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Melbourne, Jace Lauren Clint with you for the
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last time on Kiss 101. Welcome
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Globe Bird. Absolutely. We've
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gone six past seven showers today, highs
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of 19. Yesterday
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was a funny old day. Great day.
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The rain came through in the afternoon. Yeah, it was weird wasn't it?
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We were down at Arboretum float. We thought we were going to float
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down the Yarra at one point. Oh my gosh.
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Got a bit wet. Do you remember sitting at
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lunch when someone was on a canoe and they
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canoed straight into the Arboretum float?
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Really? They hit the side.
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Producer Jazz did. Really? Were you there?
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We just waved and said hello. We just
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literally waved and said hello and they had a canoe
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guide with them and they were like, no, you've gone
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the wrong way. And she was like, I know. She
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was like wedged under the bar. I must have
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been at the bar. You should have handed her
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a little margie. She was
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so embarrassed. Shout out to whoever that was.
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We've been doing this show for what, two and a
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bit years? Three? Almost three?
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Two and a half? No, just over, yeah, not even two and
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a half. Wow. Feels longer. Are
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we ready to take a trip down? It feels like a lifetime. I
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would love a trip down memory lane. I'm not ready to
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say goodbye. Can't do a final show without
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a montage. Good
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morning. Good morning. Good
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morning. True or false? You went home, had a
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sleep. Then woke up and
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did what? Ordered Uber Eats for lunch. After you ate
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the Uber Eats, what did you do? Had another phone.
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And Luke put me on Light and Easy. They used
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to run up in phone boxes. I know, they're hard.
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Oh, no, but then they would have a giant sticker
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on them saying, Put the phone box out next week.
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And when we drop off your next order, we'll pick
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up the phone box. Did you think my
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wife would put the phone box out? What did you put it out? You're
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the one on Light and Easy, Fatso. I
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feel so sad. Absolute dog
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food. Hello? Oh,
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hello? He's alive! I've
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broken my head tones and I've dropped my phone.
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Oh, do we have a Carl Steppenovik morning after the
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like? He's on our hands? No, we're okay, we're okay,
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we're okay. Hello? Hello?
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Hello? So, what's that sitting
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on your hand, just over there? This
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old thing. Holy... Is
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she off the market? She's officially off
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the market. I
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think I want to marry you! Girlfriend,
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I need all the details. We
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were all dancing around the pool and he just looked
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at one of his friends and said, This is it,
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sunsetting, it's a beautiful moment, all our friends are happy.
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So, my worst nightmare came true. He proposed in front
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of all of our friends. Oh, you
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don't like a public proposal? Oh my
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God. Everyone said you didn't? Hey,
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yes. It's like, of course it's a yes. You
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two bring the best out of each other. When you're
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together, you bring the best out of each other. And
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this is such good news, I'm so over the
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moon. That's so nice. Thank you. You're
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going to be bridesmen. Oh, probably. For
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as long as I'm not MC. You
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asked for us. I am sick.
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I am sick. I am sick. I am
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sick. I am sick. I am sick. I
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am sick. I am sick.
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I am sick. I am sick. You
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have 842 voice messages.
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It's Linda and I would love
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to one day meet you and
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have you have... I've
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spoken on the show before about how
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Mum's not doing too well and
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I jumped a flight on
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a plane. I
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was flying back and I was getting
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off the flight. I
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was listening to your show the other week
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and you said reach out to Mum and
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say thanks for
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my upbringing and I love you. I
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picked up the phone and reached out to
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my Mum and now we've reconnected and
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we chat every day. And
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that was it. I
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was off. And
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I was just like wow and it just reminded
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me of how cool this
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thing is we do every day. And you know
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I said thanks and he walked off but he
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mightn't realise the impact it had. On you until
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he saw you sobbing at a rival. Yeah, yeah,
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yeah. I think a few people looked at me
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like oh someone's broken his heart this morning. Maybe
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it's supposed to be this
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way. You guys are the best.
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I love you. You helped me through a lot
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with this last two years. You pick up my
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spirit. Honestly you guys are just gross. I
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want to see you in such a huge, very special
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moment. Jase we
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were put together during lockdown and we couldn't even
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spend time getting to know each other and this
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has just been the most glorious friendship. I don't
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think you could get three people who are more different.
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You all get along beautifully. Yeah, yeah.
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To our listeners. Yeah. Thank you for
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letting us wake up with you. Thank
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you for believing in us. A little show put
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together sort of against the lots I would say.
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Thank you for sharing your stories with us. Thank
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you for laughing with us. Thank you for crying with
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us. I was
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sitting here with the children of
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the sun. Oh,
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but it's been down here with you
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the best. You're going to give it that little bit at
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the end. Oh. You
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guys know we're on the radio right now. OK.
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We still have eight minutes of a radio. OK, I'm walking out.
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I'm leaving them to it. I feel like... It
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hurts me too, Jase. It's very warm in here. It
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hurts me. Oh, God. Well done,
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Moby. You got me in the field. We've all just
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burst into tears in here. God, I hate it when we laugh so much.
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I can't breathe. I think
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it was. I think it was. No,
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I can't. You're just going to die. I'm going
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to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to
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die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die.
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I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm
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going to die. I think it was. I couldn't get air
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and I'm like, this is how I'm going to go. No,
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it's like he's old and he's got heartburn and he can't
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laugh like that anymore. I know. And all I thought was,
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oh, 7.10, save it for prime
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