking. Problem. Corporate.

44:52

Speak and if we take it back even

44:55

further, this is blamed every single bit of

44:57

this on Donald Trump, right? Donald Trump is

44:59

the enemy of ketchup. Well I'm he waste

45:01

catch up he throws catch up he throws

45:04

catch up really doesn't respect me respect for

45:06

catch up with she doesn't have any respect

45:08

for anyone but himself said why would he

45:10

was back at. A time

45:12

when a little baby. Don't.

45:14

Catch up when he's mad. He

45:16

picked on me. He. Said he's a

45:19

big tough guy. You're tough guy. He

45:21

big, strong, Man see weenie

45:23

headset throwing his baby.

45:27

Gag. I just can't. Believe

45:29

when he posted. That picture

45:32

on your Instagram. All the people on

45:34

there defending Trump. It's

45:36

wild. crazy. Sizes? I can't

45:38

you know? like if he secretly kind of

45:40

like him. I would never come

45:42

anyone. Foods. Ever write it on

45:45

the internet? you know I would be so

45:47

on the down low you couldn't find me.

45:49

I don't on the dogs here web. I

45:51

don't even know how to get on there

45:53

but I'd get on there to support him.

45:56

I would not want anyone to know. Well.

45:59

Aren't. Listeners. That's what we had it with

46:01

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46:03

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