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this.

1:01

Sophilia and Jacoby. Needs

1:03

more so long time listener. I'm

1:06

from Long

1:06

Island. My

1:08

question is for both you

1:11

guys. Then now is

1:13

this is body odor question.

1:15

Damn it. From all your years to play in the

1:17

NBA, was there ever a player

1:19

around the league? known

1:21

to have bad body odor. You know,

1:23

this guy's backing you down. This guy's

1:25

sweating on you for forty eight minutes tonight.

1:28

Yeah. The owner was just ridiculous. So

1:30

is there any player that comes to mind for you

1:33

in

1:33

the week that had patients

1:36

had him had him bad body odor. To call

1:38

me my question if he was the same. I know you

1:40

played a lot of these as far as basketball

1:43

goes. Shout out to Kobe. Is

1:46

there any player that comes this time for you that

1:49

you

1:49

could think of as bad body

1:51

order? Like, man, you know, this I have to guard

1:53

this God tonight.

1:54

This thing is crazy. But

1:56

anyway, shout out, rage, love

1:58

the show,

1:59

keep doing what you're doing. number

2:02

one podcast in the game. I'm out.

2:05

It's

2:06

a great question. What

2:09

I've taken to doing to or his question

2:11

to me first is, I keep deodorant on

2:13

the backpack. I keep that thing on me. because sometimes

2:15

I'm I surprise myself with how bad

2:17

I stick. So I've I've got the geography

2:20

in the backpack just just

2:22

for some time, but I'm putting that uniform

2:24

on or whatever. What is that?

2:26

Oh, like that bunk is me.

2:29

I I am funky. So so

2:31

I got a prospect for my opponents. I throw

2:34

some deals right on or some anti personal

2:36

before I play in my Back League games, mister

2:38

Rose, he wants to be mean to be about

2:41

funky players that you play against in the

2:43

NBA.

2:47

Obviously, God bless the dead,

2:50

but I believe one of players with

2:52

the late lefty sharunas march

2:54

alonas.

2:56

Was one of those guys that

2:58

felt like lefty,

3:00

you know. And by the way, when we start

3:03

talking about and I don't

3:05

use this term, the

3:07

the term

3:10

I

3:13

don't like the term, the basketball,

3:15

the euro step. I

3:17

don't like that term. And

3:21

the reason why I don't like that term

3:23

is because American born players like

3:25

myself have been doing

3:27

that slide stuff since the beginning of the time.

3:30

Charunis,

3:30

Barcelona, I

3:33

believe is one of the players they

3:35

came to the NBA and

3:37

was doing the quote unquote Eurostep.

3:40

And after his game,

3:44

As one of the lead dominoes, people

3:47

now call that a euro step.

3:50

That used to be a lefty step. Chris

3:52

Mullen did it all of the time. Nick

3:54

Van Exel did it all of the time.

3:58

Slide step. I don't know

3:59

on the top. You're less cell that was doing

4:02

was doing that same euros. Exactly. You

4:04

know, years and year, like, forty, fifty years ago,

4:06

forty years ago, twenty years even had basketballs. I

4:08

hate that term. That that that that's a casuals

4:11

term for me.

4:12

As it relates to

4:17

sweating. That's easy. Patrick Ewing.

4:20

He

4:20

keeps on sweating right now. He

4:22

comes to mind. Yeah. When when when

4:24

the question was asked from our great call, The

4:26

first person that came to mind was Patrick Ewing. And

4:28

as a heavy sweater myself, it's

4:30

it's sometimes it's embarrassing, like

4:32

whenever I touch the ball or the ball hits

4:34

my shirt, that, like, whoever gets it

4:36

next, like, looks at it, like, it's just bed dipped

4:38

in slime. They, like, want a call time out

4:40

just to wipe it off. It's embarrassing.

4:42

It's hard. I got another one for you. got

4:44

another one for you.

4:47

He was so great that I didn't get

4:50

close enough to him to confirm this.

4:53

But

4:53

Michael Jordan's breath between cigars

4:55

and having his tongue out all the time has

4:57

to sleep.

4:59

the

5:00

I never considered I never considered

5:03

the implications of the tongue out. But if you

5:05

do have bad breath, then you constantly have your tongue

5:07

out. I can imagine that it gets kinda

5:09

I also feel like mouth guards.

5:11

Like, if you if you're not sanitary with your mouth

5:13

guard, that thing's gonna end up stinking up

5:15

your breath too. Big shout to our caller.

5:18

This is an all voice mail exclusive

5:20

Friday as you call it 98580 Jaylen will

5:22

put you on the show just like this.

5:26

Hey. This is Kareem from Portland,

5:29

shout out Rich, love the

5:31

show, longtime listener,

5:33

many time caller, I have a

5:35

question about whether

5:38

it is efficient or

5:40

foul.

5:42

to do business, let's

5:44

say, pick up a phone call, do work,

5:47

you know, connect with folks

5:48

from the main throne, in

5:51

the bathroom

5:52

because sometimes you have an important

5:55

call come in while you're doing your business, you

5:57

don't wanna rush, Do you

5:59

send it to

5:59

voice mail? Or

6:00

do you pick up the call? And even if

6:02

they don't know,

6:04

it won't hurt them. Let me know what y'all

6:06

say.

6:07

I keep getting them checks. Peace.

6:10

So does this happen to everybody?

6:12

I like that he said you're in the the

6:14

main throne. We all know which one that is

6:16

the handicap. kept stall. That's the that's

6:18

the preferred stall for all of us

6:20

and we're doing our business. You're sitting

6:23

down on the main throne. You've

6:25

been waiting for a call for, like, days.

6:28

And you see that number come through on your

6:30

phone. Jalen Rose, how do you react? A

6:34

couple of things.

6:36

I've tried over

6:38

the last few years and

6:40

pretty successfully to go

6:43

and use the bathroom without

6:45

being on the phone.

6:50

oh

6:52

The one thing I want everybody to think

6:54

about when you start talking about being sanitary,

6:57

if

6:57

you're sitting on the toilet, and

7:00

you're using your phone.

7:04

After you wipe yourself, you

7:07

wash your hands. You don't

7:09

wash your phone.

7:12

So all of you people out there is

7:15

walking in the bathroom. is

7:17

sitting on the throne while

7:19

using the phone?

7:22

You're unsanitary. Number

7:25

one. Number two,

7:28

if you're really waiting for a

7:30

call and it happens while

7:32

you're in the bathroom, And it's important.

7:34

Just think about this.

7:36

If it's really important to you,

7:39

you make it a priority. At

7:42

that time, you

7:45

can't manage the priority properly

7:47

while you're using a bathroom. because

7:49

there are too many factors you can't control.

7:52

Yep. Number one, the noise

7:54

that might happen. You

7:57

can't control it. The toilet may

7:59

flush. It may be noise. You

8:01

may you may poop or

8:03

anything. You you can't can control the

8:05

noise that might happen. If it's

8:07

a professional call, you

8:09

handle it professionally, not

8:12

in the bathroom. I'm

8:14

going straight to voicemail. I mean, and

8:16

there's no call that's important. That's so important that

8:18

I gotta take it while I'm in there. And also

8:21

discretion is very important to me. If an important call, I

8:23

don't wanna mess still want anyone else listening

8:25

to it, and I can't see through the stall

8:27

door. So I don't know what people might be

8:29

privy to what's being said or what's being

8:31

heard. So I will just I'll go straight to

8:33

voice mail and call that person back. Nothing's more

8:35

important at that moment than what

8:36

I'm handling in the main room. Let's

8:39

hop

8:39

for a couple more calls. Hit us at ninety 580

8:41

jail in the wrong leave us a voice mail.

8:46

Hello.

8:48

have a question regarding birthday

8:52

for my husband. My

8:55

husband's turning thirty one

8:57

in a few days. And he's

8:59

really not a big birthday guy.

9:02

Every

9:02

year, I kinda asked him, you know,

9:04

what do you wanna

9:05

do? And I always gonna

9:07

ask an advance just so we can, like,

9:09

plan something in case he

9:11

wants to go out of town or, you know,

9:13

if I can get my coins together,

9:15

you know,

9:16

And I guess

9:18

I'm just kinda wondering what

9:21

do you do for

9:23

the person who oh,

9:26

I guess, a man who

9:28

is just really honed to the birthday like

9:30

that. I understand that,

9:32

you know, they are typically women

9:36

to make a big deal about their

9:38

birthdays. So maybe I'm projecting some

9:40

of that But, you know, I care about

9:42

his birthday, and I definitely don't wanna do

9:44

anything,

9:44

you know, not do anything for

9:46

him.

9:47

the

9:48

I would like to say, I do

9:51

enjoy the show. It's really my

9:53

husband's favorite podcast, and I

9:55

just kinda catch, like, click on it in

9:57

the car when we're together. And

9:59

I always enjoy

9:59

the, you know,

10:02

the great advice you guys have given out year

10:05

after year and year and everything. So I

10:07

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10:09

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10:46

I've

10:46

got the answer for you. No. Don't.

10:49

I've got it right here right now. I've

10:51

got the answer. this

10:53

guy is not a big birthday person. Chandler Rose,

10:55

big birthday person. He wants all the attention.

10:57

He he he wants to even know what's coming. He's

10:59

gonna celebrate it for the entire month. especially

11:02

this year. I'm surprised we're not already celebrating

11:04

your fiftieth birthday. I mean,

11:06

we we we should already be celebrate.

11:08

You the whole year. Twenty twenty three is

11:10

all the jailing part in the entire year.

11:13

Here's

11:13

what you do. His

11:14

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11:31

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11:33

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fix for you right there. Easy. Love

11:42

that advice. Thank you put a call.

11:44

Appreciate the love. I wanna

11:46

modify a couple of things.

11:48

There have been a couple of people

11:51

that have reached out to the

11:53

staff like I've asked them to and

11:55

given the staff their addresses for me

11:57

to send them hoodies and or merge.

12:00

I'm gonna make sure

12:02

I follow-up. I believe there was a

12:04

a young man and and his daughter

12:06

that called in, and I'll just

12:08

call her as well. Please hold the

12:10

accountable teammates, Nicholas Tuts,

12:12

and everybody to make sure that we take

12:14

care of this request. for

12:17

Jacoby gave

12:20

you one answer. I'm gonna give you another

12:22

answer.

12:26

Every person that doesn't

12:28

like to be celebrated

12:30

are the people that really

12:32

wanna get celebrated the most.

12:34

All of the

12:37

people that say, I don't want anything.

12:39

Don't thank me. Don't

12:42

do any of that. Those will be

12:44

put at really mad at you

12:46

when you don't celebrate or salute

12:48

them. Don't fall for that trap.

12:50

Do not fall

12:52

for that trap.

12:54

I celebrate

12:57

my birthday for thirty days,

12:59

but I wanna modify something

13:01

my brother Davis said. I

13:04

don't like to be celebrated in a room

13:06

by people on my

13:09

birthday, so to speak. If you

13:11

think back at all of my birthdays,

13:13

Jacoby, I've never had a

13:15

party. No. I

13:17

don't like birthday parties. Here's

13:22

why. I only

13:24

wanna be around people that

13:26

I love. and vice

13:28

versa. Why am I

13:30

gonna fill a room full of people

13:33

to talk about me behind

13:35

my back? that don't really

13:37

love me. That seems

13:39

phony to me. So I

13:41

don't really do the birthday party thing. I

13:43

can't remember the last time I had

13:45

a birthday park. For

13:47

your husband, for your significant

13:50

other, make sure you get them

13:52

a gift make

13:54

sure you take him

13:56

somewhere that he likes to

13:58

go. Maybe a

13:59

concert, maybe

14:03

a show. Like, take

14:05

him somewhere that he

14:07

would enjoy. And here's

14:09

the other thing. be sexy

14:13

for them. You do some

14:15

lingerie, cook for

14:17

them, put on a playlist, Have

14:20

a Netflix and chill night,

14:22

treat them like a key, give

14:24

them some breakfast and bed,

14:27

massage your feet, he'll

14:29

be happy. I

14:30

promise you. It's not a multimillion

14:33

dollar proposition at all.

14:35

The time, the smile,

14:37

the love, the compassion,

14:40

the care is what

14:42

he'll appreciate. Please keep us

14:44

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15:10

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15:13

just like this.

15:15

Yo. What's going on? Yo. Peace

15:18

and love. This is definitely

15:20

one for the pot exclusive and

15:22

shout out range. So

15:26

what you do how do you dance? Right?

15:28

I'm feeling myself. I'm in the club,

15:30

and a a young lady comes to

15:32

dance, and she puts that thing on

15:34

me. What do I do?

15:36

Do I stand still? Do I go

15:38

to the rhythm of a song? Do I do what

15:40

I was doing before? Do I

15:43

follow her movement? how do

15:45

I navigate? Get

15:48

back pain put on? You

15:50

know, I just I need to

15:52

know. Alright. Peace and

15:54

love. Shut out

15:56

guys. This

15:58

is this is great. This is a great

16:00

call. because -- Excellent. -- I I can

16:02

dance, but I'm not a good dancer. You know

16:04

what I mean? Like, I'm not good at

16:06

it. Jalen's a good dancer. So we're

16:08

gonna get two different perspectives here.

16:10

Here's what I would say. It's

16:13

not about you. It's

16:15

it's about her. You are just a

16:17

vehicle for her to showcase

16:19

her skills. So anything

16:21

that you are trying to do to try to make

16:23

it about you, whether you're trying to match the

16:25

rhythm, or you're trying to, you know, do do

16:27

some moves to get your own little attention or

16:29

whatever. No. You are just a vehicle

16:31

for her performance. So whatever

16:33

you do do, try to be complimentary

16:35

and just try not to mess it up because

16:37

it is not about you. It

16:39

is about her. Mister Rose, your

16:41

your contribution. Thank

16:43

you for the call. We appreciate the continued

16:45

support. You

16:46

gotta you gotta put on that proverbial

16:49

side and we ride that backside,

16:51

sir. You gotta ignore

16:53

everything that was happening prior to that

16:55

showing up. What do you

16:57

mean? What do you mean? Pretend

16:59

you're a belt. And

17:01

you hold in your waist up. That's

17:03

what you do. No question

17:05

about it. Don't worry about your

17:08

dance. Don't worry about your

17:10

rhythm. You worry about doing that

17:12

genuine thing. Right.

17:15

That pony, saddle,

17:19

baby. Right?

17:21

My pony. That's what

17:24

you do. And

17:27

Jacoby's right. You

17:29

are there strictly as

17:31

a prop because news

17:34

flash, if you weren't

17:36

standing there, doing what I said you should

17:38

do? Trust me.

17:40

There'll be other guys that are willing

17:42

to. I know it.

17:45

You know it and

17:47

she know it too. So

17:49

don't worry about trying to get your pup

17:51

daddy moves on. UAFC

17:53

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17:55

don't even matter. Let the

17:57

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17:59

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dot com. In my

18:32

previously single days, I

18:35

dated this woman that was too good of a dancer for me. She

18:37

was laughing. She was just too good.

18:39

It just didn't work. Like, we would go

18:41

out and I was like, this doesn't work. Like, you

18:43

shouldn't just be dead with someone else. Now, we are not

18:45

a match. You are too you are too

18:47

talented at this. Like, I can't even

18:49

keep up. Like, I just I just knew that one

18:51

wasn't gonna long term. I knew that wasn't

18:53

the long term. So it's funny you say

18:55

that. You you just reminded me

18:57

of something.

19:00

That's crazy. I I I've never told you this

19:02

story. You you just reminded me of something.

19:05

The years

19:05

I when I got traded to the rap,

19:08

stirs. I've never I I don't think I've ever told

19:10

this story. When I got traded

19:12

to the Raptors, I

19:14

bought a place in Florida, made

19:16

that my residence so I could save

19:18

on my taxes because I

19:20

was gonna be playing in Canada.

19:23

And I

19:25

started to spend more time in

19:27

Miami spot. And

19:29

I was dating a woman.

19:32

who spoke

19:35

Spanish, I believe she

19:37

was Latin and get ready

19:40

for this.

19:40

She does

19:44

speak English.

19:51

So we we I know you don't speak

19:53

Spanish. Correct. So

19:56

we to be in my apartment, and

19:58

I learned how to just communicate with

20:00

my body language and with my

20:03

hands. and I to try to Google

20:05

stuff the same tour.

20:07

air

20:11

And

20:12

I and I

20:14

used to play the role like

20:16

she was teaching me Spanish when

20:18

I really was just trying to get over to

20:20

my place so we can hang out and kick

20:23

it. And

20:24

we went

20:25

dancing a couple of times,

20:27

and this is what reminded me of.

20:29

She was an excellent dancer,

20:32

ballroom, salsa, all

20:34

over the floor.

20:36

And I gotta

20:37

ask my J and J

20:39

fans. Boss move or a soft

20:42

move. When we

20:42

went out, I couldn't keep what

20:44

were her dancing. So

20:47

basically, it was understood that

20:49

she would just dance with other people.

20:52

Same thing

20:53

happened to me. The same thing happened to me.

20:55

I was was such a good dancer that

20:57

there were other natural

20:59

dancing partners for her that

21:01

she would enjoy dancing with more than dancing

21:03

with me. They would enjoy dancing with her and then

21:06

dancing reminds me that anybody else they got there.

21:08

So who might have stayed in the way?

21:10

That day? All I know is this. All I

21:12

know is this. I must

21:14

have game to be able to pull

21:16

somebody that don't

21:17

speak English. Well,

21:20

You guys

21:21

both spoke the

21:23

universal language of love.

21:26

Body language. We will be back on

21:28

Monday. Don't forget to go to Detroit lions

21:30

dot com slash jalen and Jacoby.

21:32

We are putting on a live show in

21:34

Detroit before the Lions game. Before they

21:36

beat the dolphins, you can join

21:39

in the building limited tickets available.

21:41

It will be an intimate setting. You

21:43

will get a a pod exclusive

21:45

like you've never seen or heard before.

21:48

on next Sunday, so go to troy lines dot

21:50

com slash jalen and Jacoby and

21:52

join us in the deep. We'll be back next

21:54

week. Why

21:55

is that, Jalen? And

21:57

before we get out of here, I wanna add to something you

21:59

say. If you

22:01

love football and you

22:03

love Jaylon and Jacoby,

22:05

How could

22:06

you not be at Fort

22:08

Field next Sunday? I don't

22:10

care if you live in Buffalo. It's only

22:12

a couple hour

22:14

drive. Chicago, three

22:16

and a half hour drive,

22:19

Ohio, three hour drive, Canada,

22:23

one hour, you got a

22:25

chance to watch football and

22:28

Jaylon in Jacoby. in the same

22:30

place, at the same time.

22:32

We need y'all to come and represent.

22:34

And like the blast mount of Carahris one

22:36

was famously said to the TR808D

22:40

NICE. We're not done. We're

22:42

not done. We are

22:44

not done.

22:46

that obama