0:09

Jesus. Jesus.

0:32

On lunches in your shithole bars.

0:35

Keep buying a comfy dressers too.

0:38

James Eve. Get

0:48

your chest hands on my team's screen.

0:53

He's had another mark to stop stop

0:56

saying four

1:04

books sake. I love you, tag. It's lot of

1:06

fucking room. Steams.

1:10

Hello again, everybody, and welcome to the

1:12

Jim Cornette experience where today will

1:14

cover the week in wrestling much like a

1:16

cat covering up a turd in its litter

1:18

box. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's a

1:20

show full. Of apropos analogies

1:23

to anal explosions, and

1:25

joining me. Hawaiian Brian, the

1:27

podcasting line, the king of the Arcadia and

1:29

Vanguard podcast network mister

1:31

cohost to you, if I'm number

1:33

one, then he has to be number two.

1:36

The great Brian last everybody.

1:38

Oh, hi, Jim. A pleasure to be here once

1:40

again. Number two to number one.

1:42

Here on the number

1:44

one. And of course, number two would be the

1:46

drive thru. But

1:48

we've got both We're filled of one and two.

1:50

Yeah.

1:50

We're filled of one and 211

1:53

of us is number one and one of us is

1:55

number two. And sometime it rotates back

1:58

and forth. Oh,

2:00

my god. You know, I

2:03

have come to the conclusion, young brine

2:05

before we start today's program, that

2:08

again, the WWE and AEW

2:10

have different strategies

2:14

Here in the in the the year twenty twenty

2:16

three, the WWE is

2:19

trying to bore us to death

2:21

for an hour and fifty minutes out of

2:23

a two hour program. So within the ten minutes

2:25

where something actually does happen, worse

2:29

ish, we've missed it because it went

2:31

away. We're so starved for the side

2:33

of some real action that we just

2:35

overly fucking Commit

2:37

ourselves to it. And on the other hand,

2:41

AEW is firmly

2:43

convinced that the idea is to just

2:46

do as much shit

2:48

as humanly fucking possible

2:51

with as many people as possible

2:54

in random fucking order with the thought

2:56

that people are gonna stay tuned to see somebody

2:59

either get paralyzed or

3:01

fucking saw it in half

3:03

with a chainsaw. And

3:06

and there can be no middle ground.

3:09

No middle ground between light and shadow

3:11

between science and superstition. And

3:14

it's definitely lying in the pit of my

3:16

stomach. One

3:20

show I can take a bunch of notes on

3:22

on everything they're not to fucking do.

3:24

The other show I'm far and asleep with

3:27

the pin in my hand trying to fucking find

3:29

something to write.

3:31

They're not really doing anything wrong,

3:34

but they're not doing that much right?

3:38

You know what this means? What does this

3:40

mean? We need another billionaire. We

3:44

don't need another billion.

3:48

We just need the motherfuckers that

3:50

have the billions already to do the shit wrong.

3:53

That's exactly right.

3:55

We thought AEW was gonna be the alternative

3:57

to WWE and For

3:59

a while, it was alternative WWE, and

4:02

now they've kind of established Tony Conn's

4:05

brand of wrestling. We need

4:07

and I've said this for a while, we need a third company

4:09

that could actually just be the same one

4:12

and go down the lane of doing everything logical

4:14

and Let's see what happens

4:17

with

4:17

a budget, with

4:18

a billionaire, with a with a with a

4:20

budget, with a billion dollar budget,

4:23

Can you build Gates? Hey,

4:27

what about Mark Cuban? He

4:30

likes the wrestling. He's busy. He's

4:32

he's actually a hands on guy with a

4:34

lot of his stuff, so he's

4:35

busy. Well,

4:37

obey enough. Then he's gonna wanna get hands on with

4:39

Wesley. Then he's gonna wanna get hands on with Rhett.

4:41

Hey, I got an idea. Hey, you know what? I met

4:43

a guy downstairs And this guy's filled

4:45

with great ideas. Just sit out and talk with

4:47

him. No. He's not gonna be involved with our company.

4:53

Alright, man.

4:55

You know, even Spectrum, even our

4:57

fine friends at Spectrum Cable

5:00

are trying to help me with my wrestling

5:02

predicament. I've happened to watch all

5:04

these programs. You know what they did to

5:06

me this week?

5:07

No. It's a god day. It's a it's a concerted

5:09

effort now. And remember,

5:12

we've had the evidence. The evidence

5:14

bay bay bay had been right in front of our nose

5:16

at all. Remember, I saw the Spectrum truck.

5:19

And suddenly I had speeds of

5:21

four hundred and something pigs.

5:24

And then that guy was up in that tree for

5:26

two weeks with that telescope.

5:28

And then the truck comes back. And

5:30

I see the ladder of the bucket going up and

5:32

then the guy's gone out of the tree

5:35

and my speeds back to a hundred and something

5:37

megs. They took all the megs

5:39

with them. That was bizarre because

5:41

it happened

5:43

Remember, when you spotted

5:44

him the second time up there, yes,

5:46

I could see the reflection. You could

5:48

see the reflection in my computer

5:50

screen out my window of

5:52

this fucking orange

5:54

bucket.

5:56

And as big as a bucket, it was I

5:58

mean, nevertheless. It

5:59

was an old poem from Ricky Morton.

6:02

But the thing is then just

6:04

a few days ago as we're sitting here right

6:06

here right now speaking to you. The cult

6:09

of gordon out to people out there as we're speaking

6:11

to you. I

6:13

go into we got two DBRs in

6:15

the house and I record all the various programs

6:18

on because sometimes

6:20

I may wanna be in the TV room, sometimes

6:22

I may wanna be in little bit more

6:24

comfort and be on the the beautiful

6:26

Helix sleep mattress in the in the bedroom

6:30

and lay down to take the strain

6:32

off of me to watch some of this stuff, whatever

6:34

the case, and I enter so many

6:35

things, multiple channels. So I

6:37

got it all fucking programmed

6:39

up. I go into

6:41

a bedroom, turn TV on,

6:44

I don't know what your cable

6:47

screen or whatever is laid out like.

6:49

Brian. But when you

6:51

hit the the dealios,

6:54

the the guide thing,

6:56

it pops up On the left hand

6:58

side, there's the list of functions.

7:01

You've got your program guide

7:04

and you've got the on demand service

7:07

and you've got the DVR and

7:09

you've got special functions

7:11

and whatever this list is on the left hand

7:14

side. Right? And you just click on whichever

7:16

thing you wanna go to. If I made

7:18

that clear, I

7:21

don't know if I would call that clear, but I understand.

7:23

Alright. Well, as clear as it's gonna

7:26

get. I look the

7:28

goddamn the DVR

7:30

function is not there. It's

7:33

not on the screen. You can't click on it.

7:36

I'm like, how do I get to my DVR to watch

7:38

my programs? And I've

7:40

Fucking. I'm looking at this remote and

7:42

there's no actual button that says

7:44

DVR because

7:47

it's on the screen and you can just select

7:49

it. And I've got dozens

7:52

of programs on this thing. And

7:54

then I said, well, wait a minute. And I try to you know,

7:57

with the with the DVR. You can pause

7:59

the programming or you could rewind it

8:01

or you could record what I

8:03

I press pause the little light lights

8:05

up on the on the cable box

8:07

down there, but nothing happens. Or

8:10

reverse or fast forward or hit

8:12

record. No. When I go to the cable

8:15

guide, and

8:17

I click on a program and and where

8:19

it normally says, you wanna watch this,

8:21

you wanna reminder, you wanna record. I don't

8:23

have the option to board it. It's like they

8:25

have slipped in from the insides of

8:27

my walls and

8:29

disabled every part

8:32

of the DVR feature that was there

8:34

the day before in

8:36

the same fucking box. That

8:40

is now mysteriously vanished without

8:42

a trace. But

8:44

down in the TV room, The

8:47

DVR function is still on the

8:49

screen. Everything works as normal. All the

8:51

programs are there with the same kind of goddamn

8:53

box and the same kind of goddamn

8:55

remote. Riddle

8:59

me that Batman. They're

9:01

digging in. They're making us personal now.

9:03

They've heard the comments I've made about him.

9:06

They've heard all those public service announcements

9:08

where I've said, do not under

9:10

any circumstances deal. With

9:13

these shysters, these flem flowers,

9:15

these con men, these snake oil

9:17

salesman. They will take twice

9:19

the money for half the service.

9:23

And now they're digging into getting personal.

9:26

I'm gonna take an ax when we get finished

9:29

with this program. I'm gonna

9:31

take an axe to the interior

9:33

of every single one of my walls

9:35

until I find that son of a bitch. And

9:38

I'm a pull my goddamn DVR

9:41

back from his grip and

9:43

plug it back into wherever the fuck it plugs

9:45

into this thing.

9:48

It just paid completely vanished.

9:50

The funny part is, as soon as you said, I would pick up

9:52

an ax. I I didn't react. I was like,

9:55

yeah, you know, it's it's about what I expect

9:57

them to do. I thought you're gonna say you're gonna

9:59

chop the TV or the

10:00

box, but no was the walls. I didn't

10:02

think, no. I'm gonna

10:03

find that. See, he's got my DVR stuff

10:05

in there somewhere.

10:07

I just pulled it out of the box.

10:08

How does that happen to just disappear

10:11

off the same goddamn but from one day to

10:13

the next. Did it update?

10:15

Did the box update? I

10:17

don't know what it did. I wasn't watching it

10:19

the whole goddamn day. I was going about

10:21

my business. It was sitting in the same place

10:23

when I got

10:23

back. I don't know whether it went out on a date or not.

10:26

The remote Yeah.

10:29

You said it was a different remote. It's the same remote.

10:31

Right?

10:31

That's the same remote.

10:32

Okay. Did you try to say that the one down?

10:35

Have the same remote. Like, there was some kinda

10:36

No. It's the same exact

10:39

brand. It's the same exact thing

10:41

in both places. And one

10:44

continues function as it did the previous

10:46

day and one has totally

10:49

quit doing all the things related to the DVR

10:51

and it's not even

10:53

available function that you can select

10:55

on their screen of death.

10:59

Maybe there's a wrestling fan that controls

11:01

it. Let me

11:02

try to try to shut you down.

11:04

Well, no. Maybe they're trying to help me, so I won't

11:06

have to watch these fucking program. Yeah. So

11:11

The answer to a question you asked off

11:13

the air about, oh, we've not yet

11:15

watched the China biography. We might

11:17

not be able to. I don't

11:19

I've got to dig into that further and see where

11:21

else it might be available because I think it was

11:23

on that one. But

11:26

I want to jump back to last week for

11:28

a second because I'm still afraid

11:30

I felt bad all week. Meaning.

11:34

Stop it. Stop

11:37

it. Did I meet.

11:41

That I may have offended

11:44

or injured the feelings

11:46

of the very least Regis parents much

11:48

less any cart lovers out there.

11:51

And again, it was because we had I

11:53

can't even remember now because that overshadowed

11:56

everything. But we were in some depressing

11:59

topic or some

12:01

downer type of buzz killing moment

12:03

that you probably precipitated there,

12:05

fella.

12:06

We were talking about coach Crum. You precipitated

12:08

it. Well, no. Well, I was talking

12:10

about hell. He couldn't be

12:13

at his e six birthday party because

12:15

he's been written as beloved figure.

12:17

And I said, well, let's go to

12:19

the emails to to

12:21

cheer us up or to get to something

12:24

more uplifting or in a more

12:26

entertaining fashion.

12:28

And I had said it top of the program,

12:30

but I didn't have a chance because it's hectic

12:32

around here that way hectic. And

12:35

I I didn't have chance to organize as I

12:37

usually do. We don't script this program,

12:39

obviously. But I do

12:41

usually have an order of events. Well, I'll read

12:43

these first and that second or whatever, and

12:46

I just had the stack. And immediately went

12:48

to the cat with lymphoma.

12:51

And it just struck me wrong.

12:52

Rejji. His name is Rejji. And yes.

12:55

Poor Rejji.

12:58

And then in in in a

13:01

way so

13:03

what I did last week.

13:05

I apologize. But now I'm

13:08

prepared for because we are animal

13:10

lovers here on the program, and we do

13:12

encourage to coke members to have their

13:15

beloved pets recognized. So

13:17

I'm gonna do this at a respectful tone.

13:19

I'll have you know. I

13:22

had no goddamn meowing.

13:25

Are you setting it up like you run through the towns

13:27

for West Shore Home? I wanna say, are you gonna do this?

13:30

No. Just I don't want you.

13:32

And this is about a a puppy anyway.

13:35

And this is for both of us, dear

13:37

Jim and Brian. My name is Dan.

13:40

And I live in a small town near Boston, Massachusetts.

13:43

My fourteen year old dog Daisy

13:46

has been with my family since I was four

13:48

years old and sadly the friend who I

13:50

saw grow up beside me has

13:52

grown old and is soon to be put down.

13:55

And I wanted to thank you for the laughs and entertainment

13:57

you've provided me during these hard times

13:59

as I deal with the upcoming loss of my

14:01

beloved dog, as well as working

14:04

nights after school to finish out my senior

14:06

year of high school, so we're getting

14:08

them young too there, Brian. As

14:11

I try to pay for college next year

14:13

and industrious and educated,

14:15

that's our audience. I

14:18

often listen to the podcast during school and

14:20

work so some days you guys will get me through full

14:22

ten to twelve hours of bullshit. Well,

14:25

thank you, Dan, and we're sorry to hear

14:27

about Daisy.

14:29

Yeah. That sucks. That breaks my heart when you hear

14:31

this. As a dog owner, it's like, you know

14:33

but you hate to hear about it because we all love

14:35

our

14:35

pets, and that

14:37

stinks. Well, and and It's

14:40

not funny like Reggie. It no.

14:42

It did not quit. And also, I

14:44

don't know me and Harley. We I she

14:46

has better medical care than I do.

14:49

I'm I'm trying to keep her around as long

14:51

as I'm around. So if if hopefully,

14:54

we'll split the difference and go at the same time

14:56

in about twenty years. You said fourteen years.

14:58

That's That's a pretty good run. That's that's

15:00

a pretty the first dog

15:02

I had, which was actually my father's

15:05

dog, Joc, was a cockerspaniel. And

15:08

he lived to be sixteen and a half.

15:11

And finally, we had to have him put sleep

15:13

or I didn't. I was you know, six

15:16

or whatever at the time, but that

15:18

dog survived getting

15:21

backed over by a car, got a pin put in

15:23

his hip, Fellow

15:25

in the neighbor's fish pond in the wintertime,

15:27

froze stiff. They had to throw him out in front of the fireplace,

15:30

got attacked by I've

15:32

told that story before. The

15:35

the neighbor's dog that killed my beagle

15:37

a few years earlier had attacked joc,

15:41

and he'd made it through that. That's

15:43

the one that my mother ran out of

15:45

the neighborhood at gunpoint. And

15:48

he also had had tetanus and loch

15:50

jaw, and finally was

15:53

blind and couldn't hear. But

15:56

what a tough fucking dog? He was like the Mick

15:58

Foley of dogs. Anyway

16:02

Always creeping up on the dealers. Say

16:04

again? Nothing. Nothing. I I did not

16:06

I did not hear you

16:07

legitimately. I'm sorry if I stepped on the line,

16:09

it might have been funny accidentally by you.

16:12

Always creeping up on the divas. Oh,

16:14

come on now for heaven's

16:16

sake. But that is not terrible.

16:19

And here's this is actually a letter,

16:21

and I wanted to read this because it's a

16:23

fucking letter. That

16:26

this young lady named Amy from

16:29

down in South Carolina wrote and

16:31

sent to the post office box that

16:33

I have here for in

16:36

Addressed to both of us, Brian, to both

16:38

of us because we both do that. And it's to the Cornette

16:40

drive through, so it's even your show. Hello,

16:42

Amy? But she

16:46

she not only wrote an actual letter,

16:48

it's actually written in by hand. So

16:50

I wanted to recognize this and it's very

16:52

nice. Dear Jim

16:54

and Brian, thank you so much for the podcast.

16:57

And the much needed comic relief, YouTube

17:00

have really helped me to smile more this past

17:02

month. Recently, the

17:04

most beloved person in my life, my granny

17:06

passed away. She went through a

17:08

rapid decline, and I've never been so

17:11

heartbroken and lost in my whole life.

17:13

She was the only person in my family I

17:15

had or I'm sorry, the only person

17:17

in my family I had an amazing

17:19

and loving relationship with, so that makes

17:21

it especially devastating. And

17:23

she actually Amy said a picture of her

17:26

her granny and also her and her puppy

17:28

dog. Your podcast

17:30

has helped me a lot. You guys helped me to smile

17:33

and take my mind off of my loss with the

17:36

humor and commentary. I

17:38

do hate to hear about Brian's father.

17:40

However, it makes me feel like someone else genuinely

17:43

understands the grief that I'm experiencing

17:45

too. So thank you guys for sharing

17:47

that. And, Amy, thank

17:49

you for sharing that in the picture of you and your

17:52

Grammy, and this letter,

17:54

and it it meant a lot you actually wrote it and

17:56

put a stamp on it, mailed it, which almost

17:58

nobody does anymore. That's

18:00

very nice. But

18:02

anyway, I wanted to recognize before

18:04

we just this show completely degenerates

18:07

into

18:08

Chaos.

18:09

Did I get a handkerchief? What's the next story?

18:11

No. No. I'm saying I wanted to

18:13

get those two out of the way before you start

18:15

fuck it with me and I would break up or laugh

18:18

or do something inappropriate. Because now

18:20

I wanna go back now to the

18:22

next email is something that we were talking

18:24

about. Here not

18:26

long ago, remember John

18:28

fell. I

18:30

remember John fell from Baltimore.

18:32

Yes that he got back up and then he wrote

18:34

the email saying that he reminded us

18:36

that sugar

18:38

sugar by the Archie's is the

18:41

song that that replaced Huggies

18:44

Talk Women by The Rolling Stones is

18:46

a number one song. Would it hit number

18:48

one in nineteen sixty nine. So

18:50

the Archie's bumped the rolling

18:54

stones out of the number one spot and

18:57

which I remember by the way, I wasn't

18:59

actually a rolling stones fan because I was

19:01

fucking eight. But

19:03

I have all the Archie's out albums and watched

19:05

the cartoon show and goddamn, you

19:08

know, that was just the the greatest music

19:10

in the whole world. But then

19:12

we were talking about the Archie said, I couldn't

19:14

remember Reggie's name. Reggie's last name. Reggie's

19:17

last name. He always goes back to Reggie.

19:19

Well, no. It's unbelievable with this guy.

19:21

This has been nice. Stop it.

19:23

Would you quit this? That

19:26

was completely an unrelated issue

19:29

or time pick that just happened to have

19:31

the same name and the god damn both of them,

19:33

and I wasn't even but anyway, it was

19:35

reggie mantle according to Lucas.

19:38

From wherever the fuck. He doesn't

19:40

say where he's from, but Lucas wrote in.

19:44

Reggie mantle was the egotistical rival

19:46

to Archie Andrews, and no, not the

19:48

cat. So it was Archie

19:50

Andrews, Veronica Lodge, Betty Cooper,

19:53

and Reggie Mantel. And

19:55

of course, Jughead Jones. And

19:57

and Brian asked what was Jughead's

20:00

given Christian first name?

20:04

Juggage, Jerome. No.

20:06

I don't know. Foresight.

20:10

That

20:10

was my next guess. Four scythe

20:12

p Jones.

20:15

And that one of those times where jughead's

20:17

the better name. Well, in

20:19

in actuality, you know, it's kinda like,

20:22

you know, some of the guys that have changed the crusher

20:24

was probably a a better wrestling

20:26

name than Rejji Lusowski,

20:28

but Could a wrestler pull off jughead?

20:30

Could a serious heel be jughead?

20:33

No. Jugg

20:33

head? Something. Jugg head, Andrew's.

20:36

Well, now you're now you're just

20:38

ripping off a goddamn Archie's.

20:41

Did your jug had Andrews? What the No.

20:44

You can't have a a heel named

20:46

jughead, a heel stooge, maybe

20:48

the big maybe if if

20:50

when cowboy Fraser was fucking

20:52

lawler's bodyguard, he could have called him

20:55

Jughead and got away with it, but I don't know.

20:57

But, though you can't have a heel

20:59

named Jughead. Did you like the Bazooka

21:01

Jug comics that came with the gum? No.

21:04

Because I wasn't a gum fan. I

21:07

was I'd never liked gum that much when

21:09

I was a

21:10

kid. And my mom I

21:11

just hated joy. I hated joy.

21:13

Well, no. No. Stop it. Well,

21:15

what's fun about chewing up? Because

21:17

here's the thing. First of all,

21:19

my mother's gum of choice was

21:21

didn't mean because she thought you ought

21:23

to get something out of it. Right? The fresh breath

21:26

or the fucking this thin teen because

21:28

the word dent is in it. And

21:30

so is dentistry. Somehow it was good for

21:32

your teeth. I don't know. And

21:34

I want a ginteen fan

21:37

and and if

21:39

you chew a goddamn piece

21:42

of Rigley's fucking

21:44

juicy fruit or whatever. Well, for about

21:46

the first twenty seven seconds, you got some

21:48

flavor there, and then you're chewing a goddamn

21:51

piece of fucking

21:52

rubber. In your mouth. But I'm

21:54

talking about bubblegum, Bazooka, they

21:56

had their comics, and then double bubble had their

21:58

rip off Bazooka comics.

22:01

Should I admit something, bubblicious?

22:04

Yes. Exactly. I've

22:08

never blown a bubble

22:10

with bubble gum. And

22:12

I don't know that I know how

22:14

to blow a I can't blow up

22:16

balloons or or

22:19

bubbles of the I don't know how it works.

22:22

I don't know. It doesn't work. I've

22:24

always had to have my balloons professionally

22:26

inflated because I'll sit there and go

22:29

I don't know what

22:29

the fuck. What the whole box? These are two separate

22:32

things altogether. And and blowing a

22:34

goddamn. I don't understand how you

22:36

would do that. To blow a bubble out of

22:38

gum. And what motion

22:40

you would make or how you would purse

22:42

and form your

22:43

lips? That's almost

22:45

understandable because you don't like gum. You already

22:48

said it. You're not a

22:48

gum fan, so you

22:49

don't have

22:50

any practice or expertise. Yeah.

22:52

You can't blow the balloon. What's that

22:54

about? Never been able to oh, god. I almost

22:57

had a fucking stroke. It's

22:59

the Alamo Plaza hotel in Shreveport

23:02

the night before that goddamn party

23:03

celebration for

23:06

the midnight express where they smashed my face

23:08

the cake and we did the anger with Watts.

23:11

I was trying to blow up post goddamn balloons

23:14

and almost had a stroke and was

23:16

needed an oxygen tank trying to I had, like,

23:18

two or three balloons. I had to get up early the

23:20

next morning and go

23:22

over to a back camera when fucking

23:25

store it was, grocery store and go

23:27

in and have them blow me up some fucking

23:29

balloons.

23:31

This is I'd never I mean, this is astounding

23:34

to I don't even know what to say or what to

23:36

ask. Well, we weren't even

23:38

supposed to be talking about balloons. Did this

23:40

start? It's just like a wavey to get out of blown up

23:42

balloons, and then it just became like a

23:44

thing where you just keep going. I can't get

23:46

in I can't make it. I see other people

23:48

just go, when these things just get big

23:50

and I'm like, I don't know what the technique

23:52

is. I'm sorry. So

23:55

I have professional balloons done technique.

23:58

I was going back to, well, there's a there's a

24:00

fucking art to it apparently.

24:02

Oh, apparently. A technique of

24:04

some description. How do you are you talking about

24:06

any balloon or like a balloon animal long

24:08

thin one?

24:10

Are you talking? Just like any balloon? Like a loose

24:12

balloon? Balloon. Yes. Any balloon.

24:15

I'd you know, I

24:17

I don't know how they make the fucking balloon

24:19

animals, but I assume most people can't

24:21

do that where they twist them into a goddamn

24:23

replica of a pelican and a goddamn

24:25

ocelot. I don't

24:27

understand that whole business either. Well, these

24:29

are harder to blow up sometimes than the regular

24:33

oval balloon. I don't know what to call

24:34

it. The normal shit balloon

24:37

thing. It I can I can get it up? I can get

24:39

it looking like a fucking cat

24:41

of a soggy orange or whatever,

24:44

maybe even up to a fucking

24:46

mid level fucking mushy grapefruit, and

24:48

then they just don't go too much

24:49

further. This

24:51

is such a fascinating thing. Alright. Well,

24:53

I'm glad you're fascinated, but where I was

24:55

going, you see, I was gonna tie the discussion

24:58

I was having about the Archie's. This

25:00

video will be Jim Cornett on gum and

25:02

balloons.

25:04

Well, that's You've now you've doomed it

25:06

to only get forty or fifty thousand views.

25:10

But what I was going to make an analogy,

25:13

draw a similarly, a comparison, if you

25:15

will, The arches

25:19

and the monkeys, is

25:21

that what we've got with wrestling these days

25:23

or we're about to have with wrestling these days

25:25

especially with the WWE if if what

25:27

we're gonna talk about about

25:30

them later on comes to pass. Don

25:33

Kircher just said, you know what? These fucking

25:35

rock stars. They're too goddamn hard to

25:37

deal with. I'm just gonna make my own band.

25:40

And then when he made his

25:42

own band, but they got hard to deal

25:44

with, he said fuck it. I'm

25:47

just gonna make them all cartoon characters. And

25:49

then I can draw them into doing whatever I

25:51

want to and he got a number one fucking record

25:54

out of a fucking cartoon band.

25:58

Is that what the end

26:01

goal of the WWE

26:04

is especially now just

26:07

get some fucking people to voice

26:09

these characters. If they can if

26:11

they're we're gonna talk about the betting later

26:14

on. If they can do that and they can figure out

26:16

a way to computer generate these son of a bitches.

26:19

Then it then wrestling is gonna be the equivalent

26:21

of the Archie's in nineteen sixty

26:23

nine. The real human

26:25

beings were too

26:27

hard to deal with and we couldn't minimize

26:31

their involvement enough. So now we

26:33

have just taken them out of it and we're

26:35

gonna create our own fucking

26:36

wrestlers. You know, with

26:39

Don Kirschner, he came out of the bro building.

26:42

He was there before

26:44

the Beatles. He was there after

26:46

the Beatles. This is that period of

26:48

time. The end of the Beatles after the

26:50

Beatles. So again, here's a guy

26:52

whose business as

26:54

a

26:55

publisher was getting his songs published.

26:57

The singer songwriter.

27:00

The bands writing their own songs were

27:02

a problem.

27:03

Yeah. Some of them still covered stuff, but

27:05

It was something that was

27:07

decreasing. And

27:09

when you have a manufactured band,

27:13

You're guaranteed that they'll play your

27:15

songs. And then when they rebel against

27:17

you, you just have them drawn. I mean, that's what

27:19

it is. Or

27:23

redrawn as the

27:25

case may be. And

27:27

and that's I think that's what

27:29

they're going for at least in the WWE

27:32

now because, I

27:34

mean, have you ever seen a time where

27:37

there was There

27:39

in in the WWE in history, from the

27:41

territory day sixty, seventy's, Vince

27:43

taken over in the eighties, attitude era of

27:45

the nineties, even two thousands, where

27:49

there were only a couple of legitimate main

27:52

event guys and everybody else

27:54

was on the same par with each other and

27:56

just kind of Fucking

27:58

taken turns wrestling each other every week.

28:03

That's why So I think, you know and and

28:05

And the stars that they have made

28:07

are aging rapidly. So

28:10

do we, you know, do we expect sugar,

28:13

sugar in in the next eight years.

28:16

The new champion here he is. We've just

28:18

created him. He's your computer generated

28:21

hero. You know,

28:23

that's something too, like, you know, again, taking

28:25

your thoughts or feelings about him

28:27

as a person or a performer out of it,

28:29

with Kenny Omega, former AEW

28:32

champion. Let's say WWE does

28:34

sign him. He's not a kid.

28:37

This isn't someone you could look at like, yeah, this

28:39

is a great future

28:39

investment. This is an investment

28:42

in right now hopefully for

28:44

a little bit. He just took nine

28:46

months off having multiple surgeries

28:49

to correct previous injuries,

28:51

and he's almost forty. So

28:54

at this point and I'm

28:56

not even saying this to knock him, but

28:59

the WWE a if

29:01

he was not in a prominent position

29:03

on the other gas program, wouldn't offer him contract

29:06

because of they've turned down people younger

29:08

and in better shape because of agent injuries.

29:10

Previous injuries. But

29:13

they will offer him a contract because

29:15

he's on the other program so they can do

29:17

some damage to them. At this point,

29:19

In the days where Vince had to personally

29:23

approve the amount of money

29:25

that each wrestler got and in

29:28

those days are not that long ago.

29:32

No. There's no way that they would have

29:35

you know, offered him big money

29:37

at this stage in his life, but now

29:39

that the that the money doesn't

29:41

really matter because it's not big money anymore

29:44

in their overall multibillion dollar

29:46

scheme of things, they'll

29:48

offer him probably offering

29:51

a significant amount of money for

29:53

three years to

29:56

take him away from the other guys and

29:58

to ensure that by the time he would

30:00

ever go back to the other guys, if

30:03

they're still around at that point, he'd

30:05

be almost in his mid

30:07

forties and certainly in

30:10

not better physical condition

30:12

than he is now after taking three more years

30:15

of any kind of bumps. So

30:17

that's it. When they

30:19

used to have to watch out for what

30:22

they spent in terms of talent,

30:25

payments, talent salaries, they

30:29

might not have been so gung ho to

30:31

to get him because it wouldn't have been worth it

30:33

in the long run. It would have at other people in the

30:35

locker room. But now that it's

30:37

not a it's a negligible amount

30:40

of money to them, You

30:43

know, then there's every yeah. We'll just take

30:45

him out of that equation and see how they do.

30:48

Don't even have to use him. They don't have to justify

30:50

the sound. We used to have to I've

30:53

heard the phrase from

30:55

Vance Andor Jim Ross. Directed

30:58

at anybody on the creative team just

31:00

file a salary. They don't

31:03

have to anymore. They can just leave them, set

31:05

them a check, and they don't even

31:06

notice. And

31:08

with Omega, like I said, this, to your point,

31:10

is it's about developing stars in the Earth

31:12

thin at the top and everyone's getting older, that's the

31:14

case of if you sign someone who is a star

31:16

to a portion of the audience, their

31:19

old say you really can't make it long term investment

31:21

more than likely other than

31:23

MJF. Who knows

31:26

if he'll ever leave AEW? And

31:28

I hate to play that game because that game's gonna be going

31:30

on over and over again for a while. So other than

31:32

him, Is there anyone

31:34

under thirty? That would

31:36

actually be an impactful signing from

31:40

WWE or by WWE. When

31:43

Chris Yaracos signed there, I

31:45

don't even think he was thirty yet. You

31:48

know, so he had a good run-in

31:50

WWE. I love this run-in WWE, and then

31:52

he had a long run-in WWE,

31:55

and he came back several times He

31:57

was young enough that he was able to do that. Is there

31:59

anyone they actually could sign

32:01

under thirty that

32:03

they wouldn't just throwing NXT and treat like crap

32:05

for a few

32:06

years. I can actually come up there.

32:08

Oh, okay. Now you put a qualifier in

32:11

that drastically even reduces that number.

32:13

Maybe I shouldn't have. Yeah. Well, that's

32:15

my question. Well, there's

32:18

there's almost nobody anywhere

32:21

that they could just sign

32:24

and bring to straight to the main roster

32:27

without NXT except well,

32:29

and right now, again, you

32:31

don't wanna play game with MJF, but

32:33

they couldn't sign him right now because he's the

32:35

champion he's under contract. Whether

32:39

in next year, twenty twenty four, whatever,

32:42

he'd still under thirty, and

32:44

they could still you know, he would I

32:48

certainly to God would have

32:50

hoped that they wouldn't send him to

32:53

NXT because you've got the chance

32:55

there to

32:57

you know, have a guy that's the been

33:00

the world champion from another

33:02

other company. The only other company fleet.

33:04

No. There's no way. They would bring him up and he'd be an

33:06

impact player on the main

33:07

roster. You couldn't well, I mean, you know,

33:10

stupid things happen all the time. But, yeah, you

33:12

you would have to think that crossover because they're getting

33:14

a guy that's so that

33:17

really doesn't need to be taught anything. They need

33:19

to learn some things from him. But otherwise than

33:21

that, I was gonna how old his Hobbs. But

33:24

he needs to go to NXT. Anybody

33:28

under thirty in AEW With

33:30

the exception of MJF, would

33:32

need would it would be a disservice

33:35

not to send them to NXT because

33:38

they've gotten Sir,

33:42

varying degrees of training and whatever

33:44

endies they've come from And

33:46

maybe they've had some good influences, but

33:49

the they would certainly

33:51

have to learn how a professional Organization

33:54

is booked and and the TV is presented

33:57

if nothing else. Hobbes

34:00

is thirty two. Yeah.

34:04

Well, but it matters not. He I

34:07

mean, we could sit here and go through the list, but

34:09

I can't think of anybody off top of my head that

34:12

from AEW under thirty that shouldn't

34:14

go to NXT. Anyway,

34:22

so that but you know, I'm gonna

34:24

I was gonna read this, but fuck it.

34:26

Now that you've made mockery of me for other

34:28

things, I'm gonna save this for next week. Well,

34:30

what's that? Hold on. What is that? No. No.

34:33

No. Because I've had a bad

34:35

week. I've had a tough week, a

34:37

rough week, a hard week for heaven's

34:39

sake. I got the cameos done.

34:42

haven't even told you about all of this.

34:47

Obviously, Hodgkin's put the the

34:49

cameos on sale last

34:52

Saturday, and it was another success. And

34:54

thank you guys very much. And I'm sorry for you by

34:56

it missed out. I said we're gonna be doing it a

34:58

few I'll get to the spring

35:00

news in a minute. We'll do

35:02

them again in a few months when things slow down,

35:04

but We we split

35:07

it up over two days and the second

35:09

day of day, oh, this will be easy. We got the

35:11

first half knocked out. And

35:13

this was on Thursday. Okay. And I'm

35:16

looking out the window to see when Hotchkiss is

35:18

pulling up, and here comes a thirty

35:20

foot fucking tanker

35:22

truck from my

35:25

the people that do my fertilization

35:27

of my trees. And

35:29

it just happens that that's the day that it's falling

35:32

on. I'm saying, oh, god. Well, well, he pulls

35:34

up in the driveway. He's backed up sideways.

35:36

He's got this tube and his hose and his running

35:38

this motor, and he's doing the

35:40

fertilization. And

35:42

then I think Hachkus is coming up and

35:44

here comes my contractor because that was

35:46

the one day we've got some polishes on

35:49

some of the woodwork and

35:51

they were installing a few other things and then we're

35:53

almost done. We have cabinet, and

35:55

countertop to be assembled, etcetera,

35:58

but main part of those rooms is

36:00

done. Here comes four

36:02

contractors and their associates

36:04

in three different vehicles,

36:07

and they're parked by the side of the goddamn driveway.

36:10

And then Hodges gets here And

36:13

I'm trying to shoot it, but now I'm looking at the

36:15

traffic out in my driveway. And

36:18

then here comes Brian. My

36:21

new yard crew, the the

36:23

fine folks that replaced Landon

36:26

the idiot, Four

36:29

guys, two trucks, and a giant

36:31

trailer that's so wide, it almost doesn't

36:33

fit through my front gate. And

36:36

I had all these people trying to do circles

36:38

in my backyard and or back out and

36:41

or back around while I was finishing the cameos.

36:44

But we got

36:46

it done by Cracking except for

36:48

one. And I told

36:50

you about this, and you got a snicker

36:52

out of. There was one cameo request,

36:55

and it's the only one I've ever refunded.

36:58

I just I can't fill this.

37:01

The guy wanted me well, the

37:03

instruction was Jim,

37:07

please be the announcer

37:10

and call the match between me

37:14

and a wrestler you make

37:16

up, call it from in

37:18

music and entrance to introductions

37:21

to finish. How?

37:25

And how? And there's

37:27

no way I mean, on so

37:29

many levels, for

37:33

video, especially that this

37:35

would be awkward. Besides

37:38

the fact that you can't actually send

37:40

through the cameo process. Maybe in

37:42

future iterations of this. You can't actually

37:44

send a picture of who you are.

37:47

So I know what you look like. Or

37:49

how or whether you'd be using a bear hug

37:51

or a drop kick. And

37:53

also, wrestler I make up, does that

37:55

mean that's the best Does that

37:57

mean an existing wrestler that I don't

37:59

pick or one that I make up

38:02

from scratch like, you know, Crotchey

38:04

Mcgrabington. And

38:07

then the introductions will

38:09

where are you from? And how much do you

38:11

weigh? And what

38:14

the fuck? And then how

38:17

would the how would the

38:19

camera be focused here? Because, like,

38:21

what if if I'm the announcer, am

38:23

I looking at the camera or am I looking

38:25

at a monitor that has nothing on

38:27

it? Calling

38:32

something that I'm imagining seeing.

38:35

And and then and you

38:37

brought up. Should I do the the old time

38:40

radio announcer, but the Gary Owens bit

38:42

and cut my ear. Oh,

38:44

where we are, ladies and gentlemen. I

38:47

mean, it it and I said,

38:50

I just look I said, I and he paid

38:52

a, you know, a good sum of money for this.

38:54

And was like, I can't take

38:56

your money because I think this will be

38:58

direct. So I and he graciously,

39:02

you know, reply don't don't hard feelings.

39:04

I understand. And we'll try to get

39:06

next time, but I'll give something

39:08

easy instead. Just cut a promo on me.

39:11

Well, that that

39:14

was another several of them is I

39:16

would get the instruction that Oh,

39:18

my husband loves you and he listens to your

39:21

shows all the time. Cut a vicious

39:23

promo on him. For

39:25

for two minutes over that, what you

39:27

know, is there anything wrong with him? Does

39:29

this fucking paint

39:31

smell? Give me something to work with.

39:33

Right? But

39:35

but that but that would be that would

39:37

be a bit awkward. Hi. It's

39:39

Jim Cornette. By the way, your wife tells me

39:42

Oh, I've done that. You're the chain smell.

39:44

Yeah. I've done a few of those.

39:47

Tell and family members they need to lose

39:50

weight or their ass or whatever.

39:53

I've done few of those. But anyway,

39:56

so thank you again to everybody who participated

40:00

in the the big cameo of

40:02

of extravaganza, but now

40:05

we're moving on to the burrito. It's almost spring,

40:08

Brian. And I said there was big

40:10

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40:13

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40:18

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40:36

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I would love to hear about this. Well,

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I'm glad you said that because I'll tell you

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will go on sale on April the eighth at

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noon. And as well, Brian,

43:30

you will recall that Kenny

43:33

and inside the ropes are the ones that brought

43:36

me over to England back

43:38

in twenty sixteen to do

43:41

a a live sit down show

43:43

in London. We

43:46

call it a sit down show because both of us were

43:48

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43:50

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43:53

era, that was my Last

43:55

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43:59

and the DVD of

44:01

that incredible night A

44:03

little over two hours of Jim

44:05

Ross and myself on stage with

44:07

Young Kenny, sometimes he kept us to

44:09

the format. Oftentimes we branched

44:12

off. But the

44:14

entire conversation there as well

44:16

as the surprise run-in

44:18

by Brett Hart And

44:20

for the last, I think, twenty, twenty five minutes

44:22

of the program, and he jumped

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44:50

shut up. I'm old. Anyway,

44:53

and Finally, wait a minute. Hold on

44:55

here. Where's my dang

44:57

gum? Oh, that was

44:59

the wrong drum. What the hell was that? Here.

45:02

Here's my drum. But

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45:18

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45:21

and I'll have you know that

45:23

while all this time in my life,

45:25

I've been a heel. I'm deciding I'm switching

45:27

babyface on this one. This

45:30

is my first babyface figure

45:32

because it's going to be for

45:34

a good cause. You know, I've

45:37

worn every kind of color in the world.

45:40

Right? So when we think about the

45:42

designs, well, we had my raw

45:44

debut. And we had my the

45:46

bloody variant, whereas we're in the white

45:49

jacket, you know, when Paulie cracked me with the

45:51

phone and had the original one

45:53

which was my red and

45:55

yellow Oscar Meyer Hot Dog outfit

45:57

that was so popular. Blah blah. When we're doing

45:59

these designs, we're thinking of ideas because

46:01

I've worn everything. And

46:05

this idea actually germinated with

46:07

Stacey because she just was because you

46:09

know the lead time on these things and and how

46:12

long we have to plan ahead because they gotta

46:14

be handmade, come over on a boat,

46:16

blah blah blah. And

46:18

she had seen me in an old another

46:21

pink jacket, a darker pink than the

46:23

raw debut at a picture, and At

46:26

the same time, she had this was almost

46:28

three years ago now. She had

46:30

the pink and

46:32

black breast cancer license

46:34

plate on her car she had been. And

46:38

she was thinking about Donna Eton because

46:40

Donna This before she

46:42

passed away was was sick, had breast

46:44

cancer, and she was thinking about my mom,

46:47

who had had breast cancer, and She

46:50

said, why don't you do that

46:53

kind of that I don't know what the

46:55

exact shade

46:57

or whatever the technical term is

47:00

at Fusia. But

47:02

she said, do the breast cancer pink, like on

47:04

my license plate for your mom and for

47:06

Donna and vets, etcetera, etcetera, we've known

47:08

a number of people. And

47:10

as okay, So

47:13

we got those in the pipeline and

47:15

those are here and

47:17

there's gonna be a thousand of them And

47:20

what we're gonna do is each

47:22

one and and there's only gonna be one figure

47:24

this time. This is the only one being released

47:26

last time we did a doubleheader, but this when

47:28

it's deal. We've done

47:32

fundraisers for the crusade

47:34

for children before for various things. And,

47:36

of course, The American Cancer

47:38

Society we've done, and Jeremy

47:40

Baglins made the OG

47:42

Coke guys have helped with those. And last year,

47:45

we did Nami, the

47:47

National Alliance on Middle illness, this

47:50

one, a thousand pink

47:52

and black, breast cancer, pink and black,

47:55

Jim action figures, autographed

47:58

personally if you wish, and

48:01

we're doing ten dollars off of each

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figure sold to the Susan

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G. Coleman Foundation, to

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fight breast cancer. And

48:09

it's not a gimmick who were not

48:11

like doing the increase in price deal

48:14

and jacketed up ten bucks from what it usually

48:16

is and give them the ten dollars away, which

48:18

as an old friend of mine you say, like, giving away

48:20

the sleeves on your vest, No

48:23

increase in price on the figure, but

48:25

we're donating ten dollars

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each so the goal is to raise ten thousand dollars

48:29

for breast cancer. So,

48:33

again, that is the spring spectacular sale.

48:36

At jim cornhead dot com, Saturday,

48:39

April eighth, and you

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can go now or you better be

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able to or else Elsewise Hachkus will be

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in trouble again, You can go

48:47

to jim court dot com and there'll be banners

48:50

on the front page with pictures of all this

48:52

stuff and explaining what I

48:54

just explained. But

48:57

we got our we got our work cut out for us in

48:59

April. The feather bottoms are gonna be activated.

49:04

How many can we put you down for Brian?

49:06

I won. I don't wanna take anything away from

49:08

me. People out there who trying to get their hands

49:10

on

49:10

them. You don't wanna be greedy. No.

49:13

Well, good. Well, that's that's

49:15

mighty admirable of you. Where is

49:17

it on your website? I'm looking on your website now. I

49:19

don't see it. Not now. Now

49:22

when the people hear this, not

49:25

now as we're saying it, See,

49:29

now you've you've you've blown the k phase

49:31

on a on a feather bottoms deal. So you're gonna

49:34

be in a pink and

49:34

black, so if anyone ever wanted you

49:36

to manage The figure of Jim Cornette

49:38

manage the figure of Brett Hart. This

49:40

is Richard. There you go. Yeah.

49:42

And and and and

49:44

in nightheart and The heart foundation

49:46

was heart foundations. Yeah. Interesting.

49:49

See, in an alternate universe,

49:51

what if Watts had picked Jimmy

49:53

Hart? Would you have

49:55

been happy wearing the same color

49:57

scheme every night for at least

49:59

two years?

50:01

No. Well,

50:04

if it was integral to my

50:06

success, I wouldn't have minded it, but there

50:08

would have been a pain in the ass having to get, like,

50:10

fucking fifteen of the same jacket

50:12

and fifteen, the same pants, fifteen, the same

50:15

ties, fifty, or whatever the case. Because

50:19

you can't wear the same thing every fucking

50:21

day. Can't live like savage.

50:23

If you had managed the heart foundation knowing

50:26

how Vince

50:26

is. He had brought the hitman

50:28

heart, gym the Anvil night

50:30

heart, their manager was the mouth

50:33

of the South Jimmy Heart,

50:34

You would have needed something to tie you into heart.

50:37

So Jim, something cornet.

50:40

How about heartless? Jim,

50:45

heartless Cornette. I

50:48

don't but that you

50:50

know, I haven't even thought about that forever,

50:52

but that would have well, I wonder what would have happened.

50:55

Well, he wouldn't let him have him. And

50:57

Jimmy wouldn't have gone. I was gonna say

50:59

what we've watched one at Jimmy Hardisty to

51:01

me, and I was the one that stayed in Memphis. But

51:04

Jimmy lived in Memphis. He was from Memphis.

51:07

By that point, he was past

51:09

forty, and he wasn't gonna go

51:12

fight those fucking fans in Louisiana, I

51:14

don't think. Whereas,

51:17

you know, I'm like, y'all do any fucking thing

51:19

because they didn't do anything with me here. And,

51:23

yes, Jimmy took the New York job because

51:25

they're my god. Then, you

51:27

know, also at the time, you

51:31

know, he got into obviously doing their music.

51:33

I know everybody thinks of Jim Johnston, but Jimmy

51:35

Hart had a lot to do with

51:38

the early days of WWF

51:40

music because besides Cindy

51:43

Loper and Dave Wolfy was the only guy that

51:45

was there at the time

51:47

that it actually legitimately been in the music

51:49

business. So

51:52

I don't think it would have worked at good for

51:54

either one of us if it hadn't happened that

51:56

way. Just

51:57

imagine Jim Cornett on the wrestling album.

52:01

Two to forty. Two

52:04

to forty. No. No.

52:06

No. No. Did that. You couldn't have taken that from

52:08

Jean. I was about to say, know,

52:10

I couldn't have deprived the populace

52:13

of Jean Oakland's performance in

52:15

that classic. Anyway,

52:20

and and I have you

52:22

educated yourself on what happened

52:24

to poor old crew, Ella Deville, yet?

52:27

I haven't because I had so much fun talking

52:29

to you about this realizing I knew very little about

52:31

it that I figured I would wait till we got on the air.

52:34

Okay. Well, and you

52:36

brought it up to me on a phone

52:38

conversation here yesterday because

52:41

This happened a couple of weeks ago, and we've been

52:43

talking about five hundred things

52:45

lately with all the programs and the biographies

52:48

and the pay per views and the strike and the

52:50

chaos, and the turmoil, and the blood, and the mud,

52:52

and the sweat, the tears. But

52:54

Sonya Deville got arrested

53:00

I guess it's been a couple weeks ago now. I

53:02

don't have the date and

53:04

charged with temporarily charged

53:06

with. I get they're either gonna be dropped

53:09

or soon to be whatever, possession of

53:11

a firearm. And

53:14

you brought this up to me say, you know what? We

53:16

didn't talk about this. And I said, well, you know she

53:18

got She got horn

53:20

swaddled, bamboozled, flim

53:22

flammed. Who's, Steven?

53:25

And you didn't know the particulars. You

53:27

thought the apparently that she was taken down

53:30

by members of

53:32

fucking a SWAT Team while she was waving

53:34

an AK forty seven around fucking crowded

53:37

shopping mall or something. didn't think it

53:39

was that. Well, you

53:41

you didn't know what in her fault and

53:43

that she would she was wrongfully

53:46

wrongfully subject to fucking persecution

53:49

and prosecution. So that sound like

53:51

Stephen p knew warming up. Hey, Sonya.

53:54

We give you the business on the program here,

53:56

but if you want somebody to take somebody

53:59

to

53:59

court, steven p new new law office

54:01

dot com, 886928084.

54:04

And that

54:05

wasn't when I was saying it all, but continue.

54:07

But nevertheless, so

54:10

if if you didn't you didn't look it

54:12

up because you want me to tell you. You want

54:14

me to be the bearer of this news to you

54:16

is what you're saying. I'm thinking about your

54:18

future. Jim Cornette, crime

54:20

reporter, has

54:22

a nice ring to it. Well,

54:25

here is what this is the story that

54:28

was reported from sources that I

54:30

believe. As I said, I

54:32

do not remember the exact date, and the

54:34

only thing that another thing I'm sketchy

54:36

on is I'm pretty sure she was

54:39

at this place because of just as a

54:41

private citizen, I don't think it was

54:43

related to a WWE event.

54:46

And she's not she's from New Jersey,

54:49

I believe. And what

54:51

what? Yes. Yes. So I'm

54:53

just saying, but it I mean, it she could have

54:55

been at an event in town, but it wasn't

54:57

at this particular location. But

54:59

I otherwise, she may have just been on personal

55:02

trip. But nevertheless, So

55:06

apparently, she

55:08

Valet parks her car at this hotel

55:11

casino where the fuck she's at, in

55:13

New Jersey. And when

55:15

she goes to get her car, as

55:18

sometimes happened, she can't find the

55:20

valet ticket. And

55:23

you know, at that point, if you

55:25

can identify your, you know, your

55:27

car or whatever, usually there's okay

55:29

and blah blah blah blah and go, whatever, but

55:32

This is the valet parking attendant,

55:34

since they didn't have the ticket,

55:38

went looking in the glove compartment

55:40

of the car to see what he could

55:42

determine, I didn't know

55:44

that they let the valet parking attendant

55:46

just rifle through your goddamn car

55:50

Even whether he had your ticket or not, but nevertheless,

55:53

he owns glove compartment, sees a

55:55

gun in it. And

55:57

then goes and calls the

56:00

hotel security who

56:02

apparently are tasked

56:04

with the job of doing

56:07

the security for this place and making

56:09

sure that everybody's only up and up. So

56:12

apparently, again, instead of going to

56:14

Sonya Deville and doing

56:17

any kind of preliminary investigation

56:20

on this, they determined they're gonna call

56:22

the real police. Who who's come?

56:27

And because she's got a permit to

56:29

carry the gun, but she lives in Florida,

56:31

but she's from, as you said, New Jersey.

56:34

So she's not in the state she

56:36

has the permit to carry it. They

56:38

arrest her. And

56:41

I and I know a lot of people are gonna

56:43

be So the ones screaming

56:45

around, oh, they shouldn't have all these good. No. Okay.

56:47

Numb nuts. Here's a good list in

56:50

context. This,

56:53

at any point, could have

56:55

been slowed down to a crawl.

56:58

If even the hotel security and others

57:00

say, excuse me, ma'am, you have a gun in your

57:04

car. Why do you ever and she

57:06

would have been allowed to say, well,

57:08

Don't you know who I am? I'm

57:11

Sonya Deville. I'm

57:13

on national television on the WWE.

57:17

And there's a guy in prison or

57:19

in a rubber room at the puzzle factory

57:21

somewhere right now because

57:23

he broke it in my home, tried to kidnap

57:25

me. And I have

57:27

a permit to carry this when I'm

57:30

out and about because I'm an attractive woman

57:32

on national TV. That

57:34

could somehow

57:36

my appearance provoked some of these fucking

57:39

middle cases It

57:41

should come after me with duct tape and

57:43

zip ties. That's

57:46

the perfect example of

57:49

why somebody should be allowed to

57:51

carry a handgun. If

57:55

if you need an AK forty seven to

57:57

fight off the goddamn stalkers and maybe

57:59

you're in the wrong lot of work. No,

58:02

I don't believe she's stockpiling ammunition

58:06

or joining a militia, and

58:09

I don't think that she is

58:11

probably gonna be a thee god damned next

58:14

attempted Trump overthrow of the federal

58:16

government. I

58:18

think it's okay for Sonya

58:20

DeVille to have a handgun in her car

58:22

when she's traveling either alone

58:25

or probably with her girlfriend

58:28

or fiance, now I guess, they she

58:30

proposed or whatever that was on Twitter

58:33

the other day. So

58:36

here's two women, one whom have

58:38

been the subject

58:40

of a fucking attempted

58:42

kidnapping that have legally

58:46

fulfilled requirements to carry a gun

58:48

at in in the state they live in,

58:50

but now they're somewhere else. They gotta be

58:52

arrested for that. Instead,

58:55

you know, and and if you go

58:57

to New Jersey for heaven's sake with the

58:59

type of people you'll find On

59:02

the streets there, you probably should have

59:04

some projection. Project break. But

59:06

nevertheless, that's the poster

59:08

girl This is the poster

59:10

girl for someone who should be allowed

59:12

to carry a gun places because there has been

59:14

a threat specifically to her

59:17

because of who she is and she's a recognizable

59:19

public figure, and

59:22

she didn't do anything to instigate it. And

59:24

she's gone through proper legal steps.

59:27

That's why they should be there. You wanna

59:29

fucking AK forty seven because you're overrun

59:31

with goddamn ground squirrels fuck you.

59:34

Or you're afraid that you and you got goddamn

59:36

delusional fucking fantasies, then

59:38

one of these days you're gonna have tell the government

59:41

fuck off and Do things right,

59:43

fuck you. But

59:45

Dysport has to go through all of this

59:47

because somebody along that process couldn't

59:50

figure out that, well, maybe we don't need to call the

59:52

cops. I mean, do do

59:55

Sonya Deville or her fiance?

59:57

Do they look like goddamn shook night?

1:00:01

Oh, Jesus cry. Or maybe they they

1:00:03

brought in a fucking twenty

1:00:05

kilos of cocaine strapped to

1:00:07

the goddamn underneath of the engine of

1:00:09

this car because of the

1:00:11

they they were obviously Pablo

1:00:14

Escobar's fucking, you know,

1:00:16

sisters. What the fuck? Nobody

1:00:19

could just say, hey, who are you guys? What's

1:00:21

going on here before

1:00:23

that? That's my issue with

1:00:25

the whole fucking thing.

1:00:28

Well, you shouldn't I mean, you know,

1:00:30

again, you do need to have your gun

1:00:32

license wherever you have it. I do think that's a good

1:00:34

thing. With that said, I think

1:00:37

if you are a celebrity that's constantly

1:00:39

on the

1:00:40

road, there probably

1:00:42

does need to be something there, especially if

1:00:44

you've had stalkers Some

1:00:46

kind of interstate law so that you can carry.

1:00:48

I would think if anyone's gonna be able to carry,

1:00:50

that's the person.

1:00:51

Yeah. And and it then again, she

1:00:53

didn't even have it in her purse, like, because she's

1:00:56

been in the public place. And I this I

1:00:58

don't know what time of day this was, but she's been

1:01:00

in the public place where she didn't feel

1:01:02

she needed it, because she's around a

1:01:04

fucking general public. But

1:01:07

she's keeping it to rental cars if she's driving

1:01:09

around at night or whatever the fuck. And

1:01:12

that's again, not

1:01:14

one of these fucking lunatic. You know?

1:01:18

The good guy with a gun group

1:01:20

that's always, oh, we need all these guns

1:01:23

because then we'll save the day when something

1:01:25

happens. They tweeted another one this past

1:01:28

week. This guy

1:01:30

walks up. It's a I don't know

1:01:32

what country it was in. They were not speaking English.

1:01:36

But it's just a random video. There's

1:01:38

bunch of people on the street. This

1:01:40

guy walks up with a gun and points it at

1:01:43

some woman I'm apparently

1:01:45

saying, give me whatever the fuck. And

1:01:48

this other woman pulls a gun out

1:01:50

It just shoots the guy. And

1:01:54

boom down he goes, pulls it out

1:01:56

of her purse. And everybody

1:01:58

said, see, that guy learned to listen.

1:02:01

Yeah. And the fucking like five

1:02:03

year old child that was standing two or

1:02:05

three feet to the fucking diagonal right

1:02:07

of this guy when he got shot, if

1:02:10

his rib cage hadn't to block the bullet,

1:02:12

she'd got a good little lesson too. And

1:02:14

the mother that was on to drag this child

1:02:16

away running where she

1:02:18

came her back of her head was lined up in

1:02:20

a good close proximity. You

1:02:23

fucking idiots. This is where, oh,

1:02:25

that guy's got a gun. So let's all fucking pull

1:02:27

a gun and shoot at him and half

1:02:29

the goddamn community. No.

1:02:32

If there's a legitimate reason and this certainly

1:02:34

sounds like it and she was being responsible

1:02:37

and that's what I understand there's no

1:02:39

heat on her from the office

1:02:41

because, you know, what fuck?

1:02:44

What gives I mean, but unless she said

1:02:47

You can identify the card by something

1:02:49

I have in the glove compartment. Why was why

1:02:51

were they going through the glove compartment? I

1:02:54

have no idea. And

1:02:57

because I've

1:02:58

I know that it happens regularly that

1:03:01

the valley Parkers will probably,

1:03:03

you know, sniff through whatever

1:03:05

the fuck they've got time to look

1:03:06

at, but it's not usually officially

1:03:09

validated and admitted

1:03:13

I went looking for a person. I found a gun.

1:03:15

Yeah. We

1:03:19

wish you good luck, Cruella, idiot.

1:03:21

And she plus she's so recognizable. She's

1:03:24

got such a striking look. Right?

1:03:27

She can't fucking hide. But

1:03:29

you know what the moral of this story is? Don't you,

1:03:31

Brian? Oh, no. I don't

1:03:33

know. The moral of this story is

1:03:35

stay away from these hotels sleep

1:03:37

at home. That's

1:03:40

you ain't gonna get any trouble if you're if

1:03:42

you're at home and if you

1:03:44

you ain't gonna lose your car because you're not

1:03:46

valet parking it. It's in your garage.

1:03:49

You know where it is. And

1:03:51

if you need to go to sleep, you know what kind

1:03:53

of mattress you're gonna lay your head down on.

1:03:55

You know, Back the last year that

1:03:57

I was on the road with ring of honor, you

1:04:00

know what was making the news, don't you?

1:04:03

Bad bugs. A bedbug

1:04:05

invasion across the country. In

1:04:08

big cities, in major hotel chains,

1:04:10

places that you would not imagine.

1:04:13

They had the bed bugs. Bed bugs

1:04:15

were running rampant. It was all over the TV

1:04:17

news and everything. You know where you're sure

1:04:20

to never have bed bugs? At

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of bed bugs and earwigs and

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things that infest you,

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should we talk about AEW's television

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program this past Wednesday night?

1:10:32

Was wondering where you were going with that. Yes, we

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could do that. Well, the world of AEW

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and I guess and I apparently a

1:10:39

trending again as we're talking

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now because of something that I was

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not even involved

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in, but the AEW fans just hate

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me to begin with. It's been about

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a day or so, and yes, you are trending. You have

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been trending you. Continue to

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trend. You're a very trendy guy. Trendy

1:10:56

McTrenderson, so Rehaut

1:10:59

has

1:11:00

gotten off a Twitter.

1:11:04

I'd never tweeted her that I'm aware

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of, and I didn't follow

1:11:07

her, so I didn't know about this, but I read

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about it. From people tweeting

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me saying, well, it's your fault. So

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how did I how was I responsible for

1:11:17

Rehaut getting off of Twitter? From

1:11:21

the best of my knowledge, what happened was

1:11:23

Rejo deactivated her Twitter account?

1:11:27

And people right away or shouldn't

1:11:29

say people. A subsect

1:11:31

of fans

1:11:33

ran right away with the idea that she's

1:11:35

being harassed. Jim Cornett's

1:11:37

fans.

1:11:39

And they came to his conclusion because Rio

1:11:41

said nothing. They

1:11:43

came to his conclusion because in the past

1:11:45

Kenny Omega has complained about

1:11:48

fans in North America,

1:11:51

being vocal on Twitter with Oh,

1:11:53

the ones they broadcast their television program

1:11:55

too. The fans in North America where

1:11:57

their company is

1:11:58

located. That's right. So Rehaut deactivated

1:12:01

her to Twitter and people jumped to the conclusion

1:12:03

that it was because of you

1:12:06

and I've not seen

1:12:08

anything explicitly say that Riho

1:12:11

quit Twitter because English speaking

1:12:13

fans were harassing her. So

1:12:15

I hate to just jump the conclusions like

1:12:17

that. Unfortunately,

1:12:19

a lot of people did.

1:12:22

And again, this is so

1:12:25

someone that they have never met

1:12:28

gets off a Twitter. And

1:12:30

this is a reason for them to

1:12:34

have violent fantasies of my immediate

1:12:37

death. The one that The one

1:12:39

got tweeted, and then some people reported

1:12:41

him, I guess, it it took it down or it violated

1:12:44

policies or whatever. I hope Jim Cornett and

1:12:46

all of his family die a horrible Grizzly

1:12:48

death. Oh, no. It was all the

1:12:49

listeners. It was anyone who's a

1:12:51

fan of all

1:12:51

his listeners. We should all perish

1:12:54

because -- Oh. -- Rehaut got off Twitter.

1:12:56

Because she got a gun.

1:12:59

She got off Twitter. She got off Twitter.

1:13:01

She's going to twitch maybe because she's gonna

1:13:03

twitch instead of Twitter. Who gives a

1:13:05

shit? Are you

1:13:07

serious? She is a grown

1:13:10

woman. Have we established she's in her

1:13:12

thirties? She's

1:13:13

not in her certain how old did you say

1:13:16

that? We say that she's like thirty, thirty one,

1:13:18

thirty two. Is she how old is

1:13:19

she? Hold

1:13:20

on. No. I think she's in her twenties. Riho

1:13:22

is twenty five years old. Okay. She's

1:13:24

twenty five years old then. She just she's

1:13:26

got miles on her.

1:13:28

She is If if the

1:13:31

headline was Ruho has

1:13:33

been deprived of food or

1:13:37

Ruho is Ibetic, and then

1:13:39

this her insulin is being withheld.

1:13:41

Or RIIO is in the middle of heat

1:13:43

wave and has no electricity. That

1:13:47

and and it's all the fault of those

1:13:49

Cornette fans. Well, you might have something

1:13:52

to hang your hat on there. But

1:13:54

she got off Twitter. She's

1:13:56

an adult with

1:13:59

a high paying job that she's not particularly

1:14:01

good at. I think she'll

1:14:04

be just fine. And

1:14:06

as we mentioned last week on the program, it's

1:14:09

at this point, not

1:14:11

even her fault. It's

1:14:13

theirs for thinking

1:14:16

that this would get over for

1:14:18

telling her that she's a great professional

1:14:20

wrestler because of the culture

1:14:23

they have in Japan that has these

1:14:26

young girl doing all these weird

1:14:28

things that they got no business doing because it

1:14:30

looks ridiculous when they do it. So

1:14:36

And and it's not like it's not did I

1:14:38

invent this line of

1:14:40

thinking that If I'm watching professional

1:14:42

wrestling, why do I want to see a

1:14:45

four foot ten ninety pound

1:14:47

girl dressed in Taffeta?

1:14:50

No. But if anyone says something

1:14:52

that you may have said at any point on any

1:14:54

show at any point in history,

1:14:56

It gets sent back to you. They're repeating Jim

1:14:58

Cornette, so obviously Jim Cornett's the blame

1:15:01

for all of this. Is it my

1:15:04

fault just because I'm the only person anybody

1:15:06

knows? Well, it is a

1:15:08

very popular series of shows we do here,

1:15:10

but a couple things. One, You know what

1:15:12

I heard this news, I

1:15:14

had two thoughts. One was

1:15:16

of course Hana Chemura

1:15:18

who passed away

1:15:20

via suicide after being harassed

1:15:22

by Japanese

1:15:24

I don't

1:15:24

even think it was wrestling fan. Was it wrestling fans

1:15:26

or just Japanese fans of reality TV?

1:15:29

It was the but here's the thing

1:15:31

they have, not to get

1:15:33

on a soapbox here.

1:15:35

But they have these girls not only do they

1:15:37

do the wrestling thing with the Joe Xi's,

1:15:39

with the little small girls, and the underage

1:15:42

girls, with the rest that we've seen, the

1:15:45

video footage. But they

1:15:47

also have the what do they call them the idol

1:15:49

bands? Where they have them sing

1:15:53

and make pop stars out of them.

1:15:55

We were talking about the monkeys a little while ago.

1:15:58

It's not necessarily that they have musical

1:16:00

talent, but that they're cute. Young

1:16:03

girls. That's she was on a reality show,

1:16:05

Hana Kumar. That's what Yes. And

1:16:07

and then they have reality TV

1:16:09

shows where they put these either the

1:16:11

pop vitals or the whatever on the and

1:16:14

she did some innocuous thing

1:16:17

to anybody in the American culture

1:16:19

or whatever, but it was

1:16:22

something that they thought badly

1:16:24

of over there and harassed

1:16:27

her about it. The fans this reality show

1:16:29

on Twitter and she committed suicide, which

1:16:32

is horrible. And that's again,

1:16:34

that's why I

1:16:36

maintain that some people do

1:16:38

not should not

1:16:40

be public figures, and

1:16:43

it doesn't just it If

1:16:47

rehoes a twenty five year old adult

1:16:49

making six figures literally

1:16:51

working part time, for

1:16:54

AEW plus whatever the fuck else.

1:16:58

And she has to get off Twitter. It's

1:17:00

not like giving up food. Or

1:17:02

fucking or or or goddamn

1:17:05

or, you know, dialysis. But

1:17:07

at the same time, some people

1:17:10

don't if they you

1:17:12

can't be a public figure and

1:17:15

expect everybody to love you and say good

1:17:17

things. And as we've known with Twitter, This

1:17:20

has been the opportunity for every

1:17:22

asshole that's ever existed now to be able

1:17:24

to say shit to people that

1:17:26

they would have never been able to even talk to or

1:17:28

get near before And you

1:17:30

gotta expect that. And if

1:17:32

you don't want to block them. I

1:17:35

love to block people. Because

1:17:38

it's it's a less effort than wiping

1:17:40

dog shit off my shoe. You say something

1:17:42

smart aleck to me. You're gonna get blocked if

1:17:44

I see it in a nap time. But

1:17:47

some people can't be public

1:17:49

personalities.

1:17:51

But again, even you now are doing what other

1:17:53

people are doing, you're assuming the reason

1:17:56

why this person who gave no reason

1:17:58

deactivated

1:17:59

No. I was talking about I was talking about

1:18:01

Hana Kameura. Hana Kimura.

1:18:03

Hana Kimura. Goddamn it. I can't say it

1:18:05

now. But yes. But in in I'm

1:18:08

not of whatever rio. So she got off

1:18:10

Twitter. The people are mad that

1:18:13

she had to get off Twitter. Like, that is depriving

1:18:16

her of some major portion of her fucking

1:18:18

life. And why why

1:18:20

would she be upset about it? If

1:18:22

she didn't wanna put up with people fucking

1:18:25

saying shit about her on Twitter than she got

1:18:27

off of Twitter or for whatever reason

1:18:29

she got off of

1:18:29

Twitter. Yeah. What's her home

1:18:32

life like? For anyone wants to jump

1:18:34

to assumptions. Is real allowed to leave the house

1:18:36

when she's in America? Is real allowed

1:18:38

to just talk to anyone backstage? Without

1:18:41

Kenny's permission? So before

1:18:43

anyone jumps to conclusions about why RIIO

1:18:46

may have gotten on Twitter, let's examine everything.

1:18:49

But let me go back a step, Jim. I

1:18:52

don't think anyone should be harassing ReHo

1:18:54

or anyone on Twitter. If someone

1:18:56

gives you a problem, Give them

1:18:58

a problem back and give them a problem a

1:19:00

lot harder. But if no one's giving me a

1:19:02

problem, mind your own business. That doesn't

1:19:04

mean you can't critique something on TV, that

1:19:07

you're watching. You can.

1:19:10

But no one should be harassing ReHo or

1:19:13

anyone

1:19:13

else. But for these fans

1:19:16

and again, it's a small subset of fans.

1:19:19

They're harassing me. That's

1:19:21

what I'm about to say. There's a mini

1:19:23

wrestling audience. They're

1:19:25

straight, they're gay, they're employed,

1:19:27

they live in a basement, there's a mini

1:19:29

audience that

1:19:32

are miserable and are just looking to

1:19:34

take things down and take things out on other

1:19:36

things. And you're obviously a big

1:19:38

target for AEW fans. With

1:19:40

this rehaut thing, listen,

1:19:43

I don't know what kind of again,

1:19:45

from English speaking fans, I don't know what she's reading

1:19:47

on English speaking Twitter. I just literally

1:19:49

don't know. And I don't know

1:19:51

what kind of harassment she is or isn't getting

1:19:53

on there. Jim and I both

1:19:56

get Lots of things from

1:19:58

people who declare themselves AW fans

1:20:01

wishing us death, wishing

1:20:03

harm to our families, In this

1:20:05

case that you talked about

1:20:06

earlier, wishing harm to the listeners,

1:20:09

we

1:20:09

get this all the time. But you know what

1:20:11

happens? We get the time. And you know, like,

1:20:14

that it just stop what bothers me because it's

1:20:16

like, if Jim Cornette, I said this in

1:20:18

the Culture Cornett Facebook group. If

1:20:20

Jim Cornett, deactivated

1:20:22

his Twitter tomorrow

1:20:24

because of the most recent

1:20:26

I don't even know you called a death threatening wish

1:20:28

of harm, that came in,

1:20:31

which just came in this morning. If that

1:20:33

caused him to deactivate his Twitter, would

1:20:36

this conversation be flipped the other way?

1:20:38

That AEW fans are out of control. That

1:20:40

AEW is at responsibility for

1:20:42

these nutcase fans that

1:20:44

can't take criticism of their product. It's

1:20:47

a double standard. It's

1:20:49

ridiculous. And again, until

1:20:51

Rio comes out and says

1:20:53

something, don't assume anything.

1:20:56

Well, besides that, I've never tweeted RIIO

1:20:59

to begin with. I've never told anybody

1:21:01

to tweet RIIO to begin with.

1:21:04

And honestly, I could

1:21:06

see where you would come off like an asshole if

1:21:09

Johnny dipshit in Des Moines Said

1:21:12

the same thing about Rehaut's wrestling that

1:21:14

I do, because Johnny

1:21:16

dipshit and Des Moines is not

1:21:18

a fucking Nearly goddamn

1:21:21

forty five year fucking veteran of

1:21:23

being involved in this business or one of

1:21:25

the most successful track records at almost

1:21:27

everything in it. So I get an opinion

1:21:29

about her wrestling. Is she a good

1:21:31

cook? I don't fucking know. Not

1:21:33

my goddamn wheelhouse as

1:21:35

they say. I don't know anything

1:21:37

else about her personal life or what her

1:21:39

interests are, hobbies, or talents, but

1:21:43

her wrestling ain't gonna cut it. And

1:21:45

that's what I'm qualified to comment on.

1:21:50

But that's the thing. It's like the idea that

1:21:52

you're not allowed And again, I think there probably

1:21:54

are because there are for us. I'm basing

1:21:56

it on what we see, the feedback we see, and you see

1:21:58

it a lot worse than me. There

1:22:01

are crazy fans who are

1:22:03

gonna say crazy things and act in crazy ways

1:22:05

and you block them, you move on with your life. If

1:22:07

it gets crazy enough, you turn it over to the

1:22:09

police. That's it. Watch a hands

1:22:11

of it. No one should be harassing

1:22:14

Rehoe But if

1:22:16

that's really the reason she deactivated Twitter,

1:22:18

I wanna hear that because everyone's

1:22:20

jumping to the assumption that it's Jim Cornette fans.

1:22:23

And trust me, whether it's fans of

1:22:26

AEW or fans of these individual wrestlers,

1:22:28

we get it. We get it as bad

1:22:30

as anyone could get

1:22:31

it. So give me a break. Well, and besides

1:22:33

that again, it's I know I'm

1:22:35

the most well known personality involved

1:22:38

in wrestling podcasting today.

1:22:41

So everybody just naturally assumes

1:22:44

that I come up with everything

1:22:46

first, but it's not a stretch

1:22:48

to think that many wrestling fans,

1:22:50

especially fans

1:22:52

of the territories and or

1:22:56

Legitimate professional wrestling would

1:22:58

have the same basic

1:23:01

impression of miss

1:23:03

Rivo that I have. And the

1:23:05

whole joshy

1:23:07

fetish that Kenny has foisted off

1:23:09

on that company and wasted millions of dollars

1:23:12

of their money and payroll and trans rotation

1:23:14

over a period of time. But as far as anybody who

1:23:16

wishes me any harm, you

1:23:18

know what mama quartet

1:23:20

used to say, Oh, no. Wish

1:23:23

it in one hand and shit in the other one and

1:23:25

see which one fills up

1:23:26

first. You know what

1:23:29

else mama used to say? What's

1:23:31

that? Get a job, get off the computer, and

1:23:33

get your Dick

1:23:34

sucked. I don't remember

1:23:36

her ever say she's that

1:23:37

wasn't actually

1:23:39

She never even had to say the

1:23:41

first one because I had a job by the time

1:23:44

I was legally old enough to

1:23:45

have a job. Then with you, it was you're working

1:23:47

too much. Actually, she did

1:23:49

say that couple times, but nevertheless, that

1:23:52

was an industrious teenager. Let's get

1:23:54

into the program. Because I'm

1:23:57

gonna try to help some people, some

1:23:59

innocent victims that

1:24:03

appeared on this program, I'm gonna give some

1:24:05

advice to them, the wrestlers, the

1:24:07

poor beleaguered wrestlers, that maybe they

1:24:09

can take under

1:24:11

advisement since this program's not doing

1:24:13

anything for him. And I'm gonna

1:24:16

I'm gonna try not to just Scream

1:24:19

and chewed nails for two hours. So

1:24:22

I will say at the top of the program. That

1:24:26

this is a commentary and then I

1:24:28

will move on as quickly as possible and

1:24:30

not beat the dead horse. But

1:24:33

this is weeks now that

1:24:35

Tony Khan has started the program.

1:24:39

With an a and p championship match

1:24:41

involving the company mascot, our

1:24:44

little puppy pockets. Because

1:24:48

one time, he did

1:24:50

one good rating on a show.

1:24:55

Despite every evidence to the contrary

1:24:57

of every other program, they kept the

1:24:59

rating through one fucking Television

1:25:02

program with pockets on first, so he

1:25:04

gives it to us a month straight. Why

1:25:06

didn't he learn anything from all the viewers

1:25:09

that the EVPs lost every

1:25:11

week for two months. He

1:25:15

didn't adjust because of those numbers,

1:25:17

but he adjust because he gets a fluke.

1:25:19

So The

1:25:22

opening match was pockets in j lethal

1:25:24

and it's not just sad. It's a shame.

1:25:27

That Jay lethal with the talent

1:25:30

and experience, the

1:25:33

qualities that he brings to

1:25:35

the table as a wrestler, as an employee,

1:25:37

as a person, that

1:25:40

he doesn't have the WWE after

1:25:42

him for big contract, the I

1:25:45

was surprised we were able to sign him

1:25:47

in Ring of Honor in twenty twelve. TNA

1:25:49

was fucking foolish enough to let his contract

1:25:52

go. And I couldn't believe they didn't want

1:25:54

him then. And

1:25:56

I'm it's a shame the only other

1:25:59

national TV option is

1:26:02

a company that has no idea how to

1:26:04

use him and he's reduced to having to

1:26:06

cooperate with and getting stuck up

1:26:08

by The company mascot.

1:26:13

It's embarrassing to the wrestling business

1:26:15

in general, Tony's fixation with

1:26:17

this fucking guy. But

1:26:19

now it's criminal misuse of good talent

1:26:22

that has to go along with this. And

1:26:25

you know Jay has to be frustrated rated. He's

1:26:27

capable of and deserves better

1:26:29

than this. But that's, you

1:26:32

know, I'm

1:26:36

just I'm at a loss for words. And

1:26:38

and that's why I say if you're a young wrestler,

1:26:41

Who has it mentally and you think

1:26:43

you've got talent and believe you got a shot

1:26:46

your serious match business? Do

1:26:48

you want to take a chance now Vince

1:26:51

is gone supposedly from creative

1:26:53

at least, but do you wanna take a chance on

1:26:56

triple h, making you look like a goof

1:26:58

in NXT? Or AEW,

1:27:01

if you might be humiliated on national

1:27:04

television having to put over the puppy.

1:27:08

And again,

1:27:10

you know, and

1:27:10

there's wonders for Adam Cole.

1:27:13

Boom. God. Well, he'll

1:27:15

be fantastically over. When

1:27:18

he comes back, Adam Cole, because of

1:27:20

his triumph over the concussion issue,

1:27:23

If he hadn't had a concussion issue right

1:27:25

now, he wouldn't be able to sell pussy

1:27:27

on a troop train much less a wrestling ticket

1:27:29

because the way he was going. And

1:27:34

again, with Jay here, it just it's

1:27:37

but it's not at this point, Even

1:27:40

though goofball here was trying,

1:27:43

he wrestled this week for the most

1:27:45

part, You

1:27:47

know, what that tells you is anybody can

1:27:49

do this? He he comes out and the

1:27:51

Putin gang comes out with him from the start.

1:27:54

It looks like a fucking Saturday

1:27:56

Night Live parity. He

1:27:59

comes out with his fucking outfit,

1:28:02

and there's muff and top and

1:28:05

cupcake, whoever the fuck of the pudding

1:28:07

gang, and Dan How's it made

1:28:09

up? And then

1:28:11

they wish him well and go to the back. How

1:28:13

do you think that Trenton muffin top feel

1:28:16

when the biggest joke wrestler in the business

1:28:18

is on TV and their careers are so

1:28:21

More abundant that they're

1:28:23

just the clowns that seem often and go back

1:28:25

to the back? Or they like the checks?

1:28:28

But, anyway, and lethal comes

1:28:30

out and he's got Jeff and

1:28:33

Sanjay and Zippy and the referee's come out

1:28:35

to send them back. And did you see Aubrey

1:28:37

dead. Shoving guys

1:28:39

and pointing wildly and sticking

1:28:41

her ass out for emphasis. And

1:28:44

I was afraid she was gonna trample somebody.

1:28:48

And so she's showing off. And

1:28:50

then they made sure to remind us it's one

1:28:52

and one. This is their third match,

1:28:54

lethal and pockets. And so

1:28:56

they remind us that already pockets

1:29:00

his beating this guy. And

1:29:03

the announcer By the way,

1:29:05

did you hear when the announcer audio got piped

1:29:07

into the arena and everybody would ship themselves?

1:29:10

And all the way out with the

1:29:11

puck,

1:29:11

it was the highlight of the show. You didn't hear that.

1:29:13

That was the best part of this entire program.

1:29:16

So pockets is twenty two and

1:29:18

one. In AEW

1:29:20

and fourteen wins straight. Can

1:29:24

you imagine if a talent was

1:29:26

given that push? And

1:29:30

so anyway, they that's a thing. In

1:29:32

in this one, pockets tried to wrestle because,

1:29:35

you know, he used to do it in Chikara. If

1:29:39

he doesn't wrestle, it's the

1:29:41

phony gimmick that makes business look

1:29:43

like shit. And if he does

1:29:45

wrestle, then it proves that any bland,

1:29:47

unimpressive skinny goofball in

1:29:50

BlueJeans can do this so it devalues

1:29:52

the business. This

1:29:55

guy would never this guy would never

1:29:58

be looked at seriously in any

1:30:00

type of major promotion I

1:30:02

don't know that we would have accepted him in the

1:30:04

OVW training program. And

1:30:06

Tony thinks he's cute. So

1:30:12

they have the match. It went on too long.

1:30:16

And then finally, pockets

1:30:19

hit Roman Reigns' finish, 123,

1:30:21

and beat Jay lethal except he didn't hit it

1:30:23

because the punch missed. For

1:30:27

one thing, but then he

1:30:30

beat jade lethal 123

1:30:32

on national television. God

1:30:35

damn it. And then Jeff Jerrod

1:30:37

jumped in from behind and laid pockets out

1:30:39

with the stroke and broke the guitar over

1:30:41

his knee and got a ton of heat because

1:30:43

people in the building, they

1:30:45

love this fucking clown. But

1:30:49

we were twenty two minutes into this program

1:30:51

by the time that was done. And

1:30:53

Unfortunately, it will be announced later

1:30:56

on that next week, and

1:30:59

we'll get to what Tony

1:31:01

said in how he said it, but next week,

1:31:03

it's gonna be Jeff versus pockets.

1:31:07

Except I

1:31:09

believes I smell a title change

1:31:13

because I believes that I smell that

1:31:15

Jeff Jarrett wouldn't work with his motherfucker if

1:31:17

he was gonna do a job for him. Now

1:31:21

that I've said that -- Yes, he would. -- yes, he would.

1:31:23

He he would do anything. No.

1:31:27

This is why I believe that

1:31:29

they've given The

1:31:32

clown, three or four weeks, wins

1:31:34

on television, because

1:31:36

some way or another, Jeff sees

1:31:38

a way to get

1:31:40

some fucking heat off this guy and

1:31:43

work with somebody that means something. That's

1:31:46

what I'm thinking. And he has pitched it

1:31:48

to Tony who was probably

1:31:50

impressed that he actually had a wrestling

1:31:52

angle pitched to him that went three weeks

1:31:54

and ended up with being able to

1:31:56

use the fucking goofball

1:31:59

for some productive reason. But, anyway,

1:32:01

I I don't see Jeff Jarrett doing

1:32:03

a job

1:32:05

this early as he's coming to company for

1:32:07

this fucking guy. We'll

1:32:09

see what happens. As where Jeff's

1:32:11

positioned on these shows, he's not anything special.

1:32:14

I could see him doing the job

1:32:15

there. Tony will Well, then

1:32:17

then they completely lost their fucking

1:32:19

minds then because then that would be what five

1:32:22

weeks in a row that we've had to suffer through this

1:32:24

for no payoff. Just stroking

1:32:26

his guys dick, putting him over,

1:32:29

he'll and he'll never go anywhere and he'll never

1:32:31

mean anything. This

1:32:35

I promise you, the only people that

1:32:38

wanna see this fucking guy are the people that

1:32:40

are already watching. He will not

1:32:42

bring you a goddamn soul to

1:32:44

the table that's not already there.

1:32:48

Nevertheless, speaking of people that aren't

1:32:50

already there, So

1:32:54

Wardlow got his fucking rental car

1:32:56

broken into and all of his gear, including

1:32:59

the title belt stolen. He's the

1:33:01

TNT champion. Right? That's his.

1:33:04

Right? I'm actually

1:33:06

I'm trying to confirm that. Yes. I can't

1:33:08

remember one title from another cursor,

1:33:10

so many of them. So they've

1:33:13

covered that as why he's can't

1:33:15

be dressed and there's no belt later in the program.

1:33:19

And then Hobbes was with Renee

1:33:21

and He's got a

1:33:23

good delivery. He needs a little bit of bass

1:33:25

in his voice. I'm talking about conviction,

1:33:27

a little bit more conventional, maybe a little deeper

1:33:30

too, but little bit more conviction. Little

1:33:32

bit more confidence there,

1:33:34

but he's got, again,

1:33:37

all the tools. So

1:33:39

then here comes Ricky Starks.

1:33:41

Brian, here's a question. The

1:33:43

people love him. The

1:33:46

people are bringing a house down when he comes

1:33:48

out. The same thing

1:33:50

as they do for pockets, But

1:33:53

this guy has a chance to actually bring

1:33:55

normal people into watching this program.

1:33:59

Why isn't he twenty two and one

1:34:01

with fourteen straight?

1:34:05

I've seen Ricky Starks get beat like

1:34:07

a government mule over the past six months

1:34:09

because

1:34:09

he wasn't Tony's favorite.

1:34:11

He didn't you know what I mean? Because Tony didn't dress

1:34:13

up like Ricky Starks for Halloween. That's

1:34:16

the difference between getting beat

1:34:18

like a red headed step child every week

1:34:20

and be in twenty two and one

1:34:22

with fourteen straight? So

1:34:27

he says, what's next after Jericho?

1:34:31

That's what everybody's asking, and that's what

1:34:33

everybody's talking about. And

1:34:35

then he says, I'm

1:34:38

not sure. And

1:34:40

the only other thing he's able to get

1:34:43

out is It's not

1:34:45

necessarily what I'm gonna do next,

1:34:47

but where I'm gonna go next. And

1:34:51

then Music interrupting,

1:34:53

but let's unpack this for a second

1:34:55

before we get to the next part of this fiasco.

1:34:59

Why would you have a baby face

1:35:01

come out after he's beat Chris Jericho

1:35:03

now twice? And they still

1:35:05

kinda worked it to where I

1:35:08

don't know if he's better off for it.

1:35:11

But even what's next? I'm not sure.

1:35:14

And then say it's not where I'm gonna

1:35:16

go, but what I'm gonna do, but where I'm gonna

1:35:18

go, which everybody thinks that means he's

1:35:21

gonna leave AEW.

1:35:24

That would be the only reason you would drop that

1:35:26

hint or that say that line

1:35:29

and enough of

1:35:29

that. You can't keep doing that.

1:35:32

Oh, wait.

1:35:32

You're such a big star here. I'm gonna

1:35:34

leave. Yeah. Because it's it's

1:35:36

and it's because it's happened, and it probably

1:35:38

happened again.

1:35:41

But why would that be why

1:35:44

would he be I don't understand,

1:35:46

and I know somebody's gonna say, well, wait till a story

1:35:48

play at. No. You get the impression from

1:35:50

this guy that he's not happy

1:35:52

where he asked he was to get the fuck out. And

1:35:55

maybe they don't see the TV in two or three

1:35:57

weeks or the YouTube episode where you

1:35:59

played nurse, but are they playing up the

1:36:01

idea that he was caught with Cody at the Royal Rumble?

1:36:04

Who knows? But then

1:36:06

but then most people don't know that.

1:36:10

So

1:36:11

is this is this the worst

1:36:14

I mean, that's I shouldn't say that because it takes it

1:36:16

a lot. But for AW, Have they ever done

1:36:18

a worse job of following up a pay per view

1:36:20

with a dynamite? For everyone

1:36:22

that was involved with that pay per view, Dynamite

1:36:25

did nothing to help

1:36:26

anyone. They they blur

1:36:28

in my mind, but, I mean, this has to be

1:36:30

one of the stellar examples

1:36:33

of not. But

1:36:35

as soon as he said that, which had only been

1:36:37

thirty seconds or whatever, music and

1:36:39

the bullet club logo showed

1:36:41

up on the screen. And

1:36:44

then, into the ring from behind

1:36:46

and attacking Ricky Starks is the

1:36:48

incomparable juice Robinson. Who

1:36:52

we have seen? Whoa.

1:36:55

It's three times on TV about

1:36:57

six or eight months

1:36:58

ago? Was it last

1:37:00

summer? We

1:37:01

may have seen him three or four times over

1:37:04

two years, including last

1:37:06

We

1:37:06

had an army to ever three or four times.

1:37:09

Yeah.

1:37:10

And some and he hits in street clothes

1:37:12

and, like, everybody in the world is supposed

1:37:14

to know who this fucking guy is. And they announced,

1:37:16

oh, it's Hughes Robinson. We haven't seen I think

1:37:18

they even said we haven't seen him in a while.

1:37:20

Thank God, accused the guy with a big image

1:37:22

on the screen. So

1:37:25

it was it was

1:37:27

the same angle as ten minutes

1:37:29

beforehand where a guy jumps the ring

1:37:31

and fucking, you know, gets jumped.

1:37:34

And from behind and

1:37:38

he hits a reverse DDT

1:37:40

on Starks that looked got a wicked

1:37:43

and stood over him. So Stark's got

1:37:45

a thirty second promo and

1:37:48

then was laid out by a guy that

1:37:50

most people have no fucking clue the

1:37:52

fuck he is. Unless

1:37:55

you watch New Japan, which

1:37:58

I believe their ratings on access

1:38:00

were what? You know, ninety or a hundred thousand

1:38:02

people as opposed to six or seven

1:38:05

or eight hundred thousand. I don't even think it was

1:38:07

that high. And he's been

1:38:09

on again, he's been off TV

1:38:11

for six months. Suddenly, he comes

1:38:12

in, ladies fucking gay. You

1:38:14

know what, though? You know what, couple of things I thought about

1:38:16

here. One, as soon as you see that bullet club

1:38:19

sign, just grown. They

1:38:21

were kind of lame for years,

1:38:23

but especially now no one wants to

1:38:25

see that. Secondly, last

1:38:29

year, you know, things were kinda

1:38:31

looking alright. Not great, but

1:38:33

punk segments were good. Danielsen was

1:38:36

Just coming off pretty good interesting

1:38:38

period of time, FDR, things

1:38:41

were happening. Then the TV

1:38:43

went to complete shit because they were building up

1:38:45

that new Japan crossover event, Forbidden

1:38:47

Door. That's

1:38:48

right. Even before the all out scrum,

1:38:50

TV for month or six weeks was

1:38:53

dismal. Didn't that start in the spring? Is

1:38:55

that gonna start again? I mean, the TV's been awful

1:38:57

now, so TV's worse now than it was a year

1:38:59

ago. Are they gonna now insert all this

1:39:01

new Japan stuff into the show again? Well,

1:39:05

they're inserting as much as they can possibly

1:39:07

insert. This looks like a gate fetish

1:39:10

video. For wrestling with

1:39:12

all the insertions there. So

1:39:15

speaking of being inserted, They

1:39:18

go back to Tony Shmani with Wardlow

1:39:22

who was making fun of losing

1:39:24

his gearies wearing FTR shirt But

1:39:27

again, he's

1:39:30

got he had decent delivery

1:39:32

here, but the material He

1:39:34

challenged hub. They're already working.

1:39:37

He is already wrestling powerhouse hubs

1:39:39

for the title in the main

1:39:41

event of the television program

1:39:44

But now he challenges

1:39:47

him to make it a false count

1:39:49

anywhere anything goes

1:39:51

match. Lazy

1:39:54

booking. Why?

1:39:56

How about the reasoning

1:39:57

though? Since I have no clothes

1:39:59

that someone stole my ear, why don't we just make a

1:40:01

false card? Yeah. I can't And

1:40:04

then it would be how about a street fight?

1:40:06

Come dressed as you are, and it would happen

1:40:08

in the red that doesn't oh my god.

1:40:13

So now, he's handicapped these

1:40:15

poor young fellows. And this is a good

1:40:17

thing, by the

1:40:18

way. Tony will get another belt. Tony probably

1:40:20

has seven other belts already there to

1:40:22

Oh, no. He said he said he does.

1:40:24

Yeah. He did an interview saying that he's

1:40:26

already had other belts made. He's waiting

1:40:28

for the chance to introduce him.

1:40:30

Yeah. So that and then remember Wardwell

1:40:32

wore that Swimsuit out glittered

1:40:34

at the pay per

1:40:35

view. Whatever causes him to get new gear,

1:40:37

I'm all for that. Alright.

1:40:41