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Hello again everybody and welcome to
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the Royal Rumble edition of the
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Jim Cornette Experience. Vince McMahon is
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gone again. Slim Jim
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left and came back and the
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Royal Rumble was the latest big
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event overshadowed by chaos in the
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mainstream news. And joining me to
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talk about all this and so
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much more, Hawaiian Brian the Podcasting
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Lion the King of the Arcadian Vanguard
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Podcast Network, Mr. Co-host to you. He
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was going to be number 31 in the Rumble
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but the airline lost his bag. Be
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great Brian Last everybody. Aloha Jim, a
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pleasure to be here once again and
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I did not enjoy the Rumble as much as I did last
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year's Rumble. I'll just say that to start. Well
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don't give anything away. But
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I think it's kind of, it
0:47
might be self evident. There were moments,
0:49
there were moments and then there was a lot
0:51
of other moments. But
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we'll talk about that. Do you
0:56
remember when back
0:58
in the old days Brian when
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promoters tried to sabotage other companies'
1:02
pay-per-views and not their own? I
1:05
do. Is this two
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in a row now that something
1:11
bizarre comes out right
1:14
before a company's pay-per-view that's of their
1:17
own making or technically in this case
1:19
of the previous administration's
1:21
own making? The
1:24
big event, it's kind of like after it's over you're like,
1:26
I wish I liked that a lot more to make up
1:28
for the other shit. And
1:30
it was like, eh. But
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anyway, before we
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get into this story with Mr.
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McMahon who has
1:40
now been replaced Satan
1:43
on the fucking all-time hit list of
1:46
people who want to burn
1:49
him in hot fucking boiling oil.
1:52
Well deserved, allegedly. Do
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We have to say allegedly at this point? I guess
1:57
it still hadn't been adjudicated. Jeremy McDivitt still on the
2:00
pay- Are we have to say allegedly said no? I
2:02
guess. Jeremy Day. Unless he discovered
2:04
the Fountain of youth, he's not going to
2:06
live long enough. To get Vince Mcmahon
2:08
out of a this shit. And. I'm
2:10
I'm betting yeah. he's got his telephone
2:12
disconnected. East East Clip the fucking cord.
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And but that is. At any
2:18
rate, whether it's a legit or not,
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Vince. Has so much heat you know that some
2:23
of his buck and he. And.
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I will tell people what have because the
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other day we had just finished we were
2:30
still on headset with each other talking. Head
2:33
video recording one of the. Eighteen
2:36
shows we do every week. When
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suddenly the Wall Street Journal headline popped
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up on your computer and we were
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still go in and Weezer will do
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a breaking news for the you to
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be what's bucks going on here. Vince
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getting sued again. It
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as we read this. You
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know, I. Don't know what say
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to your folks otherwise than goddamn it.
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If. You can read in the
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Wall Street Journal. That. An
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internationally famous billionaire that you
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once worked for. His.
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Be and ahold and to court and
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sued for among other things ship known
3:13
some buddies head you're gonna fuckin' last.
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And. Is potentially at that point
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a whole thing becomes a fucking real.
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So. Apologize for my first blush.
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but here's another thing. As
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we've come to. Find.
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Out more details because lot of people by
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the time that. They. Listen To
3:34
this thing. Zig.
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The comments on either Twitter or the
3:39
You Tube channel. There's.
3:41
Some fuck him people again on
3:43
this issue. Vitter.
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Just goddamn. A.
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Is is with a lack of taste.
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The. Only own on know a variety
3:55
of points. As
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it were blame and this girl. This.
3:59
yeah lady. Because
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I think that's in addition to the
4:04
people that were hot at us. We're saying we're the worst
4:06
human beings in the world because we were laughing at and
4:09
making mockery of this thing after they'd read
4:11
the complaint because now the complaint is out
4:13
in public. But
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there's also people that unfortunately,
4:20
they see this shit on television and
4:23
they figure well this is another one
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of the cases of the Hollywood producer
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getting his girlfriend apart in a fucking movie
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or fucking pushing
4:33
her to goddamn the moon on
4:35
the stage or whatever the fuck or
4:39
some kind of business arrangement gone
4:41
wrong. And most
4:43
normal people that live,
4:45
even you and me that are
4:48
not normal but live somewhat rational
4:50
fucking lives and don't deal
4:52
with tens and hundreds of millions of
4:54
dollars and they see shit
4:56
on TV about NDAs
4:59
and hush money payoffs and
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millions of dollar payments going on
5:04
and fucking BMWs being bandied about
5:06
and they think well everybody's full
5:08
of shit. Fuck all these people.
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And because of what happened last
5:15
year, Vince was outed
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with the hush money payments and all
5:19
that shit or now the year
5:21
before I guess. People
5:24
never could figure we made jokes
5:26
about the illegal paralegal and
5:29
somebody, you know, everybody
5:32
assumed that well Vince gets girlfriends
5:35
and he's got them on the side and then he
5:37
gives them jobs and
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pays them a bunch of money and whatever
5:41
the fuck and he was paying his girlfriends
5:43
with company money. Well
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they're all a bunch of heels. But
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when you read the actual
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and how do you get –
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is this public, the complaint, the
5:56
lawsuit, whatever the terminology is? everybody
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on go read this. This wasn't a St.
6:06
Petersburg and found some stripper at a goddamn
6:08
Hooters or whatever and gave her a job
6:10
in the legal department. Remember
6:15
when you asked me on the clip because I'd seen a
6:17
black and white picture and I said what can she be
6:19
30 and I was kind of giving
6:21
it the benefit of the doubt to the elder side
6:24
because he fucking 75. But then
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you said
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well I don't know
6:30
she looks younger than that. I saw the color
6:33
picture I said you're right we think she
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was 21. We've got to verify
6:39
that because there's been some kind of other reports
6:41
you thought she was in her early 40s. The
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newspaper said flat out I saw I think a
6:45
New York Post and somewhere else that she was
6:47
43 and that she was 41 a couple years
6:49
ago when all this happened. Well
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bullshit. So the
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point is she's very
6:56
young girl this never had a job or
6:58
worked out in the real world because she's
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been taken care of her ailing parents that
7:02
have passed away they've lost a family home
7:05
in bankruptcy. This is like goddamn
7:07
Dorothy in Kansas it's a tragedy and
7:11
because she lives in this building
7:14
where she knows the building manager the building
7:17
manager says well you ought to meet Vince McMahon he's
7:19
a billionaire maybe he could help you give you a
7:21
job in his company because she doesn't know what to
7:23
do. So that's
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where she's not experienced in
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any of these things and suddenly
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gets in with this master fucking
7:33
manipulator and we've
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talked about you
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know Vince's Jedi mind tricks
7:41
with with the wrestlers on getting
7:43
them to do finishes or talking about a shit
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but when you read this this
7:48
lawsuit it's it's
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like a horror movie it's insane the
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way that he... It's mind games. It
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was him playing mind games. No that
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trivializes it. I
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can't believe he had to be
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writing shit down to do this,
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to prey on her mind like
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this. This
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wasn't any kind of frivolous
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arrangement with some hooter's girl.
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This was this poor girl
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that's obviously disturbed mentally about
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numerous things and here
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comes this billionaire handing
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her all this shit and telling her she's going to
8:29
be a vice president? I wouldn't even say disturbed mentally.
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It's a girl and we don't know exactly how old
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because of the conflicting things. She was going through a
8:36
ton of shit. Wouldn't it disturb you if
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your parents had died and they were bankrupt and
8:41
lost house? But it signifies something else when you
8:43
phrase it like that. Well, I'm disturbed mentally. She's
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someone who's obviously going through
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an incredible ordeal
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emotionally and it appears
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based on what you read in the complaint
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and again, like you have talked about, it's
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out there public, anyone could see it. She
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goes into detail about their first meeting. It
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was like a two-hour meeting in his apartment, his
9:04
penthouse and it was all
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him trying to relate to her, all
9:08
him trying to relate her
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hardships to everything he experienced growing up
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and that's how it started. And
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number one, I talked about
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in previous
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episodes plenty of time how the
9:26
times that I
9:28
was around Vince McMahon,
9:30
his contact with anybody
9:33
was so limited besides the limo to
9:35
the fucking show, to the office, to
9:38
the fucking way. It
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boggles my mind what has happened to it.
9:45
Is it a combination of late
9:48
stage? I don't know of late stage.
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We're late age concussions. He started getting
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concussions after the age of 50 and
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all the fucking human
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growth hormone and testosterone or whatever. whatever
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the fuck he's done and... Well
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you were around him during the one brief period
10:05
of time where he acted like an adult, in
10:07
between the steroid trial and all the scandals of
10:10
the early 90s and the attitude error. When
10:12
he was the most behaved, where he seemed
10:15
at the time he got off steroids and he just seemed like
10:17
a skinny guy who was in shape, he
10:19
seemed like he was growing up and then they
10:21
threw a billion dollars at him and a
10:23
publicly traded stock. No, no, no, no. First he got
10:26
in the ring. First he got
10:28
in the ring and then the fucking body went
10:31
out of control and then he got a billion
10:33
dollars. But he was on steroids in the 80s
10:35
and 90s. He got off him for a
10:37
few years. Again, he had scandals everywhere. It
10:39
was the sex scandal, it was the steroid
10:41
trial. And then we
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don't know if this is
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something that's been in his behavior going
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how far back? We just don't
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know. This is one story we're hearing about. You
10:54
have to wonder if this is really the first
10:56
time he's done any of these things or something that he's
10:59
become accustomed to. We really don't know. But
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I don't think it's fair
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to assume that this is just
11:06
something he started doing in his 70s out of
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boredom. Well,
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how could you start doing this in your fucking 70s? I
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mean, it's just... And that's the... With
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Vince, during the time that I was there,
11:19
being in a room where he was like being in a
11:21
fucking room with the principal. You
11:25
know, I can't fathom
11:28
this behavior and from that and from
11:30
the people around him. But
11:34
dealing chronologically with
11:36
this thing, he
11:39
put time and effort into
11:41
this plot against
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this girl, constantly
11:45
meeting her, constantly giving her gifts,
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letting her go to WrestleMania, her
11:50
building manager, have promised
11:53
her these jobs, and then set it up
11:55
and then put her in these places where
11:58
not only did she not have... everything to do and she
12:00
didn't know what she was supposed to be doing for all this
12:03
money, but apparently most of
12:05
the people that
12:07
she was working under knew that
12:10
she was there not to do anything. And they
12:13
didn't say anything. And then
12:15
when finally he coerces
12:18
her at it, again we're not gonna
12:21
go blow-by-blow on this now with this
12:23
ridiculous shit. But
12:25
I mean
12:28
I can't imagine being in the building
12:32
25 years ago when I was in that office
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and the
12:36
shit going on, it even remotely resembling
12:38
this and people not obviously knowing about
12:41
it and how they were able to
12:43
keep it under fucking cover indicates
12:47
that a number of
12:49
people apparently just didn't give a shit. Makes
12:51
it clear from reading the complaint, although
12:54
there are a number of parties unnamed and
12:56
we could discuss that in a little while,
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that company-wide
13:02
or executive-wide there was a
13:05
longtime knowledge of Vince's
13:07
behavior, an attempt to kind
13:09
of brush it aside or ignore it and
13:12
maybe even protect him. Protect
13:14
the company by protecting him too. But
13:17
it doesn't appear like... I'm
13:19
not saying these executives knew some of the
13:21
gory details, but they
13:23
certainly knew something was happening
13:26
with someone who was not qualified to be there,
13:28
who had a job, it
13:30
appears from the complaint everyone knew why she was
13:32
there. That's the other
13:34
thing, like from the complaint from like day one, people
13:37
knew she wasn't... I hate
13:39
to... I don't know what to call it, a proper hire. Someone
13:42
who had the qualifications for the job, she
13:45
was Vince's person put
13:47
there to pacify
13:49
Vince. Everyone knew that from
13:51
day one. That's a systematic
13:53
problem. Here's the thing, I
13:55
don't see how... and I agree
13:57
with you, probably most people did not know...
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particular details which
14:04
besides the fact that maybe something might have
14:06
been done beforehand also nobody would have been
14:08
able to keep quiet. There
14:11
were still enough people named in this
14:13
that were involved and knew
14:15
the details because they were there in the room that
14:17
you would that how the fuck this
14:20
is another thing Vince his
14:23
brain has melted along with his
14:25
face now we've laughed about it
14:27
because he looks like fucking Ernie
14:29
Kovacs in a fucking 50s
14:31
TV sketch but
14:34
he would have never been
14:37
this stupid or this childish or
14:39
this I didn't even ever
14:41
see evil you know I
14:43
saw you know the guy I'm gonna put this you
14:45
know guy out of business or that or whatever but
14:47
not you know his
14:50
brain is evil melted yeah and and
14:53
but here's what I was gonna say
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she has so much proof in
14:59
the or at least evidence everybody has
15:01
to call it evidence even if you don't call
15:03
it proof with it if you the
15:06
text messages if you
15:08
faked text messages from a goddamn billionaire with
15:11
all of this kind of publicity I'm sure
15:13
you could find a fucking expert to disprove
15:15
them and they fucking put them out there.
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Hey can I stop you talking about the
15:19
text messages yes there's a few things I
15:21
want to ask you about those please don't
15:24
read any of them they'll kick us off
15:26
of yeah whatever we're on and again we
15:28
hadn't seen all of that when we discussed
15:30
this previously and it's incredible to see these
15:32
that Vince McMahon is actually sending these horrific
15:35
text messages out there gross or if whatever
15:37
you want to call them they there's a
15:39
range of them the
15:41
first question is does
15:44
he have spelling like when you used to get
15:46
memos from him or anything anything he wrote what
15:49
did you get from him ever that he wrote and does
15:51
he have spelling issues because there are
15:53
several words or you know he
15:56
writes like Prince like there are letters
15:58
no well he's trying to do I
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think he's trying to do the thing
16:03
the kids do where the word you
16:05
is instead the capital letter you and
16:08
then you are is your and I think
16:10
he's got some kind of shorthand he thinks
16:12
making him look hip. Here's the thing. When
16:16
I left that was just at the era
16:18
when they were getting the what were
16:21
the blackberries? Was that what it
16:23
was? Yeah. The
16:26
black and everybody because as soon as Jim Ross
16:28
would come to OVW or Bruce or anybody would
16:30
come down from the office to OVW they'd
16:33
have these things and you could I said
16:35
what the fuck Vince wanted to
16:37
be able to keep in contact with
16:40
everybody always and we
16:42
were fortunate it was basically a phone in your
16:45
house in back in my day in the office
16:47
and right as I left all this shit happened.
16:50
So I would never got
16:52
a text from him or text it as
16:54
everybody knows or blah blah blah. But
16:58
I started thinking about
17:00
this how you're
17:02
how you're a billionaire like
17:04
this a multi-billionaire international
17:07
figure and it's same thing as you're the
17:09
president and you're sending shit like this out
17:11
to somebody does
17:13
not show the at
17:15
least the prudent judgment of the potentially
17:18
sane Vince McMahon I once knew but
17:20
I started thinking you
17:22
know me Brian I'm an obsessive saver
17:25
and I save things and
17:27
paperwork and file shit. I do
17:30
not have one example of
17:33
Vince McMahon's handwriting because
17:39
we would be the he insisted
17:41
everybody if Jim Ross is in the
17:44
room Bruce Pritchard shit stain anybody. We've
17:47
all got same kind of ledger book that we're
17:49
all booking out of we've all got the same
17:51
house show cards that we're working off of that
17:53
Jim Ross is booked or whatever. We're
17:56
all writing our own notes
17:58
as we're talking about it. I
18:01
would see Vince writing his book and
18:03
make notations on his cards or
18:06
whatever, but Vince would
18:08
call up and he would dictate shit or
18:10
he'd tell people, hey, do so and so,
18:13
or let so and so make the changes
18:16
to the cards or disseminate this information, or
18:19
you would get memos from the office
18:21
that he didn't actually write but that
18:23
he dictated. From
18:28
1996 to 1999, he
18:31
had a computer in his office but we
18:33
didn't have a fucking computer on the desk
18:35
or the table in the dining room that
18:37
we booked TV off of. Nobody
18:40
had a computer in that fucking room. He
18:43
didn't type, at least
18:45
as I've ever saw at that point. So
18:48
that's the thing. He's
18:51
like Trump. He didn't put shit on paper. We
18:54
like Trump in more ways than we found out. So
18:59
I've gotten many notes from Bruce or
19:01
JR would have Xerox copies of the
19:03
cards that he had written out by
19:05
hand. I could fucking
19:07
forge Jim Ross's handwriting
19:09
at this point but
19:12
you got nothing that Vince actually sat
19:14
down and wrote himself at least in
19:16
those days. But
19:19
when you see the text,
19:23
it's a 17-year-old disturbed
19:25
boy just
19:27
having diarrhea
19:30
of the keyboard
19:33
type into
19:36
some fantasy fucking girl with
19:38
one hand and the other hands in
19:40
his lap. And it's
19:42
embarrassing for a fucking – again,
19:45
it's like I've known a guy I
19:47
thought was Professor Albert Einstein. It turns
19:50
out he's fucking Jeremy, whatever
19:52
the fuck, that porn star. I've
19:56
lost his name now. Ron Jeremy. Ron
19:59
Jeremy. Let's just be
20:01
happy Vince put it all in writing because this is only what's
20:03
in the complaint. That doesn't mean this is
20:05
anywhere close to everything. That's only what's in the complaint.
20:07
And you know what else? What else in the single
20:09
pool? In three years, how many texts did he send
20:12
her when there's five of these in the fucking 70
20:14
pages of this thing? It has
20:16
to be thousands. And who else did he text?
20:18
There were other people who got million-dollar payoffs that,
20:21
for one reason or another, what were they getting? And here's
20:23
the other thing. When
20:25
was this? August is
20:28
when he was hit with a
20:30
grand jury subpoena and
20:33
a search warrant. Did
20:35
they grab his electronics? I
20:38
don't know. I wasn't there. Because there's a
20:40
big thing. If they got his phone or his computer –
20:42
because if we're reading what he's
20:44
sending her, which is disgusting,
20:48
and he's sending this
20:50
to her thinking that she's
20:52
on his side, that she's going to do it, what
20:54
was he sending to Laurinitis? What
20:57
was he sending to the physical therapist that
20:59
he was doing stuff with? Well, yeah.
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And if you haven't read
21:04
this, folks, Laurinitis was involved in
21:06
some of it. There's
21:08
a quote-unquote physical therapist
21:11
that was involved in the head
21:15
defecation that a parent –
21:17
and he's – Vince not
21:19
only starts a physical relationship with this
21:22
young lady, but then he gets Laurinitis in on it,
21:24
then he gets this other guy in on it, then
21:26
he starts having her take and
21:29
send pictures and videos to other people. And
21:32
now she's worried about that
21:34
because they've got blackmail on her because they've
21:36
got all this fucking porn
21:38
of her. And he says he's showing it to
21:40
everyone. He says, I'm showing it to
21:42
people and they all want to sleep with you. Yeah,
21:46
and here's the thing. This, again, I'm not
21:48
absolving Vince McMahon of anything. I'm actually –
21:50
this is more indicting than the
21:52
way some people are taking it. There's
21:55
this longest – I didn't know you
21:57
could text this long. It's just paragraphs
22:00
of it. paragraphs with no indentations of
22:03
how he was showing her pictures to
22:05
a bunch of
22:07
quote a bunch of guys on
22:10
the tech crew. There were, I
22:12
paused to count out loud how many guys there
22:14
were 12 and
22:16
all the it's like the unnatural stilted
22:19
dialogue that he would give
22:21
the fucking talent on television
22:24
in that he's telling her that all of these guys want
22:26
to do this and that and the other thing and
22:30
they're cheering loudly the thought of
22:32
doing these things, he's
22:34
in a TV taping and he's saying
22:37
this like it didn't really happen is
22:40
what I'm saying of all these other
22:42
things. Yes but this didn't
22:44
really happen, he's like a 17
22:46
year old fucking pervert
22:48
teenage kid blurting
22:51
this shit out like a penthouse forum letter
22:54
as a 75 year
22:56
old supposed adult billionaire to
22:59
this girl who's got to be saying what
23:01
the fuck is going on here? Well she's
23:03
stuck because again she has no job, she
23:05
has no home, she has an apartment she's
23:07
living in and what I'm gonna
23:10
assume is a expensive building to
23:12
live in. It's a half-life neighborhood.
23:14
So it's an expensive place to live, Vince
23:16
Buddy's up to her, I'm gonna get you
23:18
a job, I'm gonna pay all this money,
23:21
it quickly becomes apparent that the job
23:23
is in exchange for him
23:25
just wanting sex all the time or
23:27
eventually and this is where
23:30
the sex trafficking starts to come in
23:32
ordering her to have
23:34
sex with other people, setting a schedule.
23:37
This guy wants Tuesdays, this
23:39
guy wants Mondays, he's acting like
23:41
a pimp. It's
23:45
insane. They
23:47
have dirty shit in their face. No,
23:50
we never do anything. Again,
23:54
that's why it's in
23:56
a business that has been based
23:58
on preposterous stories. that were surrounding
24:02
ridiculous personalities for a hundred
24:05
and something years, this is
24:07
the fucking most outrageous
24:11
ever, one would think. But
24:14
again, she's got documentation on when
24:17
they did the NDA. He
24:21
told her, ask the doctor that I sent
24:24
you to still for unnamed purposes. I don't
24:26
know what the fuck was going on. Ask
24:29
the celebrity doctor for an attorney
24:31
referral. So
24:33
he's telling her to ask the
24:35
doctor that he set her
24:38
up with or has been sending her to
24:40
to find an attorney to do the NDA.
24:42
What did you take celebrity doctor as? That
24:44
the doctor is a celebrity or that it's
24:46
a doctor for celebrities? Well
24:49
it's capital C, capital D,
24:51
celebrity doctor. I have no
24:54
idea. Because it's great. I mean there's a
24:56
lot of famous people around Greenwich. That's why.
24:59
Well maybe it's a doctor that celebrities go to.
25:01
I don't know. But I mean
25:03
they've got documentation just right here without even having
25:05
an adding
25:08
machine. He gave her like 250,000. How
25:11
much is a BMW these days? It
25:13
depends on the model. Well he gave her
25:16
like $250,000 worth of shit and diamonds and but
25:18
$20,000 to medical expenses whatever
25:25
but then that's
25:27
when they started just bringing her to the office
25:29
and locking her in an office somewhere. And
25:32
how the fuck do you get away with that? I
25:35
mean what she describes in the complaint. I
25:38
felt self-conscious when I brought a bag of
25:40
McDonald's in and closed the door when I
25:42
ate my office. I mean she described the
25:44
rape room. She described the fact that she
25:46
was saying no please stop and either
25:48
Laura Duyter or Vince was saying no
25:50
means yes while
25:52
business was happening. There
25:55
was a rape room that they
25:57
were using while biz and then they I guess
25:59
leave the the room and just go do whatever and
26:01
come back. That's insane. How
26:03
does... I mean, we could talk more about Vince than
26:06
we're going to. John Lauranitis.
26:10
I mean, the fact this was happening when
26:12
his wife was undergoing
26:14
cancer treatment, the fact
26:16
that when his wife moved to Connecticut it didn't
26:18
stop, it continued, but now it had
26:20
to be in the office. How
26:24
does that... How do you bring
26:26
that up in the fucking conversation?
26:28
Johnny, enough about the finishes for the pay-per-view.
26:30
What... I... Well,
26:34
let me ask you this and we'll get back to
26:37
it. And again, just to reiterate to everyone, they
26:39
should read this complaint. The video
26:41
that we put up was our live
26:43
reaction in real time to all these
26:45
people. People yelled at me and Brian
26:47
because we were laughing because of the
26:49
preposterosity of it. But with
26:51
more details, no, it is not what... Again,
26:54
most people have thought that one of these
26:56
situations would be this is... And
26:59
again, the time and
27:01
effort that Vince McMahon,
27:03
a 75-year-old billionaire, put
27:06
into doing this and how could
27:08
he physically... It's got to be
27:10
drugs, doesn't it? Artificial hormone
27:14
at almost 80 years old, how
27:16
could he be physically up to...
27:19
I'm not talking about them, just
27:21
the actual... Well, I am talking about that,
27:23
but also just goddamn... He
27:25
was still running a fucking billion-dollar
27:27
company and he's putting this much time
27:29
into this and effort into this. And
27:33
again, who are these other depraved
27:35
individuals? This isn't just,
27:37
let's have an affair. This is depraved
27:40
fucking shit. Who's this physical
27:42
therapist that went along with all this?
27:45
Yes. And Larynitis, again, this isn't
27:47
just he was cheating on himself. I
27:50
hate to say anything, but I know
27:53
Vince has a personal trainer. Would personal
27:55
trainer be physical therapist or
27:58
we probably don't want to... We don't know anything. making
28:00
any accusations. Let's not assume there but... Would
28:03
you assume? Well, here's another
28:06
thing that comes up in this. But how
28:08
do this mean people find each other in
28:10
the same fucking place? Yeah,
28:14
and again, it makes you wonder a lot about
28:17
things in the past. Things
28:19
that inexplicably got on TV. I was thinking about
28:21
something and it's the stupidest example but I think
28:24
it was when Kurt Angle was feuding with Booker T
28:26
and he was supposed to be interested
28:28
in Charmel. I think that's what it was and they
28:31
gave him a line to say on TV that he's
28:33
into bestiality. Like, these
28:35
weird things that got on WWE TV over
28:37
the years. If
28:39
new things had a childish sense of humor, turns
28:42
out it may have been
28:44
beyond just thinking things that
28:46
are stupid or funny, he had
28:48
a completely perverted sense of humor. A perverted
28:50
may not even be strong enough. Just... I
28:53
mean, this is deviant shit he's into. I
28:56
think the... How many
28:59
other people did he do this to? The
29:02
pooping aside, it seems
29:05
and to be honest, doesn't
29:10
he go against stereotype?
29:12
Like is it people in
29:16
high positions of power usually
29:18
want to be submissive in
29:20
their personal life? Whereas
29:23
he's been about as big of the boss as you
29:25
could possibly be for the past
29:27
40 years and this
29:29
whole thing is about controlling
29:31
everybody's power and telling people
29:34
what to do and forcing
29:36
your will upon someone. Because
29:40
Vince doesn't do good unless he's that guy in the room.
29:43
He can never be submissive. He would never
29:46
allow himself to. He can't turn it off,
29:48
can he? Again,
29:51
I'm just... It's
29:54
like when somebody that...
29:56
You know what, again, I wasn't
29:58
at Vince's Christmas parties. But
30:02
somebody that you think is okay, we
30:05
know he's crazy in his own various
30:07
ways, and then you
30:09
find out that he thinks like
30:11
Charles Manson. It's
30:13
a... And again, people should read
30:15
the complaint because Vince's text messages are in
30:17
the complaint. It has her
30:19
timeline of events and it
30:21
has the actual text messages that you could see what
30:25
she was going through, what was coming
30:27
to her phone. You're sitting at your desk,
30:29
you're sitting at home, whatever it is, and all of a sudden, these things
30:32
start popping up on your phone. It's... It's
30:35
a... I can't... Well, yeah. And
30:38
he was forcing her to do shit
30:40
after she had signed the NDA. Well...
30:45
After she signed the NDA, he still was
30:47
forcing her to do shit. He's
30:51
completely insane. And
30:54
then the stuff with what in
30:56
the complaint is said to be a
30:58
former UFC champion, everyone's assuming the
31:00
articles out there are all talking about Brock Lesnar,
31:04
the idea that he
31:06
was telling her that her sex with that
31:08
wrestler was a part of the deal, that
31:12
she had to submit to whatever perverted
31:15
videos or anything the person wanted, and
31:17
allegedly he wanted a P-video of
31:19
her just urinating. But
31:22
yeah, she has the text message
31:24
of Vince saying that, yes, you're
31:26
a part of the deal. Just
31:29
flat out declarative statement. See,
31:31
that makes you wonder too, Vince's relationships with top
31:33
guys, is there anyone else he had some kind
31:36
of weird relationship with? This is true. And...
31:39
She's telling Brock, by the way, you got to do
31:41
this. Here are the photos. Look on my phone, this
31:43
is the girl. Just text her and
31:46
she'll do whatever you want. And then he tells her she asked to.
31:49
Was this a tactic Vince used for anyone else?
31:52
You know, here again, well, can you imagine
31:56
Bret Hart being involved in anything like this?
32:00
Oh, Jesus Christ. I could say I
32:02
would have got over like a fucking lead balloon.
32:04
No, but the idea was Shawn. Back
32:07
in the, back in the old days, there was rumors about
32:09
why did he put up with this, it was Shawn or
32:12
with anybody that was supposed
32:14
to be his favorite with the ultimate
32:16
warrior. No, there was not that dynamic.
32:18
I'm just telling you. It
32:20
just, and, and, and again, obviously
32:24
this didn't take long to fucking come
32:26
out and blow up. And
32:29
this is more than rumors. There
32:32
was a lot of jealous guys
32:34
coming up with fucking reasons to
32:36
justify their positions in those days.
32:38
This is text
32:40
messages written down and things going to
32:42
court. And they
32:44
were requesting a jury trial and
32:47
there's no jury in the world that's going to hear these
32:49
details as laid out here. I don't care who just defend
32:51
him. How is he going to
32:53
fight against all this stuff? It's in writing. Is
32:55
he going to say, I thought she was into it. Is
32:58
he going to say, I didn't think there were any problems. I
33:01
mean, that's just anything with
33:03
her and him, let alone anything. He did a
33:05
legal in his capacity to the
33:07
shareholders, to the company and
33:10
everything else, because it was on company property. Well,
33:12
the company employee of a publicly traded
33:14
company. She's, she's
33:17
worse off personally now than
33:19
she was before because when
33:23
he meets her, she's, as we said, she's
33:25
upset. She, her parents have passed with all
33:28
the problems that she had, but
33:30
now she's not been able
33:32
to hold a job because she's afraid to leave
33:34
her apartment. She got a job managing her building
33:37
and couldn't leave her apartment to manage her own
33:39
building. And she's got all
33:42
kinds of after effects from all of this shit.
33:44
And again, we don't
33:46
know how old she is for sure, but
33:48
I am leaning toward that she was in
33:50
her early twenties based on the picture that
33:53
we've seen and other
33:55
things that we've heard and that she had had
33:57
no employment history. She had. had
34:00
to be a young person and
34:02
there's some newspapers that reported her as being
34:05
older, but that
34:07
brings up, this is only one of
34:09
the payoffs. So who
34:11
else is she maybe getting confused
34:13
with or vice versa and
34:17
what were the higher fucking payoffs
34:19
for than possibly than this? See,
34:22
that's where it gets crazy and some of the other
34:24
payoffs apparently for talent. It's
34:26
one thing and this is all inexcusable
34:29
and awful and Vince should burn
34:31
for it, but it's
34:33
one thing with someone in your building
34:35
that you bring into your office, this
34:38
is a wrestling company. If
34:40
he was doing anything similar to this, to
34:43
any of the female talent, that's a
34:45
whole nother story because talent
34:49
talk to talent and talent's supposed to look
34:51
after each other and at
34:55
this point you can't assume that Vince wasn't doing
34:57
awful shit with other people if he was paying
34:59
them millions of dollars hoping that
35:02
it would ensure their silence
35:04
forever and how many other people did he stop
35:06
paying because we said that before.
35:08
He did it to this woman, he
35:11
also did it to wrestling promoters. He's done this to
35:13
other people where he makes a deal and he just
35:15
decides, I've had enough of that deal, I'm going
35:18
to do something else. He figures out some
35:20
way that they broke it first. The
35:25
cover story on Calgary was that did
35:27
Bruce Hart run a spot show at a
35:30
fair somewhere? Yeah. Whatever.
35:33
But that's again,
35:37
the problem becomes not
35:39
only the payments
35:41
or whatever, but I can tell you that
35:43
with talent, no.
35:47
I'm not saying that nothing ever happened with
35:49
talent because there wouldn't be
35:51
an agreement etc. and we think that
35:53
there's probably something that's happened with the
35:56
talent or two, but no
35:59
way that it would. to this extent
36:01
or in the flavor of what
36:03
this was with this young lady
36:06
because again, no way
36:08
it could have been kept quiet. Hey,
36:10
listen. Because the girls in the locker
36:12
room would share shit. No,
36:16
they'd be scared that they're going to get sued by Vince
36:18
and Jerry McDivitt also. I think that's why a lot of
36:20
people have been quiet for a long time. It's like the
36:22
Colin Thompson thing. He wanted us to shut up. He right
36:24
away started threatening lawsuits for tens of millions
36:26
of dollars. We call this bluff. It's not that easy to
36:28
call the bluff of someone who you know will just go
36:30
as far as they can because they have more money than
36:32
you. And it
36:34
has to be an uneasy thing. There are stories
36:37
I could say, there's a story I've heard and
36:39
I'm not going to give too many details here because it's not my
36:41
story. Although enough people know
36:44
it because the first person I heard tell
36:46
the story I think told lots of other people the story.
36:49
And another person who's told the story was on
36:51
the plane. But about Vince having one
36:53
of the women perform for him
36:55
on the plane in front of the writers. And
36:58
other people. And this was someone who ended
37:01
up having a lot of problems. That's
37:03
what he's doing publicly. If
37:05
he's doing that in front of people that are
37:08
his employees, he's doing that publicly. We don't know
37:10
what he was doing privately. We don't know how
37:12
crazy he is. This whole thing
37:14
makes you rethink the Rita Chatterton story. Where
37:18
he pulled her into his limo, promised
37:20
her the world, demanded
37:23
a blowjob, and then just decided I've had enough,
37:25
I'm going to take you according to what she
37:27
said. And then threw her out of the limo. And
37:30
then got rid of her. And then tried to get
37:32
the athletic commission, I think, not to use her. I
37:35
mean, Vince has a pattern. And if
37:37
you read the details of the Rita Chatterton case,
37:41
it's the same guy. It's
37:43
not like this is... What's happening
37:45
here in 2021 or whatever, the 2019 to 2021 to currently, I
37:47
guess, seems like
37:52
the same guy that was accused of doing those
37:54
things in the late 80s. The
37:57
problem becomes now that... that,
38:01
well, I guess we we've jumped ahead
38:03
over kind of the lead. Vince is
38:05
gone. Um, he
38:08
resigned. Well, how many things
38:11
did he resign from the
38:14
executive chairman of TKO? And
38:18
was he on a board of some, did he sell
38:20
all this share? And he's the chair. He was the
38:22
executive chairman of the board. I
38:24
don't, well, I don't think you can just sell
38:26
that many shares. Just like, just sell everything right
38:29
now. They, doesn't that, that takes a while to
38:31
gather up and liquidate, right?
38:33
But he's officially not holding
38:36
any position of, you know,
38:39
of, of, of not only of employment,
38:42
but of the ceremonially on boards or
38:44
in any way with the company. Because
38:47
as soon as this, what was it like? Maybe
38:50
four hours later after the news came
38:53
out of the lawsuit, Slim
38:55
Jim said, uh, we are deciding to
38:57
pause our promotional activity
38:59
for the Royal Rumble the following day. And
39:02
you know, that had to be some fucking
39:04
money because it's the number two pay-per-view and they
39:06
were the big title sponsors
39:08
and what was
39:11
it? Was it a half hour after that we
39:13
got the news of Vince's resignation. Yeah.
39:16
I mean, it's very interesting how
39:19
that happened the day
39:21
before the Wall Street Journal
39:23
article was published. The complaint started going around a
39:25
little bit after that. Other
39:27
news organizations started picking
39:29
up the story. CNN was running with it all day.
39:31
I saw it on CNBC as well. Vince
39:35
put out a statement or
39:37
his side did saying that it was all
39:39
false and he was going to vigorously defend himself.
39:41
And well, it was all either
39:44
false or distorted truths. There
39:48
was that caveat in there. Alternative facts.
39:50
Yeah, I got it. Alternative facts. But
39:53
then TKO put out a statement and it
39:55
was kind of the opposite tone. Vince McMahon
39:57
is not in charge here. running
40:00
anything and then
40:03
as soon as the first sponsor and
40:05
it's a big one they just announced I think over the
40:07
summer like the biggest sponsorship deal
40:09
ever with Slim Jim when
40:12
they announced they were pausing it they
40:14
did not wait Vince was gone right away
40:16
and at this point how
40:18
could Vince have any friends
40:20
on that board or maybe friends is not worth
40:22
anyone who's sympathetic to him being there it's
40:25
now a complete liability for him that anything to
40:27
do with the company you have to wonder if
40:29
the name man can be used anymore for this
40:31
company well and and that's
40:33
they had to know as soon as that
40:35
news came out they
40:38
already had to be talking because it was
40:41
going to be a waterfall of sponsors
40:43
dropping out if they hadn't made an
40:45
announcement and if they you know hadn't
40:48
nipped it in the bud so as
40:50
soon as that news came out I'm sure they were whoever
40:53
needed to talk to whoever was talking to
40:55
him and they
40:57
probably said well let's see if anything happened that
41:00
boom something happened and there you go but then
41:03
they would have cost him a fortune and
41:06
and like you said I think you
41:09
know it might be good if Stephanie
41:12
came back Stephanie
41:14
might be the McMahon that well
41:17
but think about this
41:20
in hindsight she
41:23
has dodged Vince every every chance
41:25
she could for the last two
41:27
years right she left then
41:29
all of a sudden he had to leave so
41:31
she came back and when he came back she
41:33
left again and
41:36
was was Triple
41:38
H did he not at one point
41:41
vote that maybe Vince shouldn't come back
41:43
Vince Stephanie and Nick Khan all three
41:45
of them voted for him not to
41:47
return Vince had the power to override
41:49
everyone yeah
41:51
well but so maybe
41:55
she kind of was trying to do the
41:57
right thing or at least it wasn't doing
42:00
the wrong thing. She's in a tough position, Triple H,
42:02
and we could talk later on about what he said
42:04
during the Royal Rumble press conference or what he didn't
42:06
say or how he tried to address this or didn't
42:09
address it however you see it. Stephanie
42:11
went on TV, if Stephanie...
42:13
and again we don't know who the unnamed executives
42:16
in the complaint are, but
42:18
if Stephanie is one of them or
42:20
if she as a member of the board was privy
42:22
to the investigation of what its contents
42:24
were and if the investigation showed
42:27
any of this, and
42:29
we don't know if it did because if they didn't speak to Janelle
42:31
Grant or her attorney, it's
42:34
kind of like the AEW investigation. It didn't speak to
42:36
Lucy. It's not a real
42:38
investigation then, but if
42:41
their investigation showed any of this stuff and
42:43
Stephanie knew about it and
42:46
as an act
42:48
that wasn't publicly known, did some
42:50
things behind the scenes including but
42:52
not limited to walking back and leaving, coming
42:54
back to help, leaving as soon as her
42:56
dad came back, she still
42:58
went on TV and led the audience in a thank-you
43:00
Vince chant. That's fucked
43:02
up. There
43:06
are stories and I'll say this because enough of them
43:08
are going around we could talk about it but we
43:10
don't know how true they are. There
43:13
are stories going around now that
43:16
one of the reasons or in part maybe
43:19
Shane McMahon had previously left WWE
43:21
going back almost 20
43:23
years because of issues
43:25
with his dad because of his dad's behavior and that Shane
43:27
wasn't like that and that Shane
43:30
didn't want to do those things, whatever those things
43:32
were at that time and
43:34
that Shane and
43:36
his dad because they were so
43:38
different personality wise, it's caused a lot
43:40
of issues and that's
43:42
why Shane wasn't really a part or privy to any of
43:44
this stuff you would think. Although he did come back to
43:47
the company, he wasn't an executive, he was just talent. Well
43:49
yeah and Shane is obviously
43:53
more different now than Vince. Shane had a
43:55
lot of similarities with Vince in that you
43:58
know the energy and the the
44:00
physical fitness, you know, fanaticism
44:03
and, you know, the
44:05
gung-ho business, blah, blah, blah, good stuff.
44:07
But I've said, Shane is a nice
44:09
guy and he's got a
44:12
nice wife and nice kids. And
44:15
I'm not sure. The
44:17
other explanation was also
44:19
very plausible that Shane realized he wasn't
44:21
going to be because I don't think
44:23
Shane's aptitude for the wrestling business was
44:26
off the charts. Shane knew he
44:28
wasn't going to be his dad in terms of running the
44:30
company and went off to do his own thing. That's
44:33
entirely plausible. I
44:36
think at that point, you
44:38
know, I'm not saying Shane might not have known
44:40
that, you know, Vince
44:42
was trying to, you
44:45
know, inappropriately integrate
44:47
himself with other women or
44:49
whatever, but I,
44:51
I can't believe that
44:54
Vince would have even tried to pitch any
44:57
of that to Shane. Could
45:00
you believe that if either of his
45:02
kids got wind of any of
45:05
his behavior? Again, the behavior isn't just cheating. I
45:07
can, I can, I can believe, I guess, if
45:09
I sit down him pitching this to Lauranitis because
45:11
he didn't give a shit. I
45:13
don't think Vince would have wanted to
45:15
disrupt his son's entire family life and
45:17
whatever the fuck. And go
45:19
ahead now and ask me what you were going to ask me. Well,
45:22
no, I mean, that kind of sums up a lot of
45:24
it, but the family stuff's interesting because Triple H is still
45:26
in charge and based on
45:28
the complaint, it appears
45:31
that people knew something was going on in that
45:33
office. They knew that Vince
45:35
had a girl on payroll for one
45:37
reason or another. Who knows
45:39
how much anyone knew? Well, who knows what Vince
45:41
shared with what people? Are we supposed to think
45:43
that John Lauranitis and his physical therapist, that
45:46
the two people he trusts the most in the world with
45:49
this kind of stuff? How did that door
45:51
open with him and Johnny Ace? Jeez.
45:54
So we don't know. And you know, you're talking about this
45:56
stuff with Brock. Is there anyone
45:58
else he's trying to impress? by
46:01
showing photos of someone who didn't
46:03
want their photos around there or talking about someone like
46:05
this. We don't know any of this. The
46:07
big thing is we don't know who knew what. The
46:10
complaint, as a lot of unnamed people, was
46:13
Kevin Dunn, who was, based
46:15
on everything everyone always said before this,
46:18
someone who was always there because of
46:20
his relationship with Vince, because
46:23
he knew how to work within Vince's
46:25
system, that he was maybe the second most powerful
46:27
person in the company at times. What
46:30
did he know? John Laurinitis was
46:32
involved in this. And
46:34
let me say one thing here about Kevin Dunn.
46:38
I'm not saying that he didn't know anything or did
46:40
know anything or whatever, and I could believe either story.
46:42
Probably I could believe more that he did know everything
46:44
and was, you know, he would
46:46
never betray Vince, but I can
46:49
pretty much guarantee you that he probably
46:51
was not involved. I don't – never
46:54
had long personal conversations with
46:56
Kevin Dunn, but I'm thinking he's
46:59
like a fucking person
47:01
who would live vicariously through stories,
47:04
if anything. And
47:06
also the timeline of events. I mean,
47:09
a lot of this takes place during the pandemic. Laurinitis
47:12
was all of a sudden made the head of talent
47:14
relations again in 2021, remember? No
47:17
one thought he would ever have that role again or that he should.
47:21
That was just based off things that people heard that wasn't
47:23
this. And all of
47:25
a sudden he was the head of talent relations again. That
47:27
was funny. Here's another thing
47:29
we should talk about. Let me pull up this tweet here.
47:33
Bruce Prichard all of a sudden returned to WWE a
47:35
few years back. Bruce
47:37
Prichard, who most people
47:39
didn't think would ever return to WWE because
47:42
there were forces outside of Vince who really didn't want
47:44
him there, who knew why
47:46
he would be there. And
47:48
also most people didn't think really had a function
47:50
in the modern wrestling business going
47:52
forward in the roles that he previously had.
47:55
Bruce all of a sudden got brought back. Let
47:58
me pull up this tweet. from yesterday,
48:00
the day of the Royal Rumble 1251
48:02
PM, out of
48:05
nowhere, Rhonda Rousey, who
48:07
left WWE several months back made an appearance for
48:10
AEW in Ring of Honor. Here's
48:12
what she wrote, Bruce Prichard
48:15
is basically Vince's avatar.
48:18
If he's still around, Vince still
48:20
has a hand in the business. Vince
48:23
was still running things through Bruce when he was
48:25
gone and gone as in quotes before.
48:30
And that is in line with everything we've
48:32
ever heard or at least I've heard. Well,
48:35
I can't argue with that as
48:38
far as, yes, obviously
48:42
Bruce is now Vince's
48:45
longest running confidant
48:47
now that Pat Patterson is gone and and
48:50
Laura Knightus was not there for nearly the
48:52
number of years Bruce was. And we talked
48:54
about the time Bruce
48:56
gets it and
48:58
what it is whatever Vince wants. Bruce
49:01
knows how to take
49:03
Vince's sometimes
49:06
cloudy instructions and disseminate it where Vince gets
49:08
what he wants. He's not saying it's going
49:11
to be good or bad or indifferent even,
49:13
but that's just the facts. And
49:15
Bruce is Vince's ears and Bruce is Vince's
49:18
eyes in a lot of cases. And so,
49:22
yes, but that
49:24
would be as far as business wise, as far
49:26
as the company, as far as the tan, a
49:28
lot of people, everybody
49:30
thinks I'm out of touch, but every time
49:32
I would actually go back and work with
49:34
some modern promotion over the last five or
49:36
ten years, they'd say, wow, he really helped me
49:39
a lot, but Bruce is so old-fashioned. But
49:44
the fact that this was an open secret
49:46
that Bruce was only there because he's doing
49:48
Vince's bidding, I mean, she's saying what
49:50
everyone knows. Well, yeah, but again, I'm
49:54
saying with having known Bruce
49:56
and known, he
49:59
may have known... something was going
50:01
on. And this is Bruce
50:03
Pritchard is a person who is
50:05
so fastidious. He brushes
50:08
his teeth with warm water. He
50:10
refuses to eat hotel
50:12
room service on the bed. Even if that's
50:14
the only place you can watch TV, he
50:17
won't eat in bed. He has to eat at a table. He's
50:20
scared of pickles. He
50:22
is revolved by pickles and
50:25
he's, he's not a germaphobe, but
50:27
he's a very fastidious person. And
50:31
also when they did the fucking Val
50:34
Venus and Jenna Jamison shoot
50:36
for raw in 1997 or
50:38
whatever it was that was in
50:41
the hot tub at Bruce Pritchard's house and
50:43
Bruce's wife, Stephanie wouldn't let him hear
50:45
the end of it because they let
50:47
a porn star in her bathtub. And
50:51
I just cannot believe that nobody
50:55
has said this, but I'm making
50:57
a preemptive strike. I can't believe
50:59
Bruce Pritchard being involved in any
51:02
of these various things, but
51:05
I can believe him covering
51:07
his ears and turning his head and
51:10
walking as far away from
51:12
the thing as possible to where he wouldn't know any
51:14
more than he had to know. I mean,
51:16
it's hard for me to believe that Vince McMahon, when all of
51:18
a sudden he's surrounding himself with
51:20
all this confidence, we all
51:22
thought it was just a power grab for the company. We
51:25
didn't realize all the other sick shit that was
51:27
happening with the same confidence, maybe not Bruce, maybe
51:30
not Kevin Dunn, but John Laurinitis was
51:33
there for a reason. Vince, again,
51:35
everything changed the last few years. Remember Vince
51:38
all of a sudden had his old gang back around them. And
51:41
this is what he was up to. And
51:43
it's just, it's in the office. I mean, that's
51:45
the other thing. There are unnamed executives who Janelle
51:48
Grant would walk past and they would treat her
51:50
bad or someone would treat
51:53
her good. But everyone was aware that there
51:56
was something with her and Vince. Yeah. She
51:58
was, she introduced herself to one. And they say,
52:00
oh, I know who you are. Oh,
52:03
and who is that? When I, is
52:05
that Stephanie? Is that Kevin Dunn? Who?
52:07
When I was there, when I was
52:09
there, it was the air of the
52:11
human resources department and they ran everything
52:14
and you could say boo to a
52:16
fucking goose. And,
52:18
and this is, you know, I'm reading,
52:20
I'm reading, I'm reading right now a book that you'll
52:22
be reading soon, the six pack by Brad Belucci. And
52:25
it's coming out pretty soon. And he talks about the
52:27
early days of WWF, how crazy it
52:29
was in the office in the eighties when
52:31
HR was Linda McMahon. And
52:34
beyond that, it was just a boys club in that
52:36
office. So again, it
52:38
may have been different while you were there
52:40
in the nineties, but you could certainly say
52:42
there was a weird, if not
52:45
at times completely toxic culture around
52:47
Vince and the, the
52:50
way he wanted things set up for himself.
52:53
But yeah, but now he's, he's
52:56
become, maybe
52:58
it's again, maybe a concussions,
53:00
Alzheimer's, the drugs, the
53:03
stare, whatever the fuck, but
53:06
in his seventies, he's become a
53:08
fucking teenager, but like
53:10
a teenager with like the
53:13
fucking twilight zone episode of, you
53:15
know, he's a teenager with
53:18
omnipotent power and he's wishing people into
53:20
the fucking cornfield. He's,
53:22
he's lost all element
53:26
of his reason or even
53:28
his risk reward
53:30
ratio, his just
53:32
willingness to leave himself open to this
53:35
shit that you would
53:37
have never thought the guy of 30 years
53:39
ago would do just be this stupid about
53:41
it. It's beyond evil. It's
53:44
flat out evil. And that's the thing too, beyond
53:46
wrestling. I could, I could believe Vince would be
53:48
evil more than I could believe he'd be this
53:50
fucking stupid. You know, beyond wrestling, if
53:52
you look at the history of entertainment
53:54
or just people of notoriety,
53:57
people who are celebrities or top executives.
54:00
No one goes out like this. This
54:03
is just extraordinary. It's one
54:05
thing going out and people hate you or going out and you
54:07
rip people off or you're evil. This
54:09
is as evil – I mean, this is
54:11
as evil a way to go out as
54:13
anyone ever. The last things we're
54:15
hearing about Vince are these completely
54:18
deviant stories. It's horror movie
54:20
shit. And it
54:22
wasn't even consensual deviance, which there's
54:24
nothing wrong with that. But
54:27
it was fucking torture,
54:29
psychological fucking – And
54:31
physical. But
54:34
I mean, psychological manipulation and
54:36
then fucking getting
54:38
this girl stuck in this situation
54:40
and doing whatever the fuck
54:42
and thinking you can get away with it. I'm
54:45
astonished. Yeah. And again,
54:48
there's no excusing Vince McMahon here. There's no
54:50
excusing John Laurinitis as physical therapist or anyone
54:52
else that was aware or involved in any
54:54
of this. And for
54:56
anyone who was bothered or
54:58
offended by my laughing at the
55:00
initial thing as it was coming out in real
55:02
time about Dildos named after wrestlers or the defecating
55:05
on the head, I'm sorry. We
55:07
chose to put up on YouTube a real-time
55:09
thing thinking the listeners would want to hear
55:11
how we discovered it. And
55:13
I'm sorry if anyone was offended by that, but that
55:15
was my real-time reaction to hearing this. And then I
55:17
read the complaint afterwards, and the Wall Street Journal article
55:19
did not do a great job of laying everything out
55:21
there. It's a serious thing, and
55:23
we're treating it as a serious thing. No, Ed, it's real. And
55:25
if anyone wants to clutch their pearls over
55:28
this with us, go fuck yourself. The
55:30
Wall Street Journal article was not
55:32
70 pages, which this
55:34
complaint is, but they also –
55:38
they skipped over a lot of the things that
55:40
people would naturally want to fucking know before
55:43
they assumed that it was all
55:45
a bunch of fucking hogwash. So
55:49
they led with head defecating and Dildos named
55:51
after wrestlers, and how are you going to
55:53
bring that back from parody? It's
55:56
just so crazy too because – I
56:00
don't know Vince, I never worked for Vince. I
56:02
just know him as the television guy
56:04
and for what I know about behind the scenes
56:06
in wrestling. But
56:09
when you read these text messages, it's
56:11
almost hard to envision him sitting there
56:14
writing them. I mean, it's not... It's
56:16
the same human being. And
56:20
I'm not even the depraved content
56:22
but just it sounds like the
56:25
fact this is some illiterate teenager
56:28
and not the... We
56:31
talked about... When we
56:33
talked about Vince's melting appearance, the
56:36
presence he used to have when he came
56:38
in a room, imagine and Aldous
56:41
may hate me for saying this but Nick
56:44
Aldous, but he wasn't as good looking, a
56:46
man is Nick Aldous. But when he came
56:48
in the room, six foot,
56:50
two or three or whatever with the big
56:53
shoulder jackets, the hair was perfect. He
56:56
carried himself like a fucking important
56:59
person. You knew when he'd walked in, you
57:01
stood up or sat up a little straighter,
57:04
cleared your throat or whatever, paid attention. He
57:07
commanded some attention
57:10
and some respect with his... But
57:14
this not
57:16
only in appearance now but in
57:19
action. And
57:21
like I said, I
57:23
said I never saw him write anything
57:25
but he didn't speak
57:27
or dictate like this fucking
57:30
dribble that you see in
57:32
this lawsuit. And again, they were asking
57:34
for a jury trial. We
57:37
know that... He's cooked. I
57:39
mean, the grand jury, whatever
57:41
happens here, he's done. And
57:44
I think about this quote he had years ago, I
57:46
remember him saying about when him... According
57:48
to him, he used to end the fights with his stepfather growing
57:50
up in the trailer. And
57:52
he would get the shit kicked out of him but his
57:54
attitude became, I lived,
57:57
so I won. That's his attitude as
57:59
long as... As long as I live, I win. And
58:02
I don't think he deserves a win on this. I'm not saying
58:04
kill Vince or anything, but he's got to serve time and he's
58:07
got to pay her. I don't want
58:09
to go into politics, but Donald Trump was just found to
58:12
have to... The amount of money he had to
58:14
pay the woman who won a trial saying that
58:16
she was raped. 80-something
58:18
million dollars, right? 80-something million dollars. This
58:22
woman has text messages. This woman
58:24
has details and dates. Of
58:27
multiple participants. And
58:32
what we've said before, we've talked
58:34
about Vince is a more
58:37
articulate Donald Trump
58:39
with better hair, but now it turns
58:41
out that fucking
58:43
Vince is worse than Trump. Vince
58:46
is Trump with concussions. Well,
58:51
I mean, again, this is... We can keep going
58:53
over it. This is one of the craziest stories
58:55
ever. This is maybe the craziest story in wrestling
58:57
history. This is one of those stories that if
58:59
things weren't going so well right now, it could almost kill
59:01
the business. It's
59:03
that big a deal. You
59:05
could write this as a movie and it might
59:07
be far-fetched. People would say,
59:10
oh, come on now. Nobody would ever
59:12
actually try to get away with something like
59:14
this. Before
59:17
we move on, any closing comments about all this?
59:19
Again, people have been talking about it. Some of
59:21
the people heard the YouTube clip or not exactly
59:23
pleased. You know, once again, God damn it.
59:27
I'm sorry when I hear in the Wall
59:29
Street Journal that of all
59:32
people, Vince McMahon, potential
59:34
germaphobe is goddamn being sued for
59:36
shitting on somebody's head. I couldn't
59:39
fucking compose myself after
59:41
that. And there was no way and
59:44
nothing has been reported to
59:46
the present time that this
59:48
came out that anybody would think
59:50
that anything like this had
59:53
been going on. So
59:55
yes, if anybody's mad at me, I'm sorry. I'm
59:57
not going to fucking make fun of
59:59
it. after we know the
1:00:01
details, but good
1:00:03
lord. What, how the fuck do we expect
1:00:05
that to come at us on a fucking
1:00:07
weekday afternoon to begin with? So
1:00:10
I do apologize. And you kind of hit on what the next
1:00:12
big issue is going to be. Who knew what and when. And
1:00:15
what were the higher payoffs for with other
1:00:17
people for how can, if what can be
1:00:19
any worse? How many women have an answer
1:00:21
payoffs? Those are just the women who have
1:00:24
asked for payoffs or payoffs were offered to
1:00:26
them. Are we
1:00:28
to believe those are the only women out there? And
1:00:30
if there was a lot of, if
1:00:33
there was any doubt and nobody really doubted
1:00:35
it, cause you kind of see Vince doing
1:00:37
it the way it was described, trying to
1:00:39
grope the tanning salon lady or the, some
1:00:43
of the other minor incidents
1:00:45
as it turned out now, comparatively,
1:00:47
uh, yeah, those
1:00:51
are pretty much proven too, I guess, at this point. There
1:00:55
are very few bad stories about Vince that
1:00:57
you could think about right now and not
1:00:59
find a way to really
1:01:01
believe. I mean, that it works. Like I said,
1:01:03
the Rita Chatterton story, if you go get the
1:01:05
details and then you hear, you go read the
1:01:07
complaint from, uh, from this thing, it's
1:01:10
the same guy. It just, it seems like the
1:01:12
same guy. There's always been questions about the
1:01:15
dark side of Vince, whether it was the
1:01:18
mysterious suitcase into the police with Jimmy Snooka
1:01:21
that Snooka told everyone about and
1:01:24
that we don't know anything about or any of
1:01:27
the things with women or any of the things with
1:01:29
the divas when that was a thing. And again,
1:01:31
all of a sudden on TV, he became
1:01:33
a different guy and it wasn't just Mr.
1:01:35
McMahon, the boss, it was Mr. McMahon has
1:01:38
women all over him. Mr. McMahon has
1:01:41
a thing with different divas, like
1:01:43
the genetic jackhammer. Yeah. You
1:01:45
have to, now you have to really wonder and
1:01:48
you were out of there for all of that.
1:01:50
I mean, you were gone. Yeah, wasn't even there,
1:01:52
ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. So, I mean, you have
1:01:54
to wonder what was happening. That you
1:01:56
could argue that Vince may not be the same Vince you knew in
1:01:58
1996. Now,
1:02:02
you know, you get a
1:02:05
billion dollars and I
1:02:07
still maintain concussions, multiple concussions
1:02:09
late in life, a
1:02:12
billion dollars to a megalomaniac
1:02:15
to begin with and never thought the
1:02:17
rules applied. We've talked about how Vince
1:02:20
never thought rules applied to him in benign
1:02:23
ways or humorous ways or
1:02:26
ways that made a good story. If
1:02:30
I run off, leave the cop trying to give you
1:02:32
a ticket or telling the fucking rental car people that
1:02:34
the fucking car is sitting on the goddamn curb
1:02:36
at the airport or whatever. But
1:02:39
this is drugs, brain
1:02:41
damage, age and deep
1:02:45
dark shit in
1:02:47
his head that he suddenly felt, well, fuck,
1:02:49
I can do anything I want. I'm
1:02:52
publicly traded. By
1:02:54
the way, John Laurinitis
1:02:56
is the motherfucker that said to
1:02:58
me, Jim Cornette, don't you cuss
1:03:00
out those wrestling trainees. We're a
1:03:02
publicly traded company. We'll get in
1:03:05
trouble. Well, fuck you, John. Yeah,
1:03:08
it is interesting because we don't know how far
1:03:10
back his perverted activity goes too. The
1:03:15
dynamic dudes were not noted
1:03:17
for their perversion back in
1:03:19
the day. Well,
1:03:21
this is certainly one of the craziest stories
1:03:23
ever and there'll be a lot more coming
1:03:26
out from this. We could certainly say that and we'll stand
1:03:29
top of it. We may have Steven P. Newan at some point to
1:03:31
talk about some of this. Yes, because
1:03:33
there are some legal ways that not only Vince
1:03:35
fucked up here as a person, but
1:03:40
the WWE as a corporation fucked
1:03:42
up, which doesn't usually happen. Maybe
1:03:45
because this was done under the table and
1:03:47
it had to be kept in a small
1:03:49
circle because they handled it wrong and then
1:03:52
Steven has ideas on how PKO, if
1:03:54
they knew anything, might have handled
1:03:57
this a little bit better retroactively. But
1:04:00
if they got his phones or his electronics
1:04:02
when they did the search warrant, again,
1:04:06
this is what he was texting her and
1:04:08
it's disgusting and awful and he thought she was
1:04:11
cool with it. What was he
1:04:13
texting Laurinitis? And what was he texting
1:04:15
that physical therapist? Because that's going
1:04:17
to be a big part of the story. It's not just what he
1:04:19
said to the victim. It's
1:04:21
what he said to the other people participating in the
1:04:23
activities with him. I can't imagine
1:04:26
how... I
1:04:28
mean, it's not even about coming back at this point
1:04:30
but... He won't live long enough to fucking show his
1:04:32
face in public again, will he? I
1:04:35
mean, all those things, all of a sudden he changed his
1:04:37
face? I mean, there's so many weird
1:04:39
things... Whichever face he's wanting to show in public, I
1:04:42
don't think he'll live long enough at this point to
1:04:44
be able to do it without having
1:04:47
rocks thrown at him. Yeah,
1:04:49
he's really become the all-time villain. It's
1:04:51
a... Because before he
1:04:54
came back, I'll say this and then we'll
1:04:56
actually move on to something involving wrestling. Before
1:05:00
when he came back or when he retired,
1:05:02
remember he got the farewell
1:05:05
on TV, they came out and people gave
1:05:08
him a round of applause and big cheers
1:05:10
even though bad publicity because he was Vince
1:05:12
and he gave them their wrestling. Well,
1:05:15
I don't think they'll think that way anymore.
1:05:17
I think they'll think he's Vince
1:05:20
and he tried to take a big shit
1:05:22
on their wrestling. Yeah, think about
1:05:24
that moment now in retrospect. That
1:05:26
it wasn't just, all right, I'm off the board,
1:05:28
let me come by and say goodbye. That
1:05:30
was the board knows about all this nasty shit I've
1:05:32
been doing but I'm going to
1:05:34
still go out there and shove it in everyone's face and
1:05:37
say welcome to SmackDown. Yeah, and show them
1:05:39
how much that the fans love me. He
1:05:43
ain't got it if he lives to be
1:05:45
his mother's age. He won't live long enough,
1:05:47
I don't think, to go out in public
1:05:49
again and not get fucking hooted
1:05:51
at. All those wrestlers that went into the Hall of
1:05:53
Fame should be happy that they were always told never
1:05:55
to thank Vince. That's
1:06:00
an interesting thing. I mean just what a maniac this
1:06:02
guy was and it's all about him and all about
1:06:04
power and Domination and you
1:06:07
didn't want anyone thanking him But
1:06:10
he also wanted everybody to know that he
1:06:12
wanted everybody not to thank you. Yeah, that's
1:06:14
right. See what I'm saying. Yeah Because
1:06:18
that's even a bit that's even better than
1:06:20
everybody thanking him He's like I
1:06:22
know you owe everything to me, but it'll make
1:06:24
a rotten television program But that's the same thing
1:06:26
everybody says yeah There's a curvy enthusiasm episode where
1:06:29
they go to an art gallery and there's a
1:06:31
wall that's been dedicated by Anonymous and
1:06:33
as soon as Larry David Jesse has someone's like anonymous
1:06:35
is Ted Danson Everyone knew was
1:06:38
Ted Danson and Ted Danson knew that
1:06:40
it would look really good if he made it anonymous
1:06:42
instead of Ted Danson Same thing, but
1:06:45
like you said we've discussed this Endlessly
1:06:48
here and I'm sure we will be discussing
1:06:50
it more in the future Well, as soon
1:06:52
as somebody else talks about something, but in
1:06:55
the meantime before we get into the Programs
1:06:58
real quick. I
1:07:00
was gonna say because we had so much going on on
1:07:02
this show I was gonna save emails for next week. I've
1:07:04
seen a few not a ton,
1:07:07
but this one got to me this
1:07:09
came in Last week as
1:07:11
it was anyway, I didn't want to wait too much longer,
1:07:13
but It's
1:07:15
from Christina won't give her last name But
1:07:18
she says my fiance Jonathan John Was
1:07:22
one of your biggest fans from Bartlesville, Oklahoma
1:07:25
He had triple bypass heart surgery on
1:07:27
December 28th and on January 11th. He
1:07:29
passed away He was only
1:07:31
40 his heart was not
1:07:33
able to handle the surgery We
1:07:36
listen to your podcast together on repeat. It was
1:07:38
one of our favorite things to do when we
1:07:40
were together My heart
1:07:42
aches for him. We were together for eight years
1:07:44
and we're going to get married on October
1:07:48
1st and She
1:07:50
asked if we could have a
1:07:52
moment of recognition for John You
1:07:56
know on the show and and that just yeah,
1:07:59
you know it makes me feel so
1:08:02
bad when something like this happens.
1:08:04
When I would imagine that Jonathan
1:08:06
is probably the one that got Christina
1:08:08
into our shows and you
1:08:10
know, but they were able to do something together
1:08:12
and then something like that happens. He was only
1:08:14
40. So Christina, we're sorry for your loss. Yeah,
1:08:16
very sorry, Christina. But
1:08:19
on a more positive
1:08:21
note, uh, Michelle and Andrew,
1:08:23
who, uh,
1:08:26
we wished them well on their engagement
1:08:28
back in, oh, in
1:08:30
November, 2022. And
1:08:34
finally they got married on July 21st last
1:08:36
year. And
1:08:38
they just now sent me a picture. I
1:08:40
don't know what took eight months, but nevertheless,
1:08:43
they were, they were, uh, driven
1:08:46
to do this, reminded to do this because
1:08:49
when we were reading, uh, Russo's pitch
1:08:51
to direct TV, they got a special
1:08:55
fucking, uh, tickle out of that and
1:08:57
realized they need to send their wedding
1:08:59
picture, but anyway, congratulations guys, Michelle and
1:09:01
Andrew. Oh,
1:09:04
good Lord. All right. Real quickly. I don't
1:09:06
want to be too commercial at this time
1:09:08
of rumble season,
1:09:11
but I just want to
1:09:13
make sure that everybody knew that the
1:09:15
pictures are up, the information is up
1:09:17
and the midnight express 40th
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anniversary part two, the final chapter
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will be in full swing very
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shortly with action figure tag team
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and Condrey or Eaton and
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and Tom Pritchard under
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a thousand sets of the
1:09:40
midnight combos and 500
1:09:43
of the heavenly bodies, the tag team
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sets, and as we
1:09:48
mentioned, and Brian, I will say now all
1:09:50
the more, none of these will be remade
1:09:52
or others produced in the future because
1:09:55
after this year and I mentioned one more cornet
1:09:57
variant where we're going to get out of the
1:09:59
action. business because we're planning two and
1:10:01
three years ahead of time and I'm starting to
1:10:03
run out the clock. And
1:10:06
to be honest, with
1:10:08
the way everything else is going in the world,
1:10:11
I'm not sure that there'll
1:10:13
be a wrestling business in two or three
1:10:15
years anymore. But
1:10:18
nevertheless, the celebration for the midnight anniversary, we wanted
1:10:20
to go out with a bang and make sure
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that these guys had the action
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figures that they deserve before we close
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what you get of all the surviving
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members of our teams. And
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there's some packages also with books
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and again, less than 50
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of the autographed pictures, the last ones that we
1:10:48
had that Bobby signed before he passed away. So
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and they started only $99.95 for
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the people who couldn't afford the four pack.
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10th, because all these figures go on
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sale February 10th at noon Eastern. We're
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taking all the other merchandise down like we did
1:11:23
last time so that
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we can get everybody because it's still, it's just
1:11:27
me and the feather bottoms folks. And
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your orders will be locked in and everybody will get
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everything, but it's going to take us probably
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another six or eight weeks to process everything. So
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we don't want to complicate the issues. So if
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you want non midnight express
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merchandise, get that before February 10th. It's going
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to be down for a little while. And
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otherwise than that, then you
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can have us forever
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immortalized on your office or
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display shelves in your rec
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room for our
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40th anniversary. and last
1:12:01
one. Brian,
1:12:03
I'm figuring out that
1:12:05
the less that I associate with
1:12:08
the general population and the more
1:12:10
that I look forward to my
1:12:12
retirement and slowing down and not
1:12:14
doing as many things, I
1:12:17
just want to read books and sit under the fucking
1:12:19
tree. Every time that
1:12:21
we get these more of these fucking
1:12:23
stories, I lose my faith in a
1:12:25
grand swath of humanity. I
1:12:29
don't know what to say about that. I mean, my
1:12:31
attitude has been this is a dirty business. You
1:12:34
got to be honest about it. But it's a
1:12:36
dirty world. But it's a dirty world, but this
1:12:38
has always been an especially dirty business. I don't
1:12:41
know anybody. You see, the other guy, the
1:12:43
guy the other day on the news, I'll say it
1:12:46
in a minute, he was arrested for the fucking human
1:12:48
hand in his pocket just walking
1:12:50
down the goddamn street. Was
1:12:53
it sticking out of his pocket? How did they get him? No,
1:12:55
remember I told you that, or was that the
1:12:58
show that Solomon was on? Do
1:13:00
you remember me telling you about that? I
1:13:02
don't, but you know, I forget these things.
1:13:05
It was on the news. They arrested a
1:13:07
guy for murder and they ended up
1:13:09
when they arrested him. He
1:13:11
had a dismembered fucking human hand
1:13:13
in his pocket. So
1:13:17
I don't trust anybody anymore. You never know who's got
1:13:19
one hand in their pocket and the other hand on
1:13:21
your fucking throat. Well,
1:13:23
that's a dirty business for you. All
1:13:26
right, but I've, it's a dirty, dirty world. It's
1:13:28
a dirty world. I choose
1:13:31
not to participate. If nominated, I will not
1:13:33
run. If elected, I will not serve. Well,
1:13:37
Brian, I guess what we ought to do before we
1:13:40
get ready to rumble is just
1:13:42
briefly go over. We got no,
1:13:44
no earth was moved. No new
1:13:46
ground was broken on smack down
1:13:48
on Friday night. What
1:13:50
was Friday night? The 26th, 26th, the 26th
1:13:52
of the month of January. No new brown
1:14:00
Brown was broken. None
1:14:02
at all. No new ground was broken. Don't
1:14:06
snicker at me. I'll slap you
1:14:08
for snickering. What ever happened to ground Strowman? Um,
1:14:11
that's a good question. What did
1:14:14
happen to the world's strongest
1:14:16
giant man with a
1:14:18
beard? Then you got hurt, but... Well,
1:14:21
God damn it. What
1:14:24
did they do? You know what? Arn
1:14:29
Anderson said the fucking big foley.
1:14:32
In 1989 in WCW,
1:14:34
after the Christmas break, Cactus had
1:14:36
gotten in a fucking car wreck
1:14:39
in, uh, Long Island, just,
1:14:41
you know, not on a
1:14:43
road trip, I don't think, just as he
1:14:45
was home, you know, visiting his family and
1:14:47
he missed a couple of shows. And
1:14:49
Arn had seen the fucking bumps
1:14:52
that he had taken and been able to get up
1:14:54
and walk back from and everything. So the first night
1:14:56
that Cactus got back, he's sitting
1:14:58
in a locker room, Arn said, you
1:15:00
had to take time off for a car wreck.
1:15:03
What'd you do? Run off the edge of the
1:15:05
Grand Canyon? Anyway,
1:15:08
so, uh, no new ground
1:15:10
was broken on SmackDown. Uh,
1:15:13
but it did set up more of the
1:15:16
various issues at the Rumble, but did
1:15:18
you know, let's talk about more aesthetic
1:15:21
things on this television show and just
1:15:23
observations rather than blow by blow. And
1:15:26
maybe that's not a good term to use anymore.
1:15:28
Play by play. The
1:15:31
opening, they got the main eventers walking
1:15:33
in the building while the announcers are
1:15:35
billboarding things. They go to the package
1:15:37
of last week's main event and the
1:15:39
angle, the editing is
1:15:41
top quality, but it just, it seems
1:15:43
like they're open to the show. They're
1:15:45
flowing better. It moves along. They're,
1:15:48
they're, you know, upgrading things in
1:15:51
terms of a tempo standpoint
1:15:53
than just giving us the arena
1:15:55
shot and hearing
1:15:57
the announcers and blast.
1:16:00
somebody's music plays and out they
1:16:02
come from the entrance way. They're
1:16:05
jazzing it up with the network look,
1:16:07
right? And...
1:16:09
New head of production. Well, that's
1:16:11
what I'm saying. Maybe that is again, we've
1:16:13
heard that maybe some more changes
1:16:16
will come to get it in more in
1:16:18
line. What are they saying? How are they
1:16:20
phrasing it with the an athletic presentation? Not
1:16:24
actually coming out and saying, yeah, you know,
1:16:26
like the UFC, but kind of what we've
1:16:28
been maybe hoping for. They're like wrestling. What
1:16:30
wrestling's supposed to be. Yeah,
1:16:33
well, imagine that. If
1:16:36
they could have that groundbreaking idea, then
1:16:38
we'd be all set. But and
1:16:40
it's Michael Cole and Corey Graves again because
1:16:42
poor old Kevin Patrick,
1:16:45
you know, maybe
1:16:47
he knew that he knew this
1:16:49
time was coming. That's why he couldn't catch his
1:16:51
breath. He was like hyperventilating
1:16:53
like, when are they gonna fire me? When are they gonna
1:16:55
fire me? When are you taking me? No,
1:16:59
Wade! Wade,
1:17:01
what do you mean? I thought I
1:17:03
could stay in this country. Corey, Corey,
1:17:05
help me. They're taking me away. Ha
1:17:08
ha, hee hee, ho ho. To the
1:17:10
funny phone. But thank
1:17:12
you, very good. So they
1:17:14
introduced a rapper. And
1:17:18
the rapper whose name I can't pronounce
1:17:20
or spell I've never heard of, obviously,
1:17:23
is, I don't know if it's my
1:17:25
demographic, but he
1:17:27
welcomed us to SmackDown and didn't do a
1:17:29
bad job. And apparently, is
1:17:31
he somebody? Oh, music guru.
1:17:34
You know, I had the open on mute, so
1:17:36
I saw him, but I'm not exactly sure who it was. But they
1:17:39
were in Miami, so I'm guessing it's someone who
1:17:41
really has the beat. Well
1:17:43
seen, but now you're starting to show your age
1:17:45
a little bit just that you don't know all
1:17:47
of these people from sight. Because I go based
1:17:49
on ear. You're talking music. I'm not like you,
1:17:51
a superficial music fan, I care about what the
1:17:53
people look like. I care about the sound and
1:17:55
the song. No, but yeah, what I'm saying, you
1:17:57
would recognize who this was if this was a
1:17:59
person. who you knew it was, who? This
1:18:02
was a person so talented in their
1:18:04
craft that their image doesn't matter. It's
1:18:06
about what's happening on the record. That's
1:18:10
what I'll say. Well, on
1:18:12
the record, for the record, what
1:18:14
was happening here was he welcomed
1:18:16
us to SmackDown and introduced Randy
1:18:18
Orton. And here
1:18:20
came Randy, and apparently Randy is in this
1:18:22
guy's music video. And
1:18:26
he has done some tribute
1:18:28
to the RKO or something. But anyway,
1:18:30
Orton cut a promo on the bloodline,
1:18:32
and he knows
1:18:35
what he sounds like. He means
1:18:37
what he says because he understands
1:18:39
the importance of either
1:18:41
doing in the ring or saying something
1:18:43
in a promo that sounds half-ass real
1:18:46
and convincing or just don't do that. So
1:18:50
he talks in a way that he can
1:18:52
talk and sound half-ass real and convincing. I
1:18:56
wonder where he learned
1:18:58
those type of things from. But
1:19:01
anyway, he of course
1:19:03
is vowing to beat
1:19:06
Roman Reigns at the Royal Rumble, and
1:19:08
he'll be a 15-time world champion. And
1:19:12
suddenly AJ's music plays, and he cuts the
1:19:14
pen. And here we go. I think
1:19:17
this is AJ's downfall
1:19:19
from being – when
1:19:21
it's Roman and it's Orton, and
1:19:24
right now it's LA Knight and
1:19:26
it's AJ, AJ's kind of fucking
1:19:28
Zeppo, isn't he? And
1:19:31
– Well, no, Zeppo became
1:19:33
a very successful talent manager. I don't think that's
1:19:35
AJ at all. Well, yeah, now
1:19:37
come on now. We don't know what he's
1:19:39
going to do later on. His wife left
1:19:41
him for Frank Sinatra. He's still – AJ's?
1:19:44
I know, Zeppo. Oh,
1:19:46
all right. Well, we don't know what
1:19:48
AJ's got a chance to do later on. He
1:19:51
could become a great agent or
1:19:53
potentially, you know, fuck Frank Sinatra's
1:19:55
wife. I don't know. There's
1:19:58
still time, I guess. I mean, there has to be someone out there. Mia
1:20:00
Farrow's out there. Well, there you
1:20:02
go. I knew that he had
1:20:04
at least one living ex-spousal
1:20:07
person. Yeah, because he married her when she
1:20:09
was 19. But anyway, go ahead.
1:20:11
Well, but that's legal. Point
1:20:14
out- He was like 55 years old, but go
1:20:16
ahead. Oh, let's not even get into this, goddamn
1:20:18
person. In
1:20:21
light of recent events, what I'm saying
1:20:23
to you is that AJ's phenomenal in
1:20:25
the ring, and he's better verbally
1:20:28
than he was in the
1:20:30
TNA days. But I think his
1:20:34
level of conviction and delivery and
1:20:36
just whatever is that I think
1:20:38
is his shortcoming.
1:20:43
But thankfully, LA
1:20:45
Knight's music played and he got
1:20:47
a big pop and he livened the thing
1:20:49
up and the crowd was chanting this shit.
1:20:52
And he cut a good promo on AJ. And
1:20:57
this is all about who's going
1:20:59
to be the one to dethrone Roman,
1:21:01
but LA Knight cut the fucking promo
1:21:03
and said, and that's a fact of
1:21:05
life. And he tossed the microphone
1:21:07
down and walked off on him. And
1:21:10
there's AJ and Orton with their mouths
1:21:12
open and suddenly AJ just flips upside
1:21:15
down and just sucker kicks Orton in
1:21:18
again and leaves him laying there and walks off.
1:21:22
So that's basically,
1:21:25
they wanted to cover that match. They wanted to
1:21:27
cover a couple of other things. On
1:21:30
SmackDown here, the matches were secondary,
1:21:32
even more so than usual,
1:21:34
I think. And maybe was this
1:21:38
a good fucking week for it anyway? Just
1:21:40
keep them talking so the
1:21:42
crowd doesn't start chanting amongst themselves.
1:21:46
I guess, I mean with this thing specifically, I
1:21:48
feel like the segments with the intrigue about who's
1:21:50
doing what to who here and Randy Orton getting
1:21:53
the moments where they just show him looking on, not
1:21:55
knowing what to do, but he doesn't really say
1:21:57
anything. It's a lot more interesting than
1:21:59
the ad. actual match. Yeah. Cause
1:22:02
then we, we got Escobar and Carlito
1:22:04
and remember a couple of
1:22:07
months ago, didn't we want to see this match
1:22:09
on pay-per-view when it was fresh
1:22:11
in our mind? We almost did. We
1:22:13
almost did. And
1:22:16
then suddenly we didn't. And then, and
1:22:18
now we did, but I, you know, I wanted
1:22:21
to see it and had time to watch it
1:22:23
then, but neither one applied this week. So
1:22:27
maybe did I miss anything or did you see this? I
1:22:29
watched some of it. I think Escobar is really good as a heel.
1:22:32
He's really, really, he was great as a baby face. You
1:22:34
totally believe him as like the best friend and now he's
1:22:36
really good as a heel. They just got to do something
1:22:38
interesting with him. Other than
1:22:40
just feuding with everyone he's been with for the
1:22:43
last couple of years. Yes. Or ever known potentially
1:22:46
in, in, in his previous life,
1:22:48
but, uh, a
1:22:50
big package on the jump to Netflix,
1:22:53
the rock at WWE HQ, the new
1:22:55
one, apparently they didn't have that high
1:22:57
ceilings and building I worked in, uh,
1:23:01
the, the big board announcement, the whole day.
1:23:03
This is, it's, it's
1:23:06
entertainment tonight. Wrestling
1:23:09
where you get the talking and you get the
1:23:11
packages on the big events. And then in the
1:23:13
middle, the matches are
1:23:15
the commercials. The only thing you don't
1:23:17
have is the hosting entertainment tonight. At least has like
1:23:20
host a pitch to different things and host different segments.
1:23:22
Here, it's just like anyone who has a microphone go. Am
1:23:26
I being led to believe that
1:23:28
the rocks daughter is now the
1:23:31
general manager of NXT? I
1:23:33
told you this would happen in terms of her being
1:23:36
all over TV. All of a sudden she's now the
1:23:38
general manager of NXT. She doesn't seem
1:23:40
to be that good a talker or particularly,
1:23:43
uh, intriguing as a character,
1:23:45
but all of a sudden she's in a role
1:23:48
that will have her on that
1:23:50
TV show more than anyone else on that
1:23:53
show, I would guess. Well, but I mean,
1:23:55
how, uh, I'm not even saying this in
1:23:57
a derogatory fashion. Well, how old is
1:23:59
she? How long has she been there?
1:24:01
Has she ever done television before?
1:24:03
What's, when
1:24:06
did this happen? I mean, I know I ain't been
1:24:08
watching NXT lately, but I thought I would have heard
1:24:10
about this more than a week ago. She's been there
1:24:12
for a while because we did a story a while
1:24:14
back about how they brought her in and immediately changed
1:24:16
her name to something else. Well, but
1:24:19
I know, but I'm talking, that's not the general,
1:24:21
I'm talking about how long she'd been general manager.
1:24:23
When did this, how did this last week? I
1:24:25
think, uh, from where, how did
1:24:27
she go from reporting for training duty to
1:24:29
she's the general manager of the mother fire.
1:24:31
We ain't heard shit in between. From
1:24:34
what I read cause I did not watch
1:24:36
NXT because despite how good people say it
1:24:38
is, every time I give it a chance, it runs me
1:24:40
off again. William Regal showed
1:24:42
up at NXT, the former
1:24:44
general manager and he went
1:24:47
backstage and he talked to her and said that she's the new
1:24:49
general manager. I
1:24:51
don't know much more than that.
1:24:53
Obviously well-qualified. She's
1:24:57
a, uh, seventh generation wrestler in some
1:24:59
way. I'm sure. She's
1:25:02
the great, great, great, great granddaughter. That wasn't
1:25:04
of Nef. My Ava. I don't know
1:25:06
what's going on. The great, great,
1:25:09
great daughter of the great one or,
1:25:12
but I just, I, how did they
1:25:14
present that? Has she even been on
1:25:16
their television? I
1:25:19
want to say that she's been doing something on their
1:25:21
show and it didn't light the
1:25:23
world on fire. So now they made her general
1:25:25
manager. She
1:25:28
had a stroke, so they made her head talent
1:25:30
relationship. Well,
1:25:36
that's a good place to go. So
1:25:38
you can recuperate
1:25:40
at a leisurely
1:25:42
pace. All right. Oscar
1:25:45
and Carrie wrestled the, or
1:25:49
wrestled for the tag team championship
1:25:51
or defended it against chance and
1:25:53
Carter. And
1:25:56
then we had a little vignette.
1:26:00
backstage with Heyman and Solo
1:26:02
and Uso where
1:26:05
Paul says, Hey, Solo, you solved the
1:26:07
problem but you didn't fix the problem.
1:26:09
Don't be merciful. And Solo takes off
1:26:12
and then Paul gets
1:26:14
up in Jimmy's ear and gives him
1:26:16
the big pitch to enter the Royal
1:26:18
Rumble and do this and that
1:26:20
and the other thing and beat Seth
1:26:22
Rollins. And
1:26:24
Heyman is captivating and brilliant
1:26:27
to listen to. So again,
1:26:29
I enjoyed hearing this little
1:26:31
soliloquy after that unfortunate
1:26:33
choice of a match they presented. But
1:26:38
then the string of soliloquy stopped,
1:26:40
Bryan, because the
1:26:43
in-ring with Lashley and the Street
1:26:45
Prophets calling out Karrion
1:26:47
Kross and what
1:26:50
is the... I haven't even remembered the
1:26:52
name of the un-intimidated ministers. What are
1:26:54
they? The Bear
1:26:56
Naked Ladies? The Final Testament. The
1:26:59
Final Testament. Apparently
1:27:04
it's a multi-parter. But
1:27:09
the Street Prophets go after the heels
1:27:11
and Scarlett jumps on Lashley and then
1:27:13
Kross stops him and the
1:27:16
heels are getting heat and they had to do
1:27:18
a... I don't even think
1:27:20
it was bringing up the microphones. I think it
1:27:22
was actual piping in of the booing because
1:27:25
you're looking at the people and they're like, sort
1:27:30
of like trying to tolerate that examination that the
1:27:32
doctor just has to give you but you didn't
1:27:34
really want to go through. How
1:27:38
is it that everything
1:27:40
that this Karrion Kross, this
1:27:42
guy and this beautiful girl get
1:27:45
involved in gets negative response? They
1:27:48
bring back the fucking cheers they
1:27:50
emitted in the previous segment. I
1:27:54
don't know. I can't explain any of this. I
1:27:56
mean even the faction. Paul
1:28:00
Ellering, what is Paul Ellering doing? Just
1:28:04
every now and then he gets on the mic, but then he doesn't even go to
1:28:06
the ring. He just stands in the back and the other guys are out there. And
1:28:10
the other guys. And the new T-shirt with
1:28:13
the cross, but you add another line to make
1:28:15
it an F for the final Testament. So
1:28:18
just the whole trying to make it some
1:28:20
kind of religious thing too. I don't know. I
1:28:22
don't know what the hell they're doing. Actually,
1:28:25
I thought that was one of those dramas
1:28:27
that they put at the end of the
1:28:29
sentence for a fucking footnote. But
1:28:32
nevertheless, we got the rematch between Austin
1:28:34
theory and Carmelo Hayes and neither one
1:28:36
of them got hurt. They actually got
1:28:39
to finish in. I
1:28:41
wondered why they started at a hundred miles
1:28:43
an hour because they were going so fast
1:28:46
that theory slipped and fell on a knee
1:28:48
lift, his own knee lift. And
1:28:51
then Carmelo Hayes fell on his ass
1:28:53
on a drop behind. But
1:28:55
then I realized they did all this shit in
1:28:57
less than two minutes before the break. And then
1:28:59
when they came back, they
1:29:02
had like 90 seconds before the fucking bell
1:29:04
and a couple
1:29:07
of big two counts and Hayes
1:29:10
nailed Waller and rolled up theory and theory
1:29:13
reversed it and hold the, held the fucking
1:29:15
tights. Boom. One, two, three. And
1:29:17
in the heels, jump right back on him
1:29:20
and suddenly music plays. And did
1:29:22
you see who it was? Brian. Do you remember who
1:29:24
it was? It was trick. It
1:29:27
was his friend trick. They've
1:29:30
been friends from way back when we used
1:29:32
to watch NXT and
1:29:34
he hit the ring and made a big comeback and
1:29:37
shit, canned all the heels. So they're,
1:29:39
they're fucking, uh, now they had a three
1:29:41
and a half minute match and they're at
1:29:44
an angle with Carmelo and a new guy
1:29:48
who made his debut. Yeah.
1:29:52
Any closing comments on that? No,
1:29:55
this Smackdown is just not that, uh, yeah.
1:29:59
Well, I mean, not even. over or under, just
1:30:01
not over or under. I'm not well. Well,
1:30:03
let's well you with the main event because that's
1:30:05
what we were all waiting for. LA
1:30:08
night and solo. And
1:30:12
you know, that's going to be a big
1:30:14
fucking, you know, main event match that they're
1:30:16
going to devote plenty of time to. So
1:30:19
immediately they get into a big fucking
1:30:22
schmoz and LA starts working on the
1:30:24
guys, you know, his thumb try
1:30:26
to nullify the spike and they, he smashes
1:30:28
it on everything and they go out to
1:30:31
the floor and solo
1:30:33
stops LA night with one blow and they
1:30:35
go to break in two minutes. I
1:30:38
mean, I've done that. Fuck. And
1:30:40
again, when they come back, you
1:30:43
know, they're minutes from going off the air,
1:30:45
but basically this isn't
1:30:47
just an angle for,
1:30:49
because they were, they didn't even use the
1:30:52
minutes that they had for, for match. A
1:30:54
little more heat and
1:30:57
LA night makes a comeback and the fans are
1:30:59
with him. They chant big, the fucking
1:31:02
yeah, heads on the desk. And then
1:31:06
suddenly you're watching LA night beat fucking
1:31:08
solo up. And from nowhere, AJ Styles
1:31:11
just fucking levels him and immediately the
1:31:13
bell rings. Deacon, nobody saw him coming.
1:31:16
Hey man, they must've dropped him in out of a
1:31:18
helicopter as heard would say. And
1:31:21
now he's beaten up LA night and
1:31:24
fucking runs him into the stairs and Uso
1:31:29
has a chair cause
1:31:31
he was in Solos corner, but he sets
1:31:33
it down and offers it to AJ. And
1:31:36
AJ slowly, now they've just completely slowed
1:31:39
it to a crawl, slowly gets the
1:31:41
chair and Solos like, yeah, hit him,
1:31:44
hit that no good LA night. And
1:31:47
so AJ beats up solo and Uso with
1:31:49
the chair. And then here comes Randy's music
1:31:52
and he hits the ring and he
1:31:54
nails Uso and AJ and drops Solos
1:31:57
on the desk and DDT's.
1:32:00
Uso and DDT's AJ
1:32:02
and RKO's AJ and
1:32:05
the crowd's ballistic for Randy. Wonder
1:32:07
why? Haven't
1:32:10
seen a fucking dominant campaign
1:32:12
like this in Sherman's March to
1:32:14
the sea. And
1:32:17
then, right as Randy's got the beauty
1:32:19
shot and his music is playing and
1:32:21
the announcers are pitching out to next
1:32:23
week. And
1:32:25
you thought, wow, that was
1:32:27
great. Boom, LA Knight comes up and gives
1:32:30
Orton the BFT and then they go off
1:32:32
the air. So
1:32:34
that was a nice little twist. But
1:32:37
I'm wondering, are they making as much
1:32:40
as I love Randy Orton, he's a star. He's
1:32:43
kicking his shit out of everybody. Are
1:32:45
they making him too invincible
1:32:48
when he's
1:32:50
just recovered from back surgery
1:32:53
and is maybe closer to
1:32:55
the end of his in-ring
1:32:57
career than he is obviously to the beginning.
1:32:59
And who are they going to
1:33:01
come up with? Can beat this fucking guy? Of
1:33:04
course, he looks great. What
1:33:07
do you think? I
1:33:10
mean, what do I think? Who's going to beat Randy Orton? Well,
1:33:13
I mean, if he is, he kind
1:33:16
of came in LA Knight with, I'm
1:33:18
not even talking about AJ, but we've
1:33:20
seen that LA Knight and
1:33:22
Cody Rhodes, now they've got CM Punk
1:33:25
and they've had a number
1:33:27
of new faces, new
1:33:29
were faces that
1:33:31
they've elevated. But Orton has come in and
1:33:33
so far, he's the one kicking his shit
1:33:35
out of everybody. Except in this
1:33:37
instance, yes, LA Knight got him from behind
1:33:39
with, goddamn, or
1:33:41
is he just running away with it because
1:33:44
he looks like a goddamn brick
1:33:46
wall and all his shit looks good when he
1:33:48
drops people on her fucking face. Yeah,
1:33:52
but LA Knight's still the most over of
1:33:55
the three. I don't know from,
1:33:58
Randy's got the He's got
1:34:00
the icon pop and the main
1:34:02
event pop and also the sympathy
1:34:04
pop from coming back from a
1:34:07
serious surgery. So
1:34:09
right now I think they're louder for him. I don't think
1:34:11
he gets that. You know, that's the one thing I disagree
1:34:13
with. I don't think Randy or a sympathy pop. I don't
1:34:15
think people look at him that way. Well,
1:34:18
I don't, I don't mean the sympathy pop, but
1:34:20
I mean the, Oh wow. We're glad we got
1:34:22
him back. Cause we might not have. Yeah. We're
1:34:24
happy. He's that the I
1:34:26
don't get it. He was like, Oh, poor Randy. I can't believe
1:34:28
he's back. I never. All
1:34:30
right. Poor, poor verbiage on my
1:34:33
part or whatever then. Uh,
1:34:36
but, but the, yes, that's, you know, that's basically
1:34:38
the deal. I bet, you know, they're glad to
1:34:40
see him. He's been there so long. He's been
1:34:42
at that level. So,
1:34:45
well, you asked me the other day, are they
1:34:48
cool in LA night off? I don't, I don't
1:34:50
think so. I think just Randy's kind of running
1:34:52
away with some of this. I
1:34:54
don't know. It does feel like there are guys that, you
1:34:57
know, not to compare to AW, but LA
1:34:59
night got really hot and then, you
1:35:02
know, things kind of come down a little bit.
1:35:05
Punk came in, it was the biggest thing ever. You
1:35:09
know, they're still kind of fitting them into
1:35:11
things. There's still a lot of stuff we
1:35:13
haven't seen, but also the rock came in
1:35:15
right behind that again, not to compare it to
1:35:17
AW when they have like punk and Danielson and Adam
1:35:19
Cole and just one after another boom, boom, boom. But
1:35:22
it does feel like some guys are
1:35:24
not, I don't know. You
1:35:27
would think that if in a world where punk did
1:35:29
not come in, let's say, and when
1:35:31
the rock did not come in, they
1:35:33
may have used LA night a little differently between
1:35:35
survivor series and now. And
1:35:38
I, yeah, I agree with that, but
1:35:40
at the same time, I don't think
1:35:42
it's too late or anything or to
1:35:45
spell doom and gloom. I think unlike
1:35:47
AW where they don't really follow up
1:35:49
and people just lose track or interest,
1:35:52
they've still featured LA night. He's just
1:35:54
in a much more crowded forest. So
1:35:56
his, his blossoms can't
1:35:59
shine. quite as brightly in
1:36:01
the middle of all is
1:36:07
that a good transition to how we
1:36:09
can relax and help
1:36:11
calm our desperate minds after all
1:36:13
the things that are going
1:36:15
on these days? Do you hear this wind behind
1:36:17
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1:36:20
do! No no. This mic is really good. Do you
1:36:22
hear the...listen to the wind. Give it a chance. Listen.
1:36:29
I could hear a mouse pissing on cotton.
1:36:31
It would sound like thunder. You
1:36:33
hear it though? You want to know and what
1:36:35
I'm just... You do! Yes you do! Yes!
1:36:38
You hear that? Look, look you hear. Instead
1:36:41
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1:36:43
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1:36:45
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1:37:10
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to fucking sleep. How
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much of it do you think was the
1:42:05
crowd? How much of it you think was
1:42:07
the wrestling? Well,
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I mean the crowd liked what the crowd
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liked and here's
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the thing, they can't hold a
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lot of this reasonably against the
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WWE as an entity now
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because if
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all of the people who were gone or all
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the people who were involved or there
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or knew of
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the things going on
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be gone, it's a
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new ownership and the boys, the talent,
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the girls, the rank and file, it's
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not their fucking fault. So
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if this
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was a deal where Vince
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still owned the company, everything was still as before,
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the whole WWE would be
1:43:01
fucked. But I don't think the crowd
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was holding back because
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the news had dampened it that much.
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I think it just wasn't
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really that fucking stirring. I mean,
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there were moments and they
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did get up for what they like and they just
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wasn't that much there that they liked or
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that we liked in this thing. The
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cake didn't rise. That's my
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opinion. And
1:43:27
the thing is, if you didn't like something, you
1:43:29
were stuck with it for a long period of
1:43:31
time because now there was only four matches. AEW
1:43:34
has 13 on a fucking pay-per-view.
1:43:36
WWE has gone down to four and
1:43:39
two of them last an hour and a half apiece. So
1:43:44
it was a four-hour show and it was a bit of
1:43:46
a slog. What
1:43:49
did Hulk Hogan add to the open? Did
1:43:51
they get some kind of Tampa
1:43:53
tourism fucking payoff to do
1:43:55
that open? I didn't see
1:43:58
the open, but in the middle of the show is watching. something
1:44:00
with Hulk Hogan. I'm like, Oh, that's interesting. I guess
1:44:02
40 years of Hulkamania. But no,
1:44:04
it was him pitching the beauty
1:44:06
of Clearwater Beach. Yeah.
1:44:08
Well, the cold open two centered on,
1:44:10
you know, not only the rumble, but
1:44:12
the, the great history of the Tampa
1:44:14
area. And I
1:44:17
saw it was a flat out commercial for, oh
1:44:19
yeah. No, that was, that was in the middle.
1:44:21
That was in the middle. Yeah. Come down and
1:44:23
visit our beaches and hang out at my store
1:44:26
and Ron Howard can fucking tell
1:44:28
you all the latest conspiracies. Brothers.
1:44:31
So anyway, they had
1:44:33
Michael Cole, Corey Graves, and they introduced
1:44:35
Pat McAfee. McAfee was back on commentary.
1:44:37
So a three man booth for this
1:44:40
one, but they led with
1:44:42
the women's Royal Rumble match.
1:44:44
And Brian, I
1:44:47
think if anybody doubts what you comments
1:44:49
you've made in the last several
1:44:52
days on one of these programs about
1:44:56
basically there not being a lot of depth in
1:44:59
anybody's women's division. Did this prove it?
1:45:02
Did this prove it? It
1:45:05
proved that there are a lot of women who it
1:45:09
seems are taught how to do moves or move
1:45:11
around, but aren't really taught how to work. And
1:45:16
there are a few women who really stand out.
1:45:19
You say, geez, that person's a star. And
1:45:23
then there's a lot of women just running through moves.
1:45:25
And not
1:45:28
everyone works at the same speed or could
1:45:31
do what's in their mind. And it ends up being a sloppy
1:45:33
mess at times. The crowd wasn't
1:45:35
really into it, but to be fair, they weren't really
1:45:37
in the much throughout the whole show.
1:45:40
It was a weird stadium crowd.
1:45:44
But I mean, with the, you mentioned
1:45:46
they can do moves. A lot of
1:45:48
it is adapting their cheerleading routines
1:45:51
to throw somebody down on
1:45:54
the mat instead of having them land back on
1:45:56
their feet. And otherwise that's the wrestling. And
1:45:59
the show. It's just so much like running,
1:46:01
like getting in just right away, running and
1:46:03
doing the move that you rehearsed. And herky
1:46:06
jerkiness. Yeah. There's
1:46:08
a lot of that. So I'll
1:46:10
give the, the participants in
1:46:12
order from one on down.
1:46:16
Natalia, Naomi,
1:46:18
she's back. Didn't bring the flying
1:46:21
burrito brothers. Bailey.
1:46:25
Candy LaRue, Jordan
1:46:27
Grace from TNA with the belt. Remember
1:46:29
they did that with Mickey James last
1:46:31
time. So they've said, okay, you
1:46:34
know, TNA is no threat. So we'll do
1:46:36
something with it. Hold on. Let's talk about that real quick. I
1:46:38
actually thought she was pretty good in there, all things considered, but
1:46:42
WWE working with TNA. It's
1:46:44
a very interesting time. Again, new ownership,
1:46:48
things happening with new Japan, Tony
1:46:50
working with different promotions throughout the years, calls
1:46:52
it the forbidden door. It's
1:46:56
an interesting time for WWE and their new management
1:46:58
to be working with other companies. I,
1:47:01
but, but they did this last year with
1:47:03
Mickey James, remember? And then they ended up
1:47:05
with Nick Aldis, who they're, they're married. He
1:47:07
and Mickey, you know, coming into the company.
1:47:10
Um, Mickey's now, is she working with
1:47:12
TNA? Is that where she's working? Or
1:47:14
no, I said Aldis came in. Aldis, well,
1:47:17
no, Mickey was in TNA last
1:47:19
year and appeared in the Rumble. Or two
1:47:21
years ago, maybe. Two years. Well, I thought
1:47:23
it was last year. Was it last year?
1:47:25
I don't know. Point is there's precedent. And
1:47:29
I mean, it's, you
1:47:31
know, did a lot of people there know who the fuck
1:47:34
TNA is much less Jordan Grace. I
1:47:37
think it's a bigger deal to the smart fans than
1:47:39
it is to the general population. And
1:47:42
again, they, they don't see them as any
1:47:44
threats. So if, if yes, if there's some
1:47:46
kind of talent exchange on a
1:47:49
limited basis, I don't see them going the whole
1:47:51
hog with it because who
1:47:53
is TNA got that the
1:47:56
WWE has an embarrassment of riches right now
1:47:58
on the roster and why would they. want
1:48:00
to bring somebody in part-time and focus on
1:48:02
them. I
1:48:05
remember in 95 or whatever it was, Dick Murdoch showed
1:48:07
up in the Royal Rumble. There was always... What?
1:48:10
No, Murdoch was working there. Murdoch
1:48:13
worked there for close to a
1:48:15
year and didn't do anything. They just, they
1:48:17
brought him to, well, a couple of times they
1:48:19
brought him to TV. They, see,
1:48:22
that was what saved me right before I
1:48:26
went up there full-time. I was just,
1:48:28
I was tired out from Knoxville and Smoky
1:48:30
Mount Wrestling and I'd go up there. And
1:48:34
at that point in time, I wasn't doing a
1:48:36
ton on camera.
1:48:39
But basically
1:48:41
it was a chance to talk to
1:48:43
Dick Murdoch and fucking hear bullshit, funny
1:48:45
old stories was the most entertaining thing
1:48:47
about the TVs during 95-ish. Um,
1:48:50
but he worked there for a long time. They
1:48:54
couldn't figure out anything to do with him. But
1:48:57
everybody liked having him around it. I think Vince
1:49:00
just said, ah, if that's Murdoch fucking Payne,
1:49:02
we'll do something eventually and
1:49:05
then they didn't, but
1:49:07
he was there for quite a while. Anyway,
1:49:11
um, so after old
1:49:14
Jordan Grace was Indy
1:49:16
Hartwell, Oscar,
1:49:19
Ivy Nile, Katana
1:49:22
Chance, Bianca Belair,
1:49:24
she woke him up a little bit. She got
1:49:26
a pop. See, that's part of the problem. A
1:49:28
lot of these women got introduced and their music
1:49:30
was really loud and no one moved and no
1:49:32
one made a sound. And when the music went
1:49:34
down, it was silence. Sanencio!
1:49:37
That's a weird, it's a weird reaction.
1:49:40
It's hard to not focus
1:49:42
on that when everyone starts getting that weird reaction.
1:49:44
But then like you said, the stars like Beyonce
1:49:46
got a big pop. And
1:49:48
then we would carry Sane,
1:49:51
Tegan Knox, Caden Carter, Chelsea
1:49:53
Green, Piper Niven, Ziya
1:49:56
Lee, Zelina Vega.
1:50:00
Model girl from fucking Dupree
1:50:02
models, she fucked up her
1:50:05
first spot. And
1:50:08
just fucking, they all fell
1:50:10
in a heap. Nia
1:50:13
Jax, people kind of went, oh,
1:50:15
instead of yay, it's like, oh, this
1:50:17
could go either way. She moved like a glacier.
1:50:19
Hey, at least she's presented like a star. You can
1:50:21
always give her that. They present her
1:50:23
like she's, you know, better than she is, but they present her
1:50:26
like a star and the fans at least act like it. So
1:50:29
really we've got Nia, we've got
1:50:32
Bianca and number
1:50:35
20 in was Shazi. And
1:50:37
basically we've had Nia and Bianca
1:50:39
that people take as stars. And
1:50:42
then here came Becky Lynch. And
1:50:45
again, they like hers. Now we got three out of 21.
1:50:49
And then Alba Fire and Shayna
1:50:51
Baszler and Valerie Halla.
1:50:56
And then one of the biggest responses
1:50:58
so far was when R-Truth came to
1:51:00
the ring. He ran past
1:51:03
old Val Halla and
1:51:05
was going, where's all the guys? He was
1:51:08
trying to enter the women's rumble, thinking that
1:51:10
was his number for the men's rumble or
1:51:12
whatever the fuck. And
1:51:14
he looks around and Nia shit cans him
1:51:16
and then Pierce kicks him out of ringside.
1:51:19
And then Val rolls in and Nia shit cans her
1:51:22
too. And
1:51:24
then she runs after the truth. Yeah.
1:51:28
She can't handle the truth.
1:51:30
I'm sorry to say it. I'm very
1:51:33
sorry to say it. I
1:51:35
am entertained by the R-Truth stuff. He's
1:51:37
so committed to the stupidity. I'm
1:51:41
entertained by it. I'm so entertained by just how committed he
1:51:43
is to this. It
1:51:49
was a highlight of the match so far. And
1:51:53
unfortunately you are correct. And
1:51:56
then Mia Yim. And then
1:51:59
Zoey Stark. And then
1:52:01
Roxanne Perez. And then we're
1:52:03
up to number 28. Jane
1:52:06
Cargill makes her debut.
1:52:09
Jade. Or Jade. Although
1:52:12
Michael Cole sounded I called her Jane. Well,
1:52:16
they may change it slightly, you
1:52:18
know, just so they can trademark the thing.
1:52:20
No, Jade's a star. Um,
1:52:22
she goes into the ring, has a face off
1:52:24
with Nia Jax
1:52:26
and Fireman carries her
1:52:29
and drops her kind of awkwardly, but gets
1:52:31
a big pop. And
1:52:33
then picked her up for a slam and dumped her
1:52:35
over the top rope and got a huge pop. And
1:52:38
then she fought with Becky. And
1:52:41
that so that, you know, then she ran
1:52:43
into the post and they were all selling.
1:52:45
So out could come Tiffany Stratton. Whoever
1:52:48
the fuck that maybe she looked like seven other
1:52:50
girls in the match. And then that's my favorite
1:52:52
spot. Everyone lay in a corner. Yeah.
1:52:55
Just lay in a corner. Here comes a girl. And
1:52:57
then number 30 was Liv Morgan. We
1:53:01
got to put up with this again. She
1:53:03
came down all minute
1:53:06
and we were an hour and 10 minutes into the
1:53:09
pay-per-view and there was still like eight or 10 girls
1:53:11
in the match. And finally
1:53:13
it got down to Bailey and Liv and,
1:53:15
and miss Cargill.
1:53:18
And that's where
1:53:21
I'm like, what the fuck? Poor
1:53:23
Jane. Jane
1:53:27
who thought that it was going to be
1:53:29
a good idea for her to try to
1:53:31
work with Liv Morgan because she's green, but
1:53:33
she looks like a star and Liv is
1:53:35
rotten. And it looked like two women fighting
1:53:37
in a zero gravity simulator at NASA. Just,
1:53:42
and then they got stuck in the ropes.
1:53:44
The Cargill and Morgan get stuck in the
1:53:46
ropes while Morgan's trying to give her finish
1:53:49
and Cargill catches her. And
1:53:51
Bailey runs at them and had to
1:53:53
backdrop herself over both of them to
1:53:56
the apron because nothing else happened. Bailey
1:53:59
just ran and. vaulted over him. And
1:54:02
then, Charlie Cook. There
1:54:05
you go. What a split legged
1:54:07
leap though. And
1:54:10
then Cargill
1:54:12
dumps live over the top to the
1:54:14
apron barely. And then Bailey
1:54:18
and live pull Jane
1:54:21
over to the apron
1:54:23
and they have a sloppy struggle.
1:54:25
And now at this point, Ms. Cargill
1:54:27
is holding her top up with one
1:54:29
hand because it's almost coming out. And
1:54:33
Liv knocked her to the floor and then
1:54:35
Bailey pushes live to the floor. So Bailey
1:54:37
won. Ms.
1:54:40
Cargill was in for too long. And what
1:54:42
the fuck does anybody see in Liv Morgan?
1:54:47
Is my thought after an hour and 20
1:54:49
minutes, we determined a winner in the first
1:54:51
match. Well,
1:54:54
if Morgan's pretty. She's got weed, drives
1:54:57
fast. That's
1:55:00
dope. That's dope. Badass. Um,
1:55:04
I was really happy to see Jade here. I was
1:55:06
hoping that she would be in this because
1:55:08
I see some of the other women who get used on TV
1:55:10
and she's not that bad. So there's
1:55:13
no reason for her to still be hidden and away. It
1:55:15
started out great. And they were putting her over
1:55:18
and then it was too long with girls that
1:55:20
came. Is this a, if you're
1:55:22
not, and again, wrestling today is so much different than it
1:55:24
used to be in just in terms of experience and how
1:55:26
often you do things. But if
1:55:29
you're relatively inexperienced, even
1:55:32
though Jade's been on TV and working for a
1:55:34
W for several years, relatively
1:55:36
inexperienced, is
1:55:38
it hard to be in a situation like a
1:55:41
battle Royal or a Royal Rumble where there's yes,
1:55:43
people everywhere, you don't know what to, not
1:55:45
that you don't know what to do, but there's a lot to be done. Yes,
1:55:48
it's crowded and some time, and you can't call
1:55:50
all of that. A lot of times somebody will
1:55:52
go to guy or girl would go to somebody
1:55:55
say, okay, let's do our spot, but in the
1:55:57
meantime, they're having to keep while
1:56:00
they're setting up their spot that they pre-arranged
1:56:02
and that's where you get a lot of
1:56:04
this wild swinging or grabbing and whispering or
1:56:07
what I don't know what the fuck's going
1:56:09
on. But yeah,
1:56:12
and Cargill was
1:56:14
the same as Mark
1:56:16
Marrow in WCW.
1:56:20
In AEW, they taught her to go
1:56:22
out and have seven-minute matches with girls
1:56:24
that aren't really good. Sometimes
1:56:27
they didn't last that long and it
1:56:30
was all about putting her
1:56:32
over as unbeatable. That's all he
1:56:35
did with Mark Marrow was teach him how
1:56:37
to beat Johnny B. Bad, have the eight-minute
1:56:39
match and work the gimmick and they
1:56:42
have to be completely... It's
1:56:44
worse than starting from scratch because you've learned
1:56:47
bad habits. Obviously,
1:56:50
Marrow never recovered but hopefully
1:56:53
Jane will. And
1:56:55
now with Bayley, they have the story, will she challenge
1:56:58
her fellow damage control friend EO
1:57:01
Skye? Or will
1:57:03
she challenge Rhea Ripley? Boy,
1:57:05
she better keep Rhea Ripley's name out of
1:57:07
her fucking mouth. Well, Bayley's good. Well,
1:57:10
yeah, but again, that
1:57:12
makes natural sense for Bayley. The
1:57:16
other girls have been conspiring somewhat
1:57:18
against her or clicking up
1:57:20
with each other in her group and that makes sense
1:57:22
with that but I don't want to see Bayley against
1:57:25
Rhea Ripley because it stretches credulity
1:57:28
that she could give Rhea any kind
1:57:30
of contest, doesn't it? Boy,
1:57:33
they need Charlotte back sooner than later. That's
1:57:35
gonna be nine more months or whatever. Anyway,
1:57:40
can we move on? Yes.
1:57:44
The four-way title match
1:57:46
was... and
1:57:49
they did a nice history package, right? And
1:57:51
we get a lot of filler
1:57:53
even on these paper
1:57:57
views now between the plugs and the different...
1:58:00
things. The
1:58:02
girls' rumble was out at
1:58:04
an hour 20 minutes into the show and
1:58:06
by the time they did a history package
1:58:08
and got the four-way title match entrances in
1:58:11
the ring and the introductions for that match done,
1:58:13
it was 20 fucking minutes
1:58:16
in between. So
1:58:21
and also during LA, before LA
1:58:23
Knight's entrance, they
1:58:25
cut from AJ Stiles' entrance to
1:58:27
an LA Knight and Bianca Belair
1:58:30
Slim Jim commercial shot on location
1:58:32
some fucking where with actors. We
1:58:35
got a commercial in the middle of the introductions. Do
1:58:37
they do that in the UFC? I
1:58:43
haven't watched the UFC in a while. I
1:58:45
don't remember them going from, you know,
1:58:48
and here's the next competitor coming into the Octagon
1:58:51
and all of a sudden that guy they're
1:58:53
playing a fucking commercial for goddamn Reesey
1:58:56
Cups or whatever. Anyway,
1:58:59
when they rang the bell for
1:59:02
this match, obviously
1:59:04
as I said 20 minutes after
1:59:06
the previous match had ended, it's
1:59:09
a four-way. AJ Stiles,
1:59:11
LA Knight, Randy Orton and Roman
1:59:13
Reigns for the title and
1:59:16
you can't really
1:59:19
describe the play-by-play on this or what
1:59:21
the story was that was being told
1:59:23
because it's, while as
1:59:25
we've established it's a great idea to
1:59:27
have four of your
1:59:29
top guys or maybe the four top guys
1:59:31
fight for the title, that's
1:59:34
a great idea but then you have to
1:59:36
have the match. And these
1:59:39
guys are, they're all over
1:59:42
and their work is
1:59:44
excellent, great technically and
1:59:46
these guys probably do a four-way match
1:59:48
as well as you can do a
1:59:50
four-way match but it's moves, it's not
1:59:52
a match. You can't suspend your disbelief,
1:59:55
the rules are ridiculous, people
1:59:57
just jump in and begin working.
2:00:00
wailing away on fucking people in the match
2:00:02
that are not in the match and the
2:00:04
referee has turned around because it's no disqualification.
2:00:07
You can beat a guy who's not the champion
2:00:09
and still win the title. So
2:00:12
I just, I can't, I
2:00:14
can't, but I
2:00:16
love all these guys. Well, I like, I
2:00:18
love everybody but AJ. I kind of like
2:00:20
AJ. Uh,
2:00:23
but as far as being the top level
2:00:25
guy, he was the, the
2:00:27
one that you figured if they were going to
2:00:29
beat anybody, they should beat him and eventually
2:00:31
that's what happened, but
2:00:34
you know, they're having their
2:00:36
match and then they just take
2:00:38
these right turns where
2:00:42
solo comes out and pulls the referee to the
2:00:44
floor to break the count when it looks like
2:00:46
Horton was going to win the thing and beat
2:00:48
Roman. And then solo spikes
2:00:50
Orton and it gets in the ring and spikes
2:00:52
LA night and puts
2:00:54
LA night on top of Orton and the referee's
2:00:57
just walking around a limping and the announcers are
2:00:59
saying, well, it's no disqualification. So you
2:01:01
can't do anything about this. And
2:01:04
then solo charges, AJ, but AJ
2:01:07
moves and solo goes through the
2:01:09
barricade. And
2:01:11
then AJ blasts Roman and covers all three of
2:01:13
them and all three of them kick out and
2:01:16
then it just, that's the
2:01:18
thing. Everybody's got to hit their
2:01:21
goddamn move in turn. They use a chair.
2:01:25
And then finally LA night hits the belly
2:01:27
to back hits the LA elbow on Roman goes for
2:01:30
the BFT so many initials here, but
2:01:34
Roman pushes LA into AJ and
2:01:36
then Superman punches
2:01:38
LA and then Spears, AJ one, two,
2:01:40
three. So
2:01:44
for a four way match of any kind,
2:01:46
it was fine, but for a dramatic world
2:01:50
championship wrestling match between a
2:01:52
dominant champion and a fucking
2:01:55
fireball challenger or whatever, it's not close to
2:01:57
what you can do there in a single
2:01:59
man. It just it
2:02:01
just happens till it quits happening. Am
2:02:04
I being too hard on it? Again,
2:02:07
the crowd reactions hurt things all night, I think.
2:02:10
Especially here. I thought the action really got interesting
2:02:12
towards the end. If you can get past the fact
2:02:14
that it was a sloppy mess. The
2:02:17
way things were kind of timed and the way big moves
2:02:19
were hit. Yes, they were doing it very
2:02:22
well. They were doing it really well, especially at the
2:02:24
end. Although the finish kind of fell a
2:02:26
little flat. I
2:02:29
don't know you couldn't have that Roman beat one person and
2:02:31
just had a good singles match. It's
2:02:33
kind of a waste of a few of these guys.
2:02:35
The Rumble could have used them quite frankly. I
2:02:38
mean, you know this was... When
2:02:41
we first started doing the monthly pay-per-views
2:02:43
whenever that fucking was. And
2:02:46
in it right when in early 96 when
2:02:48
I joined they had they'd started they'd been
2:02:50
six months by that point when I joined
2:02:52
the creative team. And
2:02:55
this would have been what
2:02:57
Vince would have described in those days
2:03:00
as like the in-your-house main event or
2:03:02
the B level paper like a February
2:03:04
pay-per-view or a
2:03:06
May pay-per-view. Don't
2:03:09
waste your big singles match that will
2:03:11
really draw the money in that everybody
2:03:13
wants to see. Give
2:03:16
them a multiple person match or whatever. But
2:03:19
this is the Royal Rumble. How much bigger can
2:03:21
you get? So
2:03:26
it's just a lot of these things have become
2:03:28
habits because they've been doing it for so long.
2:03:31
And unfortunately, I think now that is bred upon
2:03:33
itself to where they just think well, this is
2:03:36
the way we've always done it. And
2:03:40
everybody just expects, okay, we don't really
2:03:44
care about seeing the
2:03:46
match up between Ali and Frazier as much
2:03:49
as we care about seeing six
2:03:51
guys with boxing gloves in there swinging away at
2:03:53
each other with chairs. It's
2:03:56
not the big match anymore. It's just
2:03:58
the fucking overbooked match. Yeah,
2:04:02
I don't know. Did you know
2:04:05
what? It was like they wanted Roman on this show and
2:04:07
they wanted these guys on the show, but who
2:04:10
comes out of this match for the better, really? It's not
2:04:13
really – it doesn't really feel like a big Roman – Roman
2:04:15
Wayans. Roman Wayans wins. Roman Wayans wins?
2:04:18
It doesn't feel like one of those. I mean,
2:04:21
no one's talking about Roman Reigns' match or anything. He
2:04:23
was hardly in this. All the
2:04:26
attention was on which of the other three was going
2:04:28
to fight each other or fuck each other around. But,
2:04:32
you know, that's the thing is, if
2:04:35
you like all
2:04:37
of these guys doing all of their moves
2:04:39
to everybody, and they gave it at least
2:04:41
some element. It's not like one of the
2:04:44
trampoline Cowboys productions over in
2:04:47
the Indies or AEW, same
2:04:49
thing. Whereas at
2:04:51
least AJ is
2:04:53
in a gray area now where
2:04:55
he's being heelish. LA Knight
2:04:58
and Randy Orton, even
2:05:00
though they're both full-fledged babyfaces, still have
2:05:03
a reason that they
2:05:05
can grate on each other because LA's
2:05:07
a new guy. He's come in since Orton was gone.
2:05:09
They don't know each other. And then Roman's full-fledged heel
2:05:12
and blah, blah, blah. So
2:05:14
there are at least the right dynamics in this,
2:05:16
but it's not just a
2:05:19
spot-fest per se where
2:05:21
everybody's doing ridiculous vaulting and aggressive
2:05:23
parkour, but it just – it doesn't
2:05:26
make sense as a wrestling match. You
2:05:28
can't. You said AJ's
2:05:30
in a gray area. I understand he's very big
2:05:32
with the gray community. What
2:05:35
do you mean the gray community? What
2:05:38
are you talking about? So
2:05:42
now we're two hours into the program,
2:05:44
and we have literally seen the end
2:05:46
of the second match, right? So
2:05:49
we go to the U.S. title match with
2:05:51
Logan Paul and Kevin Owens, and this
2:05:54
time it was only 15 minutes from the end
2:05:56
of the world title match to the beginning of this
2:05:58
match. But now
2:06:03
you've got two guys in a single match that
2:06:05
have to follow four of the biggest stars in
2:06:07
the company that had to follow 30 fucking
2:06:09
girls for an hour and a half. So
2:06:13
maybe that might be why the crowd
2:06:15
was petering
2:06:17
out by this point. And it's been two
2:06:19
hours already, right? So
2:06:23
Owens as, as advertised.
2:06:25
And as he said, he didn't have a cast
2:06:27
on his hand. He was wearing a wrist support
2:06:30
and some black tape and
2:06:32
he was throwing left-handed chops, but Logan
2:06:36
Paul is getting raves
2:06:38
and from everybody and he should. He's
2:06:41
a natural. He
2:06:43
was able to take over and work
2:06:46
on the hand, get heat on the hand.
2:06:48
He unwrapped the tape like an old timer.
2:06:51
I mean, after Logan Paul got his
2:06:53
ass kicked and he can sell and his
2:06:57
timing, his athleticism, his
2:07:00
heel attitude. And when he's getting
2:07:02
the heel on the bad hand, the waist,
2:07:04
twisting the finger, he gets little things that
2:07:07
are not honestly easy
2:07:10
for a lot of aspiring wrestling
2:07:13
school students and even professionals to pick
2:07:16
up on. It's just
2:07:18
amazing how far he's come with this, but
2:07:21
great heel heat. And
2:07:24
then Owens made a left-handed comeback, couple
2:07:26
cannon balls and a frog splash. And
2:07:28
they start going into their big moves
2:07:30
and two counts and trading
2:07:33
the Swanton's. And
2:07:35
finally, Logan Paul hit the big right
2:07:37
hand, boom, and dropped
2:07:40
him and cover one to two
2:07:42
count and Logan Paul, oh shit.
2:07:46
His big move didn't, didn't work. Didn't
2:07:48
pay off. And
2:07:50
then here comes one of Logan Paul's, I
2:07:53
get his internet stooges, his YouTube show,
2:07:55
wherever is a guy in
2:07:58
a white shirt to the average person. Yes,
2:08:00
he's always identified as one
2:08:03
of Logan Paul's consorts, or
2:08:06
cohorts. I
2:08:08
better look consort up before I use that again.
2:08:11
Anyways, security blocks this guy off,
2:08:14
but here comes Austin Theory and
2:08:16
Grayson Waller. And
2:08:18
Theory slips Logan Paul the Nux, but as
2:08:20
he tries to stand up and use him,
2:08:23
Owens grabs him and takes him away, and
2:08:26
nails Logan Paul with the Nux and
2:08:28
covers him, and the
2:08:30
referee counts one, two, and points
2:08:33
at the knuckles on Owens' hand and
2:08:35
sees him and calls for the disqualification.
2:08:39
Oh, boo! And actually, I
2:08:41
like that. It
2:08:43
was a nice fucking wrestling finish from
2:08:47
back in the old days. And the
2:08:49
program isn't over. It's obvious because not
2:08:51
only from that finish, but then Owens
2:08:55
jumped Logan Paul and power-bombed
2:08:57
him through the desk. I wouldn't have done
2:08:59
that. I'd have left with the fucking prick
2:09:01
having some heat because
2:09:04
then that makes Owens, what are
2:09:07
they going to have next? Maybe a taped fist
2:09:09
match. I don't give a shit, but
2:09:12
they get heat on the heel for cheating
2:09:14
and winning, and then the baby face gets
2:09:16
to fucking power-bomb him or whatever through a
2:09:18
desk. It
2:09:20
wasn't bad, and Logan
2:09:22
Paul is... I'm
2:09:24
a huge fan. He's another
2:09:27
top guy in this category. Instead
2:09:29
of getting over as a wrestler to become a major star,
2:09:31
he got over as a star and then became
2:09:34
a wrestler, but he's the
2:09:37
furthest thing from bad at it. So I can't
2:09:39
knock him. Your thoughts? I
2:09:41
thought it was all right. The
2:09:44
crowd reactions again hurt the match. I
2:09:46
don't know who this guy was. Again, I don't follow
2:09:49
the world of Logan Paul. I guess if you
2:09:51
do, you know who he was, but he was just a guy
2:09:53
in a white shirt. It
2:09:56
was a clever... I thought it was a pretty clever finish. I thought
2:09:58
it was well done. Logan
2:10:01
Paul doesn't seem out of place in there. You
2:10:04
know, you know, that's a dusty spot by the way.
2:10:06
And I know he might've stolen from Eddie Graham, but
2:10:10
remember the referee catching something on
2:10:12
you. The referee catching something rock
2:10:14
and roll. And midnight, we
2:10:16
did a version of it two different ways. One,
2:10:18
I would get in and whack
2:10:21
somebody with the racket. But
2:10:23
when I put my heel on top
2:10:26
of the guy knocked out, I would accidentally leave
2:10:28
the racket to go get the referee and revive
2:10:30
him. So he could count one, two, and then
2:10:32
he, his hand would come down for the three,
2:10:34
but he grabbed the racket and hold it up
2:10:36
and people would go crazy. And
2:10:39
another big Bubba would come in and give
2:10:41
the Bubba slam to
2:10:43
Ricky Morton, but his
2:10:45
hat would fall off and he'd roll out
2:10:47
of the ring real quickly. And
2:10:49
I'd slide the referee in and the referee count
2:10:51
one, two, and grabbed the fucking
2:10:53
hat. And as soon as
2:10:55
he would hold it up, everybody would fucking go cray,
2:10:58
yes, yes. And then there you go. And
2:11:01
that was, that was a dusty, but
2:11:03
anyway, um, you know,
2:11:06
that's, that's the thing is
2:11:08
that, you
2:11:10
know, it's a creative wrestling finish that we used to
2:11:12
get in the old days that would necessitate a rematch
2:11:15
or a DQ or just a way to get out
2:11:17
of something and go to the next thing. It's,
2:11:21
it's, it's a nice little throwback. It
2:11:23
makes some sense here because they're obviously
2:11:25
going to have another match. So we
2:11:28
shall see. Are
2:11:31
you ready to rumble, Brian? Yeah.
2:11:34
Once again, only four matches here on
2:11:36
this show, three matches in the row. Hey,
2:11:39
it's been the 1920s since
2:11:41
there were two fucking matches an hour and a half
2:11:43
long on a fucking wrestling show though, hadn't it? How
2:11:46
could you have six or seven matches when two of them
2:11:48
last an hour and a half a piece? That's a good
2:11:50
point. So
2:11:53
the men's raw
2:11:55
rumble is what we were most anticipatory
2:11:58
of because. we want
2:12:00
to see it with punk, with Cody, maybe
2:12:03
even, you know, Gunther as a dark horse
2:12:05
or Drew McIntyre, what's the, there was different
2:12:07
ways they could go here with this. And,
2:12:11
but at the same time, you got
2:12:15
30 guys, you got 30 spots to
2:12:17
fill. And
2:12:21
I mean, I know there were always underneath
2:12:23
guys that were booked in the Royal Rumble,
2:12:25
some as fodder for the Giants, some as
2:12:28
just a break to settle people down for
2:12:30
the next big peak. But it
2:12:33
seems like even the middle-card
2:12:35
guys in the 80s, late
2:12:37
80s and through the 90s, the attitude
2:12:39
era, were
2:12:42
more over with people, had more
2:12:44
interest, had more reaction,
2:12:46
enough to keep this thing going
2:12:49
to where people
2:12:51
were caring instead of just, again, it wasn't
2:12:53
as bad as the girls Royal Rumble, where
2:12:55
the 30 girls and four of
2:12:57
them got a reaction. But
2:13:00
there was, there's,
2:13:02
it's showing the weaknesses of the roster here
2:13:04
in a few of these. Not
2:13:07
necessarily they're bad talents, but
2:13:09
people don't care necessarily about what
2:13:11
they're doing. Does that make sense to you? You
2:13:14
know, I was really looking forward
2:13:16
to this match specifically and there's
2:13:18
a letdown for me and I guess it's so weird,
2:13:20
I get the crowd reaction, the crowd not reacting to
2:13:22
a lot, hurt things, but there
2:13:25
are just a lot of people who run out there and when
2:13:29
you really think about it, why, what
2:13:31
has been presented of them to
2:13:33
make someone care about them? They have a
2:13:35
name that's slapped on them, not even a gimmick, just a
2:13:37
name and they run out
2:13:39
there. Here's Frederick Stevens,
2:13:42
here he is. Here's
2:13:44
Mr. Poppetheim. You know, there's not a lot
2:13:46
of people that are actually over and get
2:13:48
reactions and I'm sure we'll talk about it.
2:13:51
Once again, our truth got one of the biggest
2:13:53
reactions of the whole night during this match. Well,
2:13:55
but also you miss
2:13:57
Pat Patterson. Pat was there for those 90. rumbles
2:14:00
that were nail biters. You miss Pat
2:14:02
Patterson a situation like this because I
2:14:06
think Cody made a big comeback when
2:14:08
he got in. Gunther had shit to
2:14:10
do. Bron
2:14:12
Breakker was phenomenal. To me
2:14:14
it was the Bron Breakker
2:14:16
show because we're getting a glimpse of
2:14:18
the future. But
2:14:20
Pat knew how to set shit up where
2:14:22
when a guy hit the right people were
2:14:25
in the ring for to feed him, for
2:14:27
him to make an impact, for him to chuck
2:14:30
out. Another thing,
2:14:33
I've had guys in several royal rumbles
2:14:36
that I've managed and
2:14:38
they go get to the fucking ring
2:14:41
or burn in daylight. Everybody
2:14:43
walked to the ring for the
2:14:45
most part. Sometimes they'd get, you
2:14:48
know, they'd get close and then
2:14:50
they'd run, put on a spurt of
2:14:52
energy. Cody
2:14:54
had to wait for his fucking pyro and
2:14:56
his whoa! But it's
2:14:58
like there's so much time being taken for
2:15:01
them to go in this stadium down this
2:15:03
long aisle. It just,
2:15:05
it doesn't have the pace that it used to.
2:15:07
So we started out with...
2:15:10
It started on 90 seconds now, not two minutes.
2:15:13
I thought it was two minutes still. 90
2:15:15
seconds I think. Well goddamn then
2:15:18
how does it end up lasting so
2:15:20
fucking long? Hawaiian
2:15:23
Brian time. Oh
2:15:26
no, no worries bro. Um,
2:15:29
or bra? It's bro in New York
2:15:32
and it's bra out there, isn't it?
2:15:34
Out where? In Hawaii. Out there
2:15:37
in Hawaii? Is it bra or bra? I mean
2:15:39
maybe amongst the the Howleys like you, I don't
2:15:41
know if the Islanders are actually talking the way
2:15:43
you are. Well, whether it
2:15:45
be bra, bro, or bra. They
2:15:49
didn't really bro out here either. That's kind of
2:15:51
a misconception based on one notorious
2:15:54
person who... One disreputable
2:15:56
individual who's poisoned the
2:15:58
pool for... everybody. I've never
2:16:01
called you bro ever. That was
2:16:04
the brothers. Uso started out J number one
2:16:06
and Jimmy number two, and they had a
2:16:08
match back and forth and that was a
2:16:10
nice way to start out, but
2:16:13
then the number three was Grayson Waller and he's
2:16:16
got a microphone. He's cutting a promo on the
2:16:18
way to the ring. It
2:16:20
doesn't do anything for the energy level. And
2:16:24
then number four, their surprise debut.
2:16:26
Imagine this when you know who
2:16:28
won the contract on Drade
2:16:31
has returned. Uh,
2:16:34
it didn't work when he punched Sammy Guevara in the
2:16:36
face. He had to sit home and take almost a
2:16:39
year of Tony cons additional money. And
2:16:43
then number five was Carmelo Hayes. And
2:16:45
at least at that point, Carmelo dumped
2:16:48
Waller. I was like, okay, things are
2:16:50
looking up. And
2:16:53
I'm watching this in real time. I'm
2:16:55
not zipping ahead, which is why
2:16:57
it was so burdensome. Number
2:17:00
six was Nakamura. Number
2:17:03
seven was Escobar. Number eight was carrying
2:17:05
cross. And I swear to God, I
2:17:07
was nodding off at this point to
2:17:09
begin with, but when
2:17:11
cross entered the crowd went to sleep. And
2:17:15
at that point I did pause it because Harley
2:17:17
needed to poop. And
2:17:20
I took her out instead, instead of
2:17:23
watching whatever cross was doing. That's how I understood. I
2:17:25
was, we were three hours into the show
2:17:28
at this point and we ain't got 10 guys
2:17:30
in the men's rumble. So
2:17:33
then we
2:17:35
came back from Harley's booping session and
2:17:39
number nine was Dominic Mysterio and
2:17:41
finally somebody woke these people up because they
2:17:43
don't like Dom and they like to boo
2:17:45
him. And
2:17:49
that woke the people up.
2:17:51
And then number 10 was
2:17:53
Carlito and he got a nice
2:17:55
little reaction when he leveled.
2:18:00
One of the fuck and he Ozark air member
2:18:02
and grabbed the apple out and bit it and
2:18:04
then. Split. The Apple and
2:18:06
Escobar space and dumped him. So.
2:18:09
People like that. But.
2:18:12
In a quiet back down. And
2:18:15
number eleven was Bobby Lashley and Harry. Everybody
2:18:17
was walking down like they're going to get
2:18:19
to mail. And.
2:18:21
At least when Bobby got close
2:18:24
their a fuck enrolled in any
2:18:26
speared several people and he eliminated
2:18:28
Carlito and Cross. And.
2:18:31
That's what they they always have. And
2:18:34
is goes back to a Pat Patterson blueprint
2:18:36
but. Would. You gotta physically dominant
2:18:38
guy that you give a fuck, a big
2:18:40
guy. Whatever that you give a fuck about,
2:18:42
use and. In any way, you
2:18:44
always give them a good. Impactful.
2:18:47
Entrance into the Royal Rumble and they have to
2:18:49
dump a couple people. So.
2:18:52
This was the first. Exhibition
2:18:54
of that but then cross on the
2:18:56
floor. Pulled.
2:18:58
Lastly out over the top rope. And
2:19:01
the A O P. What does it
2:19:03
stand for? again? Age of. Authors.
2:19:07
Of pills metics for authors
2:19:10
of pain. Whatever.
2:19:12
They beat him up until a street profits
2:19:14
come out nagin a big fight and nobody
2:19:16
really cared and the crowd as they fought
2:19:18
back. Down. The our way
2:19:20
but you have. A God
2:19:22
it's been eliminated. Pulling.
2:19:25
A guy out slaton front of the fuck and
2:19:27
referee and again they say well we cater
2:19:29
think about it. Has. That
2:19:31
president been sent. His
2:19:34
understand a distraction by the gown
2:19:36
he outside. And and somebody
2:19:38
and said dumps the guy but have we.
2:19:41
Set. Didn't vader. Do.
2:19:44
That in the Royal Rumble and Ninety
2:19:46
Six. And. It didn't count.
2:19:50
What? Is your question of what counts? If
2:19:52
somebody that's already been eliminated can just get
2:19:54
it involves some run out loud or just
2:19:56
pull people out or whatever. I feel it
2:19:58
at one point out. Was. Something
2:20:01
they did not allow that as other points
2:20:03
or something may just allow for whatever reason.
2:20:05
I've as and again, it's been twenty
2:20:07
my god, twenty eight years now. But
2:20:09
in the Ninety Six rumble, I think
2:20:12
that's how they got. They got Leon
2:20:14
out on some kind of. Distraction.
2:20:17
Elimination. And then he came in a beat. Bush
2:20:20
people haven't tried to eliminate him, but it didn't
2:20:22
count because that's what he got into sideways with
2:20:24
Gorilla Monsoon. Never. Said Vicious was pulling
2:20:26
Hulk Hogan out are holding onto his arm on
2:20:28
ruff were dumped him and that I. Were
2:20:31
dumped him that a former Royal Rumble so technical yeah
2:20:33
would have been helping and he was already eliminated. But.
2:20:36
He didn't do it. Hard on picketed net
2:20:38
were going of the rules of the Royal Rumble.
2:20:40
I like this. Number. Twelve
2:20:43
Here comes the Kaiser.
2:20:46
Number. Thirteen was asked in theory.
2:20:48
Number Fourteen was Finn Ballard who
2:20:50
dumped Carmelo for whatever reason. And
2:20:54
finally at number fifteen Cody and
2:20:56
the music plays and people come
2:20:58
up and he guy does get
2:21:00
his pyro. it is entrance and.
2:21:03
He. Hits the ring and he's got big
2:21:05
moves set up with people. And
2:21:08
he hits the moves any fires the people
2:21:10
are but he dumps theory eliminate see and
2:21:12
he throws his weight belt out. He gets
2:21:14
in a fight with Dominic and Finn. That.
2:21:17
Was an impactful entrance from a star
2:21:19
and he had shit lined up to
2:21:21
do. And. I have to
2:21:24
think that. Either whoever
2:21:26
produces a thing or told. People.
2:21:29
Who shouldn't make any goddamn impact whatsoever?
2:21:31
And also, some of these guys are
2:21:34
barely. Either. Not smart enough
2:21:36
to go to whoever is going to be in
2:21:38
the match. say when I come in cannot bang
2:21:40
bang boom boom. Okay,
2:21:43
Cause. They just wander in and look for somebody
2:21:45
to falcon punch. But.
2:21:48
Anyway, We. Got
2:21:50
ninety seconds or two minutes or whatever
2:21:52
was of Cody and then number sixteen
2:21:54
As Bronson read, And.
2:21:57
Everybody can resume their nap. and
2:22:01
Reed dumped Andre and
2:22:03
then number 17 was Kofi,
2:22:06
but then Cody eliminated Nakamura. So
2:22:08
Cody still on a
2:22:11
little string here and Kofi eliminated Kaiser.
2:22:15
And that now we're at least we're getting
2:22:17
it's starting to get where we see somebody
2:22:19
we want to see a little bit more
2:22:21
frequently. Number 18
2:22:23
was Gunther and he
2:22:26
same thing he got in and made a
2:22:28
difference. He leveled Kofi and
2:22:30
Finn and Dominic with the chops and
2:22:32
then Jay with the chop and Jimmy
2:22:34
with a chop and Bodyslam
2:22:37
Bronson Reed and
2:22:39
then got into it with Cody but Kofi broke
2:22:41
that up so we didn't see you know
2:22:45
what the resolution might be and then
2:22:47
Gunther dumped fucking
2:22:50
Kofi. And
2:22:53
in number 19 is Ivar and then number 20 was Bron
2:22:59
Breaker. Tell
2:23:01
me that anybody got the the idea, the
2:23:03
picture, the concept of entering the Royal Rumble
2:23:05
and making a big comeback and making an
2:23:07
impression on everybody better than Bron Breaker did.
2:23:09
No that was great and the way he
2:23:11
hits the ropes and he brought it up
2:23:13
right away but just he hit the he
2:23:15
hit the ring and hit the ropes with
2:23:17
speed and power and a lot
2:23:19
of people started reacting to that. They
2:23:22
said he's been clocked at 23 miles an
2:23:24
hour when he hits the ropes and
2:23:27
that means he's only got 20 feet to
2:23:29
get to that speed. And
2:23:32
that's a I
2:23:34
had this idea for Matt
2:23:37
Morgan when he was the blueprint but
2:23:39
they ought to take him out and
2:23:42
shoot videos with Bron Breaker like
2:23:44
he's a cyborg, like he's the
2:23:46
training video of the Russian perfect
2:23:49
athlete in the Rocky movie or
2:23:52
clocking with a goddamn radar gun when
2:23:54
he at 200 and whatever pounds he's
2:23:56
doing this four-second hundred
2:23:58
yard dash. or give
2:24:01
him the tackling dummies and
2:24:04
measure the poundage of the
2:24:06
impact of his shoulder tackles.
2:24:08
And illustrate you're building the
2:24:10
perfect athlete. That's... He
2:24:12
can carry it off and he's got all the fire in the
2:24:15
world. So
2:24:18
he speared Jimmy Uso, he dropped Finn
2:24:20
Balor, he dropped Ivar, he dumped Jimmy
2:24:22
Uso and then Finn and then
2:24:26
pressed Gunther over his head. Gunther drops
2:24:29
down to his feet and tries to
2:24:31
clothesline him or whatever and he
2:24:34
ducked and speared Gunther and got a
2:24:36
big pop. And
2:24:38
he wasn't done, there was other shit he was gonna do
2:24:41
but he would just... You
2:24:43
can see and the people obviously
2:24:46
many of those and it's a big
2:24:48
major pay-per-view crowd, they watch you
2:24:51
know NXT also or they know what's going on
2:24:53
but a lot of other
2:24:55
people that got brought up or brought in or
2:24:57
even on the main roster didn't get anywhere near
2:24:59
this response. They know
2:25:02
he's something to watch out for. And
2:25:05
he's got to stay up on the main roster now at this point.
2:25:08
It has to be soon doesn't it? It's
2:25:10
been a few years now. And
2:25:14
that's I mean it's usually a good sign that
2:25:16
you're gonna get introduced when you make the Rumble
2:25:18
but anyway then
2:25:20
we're back to reality. Number
2:25:22
21 almost is back all
2:25:24
seven feet three of him
2:25:26
and his size 32 fucking feet
2:25:30
and MVP was alongside... I thought MVP
2:25:33
would be on a cruise this time
2:25:35
of year. I
2:25:37
do not believe he was booked for a cruise.
2:25:39
He had the Royal Rumble a bigger booking. Maybe
2:25:42
he wasn't invited this year because he's
2:25:44
been there and done that. Knocked that
2:25:46
out. But
2:25:49
maybe so. So almost
2:25:52
came in with chokeslams and dumped
2:25:55
Bronson Reed and then Bron Breakker
2:25:58
speared and dumped Ivar. And
2:26:01
then number 22 is up and it's Pat
2:26:03
McAfee. He's doing commentary. And they did this
2:26:06
with Lawler one year. And it was, it
2:26:08
was actually a little bit
2:26:10
more extensive, but he
2:26:12
got up from his desk, took off
2:26:14
his jacket, he gets in the ring,
2:26:16
he sees Braun breaker and almost standing
2:26:18
there and turns around and climbs back over
2:26:21
the top rope and eliminates himself. And
2:26:24
then Braun immediately dumps almost. So
2:26:28
you got the comedy spot, which
2:26:31
I really care for. It was better with
2:26:33
Lawler cause he was, he
2:26:36
actually wrestled predominantly
2:26:38
and also it was a
2:26:40
little more entertaining, but you
2:26:42
get Braun breaker to get the opportunity
2:26:44
to dump the biggest guy in the
2:26:46
match and then Dominic,
2:26:50
the little heat getter comes from
2:26:52
behind and dumps Braun while
2:26:54
he was busy with almost, which
2:26:56
gives Braun breaker a graceful
2:26:59
way out that he got screwed on and
2:27:02
then immediately. They
2:27:05
play JD funcos music and
2:27:07
he's coming. He's part of Dominic's group.
2:27:10
So as he's coming down to the
2:27:12
ring, Braun breaker comes around the side
2:27:14
and spear JD funco in
2:27:16
the next week on the floor. And then how
2:27:19
about your boy now and
2:27:21
left and there's JD laying there. So
2:27:25
Braun breaker came out of this,
2:27:27
I think the best of pretty much
2:27:29
anybody. I thought the Pat McAfee
2:27:31
spot was so stupid. I didn't like it at
2:27:33
all. There was something that they could have done
2:27:36
with it, but it was too slow and it
2:27:38
wasn't the concept is it
2:27:40
would have been entertaining if they'd
2:27:42
have done something to, you know,
2:27:44
Lawler, when he was a heel, I mentioned they did this
2:27:46
with him before. I can't remember what he did when he
2:27:48
got in a rumble, but when
2:27:50
he was a, he eliminated right away. Well,
2:27:53
but I can't remember exactly how it was
2:27:55
done. But in,
2:27:57
in Tennessee, when he was a heel, he used to have
2:27:59
a. spot where he would get up on
2:28:01
the apron of the ring, this big cocky
2:28:04
grin on his face grabbed the top rope,
2:28:06
vault over the top rope, and as soon
2:28:08
as both of his feet hit
2:28:10
the mat, the baby face
2:28:12
would be there with an uppercut under his
2:28:14
chin and he would go straight up and
2:28:17
take a backwards bump over
2:28:19
the top rope that he had just come over on the
2:28:22
other side of the buckle into the floor. And
2:28:25
if McAfee could have pulled something like that off,
2:28:28
it would have got a big pop and they're all... But
2:28:31
instead he gets in, he stares at him
2:28:33
forever, they don't move at him, he shows
2:28:35
he's intimidated, he crawls back over, he gets
2:28:38
his nerve back and gets back in like and
2:28:40
then he crawls back over again. Too
2:28:44
long, not enough. Didn't work.
2:28:46
Even the fans that reacted to McAfee coming
2:28:48
out, they didn't really seem to react to the spot
2:28:50
because it was also telegraph. You knew what it was.
2:28:53
Also, the almost Braun
2:28:55
Braker moment was pretty cool
2:28:58
but the entrance music of JD almost
2:29:01
ruined it because people started counting
2:29:03
down to see who the next person was, not knowing
2:29:05
who it is, right when they're having
2:29:07
the moment where it gets eliminated. I agree,
2:29:10
I agree. And that comes from... I don't
2:29:14
know if they were trying to... if they were perfect because
2:29:16
I didn't watch the clock
2:29:19
every second but in
2:29:21
the pioneer days of the Rumble, they would stretch
2:29:24
a few minutes or a few minutes. They'd stretch
2:29:26
a few seconds if what
2:29:28
was supposed to happen had not happened yet but
2:29:31
they may have been keeping this legit.
2:29:33
So I don't know what but it did step
2:29:35
on each other somewhat.
2:29:39
But we had time to rest and
2:29:42
think about it because here came our truth.
2:29:44
Now hold on, was he... I gotta go
2:29:46
back and see what spot. This is number 24
2:29:49
in the women's... yes, number
2:29:51
24. So at least
2:29:53
they got that right. He came out number 24
2:29:55
in both. I didn't even pay attention
2:29:57
to that. That's good consistency. At least they got...
2:30:00
I got the notes here. So
2:30:03
our truth comes down to ringside and
2:30:06
throws JD in who's still laying there
2:30:08
from being speared
2:30:10
by Braun Braker and JD immediately stands
2:30:13
up and Jey Uso is there to
2:30:15
clothesline him out over the top rope.
2:30:17
So that's kind of... And
2:30:19
that did get a bit of a pop because it was
2:30:22
so quick and slick and smooth where
2:30:24
he rolls in, stands up,
2:30:26
clothesline out again. So his
2:30:28
time was officially, I guess,
2:30:31
one second in the ring. And
2:30:34
that was... But then our
2:30:36
truth gets up to the apron and
2:30:39
his Gunther has a hold on Dominic. Our
2:30:42
truth is milk and the tag. Like come tag
2:30:44
me Dom. And the
2:30:46
announcers are making... And they've
2:30:48
got a big reaction. Yes. The
2:30:52
fans reacted more to that than in a tag
2:30:54
match when they're milking the fucking tag. Because
2:30:57
it's preposterous and now at this point I
2:30:59
think the fans are just going along with
2:31:01
the parody. And
2:31:04
obviously our truth has been a wrestler for 20 years.
2:31:06
He doesn't really think. But
2:31:09
Dominic gets away
2:31:11
from Gunther and hits a hot tag on our
2:31:13
truth and our truth makes comeback. So
2:31:17
we had a hot tag in the Royal Rumble. And
2:31:21
then Pat Patterson actually may have got a tickle out of
2:31:23
that. And
2:31:25
then number 25 was The Miz and he
2:31:27
and our truth did some comedy that I
2:31:29
didn't particularly understand or pay
2:31:31
attention to. And
2:31:34
then number 26 was Damien Priest who
2:31:37
got in and leveled our truth and dumped him.
2:31:41
But they ain't reacting to Priest like he's made it
2:31:43
to the level yet, are there? At least they didn't
2:31:45
hear. No. And
2:31:47
that's why it's a good move for him to do that to our truth because we get
2:31:50
him heat right away. Yeah, but
2:31:52
I think all of this... There's
2:31:56
so much going on in the Judgment Day.
2:31:58
They're losing focus on any one person. in
2:32:00
it except maybe Rhea who's bulletproof at
2:32:02
this point. They're losing focus and the
2:32:04
seriousness because now we're getting the backstage
2:32:07
drama discussions where everyone
2:32:09
kind of loses their promo voice and
2:32:11
talks with concern. Yes.
2:32:14
It doesn't really make you interested in someone. I
2:32:17
don't know if I want to see the
2:32:19
villain in the movie be overly concerned about
2:32:21
things. But nevertheless,
2:32:25
at number 27, like
2:32:29
Mussolini, here
2:32:35
he came. Your voice. Here
2:32:37
he came. See
2:32:39
him punk comes
2:32:41
out and now they
2:32:44
know we're going home. Thankfully, finally.
2:32:47
Now they know we're getting into the meat of
2:32:49
the matter as Jim Ross would say nut cut
2:32:52
in time. We're at number
2:32:54
27. We only got three more to
2:32:56
go. Cody's in there. Punk is in there. He
2:32:59
makes a big comeback on everybody, gets
2:33:01
a big pop, pulls his shirt off.
2:33:03
He's gained weight in tan somewhat. Chuck
2:33:06
Dominic over the top rope to
2:33:08
eliminate the most
2:33:10
disliked person in the match. And then
2:33:13
Priest dropped him so
2:33:16
that his flurry was over with so we could
2:33:18
get Ricochet to come on down. And
2:33:23
as Ricochet came in and did
2:33:26
his thing, then Gunther dumped Miz.
2:33:29
But again,
2:33:31
punk came in. He looks like
2:33:33
he's aging in reverse now. He's
2:33:36
not got stress. He's not got worry. His
2:33:38
hair is getting darker. His skin is getting
2:33:41
tanner and he's gaining his weight back. Was
2:33:45
it all just the
2:33:48
fucking mental duress of
2:33:50
working with children that was
2:33:52
aging him before his time? Maybe
2:33:56
it's the money. Well,
2:33:59
he was making money before. For. The
2:34:01
zebra make money both places. he
2:34:03
just they've got more motivation there's
2:34:05
there's something to actually be accomplished
2:34:07
at this point. Instead.
2:34:10
Of just treading water and to you get outta your
2:34:12
field because nobody else can contribute and maybe that she
2:34:14
had a good place in his life and he was
2:34:16
a few years ago and. As
2:34:19
well, a drama sensitive. So much now he's
2:34:21
in a place where there's not going to
2:34:23
be any that drama they're not going to
2:34:25
put up with any of as soon as
2:34:27
early. But nevertheless, Number Twenty Nine was Drew
2:34:29
Mcintyre who beat everybody up. And.
2:34:31
Then gotten a fight with Damian
2:34:33
priests to no reaction. Which.
2:34:36
Was telling thing about priest. Oh and
2:34:38
then guenther dump j you so. And.
2:34:42
Number thirty was Sami Zayn.
2:34:46
And. He went right after Drew because that's
2:34:48
who put him out before, but. Drew.
2:34:51
Flipped Ricochet out. Lot of people
2:34:53
hit moves on everybody. Sammy dumped
2:34:56
Priest and Drew dumped Sammy. And
2:34:59
and we got down to the meat of
2:35:01
the matter Roads and Park and Mcintyre and
2:35:03
Guenther. And.
2:35:05
There were two heels and to baby faces so
2:35:07
the heels got heat on the baby faces
2:35:09
for a while. And.
2:35:14
At. That point. I
2:35:17
was like, you know this, this I would
2:35:19
really be interested in this more if I
2:35:21
hadn't had to wait almost an hour to
2:35:23
get here. right? There was
2:35:25
a thought to have that they were doing good shit. And.
2:35:29
Andrew hit a kick on Guenther by
2:35:31
mistake, but he kicked Cody on purpose.
2:35:33
An idiot kick on punk. Etti
2:35:36
told punk I'm not the same kids that are
2:35:38
was ten years ago with in pugs do it
2:35:40
right up underneath him, fireman's carry demon dumpty right
2:35:43
over the top or hoop. Further,
2:35:45
There was a little. A little
2:35:48
abrupt one. it did you expect that.
2:35:51
No. Easy to drew
2:35:53
base for our. He. Was
2:35:56
completely surprised. And.
2:35:58
Then good thirty get a kick out of. Our
2:36:00
bomb on punk. But. Sit Cody
2:36:02
on the top rope and was gonna push
2:36:04
you out but Cody pulled Gunther over and
2:36:07
out got a big parts of their. So
2:36:10
now they're here. We go. It's.
2:36:12
Cody and Park. And
2:36:15
they actually had a bit more of a match
2:36:17
at each. One of them did their shit and
2:36:19
now we've is. see. This.
2:36:22
Is where people were interested in. We
2:36:24
also see that. Z.
2:36:27
You, they're doing pretty good shit. They, you
2:36:29
know? They. Set it up
2:36:32
where they did back and forth punk
2:36:34
foil the cutter. It hit three Germans.
2:36:37
Is Neil Lift and Bulldog Cody
2:36:39
foil the Gts. Hit the flip
2:36:41
flop and fly. Punk.
2:36:43
Foils The Crossroads. Goes.
2:36:46
To dump Cody. Cody foils that
2:36:48
lot of foiling. Cody.
2:36:51
Block that is the Gts. It's
2:36:53
Crossroads. Ganda punk was dead. Wait
2:36:55
until he was playing possum. Then
2:36:57
he hit the Gts. With.
2:37:00
A punk had to go for one more. But.
2:37:03
Cody landed on his feet, spun
2:37:05
around. And. Through Punk
2:37:07
Out. Big. Pop
2:37:09
and Music and. Cody.
2:37:12
Guess the first back to back when
2:37:14
successive years since Austin twenty five years
2:37:16
ago. Video. Upon said. What?
2:37:19
Did he say. Please.
2:37:21
F words were. All. Market to
2:37:23
lose the dusty kid. And.
2:37:26
Then Cody, a woman. Ah,
2:37:30
I. Heard soccer. The announcers say something about
2:37:32
that but I did not pick up
2:37:34
on it because I was jotting down
2:37:36
would previously have yeah no puzzle of
2:37:38
reddit the camera and set it. And.
2:37:41
Then he got eliminated. So you have to think that
2:37:43
plays a big part of the story now because that's.
2:37:46
Again and interesting thing as a dream
2:37:48
moment. For. Pump the made a statement
2:37:50
like that which telegraph to me that he was
2:37:52
about to lose. Would Zealand bad God as. Well.
2:37:56
As then then now podcast to
2:37:58
say I should know. My
2:38:00
Be Mao. So.
2:38:05
There you go. Awry
2:38:07
that or maybe the the promo he does. Have
2:38:10
a shit toady I should know other my
2:38:12
big mouth I'm as good for a do
2:38:14
over. Wow.
2:38:17
Yeah, I like Ralph Kramden. I get a.
2:38:21
Big mouth Alice. But
2:38:24
here so I don't laugh. But.
2:38:27
Now we've got. See
2:38:30
this again. Raises questions Are we go to
2:38:32
get Cody and Roman Neck Taser We go
2:38:34
to get Rock and Roman. Are
2:38:38
we going to get rock and wrestling with
2:38:40
our and Roman is Elimination chamber com up
2:38:42
in Australia. Will. Discuss what time a
2:38:44
day we're going to watch out of and oh good
2:38:46
movie that's coming up and I usually as some sort
2:38:48
of repercussions was Wrestlemania we said the other day and
2:38:51
option is to have Rock is the. Referee.
2:38:53
To get him involved but. Not.
2:38:56
Have him beat Roman. Yet.
2:38:58
But. Who. Knows what they're gonna do.
2:39:00
They. Certainly. Made it that. I.
2:39:02
Mean Cody said it. It's a press conference as the
2:39:05
was is challenging Roman. Oh yeah so
2:39:07
the question is now how do we get
2:39:09
from here to there and one and as
2:39:11
a headset and Roman both and skyboxes watching
2:39:13
but eat or it is clear that. It
2:39:16
it a phone can sense it had words
2:39:18
so you would think that that would lean
2:39:21
that way. But Cody wants Romanies made that
2:39:23
states. But the site that punk made that
2:39:25
comment before he was eliminated sets up. Issues
2:39:28
with him and Cody? Yes the question
2:39:30
becomes as pump do something The costs
2:39:32
Cody that much. Who.
2:39:35
That would reveal some true colors wouldn't
2:39:37
It does punk turn more. He was.
2:39:40
He doesn't get my comment wasn't a baby face
2:39:43
comment. Because. Code Is that our
2:39:45
baby face? Yeah. So.
2:39:47
What does that say? What are they going to do with that? What?
2:39:50
It says his we still need to
2:39:52
see Cody Rhodes, Cm Punk and that
2:39:54
ain't happened yet but it's gonna. It's.
2:39:58
Gonna. The made any
2:40:00
Cody wins and he gets the be in the main
2:40:02
of A Didn't even say anymore You get to choose
2:40:05
your Russell says you get a be in the main
2:40:07
event of Wrestlemania specific. Well. They mentioned
2:40:09
you can choose whatever. Title.
2:40:12
Holder that you want to challenge but it's same
2:40:14
time or even more important than the. Then.
2:40:17
The championship match your the opportunity is just
2:40:19
a made him at Wrestlemania. That's the big
2:40:21
thing as more important in a World title.
2:40:26
As. Where they're going with that? Hour
2:40:29
ago. Actually, we're not. Completely.
2:40:31
Done with rumble news yet door
2:40:33
rumble reporting at this point, but
2:40:36
I've got of over. We
2:40:38
took a break just real quick
2:40:40
so that one of us who
2:40:42
has older kidneys good relieve themselves. But
2:40:45
as we were starting to start
2:40:47
again. I ask
2:40:49
you the question brand last. If.
2:40:51
They're it. Ever been A superhero in
2:40:54
the history of superheroes? The whose only
2:40:56
power. Was. Super
2:40:58
hearing. And because
2:41:00
you've got it and we were trying to
2:41:02
figure that out, an ad mention something and
2:41:05
you asked me a question that I was
2:41:07
astonished to hear you ask. Did.
2:41:09
You or did you not asked me. To.
2:41:12
Superman have super hearing. I
2:41:15
did what? Obama? You're saying it out of context.
2:41:17
So I also want to go back to the
2:41:19
fact that you said I have the Superpower. If
2:41:22
that's true, If. What you're saying is
2:41:24
indeed true. I. Do Not give See!
2:41:27
That's my only superpower. I. Have
2:41:29
all sorts. a superstar. I
2:41:32
don't need glasses and I can read small
2:41:34
say a big things for things and meal
2:41:36
things. Spa things and
2:41:38
big things, far things and
2:41:40
Nirvana favourite Brian zoos but.
2:41:43
Speak. For as I know you
2:41:45
ever got super smell because there's
2:41:47
a couple of stinkers you evans.
2:41:49
sniff, sniff out. Hey, But.
2:41:52
I haven't We been involved in most
2:41:54
dumb as right but dove. Is
2:41:57
appointed know superman but he has
2:41:59
april. That's era. Of.
2:42:01
Super power will be as he was. Yeah.
2:42:04
You are. You are not A that
2:42:06
is. It's the I knew Superman And
2:42:08
you are Not Superman. What?
2:42:10
I was saying. Was. This you
2:42:13
said only superpower. First of all, Yes,
2:42:16
Some. Men: As many superpowers, I refuse
2:42:18
to acknowledge that you have any other
2:42:21
superpowers besides this. One.
2:42:23
That you have demonstrated that when on
2:42:25
third may turn out to be goddamn
2:42:27
of abysmal. a slight brain tumor on
2:42:29
your non campus mentors on let's get
2:42:31
off me much. Get on Krypton Favorite
2:42:34
Son. What? I'm saying
2:42:36
is. When. I asked you is
2:42:38
you have any specific examples you
2:42:40
can cite. On. Superman
2:42:42
displaying his super hearing. Here.
2:42:46
So he would do it all the time. Give
2:42:48
me an example. Whatever. He'd
2:42:51
here through the wall the to fucking bomb
2:42:53
was taking. Actually had dinner on Iran or
2:42:55
on Earnest and is really an issue. All
2:42:57
right, Everything. slight. Everything's guy saying
2:42:59
you're I do not have time to
2:43:02
go through a box of Superman comic
2:43:04
books do working fine. An instance of
2:43:06
is super hearing a just the same
2:43:08
as I don't do his supervision. Or.
2:43:11
His not supervisor where he would
2:43:13
be supervising definitely. Sun.
2:43:17
For his, his goddamn superstring
2:43:20
was apparent on numerous covers
2:43:22
of. Magazines. Publications.
2:43:26
But. The various other be a the x ray
2:43:28
vision it's what it is. Never one where even
2:43:30
listening into a door I would have a saying
2:43:32
in there are there's no covers like that are
2:43:34
there. Well. It's hard to
2:43:36
draw that in a still frame. There's
2:43:39
there's certainly of instances of that and
2:43:41
the television show. Which.
2:43:43
Is under George Leaves told wasn't so yeah yeah
2:43:45
but a lover I guess if his Harry hearing
2:43:47
had been that good he would a heard who
2:43:50
was sneaking up on him. Will.
2:43:53
Get him when you were a kid. How did you hear that?
2:43:55
He died? Did. You do the real story
2:43:57
or any the urban myths. Ah,
2:44:00
Whoa. That he was is that he thought he
2:44:02
was really superman. He tried to fly any dying
2:44:04
hold on now hold on our cowboy. Because.
2:44:07
You're making me older than I really am.
2:44:10
What year Did he die? Because he died
2:44:12
before. That. I was born
2:44:14
did he not he did but that show was
2:44:16
in reruns. it was the only has eyes a
2:44:18
super moink for year others by the time that
2:44:20
I saw it which was up at a low
2:44:22
lose. On Cincinnati's
2:44:24
finest independent station Channel
2:44:27
nineteen. Wx.
2:44:29
I x. I.
2:44:32
Was nine years old probably
2:44:34
and then I was already
2:44:36
starting to get into comic
2:44:38
books are already had an.
2:44:41
Was. Getting say nz in publications
2:44:43
and hadn't. Read. That
2:44:45
it was a myth that though that he
2:44:48
you know where was try to demonstrate that
2:44:50
he could fly or whatever the fuck or
2:44:52
that. Some. Kid shot him
2:44:54
because he wanted to watch the bullet bounce
2:44:56
off of him or whatever that was all
2:44:58
our our the new. That. That was
2:45:00
bullshit. It's same time as I knew that
2:45:02
he had been shot. Most.
2:45:05
You see, When. You remember examples
2:45:07
on that show where. Superman.
2:45:09
Or Clark Kent. Demonstrated.
2:45:12
Their super hearing? That's what I'm asking
2:45:14
you. Yes, Yes, As plain as day,
2:45:16
as plain as know, Zone is Dace.
2:45:18
What about in book form And comic
2:45:20
book form? Well. I I'm
2:45:22
sure it happened. And
2:45:24
I'm sure I'm sure And and many of
2:45:26
the code of cornet members are going to
2:45:29
said john fail I know is gonna pop
2:45:31
right on this and make you look like
2:45:33
a fool boy. I. Didn't
2:45:35
say anything other than ask questions or
2:45:37
my Jesse Ventura I'm only asking questions.
2:45:39
Were your your client or down. Your.
2:45:42
Try to build my word and
2:45:44
I'm I'm an elderly person. To
2:45:47
you, you're disrespecting your elderly assuming
2:45:49
you're absolutely. right?
2:45:54
Oh right he the Us is it was about
2:45:56
submitted many superpowers go about your question you asked
2:45:58
about. yes I'm an only. the superpower
2:46:01
of superheory. Yes. That
2:46:04
would be you. So
2:46:06
now we've come full circle and
2:46:09
you're not sniffing out any of these stinkers. All
2:46:11
right. Should we go on to this audio that
2:46:13
we were going to talk about?
2:46:15
Apparently they, they
2:46:17
felt it was a good idea to have
2:46:19
a press conference, uh, after
2:46:22
the Royal Rumble and I, why
2:46:28
do they, how are they contract? Obligated
2:46:31
to who in
2:46:34
that room wanted to go out and face
2:46:36
the press and as answer questions and
2:46:38
is this real press in the, not
2:46:40
like Tony's friends, but
2:46:42
like actual real people that are going
2:46:44
to ask questions or at
2:46:47
least follow up on the questions or whatever the
2:46:49
case, the reality
2:46:51
is there are real. When
2:46:53
you say real press, let's speak specifically about the
2:46:55
wrestling press, if you want to call it that
2:46:58
they're asking real questions. They're
2:47:00
trying to get some accountability. They're trying to get some
2:47:02
answers. They're out there. They're
2:47:05
also the members of the
2:47:07
same press asking about like, what
2:47:10
did 14 year old you think of what you
2:47:12
booked tonight or whatever the fuck. I
2:47:14
don't think anybody better be asking any questions about 14
2:47:17
year olds. But as you'll hear here,
2:47:19
I mean, and we hear so many of the
2:47:21
AEW media scrums here at the Royal Rumble post-show
2:47:23
press conference, they
2:47:26
let people in that were going to ask questions and since
2:47:29
this time, some of
2:47:31
the people who ask these questions have come out and said,
2:47:33
they did not vet my question. They
2:47:35
treat me like a serious journalist. They did not tell me what
2:47:37
I could not ask. So
2:47:41
it's, for
2:47:44
a company that's always done the opposite, it's certainly
2:47:46
a different way of doing things. We could say
2:47:48
that. Okay. But then why
2:47:51
am I hearing that
2:47:53
everybody's answers was bullshit
2:47:56
or just because it's.
2:48:00
Seems like that would be the one question,
2:48:02
and I know you've got
2:48:04
the audio, we'll play a little bit of it. I
2:48:06
haven't heard it. I've heard the general consensus of people
2:48:08
is that's the best he could
2:48:10
say. And so
2:48:13
didn't they know that these people are
2:48:15
going to have to ask about the thing
2:48:17
that everybody in the world was, heads were
2:48:20
on fire about and why didn't they either
2:48:22
prepare proper answers or
2:48:24
potentially not have poor Triple
2:48:27
H out there at all to suffer
2:48:30
the slings and arrows of outrageous
2:48:32
fortune. We'll find out if they
2:48:34
fire their press guy this week. He
2:48:37
said, yeah, see what his continued track of employment
2:48:39
is. But anyway, you take over from here. You
2:48:41
got the audio. Yeah, and again, we'll talk a
2:48:43
little bit more about Triple H in a moment,
2:48:45
but we want to play some audio for it.
2:48:48
Here over at the studio, we want
2:48:50
to play some audio for Cody Rhodes,
2:48:53
who had a big 91, the Royal
2:48:55
Rumble. Here's a couple of questions
2:48:57
of Cody Rhodes. First, he asked about
2:48:59
what kind of media was in the room. Here's
2:49:02
a question. We'll see what you think of this. Well,
2:49:05
our first question comes from someone who knows
2:49:07
you very well and vice versa. WWE
2:49:10
Hall of Famer Diamond Dallas Page. I
2:49:13
think he was in the hall and
2:49:15
I'm going, do you want to go
2:49:17
to the presser? I
2:49:20
was so damn proud of him. I climbed through
2:49:22
all the people and over the rail and to
2:49:24
hug him because I have been
2:49:27
a Cody Rhodes fan since his very
2:49:29
first state championship title, his
2:49:32
second straight. And
2:49:34
I believed in him when a lot of people didn't believe
2:49:36
in him. But I know he believed
2:49:39
in him. And it was
2:49:41
a guy who believed in both of us called
2:49:44
the American dream, Dusty Rhodes. And
2:49:46
to do this here
2:49:49
in the St. Pete Tampa
2:49:52
area, Dusty
2:49:54
Rhodes country, dude,
2:49:56
what does that feel like? Have you
2:49:59
absorbed it yet? Earlier
2:50:02
today I saw Steve Kern and
2:50:05
Gerald Briscoe and
2:50:07
I went and said hello but I saw Dory
2:50:09
Funk. I wanted to hide because
2:50:12
it sounds
2:50:15
silly. I
2:50:17
can't think about him because
2:50:20
the fight isn't really for him.
2:50:23
He had his fight. If you could ask
2:50:25
him, he was as happy as could be with what
2:50:27
he accomplished. But the fight now
2:50:29
is for my wife, my
2:50:32
daughter, my mom. So
2:50:35
I don't think about Dusty. I
2:50:38
can't not think about him. I think about them
2:50:40
and to see them in the front
2:50:42
row and I never tell them
2:50:45
anything that's happening. So they're always
2:50:47
just the best possible
2:50:49
thing to ever is to see
2:50:51
my mom and her know I'm
2:50:54
doing all right. Sorry guys. It's
2:50:59
very exciting to be here and do it. When
2:51:01
I go to sleep tonight and hopefully
2:51:03
dream of the
2:51:06
man himself, I can tell him. I
2:51:08
drew a pretty big house in St. Pete and
2:51:12
was on last and hit my finish.
2:51:14
That's all that ever mattered to him. It would be
2:51:16
a great moment. Thank you, D. Let's
2:51:20
stop it there for a moment. What did you think of
2:51:22
that? That was cool. I'm glad that apparently
2:51:25
maybe Paige was just wandering by.
2:51:27
That sounded kind of impromptu. You
2:51:32
could tell that it means a lot
2:51:34
to Cody because who would have thought from three
2:51:37
years ago or whatever that
2:51:40
he actually was. He won
2:51:42
the main event of the second biggest pay-per-view of
2:51:44
the year for the biggest company of the year
2:51:46
to get the chance at the title to finish
2:51:49
the story of the blah, blah, blah in
2:51:52
Tampa, St. Petersburg with Dusty's
2:51:57
cohorts and his generation. of
2:52:00
talent, watching, etc. That had to be
2:52:03
emotional. So that was pretty
2:52:05
cool. And that's the thing, yeah. We
2:52:07
drew a hell of a house, I was
2:52:10
on the main event, hit my finish. You
2:52:12
know, that's
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