In our first Mother’s Day special, the Camel Spider Mother visits her sons (the Camel Spider Brothers) in Branson (actually: Butt Plug), Missouri. Amidst the rising chaos, the French president shows up and there is Mark Twain clones and….Look, this one goes off the rails immediately, so buckle up!

Our featured match features bubble-gum-based Lady Wintergreen facing the Ben Stein-esque/ walking-manila folder: The Taxman. Forced immigration, machine guns, musket balls, pirates and tax laws...these are the things that made this country and this match great!

The Toilet-Cam-Crew (TCC) have formed a union (Toilet Camera Crewmen United aka: TCCU) and hired a director to run the press conference with President and foosball enthusiast Lizard Billionaire, who reveals some troubling policy measures.

In a luxury box high above the arena, Vince MacWomhan overlooks the chaos below as the soda vs pop war rage. This vicious war about what to call carbonated sugar water pits father against son, cousin against step-mother, and in our final match: (camel spider) Brother against (camel spider) Brother!

Finally, a mysterious stranger confronts the Abyss about Brucellina’s bullom-head and the case of the missing crudites during The Abyss’ popular dating segment.

Listen now to open a tiny portal to the unknown inside of your ear-hole!! (This episode approved by Sector-Z and sponsored by Tiny Shovel)