0:02

Wake up knowing. Wake you wake you.

0:04

Get up, rise and shine. Turn it

0:06

up. Jason

0:12

Lauren. It's Jason Lauren in the morning.

0:14

Pick n Pay for

0:17

Roto?

0:18

Good. More morning. We love a Friday.

0:20

My boss. My

0:21

name is nineteen degrees today.

0:23

Quint in the news room? Good day, guys. What's

0:25

the date, Thomas?

0:26

It is the thirtieth of September. Just

0:29

wanna

0:29

mark the date and time down because Clint's

0:31

about to make a promise thirtieth

0:34

of September. Am I aware of

0:36

this? at my eyewear, please? 603

0:39

Clint. Yes. Are you having

0:41

a quiet weekend?

0:42

There's

0:45

every chance I'll have a quiet weekend. There's

0:47

every chance I see. It's like the door. It's been sick.

0:49

There's a get out course. I

0:52

don't Now haven't sound

0:53

like your mother, but you haven't been well this

0:55

week. Right. No. And if you go out this

0:57

week -- Good advice. -- you

0:58

come in next week complaining he's still

1:00

not well. Chase won't be sharing his

1:02

anticholes with me.

1:03

Alright. Thank

1:06

you, though, guys. Right. We're just worried about

1:08

you. that and the filling people

1:10

freak us out. So just, you know Yeah. Don't

1:12

take it down. It's pretty good. Take take down.

1:14

Take although I remember when I did it, that was

1:16

right. Although if Clint gets

1:18

the rona, now we can come back into work. That's

1:21

what national cabinet are looking at. Today,

1:23

national cabinet examining the chance

1:25

I'm scrapping it all together. Well, there goes

1:27

our option to play the old COVID card.

1:29

Get a week at home. You're sick. You can still have a week

1:31

at home. You're right.

1:32

If you're not symptomatic.

1:33

So just if you ring in the boss put on the

1:35

cuff. Yeah. Make sure he's got the dry cough.

1:37

Gotcha. I'm with you. What do guys up to

1:39

into the weekend?

1:40

I have absolutely no

1:42

plans this weekend, and I'm so excited about

1:44

it. That's

1:44

pretty good.

1:45

Nothing. From the second I walk out this

1:47

door, don't wanna hear from any of you.

1:51

No. I've got no plans. I'm really excited.

1:53

I'm not sure. What about you?

1:56

Jason. We've got mates coming around for

1:58

barbecue tomorrow because it's getting into

1:59

that barbecue weather now. Isn't it? You know what

2:02

I mean? Yes.

2:02

It's also in that really temperamental weather

2:04

where it's like you think it's warming up

2:06

and then the sun goes down and it's absolutely

2:08

freezing cold and you're regret it. You know what I did last

2:10

weekend in preparation for this weekend's barbecue?

2:12

Wait. Wait. It might

2:14

affect your barbecue. What? Stay light

2:16

savings. Start this weekend. Yes.

2:17

So

2:19

does that mean you get an extra hour at the barbecue or

2:21

an hour less at the

2:21

barbecue? Oh, here we go.

2:23

So this the old six o'clock

2:25

will be the new seven o'clock.

2:27

No. No. No. No. No. No. I think it

2:29

goes to five o'clock. Doesn't it? five. It goes

2:31

backwards. Does it? No. It goes

2:33

forwards.

2:33

The sun if the sun used to go down at

2:36

six, it now goes down at seven.

2:37

say, hang on. If I'm out

2:40

at two o'clock in the bar -- Yeah. --

2:42

at two o'clock --

2:43

Cott's go forward. Oh,

2:44

nice. So you gotta go home? She loses an

2:47

hour. Yeah. Oh, god. you're sitting there till

2:49

a clock going to house that go out, you gotta

2:51

do it because you're about to lose an hour.

2:52

If the sun normally comes up, it seeks, and

2:54

that's what time you get up. the sun will now

2:56

come up at seven. So

2:58

six is really five.

3:00

It's gonna

3:02

get up about earlier, I think. Yeah.

3:04

We nailed that explanation. I

3:07

don't know. Sunday, two

3:09

AM, clocks are put forward

3:11

one now.

3:11

So does that mean we gain an hour sleep? We lose

3:14

an hour sleep?

3:14

I can't do this. You lose

3:16

an hour, Aussie? You know what? We just

3:18

lost an hour explaining we're gonna

3:20

loosen it.

3:21

So if I only get up at four thirty for this job, I've got

3:23

it up at three thirty on Monday.

3:24

You know what? Thirteen 1065

3:27

is the number? Can

3:29

you explain what's gonna happen

3:31

with daylight savings this weekend?

3:34

And listen. So confused. If

3:36

you confuse us, you gone, and we

3:38

move on to the next caller. I

3:39

mean, I didn't confuse anybody just then, did

3:42

I?

3:42

Whoever actually explains it right, Village Cinemas

3:44

Gold Closter. And will it ruin the curtains?

3:47

You

3:47

know, the Queenslanders reckon it ruins their

3:49

curtains. Oh, yeah.

3:50

And it makes the cows. It puts the cows.

3:52

It makes the jet lagged or something

3:53

like that. Thirteen 1065

3:56

who can explain how daylight

3:58

savings works this weekend.

3:59

If you can't explain it, we move to the next caller.

4:02

Whoever What if

4:03

can we give something to someone who can explain

4:05

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You also get a PhD

4:07

in some kind of degree.

4:08

This is on. Right? You guys yeah.

4:10

Yes. It is. But what did you say giving them?

4:12

Village Cinemas Gold. Oh, yeah. Great. Wow.

4:14

You got your headphones tuned to the fox

4:16

again.

4:18

You're listening to the Jason Lauren

4:21

podcast. I'm confused. I've

4:23

got myself into a state of distress.

4:25

Clint

4:25

here from the newsroom as well. We are discussing

4:27

daylight savings this weekend. It's not because

4:29

it's not that hard.

4:30

It is. It's it's hard to explain

4:32

though. Thirteen

4:33

So I'm trying to work out if we lose sleep

4:35

or gain slip. You clock still it automatically now.

4:38

Don't Yeah. That helps. Hang on.

4:40

Thirteen 1065 is our number.

4:43

explain what's gonna happen with daylight savings

4:45

this weekend. If you manage manage

4:47

to do that, we'll give you village cinemas and

4:49

broadcast tickets. You know what sucks? What's that?

4:51

When your phone's changing, but then the kitchen

4:53

clock starts

4:53

around. Trying to change the microwave is,

4:55

like, torture. Oh, back

4:58

car clock.

4:58

Is anyone else just one of those people that

5:00

just leaves it for

5:01

the whole year? Your car clock not

5:03

changed automatically. No. I don't have one of the

5:05

fancy European cars. where you

5:07

have some little dude

5:09

hidden in the glove box, whose only job

5:11

it is once a year is to pop out of the glove box

5:13

and change the expensive clock. I just It's

5:15

an optional extra. That's right.

5:16

I just bought a new microwave this year, Jake,

5:19

and it'll update itself. I

5:20

reckon there's a good chance you'll just throw out that

5:22

microwave and buy you once said the clock arrived.

5:24

Trying

5:24

to change the oven and the microwave is the pizza. Melissa

5:26

from office, I'm good morning. Please explain

5:28

to everyone. to our show.

5:30

Thank you. Alright. What's happening

5:32

this weekend?

5:33

Well,

5:34

Alright, Ricky. I've got the best thing for you.

5:36

Spring forward, fall back.

5:38

Where in spring, you put your clocks forward. You'll

5:41

lose an hour. Spring

5:44

forward. Spring forward. Fall back. Fall

5:46

back. So in the fall in our

5:48

autumn, you put the cops in the

5:50

back, you gay in an hour.

5:53

Yes. We're going forward because we're in

5:55

spring, but we're losing an hour sleep. Call

5:57

it forward. Oh, come on.

5:59

that one. That's so mean. Moving

6:02

on. Alright. Brennan from Glen

6:04

Huntley, I quite liked that one. Brennan, tell us

6:06

what's happening with daylight savings because I was trying

6:08

to say the o six is the new seven. which

6:10

me doesn't I

6:11

think she got that from Billy Brown list. The other

6:13

day, she's used to that on the radio. But anyway

6:16

Not on this stage. So we we

6:19

do lose an hour of sleep, which is

6:21

not good for us to get up at four:five in the

6:23

morning, but the

6:25

clocks are full, so we get an hour of A

6:28

lot more day loss. We get more barbecues, more

6:30

party, more birthday, more

6:32

things to do. So Renin,

6:33

can I ask, do you have children by any

6:35

chance? No.

6:37

See, this is the thing. Yeah. This is where Jason Ibad

6:39

heads because I get excited because I'm,

6:41

like, more barbecue shoes, more this, more that.

6:43

And apparently, the childless amongst

6:46

us get more excited than those with children

6:48

is what happens when you have

6:48

This is this is okay. It's what

6:51

when the clock go back. It's a lot. This one's

6:53

okay. This one's alright because when they come

6:55

running in at six, you can go,

6:57

it's it's actually seven. No.

7:00

It's

7:00

actually five. It's

7:01

five, but is it? Oh my god. I can No.

7:03

No. It's seven. Isn't it?

7:07

going forward. Right? The kids the

7:09

kids are being bed early because the class would go

7:11

forward. So that's when we ingest Oh, there it is. If that's

7:13

what I'm saying. If they come in. daylight

7:15

when they're trying to go there. Yes. It's a

7:17

new idiot.

7:18

So is a daylight when they You

7:19

have a journalist on the team. Get

7:22

your shit together. So, Brandon, what time

7:24

what time does this phenomenon take place?

7:29

Probably, hopefully, as early as possible.

7:31

No. That's not right. That's not

7:33

right.

7:36

Alright. What about LinkedIn from

7:38

packing him good morning? Wendy,

7:40

he's running the show. Does this does this feel

7:42

good to everyone? Alright. Let's change it now.

7:44

any time in a twenty four hour period.

7:47

Linda, good morning. Good

7:48

morning. How are we? Please. Now

7:50

you sound smart. Have you got daylight savings

7:52

covered?

7:54

I did, but it was already covered this

7:56

morning, but we get the summer sun.

7:58

Okay.

7:59

So does that mean we move the course for

8:02

this? Move them forwards

8:04

to get more Sunday in the afternoon. Yeah.

8:06

So the clocks go forward, but we do lose

8:08

an hour of sleep. Yeah. That's Yeah.

8:10

Right. And so we have to get up an hour earlier.

8:13

But, naturally,

8:13

I bought a box of full sleep earlier.

8:15

I I Okay. So Technically,

8:18

yes. But e either way, we're still getting up

8:20

at six AM. Okay. And it happens

8:22

at Sunday, recovery seven. Is that

8:24

right? Two. It'll be five. Yes. I

8:27

swear to God. Two

8:27

AM on Sunday. So okay.

8:29

Brent Linden, answer me

8:30

this. You're gonna be getting mad. If

8:32

you're in a nightclub that closes at two

8:34

AM, right, on Sunday.

8:36

Does that mean you can stay for an extra hour or

8:38

you have to go home an hour earlier?

8:40

Well,

8:42

the clock are brought forward so you can

8:44

stay there until three. There you go.

8:46

Well, the old guy, I took the new

8:48

two. Two new two. What happens

8:50

if you're in Queensland? the curtains

8:52

say. I'm about to send you the coin

8:54

set. Yeah. Alright, Linden. Hang on.

8:56

We're gonna hook you up with many tickets just to put

8:58

us out of our bloody misery. Get on you, Linden.

9:01

I'm still cooking. Anyone

9:03

worked it out? No. Go. The

9:06

Jason Lord is my god. Thank

9:08

you, Lauren. What happened? You gave me some

9:10

advice and it was the best advice you've ever given

9:12

me. I'm

9:12

quite good at giving good advice, I think. You

9:14

said put in security

9:17

cameras.

9:17

Oh, yeah. And mate,

9:19

they are paying off in spades.

9:21

Have you done this before? know what?

9:23

Can I just say that I

9:25

suggested you put in security cameras because you're

9:27

going away, going on holiday -- Yeah. -- just nice

9:29

to know who's snooping around the house.

9:31

But I've noticed since you've been stalled

9:33

them. You've actually just got your wife under

9:35

surveillance.

9:35

So you said it Are you talking to her?

9:37

No. Anytime pause. There's activity

9:39

in the house, mind you? she's getting up

9:41

and looking after three kids. She's like, what's

9:43

she doing? She's gone outside

9:45

the premises. Where is she

9:47

going? And then, like, five minutes later, he'd

9:50

be like, Oh, it's okay. She was just

9:52

moving the car into

9:52

the driveway. Well, mate, I thought she was having

9:55

an affair the other day. This bloke kept coming

9:57

around. And then the next day, he came

9:59

around again, and the day after that He didn't say that.

10:01

He was the Amazon delivery

10:03

dude. So living your presence. Well, I'm

10:05

definitely getting an insight on how much home shopping

10:07

was. Well, I did

10:07

say you're gonna buy lost her

10:09

with home shopping, and she's gonna catch you.

10:11

But She doesn't quite have the app

10:13

on her phone yet. Does she This is

10:15

a one way surveillance

10:16

system. So you can get them like

10:19

AJB high fire. They're about four hundred

10:21

bucks. Put them under me. I

10:23

got three. Where are they? Yeah. That's

10:24

a that's a solid solid system. Yeah.

10:26

Think about that being a few

10:28

ones. Yeah. Me too. You should never

10:30

have too many cameras. Maybe an internal one

10:32

like in the house. Yeah.

10:33

Someone was in my car port the other day.

10:35

So where you got yours? Front

10:38

door, back door, side gate. Okay.

10:40

Yeah. Great. Yeah. and

10:42

staples. And then I was coming to

10:43

see if his wife lives to the

10:44

house. No. III did. Well, she's a

10:47

jumbled over the fence. She's

10:49

at. She's army rolling down the

10:51

driveway. She got free.

10:53

No. I was heading home yesterday, and

10:56

said, hey babe. How are you? And she's like, yeah. Good. And

10:58

she sound a bit stressed. And I was

11:00

like, okay. And she goes, how far away are

11:02

you? because if you get here soon, I'll give you

11:04

the baby, and I'm gonna go to the shops. Otherwise, I can

11:06

just take him with me. Yep. At

11:08

that point, I was about throwing

11:10

straight out. And I'm like,

11:12

oh, tell him on punt Road.

11:15

I'm still gonna be a little bit. And

11:17

then the Jason

11:19

Hawkins, because you don't wanna look after her

11:21

own trials. No. No.

11:21

No. Just it'd been a stressful day yesterday.

11:24

It's a rescue. She just got

11:25

up and got three children out of bed,

11:27

dressed, showered, fed, and all

11:28

that research. So I pulled in

11:31

around the side, straight around the corner. sit

11:33

there. Watch

11:33

the cameras till I saw the car back

11:36

here. No. I mean, good trick.

11:38

Good trick. Got it. See,

11:40

by the tip. Oh, girl, I must have just

11:42

missed you. What are

11:45

you? Tights.

11:47

So Paul's

11:49

got this trick on our cameras. Like,

11:51

if he's out and I'm already in

11:53

bed, he

11:54

turns off the cameras when

11:56

he comes in. So in the morning, I can't be like,

11:58

it was three o'clock when

11:59

you came home. Yeah. That's what I do as well. And

12:01

he knows. it's actually worth the argument

12:04

of me going, you're a psycho for turning the

12:06

cameras off. Like, that's more worthwhile than me being

12:08

like, it was four AM. Yeah.

12:10

Have you

12:10

done that one yet?

12:11

Yeah. I've done it. I'm waiting for the cameras

12:13

to go low battery and flash low battery on

12:15

my phone, and then I'm gonna screenshot that.

12:18

And then that way, when I turn them off because I come home to, like,

12:20

she's like, where were you? I'll be like, look, the cameras

12:22

went dead, they're flashing my battery.

12:24

Yeah. I should get I should get

12:26

cameras to check out my partners.

12:28

Like, some

12:30

people happen for their dogs,

12:32

though.

12:32

Yes. He's been a garbage pet. Then again, can I

12:35

point out? doesn't sound like we're in the healthiest

12:37

relationships.

12:40

You're listening to the Jason Lauren

12:42

podcast. I'm

12:44

sorry to interrupt your show, but I've got to tell you

12:46

something. I've just had a secret which is so

12:48

shocking. It's made me react like these.

12:51

More people need to know about No.

12:53

No. You know. You wanna know what it is?

12:55

Well, you'll just have to listen to my new

12:57

podcast. It's called Concealed with Art

12:59

Simone. That's me. It's where I

13:01

talk to people who look ordinary, abnormally,

13:04

and have regular lives,

13:06

but I'm concealing something very

13:08

surprising. Listen to Consumer Without

13:10

Simone after you finish with this podcast

13:12

on whatever app you're using now.

13:21

Alright. Clint's

13:22

coming from the newsroom. We are planning for

13:24

free smoke up this morning. Alright.

13:26

Let's get into it representing our tradies of

13:28

Melbourne this morning, Mitch the sparky

13:30

from Pioneer. Hey, good morning.

13:32

Good morning, guys. How are you going? Doing

13:34

well. How does

13:35

Smokeo with some fried chicken

13:37

and beer sound, Mitch? Pretty good.

13:39

That

13:39

sounds perfect for a Friday. So you'd like

13:41

that? your two hundred bucks from gummy is up for

13:43

grabs. You got it. You can have an

13:45

unmissable chicken at moment, a gummy chicken

13:47

and beer. Now,

13:49

meatmeat is into that. I'm not

13:51

sure about Rabia. Good morning. You're

13:53

a child care educator and also a

13:55

fitness instructor. You like smash and punch?

13:57

Good morning. You can check mail?

13:59

Yes. Yeah. Of course. I love them.

14:01

Exactly. Alright. Let's get

14:03

into it. Question one, your names are your

14:05

cousins first to three wins. Coronav,turvy,

14:08

and VB are all types of

14:10

wires. Mitch.

14:10

Yeah. Yeah.

14:13

Yes.

14:15

Mission two. Let's go

14:17

to the golf course. If

14:20

you're hitting a golf ball off a

14:22

t, how do you spell t?

14:24

Mitch. Mitch? Rabia.

14:27

Mitch? a double a. That's

14:29

it, Mitch. Rabia, you're close, but

14:31

not quite close enough there. Oh. They're

14:34

buzzed in quick, Robbie. Are you in Perth? You're Perth.

14:36

Alright.

14:41

What? Is this for the wind mitch? Come on,

14:44

Robbie, our fight back, girl. What

14:46

is the hardest rock on

14:49

Earth? Mitch

14:51

Mitch? Raviya? No.

14:53

I'm in. Hey.

14:55

We have one this

14:57

round. trading history. Time

14:59

and pause on the pressure. Robbie,

15:02

it was probably in fun. It enthusiasm

15:04

in

15:04

the light buzzer for

15:05

Robbie. I know. It's just every time. Robbie,

15:09

Hi. Mitchie, I want you to

15:11

join us tonight. You enjoy. Wait

15:13

in. Thanks, Todd. I appreciate it. Nice

15:15

to meet. There we go.

15:18

That was funny. Rabia.

15:20

Shame.

15:20

She was enthusiastic. Just a little slow

15:22

on the bat farm. Trady trivia

15:24

returns. this time on

15:26

Monday, it's just going twenty to

15:28

seven coming up next.

15:30

What's

15:31

happening next? I

15:33

love this every week I get in German now. This,

15:35

which is your dad.

15:37

Oh, jeez. He's still

15:38

here. I'll be

15:40

feeling love this team. Yeah. We

15:41

haven't him for a few weeks. We gave him the boot.

15:43

I'm sure he won't bring that up. Every

15:45

week, we get Lauren's dead. Well, most weeks, we

15:47

get Lauren's dad, Bobby Phillips away in on

15:49

the week's biggest news, and we'll do it on the

15:51

other side of this. The Jason Lord

15:54

podcast, two

15:56

Bob's West. with Bobby

15:58

Phillips. This is Bobby speaking. How'd

16:00

you enjoy it? Yes. It's

16:01

a family affair in here on a

16:03

Friday. makes me shaking my boots every Friday morning

16:05

when you say my dad's coming up.

16:07

That's right. He likes to weigh in on the week's

16:09

events. Bobby Phillips, good morning. Hey.

16:11

Good

16:11

morning. Geng. How are you today? Doing well,

16:14

Bob. See how are you? Well, I'm

16:15

going pretty good. So I've been back more

16:18

times than the Dutchman cars at the show

16:20

that I've few weeks. Could I reckon I can Well, we were

16:21

on holidays last week, dad. You're welcome to come in

16:24

while the rest of us were off though and the week before

16:26

that we bumped you because the queen died.

16:28

Sorry.

16:28

I

16:31

was well, I haven't talked

16:33

about our lovely coin, but I got bumped to

16:35

the grandfile and the tigers went flying. I didn't

16:37

think that was fair. We're talking about

16:39

Dogeham cars at the show. go who

16:41

in their right mind commissioned

16:43

that mural out the front of the chest

16:45

bonded house of the show. Oh,

16:46

yes. this year at the Royal Mailman show, if you've

16:49

been out there, you would have seen it. There

16:51

is Jason Lawrence haunted house.

16:53

And I didn't approve the

16:55

images on the haunted house, actually. but

16:57

I've just found out that Chase was on their proof. It

16:59

looks like I've got a

16:59

Thank you both look good. Yes. It looks like I've got a bullet

17:01

right between the eyes. You're great.

17:04

walking past. I don't buy a ticket to go in

17:06

there. That's terrifying. They just and when I'm looking at

17:08

Lauren and they keep walking, it's very horrific.

17:10

It's actually horrific. It was terrifying. Filters

17:12

and makeup. It's supposed to look you know.

17:15

Hey, Bobby. What have you been I've already been

17:17

watching on Kelly lately? I believe you've got

17:19

a favor.

17:20

My friend told me to watch it because I

17:22

normally wouldn't watch it. So I've been watching

17:25

farmer wants a wife. There There's

17:27

one really hot

17:27

farmer on there. It's a

17:29

hot farmer on there. I don't know where he comes from. I've gotta stay

17:31

at the worst lot I've ever seen. We've got

17:33

a we've got a lady farmer page trying

17:36

to find a couple easins. on

17:38

New Year's Eve. She puts she puts them during

17:40

the week anyways, so she's on her own. And

17:42

I I've been

17:43

in a lot of catalogs since I reckon if you're

17:45

rounded up, oh, I hope for brides and

17:47

put them in a pen. They'd get past you in

17:49

a jail. There's nothing wrong here. I can't

17:51

I can't say that. Yeah.

17:53

I would say that No. This is Canada. It's a it's

17:55

a review of the show. But I wanted

17:57

to relate something to farmer wants to wife

17:59

and

17:59

something. You had a mother or a

18:02

lady on the other day saying that

18:04

her mother-in-law to be in the sun were picking

18:06

out the bridal game for her to wear a

18:08

few years. Yes. We were talking

18:09

about that. Won't we? The brine Kozu

18:12

dress and the mother-in-law wasn't happy with it. So

18:14

she decided to go and try and change the dress on

18:16

her behalf, bad idea. Well, the same

18:19

thing happens

18:19

on Simon wants to watch

18:21

They bring home as in this episode.

18:23

They bring home that potential bride

18:25

or groom. And in the family, which

18:27

one they should stick with. They're reminding

18:29

me of your mother and the son, but I wanna

18:31

give advice to the fiance of

18:34

the mother and the son who was getting the

18:36

dressed up for her. Yep. the

18:38

three best girlfriends I'd buy tickets to

18:40

Bali off I'd go and I wouldn't even send a

18:42

postcard or give Mary Lord the flick till they got

18:44

no. Hey, Bobby. Did you approve

18:46

Lauren's wedding dress? Sean Nilly,

18:48

he makes

18:49

the best rest of the United States. He's been

18:51

given the disorder of drugs. Well,

18:53

I would

18:53

I would I mean, I

18:55

see he made one of the top dresses to the brown over here. If

18:58

you look absolutely beautiful and I'm just

19:00

hoping this time he gets the bar and

19:02

by dress I said, they're all wearing curtains

19:04

out there or saving a lot of money.

19:06

I hear you.

19:06

These two peanuts are having such

19:08

a laugh about my failed first

19:11

bout

19:11

to be so I was like, you

19:13

looked beautiful dressed in work, but the beauty You

19:15

looked beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. We might be able

19:17

to use it again. Damn. to

19:20

meet me alone, dad. Okay.

19:22

Alright. That's what I get paid for. I'm gonna say, Clint,

19:24

you are the MC at Lawrence wedding. Thanks a lot,

19:26

Rick. And you helped a bit there. I did.

19:29

I did. is on the skids

19:31

from Taiwan. That's right.

19:33

You know what? Clint, you're now the

19:36

second one. Oh

19:38

my god. Did you think he goes right?

19:41

Give me a bride. I

19:43

gotta say the father of the bride's tutorials

19:45

blender. I look absolutely one

19:47

hundred percent. Yeah. You know

19:49

what I mean? Bobby tried a couple of names

19:51

and Ari can rerun the speech at the next

19:54

time. Well, I'm I'm hoping

19:56

if there is the next one that'll be

19:58

lovely. I'm hoping, missy, lovely couple

19:59

of life. And just send me a card. Can I

20:02

send you afternoon. Can't tune if they lock it?

20:04

Okay. As long as they're out of town. Oh,

20:06

my Thanks for coming

20:07

on, dad. It's always a pleasure when you jump

20:09

on and you're thrilled going up

20:10

against me. You're you

20:12

saw in the air. Good on Bobby. That's lovely. Have a

20:14

great week, and I look forward to speaking to

20:16

you next week. See you, buddy.

20:19

You're listening to

20:20

the Jason Lauren podcast.

20:22

Free fuel. Well,

20:25

good morning, Melvin, and

20:27

welcome to your a

20:29

free fuel Friday, baby. That's right.

20:31

Thirteen 1065 is our number.

20:33

Oh, now

20:34

is the time you want free fuel as well.

20:36

Geez. It's funny. They were

20:37

lining up at the serve though, near

20:39

me the other night. I was like, you

20:41

know, when you see all the cars, you're like, oh, what's on?

20:44

What's off fuel price? I thought it's one

20:46

of these. gosh. It's stressful, isn't it? Alright.

20:48

Thirteen 1065 is our number,

20:50

hundred bucks of fuel in each person's tank this

20:52

morning. Let's do Let's

20:53

go to South Marang Abzi. Good morning. You're getting some

20:55

free

20:55

fuel. Oh, Peggy, that's

20:58

awesome. That's nice

20:58

going into the weekend. Isn't it?

21:00

Rebekah, in Dan Danone. What are you

21:02

driving, Vic? 0I0

21:04

god.

21:06

I'm blank. I can't. A

21:08

key up. A key up. Strom for

21:10

mom and a beale. A hundred bucks of free

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guys.

21:14

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21:17

Karen, good morning, some free fuel coming your

21:20

way. Thank you.

21:21

No problems. Hey, Maria.

21:23

In Broadford, you want some free fuel?

21:26

Yes. You got it. There we

21:29

go. There you

21:29

go. Alright. Let's go to

21:32

Alfam. Rick, good morning. You got grand

21:34

plans for the weekend. Alright. If

21:35

I get some fuel, I won't send this.

21:38

Yeah. Alright. Then we'll

21:38

give you some fuel, mate. Good

21:40

on you.

21:41

Thank you. Alright. We have a

21:43

great weekend. Good on you back. Jade's

21:45

nice having a full tank of free fuel going

21:47

into the weekends. Yep.

21:48

Just guys having a full tank.

21:50

I very

21:50

rarely have a fuel tank. I live life

21:52

right on the edge. See

21:54

you? Oh, yeah. I love it when the light comes up. How do I? How

21:56

do I love it?

21:58

Every time I get in the

21:59

car, hot rides up. Don't beat one

22:01

of those. Who am a team. There's someone

22:03

on the team who only does, like, a couple of bucks

22:06

every time. Look. And I'm like, what's

22:08

the point, man child? How much do you put in

22:10

your

22:10

car every day? Yeah. How much do you put

22:11

in your car every I'm like a hundred and

22:13

twenty, hundred and thirty dollars. Should feel it? I

22:16

feel it. But now I'm going really

22:18

small because I don't wanna spend too much. So

22:20

I'm putting, like, ten dollars each

22:22

day. So we have to go over to Yeah.

22:24

I do. But then I'm hoping that

22:26

one day that the fuel will just miraculous

22:28

be, like, eighty cents again. And then will you

22:30

put the whole thing in? Yeah. I I

22:33

think the fumes have gone to your head. No.

22:35

No. because of the desire for

22:36

us. What's the effort of going into the petrol

22:38

station every day, but I reckon you'll slip like a

22:40

maxi bond in a bag of snakes a lot or something. That's why you're

22:42

doing it.

22:43

And, you know, every day,

22:45

the light goes on. I'm like, oh.

22:48

Everyday. Everyday. But when

22:49

the lights on, you can drive for ages with

22:51

the lights. Yeah. You get a lot out of it. Oh, you

22:53

can get a morning to the back. Totally.

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23:39

we received a message the other day, didn't

23:41

we laws that we just we had

23:43

to talk about. Yeah.

23:44

We can't stop thinking about it actually.

23:47

This is from Nat who sent us

23:49

a message saying, My

23:51

sister and her husband,

23:54

Chris, have five children, sixteen

23:57

fourteen and twelve and eight year

23:59

old sons. and

23:59

five year old daughter.

24:02

Devastatingly, my sister Gabby passed away

24:05

from cancer on the tenth of July

24:07

this year, They were together for

24:09

twenty two years. Wow.

24:11

And I can't explain how awful it

24:13

was, seeing how quickly Gabby was

24:15

taken from

24:16

us. five

24:19

children left behind

24:21

so quickly, Chase. It's

24:23

hard to

24:24

get your head around. This

24:27

stuff happens. Chris

24:28

Gabbie's

24:30

husband who is now left to look after five

24:32

kids is gonna join us in a second.

24:35

First though, We wanted to get Nat on the line who

24:37

reached out to us. Good morning, Nat.

24:39

Hello. Thank

24:39

you for having me. On Nat, first of

24:42

all, we're so

24:43

so sorry for

24:45

your loss. Can you tell us

24:46

a bit about your beautiful sister?

24:49

I'll try and do it without

24:52

crying. She's yeah. She's just beautiful.

24:54

she loved her five kids,

24:57

and she was just always there to help

24:59

other people. I would always ring her

25:01

for advice with anything much

25:03

than last person, you know, beautiful smile. And that

25:06

Gabby was taken from you really

25:07

suddenly, wasn't she? Yeah. So

25:09

she was,

25:10

yeah, diagnosed in May, and then we

25:12

had Two weeks notice

25:14

in July. Her doctor said she has two

25:16

weeks. So she

25:19

only got nine days after

25:22

that. How does

25:23

a family process

25:26

that information? You know, it's your beautiful

25:28

sister, the mom of five

25:30

magnificent kids, and a

25:32

wife

25:32

to Chris as well. How how

25:34

do you even process that?

25:36

Yeah. It's

25:36

yeah. It's very

25:39

difficult. Chris was

25:41

absolutely amazing. He did

25:44

everything for gas up

25:46

until like a last breath.

25:50

How's he

25:50

doing now, Nat? I'm

25:52

Keviran, so

25:54

I think, yeah, he's he's struggling, but

25:56

he's

25:56

here. When he put from the other

25:59

just to and be

26:00

it for the kids. because we had

26:02

the family reach out to us and and

26:04

tell us about the story and

26:06

the situation and I know there was a

26:08

go fund me page set up so you guys could get

26:11

some money for the family. The other thing that was

26:13

mentioned to us was just a

26:15

better help try and, I guess, get the kids out

26:17

of the house and keep them busy

26:19

and and bring back a bit of laughter and

26:21

joy to their life we can. So we're gonna

26:23

we're gonna try and work on that for them. How

26:25

are the kids going though? They I

26:27

mean, they're aged between if you've got a five year

26:29

old girl and four boys, eight,

26:32

twelve, fourteen, and sixteen.

26:34

How are they coping? They

26:36

have

26:37

been incredible. Like, the oldest

26:39

boy, I and he has just

26:42

shown so much strength

26:44

and maturity. And because we've

26:46

also had a second eldest and

26:48

even a little one's fair. Their understanding

26:50

has been incredible.

26:54

Yes. So No.

26:56

Again, the community has been fantastic since recording,

26:58

Chris. Well, it takes a village to get through

27:00

the stones. Yeah. Absolutely. Hi,

27:03

Nat. Your beautiful sister was clearly

27:05

a super mom. She was passionate about

27:07

her kids, about her family, about her

27:09

community. What else did she she loved

27:11

doing? What was she what was she into?

27:13

To

27:14

be honest, her kids were

27:16

everything. So she just yeah. Her whole

27:18

life was for her kids. She really

27:20

went out. Everything was

27:23

just about accusing us, yeah, keeping him happy and

27:26

healthy and yeah. What

27:28

was what were

27:28

things like when you two were growing up with your

27:31

close mate? Yeah.

27:32

She's she was like a a

27:35

second mom. So she's very

27:37

confident and, yeah, very

27:40

She would help, anyway, she can, and help mom

27:42

out when I'm growing up. You must

27:44

miss her not.

27:46

Yeah.

27:48

Yep. Sorry.

27:51

No.

27:53

That's alright. Don't be sorry. Absolutely.

27:57

we're we're gonna track down Chris

27:59

and and and check-in on him and see how the

28:01

kids are doing. And and like we said, you

28:03

know, we'll will offer whatever help we

28:05

can to try and get the kids out of the house

28:07

and keep them busy and, you know, bring a bit of

28:09

laughter back into their life. But Yeah.

28:11

Yeah. That is amazing. And just to get

28:13

Chris out of the house. I just yeah. I

28:15

would like to see him smile again.

28:16

Is he getting

28:17

back out and about and doing stuff with

28:19

the kids? Or Yeah.

28:21

I think

28:22

he's trying. He's like yeah. He's on

28:24

a dad down the beach and Mhmm. Yeah.

28:25

He's trying. Yep. try

28:27

and create some happy memories for the fun. Yeah. Well,

28:30

I've got no itinerary sitting here, which is gonna keep

28:32

him busy. Mhmm. So we'll we'll

28:34

track Chris down. But look on behalf

28:36

of this, all hear a kiss. We we just want to

28:38

pass on our condolences, and I

28:40

really hope you and the family doing

28:42

our kindness. Thank you

28:43

guys. You guys are

28:44

incredible. You're listening

28:47

to

28:47

the Jason Lauren podcast. Anytime

28:49

you wanna get

28:50

in touch with us, If you

28:52

know of a family in Melbourne who could do with a

28:54

hand and we can help out, you can always

28:56

reach out to us on our socials, Jason

28:59

Lauren. or the kiss 1011 socials.

29:01

Yeah. We were just

29:01

talking to Nat who was telling us about her

29:03

beautiful sister, Gabby and husband,

29:06

Chris, devastatingly, Gabby

29:09

lost her battle with cancer

29:11

earlier this year in July

29:13

and has left behind

29:16

her magnificent husband,

29:18

Chris, and their five

29:20

beautiful children. Chris is joining us on

29:22

the line now.

29:23

Good morning, mate. How

29:25

are you holding out? David,

29:27

it's taking me to say when it comes.

29:30

Yeah. I guess that's the only

29:30

way you can how how are the

29:33

kids made?

29:34

a move

29:36

along better than me

29:40

It's

29:40

hard to talk about. It's I don't think it's

29:43

something you'll probably ever get your head around,

29:45

Chris. No.

29:46

No. Plus with

29:48

brain fog, you caught with it. Every

29:50

day is just different from me. Every

29:52

day is

29:53

complications,

29:54

I imagine, Chris. Yeah.

29:56

That's true. Yeah. You've got

29:57

five beautiful children,

29:59

sixteen, fourteen, twelve, and eight year

30:02

old boys. and a five

30:04

year old girl. I imagine they are what makes you wake

30:06

up and get up and push off your

30:08

day every morning. Yep. Yep.

30:10

That's

30:10

amazing. It's best.

30:12

How's how's how's the

30:15

family been mate? Is there a lot of

30:17

support?

30:17

Yeah.

30:19

I push them

30:19

away sometimes. Yeah. At

30:22

the same time, you need them?

30:24

Yeah. It's hard to describe. You want

30:26

them there, but you don't want them there at the same time? Yeah.

30:28

Yeah. And when they're not there, do you need

30:30

them there? Mhmm. Chris,

30:32

it's Clint Hemant. Can I

30:34

ask you about about your beautiful wife,

30:36

Gabby? What what sort of a woman washer?

30:40

today The best. I'm not just saying I mean.

30:44

She

30:45

she loved

30:46

everyone. Good ever loved

30:49

everyone. That's what.

30:51

That's it.

30:54

Thank you, Tom, everyone.

30:57

Where'd

30:57

you guys Chris? In the city, if

30:59

I'm not in GBH? We're

31:01

a little. We're a little. Good

31:03

love story, sir. A

31:06

dad started in the clubiness city

31:08

when you were just twenty five. Did

31:09

she ever side? Let's change the story, Mike, and what

31:11

were I making? Yeah. But

31:14

once maybe once the city. backals?

31:16

Yes.

31:16

I was just saying the question, it was just

31:18

too powerful by the month. She's in the power

31:20

of the MAX and we just had a hot

31:23

Pennsylvania city. That

31:23

is amazing. Certain

31:25

degree. I love it. Well,

31:27

listen, I I know a family has been trying

31:29

to help you out. I know the biggest

31:31

concern that we were told about with you guys.

31:33

It's it's just trying to keep the kids busy. Keep

31:35

them entertained. And get them out of the house at the moment.

31:37

So look, I I know it's not much, but we

31:40

wanna help out with that. I

31:42

know your eldest kid is a massive ed

31:44

sheeran fan. We're gonna send you guys to

31:46

that concert. One of the most in demand concepts.

31:50

of the year. Do the kids like movies, mate?

31:53

Yeah. Lovely. Awesome. We're

31:56

gonna give you enough gold class

31:58

cinema tickets for the year. When

32:00

you need to get out, go.

32:02

Thank you. The Royal Melbourne show

32:04

is still on this weekend. Let's get you out

32:06

of the house straight away, and we'll we'll take care of the lot.

32:09

Ride, show bags, all that sort of thing. I

32:11

don't want you financially stressing. We'll

32:13

give you ride vouchers,

32:14

parking vouchers, don't worry.

32:16

Won't make you freak out for the show bag. So I

32:18

don't

32:18

talk about that. You take care of that. It's getting

32:20

warmer. We'll hook out with gum buyer

32:22

world tickets so you can take the kids on

32:24

water slides. Okay. it wasn't good.

32:27

Thank you very much. No. It's the least we can

32:29

look, there's more. There's pretty much anything

32:31

kiss is presenting at the moment

32:33

or coming up we're gonna get you into Jurassic creatures.

32:36

I took my boys to that the other

32:38

week. The kids will love it, plus the

32:40

Sesame Street circus is on at

32:43

the moment. So we'll we'll we'll get into that as

32:45

well.

32:46

Thank you. They

32:47

great kids,

32:48

Chris. Take care. Yeah. They're all

32:50

good. All good. How

32:52

much do they mean to you, mate? No. The

32:55

world's mate. The world. I

32:57

i heard hope. Yeah.

33:00

So that you can go along with the kids

33:02

to some of these things and have

33:04

a smile and and enjoy

33:06

some time together, mate. Create some

33:08

memories together. We've

33:09

all something you guys. Thank you very much.

33:11

Chris, I

33:11

wish we could wrap our arms around you.

33:13

I know we can't take away the plane

33:15

that you're on dealing with right now,

33:17

but please know that we're thinking of

33:20

you. I know you've got a long way to go

33:22

individually and as a family, but we're thinking

33:24

of you. We're sending you lots of

33:26

love and Yeah. We really hope we can help you and your family

33:28

make some make some memories

33:30

together and have some laughter once

33:31

again. Oh,

33:34

great. Thanks a lot, guys. We

33:36

need everything. Mate,

33:39

at least we can do, and and please

33:41

say hello to our kids for us as well.

33:43

Okay? Well,

33:44

thank you. Look after yourself,

33:45

and we will stay in touch with you, Chris.

33:47

Thanks, buddy. You're

33:50

listening to the Jason Lauren podcast.

33:52

Now I know. Notoriously on

33:56

Thursdays, we talk about things

33:58

that shouldn't be awkward that are -- Yes. --

33:59

but I did something. something very

34:02

strange this week that I need to

34:04

talk to you about. I went and got a facial

34:06

-- Mhmm. -- once every, like, six weeks, I indulged

34:08

myself to get

34:10

this amazing facial. Did you go somewhere nice?

34:11

Or did you go to the shopping center? No. No. I used to

34:13

go to this place

34:14

that were amazing, but they like,

34:18

basically just put you through torture for

34:20

an hour. What it hurts?

34:21

It's like lasers and it's up to you and

34:23

it hurts to me. Beauty

34:24

is pain. Do you Yeah. I know. But

34:26

then

34:26

I found this place that it's, like, it's

34:28

beautiful, but it's, like, heaven What's the

34:30

name

34:30

of the country are you talking? Not this

34:32

one. This is no downtime. Alright.

34:34

it's like, except for the fact that you roll out of it because you're so relaxed.

34:37

And as part of it, because they give you

34:39

the facial, they give you a face

34:41

massage, neck massage,

34:43

They do the sliced cucumber on the ice. Is that

34:45

still there? I

34:46

think that's got retired in the seventies.

34:48

About my bad. Around the same time, people

34:51

stopped tanning with tin foil

34:52

and baking oil. Do you get an herbal tea at

34:54

the end? No. There's no herbal tea. Are

34:56

they playing in yet? We

34:57

don't know. We just ask So

34:58

No. This music. It's not in, you know, that vibe though. Right? Right.

35:01

A beautiful dot. like candles

35:02

-- Yeah. -- heaven. And they do this

35:04

which a lot of people doing now is

35:06

no tea like handles. No. That's

35:08

dangerous. Well, they need to get down to work here

35:10

and grab that big pack. They're not sensitive

35:12

either.

35:12

They do this be like

35:14

it's called a late LED light. A lot of people

35:16

are doing them at home now. I think I told you I had

35:18

one of those masks. So you they're lying on the

35:20

bed and they put this big it's

35:23

like a big guard over your head and you've got your eyes covered so it doesn't hurt your eyes and it

35:25

all lights up. And so at a lot of places, you just

35:27

lie there for the twenty minutes while

35:29

that goes on. But at

35:31

this place, they give you an arm massage while

35:34

it's happening. Mhmm. So

35:36

relaxing. Anyway, I was so

35:38

relaxed. I as she was giving

35:40

me my arm massage and she got down to my

35:42

hand. I just started holding

35:43

her. Our fingers

35:45

were intertwined -- Yes. -- like

35:47

boyfriend and

35:48

girlfriend. Well, it it they're sort

35:50

of oily as well. So she's rolling around.

35:52

She gets down to the

35:53

forum. She gets down to the fingers and

35:55

I just

35:55

locked hand. Like, she was like, You know,

35:57

they do that too. They do that. on a handheld. Oh, I'm

35:59

a

35:59

handheld holder. Yeah. And I wasn't

36:02

asleep, but I was so relaxed. And I

36:04

was like, What am

36:05

I doing? What am I

36:07

doing? So, like, I just kind of, like, relaxed

36:09

my hands and pretended I fell asleep and, like,

36:11

it had just kinda happened.

36:12

Oh, you didn't go into, like, spiked swinging. No.

36:15

We didn't

36:15

work swinging heads, but then she went to do

36:17

the other arm. And I thought I was overthinking

36:19

about this stage, and I

36:22

was like, I'll

36:22

do the same thing again, so maybe she thinks it's a reflex. So

36:24

then she does the other arm. We're holding

36:26

hands. She's, like, trying to pull it Things

36:29

have. And then when I went

36:31

to pay, I was so deep inside. By this stage,

36:33

I've got zero relaxation because

36:36

I'm so stressed about this woman thinking I'm a creak that's trying to hit on her and hold her

36:38

hand in the facial. And I said, tell you know

36:40

what I mean? I loved. The LED lot of fell

36:42

asleep during the whole thing. Oh, he

36:44

were

36:44

overcompensating. Right.

36:46

While you're saying that she's putting notes in the system under

36:48

your name, massive. Do not. that.

36:51

for quiz. I was Did

36:54

you tip? the

36:56

other

36:56

two. No. It's not a tipping place. It's not a tipping place. There's no

36:59

tip jar. No. She

37:00

got what she wanted to do with the handheld. She

37:02

really got a

37:03

girlfriend out there.

37:04

it one of those massage places where it's

37:06

got the knee on time? Is it on

37:09

No. It's open? No.

37:11

No. It wasn't. because they're the ones And

37:14

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this be nice going into the

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weekends. I'm hearing

38:00

you all. Thanks to the real

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38:06

October five on

38:08

channel ten.

38:08

five thousand dollars could be going the way of Jackie.

38:11

Good morning. Good morning,

38:13

everyone. Jackie. Jackie. Jackie

38:16

wouldn't five thousand dollars

38:18

be nice going into the

38:20

weekend. It would be

38:22

fantastic. And I think this craft Well,

38:23

I only think it stands between you and the money is

38:25

one of us. Who do you think you

38:27

it more like Lauren, Clint or myself.

38:30

I'm

38:30

gonna go with Clint. Stange. What is

38:33

it about Clint that you think you

38:35

have in common? because listening

38:37

to him lately. I just like how he

38:40

answers things. So Right.

38:42

Yeah. Yeah. I just yeah. I think yeah.

38:44

We'll see how we go. We'll see how we go.

38:46

Clean from newsroom is blushing as you talk about it. Well, the

38:48

early winter this

38:48

week, really. Hey. Alright, Charlie. Alright. give

38:50

away five thousand dollars earlier in

38:51

the week's smart.

38:54

Alright, Charlie. Clint is putting on

38:56

the noise cancelling headphones. We've got five

38:58

words here for you. If you

39:00

match with Clint, all five words a week

39:02

all five thousand dollar are we coming your way?

39:04

We go word number one, Jackie.

39:06

Firstly, it comes to mind when we

39:09

say.

39:09

By,

39:11

BUY buy.

39:12

b one, buy buy purchase. H.

39:16

S.

39:17

Hot, cold,

39:19

the old yours,

39:21

all mine?

39:22

mine Battery.

39:24

three Oh.

39:26

Charger. Great

39:28

one. And the

39:29

fifth word, complete.

39:32

Oh, complete.

39:34

Oh, Participate?

39:38

Participants. Yeah.

39:42

Jay Weez.

39:44

Good answers.

39:44

Okay. Clint

39:48

stand away, as this

39:52

is gettable. It was quick because she was decisive and

39:53

she knew what she was doing.

39:54

straight out the gates. No mucking around.

39:57

Clint word number one.

39:59

Hot. Cold. Number

40:04

two,

40:04

yours,

40:06

bears.

40:09

Are

40:09

you joking?

40:12

No. That's a joke. Seriously?

40:14

Yours, theirs.

40:16

Yeah. Yours my Are

40:21

you kidding me? Well, that

40:23

was a sure thing. It wasn't mine. Oh, okay. Hang

40:25

on. Just stop the judging. I thought it was

40:27

a pretty appropriate answer. No. It wasn't. Never was.

40:29

You would have heard that But

40:32

you didn't. just

40:32

quickly Anyone else in the front? Did anyone else think theirs when

40:34

we said yours? Anyone in the No.

40:36

No.

40:36

Sorry. No. Let's

40:39

I I let's say, how he would

40:41

have gone for shifting gears. Where number three was battery? Charge.

40:44

Yes. Charge.

40:47

We're number four.

40:50

Buy. Buy? Purchase. Oh, no. Are

40:52

you kidding? No. Did

40:53

someone tell you that?

40:55

No. Oh. If you get the last one

40:57

-- I'm protesting. -- and then the only thing I'd let you

40:59

down was yours, then you're hanging up We do

41:02

it. We do it.

41:04

compete. Compete. Play. Oh,

41:07

participate. Yeah. Gee, you

41:09

were close if you didn't balls it up

41:11

on the second one.

41:12

got a bit of forget, I think. You

41:15

did.

41:15

That's how this game works, though. Jackie,

41:17

so

41:17

nice to meet you. Thanks for giving me

41:19

the crap. Thank you. You're

41:22

listening to the Jason Lauren podcast. I've just dragged

41:24

in

41:24

Clint from the newsroom. There was

41:27

a story that caught my interest

41:29

a little bit earlier. regarding

41:32

dogs. They're funny things. Are

41:34

they smart things too? Yes.

41:36

A study out today from

41:40

Ireland our

41:40

friends there have discovered that dogs have the

41:43

ability to pick up or nightly

41:45

when humans are

41:48

stressed. Basically, what they did, they conducted the study through

41:51

sweat and saliva

41:54

samples.

41:54

Right. And

41:57

through that, the canine was able to pick up in ninety

41:59

four percent

41:59

of all cases

42:02

when somebody was

42:04

stressed. That's so

42:05

interesting. I would believe that my I've got

42:07

a pointer, a German short head pointer and

42:09

a miniature sausage dog. If

42:11

I'm stressed or upset, the sausage show goes and,

42:13

like, buries itself under a blanket. Right. And

42:15

the pointer stays really close.

42:17

She's really protective. the

42:18

dog did. I love the sausage dog. Doesn't wanna know about it.

42:21

I distances himself. Oh, she's having an

42:23

emotional derm hiding under the

42:26

blanket. Right. It's really

42:28

seriously. These dogs have picked up

42:30

when you've got an increased heart rate and increased

42:32

blood pressure. Is there

42:33

any concernary? You

42:36

do that triggers your dog. I do a lot of things

42:38

that triggers

42:38

my dog. so crazy things. Like

42:40

what? Well, like, if I

42:41

pull

42:42

out my like my carry on suitcase,

42:45

they know that I'm going

42:46

away for the weekend and they crack

42:47

some people's dogs like go and sit in the

42:50

suitcase, mine crack it. They'll go

42:52

and sit downstairs. and they won't come

42:54

anywhere near me. They're like angry at me,

42:56

but they know I'm going away. What about

42:57

when Paul

43:00

comes home? You guys have a little smoky.

43:02

The dog's cool with that. They're cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're fine

43:03

with Paul because I love Paul. But if, like,

43:05

someone that they don't know comes over and gives me a

43:07

hug like a

43:10

hug hello, many strategies you

43:11

got coming over. You've given you a smoothie there. No one's giving me

43:13

a smoothie. Just the way you said, oh,

43:15

are they cool? Paul,

43:17

but it's one of the bread and pepperoni. If I'm a friend over

43:20

or, you know, I

43:20

if I'm walking the dog and I bump into someone and I

43:22

give them a hug, the big dog gets a bit

43:25

growlly. She's like If I gave you a cuddle and he was here,

43:27

he'd go. Maybe. No. She would

43:28

never go you, but she gets a bit

43:30

like, oh, she doesn't like it. My little

43:33

dog also hates old people. you

43:35

know

43:35

what? I was about to say certainly my best

43:38

mate. He used to take his dog for a walk

43:40

and whenever he saw an elderly

43:42

member of society. My society used to

43:44

take off his Nana.

43:46

Yes. So does he

43:47

Maybe maybe Ted could be the

43:50

detector of old people. Should we bring him in and see me

43:52

box

43:53

in check? I'm not doing on Monday. Well, see

43:55

if you box at you. See if you're putting off

43:57

old man vibes. That's gosh.

44:00

Yeah.

44:00

My box at old people.

44:02

We don't need it. We're changing the dog for like sausage dogs

44:04

as well. I feel like. For older

44:06

generation. I'm not sure

44:08

what we're gonna get. But

44:11

thirteen 1065 what do you

44:13

do that triggers your

44:16

your pet? How

44:18

do your dogs react? Yeah. Yes. because I Little

44:21

personalities, puppies. Thirteen 1065 you

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join us on the air with Chuck Houston Village

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44:28

It could be a cat. There's a jacks. Yeah. Yeah. We won't be,

44:30

you know, who told? Savage cat. Cats are

44:32

jacks. There you are. Everybody knows that. Thirteen

44:34

one six fox is the number.

44:38

Even then,

44:38

you still know they've gotta be watching them. Sorry. What are

44:40

the owners' traits as well? Not the owners' names. Just

44:42

gonna turn them off. Thirteen 1865

44:45

is their number. What

44:46

do you do that triggers your pet? You're

44:48

listening to the

44:50

Jason Lauren podcast. We

44:51

are talking what triggers

44:54

your pet. Yeah. because a study of

44:56

Ireland today published suggests that

44:58

dogs can spell the difference between odors from humans

45:00

when they're stressed and when they're calm. Yes.

45:03

And they react differently. wild things. Let's go to

45:05

effing. Josh, what triggers your pet?

45:07

When he tries the

45:08

when I time to go to bed,

45:11

and

45:11

he starts barking back at me

45:13

and not talking back. I

45:15

love that. They know

45:17

things like that. My dog I say

45:19

go to

45:19

bed and yet. Thus, they're not a child. Can't the dog just sniff around

45:21

till till in the morning?

45:24

No. I wish she could. What sort of dog

45:26

you

45:26

what are they don't he got josh got, Josh? Are

45:28

you the right one? No. That thing will rip your arm,

45:30

playing out of it somewhere. No. Roddie's a

45:32

beautiful Yeah. Until they turn on you. Just

45:34

that's coming from the man.

45:35

What sort of dog did

45:38

you have? Malta's

45:38

cross trial. Take a

45:40

gripper finger straight up. Oh. If

45:42

it's lucky. Katherine from Karl's

45:44

and good morning. What triggers your pet?

45:47

The diving vacuum, my dog

45:50

goes nuts. Oh, does it go nuts like

45:52

it's fun or like it's gonna

45:54

fight it? No. Like, I I get it out of the cupboard, and she straight

45:56

away. It's like in the bathroom. And

45:58

then just the noise and

45:59

the laser, triggers

46:02

her and she runs away straight away. Yeah. They don't like it,

46:04

so they Katherine question, I'm

46:05

just trying to work out if your pet's a snob.

46:07

Is it only with dolphins? Like, what about

46:10

if I bought out a

46:12

hoover. She's pretty

46:13

snobby. She's a

46:15

golden retriever. So Oh, yeah.

46:17

They

46:17

are snowmobile. just the

46:19

Dawson. Dawson's fancy. You know, my

46:21

dog, the hose triggers it, goes

46:23

crazy. She tries to bite the water. She

46:25

tries to bite through it, tries to catch

46:27

it and bite it. not

46:29

that. Is that normal?

46:30

I think so. Yeah.

46:32

They're just peculiar things. Oh, it's a

46:34

scam. You're like, you're right. Can I

46:36

mate? What triggers your pet? She's

46:39

a

46:40

barker. Mhmm.

46:42

And I said to her shut up puppy,

46:44

stop barking. She looked at me first square in the

46:46

eye and just like stuff you

46:49

I'm doing what I wanna do. She fights

46:51

with you via dog talk. Can you

46:53

do that back again? She's

46:54

probably thinking, you

46:57

sure. You silly little one. Shut up

46:59

a copy.

46:59

Yeah. She's saying shut

47:02

up, Sam. I'm sorry.

47:03

So I thought we'd get a few pets that

47:05

are triggered by, you

47:08

know,

47:09

seeing Oh, adult time? Yeah.

47:12

Oh. Oh. Let's go to tea. I I think they

47:14

run-in

47:14

my grocery. Oh, some.

47:16

Some said there are much. No.

47:18

That's that's That's crazy. Like, you've

47:20

got an audience, a

47:21

four legged audience. Higgins. On thirteen 1065

47:23

what

47:25

triggers your pet? Hello,

47:27

guys. So what triggers

47:29

my pet is when I blow groceries on

47:31

that belly, she tries to

47:33

bite my

47:34

nose. What

47:36

sort of dog is he called? She's she's a little Jack

47:39

Russell,

47:39

and she just goes ham. She gets so

47:41

mad. Oh, she must have

47:43

to do it. Yeah. She hates it, Matt. Oh.

47:45

Like, we're playing around, and then we'll just, like, play a

47:48

Raspberries, and she kinda tries, like,

47:50

hitting the bullet

47:52

in those. blowing raspberries on its belly.

47:54

Yeah. I've, like, cat owners with

47:56

Cookie. You

47:57

single

47:59

take care. Paula?

48:01

Are you single? No. Even

48:03

your surprise, Paula.

48:04

or even you surprising

48:08

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