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We are jalen and Jacobbe. What

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is it? that week.

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I

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love it when the bat makes its

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appearance on the program. We have a special

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appearance coming later, who's joining us later.

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the media funny

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man, industry pacemaker

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and entertainer. Droshky

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is

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joining us next. Jalen

0:42

Rose, everyone expected the Eagles to stay undefeated

0:45

last night against the commanders on Monday night football.

0:47

But guess what? My god.

0:49

Taylor Heineke had a

0:52

day and the commanders came away

0:54

with the big upset. What

0:56

do you think about my guy, Heineke, who

0:58

you always call Heineke.

1:00

So here's the thing. I can't

1:02

lie. Since the beginning,

1:04

you have been riding for Taylor Heineke.

1:07

And

1:07

it wasn't just because he looked like

1:09

you. It's because you saw something

1:11

in him. And McCarson with

1:14

he just lost his job. I

1:17

believe he just lost his job.

1:19

And I have to say this, on the play they just

1:21

show late in the game, my brother,

1:23

Detroit made a brand new gram.

1:26

I like how he owned. Even

1:28

though it was a week call. I

1:30

can't put myself in that position and

1:32

that was on me. And it's only

1:34

right to see your guy. It depends.

1:38

How's he gonna punch life?

1:39

He needs a heineken. If

1:41

your name is Taylor Heineke, you need to drink

1:43

heineken instead of bush life. But I love

1:45

this thing where he got him iced up. He's

1:47

got his shirt on unlike Kurt Cousins.

1:50

But what what a what a big

1:52

win for the command vendors. They

1:54

were aided in this win by some

1:56

mishaps and turnovers by the Eagles.

1:58

Do you think that is what did them in?

2:00

the Eagles have more turnovers in this

2:02

game than they had the entire season.

2:05

This

2:05

was a major play right there.

2:07

Mhmm. Right?

2:08

you know, you if they if they he

2:11

doesn't fumble at ball. And then right here,

2:13

AJ Brown normally catches

2:15

this, but

2:15

you gotta get ADBA lot of credit credit.

2:18

And I wanna also get some credit

2:20

to the physicality of the commanders.

2:22

They were flying around. They

2:24

contested everything. They

2:26

did a good job of making the Eagles

2:29

look

2:29

vulnerable via the turnovers,

2:32

so I give them a lot of credit.

2:34

But, man, If you're the Eagles, after

2:37

this game, y'all telling y'all sales,

2:40

we gave this game away. Yes. That that's

2:42

really what you that's really what they

2:44

were saying. after this game, I'm sure.

2:47

Absolutely. And the pressure of being

2:49

undefeated has been relieved. And one thing

2:51

that's worth noting is the FC East right

2:53

now. Top to bottom looks pretty stout,

2:55

especially with Chase Young rejoining

2:57

the commanders. There is no easy out

2:59

in this division. Jalen,

3:02

Another thing I wanna bring up is

3:04

the NFC as a whole. We had

3:06

the Eagles as sort of like the top tier

3:09

after last night's game, the of

3:11

who's going to win the NFC have been

3:13

realigned. And when I look at

3:15

this list, right? And when I look

3:17

at the questions on the screen. Which team

3:19

do you trust the most? Surprisingly,

3:21

I have to say the San Francisco forty

3:24

niners would be my my pick

3:26

to come out of the NFC. What

3:28

do you see on the screen right now? I'll loop

3:30

the lines to the bottom, by the way. I'll see the lines

3:32

plus two twenty five thousand. I mean,

3:34

I put some on it, but that Put

3:36

a dollar off. might be a waste. Put a dollar

3:38

off. The the thing that jumps out

3:40

at me is, first, the rams aren't on

3:42

here. Yeah. Super Cup is injured.

3:45

They're the defender Super Bowl champions.

3:47

Tampa Bay a five hundred

3:50

tee. I don't see them

3:52

necessarily winning the

3:54

conference, but I see them

3:56

making a run. Dallas

3:58

to me, they're still soul

3:59

searching for an identity. Minnesota

4:02

is a squad that

4:04

people won't believe in until

4:06

they see it.

4:07

But the one thing about Justin Jefferson

4:10

and Dalvin Cook, they're

4:12

making you believe. Kurt Cousins

4:14

Hockison, they're making you leave. I

4:16

love their tea bags. I've been talking about

4:18

that all season. But

4:20

to me, the cream of the crop

4:23

have to be the Philadelphia Eagles and

4:25

the SAP for Cisco, forty niners. I

4:27

was looking at the forty niners, and I was

4:29

thinking, and I'm gonna tell you this a couple more

4:31

times this year. Okay. In the

4:33

mid eighties, they had the actual Joe

4:35

Montana under center. Roger

4:38

Craig, Dwight Clark, John

4:40

Taylor, Jerry Weiss, they will

4:42

start on offense. When

4:44

I look at this team, I'm like, wait a minute.

4:47

All of

4:47

their skill players can actually

4:50

do a sweep if you need

4:52

to. All

4:53

of their players can actually catch a

4:55

short ball whether it's McAfee. or

4:58

whoever they have as a skill plan, it can

5:00

take it to the house. And so

5:03

adding those weapons and kiddlet tied

5:05

in also disguise

5:07

the limit to me for

5:09

the forty niner's offense. And

5:11

so to me, the Eagles and the

5:13

forty niner right now

5:15

are the teams to be in the NFC.

5:17

I think that would be a great NFC championship

5:19

game. And and when you look at the Fortniteers,

5:22

their best running back is one of their best

5:24

receivers, and their best receivers is one of their

5:26

best running backs. And they have a

5:28

coach that can cook up offensive schemes

5:30

to put them in positions, which is the reasons that

5:32

I truly do believe in the forty niners. And

5:34

when you watch their defense, it's not like

5:36

they have like one or two stars. They

5:38

all just swarmed in the ball and fly to

5:40

the ball. Their great defense,

5:42

their offense, like skilled players

5:44

and their scheme is really what has

5:46

me saying that they to me are

5:48

my personal favorite to win

5:50

the NFC behind the lines. Behind

5:52

the lines. You gotta look at If you could

5:54

tweet, you put down how hundred

5:57

dollars to win twenty five thousand. Like,

5:59

who

5:59

knows? Dave Campbell's got him on a win streak.

6:02

You never know. You

6:04

never know. I put him right full low

6:06

the forty niners in the NFC, but

6:08

above the Vikings. They can still win

6:10

the division, Jalen. Well, I was going back

6:12

and forth between the my night football

6:14

game and a great game between the

6:17

Boston Celtics and the Oklahoma City

6:20

Thunder. Jason Tatum has been on

6:22

an absolute tear of late twenty

6:24

seven points, ten rebounds in this one.

6:26

They got a tight win. The Celtics

6:28

have now won seven in

6:31

a row, mister Rose. What do you think this

6:33

streak andtain them. So

6:35

people talk about best back courts

6:37

in the league and you can never dismiss

6:39

the splash brothers or

6:41

even Chris Paul and Devin Booker for the

6:43

work that they put in. And

6:45

Steph Curry is outstanding this year.

6:47

But that actually resides in Boston,

6:50

with Jaylen Brown and Mark is smart.

6:52

And the play of smart has been a game

6:54

changer, not only playmaking and getting

6:56

a sis, you know he's gonna

6:58

play defense but also giving you

7:00

the points also. Brown

7:02

had twenty six points as you mentioned

7:04

Tatum. But

7:05

as GA, if you watch Jalen

7:08

and Jacoby,

7:09

you already know. That's the most underappreciated

7:12

and acknowledged greatest player

7:14

asset in the NBA. day. Mhmm.

7:16

But

7:17

since Oklahoma City

7:19

has been given up

7:21

players in order to get

7:23

lottery picks It's

7:25

hard to see them on a big stage,

7:27

but you know one thing they haven't done

7:30

is trade him. You notice

7:32

that? Yeah. They they turn

7:34

over their roster a whole lot.

7:36

They got pigs for the next thirty

7:38

years. They kept him. You know, in

7:41

and rightfully so. He can blow

7:43

by anybody. Left hand, right hand,

7:45

jump off both feet. He's a terrific

7:47

young prospect, but it's great to see the

7:49

Celtics. I

7:50

reestablish themselves defensively. And

7:52

really, that's been the catalyst towards their wins.

7:54

We always

7:55

talk about how good the Celtics defense

7:57

is, and Shea Gilder's Alexander put

7:59

up thirty seven on that defense.

8:01

He's been celebrating him for years and it feels

8:03

like this is the year when the rest of the

8:05

world joins the celebration. Now you

8:07

talk all the pics they have in the lottery picks

8:10

and a lot of teams are

8:12

tanking and they have their eye on

8:14

a young man out of France named

8:16

Victor Wim Bendyama, and he played yesterday,

8:18

played over twenty minutes, had nineteen

8:20

points, three for six from three.

8:22

Jaylen, he looked so good and he

8:24

did another one footed

8:26

three point shot. What do you think about this footage

8:29

from the young big band? Look at this. All this

8:31

talk about tank, it just remind me

8:33

of master

8:34

p and no limit records.

8:37

Here's

8:37

here's the thing about

8:40

blank check,

8:42

Victor Wimian Yama. And why

8:44

do I call him that?

8:45

Endorses,

8:47

leagues,

8:49

Sponsors are literally gonna

8:51

be lining up and say just sign your

8:53

name

8:53

and he deserves that. How about the

8:56

jumper at the top of the floor Jacoby

8:58

where he turns around and looks the

9:00

other way before he goes in.

9:02

And you're right. He

9:04

did shoot it with one leg. More

9:06

than one time. Did I

9:08

say it? More than one time.

9:11

Like, do do the seven foot forward

9:13

to seven foot nine weeks man,

9:15

stepping into a shot looking like

9:17

KD effortlessly. Look at

9:19

this. Come

9:20

on, man.

9:21

That's just crazy the talent in

9:24

the ability in the scale that he has,

9:26

the sky is the limit for

9:28

his potential.

9:29

So, Jalen, when you look at a team like

9:32

your pistons, that's what I wanna talk about a

9:34

team like has a good young core that

9:36

can make a push for the player.

9:38

Right? When you think about that, would you

9:40

rather your pistons make a

9:42

push for the play in and sort of played

9:44

down their chances at landing Wimbinama

9:46

or at some point in the season, do you

9:48

think they should do what many

9:50

teams will eventually do which

9:52

is tank just to get a fourteen

9:55

percent chance to potentially put him in your

9:57

uniform. So here's the thing.

9:59

If you don't want Victor women, Yamal,

10:01

your team, you're foolish. And you know Detroit

10:03

business are my favorite team in the history of

10:05

sports. So absolutely, I want them on

10:07

our team. The thing

10:08

that's happening with the squad right now is

10:10

Kay Cunningham has injured Jacoby.

10:13

And a lost light last night to the

10:15

Raptors does

10:16

now put in position of

10:20

the lottery of

10:21

the lottery teas that either

10:23

might fight for the players or

10:25

as you mentioned,

10:27

go for the lottery picks. So

10:29

I believe over the next

10:32

handful of weeks, that

10:34

gets sorted around the league. And I

10:36

wanna look at another team too.

10:38

Utah Oklahoma

10:40

City. Today got a treasure

10:42

chest of pigs. And so

10:44

they've been doing that to put

10:46

themselves in position that if

10:48

they don't get the number one pick,

10:51

They can try to package number one in order

10:53

to get that number one pick.

10:55

But

10:55

whoever gets this year's number one

10:57

pick demonstrating that. No. It's trading that.

10:59

There's there's no there's

11:01

nothing you can put together to get me

11:03

to trade against the number one pick. Yeah.

11:05

And one thing that's happened is the way that

11:08

the league, shot to commissioner Silver, has

11:10

flattened out the percentages to get the

11:12

number one pick. Like, if I'm the

11:14

Pistons, I'm doing everything I can to win

11:16

every game pass possible because a fourteen

11:18

percent chance is not that very high

11:20

of a chance. It's not worth sort

11:22

of killing the culture and going

11:24

into the tank unless it happens now actually through

11:26

injuries or something like that. So I think a lot of these teams that

11:28

you mentioned, the Jazz, the Spurs, the Thunder,

11:30

the Fusion, will do everything

11:32

they can to win games. but

11:34

some teams will just lose them anyway.

11:37

You know exactly which ones those

11:39

are, Jeline. Who is joining us

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in just seconds on the program? Funnyman,

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you'll see him with Jalen

11:52

and Jacob.

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13:42

Generals. Who is joining us right now?

13:44

industry pacemaker, one of the

13:46

funniest people in the

13:48

game who continues to evolve

13:51

and continues to elevate Drowski.

13:54

I like, oh, you put that change. You

13:56

told me. I like I like

13:58

the way you did that, man. I feel I got ma'am.

14:01

No doubt. No doubt. You are

14:03

here killing the game, mister Ollie Wright. He had

14:05

to play you proper Hamid. Thank

14:07

you. Thank you so much for taking the time, Truske,

14:09

and One of the things I wanted to talk to you about

14:11

is you've got an upcoming stand up

14:13

comedy tour. Yes. And a lot of your comedy

14:15

is done via social media and,

14:17

you know, with your phone, how do you sort

14:19

of balance those two different styles of

14:21

comedy and blend them together? Well,

14:23

you know, when I was born,

14:25

man, that's don't call God with

14:27

me. So I ain't God, hope for

14:29

you. I know we got

14:31

this. If I got him in my life, I got

14:33

this man. So We coming into this

14:35

strong. Yeah. But on

14:37

a real note, it takes time and,

14:39

you know, I I just put in a lot of

14:41

work. You gotta put months in before this. We

14:44

got months now, like,

14:46

three, four months going into this

14:48

before we get out on that road. So this is

14:50

a three month tour. and we got

14:52

like a hundred shows to knock out.

14:54

So Yeah, man. We got a lot ahead of

14:56

us. Drews, you

14:58

big killer on what's your comedy, Skye,

15:01

limit for your potential. I

15:03

have to ask you, when did you

15:05

decide in your life that you

15:07

were funny and you wanted to

15:09

pursue this as a career? I

15:13

think as a kid, I kept getting

15:15

in trouble for being the class clown.

15:17

And I think I

15:19

I knew I knew something there. I

15:21

was still getting whooping, so so

15:23

I I don't know for I don't

15:25

know if I was pursuing. I don't suppose to be

15:27

doing it. But I knew I

15:29

knew something. I said, I'm good at it, but I keep

15:31

getting working some. It was a little backwards,

15:34

man. But yeah.

15:36

I think very early on,

15:38

I to, you know, make my classmates laugh. So I

15:40

knew someone was there for sure. I mean, it's

15:42

one thing to make your classmates laugh and

15:44

it's one thing to sort of like be the funny person

15:46

in your social circles. But at what point

15:48

in your life, we're like, you know what? I can actually make this

15:50

a career. Like, I can I can get money

15:52

from this. Like, when did that sort for

15:54

you. I think in college

15:56

because at at first I was really in high

15:58

school, you know, you really are still trying to

16:00

find yourself college

16:02

when you had that time off, you know, where

16:04

you buy yourself and you just really

16:06

around a whole bunch of people that ain't got

16:09

nothing going on of than just

16:11

going to class every day and

16:13

kicking it at the crib. I think I

16:15

it was a wake up moment, man. I just had to

16:17

wake up and figure out what my true color

16:19

was and I didn't notice I could make

16:21

good good money till I got that first check

16:23

now. The first check. The

16:26

first real world, because you know it always be the little

16:28

ones that I ain't. That all down. it don't

16:30

matter. But So first real one,

16:32

that's a wake up call. Exact so

16:34

here's how this works. Your

16:36

your famous famous now.

16:38

Drake knows you. Low baby knows

16:40

you. Chris Brown knows

16:42

you. But I wanna take you back to the

16:44

beginning when you got that first check.

16:46

What skit was it? What

16:49

comedy set was it? What was

16:51

the first time you was like, I

16:54

This was funny and I got paid.

16:56

Yeah, man. I think

16:58

the first first big one

17:00

because you it always be like the little

17:02

bags. The little bags is cool, but they ain't nothing. Right. Y'all

17:04

had a couple of social media, you know, when you do

17:06

a little promo here now on the side. You

17:09

know, that that's kinda cool, but it ain't

17:11

nothing. And then the first big one I did

17:13

was the last night I created a music

17:15

video with Drake. And now it was the one

17:17

where I was like, I showed my mom to checking. I

17:19

showed my family. I'm like, hey. You

17:21

know, this is this is different if I

17:23

could make this. But, you know, I think

17:25

it was just it was so inspiring to see and, like,

17:27

to work with somebody like him

17:29

and just seeing what all goes

17:31

into it. I I learned so much

17:33

from just that being my

17:35

first big role or something. You

17:37

know? III was

17:39

definitely nervous. I

17:41

was excited it, but I think he made it him and his team

17:43

made it, like, perfect for me to, you

17:45

know, shine in that environment. So

17:47

we always talk about the stories

17:49

and the first checking this and that. But let's

17:51

let's move it forward. Right? Because you are

17:53

you guys comedy tour coming up. There's everything I'm

17:55

about ain't about money. No. No.

17:58

Exactly. Like got a comedy tour coming up and

18:00

where do you wanna grow from here? Like, are we gonna

18:02

do some acting? Are we gonna get some roles?

18:04

Are we writing? Like like, what is

18:06

net for you? How do you expand upon you've already built?

18:08

I definitely wanna do so much, man.

18:10

I think, with with being

18:12

so young in my career and, like,

18:15

just becoming so popular now.

18:17

I've expanded and trying to do so

18:19

many things, but I like to slow it down a little

18:21

bit and make sure I hit on the stuff

18:23

that I know always wanted to do. I

18:25

think acting is one of them. Selling

18:28

out a stadium one day is definitely

18:31

another. Yeah. I just got so much,

18:33

man. I got I I have worked organizations

18:35

I wanna establish and, like,

18:37

put money into, you know,

18:39

with my brother having a

18:41

disability, I definitely wanna put money into

18:43

having, like, my own organization and raising

18:45

money for people with mental disabilities

18:48

and mental disorders. Yeah.

18:50

I I got so much, man. I I

18:52

definitely you know, just gotta take it one day at

18:54

a time and try to just be the best comedian

18:56

I can be. You know, that's the lane that it's

18:58

gonna open up and do so.

19:01

I definitely we definitely applaud Joe philanthropic

19:04

spirit and not only want to

19:06

give back to your family, but your

19:08

community. I wanna also ask you, as you

19:10

talked about your stand up comedy

19:12

and Jacobi mentioned, you

19:14

crushing them on social media. Who

19:16

were your inspirations with stand

19:19

up and one of your inspirations

19:21

on social as it relates to

19:24

comedy? That's a good

19:26

question. That's a good question.

19:28

I'd say one of my

19:30

biggest inspirations in comedy was Kevin

19:32

Hart and just seeing all the hard

19:34

work he's put in and just watching I I used

19:36

to study like the behind the scenes stuff like his

19:39

documentaries and stuff. Just watching

19:41

all everything that

19:43

went into doing what he does, you know.

19:45

Yeah. Definitely inspired by him

19:47

on the stand up side. I

19:49

think the big its inspiration on the

19:52

social side. It's

19:53

something like the heavy hitters that were doing

19:55

it before me, man. Like the the comedians

19:58

that paved the way on socials.

19:59

Like, you got your youraha

20:02

Davis, you know, your Desi

20:04

Banks out there, your

20:06

DC young flies, you know, those type

20:08

of people that have really was doing

20:10

it before me

20:11

and made that transition to stand up

20:13

and doing great things now, you know.

20:16

But yeah, I gotta give it to them man.

20:18

Sure. No doubt. They killing them.

20:20

Yeah. So you represent Georgia

20:22

in Atlanta, so I wanna ask about

20:25

your house. No idea. Right. be

20:27

bringing to Dante Murray, how do you

20:29

feel about the state of the Hawks right

20:31

now? Well, the Hawks like I

20:33

said, man. been doing some assistant

20:35

coaching down there. Oh, they don't I'm not

20:37

getting paid for it. I ain't gonna pay for

20:39

it. I can't admit I ain't gonna

20:41

pay. But I'm

20:43

I'm helping them out. I'm trying to put together a

20:45

team. I've been doing some recruitment. I got

20:47

an AIU team called Should have been

20:49

Stars. And so you know,

20:51

as we continue to

20:53

multiply players, I'm trying to get some of these

20:55

twelve and under kids to eventually start playing

20:57

for our hearts in the city. Yep. We

21:00

work it, man. The Hulk man all the

21:02

way there, yeah, but we come. They

21:04

they work it absolutely.

21:06

Now, I have to ask you

21:08

somebody that's never been to Atlanta.

21:10

And I spend a lot of

21:12

time there Jacoby and I actually

21:15

met instrokers in

21:17

Atlanta. Oh, Hold on. If you wanna

21:19

give somebody a heartbeat

21:21

of legend, what it's like to be

21:23

in Atlanta, what are some of the things

21:25

would tell them makes you

21:28

an ATLE Okay.

21:30

Make sure you know

21:32

somebody when you roam in the

21:34

streets that night. That's that's one

21:37

thing. Just makes either getting you Uber

21:39

and go home, man. It's

21:41

a good sign can know you, but you got you

21:43

can know that. No doubt. Hey,

21:46

now. Go to bed. Go to

21:48

bed. You know? But yeah. No. I

21:50

love it. Atlanta Atlanta's got some of the

21:52

best chicken wings, some of the

21:54

best spots to go out, you know. But

21:57

like I said, if you don't know nobody, go

22:00

home. As

22:02

as a true ATL and I have to ask you this,

22:04

I know you're gonna have the answer right off top.

22:06

Yes. What's your waffle house one?

22:08

Oh, man. You know, I like

22:10

to do a egg and

22:12

cheese. A egg and cheese. You know, they

22:14

do a little griddle. So you gotta ask for

22:16

the Texas toast, eggs and

22:19

cheese, and I

22:21

like the and

22:23

All Star. All Star is one of the ones I

22:25

I gotta have. Yeah. For sure.

22:27

Scatter, cover, and smothered

22:31

from me. And I tell Jacoby, Waffle

22:33

House is an institution. Okay?

22:36

man. They get it in there too.

22:38

And the food ain't good unless

22:40

they fight I tell people

22:42

all the time. The the food

22:44

ain't good unless they tighten that. It gotta

22:46

be some type of altercation. Not at least

22:49

dark man. gotta have she gotta have

22:51

some type of attitude. She's taking your order. You

22:53

know, like, it's something that it's

22:55

somebody that tastes that they put

22:57

in there. So so

22:59

so you're studying comedy as

23:01

a student. Yeah. Can you acknowledge

23:05

a couple your favorite stand up

23:07

shows as a fan.

23:09

oh

23:11

the One

23:13

of the best ones I ever seen was

23:16

seduced entertainer. Killed

23:18

it. Same with Bernie Mac

23:20

Bernie Mac also as an amazing

23:22

set. I think that whole Kings of Comedy

23:25

Tour was -- Yes. -- bro, I

23:27

haven't seen anything like a sense on -- That's in

23:29

there. -- to come together and

23:31

they do something so huge. I I'd

23:33

love to do that one day with other,

23:35

you know, fellow comedians that are coming up as

23:37

well with me. But yeah,

23:39

man. You can't top that. That's that was one of

23:41

the best performances I'm watching.

23:43

How engaged the crowd was

23:45

when, like, Steve Harvey will come out and Bernie

23:47

Mac will come out and kill it at the

23:49

end of the night just the relatable jokes

23:51

by segues the entertainer, man. Oh

23:54

my god. He came out

23:55

with the mule, the acuity part.

23:58

Yeah. Hugely as well. Mhmm. Now

23:59

the classic. Yes. Yes.

24:02

I thought I'd show, like, fifty

24:04

times. So I got

24:06

a sports question for you.

24:09

So you talked about the

24:11

Hawks.

24:11

If you were to play a sport

24:14

professionally. What which

24:16

one would it be in what position

24:18

for what team? Oh.

24:20

oh This is

24:22

very

24:22

professional. Well, I used

24:25

to play a little fool back in the

24:27

day, but I always wanted

24:28

to play running back. You

24:30

know, I'm I'm agile. I'm very

24:33

I'm very agile. III move a

24:35

lot, you know. They call me

24:37

dancing horse. Actually, my head coach used

24:39

to call me dancing horse. I got good

24:41

news. Y'all laughing. I got good news too. You

24:43

really didn't get all the news. No. Yeah. I got called

24:45

Desi North. But, yeah,

24:47

I was a fool back for about you

24:49

know, six, seven years, literally,

24:51

got to got to

24:53

the real league and yeah.

24:55

They they tried to put me in a

24:58

moment. But Yeah.

25:01

Yep. But

25:01

Yeah. I always dream I always dream to be

25:04

a runner back though. That's that's what really I

25:06

wanted to do though. Sure. So

25:08

so this is like mastering your role. I

25:10

gotta I gotta drill down on

25:12

it. The full back

25:14

does all of the dirty work.

25:16

Mhmm. Right? lead blocker,

25:18

pick up the blip to the

25:20

point now where the fullback isn't even

25:22

really used in football. So

25:24

just talk about those years when you were playing

25:27

full back. Mhmm. And you

25:29

really wanted to be running back. You

25:31

had your outside you had

25:33

your TJ a docket. That old

25:35

Jerome betters. Boy,

25:37

I thought I I thought I was gonna be that.

25:39

I thought I was gonna be that. I

25:41

ain't love tell you, I really used to pull back back

25:43

then. You pick up like five

25:45

ten yards for the team. You might even get

25:47

the touchdown. when we need that extra

25:49

score, you know. So Right.

25:51

Yeah, man. I think pullback

25:53

was needed then. They don't need them too much in

25:55

the mortar. and boy

25:57

was getting to it. I think somebody wrote

25:59

441

25:59

the other day. Yeah.

26:01

They said, you'll need no you'll need no

26:03

full back. you know,

26:06

you you ever in that whole team. Yeah.

26:08

A short pass is a run play now.

26:11

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

26:12

So, juice we wanted you to join us on one of our signature segments

26:14

that is now time for soft move or

26:17

boss move.

26:25

Courtside,

26:26

feet on the

26:28

wood. DJ Callon loves

26:30

his sneakers. Loves his sneakers so

26:33

much. He brings a satin pillow

26:35

for his sneakers. Soft mover

26:37

boss move, sneaker pillow

26:39

court side of the heat game. Oh my god. That's a boss

26:41

move. I have a sandwich. God, dude.

26:44

God, dude. Jesus.

26:48

matching to anybody.

26:50

For anybody that's ever

26:52

bought expensive shoes, tell them drooskie.

26:54

Oh. You don't wanna scrape

26:56

up the bottom in case you decide to take them

26:58

back. Mhmm. In case

27:01

you decide to take them

27:04

back, you you plan. One thing I love about this is is

27:06

play it again, Hobby. It's the tassels for

27:08

me in the trim of the pillow. Like, that's not

27:10

just a pillow. It's a

27:12

sad pillow, custom, and

27:14

look at the tassels in the trim,

27:16

Drewski. Look at the look

27:18

at that detail. Man,

27:20

how did they even let this happen? What?

27:22

And he put weed a mess on it. You

27:24

know he's gonna brand it now? Yeah. Yeah.

27:26

No brand brand. Oh, definitely.

27:30

Bossy,

27:30

bro. DJ Cali, eyes down,

27:32

front row. Just make

27:34

right. Making sure he represented my

27:37

Amy Heat. I have to ask you droosie.

27:40

Drooskie, court side, Hulk's

27:42

game. We need your

27:44

version of this. I got you. Wait. I

27:47

might I might kick my feet up.

27:49

You know, I like to sit back for laughing.

27:51

You're freaking awesome. You're gonna

27:54

bring some furniture. I mean, bring it on to me to have your feet

27:56

up. I like that. I like that. You

27:58

sure, papery. For sure.

27:59

Yep. Droosky, thank you

28:02

so much for coming through Jalen edge of

28:04

Cody. Well, you got

28:06

questions. You're gonna wrap it up. You're

28:08

gonna wrap it up. You're so crazy

28:10

poor. Drew's guy gotta ask you.

28:12

I gotta ask you a thanksgiving day

28:14

question. We argued about this on

28:16

the show. Okay. is Turkey

28:19

overrated will cater to

28:21

Turkey change your life

28:23

and tell me what you and

28:25

your family gonna be doing

28:27

this Thanks, Kim. Okay.

28:30

Turkey

28:30

ain't

28:31

overrated, man. You got it. You gotta have

28:33

it in Turkey. That's that's like, come on.

28:35

You can't have. Things get going out. Drive. Lucky.

28:38

Drive. Come on, man. But

28:40

I think

28:40

my family, I think we're gonna get a caterpillar, man. I

28:42

don't know if y'all in the I'm a show

28:44

y'all some pictures. Well, my grandma,

28:46

she's retiring from cooking. She she

28:48

she, like, y'all ain't about to have me.

28:51

Love that. Raise in

28:52

hell trying to cook, you know.

28:55

But, yeah, she some of her famous

28:57

dishes she made like a y'all

28:59

remember in the Grinch they had roast

29:01

beast. Mhmm. And they put the little pineapple. She tried to

29:03

make something like that. It was horrible.

29:05

I was like, I was like, you

29:07

wanted to go seen what's it? Oh

29:10

my god. She

29:12

made some macaroni and didn't

29:14

melt the cheese last year. Oh, no.

29:16

bless your heart. Why is your mom gonna take astrace? Who's gonna

29:18

bless your heart? The maverick ass.

29:20

She's acting weird. Yeah. She

29:22

were tired. And and and

29:24

not well, she when she's just gonna retire by

29:27

fours. We gonna make her retire. I'm getting a k to

29:29

her. She didn't want her retire. God

29:31

bless her heart. But yeah,

29:33

man. We're gonna we're gonna make over time because

29:35

He lost the job. Yes. He lost the job.

29:37

Wow. To call me I also got a

29:40

clip. overrapped. Chuck is overrapped. Chuck is overrapped. There's a there's a reason you only

29:42

eat it. What's a human? It's dry.

29:44

Said, no. Thank you. Chuck is a what?

29:46

I like rain. I ain't never I ain't never

29:48

had no deep fried a girl. Thanksgiving.

29:51

You

29:51

gotta have your canor this year.

29:53

Make y'all a deep fried turkey

29:55

I'm telling you. Game changer

29:58

family. I got another question. going

29:59

overtime. Drucker, you mentioned

30:02

Atlanta. You mentioned wings. Yes.

30:04

Drums are flats. There's only one right answer. I

30:06

hope you get I like all the food

30:08

questions. I'll ask them. Y'all do this. I'm trying to

30:10

do this. But

30:12

nobody else wants to. I'd

30:15

say, oh, floods. Bank floods is Atlanta.

30:18

Bank. Atlanta. Thank you. Atlanta.

30:20

Thank you. Atlanta. Appreciate

30:23

that. It makes it better. love.

30:25

Thank you. joining us family. Work

30:27

it together. to check you out. What's next? What's

30:29

next? Where where? What can we see

30:32

you? March I think third is

30:34

the first show on the Kuna water

30:36

Shutter tour. Y'all make sure y'all come out and

30:38

support me. I'm a post all this stuff when I do

30:40

my next Kuna been live on

30:42

Instagram Graham. Droshky on all socials.

30:44

We're gonna be selling tickets soon, and we're

30:46

gonna be selling out these rings. Let's get it. So

30:48

let's get it. Thank so

30:50

much for being a show. We'll be back with you. You

30:52

are watching. Jalen and

30:54

Jacob.

31:03

Look at

31:05

what is on ESPN tonight. First,

31:07

it is Kentucky, Michigan State at seven, and

31:09

then we find out where the Michigan

31:12

Wolverine's in the top twenty five in the college football

31:14

playoff rankings, and then at nine

31:16

thirty, it is Duke against Kansas. What

31:18

a night on ESPN? Welcome

31:21

back to channel ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja. What do we

31:23

do every single day on this program?

31:25

Sadly, we still hit or acknowledge the

31:27

fact that Britney Greiner is

31:29

wrongfully detained in Russia now two hundred and

31:31

seventy one days. So we here

31:33

at Jalen Najacobbe wish her health

31:36

and the speed be safe return to the

31:38

United States. Jalen,

31:40

the champion warriors have kind of

31:42

sputtered out of the gate. They are six and

31:44

eight right now. And while they're

31:46

starting lineup Core is

31:48

playing great. It's the young players

31:50

that they're trying to work in like

31:52

Moody and Kaminga and

31:54

Wiseman and the latest news that we have

31:56

now is that

31:56

Wiseman is going to go down to

31:59

the g league and sort of get some

32:01

reps and get some time and sort of feel

32:03

himself out and then rejoin

32:05

the warriors later in the season. What do you think

32:07

about this news? It's pretty surprising to me.

32:09

I think that they have shown

32:12

that their player development is

32:15

outstanding and look no further

32:16

than Jordan pool. How

32:18

just a couple was in the g

32:20

league. Now he got a big time deal as

32:23

a major rotation player

32:25

and an NBA

32:25

champion. For

32:27

Wiseman, their office is

32:29

hair on fire past move and

32:32

cut. They are trying to get Steph

32:34

Curry shots to keep the floor open.

32:36

He's a post guy. He's not

32:38

gonna have that level of movement and cutting. It's just

32:40

not gonna be his game. He's gonna be in a

32:42

different element. So he's sitting up to the

32:44

g league. Hopefully, get him some quality

32:47

minutes. allow him to dominate that

32:49

opposition and hope when he

32:51

comes back in particular against second

32:53

units. He'll be able to give

32:54

you some points in the paint and

32:57

some confidence. It's hard to gain

32:59

confidence, get reps and get

33:01

shot when they're trying to get their

33:03

shots. They're trying get pool shots. They're trying to get

33:05

clay shots. And as we end

33:07

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33:09

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Channel News before we get to some very important thanksgiving

33:52

themed voicemails. A couple of things I just wanna get

33:54

your thoughts on. Okay.

33:56

I wanna apologize to our listeners. I

33:59

didn't

33:59

get Jalen

34:00

Rose's take on this earlier,

34:03

and I should have. But as always I don't

34:05

have a time machine, we can talk about this

34:07

now, Jalen. You're familiar with the

34:09

business that is FTX. Right? It

34:11

is sort of a a web

34:13

three point o Exchange.

34:16

They sponsored the

34:18

Miami HEETS Court, which I thought

34:20

was a big move for, you know, sort of, a

34:23

new company. Turns out, that

34:25

the person found in the company has just misplaced

34:27

about two billion dollars of

34:29

the client's money

34:32

and people started asking for their money. We decided I've always wanted about banks.

34:34

Like, if everyone withdrew their money from the

34:36

bank at once right now, the whole bank system

34:39

would just collapse which does not make me feel comfortable,

34:41

makes me feel like taking all money and putting it in the shoebox.

34:44

But, Jalen, what do you

34:46

feel about this controversy.

34:48

The fact that this sort of, like,

34:50

gentleman has been illegally

34:52

transferring money into various different companies

34:54

and investment firms has kind of misplaced

34:56

a couple billion dollars. So

34:58

a couple of things.

35:00

Proper

35:00

money management isn't

35:04

having large

35:05

amounts of cash sitting in

35:07

the bank account. I don't

35:09

care what bank it is. That's first

35:11

and foremost.

35:14

Second, I

35:16

saw that

35:17

their sponsorship with the

35:19

Miami Heat

35:20

is basically Nolan

35:23

Boyd. Mhmm.

35:23

And the first thing I thought

35:26

about

35:27

his is I like

35:28

these that are tangible. And

35:31

for me,

35:32

cash is

35:33

king. And so

35:36

when I

35:36

hear the terms, Crypto

35:39

what does In cash,

35:41

those don't register

35:43

in my brain equally.

35:47

because one

35:48

is something tangible that I

35:50

can see feel and touch. And

35:53

the other

35:53

one is

35:56

abstract. in a

35:56

lot of ways. And so I don't

35:59

wanna be

35:59

behind on what

36:03

might be next. But

36:05

also, I look at

36:07

it as

36:08

top TikTok.

36:10

Initially, I wasn't gonna join

36:12

it My

36:14

daughter, Mariah Rose, is one of the

36:16

greatest influencers that exist

36:19

currently on TikTok. Because I'm a social

36:21

but because I'm a public figure, however,

36:24

at some point,

36:26

it's best if

36:27

you're gonna do A show

36:29

on amp, a show on

36:31

New York Post, a couple

36:33

of shows on ESPN that

36:35

you need to expand

36:37

your social media. So

36:38

I remember arguing with you about Yeah.

36:41

I got Twitter. Yeah. I

36:43

got Facebook, but I enjoyed in

36:45

Instagram. I don't need Instagram. I'm not a photographer. That's you so

36:47

I say, I'm not a photographer. I'm not a

36:50

photographer. Why would I be on Instagram?

36:52

Take pictures. Alright. I

36:54

hang up I I don't want pictures like what

36:56

I'm saying? And so at

36:59

some point, I

37:01

had to

37:03

acquiesce a couple of

37:05

years ago and joined

37:07

IG. I did the same

37:09

thing for TikTok. except I have

37:12

somebody else post all

37:14

of those

37:14

pages in theory because I

37:17

don't have the bandwidth to go

37:19

back and look at them all day. It's too much. I don't

37:21

know how people juggle multiple sites all day.

37:23

It

37:23

takes too much time

37:26

for me.

37:27

for me And

37:28

so based on that theory, Jacoby, I

37:31

hate to see anybody

37:33

quote

37:33

unquote get their

37:36

money stolen

37:37

I watch

37:38

shows like

37:40

America's, what

37:41

it was

37:44

it called, with

37:45

with

37:48

America's crooks

37:50

or or whatever or MSUDCI

37:53

forgot

37:53

what that show's called. where

37:55

where

37:55

where they show how people

37:58

set up all of these schemes and

38:00

posy schemes and all of that to

38:02

steal

38:02

people's money. And so

38:05

in

38:05

theory, it

38:08

the

38:09

it it highlights why I'm personally and

38:11

I wanna ask you, are you not invested

38:14

in the crypto space

38:14

in any way shape of

38:18

Well, I am

38:19

not invested in the crypto space, but I'm

38:21

also not not as rich as you are, so I don't

38:23

have money to play with. You know what

38:26

I mean? I'm very conservative with my money management. And I

38:28

also feel like

38:30

the people that I know that are into it

38:32

and that do trade in the web three point

38:36

o stuff they work at it. They research. They're

38:38

not just haphazardly going around and buying stuff.

38:40

They put time and effort into a tree like a

38:42

job and get

38:44

good results. And another thing that my

38:46

wife has done is she's done a little crypto

38:48

trading, but she took, like, two thousand

38:50

dollars. And the second thing, she got two

38:52

thousand dollars back, she just put

38:54

that away. You know what

38:55

I mean? So, like, the second she doubled her money,

38:57

she took her initial investment and brought it

38:59

back into sort of a more

39:02

traditional sort of by investment

39:04

properties. So it's kinda like she's playing

39:06

with house money at this point. I would do

39:08

something like that because I don't like

39:10

putting my in places I don't understand. And I've

39:13

spoken to really intelligent people

39:15

about cryptocurrency and they

39:17

all start like the first twenty

39:19

seconds of the of the explanation. I'm with

39:21

them. They're like the blockchain. It's like a

39:24

ledger. A bank is just like a leather ledger

39:26

and the blockchain is a digital ledger

39:28

that is decentralized guys, so it's not

39:30

the government and the banking system controlling

39:32

where the money is flowing to and from. And then they

39:34

keep explaining what the blockchain is. And

39:36

then my loss over, and I don't really understand what they're saying anymore. So that's not a

39:38

place where I wanna put my money. You know what I mean? Like,

39:40

when I invested like index funds, I

39:42

understand what that is. It's just

39:44

a very a conservative investment

39:46

basically in like a a

39:48

large swath of different

39:50

individual stocks. But I don't put my money in

39:52

places that I don't fully understand. But

39:54

here's one thing that I wanna get on the therapy

39:56

couch with you for a second, Jalen.

39:58

I don't

39:59

know why I feel this way, but I'm just gonna be

40:02

honest about my feelings, but

40:04

something like this happens. And individuals lose millions

40:07

millions of dollars why

40:10

am I a little bit happy because it's not me? Like, why

40:12

is there a little bit of, like, shot in Florida

40:14

from me being, like, see, either

40:17

put my money in there, you guys did.

40:19

It it screwed all of y'all

40:21

over. Why would other people being

40:23

screwed over make me happy? because

40:25

that isn't just like a negative a evil

40:27

way of approaching life in a

40:30

perspective, but I'm being honest about the way I

40:32

feel. I gotta tell you a secret.

40:34

You just use

40:36

the word. There's

40:36

a half of your brain called negative Jacoby.

40:38

Yes. That It

40:39

might be more Literally,

40:41

it's a segment on this show

40:43

and everything. And

40:45

So I don't know why you would

40:47

be happy to I don't know if you could lose

40:49

their money. Does it even live looking at the

40:52

world? Why am I this way? I

40:54

think it's

40:54

out America's criminals or some.

40:56

I literally be watching this on MSNBC

40:58

all of the time because

41:01

because like sports or anything

41:03

else, I'll be scouting for

41:05

certain

41:07

keys that I

41:09

see happen, and so I wanna make

41:11

sure that they don't happen to

41:13

me. you something that's extremely important

41:16

though. Being knowledgeable

41:17

about your money. I'll never

41:20

forget

41:20

I was on a

41:22

bus And I was for

41:24

the Bulls, and we was going to a

41:27

firm practice. And I was

41:29

just

41:29

thinking about my life, thinking about

41:31

not going

41:31

to the playoffs,

41:33

I really was planning like what I was gonna do

41:36

next. That's the year I started

41:37

working in the

41:40

media also. and I was

41:42

looking

41:42

around and this is before social

41:44

media. At that time, all

41:46

players would read the newspaper and

41:49

the sports section in particular. Mhmm. I remember sitting

41:51

in the back of the

41:53

bus thinking. Each

41:56

person on his bus

41:58

is reading

41:58

the sports section, but paying

42:02

somebody to manage

42:03

their money and

42:05

trade in the stock

42:08

market. And I thought about

42:10

something.

42:11

If you're gonna work on Wall Street, guess what

42:14

you're reading. The Wall Street Journal. Mhmm.

42:16

Right? You

42:17

the you're an expert

42:18

at what you're doing. And

42:20

so I was like,

42:22

I don't

42:24

mind paying people to make decisions

42:27

with my money

42:29

along with

42:29

me, but

42:30

I'm gonna

42:32

make the knowledgeable decisions

42:35

that make me comfortable with my

42:37

money. So I can be

42:39

the expert if

42:41

that that makes sense. So for example, I don't have

42:43

to be the smartest person in the room to

42:45

know this. In nineteen

42:49

ninety five, property cost fifty

42:51

thousand dollars. I put thirty

42:53

thousand dollars in it. That's

42:56

eighty

42:56

total. Ten years later,

42:58

later

42:59

worth a hundred and twenty thousand.

43:02

That's math you

43:02

get passed on for generations to come.

43:05

You don't have to be a

43:07

rocket scientist to follow

43:09

that. or build

43:10

on it. Oh, thank you.

43:13

America's greed. America's greed.

43:15

Thank you for sharing that.

43:17

That's the name

43:18

with the show. And

43:20

so my guy Mike my

43:22

associate producer at Detroit just got

43:24

that to me.

43:25

And so

43:26

dear again, Be

43:28

an expert at what you do, but to

43:30

your point, do like Joey did,

43:32

Otis, you're not knowledgeable about.

43:34

Like, if I start talking about

43:37

large caps, small caps assurance

43:39

bonds. You know, starts

43:41

trading. Like, that's a

43:43

whole new language. That's

43:46

a whole new lifestyle. They're

43:48

they're experts at doing

43:50

that. And so that's what

43:52

my advice would be. Am I

43:55

advice to you would never be mad never be

43:57

happy with somebody love and body dog. I'm just do

43:59

you know what? I'm just trying to You wait. I he

44:01

was trying to win. When when you lose

44:03

at the casino, Imagine if somebody was standing

44:05

over your shoulder like, yeah. Yeah. That's what he

44:08

did. You don't lose that

44:10

ESPN money.

44:12

Yeah. First of all, you won't like it. First of all, you're the dude

44:14

at the

44:14

crash table, the bets that don't come in line. You

44:17

know what I mean? That's you. That is

44:19

you. Alright. So don't you

44:22

guys Like, that's a hypothetical scenario. Okay? because

44:24

I played chess with you before. I don't

44:26

know why you're doing this. Like,

44:28

it's supposed to be a vibe supposed to

44:30

all get the same tea and rooting the same way. But you're sitting there

44:32

rooting against your peers to lose money to

44:34

a casino. I've been with the house.

44:38

I

44:38

bet with the house, please. And you bet with the house

44:40

every single time. You're

44:42

gonna win. That's

44:43

like Jamie

44:44

Hertz, touchdowns rushing.

44:48

I say, you're gonna have two passing, one

44:50

rushing, bet on it every week. There

44:51

are a lot of people that hit you

44:53

and me yesterday that

44:56

cash did on that bit. Well, Jaylen, I did sound better because

44:58

you don't get great odds with that. So

45:00

I went money line Eagles parlay

45:02

with the Jaylen Hertz touchdown. Right?

45:06

I was like,

45:06

then I saw him get the touchdown. I saw the

45:08

way the game was flowing. And I was like, I

45:10

think I bet twenty dollars or something

45:13

or like thirty dollars to win

45:16

whatever. They had a cash out option in the middle of it. I

45:18

was like, let me just take this money because I don't know if the

45:20

Eagles are gonna win this one. I was like, let me

45:22

just quit while I'm here at that touchdown

45:24

happened. And it looked like the Eagles were gonna win, but I had a

45:26

little feeling about that when I'm glad I got out when I

45:28

did. We always say we get the people they want

45:30

part of is doing podcast exclusive content for our podcast

45:32

listeners. We ask you

45:34

to call in and give us your

45:36

your thanksgiving

45:38

questions, traditions. dishes,

45:40

thoughts, and you came through like you always do. You can still

45:43

get out in on the action called ninety 580

45:45

jail and leave us a voice mail. about

45:48

Thanksgiving, we'll put it on the show just like

45:52

this one. uncle

45:55

Jaylen, uncle Jacoby.

45:58

I look

45:59

forward

45:59

to Jacoby

46:04

measuring the

46:04

caucasity of my voice. This is Ben

46:07

from the Bay Area that's

46:10

heard the heard the

46:12

amazing caller color who's

46:14

marinating his turkey, multiple days

46:17

in zesty Italian juices

46:20

and spices, And

46:22

you know what? Kobe, you're

46:24

a die easy fan about everything.

46:26

You're even die easy about

46:28

the about turkey Turkey going

46:30

on and on about how you don't like Turkey. You'll never like Turkey.

46:32

Everyone can say it's good and you'll never

46:34

say it's good and just

46:36

negative Jacoby hardcore on Turkey.

46:40

Then you hear about the zesty Italian

46:42

spices. And now you're all

46:44

in. Just like

46:46

You die easy tandem.

46:48

you the fandom We

46:50

sports teams. Definitely fit.

46:52

And I have to

46:53

say, you know

46:55

what? You don't

46:58

like You just don't like him. Turkey lovers, we don't

47:00

want you over here. We don't want

47:02

you on

47:02

our side.

47:03

Stay over there. Like John

47:05

Durant would stay. I

47:07

love the grilled

47:08

turkey idea. That's genius. But you know what? Jacoby,

47:10

you're die easy about everything, including

47:12

turkey. And that's why we love

47:14

you. Thank you. Pete. I

47:16

love that color

47:17

so much. Big shout to

47:20

Ben from the

47:21

Bay. So Ben, I'm

47:24

not fallen for that trap. He wants me to

47:26

evaluate the copy of his voice, but I if

47:28

I'm not fallen for that trap, because

47:32

I have a feeling

47:34

that

47:35

Ben might not be white or

47:37

black. Just leave it

47:40

at that. And I will

47:42

also say this that

47:43

if if you're gonna make me draw a line

47:46

in the sand, like, don't threaten me with

47:48

hating on Turkey harder. You know what I

47:50

mean? Because don't Like, it's

47:52

like, if you can really gonna if if I can't

47:54

even enjoy the smoked

47:56

Zestis, the zesti the Zesty

47:58

Italian marinade

48:00

for two days and then he breaks its back and spreads

48:02

it out like a hog and smokes it for

48:04

hours. That sounds delicious to me. But

48:06

some tells me that one

48:08

out of a hundred turkeys

48:10

is done that way. And then the other ninety

48:12

nine are just trash, dry, whack,

48:14

and chicken is better. So you know

48:16

what, Ben? I appreciate

48:16

you making me draw a line on the sand, but that I'm firmly

48:18

firmly on the anti Turkey brigade.

48:21

No. Thank you, Ben. No.

48:23

Thanks. Hey, Ben. Thank you for the shout. Appreciate

48:25

the love. Thank you for the support. I

48:28

wanna

48:28

interview you a couple of I wanna

48:30

interview view you a little bit

48:32

about thanks given in Turkey, Jacoby, if that's okay. Because this is the holiday

48:34

season,

48:34

sometimes you could be

48:38

negative Jacoby sometimes you can be

48:40

that easy, but I

48:41

wanna make sure that people

48:43

see

48:43

some things about you that actually

48:45

are very consistent. So

48:47

the first question, I'll

48:49

ask.

48:50

Tell everyone

48:52

why they only

48:54

eat turkey during Thanksgiving. because it's

48:57

an

48:57

inferior protein. I mean, it's one of

48:59

the

48:59

worst proteins possible. And the

49:02

reason is because it it feeds a lot of

49:04

people. Right? a

49:06

thing to cook if you've got a lot of people around the

49:08

table. And it's

49:10

just like someone called in a tradition, so it

49:12

is a thing, but it's also kinda like fruit cake

49:15

You ever have spooked cake during the holidays? Like

49:18

it's like it's not good. It

49:20

does not taste good. I remember

49:22

my grandparents set us a fruit cake every single year

49:24

during during Christmas, and we get excited

49:26

about it. Have a slice, take a bite, and

49:28

be like, this this

49:30

is trash. This is trash food. The only good thing about the fruitcake was the

49:32

team that it came in. So -- Right. -- there

49:34

is a reason we only have it once a year

49:36

because it's

49:38

stressed. There's not another not another night in the entire year.

49:40

There are three hundred and sixty four, three hundred and sixty five

49:42

days on leap year in which you will prepare

49:45

in Turkey. It will happen once a year only

49:47

because it is Thanksgiving and you've

49:49

been brainwashing the thing that you have to

49:51

have turkey. So now let's

49:53

go deeper into the box

49:56

score.

49:58

Why do we

49:58

eat chicken basically

49:59

multiple times a day

50:02

if not every day. It tastes good.

50:04

There's multiple different ways you can prepare

50:06

it, and it's easier

50:08

to prepare than turkey and takes

50:11

way less time. Just what else? When

50:13

you're sitting around the Thanksgiving

50:15

table and you're

50:18

watching,

50:20

the greatest

50:21

team in the NFL, the Detroit

50:24

Lions. Name

50:26

some of your

50:28

favorite things on the

50:30

table, and I

50:31

wanna ask our supporters,

50:34

is

50:34

Turkey the least popular thing

50:37

on the Okay. A

50:38

couple of things

50:40

about this. Number one, you put enough gravy

50:42

on the turkey, it'll be fine. It's a vehicle

50:45

for gravy. Okay? be gravy is delicious. So if

50:47

you got some gravy, you're gonna you're gonna ask some

50:49

turkey, but I would say that I love

50:51

the collagreens that my wife

50:53

makes, my way makes the best mac and

50:55

cheese in the world known as crack and cheese because it's so addictive. We've got

50:58

sweet potatoes and yams. Those are

51:00

delicious. We've

51:02

got stuffing,

51:04

which is fantastic. I would

51:06

say the only thing on the

51:09

table that I would power rank turkey over would be the cranberry

51:11

sauce. The cranberry sauce is there just because of add a little

51:14

color. You know what I mean? And you might

51:16

wanna spread You ever do the thing where you

51:18

take a turkey, a little piece of the turkey, you put

51:20

a little stuffing on there, and a little cranberry

51:22

sauce, and a little gravy. They make

51:24

that perfect bite, it's worth that. But turkey I'll

51:26

have, like, one slice of turkey on my first

51:28

plate just because it's tradition to get

51:31

gravy involved. But after that, I'm good. Gravy can go into stopping

51:34

too. So you just

51:35

acknowledge your wife's cooking. That

51:37

means

51:37

somebody has to do

51:40

the dishes. Is that a responsibility to

51:41

fall to you and the kids? Or does

51:43

it fall to family and friends when

51:45

they come by? Well,

51:48

it's

51:48

too my kids are too young. That's my responsibility. And

51:51

again, like I said before, there's

51:53

never enough room in the sink or

51:55

the fridge for all the dishes. This

51:58

is not. And there's not

51:59

enough Tupperware either.

52:02

Like like, you know what? I'm a I'm a get ahead

52:04

of this one. I'm getting ahead of this one. I'm

52:06

buying a a bunch a tough away, like, this week.

52:08

You know what I mean? Just to

52:10

get it. Just out of the rails. You

52:12

said just go buy another fridge. I

52:14

know. The family's going on vacation. The family's going on vacation this year,

52:17

so this won't be a problem this this time

52:19

around. Let's look at the other day.

52:21

I have two more things day

52:24

questions for our audience.

52:26

It's going

52:27

out to eat at

52:29

a restaurant on Thanksgiving. a

52:31

soft

52:31

move or a boss

52:33

move? Boss move. Boss move. We did

52:35

we've done it two years ago.

52:37

It was amazing. No dishes,

52:40

no leftovers. No problems. You just go to the

52:42

restaurant. The house is clean. You come home

52:44

from the restaurant. The house is still

52:46

clean just like you

52:48

left it. That is

52:50

why I love going to a restaurant on Thanksgiving,

52:52

and you get a decent Thanksgiving meal as well. You're a

52:54

good

52:56

place. Absolutely.

52:58

Alright. Let's take a voice mail and see

53:00

what the people have to say. Listen to another voice mail.

53:03

Jalen Jacoby,

53:04

what I up,

53:06

though. Let me give a shout to my boy, Reg George. This

53:08

is Ryan Harris

53:09

from from Louisville, Kentucky. So

53:12

I've been married for about for about

53:14

three years. My wife

53:16

looks like Jacoby, I looked like

53:18

Jalen. And for our first

53:20

Thanksgiving, it

53:22

was it was kinda weird because she lives in Cincinnati. I live in Louisville.

53:24

So we want to figure out how to how to do

53:26

it. And basically, we ate at my

53:28

at my family's house first

53:32

around noon. went up to her family's house around three

53:34

or four, and up

53:36

there in the middle of the

53:38

mill, my

53:40

wife looks over and she says to her family, man, when

53:42

y'all gonna step y'all game up, y'all

53:44

food ain't nothing compared to Ryan's

53:48

family. So

53:50

the mother-in-law, she looks up at me, and she

53:52

says, what do y'all do differently than we don't

53:54

do? And I'm like, I mean, shoot, we seize my food.

53:56

So she looked back at me and she

53:58

said, we seize my food as well.

54:00

You better eat everything on your

54:03

way. You know, if you all can continue to just

54:05

have thanksgiving down in Kentucky, we don't need none

54:07

of that. So I'm like, it's

54:10

just kind of weird now because it's

54:12

like every time I go up there, I

54:14

don't really get a lot of portions on

54:16

my plate. When I eat up

54:18

up in Cincinnati, But then, yes, they still

54:20

wanna roast me and saying I got a baby plate, but

54:22

I'm trying to finish my meal and they gotta be everybody

54:24

happy. So I'm like, it's

54:26

just kinda, you know, it's kinda

54:28

stuffed situation. What would you guys do in this situation? I

54:31

got

54:32

bad news for Ryan.

54:34

I got

54:34

bad news for Ryan and Louisville.

54:38

He's gonna have to sacrifice for his marriage. He's gonna

54:40

have to stack a big plate eat

54:42

it all of that unseasoned

54:44

unseasonal cocassity

54:46

food, and then he's

54:48

gonna have to have a second plate.

54:50

because I remember my mother-in-law when

54:52

I swear to god she would

54:54

just sit there me eat to make

54:57

sure I had enough. It was like I didn't

54:59

love her unless I ate all of

55:01

the food in the plate and

55:03

then another plate. You're Brian, you

55:05

got no outs one. You got no outs. And I don't I don't

55:07

know I don't know how you got involved. Your wife

55:09

made a comment. It should've been between your

55:12

wife and her mom. If that was

55:14

me, I would just ate quiet

55:16

and ate my entire food and not said

55:18

a word.

55:20

I believe this is universal, but

55:22

you make me ask, is it

55:25

cultural or regional. You know,

55:27

I use food as a

55:29

love language. You

55:32

see

55:32

me time and time again,

55:35

bring food to wherever we are.

55:37

Co

55:37

workers, friends, family,

55:40

cooking, buying it, So

55:43

is

55:43

that cultural or region?

55:46

That is universal. That

55:47

every culture

55:50

every culture just just

55:52

wants to see their children be fed. You know

55:54

what I mean? And and every and

55:56

every cooking matriarch wants to

55:58

see everyone enjoy the food, they

56:00

wanna get the compliments. And also, this is what nothing that happens

56:02

in Thanksgiving every year. Whoever cooked

56:04

has always, like, got a little put a caveat

56:06

on everything. Like, oh, I think I cooked this too

56:08

much or

56:10

always a little bit too much salt in this. But knowing damn well is delicious.

56:12

You know what I mean? You know,

56:14

it's like like before you play pick

56:17

up, be like, oh, my leg hurts a little bit, kinda like just to,

56:19

like, lower the expectations a little bit. Like,

56:22

that's what every cooker, every cook does

56:24

this. When they know they

56:26

make something delicious. They're always just like putting it down or when you see you

56:28

eat tea up, tea up the ball in the first

56:30

tea. You're like, oh, this is my first time out in a

56:32

month. Just trying to lower the

56:34

expectations. Every

56:36

cooked does this knowing it's delicious. But I would definitely say

56:38

that food is a love language is universal without

56:40

question. I would say if

56:43

you've never tried

56:44

cajun

56:46

deep fried turkey. Do it this thanksgiving.

56:48

Safely. Please do

56:50

it safely. Let me say that again. If

56:52

you've never tried cajun deep

56:56

fried Turkey. Try it

56:57

this Thanksgiving. It will change your life.

56:59

And by the way, if you're

57:01

the person either cooking, or

57:04

buying

57:05

the food, you get

57:07

the drumstick leg. I don't want the

57:09

drumstick. That's the worst part of the whole turkey.

57:11

Oh, yours. Worst part of the Turkey. Trump

57:13

said his d was

57:16

part of the Turkey. d was part of the whole Turkey. No thank

57:18

you. No thank you on the drumsticks.

57:20

I love white meat. See,

57:23

I don't love white meat even with chicken. So I don't love breast. Oh, I'm

57:25

a I'm a I'm a I'm a breast

57:27

loving person, an

57:29

orphan. I

57:32

saw your high school pictures. I understand

57:34

why. But I don't love

57:36

know

57:37

the white meat And so

57:39

even with Turkey, like, I want

57:42

the drum or the leg.

57:44

Absolutely. Mm-mm.

57:46

M-mm. Let's

57:47

listen to another

57:48

caller. Yo. Yo.

57:54

I thought Joe did

57:56

Colby. send out the

57:58

o g, right now, the let you

57:59

know? My name is

58:02

Kenny. I'm

58:04

calling k. I gotta take

58:06

two good questions for y'all. I heard Jacob be talking about how to go, like,

58:10

Turkey. I agree with him. Turkey is

58:12

already

58:12

rated. But

58:15

here we go. Here

58:15

here's what I'm gonna ask. Jacoby,

58:18

how

58:18

you feel about

58:19

Thanksgiving with

58:22

no bird.

58:24

If you

58:24

don't rock it to Turkey, you just

58:26

don't spend any time cooking a bird, and

58:29

you just start all

58:30

the sides

58:31

backing sweet potatoes, mashed

58:34

potatoes, green beans. You just go

58:36

crazy on

58:36

all the sides. Anything you can think of?

58:39

And

58:39

just get the bird altogether. So let me know

58:41

what y'all think I didn't wanna try that

58:43

this year. So I need my uncle's

58:46

opinions first, you know

58:47

what I'm saying. Ken,

58:50

stood,

58:50

man after my own heart. Kenny

58:52

knows he knows what's up. All sides --

58:54

It'll not be upset if you go all sides

58:56

with no bird. But when he said no

58:58

bird, I was and maybe he would do some lamb or maybe

59:01

he would do a brisket because I do

59:03

support no bird, but I also think there should

59:05

be sort of a central protein involved

59:07

on the plate but if you

59:09

wanna go all sides, I support

59:12

you. I fully support you,

59:14

Kenyan. That that that doesn't bite

59:16

me over.

59:16

I'll bring something to. what I support, Ken.

59:18

Just so you know, fully

59:21

clear where I stand

59:23

on this topic.

59:26

You have to have a centerpiece,

59:28

and Turkey's usually the centerpiece.

59:30

If not, it could be chicken,

59:33

as

59:33

Jacoby acknowledged, but

59:36

check this

59:37

up out. This is how

59:38

you do

59:39

it. This is how you do a

59:41

bit for Thanksgiving.

59:43

and

59:44

that a day as a friend

59:46

J fans. Here's

1:00:03

a

1:00:07

here's here's the question I have

1:00:09

for Adri. These potatoes

1:00:10

to me. pays, creams, potatoes, tomatoes. Pays, cays, cays,

1:00:12

cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays,

1:00:14

cays, cays, cays,

1:00:14

cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays,

1:00:16

cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, cays, c

1:00:20

everybody's very

1:00:22

young. I

1:00:26

have a question for you.

1:00:28

And this

1:00:29

came up with our colleague

1:00:31

Kayla. Kayla's

1:00:33

mom. Special k. baked

1:00:36

ham gets the honey baked ham. Right? You know

1:00:38

what I'm talking about? The spiral cut honey baked

1:00:40

ham. Delicious. I love

1:00:41

that. We have everything

1:00:44

that's giving. but

1:00:44

we heat it. We put it in the oven. Let

1:00:47

it get warm and

1:00:48

let and then put the

1:00:51

drizzle on it. and

1:00:53

then serve it. She does

1:00:56

not cold ham or

1:00:58

warm ham on the Rose

1:01:00

Thanksgiving table.

1:01:02

one

1:01:02

million percent cooked and warm. Thank you,

1:01:04

Cole. Thank you, ma'am. Oh, you

1:01:06

will call me. Let me tell you something.

1:01:08

I remember sitting up in

1:01:11

the house with my winter clothes on freezing, sleeping

1:01:13

with my cold, sleeping with my

1:01:15

hoodie, sleeping with

1:01:18

my socks, using

1:01:20

a kerosene heater nose running sinus

1:01:22

is bad to this day. Pissed

1:01:24

that I was eating

1:01:25

cold cuts when the

1:01:28

gas was cut off. Oh man, it's one

1:01:30

thing

1:01:30

to eat the fried baloney where you

1:01:32

could cut the slits in and burn the edges.

1:01:34

It's another thing where

1:01:36

you can't use the high plate

1:01:38

because the electricity

1:01:39

is off. And those sandwiches

1:01:41

hit

1:01:41

different. That ham hit

1:01:44

different. That

1:01:46

cold turkey hit different.

1:01:48

Now I remember looking at

1:01:50

my my lovely mother Genie

1:01:52

Cassandra Rolls rested peace.

1:01:54

They tell to her. I'm gonna be better than magic,

1:01:56

Johnson. I'm getting us out of

1:01:58

this situation. I'm gonna make it to

1:01:59

the lead. And she looked

1:02:02

dead

1:02:02

in my eyes and said,

1:02:04

you

1:02:05

are, but you'll never

1:02:06

be better than magic. Well, one for

1:02:09

two a batch. You would be considering

1:02:11

the floor is not bad. definitely got

1:02:13

the family out of the hood

1:02:15

into a better spot. Definitely not better than magic reality.

1:02:17

But one for two is not bad. Fifty percent from the

1:02:19

floor is not bad,

1:02:22

mister Rose.