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Hey, John Rose. I'm David Jacoby. We are.
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Jalen and Jacoby, what is it that pops
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up? And get a peep on. What?
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Hey. What? Hello,
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Rose. We have some big news
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regarding the Brooklyn Nets.
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Same on you. They did not hire Imanidoka
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as was reported they wanted to.
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They hired Joc Von and longtime
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coach. In the NBA, Jocquant had
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this to say when he was announced.
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I guess that was the was
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at the right end candidate in in the
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minds of of elections
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right now, but I'm okay with that. I I
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said to my wife, I might have not
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been here for first choice, and we've
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we've been together twenty years. So, you know, it could
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all work out. So off
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we go. They
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saw sign him to one year,
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finishing this just head coach, and he'll be paid next
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year to be the head coach. It doesn't sound like he is the
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long term solution. What do you think about
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this tire and the notable fact
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that it is not even dope. If y'all think I'm
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gonna be walking around with Grey's, looking like Lovey
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Smith. and Jagvana. Y'all gonna be waiting.
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You're gonna have to succumb at some point. Y'all don't
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know. At some point, it's gonna happen. It's it's
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gonna happen in all honesty. I played against him
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in college. I'm happy that he has the
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opportunity. He's been a longtime assistant
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coach. He's been he has the opportunity
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to be a head coach, not only in Orlando,
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but as an term with the Nets and actually
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has done a really good job in
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Brooklyn when he's had that opportunity. But
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as he mentioned, The term
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interim might as well be in front of his
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name. If you look at the terms of this
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deal, it really has him
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coaching the remainder of this year.
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and next year. If you look at the landscape
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of how new coaches get hired, especially
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from within, normally that's a
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longer term deal. We're
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talking about how much he got paid.
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We're not talking about how long the deal
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is. So he has an opportunity to win
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the job, but I don't think it's gonna be his long
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term. Ultimately, for the next, here's
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what I'll say. The timing
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wasn't right for EMEA and DOCA to get
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higher. It was just too much noise. I
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don't know, Jalen. I'm pulling out of the way with that. It
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seems like he was the right person,
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the best available candidate. And
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there would probably be a a new
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cycle for about three or four days about
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the suspension and what happened in Boston and it would
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go away and they would start winning more basketball games.
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To me, that would be worth it. It seems to me like
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the league or someone intervened in this
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case. And that that that happens
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in a lot of situations. But again,
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when I say the noise, like, NBA
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news happens seemingly in dog
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years. So we forget it
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wasn't less than twelve months ago.
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that the Nets got swept from the playoffs,
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that Katie asked to be traded,
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that he asked for the GM and coach
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to be fired -- Mhmm. -- that Kyrie was
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denied an opportunity to get a deal.
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Last year, Kyrie didn't get vaccinated, so
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he missed half of the games. this year
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you suspended right now. And so
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all of these things, when you're
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trying to hire a new coach, become
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the press conference. The timing
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just isn't right. So let me
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modify what you said though. That
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doesn't mean they can't still do it.
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just not right now.
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Because when people talk about
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teammate being the candidate for the job,
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remember, I'm gonna be the first person and
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to remind everybody this. He
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coached in Philly, Ben
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Simmons. He coached as
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an assistant as well with the knits.
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KD and Kyrie. So he's as
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familiar with that situation as
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anybody could be and as in
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a is as close to
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being somebody that can navigate a
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big three. See, I'm not just talking about
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KD and Kyrie. when the when
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they're healthy and they're on the court, they're gonna
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score thirty points. I know what I would give for now.
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It's seventy bryte. Exactly. I don't know who gets Friday or
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thirty or whatever. Well, we need somebody that's got
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a nurture bin Simmons. And
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John Vaughn was coaching yesterday, and
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I was at the game yesterday. The
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Simpsons is gonna have to be better for them
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if they're gonna be a Contending Team. Jalen,
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you know I love Ben Simmons. You know how much I
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love Ben Simmons. And I was so excited for Ben
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Simmons and his fit on this team and
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how they don't need him to create
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on offense. They don't need him to shoot on offense. And this is
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gonna be a perfect fit for him. They need defense and he's
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defense. So far, that'll
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look great. That look great.
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Jacoby in this I wanna quote
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the OG Doug Collins. The
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game is so hard when you can't shoot.
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Just think about this. Anybody that's ever
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played basketball. The first
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two things somebody do when they walk in a gym
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is dribble the ball or shoot
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the ball. This image
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is warming up doing cuts and dunks
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because he's not trying to shoot the ball.
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Especially in front of an audience, that
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might record him when he's walking into
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a charity event shooting an air ball in the summer.
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It's a mental block. And so
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based on that, you're gonna need a coach
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That's gonna own making
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him play on the baseline. They're
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still not owning that he has to be on
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the baseline. He has to be on the wing.
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If you were Josai or
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Sean Marks, why wouldn't you just hire Amy
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Doki? Lose the press conference. Let
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the storm blow up and then calm down. You end
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up with the best coaching candidate possible and
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you you actually kind of get them
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in an opportunity oddly where you
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normally wouldn't have. It's just that
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I feel the time
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it isn't good, but it don't mean
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it can't happen. That's what I wanna keep
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stressing to you. Why don't you see
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what happens with Kyrie and his
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suspension, and if and when he
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returns? Why don't you let it play out
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to see if Ben Simmons can stay
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healthy. And then when this season ends,
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is Kyle Regan be there long term? Right. Is he
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gonna go to Los Angeles? don't expect to see Kyle
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right on the neck. Is he and so That's
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another opportunity for you to bring
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in eMA. If you're gonna lose
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Kyrie to nurture a team post,
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him leaving. So they played last night. You were in the
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building. They played the Knicks. The Knicks looked terrible,
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but the Nets looked pretty good. It was it was
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a great Nets performance amongst all this
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turmoil. and to have the the first
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time non interim head coach Jacques Faun,
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get a big win on a national game.
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Again, look at KD, booing the Knicks fan.
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I love KD so much. He just does not
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care. He does not care. But they looked good
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last night, the next look bad. I
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was happy to see Seth Curry
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Yeah. Play well, move
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well without the ball. Be
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a guy that can play on the ball, off
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the ball, be a screener for KD. to
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allow him room to operate. But
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you're right. Watching that
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Nets team though steal. they're
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gonna need more bulk on the interior.
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Mhmm. Clarksons has given him some really
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good minutes this year. I like his activity.
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He's a rim runner. He's a shot blocker. and
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and he's gonna continue to grow as a rotation
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eligible starter, but they're gonna
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need to get more physical on the interior.
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Let me tell you who their bigs are in theory.
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KD, bin Simmons,
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and Klaxd. Mhmm. Those are their bigs.
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that they're gonna be using the plate of last year.
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They were they were reusing Drummond
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last year. You know what I mean? And Aldridge,
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like, they they had a bigger frontcourt last
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year than this year, but this really interesting. Look at this
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stat. Look at this, Jalen Rose.
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They're much better defensively without
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irving. This is a small sample size. But
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does this say anything to you? Jacoby
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always reminds me that people play
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basketball on two ends of the floor. Fifty percent of
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the time you play defense. fifty percent of players
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for y'all better be better without one of the
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greatest softness of players in the game.
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Y'all better be player because it's gonna be less
7:58
possessions in a lot of cases. you're gonna
8:01
do more passes in a possession, in a lot of
8:03
cases, gonna be more balanced. And
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also, who else is gonna volume
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shoot? Joe Harris is gonna catch his
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shoot. Mhmm. So Curry is a creator. KD
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is a creator. One of the greatest scores the game
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is seen. After that, Cam
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Thomas can create his own shot. He's a young
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player that I like the minutes that he's developing
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into. I think they should actually get him more minutes.
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And so that you're gonna
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play better defensively, but clearly,
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they're they're not a better team without Kyrie.
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Very quickly before no one's better without Kyrie.
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debatable. Before we move on to you on those.
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Kyrie Irving's five game suspension. Remember
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minimum five game will be up Tuesday
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in Sacramento against the kings after
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the Nets just went through the Los Angeles teams.
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Do you think he plays in uniform for
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the Brooklyn Nets on Tuesday? I do. I do.
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He apologized, and I think they
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move on. He's still under contract.
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And I believe he's still gonna have an opportunity
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to be a productive player for them. I think
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he's gonna have an opportunity to show other
9:03
teams that he can be reliable for the rest
9:05
of this year. so that they could try to roll
9:07
a dice on him at the end of this season.
9:09
And once the game start, what's gonna happen
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is we're gonna actually be thirty something Was that
9:13
we're gonna be dazzled by his basketball volatility.
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Yeah. You know, like, I was so dazzled
9:18
by Kanye last year. I've ordered them all NBA.
9:20
He played less than thirty games. Nah.
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He's a he's a he's a fantastic talent.
9:26
I am not sure. He plays Tuesday night.
9:28
I am not sure. Just nothing about Kyrie
9:30
Irving would surprise me. It would not surprise me
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whatsoever if Kairi or me did not play in that
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game. And how about the fighting Mike Brown
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says Sacramento? That's like a pretty good
9:38
deal, sir. They're looking for a deer.
9:41
Fox out there falling. Yay. There's
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a Sacramento Kings wining games that they
9:45
might not wanna win, but mister Rose.
9:47
It happened again. Danny
9:50
Ainsch is upset and Well,
9:52
Marty. Again, because the
9:54
Jazz won. We got the Jazz
9:57
won. you got. Thank you. Winning basketball
9:59
games this time it was against the Hawks
10:02
and an absolute revelation this season.
10:04
Lorie marketing. you know, I mean, he
10:06
had plenty of opportunity to show what he could do in
10:08
Chicago, to show what he could do in Cleveland. And
10:11
now he's really being featured in
10:13
this jazz offense and looking great. Lori
10:16
Markinnon is playing
10:18
himself towards this year's
10:20
all star game. Wow. You
10:23
can't think. You can't deny a player.
10:26
I I said it's the record setting. in their
10:28
first not let me be the first person to
10:30
say this, hello. Wow. You
10:32
can't deny a player that's averaging
10:34
twenty twenty five on one or two
10:36
of the best teams in the West in all star
10:38
slot. because you gotta put someone on the team
10:40
in the All Star. They're, like, second in the West. Like, someone
10:43
gotta be in the game. And I'm disappointed in
10:45
you. What's up? Where is his pitch? He's in a
10:47
No. can't claim the Internet. can't
10:49
claim the Internet. I can't claim the
10:51
Internet. Yeah. Like, you had to, like, go to high
10:53
school in the domestic U. say, gotcha. For
10:55
me the truth. Kevin Law. Yeah. Gotcha.
10:58
You know what I mean? Gotcha. That's why I'll always
11:00
ride for Duncan Robinson, now the hero
11:02
in Miami. But the Jassy wedding
11:04
Like, is this I think this is sustainable. It's
11:07
not sustainable. It feels like
11:09
the bulls a little bit last year. Remember how
11:11
how well the bulls started last year? You
11:13
know what is whatever reminds everyone,
11:17
how important coaching is. See
11:20
what ends up happening is, Like,
11:23
all you have to do is get people to
11:25
buy into their roles and
11:27
try to master them. That's
11:30
that's the etiquette for success
11:32
in team sports. See, everybody
11:34
has a uniform, everybody has
11:36
an opportunity, you know what everybody
11:38
does it, they don't own their role.
11:41
There's certain people that you say, hey,
11:43
you know, I really like your your your your post
11:45
up game, but we can't have
11:47
you posting up. And do you still run
11:49
into the post? And we like, they're
11:51
buying into their roles and all these are
11:53
veterans that are playing for their next job. I'm happy
11:56
for Utah and I'm happy for Laurie Markening.
11:58
Jalen, anytime. that
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we have an opportunity to discuss. The
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ongoing beef between Isaiah Thomas
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and Michael Jordan, we are going to do that
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because they are still going back and forth
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and perfection starts with petrol. Jalen
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Rose, things
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went from bad, to
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terrible, to nightmare, to
14:01
worse for the Los Angeles Lakers last
14:04
night. Not only did they lose again
14:06
But LeBron James left in the fourth
14:09
quarter with some complications with
14:11
his groin, the same groin that he
14:13
injured a couple years ago doesn't seem to
14:15
be that serious. However, it's
14:17
just more bad news for
14:20
this Lakers team. I gotta tell you a secret fan.
14:22
When you look up at the standings, and
14:24
the Lakers are below five hundred in
14:27
the stadium. five hundred. They're
14:29
below five hundred. below five hundred in the standing.
14:31
They they below five hundred with their record
14:34
and they're below the equator in
14:36
the standings. LeBron's
14:38
in his twentieth season. And
14:42
I know he sees that light at the end
14:44
of the tunnel, and I
14:46
know he knows a train. I
14:48
know he does. Mhmm. Because you and I do
14:50
too. And by the way, look handsome in the day. Great haircut.
14:53
But what that being said, why would
14:55
he risk at
14:58
any way shape or form playing hurt
15:00
for this team. This team is
15:03
very clearly not just not contending,
15:06
but not getting out of the first round if
15:08
they even get in the plane to get
15:10
to get in the plane off. And so here's the other
15:12
thing. There will be
15:14
talk, and the popfather sparked
15:17
this talk. Mhmm. You can't
15:19
trade Anthony Davis ladies and gentlemen.
15:22
talking about this with Steven a Smith.
15:24
He was like, if I'm Golden State, I'll
15:27
send Clay Thompson and dray
15:29
mine green, LA for a d. No And
15:31
I told him No. Thank you very much. Rob
15:33
Pulinca is gonna send you to voice mail.
15:35
Yeah. Yeah. Because Anthony
15:38
Davis is still getting twenty ten
15:41
and two blocks. The only
15:43
player in the league to do so. And
15:45
before last night, there were a couple of bizarre
15:48
second halves where he took, like, four shots,
15:50
one -- Yes. -- half and didn't take
15:52
a shot. Like, they should be woosang in
15:54
him. Feeding him. And feeding him.
15:58
that's what's gonna happen with LeBron out. Mhmm.
15:59
And so you can't just get equal
16:02
value for that player. So
16:04
this is basically gonna be what
16:06
this team is. I wouldn't
16:08
trade the assets. I wouldn't trade
16:11
the the Indiana deal for the pigs
16:13
now because it's only gonna give me maybe
16:15
one or two spots in the in the west
16:18
is not gonna be game changer miles.
16:20
Correct. Yes. Yeah. That's exactly It would
16:22
be it would make them better doesn't put them in
16:24
a position to contend. doesn't put them in position to
16:26
be one through six in the way. Hey, can I say the
16:28
quiet thing out loud if somebody's been traded,
16:31
I think four times? They're
16:33
currently playing for teams. They're you
16:36
you know that Myles Turner and Buddy are
16:38
actually playing right now. Myles Turner went out and
16:40
said he was like, if I was the Lakers, I would long
16:42
enough to do it. Right. But but when you get a
16:44
chance, look at Indiana and the Sanders. That's
16:46
what they play for. And my guy, Ben
16:49
Matherell -- Yes. -- Matherell -- Matherell.
16:51
-- Matherell. because we went into the
16:53
draft. Great. You told me to pick a
16:55
player that I noodle is gonna
16:57
be a game changer. That's my choice. Jeez.
16:59
Him and Halliburton. Jalen,
17:02
we all loved
17:04
the last dance. Remember that during the pandemic? Remember
17:06
we did the After Show? We all listened to it so much.
17:08
One essential figures of the last day was Isaiah Thomas
17:11
and his quote unquote beef of Michael Jordan. Well,
17:13
he spoke about it and he didn't miss
17:15
his words. Here's what he said. Quote, This
17:18
guy comes on television, says that he hates me,
17:20
and then he calls me a bleep. And then I proceed
17:22
to watch the whole documentary about him being a bleep.
17:24
until I get a public apology. This beep
17:26
is gonna go on for a long long time
17:29
because I'm from the west side of Chicago. Jalen
17:31
Rose. think he's gonna be getting a
17:33
public apology from Michael Jaffray George. Well, you could've
17:35
eliminated the first ninety eight percent
17:37
of that quote and just added west
17:40
side from the west side of Chicago. That
17:42
that's that's who Isaiah Lord
17:44
Thomas the third is and
17:46
by the way. When he wasn't growing
17:48
up there, Where was he living? Detroit.
17:51
Okay. As a member of central
17:53
figure of the bad boy, I'm telling y'all,
17:55
look real close in his footage. I
17:58
think I'm in his line.
18:00
I think the entire city of Detroit
18:02
is in his line. As I stand on the table
18:04
everyday Detroit versus everybody, The
18:06
logo looks just like you did from there. I'm
18:08
right behind him. Look, I'm right behind Isaiah.
18:11
I have to be in that line. And by the way,
18:13
when Isaiah talked about not like in
18:15
the way he was portrayed. A guy he
18:17
just walked past. Trader
18:21
Trader Jack McCloskey. That's
18:23
my g. I don't know. That's my championship
18:25
to you. You jail. That's my championship. And
18:28
let me tell you something. Scotty Pippin and
18:30
Horace Grant wasn't happy either. No.
18:33
Also not that big a deal that they walked
18:35
off early. Not that big a deal to me. It's not that
18:37
big a deal deal to me. Why don't you talk about this?
18:39
But you know what? Let me tell you why.
18:41
when everybody talks about what they love
18:43
in sports, these are the
18:45
this is the era where you had true rivals.
18:48
Mhmm. So true rivals weren't
18:50
shaking hands at kissing babies in exchange
18:52
in jerseys after the game. It was a total
18:54
different lifestyle, and I
18:57
loved it. I know you did. I
18:59
see, being that you know they
19:01
won the championship, you would prefer
19:03
it that they lose and do this and win a championship
19:05
than win a championship that year. Absolutely. I know you.
19:07
No question. You like that better. We
19:10
loved that.
19:12
And by the way, there are two places
19:14
that I happen to grow up in one Detroit and
19:16
play in one Indiana. that as
19:18
fans, of course everybody is
19:20
blinded by the greatness. That is the
19:22
gold Michael Air, Jeffrey Jordan, as
19:25
Detroit native. I'm foolishly not
19:27
blinded by it either. Right? He played basketball
19:29
with his tongue up. Oh. But
19:32
we didn't rock Jordan's like
19:34
that. because we wouldn't we
19:36
we wouldn't support an MJ. In
19:38
Indiana, the same way when he returned to
19:40
play that, they fooled him. And so that's
19:42
the greatness and respect. in the honor
19:44
of Michael Jordan and Isaiah and the
19:46
bad boys, Lambert, Rick Mahorn,
19:49
Spider Sally. They
19:51
should. And and and
19:54
Joe, do my
19:56
shareholder trust. And it kept my golf the
19:58
dream team. I'm still mad about Donnie's
20:00
pin We've talked about LeBron, we've talked about
20:03
Michael Jordan. Time to talk about the cowboys.
20:05
There are some conversations
20:08
and rumors and discussions that
20:10
the cowboys are very interested in the services of that
20:12
man, Odell Beckham. Oh, junior. If
20:16
added, I think he's a real
20:18
difference maker in a very tough division. change
20:22
clothes and go. That
20:25
that that that should do that.
20:27
Yes. But but let me give you some game
20:29
about what somebody should do if they're gonna sign
20:31
Odell. You should sign them
20:33
now, get them into your building, get
20:35
your medical staff examining him, looking
20:37
at him every day, get him into the playbook,
20:40
get him in there for couple weeks to rehab. Correct.
20:42
Day four the week. for the rehab a little bit. See,
20:44
this is let me tell you where NFL teams
20:46
are missing. If you're that interested
20:48
in Odell, which you should be, you're
20:51
miss in the point of getting him up
20:53
in your getting him in your building right
20:55
now, so he's ready to go once he
20:57
gets healthy versus allowing him to
20:59
get healthy than signing him. a good point.
21:02
That's a good point.
21:04
Jeline Rose. I
21:06
have
21:06
to tell you something. the Internet is
21:08
mad with me. Because I shared
21:11
my opinion that Turkey is wildly overrated in
21:13
advance of the Thanksgiving holiday, and I stand
21:15
by my You are a grand Turkey is
21:17
wildly overrated and I'm gonna state
21:19
my case and refute your
21:21
refute to that right after this.
21:33
Tomorrow
21:35
is Veterans Day. We have a special
21:38
basketball game and coverage starts
21:40
at nine with NBA countdown and at nine thirty
21:42
it is. timber wolves trying to get
21:44
right against the grizzlies. Gentlemen, what
21:47
do we do every single day on this program? It's
21:49
sad, especially since they
21:53
changed her living arrangement in prison
21:55
that Britney Greiner still raffably detained
21:57
in Russia. And as the
21:59
election just passed, I wish it
22:01
would have been a lot louder for people screaming
22:04
to the hot heavens for her to have a speedy
22:07
safe return to the United States. Absolutely,
22:09
Jalen. We are encroaching
22:11
upon the Thanksgiving holiday. And yesterday,
22:14
I shared my opinion, my opinion, that
22:16
Turkey is wildly overrated. The
22:18
internet did not agree. They're
22:21
sending me multimedia things.
22:23
It's it's a picture of turkey with bacon on it.
22:26
That does look pretty good. but
22:28
still not as good as chicken would be.
22:31
Hey, Jalen. You always say
22:33
the same thing when I say this. You
22:35
always say the same thing. Deep fried
22:37
turkeys, chains is what happens
22:40
when you deep fried turkeys. Okay?
22:42
That. You would look at look at this. Look at
22:44
that. Thaler and Jacoby. Good
22:46
luck for Thanksgiving. Look at those
22:48
in the presidential special
22:51
cases. Special cases, deep
22:53
fry. You've never heard of anybody blowing
22:55
up a deep fried turkey before? Uh-huh. You
22:57
have? Yeah. Everyone's got a story about that,
22:59
but I'm not risking my life for some dry
23:02
time. Wow. Why not doing that? I
23:04
have a chicken. Don't ever dies, cooking
23:06
chicken. Whatever burned down their house cooking
23:08
chicken. Please continue to harass your
23:10
Kobe about his takes on Turkey. especially
23:13
when I'm gonna be the Grand Marshall
23:15
over on Thanksgiving Day in Detroit,
23:18
I'm gonna be eating cajun deep fried
23:20
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24:00
They want It is
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Thursday. We have no show tomorrow, so taken
24:04
some voice mails, but it is also Thursday, which means there's
24:07
a brand new Renaissance man podcast who's this
24:09
week's guest. Absolutely. And
24:11
we're off tomorrow because it's Veterans Day.
24:14
shout to all of the veterans out there.
24:16
We appreciate your service, past,
24:18
present, and future. Your
24:21
sacrifices are why we have our liberties.
24:24
And anytime I get
24:26
confused about the work
24:28
that you guys do and the sec sacrifices
24:30
your family make I get reminded
24:32
of a recent interview I just did with the comedian
24:35
earthquake. Well, he reminded me
24:37
that he was enlisted into the service
24:40
for nine years. And then they got
24:42
a call to go to war. He said he immediately
24:45
asked us be safe. Mhmm. and
24:48
that's how he got into comedy. So
24:50
I appreciate you guys. We all
24:52
appreciate you guys. And make sure you check
24:54
out today's episode with Omar apps.
24:57
So let me tell y'all something about Omar
24:59
Eps. Please do. I
25:02
tastefully asked him this question because
25:04
You know my favorite movies happen to have
25:06
people that are featured and look like me.
25:09
He's been in I I see every movie he's
25:11
been in a hundred times. every
25:14
movie he's been in, I've seen a hundred
25:17
times. Let me just start naming them for you.
25:19
And I wish Red Edge, to
25:21
Adam e forty beat to this.
25:24
Jacoby, have I seen Jews? Yes.
25:28
Have I seen higher learning? Yes.
25:30
How about he love in basketball? How
25:33
about do I watch with power? Yes.
25:36
He's on all of that. And
25:39
the one thing couldn't wait to ask him
25:41
is how was it to have Don
25:43
from Involve as a love interest in
25:45
your first movie? used
25:48
to have a crush on Don from his boat.
25:51
Come on, man. Not that Honey did wanna
25:53
get with me. Just in case I got more
25:55
comments than TLC, Shout the five
25:57
dog recipes. Jacoby
25:59
drop in bars. Jalen,
26:02
it is Veterans Day tomorrow and have to
26:04
confess something happens that I'm not proud of.
26:07
I'm in the airport. I'm
26:10
wearing a camouflage t shirt.
26:15
I'm
26:15
walking through the airport. I've got
26:17
my haircut.
26:20
Someone thanks me for my service.
26:22
And instead of explaining that I'm not in the military,
26:25
I was just like, oh, thank you very much and moved on.
26:27
I assume when I had the conversation. don't
26:29
feel guilty. Let me tell you I don't feel guilty. Let
26:31
me tell you why. I've been a public
26:33
figure for thirty years. Every now
26:36
and then, when I run up on Phil Jackson's
26:38
car after practice, he might call me
26:40
Jamal. Right. I don't say anything.
26:43
People are excited to see me on the street. They might
26:45
call me Derek. People call me Jalen
26:47
all the time. Right. All the time, I call me
26:49
Derek. For Rose.
26:51
They might call me Juan. I get jacobaltz
26:54
too. And so and
26:56
and look the likes. People say look like Mike
26:58
Eps. People say I look like Bradley
27:00
Bill. People say I look like usher. So
27:02
don't feel guilty because what I do
27:05
is I just accepted and keeping moving versus
27:07
having the conversation? I don't wanna have the conversation. No.
27:09
I'm not in the military. I just got a short haircut.
27:11
And and I I got this t shirt work at the
27:13
sky ride in New York City. No. You got
27:15
you got that ready from higher learning
27:17
cut. It's little too tight. I got talked
27:20
to my guy. This place see, this is why I
27:22
don't I'm not willing to barbers because he's stuck
27:24
in his ways. Every time I try to make an adjustment,
27:26
he just goes back to his old habits. and that's
27:28
why I'm not loyal to barbers because now,
27:30
like, I I literally went in this chair and I said, let's
27:32
change it up today and do some different. Let's do
27:34
this, this, and that. And then he just does the same thing.
27:37
You got one pitch. It
27:39
might be Mariano Rivera though. It might be time to
27:41
move on. It might be time
27:43
to move on. but but can't beat
27:46
the price though sixteen dollars. You so
27:48
cheap? Sixteen dollars for a cup. You know what
27:50
I'm speaking of that? I need to
27:52
talk to Pat Bill. He did
27:54
something that was blasphemous, and I ain't talking
27:56
about missing threes.
27:57
What? He
27:59
tried
27:59
to complain about the cost
28:02
of getting a haircut. I
28:04
support you, Pep. We need to talk about this. We
28:06
need to talk about this. We need to talk about this
28:09
so much. We did TV together here at
28:11
the Seaport Studios, and saw outfit.
28:13
Right? And then later on, there's video
28:15
of him going to the cage at West fourth and playing
28:18
pickup basketball. In the same
28:20
outfit, he had white
28:22
jeans on. And he just it
28:24
looks off where he was a googled New
28:26
York City basketball park playground
28:29
and just got in the subway and got there.
28:31
That was the realest thing that happened this summer, and
28:33
I love him for that. I love him for that so
28:35
much. I love all NBA players that
28:37
who outside Yes.
28:40
If you play basketball outside, I love
28:42
you. Yeah.
28:43
And I
28:44
understand that NBA, people that fought
28:46
Lee closely, could say something about Pat
28:49
Bev's games, this or that. But but
28:51
him again some civilians. Michael
28:53
Jeffrey Jordan. Michael Jordan,
28:55
since we will not be taking all voice mails tomorrow because
28:57
we had no show tomorrow, we will be taking a
28:59
voice mail now because we always wanna
29:01
give the people they want. And hearing from the people is
29:03
very important to us. hit us with your thanksgiving,
29:06
questions, opinions, traditions,
29:09
favorite sides, habits. Let
29:13
us know unique about your Thanksgiving
29:15
and asks us any questions about Thanksgiving, called
29:17
ninety 580 Jalen. We'll put you on
29:19
the show just like this.
29:22
Then
29:22
then Kobi
29:24
sought out red. This is eMoney
29:26
from North Carolina. It's, like,
29:29
five fifty two in the morning waiting to go back
29:31
in work. listening to y'all talking
29:33
yesterday. But the thanksgiving
29:35
man, like me and my family,
29:38
we usually do it. green or turkey.
29:41
I cut it down in the middle, but I let it marinades
29:43
by two days in an sauce and,
29:45
like, existing Italian sauces, marinade
29:48
as well. and then I throw
29:50
that thing on the grill, flat, break
29:52
the backlit, flat, man. I grill it like
29:54
a whole man. And I got a physical base
29:56
sauce man. Y'all got to love it. like
29:59
Turkey barbecue.
29:59
you And
30:01
my family love it. I mean, people love
30:03
it. They call me try to get me the door.
30:05
But this year, everybody is gonna be in
30:07
trouble. because me and my family taking
30:09
a vacation from Thanksgiving. We go into
30:11
Disney where I broke. I know it's gonna
30:14
tell my pockets up. but we need
30:16
a vacation from Thanksgiving. Which
30:18
y'all think about that cultural original
30:21
vacation from Thanksgiving. And
30:23
which y'all gotta think about my cowboys.
30:26
You think we're gonna get over there. But
30:28
like I said, I've been with you guys for a long
30:30
time, but still six time
30:32
collar. Who knows? Maybe
30:34
I'll make the cut this time. But,
30:37
anyway, like I said in the previous
30:39
calls, I'm a keep pumping pumping, pumping, like,
30:41
mix tapes. to you guys quickly up there. Who?
30:44
the
30:45
Just break the break
30:47
the back and leg. I was like, you and
30:49
I think eMoney who's definitely
30:51
black by the way. Definitely. I
30:54
think eMoney, he convinced you.
30:56
He convinced me. Yes. I would I would eat
30:58
his turkey happily. It's
31:00
a two days. That's awesome. Marinating the
31:02
zesting Italian. That ain't done.
31:04
That is not a drop, Turkey. No. That
31:06
is No. has been grinding
31:08
the turkey for twenty four hours, but two days
31:10
of marination, and then breaking the bat
31:13
cookie leg a hog on the grill.
31:14
Wow. eat
31:16
money. Shao e money. Drop
31:19
the adi e money. And also, it's
31:21
a boss move to take a trip
31:23
during Thanksgiving. what I'm doing. Because
31:26
normally families aren't, quote unquote,
31:29
traveling during that time. You
31:31
normally traveling domestically to
31:33
go meet family members, you're
31:35
not necessarily traveling to
31:37
be on vacation. So that's actually
31:39
the perfect time. to take a family
31:41
vacation. I got Disney
31:44
Secret for eMoney that people that go to
31:46
Disney World. The Disney Corporation which pays
31:48
us is gonna be upset with me for giving
31:51
this game to the Podcasts exclusive listeners.
31:54
Jalen, we're gonna have to end the pod after this because
31:56
they might shut down the lights. what
31:58
you wanna have happen when you go to
31:59
Disney World, you
32:01
want your plans to get messed up.
32:04
That
32:04
happened to me the last two times I went
32:06
the places weren't working. It wasn't matched
32:08
up. Everything in the background was all messed
32:10
up. They have great customer service. And when they messed
32:12
things up, they want they want to make it right.
32:15
You know how they make it right? by
32:17
giving you three fast passes for
32:19
everybody in your family, her day
32:21
that you're there, you add that with the
32:23
lightening lane stuff that you set up in the morning, you're going on
32:25
all the rides and waiting in no lines. So eMoney,
32:28
before you go to Disney World, intentionally somehow
32:31
mess something up. So you don't go
32:33
to the main gate line, you go to the customer service
32:35
line next to the main gate, and you complain,
32:37
and you have your kids there, and they're crying.
32:39
and they're hot. And you're sad. And
32:41
they fix it for you by hooking you
32:43
up. Oh, no. Oh, you know what
32:46
my my wife used to do? She is crying. My my
32:48
day. Oh, duh. My wife used to make up ailments
32:50
that Quincy had. So Quincy's
32:52
over there, like and she I don't even know what
32:54
she said. Got it. I don't like it. I didn't feel right about
32:56
it, but she would make up ailments Quincy head so we could,
32:58
like, not wait online. Hey, eMoney. I'll give you
33:00
two hundred dollars. No. That's all.
33:03
How are your kids out there falling down, crying,
33:06
making up ailments, to try to
33:08
get some easy passes. He said
33:10
it's gonna hurt his pocket. He getting ready for
33:12
it. But that's great advice. You know, that turkey sounds great.
33:14
You don't do that. I still think that all other
33:16
turkeys overrated except for eMoney. So unless
33:18
you're doing it like eMoney, your turkey is wildly
33:21
overrated chicken is better. We'll be back on Monday
33:23
with another day. We're not done. Why
33:25
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33:27
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33:29
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