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🎵 Hello
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again everybody and welcome to the Jim Cornette
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Experience. The WWE is on the road to
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WrestleMania. AEW
1:06
is on the road to ruin
1:09
and after watching these programs I
1:11
feel like roadkill. And
1:13
joining me to talk about all this and so much more.
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You know him well folks. Hawaiian
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Brian the Podcasting Lion, the king of
1:20
the Arcadian Vanguard Podcast Network. Mr. co-host
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to you. He
1:25
swerves when he drives and he does
1:27
donuts around the other podcasters. Be
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great. Brian Last everybody. Hello,
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Jim. A pleasure to be here once again. I
1:33
think if I had a rap song entrance it
1:35
would be, I drive fast and straight. Fast
1:38
and straight. I'm gonna crash right into you
1:41
and get what I need to get done done and go back home. You
1:43
never do anything straight. What the hell
1:46
was that? Well, just read into
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that what you will. What are you trying to
1:50
say there, sir? Hold on here. Let
1:52
me just do this at the top of the program. It's
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one of those weeks. No, I'm telling you, it
2:02
was 60-something degrees here this past week.
2:04
It rained and then snowed on Friday.
2:06
It was 19 degrees
2:09
this morning when I took
2:11
Harley out to take her morning Russo. You
2:15
know that stage you get in where
2:17
you think you might be coming down with
2:19
a cold but you don't
2:22
feel exactly right but
2:24
at the same time you're not fully sick.
2:28
You're sniffling and you're coughing and
2:30
things. The states has been going through this for
2:32
the past couple weeks because again it goes 60
2:34
and then it goes to teens and then
2:36
whatever the fuck happens and the snow and
2:39
the rain and the wetness and
2:41
you don't know whether it's allergy or just
2:43
general weather crud or whether you have some
2:46
growing space age biological
2:48
illness inside your goddamn
2:50
organs. So
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I might be a little... It could go either way.
2:58
It could go either way here. Folks, you might
3:00
hear me flatline on the program today. And
3:03
that's another thing. Which will be followed by
3:06
the Jim Cornette option right here on the
3:08
same program. Well, if you can. We've
3:11
got a fine set of programs here from
3:13
St. Louis. But
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anyway, so this is going
3:18
to be one of those shows because I just
3:21
spoke to you a couple days
3:23
ago. We never end these ongoing
3:26
programs because there's so much going on.
3:29
And I don't have an order of events. I
3:32
have a million things jotted down here on these
3:34
various pieces of paper that
3:36
we need to discuss or that I want to
3:38
bring up or recognize with people. But since
3:41
I spoke to you in the world of wrestling,
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has there been any
3:45
murders, any sexual assaults,
3:48
any gun shots,
3:50
any lawsuits that we're
3:52
aware of that have happened in the last
3:54
48 hours or so? That
3:57
we're aware of. I don't think so.
4:00
Well, thank holy fucking Jesus
4:02
and Nazareth for that then.
4:05
Although thank you Nails is now trending.
4:08
No, I kid, I kid. You
4:12
know, he was patient zero. Maybe we'll come to find
4:14
out. He was right all along. See, the problem was
4:17
like all the wrestlers that came out at 92, 93
4:19
and spoke out against Vince, for
4:23
one reason or another there was enough to
4:25
point at them and say they're crazy. Yeah.
4:28
By Billy Graham, Billy Jack Haynes.
4:31
You know, David Schultz, if you don't agree with
4:33
him, you think he's completely fucking crazy. David
4:35
Schultz, for a person who has not been
4:37
around the wrestling
4:39
industry and the colorful characters in
4:41
it, David Schultz can be a
4:44
harsh entrance to that world. You
4:47
get a strong opinion of whether you want to talk
4:49
to him or not real quick or whether he wants
4:51
to talk to you real quick or not. But yeah,
4:53
for various reasons, as you said, one or
4:56
another. Captain
4:58
Lou bless him, but my God, you
5:01
know, he didn't come off as the soul
5:03
of probity. But Nails,
5:07
you know, Kevin Kelly, Kevin Walcox, whatever his
5:09
real name is, he was
5:11
always considered to be. I don't think if
5:13
any of those actually, you butchered the pronunciation
5:15
of his last name, but it's
5:17
not Kevin Kelly of the Kevin Kelly
5:20
announcer Kevin. Right, he wrestled his name. No, his
5:22
real name in Kevin Kelly either. He had
5:25
to change it because of that fucking situation
5:27
down in Pittsburgh. Whatever
5:29
that was. Funny enough, Kevin Kelly's real name
5:31
is Michael Cole. But you
5:33
now look at that story a little differently.
5:35
I thought it was Richard Blood. He went
5:38
in there. That's Tito Santana, you're
5:40
thinking of, sir. He went in there looking
5:42
for one of the Vince's office looking to,
5:44
I guess, bring up an issue with pay
5:47
and Vince. Vince
5:49
tried to fondle him or
5:51
something, so he choked him out. And
5:54
Vince was never in a meeting
5:56
alone with anyone ever again. And
5:58
Vince's story was he just came in and started. attacking
6:00
me for no reason. Well,
6:05
somewhere in between lies the truth
6:07
that I can
6:09
imagine the, I
6:12
can imagine the snatching of Vince more than
6:14
I can imagine Vince going
6:16
for the fondling of a, of a
6:18
large, angry wrestler mad
6:20
about his pay. Even
6:23
if you might think that Vince might
6:25
be predisposed to fondle anyone of
6:27
any description. Maybe he was turned down by the
6:29
idea. The guy was a prisoner that the guy
6:31
was like under control. This is a weirdo. He's
6:33
a sicko. Who knows what turns him on? I'd
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probably wouldn't have been fucking nails even
6:39
back then. If he,
6:41
he was never a Hollywood
6:43
fucking, uh, poster boy was like,
6:46
don't go to the warden.
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Right. Where's the big boss man? I, we don't
6:50
need him right now. So me and
6:52
you now, but
6:55
they could have had a whole prison
6:57
hierarchy there. If everybody had lasted, Vince
6:59
could have been the warden. Uh,
7:02
boss man could have been the guard and nails could have
7:04
been the convict. Could have been a whole thing, but never
7:08
the last, you know, that's, I, uh, I,
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I appreciate again, the people
7:13
on Twitter this past week, my
7:15
friend, Kenny Macintosh, somehow
7:19
put out a clip or something that we said,
7:21
and that started his fans over there of the
7:23
inside the ropes tours going, well,
7:26
when are you going to bring Cornette back? And
7:29
I appreciate the people who want to see me
7:31
again. And I have
7:33
nothing against Kenny and he hadn't been involved in any
7:35
of that stuff with Vince. He wasn't even that. Uh,
7:39
he's probably inside the ropes and probably the only
7:41
scandal free wrestling organization of
7:43
any size in the world today. This is
7:45
the weirdest transition to a conversation. What do
7:48
you know? But I'm just saying, I appreciate
7:50
what I was trying to say. I know
7:52
we were talking about a pervert, but let
7:54
me tell you about my friend Kenny Mac.
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Well, no, no, because I've got a bunch
7:59
of his fans. when he tweeted this,
8:01
however it came up, we're
8:04
saying, hey, I was there and they tweeted
8:06
a picture. One guy said, I lost my
8:08
virginity the night of the Cornette show and
8:10
not with me though. I don't recall meeting
8:13
the gentleman. The VIP package. But
8:15
anyway, they were wanting me to come back over. I wanted Kenny
8:17
to get me back over there. And
8:19
he does every once in a while in a
8:21
gentle way, try to, you know, bring the subject
8:24
up, but where I was leading with this was
8:26
for the people who still want me to
8:29
somehow be involved in wrestling and
8:31
some description, what promotion do you
8:35
think right now, Brian, on the face
8:37
of the planet that
8:40
I could work for on whether it be
8:42
a daily or a weekly basis, whatever the
8:45
parameters would be and last
8:48
three months without waking up at
8:51
a hotel room one morning, throwing
8:54
my bag through the window
8:56
without opening it, jumping
8:58
out after it. And if I lived
9:01
getting in my truck
9:03
and heading home, maybe
9:06
SDW. Oh,
9:09
what Scott, the more wrestling that new, oh,
9:11
I didn't know if they haven't started
9:14
up yet. So I said, see existing
9:16
today. Now I'd be glad to bop
9:18
up to Windsor, but no,
9:23
come on. Gee,
9:25
many Christmas. No, dragon
9:28
gate. Well, that might
9:30
be, maybe, hey, Lano, maybe
9:33
you'd get me, the job is Booker over there. Like
9:35
you tried to do it in 1990 or whatever the
9:38
fuck it was, but
9:40
it, I just, I could, the
9:42
chaos and the constant drama and
9:44
the, it's not in the ring.
9:47
I got into business when the wrestling
9:49
business was the wrestling business. Is
9:52
it whether it was good wrestling or
9:54
bad wrestling, whether it drew or it didn't draw
9:56
and who was going to, what promoter was going
9:58
to stab the other one back over
10:00
fucking Cleveland. You
10:03
know, simple shit. There weren't
10:05
goddamn major fucking lawsuits and
10:07
front page headlines of people
10:09
slandering each other and fucking
10:12
killing each other and goddamn attacking
10:14
and assaulting each other and running
10:16
goddamn. I mean, the only
10:18
thing apparently that was missing at Titan tower over
10:20
the last few years we've come to find out
10:23
was Ron Jeremy and,
10:25
and the, the constant sort
10:28
of Damocles. Well, I, you know, the guy
10:30
that's running the company this week may not
10:33
be the guy that's running the company next
10:35
week. What
10:37
the fuck? I
10:39
can't imagine being involved in this. As I
10:41
sat back and look just the other day
10:44
at the scope and the magnitude of me
10:47
and the magnitude of the things that have gone
10:49
on here over the past few years in wrestling
10:51
business, not to mention the hokey
10:53
horse shit and the goddamn trampoline
10:56
Cowboys, but I'm just talking about
10:59
what the fuck I can, can you
11:01
think of one wrestling promotion that
11:04
has not changed ownership, fired
11:06
its head, its
11:08
head has lost power, potentially
11:11
over its head's dick, uh,
11:13
or that has not sued or been
11:15
sued, sued another promotion
11:17
or been sued by another promotion over
11:20
the last 12 months. The
11:23
problem too is look at it the other way. Try
11:25
to look at the positives. Try to
11:27
look for the positives. What
11:29
promoter and take WWE out of this beyond
11:32
their scandals. They do have competent leadership at
11:34
least beyond turning a blind eye at
11:36
all the scandals, I guess, but
11:38
who out there from Tony
11:40
Khan on down all across the world right
11:42
now instills confidence in
11:45
you as a boss, as a promoter,
11:47
as a booker so that
11:49
you would say, you know what, it may be
11:51
rough right now, but we could fix this competent
11:53
leadership. I'm not going to have to worry about
11:55
any bullshit there. Whatever else happens
11:57
in wrestling, at least I'll have
11:59
a. Danny Davis I'm working with. Who
12:02
was out there like that? Someone you said, you
12:04
know what? OVW may not be an easy thing,
12:07
but I'll be working with someone I know I could deal
12:09
with and trust, so
12:11
it'll be all right. There aren't too many examples of that.
12:13
That's the problem too. If I tried
12:16
to shoehorn Danny Davis out of the
12:18
Florida Panhandle to do anything, here, that
12:21
would be probably right now, you know,
12:23
um, but that's not what
12:25
I'm saying. I'm not saying get involved. That would be, that
12:27
would be the person I was, okay. You
12:29
know, I need to deal
12:31
with someone I can trust and knows what the
12:33
fuck they're doing, Danny. But otherwise, no, it
12:36
just, and again, you know, we're not
12:39
saying the WWE is doing fabulous as
12:41
a business despite the
12:43
funny business. Um,
12:46
but God, that's
12:48
another thing. I never aspired
12:51
to be a
12:53
large cog executive
12:55
in a multi-billion
12:58
dollar global conglomerate.
13:01
I wanted to cut some promos,
13:04
sell some tickets, run some shows,
13:06
and have some fucking wrestling, right?
13:10
And I, I admire the few
13:12
contemporaries of my age group that still
13:14
have, as I've mentioned with old happy
13:16
Heyman, especially with the fucking state of
13:19
his physical health and
13:21
just the obvious,
13:24
you know, morbidity that's taking place before
13:26
our eyes that he still got the
13:28
fucking drive to actually
13:30
do this on a regular basis. Well,
13:34
anyway, regardless of whether I want to travel
13:36
the globe with any, you know,
13:39
a major scandal ridden wrestling promotions or
13:41
not, I can't leave the house anymore
13:45
because if I try to do something that
13:48
I carefully plan it, something will go awry.
13:50
I tried to go to the eye doctor
13:53
day before yesterday. I've
13:56
been needing to do this for about 15 Years,
13:58
get a new pair of glasses. I'm seriously. The
14:00
glasses I'm wearing now have had Ramos
14:02
fifteen years. And. One
14:04
of the earpiece is broken and I got one of
14:06
the nose pieces I glued on with wood glue because
14:08
it's what I had available. And.
14:11
I don't like that process. have we
14:13
spoken about this? You.
14:16
And I we've spoken that you have like
14:18
a thing where are you can't deal with
14:20
eye drops or anyone touching her is no
14:22
even looking at your i a brand new
14:24
know a toast to not look me in
14:27
the eye. Am. The
14:29
I can't have water in my
14:31
eye drops. Oh a you
14:34
know the idea of someone touching my for
14:36
the people have been if I watched him
14:38
I put contact lenses in their own eyes
14:40
it will make me wanna throw up because
14:43
is just revulsion to me. So.
14:45
As not a procedure I liked undergo
14:47
a lot an. Hour
14:50
was just had just talk myself into do
14:52
and it. And. Get a new
14:54
pair glasses and a pandemic hits and then I
14:56
wonder that have a by up my fucking face
14:58
right? And. Then you
15:00
know we I did. I can't be. Just.
15:03
Willy nilly going down there just taken
15:05
my pot luck. I. Don't
15:07
have time. We gotta be doing these podcasts.
15:09
Oh finally I've decided I'm a do it again
15:11
I spaces where that that flyer? We got
15:13
her the coupon and mail. From.
15:16
The vision works people. As
15:19
a day's ride down a road. As
15:22
a do they take the boy much she said oh
15:24
wow went down there last year. You just walk right
15:26
in. It's a ghost town or nobody ever in there.
15:29
I was in and out and hours a bubble block.
15:32
As. While still be unlucky. So C V
15:34
make me an appointment for like you know,
15:36
Tuesday or whatever it was time. And.
15:39
She tries a you can't just call
15:41
These people on a phone. And
15:43
say gonna come in Tuesday at two o'clock.
15:46
You. Gotta go online and do something
15:48
and she couldn't figure it out.
15:51
And then the couldn't get it to do what
15:53
she wanted to do and as it never fung
15:55
of mine and i put it off another couple
15:57
months. And. in fine
16:00
I said, all right, I'll go in
16:02
there early in the morning. I like to get in and get
16:04
out early in the morning, so I
16:06
can get back home before people get too
16:08
fucking drunk and crazy. I'll
16:11
go in there if it's a ghost town, boom,
16:14
I'll do the whole thing. So I went in
16:16
there 9.15 in the morning. There
16:19
is literally two people in there,
16:21
two customers. One is
16:24
obviously the guys looking around for the glasses
16:26
and the woman is sitting there playing
16:29
with her phone waiting for him. So there's one
16:31
customer, right? And there
16:33
are two people working and it's a big fucking place.
16:36
And I said, good morning. They said, how can we help
16:39
you? I said, I would like to get an eye exam
16:41
and get some new eyeglasses. And
16:43
they said, do you have an appointment? I said, no. I
16:46
said, my wife tried to make one a while back,
16:48
but she couldn't figure out that, oh, our system is
16:50
horrible. I
16:52
said, well, it doesn't seem like it'd be
16:55
too long of a wait. Oh, we don't have anything now. And
16:59
I'm looking around. I'm like, what the
17:01
fuck else is going on here? And
17:06
they said, we have today at 5.30. I
17:08
said, no. I said,
17:10
what about tomorrow? Oh, tomorrow we're completely booked
17:12
up. I'm looking around,
17:15
there's tumbleweeds blowing through this fucking
17:17
lobby, right? And
17:19
these are the two people working the
17:22
desk. I assume there's doctors and fucking
17:24
clinicians and technicians and experts
17:26
and people at Oculus
17:29
and optometrists
17:31
that are doing this shit, right?
17:34
It's not these two fucking 22 year
17:36
old fucking airheads that are
17:38
goddamn going to be prescribing
17:41
my glasses. So there's more people in this
17:43
play. There's not a car in the parking
17:45
lot. So
17:48
I said, well, and I had already, not only
17:50
had I taken a shower and shaved for this
17:52
occasion because somebody was going to be up in
17:54
my face, but also I had a breath lodge,
17:57
lozenge in. I
17:59
was, I was. So far we have got an appointment
18:01
now from. Whatever. Day Two
18:03
More days from now. Oh
18:06
haven't a bar? Have an appointment. Ammo See
18:08
what? this? Procedure. Is like
18:10
but. Was. It would is
18:12
he would. Do. You
18:15
encounter this type of thing up there in
18:17
New Jersey. I. Mean
18:19
you can't just show up in a doctor's
18:21
office with no appointment in the So there's
18:23
that. Know it's not adopt. That's the thing.
18:25
That's what I'm already upset about. That's why
18:28
don't go to these places very often. It's
18:30
not an eye doctors office anymore. Like when
18:32
I was a kid you'd was see doctor.
18:34
So and so the eye doctor. And.
18:37
He'd scare the shit out of you. Any
18:40
to look all mean and menacing. And
18:43
it was a him. The determined whether you were going
18:45
to go blind or not. Ceremonies.
18:47
Glasses since I was in third grade. Second,
18:50
Grade Anyway, That. I
18:52
believe he was a real doctor, but
18:54
a walk in a shopping mall bullshit
18:56
they've got these days and their flyers
18:58
is we take walk. And
19:01
Stacey walked in. The.
19:03
Same flag blaze as all come right
19:05
in friend. Me:
19:08
I'm stay in an era of bargain
19:10
empty goddamn warehouse and they booted me
19:12
out. I
19:15
target personally. Are.
19:21
You there? Yeah. My eyes are
19:23
funds. I don't really relate to the story have
19:25
you never had a deep, never been to the
19:27
eye doctor. I have not had a
19:29
reason. The donor. Will. Know
19:31
the reason you could have some kind of
19:34
goddamn. Glaucoma.
19:37
A that would affect you even if
19:39
your eyesight is you think in good
19:41
shape save for somebody who stands the
19:43
rest of their body. Is a
19:45
some said your. Plugin,
19:47
Drop in a ball on here. What are
19:49
you laughing at? I just saw, yes all
19:51
my skin. A
19:54
that glaucoma just close in on
19:56
year. And. pretty soon you're
19:58
as a loop like to fuck and master and
20:00
fucking kung fu. All
20:03
right. Well, this is your show. Well,
20:06
anyway, real quick, this
20:09
is serious, honestly. Uh, we do, before
20:11
we go any further, we want to
20:13
send our condolences out to
20:16
Jeremy Bagley, who is obviously, we've talked
20:18
about him a bunch of times, jacked
20:20
up Jeremy, he's a member of the
20:22
Cult of Cornet and he's
20:24
done so much. Not
20:26
only has he contributed thousands of dollars
20:29
to the various charity
20:32
organizations that we've done
20:34
fundraisers for, whatever, but also he's
20:36
organized and raised thousands of
20:39
dollars for the American Cancer Society a few
20:41
years ago in honor of Dennis Condry and
20:43
just, he's a great guy,
20:45
does things for people all over the place and
20:48
other members of the Cult and
20:51
his father just passed
20:53
away yesterday as we're speaking right now.
20:55
Oh, I'm so sorry. I had not heard
20:58
that. And he had
21:00
had, I
21:02
don't know whether it was Alzheimer's
21:04
specifically, but had had some dementia
21:06
here recently and had taken, he'd
21:08
had great success with
21:11
a number of health issues, but it took
21:13
turn for the worse recently, but I believe
21:15
he was over 80. I hope I'm saying
21:17
that correctly. But anyway,
21:19
you know, we just
21:21
wanted to send our thoughts to Jeremy and
21:23
his mom and the rest of the family.
21:25
And, you know, we were sorry to hear
21:27
that, but Jeremy has taken a positive tone
21:30
on the thing. He tweeted a heck of a
21:32
tweet of collage of pictures of his dad who
21:35
had lived
21:37
an amazing life. So he's
21:39
taken a positive thought and a bunch
21:41
of people tweeted him that they were thinking
21:43
about him, but we did want to mention that.
21:47
And also, and Charlie
21:49
from Starkville, who is
21:51
a Frequent, Who, well,
21:53
when we used to be able to
21:55
answer questions back before people were being
21:57
kidnapped in goddamn offices and shit. It.
22:00
Charlie from Starkville is the his
22:02
mom. on the positive side is
22:05
cancer free. After two years. She
22:08
just got that news and she's
22:10
a champion. But
22:12
his father's recently been diagnosed with form
22:14
of cancer and they're. Checking.
22:17
that out further but we wanted to. Acknowledge
22:20
him and also while we're on
22:22
a subject. I'm Hotchkiss
22:24
Feather Bottom, the young man who the
22:27
world. Knows. As Hotchkiss
22:29
feather bottom. Even though he
22:31
has a variety of off brand. Relatives.
22:34
That we've talked about. He's got a wonderful
22:36
mother and she's been sick with pneumonia. And
22:39
she is Have they had some other health issues
22:42
or check it out but we want her to
22:44
give. Well. Quick. She's
22:46
eighty five. And
22:48
I know a people are saying and what is
22:50
it? Hot is seventy Eight Know Hotchkiss was, as
22:52
we say, down south the runt of the litter.
22:55
He. Came later in life. But.
22:58
Anyway, we wanted to send of. Our
23:00
thoughts out to her as well. And.
23:04
Nice or he buys as your family do
23:06
and I'm just thinking about the ages of
23:08
a feather. Bottom family has all fascinating. They.
23:11
Are spread out. All. Across
23:13
the spectrum, their. Ah,
23:15
but while I'm doing it, as said, there was
23:17
no order to this. But let's bring things back
23:19
to the positive on a send a thank you.
23:22
To James who did not.
23:26
Include. Is mailing address that I'm on
23:28
a trout I. Gave. Me the
23:30
email. you know I am with those. but
23:32
I'm going to poke into this further. But
23:34
James from Jimmy Joseph where L L C
23:36
in New Jersey. Who
23:39
apparently does screen printing? He sent me
23:41
a. Beautiful. Of
23:43
our windbreaker type jacket with the Smoking
23:45
Man wrestling logo on it. And
23:48
I wanted to thank him for that and your
23:50
friend of mine. Frank. The
23:53
Collector jail. Of a
23:55
sent me. an know
23:57
we trade things back and forth scrapbook
24:01
of clippings from the Ray
24:03
Eckert estate sale. And
24:06
I'd gotten some programs from
24:08
Memphis that he had
24:11
had in that collection, but this is a
24:13
variety of newspaper clippings and it's nice scrapbook
24:15
from, it ranged
24:17
from the late 30s to the early 50s.
24:21
And I appreciate and of course, the
24:24
cake lady as she's known around the
24:26
house here, Joni Aries sent
24:29
me Brian and I'm sorry you just, you
24:31
don't qualify. Joni and I go way
24:33
back. You're just a fresh-faced pup in
24:35
this relationship. That's why you don't get
24:37
it. Yeah, off Aries does your stuff
24:40
taste like shit. Oh
24:42
come on! That's why I don't get it.
24:44
She sent me a
24:46
congratulatory celebratory cake
24:49
for our 400,000 subscribers on
24:51
YouTube. You should get it tested first
24:53
before you dive in. Hey,
24:55
you know what? She also sends the cake and
24:57
the icing separate and puts the icing in
24:59
the bag because she knows I like to do
25:02
it on the ice. You better test that
25:04
too. Oh come on. It
25:07
looks like one of those fucking arts
25:09
and crafts things. She's a professional
25:12
at this type of thing. She works in the
25:14
industry. Well and also I
25:16
want to thank Frank the collector. He just sent
25:19
me a record for my wrestling vinyl collection. It
25:21
is Big Daddy's single from England. Big
25:24
Daddy and the Titanic survivors. We
25:26
shall not be moved. That's right.
25:28
You don't have that. You have not had that before. I've
25:31
had that since 1978. I did not have that one
25:34
in my collection though. I believe it's 1978.
25:36
It might not have come out in 1978. Probably
25:39
it had to be out by 1980. How did
25:42
you get it? I got it
25:45
from my
25:47
God. Oh my God. What was
25:49
his name? There was a guy. Was it
25:51
Evan Traharn in the
25:54
70s that when
25:56
I traded, you know,
25:59
pictures and programs. and stuff with anybody whose
26:01
address was in the magazine so I could get shit.
26:03
I've got 70s
26:05
independent UK
26:08
wrestling posters with Adrian Street on them.
26:10
I got the Big Daddy record. I
26:12
got some Mark
26:14
Rocco stuff, a variety of that
26:17
mid-late 70s British
26:19
world of sport scene when
26:22
I was trading shit back and forth. I can't
26:24
remember the guy's name for sure now. But
26:28
yes, it's probably
26:32
the best record
26:34
ever by a 400-plus pound
26:36
wrestler because I've heard plowboy
26:38
fraziers and it's better than
26:40
his. I
26:43
think Giant Haystacks was on Young, Strong and
26:45
Healthy by Otto Vons and the crew. Well,
26:48
then in that case, now if
26:50
Otto Vons had a singing career,
26:52
we might have to remodel
26:57
that fucking listing. Anyway, have you heard
26:59
about this? Do you know what has
27:01
happened now on Comedy Central that's worth
27:03
watching for once? Reruns
27:06
of the office. John
27:08
Stewart is back on The Daily Show,
27:10
Monday nights only, but he's back. His
27:13
first Monday was this past Monday. You
27:17
have said nothing. You are compa... Do
27:19
you not consider John Stewart the funniest
27:21
man on television? I
27:23
do not, no. Why? Well,
27:27
I mean, I think he's funny and I like his stuff,
27:29
but he's not the funniest man on television. Let
27:32
me tell you, I watched the... When
27:34
he hosted The Daily Show. Funniest man
27:36
on television? I watched that show religiously
27:40
or atheistically since it's me.
27:43
If I couldn't be home, if he were
27:46
still doing shows or whatever, I would record
27:48
it. I would watch it as soon as
27:50
I got home. I loved that show. John
27:53
Stewart is not only hilarious, but
27:55
he's fucking brilliant. And
27:57
he's witty and he's quick and boom.
27:59
boom, boom, if he was a wrestler, he'd
28:02
be my favorite. And
28:04
then he left the, he left
28:06
the fucking, I'm just telling you, I mean, you know,
28:08
the thing to throw in there. He's
28:10
got all the, he's got all the tools I'm
28:12
telling you, but, and then he leaves
28:16
the show and it went to complete shit
28:18
and I haven't watched it since. You
28:22
didn't like Trevor Noah? Oh,
28:24
fuck. Come on. I
28:26
don't know how that guy got a job parking cars.
28:30
I don't know. I've never seen it.
28:32
I've never got it. I don't know what
28:34
the fuck that anybody would watch that show
28:36
for. But
28:39
now John Stewart is back on Mondays.
28:41
Are you going to be watching Tuesday? Are you
28:44
going to be watching on Tuesday? No, cause he's
28:46
not on on Tuesdays. He's on on Mondays. I'm
28:50
watching the daily show with John Stewart. Give
28:52
me the daily show with John Stewart daily,
28:54
every day, Monday through Sunday. I'll watch it.
28:56
But if it's the daily show, but not
28:58
with John Stewart. Fuck your
29:00
daily show. Should they get Craig Kilborn a night?
29:04
I don't give a fuck. He was the original
29:06
host. I don't care. Cause
29:09
it's not the daily show. I
29:15
don't care what he fucking does. Do you like John
29:17
Oliver? You see, just did a big segment about Chuck
29:19
E. Cheese. Yes. I must admit,
29:22
I like John
29:24
Oliver. I like, uh, I like John
29:26
Oliver segments on the daily show. Um,
29:30
I like John Oliver in segments. I'm not sure
29:32
I can do John Oliver for the whole show,
29:34
but he only does 30 minutes. So it's not
29:36
fucking, but it's a lot of John Oliver. Yeah.
29:38
But it's still a lot of John. All
29:42
right. Not a big John Stewart fan, huh? No, I like
29:45
him. I think he's great. I'm not that excited yet. We'll
29:47
see. I mean, it's always weird when someone leaves the job
29:49
and they come back years later and they're going to do
29:51
it for one night a week. I mean, this is like
29:53
a Jay Leno kind of thing almost, but
29:56
well, it's a goddamn. Obviously a
29:58
ratings ploy by the. Loundering comedy
30:01
cinema. No, no, I think it's good for him I
30:03
mean he just he lost that Apple deal where he
30:05
walked away from that Apple deal because they were they
30:07
didn't want to do Stories about like China and stuff
30:10
because it would screw up their relationship with China. So now
30:14
Of all the things that he ever did this was the
30:16
thing that he did best I
30:18
don't want the Daily Show with China I want
30:21
the Daily Show with Jon Stewart Did you ever
30:23
watch the Larry Sanders show episodes with Jon Stewart
30:25
where he was gonna take over the show? I
30:28
did not like season. I didn't know
30:30
about those All right, you didn't
30:32
know about the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. No,
30:34
it wasn't even invented yet Well,
30:37
we show with Jon Stewart, but it's one of the best
30:39
shows in the history of television That's why I wasn't looking
30:41
for fucking Jon Stewart Alright But
30:44
nevertheless the point that I was trying to
30:46
make to you is before you obscured it
30:48
and obfuscated the issue with all of that
30:50
Falterall Was that
30:53
he doesn't need to come back and
30:55
work five days a week cuz he's
30:57
probably my age I would imagine and
30:59
it probably feels the same way he'd
31:01
rather styne vision a future here where
31:03
I sit at home and have more
31:05
puppies and Stacy and I
31:07
work on Planning the
31:09
landscaping not goddamn what TV show
31:12
I'm gonna host next so I
31:14
would assume that they have offered
31:17
him a sweet proposition To
31:19
come back on Mondays as a way to
31:21
kickstart their week of substandard
31:24
hosts from there on out as A
31:26
ratings ploy, which I think is wonderful
31:29
business. What else would you do to
31:31
fix Comedy Central? Well,
31:34
actually you don't need to There's
31:37
nothing there anymore. They have no
31:39
original programming they're
31:41
just Do they am I
31:44
missing it? I? Haven't
31:47
seen anything original in a while. It's all reruns
31:51
Of everything and maybe
31:53
that's a indictment of comedy to not only
31:55
television but Anyway, this
31:58
is your show. Okay. Well Speaking
32:00
of television of things that is going
32:02
to return to television, we
32:05
got the heads up now, the information
32:07
is coming out, the press releases, et
32:09
cetera, and also we're probably behind on
32:11
this because we're too busy covering fucking
32:14
insanity. But
32:17
there's several television programs returning to
32:19
the air in what
32:22
I think late February and or early March,
32:25
you could maybe got the details. Our
32:27
friends at Dark Side of the Ring
32:29
are going to be back on Vice and
32:32
this is not going to
32:34
be a season where they have a show
32:36
on Vince McMahon. That will be season six
32:38
and it'll be a 10-part miniseries. But
32:42
season five is going to have
32:44
some interesting characters
32:46
on it as well as some feedback
32:49
or input from your
32:52
humble servant myself. And
32:55
then the shows as well on A&E
32:57
are coming back to give
33:00
us more biographies and more rivalries.
33:03
So we got that to look forward
33:05
to along with the leaves
33:07
on trees in the spring. But
33:11
first things first, let's talk about Dark Side
33:13
of the Ring on Vice
33:15
TV. It's season five and
33:17
there's a couple of interesting ones
33:19
this year and one
33:21
that I know I'm especially involved
33:23
in. But do you have the list in front of you,
33:26
Brian? I do have the list here and one that
33:28
I can't figure out exactly what the Dark Side will be.
33:31
We'll get to that in a moment. But season five of
33:33
Dark Side of the Ring premieres Tuesday, March 5th,
33:35
10 p.m.
33:37
Eastern Time on Vice
33:40
TV is the official name of this channel now.
33:42
Yes. Here are the episodes. That's
33:44
what was always the name of it. Didn't it originally
33:46
have a different name? I've
33:48
been calling it Vice TV. Maybe they're just catching up
33:50
to me now. I don't know. No
33:53
one watches it. I'll get in this show, of
33:55
course, because Jim's on it. Well, there you go.
33:57
Here's the lineup and you could, I guess, stop
33:59
after each name and tell me what you think. Chris
34:02
Adams. Well, this one
34:04
is going to be interesting. I am not
34:06
involved in this. I knew obviously Chris from
34:08
Dallas, we were there for six months, but
34:11
otherwise, um, you
34:13
know, we didn't coexist, but, uh,
34:16
I understand from the preview, from the
34:18
clip, they have the, the
34:21
guy that shot him, right? Do
34:24
you remember his name? I'll never forget the guy's
34:26
name. No, I can't. Cause there was a Gary
34:28
Hart interview talking about it and Gary Hart was
34:30
very upset. He was close to Chris Adams. So
34:33
it's weird just seeing a grown man talk about it. He's like, and
34:35
then Bure shot him. And
34:38
Bure, Bure, who the fuck is this
34:40
guy? Well,
34:43
that was, uh, it was
34:45
in Texas. So these things happened down there.
34:49
But anyway, um, you
34:51
know, that's the thing with Adams. He, he
34:54
made an impression in a short period
34:56
of time in this
34:59
country, in the wrestling business, because people
35:01
forget he, he
35:03
wasn't really here and in a spot on
35:06
any kind of national television for more than like
35:08
six years from the time that he came from
35:11
England, right? Until he
35:14
was off TV for the most part. And I
35:16
know some people are so well, he was on,
35:18
everybody was on WCW in the nineties, uh,
35:21
but I'm telling me in a meaningful spot, but
35:23
he made an impression, the super kick, which was,
35:27
you know, it was a bit of a, yeah,
35:29
he did it best and he, he looked like a
35:31
guy that could do with
35:34
those long legs and he still had the size
35:36
and a blah, blah, blah. And he, it
35:38
looked good and it wasn't, you
35:41
know, just prostituted to shit to where people just did
35:44
it over and over and got up from it, et
35:46
cetera, et cetera. But that was
35:48
a variation as simple as it is on
35:50
anything that had been done in
35:52
a way of kicks at that point. And
35:55
you know, he was a legitimate, uh,
35:59
judo. practitioner and
36:01
an amateur in England and I guess
36:03
his brother was way far ahead of
36:05
him, was like nationally or internationally
36:08
ranked. But
36:10
Chris was a good worker and he was,
36:13
I think as a heel, a better talker,
36:15
he was so, as a baby face, he
36:17
was so cheery, smiley,
36:19
white meat, early
36:22
80s kind of thing that I don't think that would
36:24
have gotten over as the
36:26
80s progressed. But he was, with
36:29
that accent and that cockiness, he was
36:32
a good promo. I
36:35
don't know that, he
36:37
was not going to be the main event
36:40
guy either way in Crockett promotions or in
36:42
the WWF at the time. He was not
36:45
going to be the guy but he was
36:48
capable of being on a card anywhere. And
36:50
he was again, I never
36:52
saw that part because I was not socializing
36:56
with him and Gino and Highland Park
36:58
or whatever while we were there but
37:01
apparently the nicest guy in the
37:03
world to your face at least
37:05
and in the locker room or whatever and
37:07
then he would, yeah, he drank and
37:09
he was a fucking lunatic. Didn't he like super
37:12
kick a flight attendant? Remember
37:14
he got arrested and he went to jail?
37:18
In the middle of a plane he just gave
37:20
her a super kick right in the aisle. Oh
37:22
no, he head butted her. Come on, don't take
37:25
it away from me. He gave her a pocket.
37:27
No, I got that. And that's why his legs
37:29
were so long he got over the fucking drink
37:31
cart. It's a bam. Holy shit, did you see
37:34
that? You
37:36
never saw it,
37:38
company went right over the fucking
37:41
A-l-8. No,
37:44
he head butted that wouldn't serve
37:47
him any more drinks. He allegedly, and
37:49
I think it was proven in a
37:51
court of law, head butted the flight
37:53
attendant. Now that I
37:55
think about it, I don't know whether it was a male
37:57
or female flight attendant. Now we've created a Probably
38:01
some type of false narrative there. It
38:03
was a female flight attendant. Well,
38:05
I mean, I'm open to fucking either one. I'm
38:07
just saying, we gotta leave all these things open
38:09
unless you... It's on the goddamn internet, so anybody
38:11
wants to fucking check it out. Is that to
38:14
be on Dark Side of the Ring? Is that
38:16
to be on Dark Side of the Ring? Oh,
38:18
please do a reenactment of him super kicking a
38:20
female flight attendant over the tray of drinks! That's
38:22
amazing! Would
38:24
Kevin Rauner try to pull him back? Right,
38:28
wasn't Kevin on a flight with him? Am I thinking of that right?
38:31
Uh, well, see, that's the thing
38:33
is that I'm trying
38:36
to remember is, was this in the dying
38:38
days of world class or was this in
38:40
the early 90s? I think
38:42
it was the dying days of world class. It
38:44
was even before the dying days. Because
38:47
he went to jail for it in
38:49
86 after he had turned babyface, because
38:51
then after that, he
38:53
jumped to lots with everyone else in world
38:55
class, and they made it a thing where
38:57
Iceman Parsons turned heel and was going Chris
38:59
Adams a jailbird. Well, okay,
39:02
well then in that case, yeah, I'm
39:04
pretty sure everybody... See, in those days,
39:06
I've mentioned we would fly Southwest Airlines.
39:09
It was like $39 from Dallas and
39:12
he would love field to anywhere in
39:14
Texas. And they had late
39:16
night flights that leave it like $10.50 or
39:18
whatever, so you could actually get back by
39:20
midnight. So all the
39:22
guys would take those flights. So if
39:25
there was a goddamn incident on a flight
39:27
in the Dallas crew, most times, most of
39:29
the guys were fucking on it. And
39:32
then I guess also you got to bring up... He trains Steve
39:34
Austin. Steve Austin ends up falling
39:36
in love and marrying Chris
39:39
Adams's ex-girlfriend. They were
39:41
never married, although people thought they were. And
39:44
then Steve Austin never
39:46
wanted to be around Chris Adams again ever. Yeah.
39:50
I mean, you know, there's something there
39:52
too. Because he had the inside scoop
39:54
on exactly Chris Adams, which
39:56
you'll learn on Dark Side of the
39:58
Ring this coming season. 5th and
40:00
beyond. All right, we've gotten one
40:02
episode in so far. Jim, another episode? There's
40:07
10 and here's episode two as
40:09
it's listed here, Sensational Sherry. And
40:13
I will be involved in this one. And
40:16
this is one that obviously it
40:21
hurts to
40:23
hear the story
40:25
that Sherry, everybody loves Sherry
40:27
and she was so talented
40:29
but there was several
40:31
issues and she was gone too
40:33
soon. So this one will be
40:35
one that I'm looking
40:38
forward to just to get her story told and
40:40
get some of the footage. If
40:43
people are watching wrestling footage of
40:45
Sherry Martel with modern
40:47
eyes now, she would be by
40:50
far along with Rhea Ripley. You
40:53
could main event Rhea Ripley
40:55
and Sherry Martel at WrestleMania
40:57
compared to the rest of
41:00
the female roster these days,
41:02
the intensity and the
41:05
fucking... She was
41:07
always presented strong. Even
41:09
though she was aligned with guys like
41:11
Randy Savage, D.B.A.C., Shawn Michaels, until maybe
41:14
Shawn Michaels, she was always presented as
41:16
being strong and dominant. And
41:20
that's the thing is that... And
41:22
I know somebody's gonna see one
41:24
of her matches on YouTube with
41:26
Candy Devine in a fucking Blase
41:28
AWA match and think, what? But
41:31
no, when she was on the
41:33
stage and being presented and there
41:35
was a fucking... She
41:37
fit right in with all of the
41:39
fucking stars and she had an oomph
41:42
and an intensity and a believability, especially
41:45
speaking that
41:48
they could use today instead of this fucking
41:51
chatter amongst many of the girls. Think of
41:54
the chance she got. It really is amazing
41:56
when Hogan and Savage break up and Elizabeth
41:59
goes with it. Hogan but she's not really
42:01
going on the road or anything, she makes a few
42:03
appearances with the babyfaces but she's not with Randy Savage
42:05
anymore. Sherry gets that
42:07
spot. Heal Randy
42:09
Savage and eventually King Randy Savage,
42:11
Macho King, Queen
42:13
Sherry and she excelled in that
42:16
role. That's a tough role to...you're
42:18
not really replacing Elizabeth because it's a different kind
42:21
of personality altogether but you're
42:23
replacing her in terms of being a valet
42:25
with Randy Savage who just had an iconic
42:28
relationship on this wrestling show with Elizabeth and
42:31
it worked. Well because
42:33
you actually finally got to
42:36
see the female part of
42:38
the equation do something. For
42:41
one thing, I know everybody loved Elizabeth,
42:43
I never got it. I'm
42:47
not saying anything about her, I've met her like
42:49
twice in person. I say anything bad about her
42:51
as a person. Let
42:53
the whole fucking just stand there
42:56
with the doe eyes and stares.
42:58
It was the damsel in distress.
43:00
Everyone could have pictured themselves saving her from that
43:02
mean Randy Savage like George Steele tried to do.
43:05
I wouldn't have risked my fucking
43:07
neck. Now if Sherry was in
43:09
trouble, I'll help her but anyway,
43:13
who's next? Next on the list
43:15
here, Terry Gordy. And
43:18
hopefully I will be on this
43:20
one and I also
43:22
as I recall tried to...or not tried
43:24
to, did, give
43:27
them some pictures and some footage and things
43:29
that again,
43:31
another brilliant
43:34
talent and who
43:36
would be otherworldly
43:38
today with his talent and
43:40
ability and natural oomph in
43:42
his day and the
43:45
shit that he could do. And
43:49
unfortunately, again, gone
43:52
too soon and just
43:54
as age
43:57
wise, chronologically, He
44:00
would have been in his late 30s when
44:02
the attitude era took off
44:04
and well, he was in his late 30s
44:07
when the attitude era took off and if
44:09
he'd have been in this condition he should
44:12
have been in chronologically, he could
44:16
have made a fucking fortune more than the free
44:18
birds did in their whole
44:20
run in a couple years and
44:22
he just missed it. And
44:25
I mean he still did wonderful in Japan but
44:28
to be able to after
44:31
all those years stay home for
44:33
a couple years and make several
44:36
hundred thousand dollars to whatever a year.
44:41
Do you still have because it was obviously
44:44
edited severely and
44:47
even in that form it was alarming at
44:49
the time but after Terry Gordy
44:51
had the incident where he passed out on the plane he
44:53
went into a coma and he came out
44:56
of it, he returned to wrestling, he did some stuff in
44:58
Dallas with Michael Hayes for the
45:00
GWF and then you
45:02
brought him in to the Knight
45:04
of Legends in 94 against Tony Anthony
45:08
and you had a promo you played on TV and
45:11
obviously like I said it was clipped. Do
45:13
you have like the unedited promo of that still? I mean
45:15
what did you think when you got that tape? I've
45:20
got a lot of work tapes
45:22
and stuff, I can't tell you off top
45:24
of my head if I have that one
45:26
specific raw footage of the interview
45:28
but it was
45:31
like a science fiction movie in that
45:34
the voice was basically the same and
45:36
it was coming out of the same
45:39
human being but all
45:41
of the emotion was gone. And
45:46
because whatever – It Was
45:50
a brain injury that ended up being
45:52
the result of the coma and everything.
45:54
Well yeah, I mean whatever oxygen was
45:56
– whatever part of the brain, I'm
45:58
not a brain. The Origin:
46:00
I'm a small down bird lawyer. Whatever.
46:02
part of the brain that of would
46:04
i lack of oxygen or com or
46:07
whatever effects it to accuse. He
46:10
a saiki was maybe still even
46:12
the same person inside behind the
46:14
eyes, but. I've. Mentioned
46:16
when. If you'd be talking to
46:18
some mine a locked room instead of be a jury,
46:20
Gordy to Obscura. Hey. You. Don't ask
46:22
the question or slippery on the back of whatever.
46:26
You would notice that is out of
46:28
the corner. Ah, he's just standing there
46:30
staring. And. You'd turn around
46:32
and he be ladies oteri can I help
46:34
you. Oh yeah geo
46:36
my was just wondering. An.
46:40
Easy to ask the question and and you know of
46:42
whatever it in the ring. He. Could
46:44
still run the ropes. He could still do
46:46
the moves. He didn't hurt anybody. But.
46:49
The life was gone. The
46:51
personality, the. What
46:53
made him. Bam! Bam! You
46:55
know the again. And. A huge
46:58
city to run the ropes. still because in Knoxville
47:00
for the night. Alleges again I was there. The.
47:02
Music. Leonard. Skin or
47:05
free bird. And. He came out and he
47:07
got him a ring. And he
47:09
started running the ropes and for a second you
47:11
thought oh my god the old Terry Gordy's hear.
47:14
Ya. And wasn't even that long a period of time it been
47:16
a year. On. We got your is. And.
47:18
Then as soon as the match started, It.
47:21
Just wasn't. It. Wasn't connecting. Not
47:23
only was an automatic in the race, You
47:25
could tell was a connecting from his brain to
47:27
his body. couldn't. He. Couldn't make
47:29
it worth. Ganda.
47:32
Will. See, I mean obviously a very interesting
47:34
episode there when he was. Let's
47:38
see it as if six you
47:40
wouldn't He was eighteen years old
47:42
and Bobby Eden was twenty years
47:44
old. They were both working for
47:46
Nick. Ghoulish. And they
47:49
were probably better at that point
47:51
than half the guys were going
47:53
for Gym Crockett or Vince Mcmahon.
47:57
And. just nobody knew it yet
47:59
and then suddenly Gordy
48:02
finally gets to... Here
48:04
in Memphis, you could see more people saw
48:06
it, but then you got to Louisiana and
48:09
it's like, here, he's a teenager, he's main event
48:12
in the fucking Superdome. And
48:14
Bobby took a little bit longer because
48:16
he didn't have the... Honestly, the guy
48:18
like this... The Michael Hayes. Well, he didn't have
48:20
the size and the promo and he didn't have
48:22
the tag team partner, the mouth, you
48:25
know. The mouth more than a tag team partner, because the
48:27
first thing Watts did was say, I'm getting this guy out
48:29
of the ring. I'm getting Buddy
48:31
Roberts. Yeah.
48:33
But anyway, but that's... So
48:36
I'll look forward to seeing that one on Terry.
48:39
You mentioned that there would be no Vince McMahon on
48:41
this season of Dark Side of the Ring. Technically, I
48:43
guess it would be here, an episode
48:45
on Black Saturday when Vince
48:47
McMahon and the World Wrestling Federation tightened
48:50
sports purchase Georgia Championship Wrestling and
48:52
the TBS time slot in 1984. Yes,
48:55
Black Saturday was before at the
48:58
condo, they had Brown Tuesday, I guess.
49:02
Too soon? I'll stay away from
49:04
it. Too soon. But
49:07
Black Saturday, obviously, as you just mentioned,
49:10
that was the first real shockwave
49:14
in the War of 84 that
49:16
everybody said, oh, holy shit. When
49:19
Vince took over the TBS time slot
49:21
by buying out the Briscoes, the other
49:24
shareholders and, you know, everybody
49:26
but Oly, who suddenly became
49:28
without a wrestling
49:30
promotion in Georgia. And the
49:32
story behind that, that it, you know, short
49:36
version, we've talked about it. The show
49:38
was a flop. The people wanted their
49:40
Gordon Sully wrestling back. But
49:42
since there was a contract and blah,
49:45
blah, blah, Turner almost got into
49:48
partnership with Bill Watts to get Mid-South
49:50
wrestling onto TBS. But it was on
49:52
TBS. It was to buy into the
49:54
company and continue on TBS. Yeah, I'm
49:56
sorry. I did misstate and you are
49:59
correct. Don't, don't. rub it in. Um,
50:01
but to become more of a, more
50:04
of a partner and a, you know,
50:06
supporter of Mid-South wrestling, when Jim
50:09
Crockett ended up paying a million dollars
50:12
to Vince McMahon and buying the time
50:14
slot, saving Turner the money
50:17
and the effort and putting NWA
50:19
wrestling back on TBS, but that
50:22
was one of the major
50:24
cash payments that Vince got that he
50:26
was able to finance the
50:29
first WrestleMania with, you know, not
50:31
too long afterwards, along with the booking fee
50:33
from Inoki in New Japan.
50:37
So that will be the, uh, I'm
50:39
sure people will be looking at it with
50:42
new eyes now, but that's the, uh, the
50:44
program's topic. And
50:46
the topic is great too, cause you get Oli
50:48
Anderson involved. And there's that famous story that Oli
50:50
told where there was a meeting amongst the
50:53
board members of Georgia Championship Wrestling.
50:55
Vince was now the head
50:57
of the board. And even
51:00
with all this happening, Vince is, according
51:03
to Oli, Vince was still trying to get Oli to
51:05
come work for the World Wrestling Federation. This
51:08
doesn't have to be a fight. Come work for me. And
51:10
Oli said, go fuck yourself. And
51:13
then Vince, the next time brought Linda and he
51:15
said, Oli, I'd like to introduce you to my
51:17
wife, Linda. And Oli said, go fuck yourself and
51:19
fuck her too. And
51:23
then Vince said, you'll never work for the World
51:25
Wrestling Federation. Oh
51:29
my God. I don't know if Oli's in a condition where
51:31
he could talk on camera or anything, but oh, that'd be
51:33
great if they got to him for this. I
51:36
don't, I'm not sure to be honest with
51:38
you, whether by the time that they finished
51:40
the program, whether or not they were able
51:43
to do that, but he wanted the first goes to
51:45
make a blood oath with him. I
51:48
got it. I just say one thing
51:50
about, we in the
51:52
summer of 83, we were working for
51:54
Oli. Dundee liked Oli. Dundee always liked,
51:56
I think only liked Dundee because he,
51:59
you know, He fucking worked hard, he hustled,
52:01
he had good finishes, he's one of the boys,
52:03
right? But
52:05
Dundee, talking about Ollie's demeanor,
52:07
because even when Ollie
52:09
was being witty and sly and every
52:12
once in a while he'd laugh for
52:14
you, if it wasn't a show he
52:16
was running, if he
52:18
was just in the locker room, he'd laugh or he'd have
52:20
a little grin on his face. But
52:23
most of the time he came off as grumpy
52:25
Ollie, right? And
52:27
Dundee said, Ollie Henderson likes to
52:30
fuck but he don't like to come. He
52:33
just wants to fuck all the time, he
52:35
don't want to come, he just wants to
52:37
keep fucking, he's miserable. The
52:40
wisdom of Bill Dundee coming to bookstores soon.
52:45
Well that's Black Saturday, that will certainly be an interesting
52:47
one. Here's one that a lot of people certainly want
52:49
to hear what you had to say about, Chris
52:51
Colt. Well,
52:53
I believe I will have some input on this one
52:56
and I did have some of the only
52:59
existing footage of Chris Colt
53:01
from Tennessee at least and
53:03
somewhat of the prime
53:06
of his life and career. You
53:10
know we've talked about what
53:12
a fascinating story Chris Colt was
53:15
as a wrestler and a human being before
53:17
on the program on and off. I think
53:19
we had Dave Brzezinski, super
53:22
mouth himself on
53:25
the program one time talking about especially
53:27
the Michigan stories
53:30
of Chris Colt and they really
53:32
went back and tried to find
53:34
everybody they could and
53:37
went into as deeply as
53:39
they could into his roots in Arizona.
53:44
He was a fan
53:46
that wrote letters
53:48
to Tom Burke, our friend up in
53:51
Massachusetts, one of the early trading
53:54
fans and he
53:56
ended up pursuing his dream to be a
53:58
wrestler. becoming tag
54:00
team partners with Don Fargo and
54:03
then ending up being probably
54:06
one of the only people in wrestling that
54:08
there are weirder stories about than Don Fargo
54:10
and being kind
54:12
of an enigma that he
54:14
was such a great worker, but he was
54:16
so self-destructive and the
54:19
weird shit he did in his life
54:21
both both positive and negative whether it
54:23
be you know
54:25
a roadie for Joe Cocker or
54:27
fucking you know dying
54:30
of AIDS in a homeless shelter and
54:33
everything in between so I hope that
54:36
they'll be able to for once and at least
54:40
Put everything down in one place where we
54:42
can figure out at least what was bullshit
54:44
and what wouldn't and sort through it But
54:47
what a fucking worker in his day when he
54:49
was When he was fucked up
54:51
in the right kind of way because he told people
54:53
he never worked sober he couldn't But
54:56
when he was on the right shit He
54:58
was incredible Here there's that famous
55:00
story where he was in a cage match and he ate a
55:02
bunch of acid and he thought Spiders were coming into the cage
55:04
to get him and he left the cage and ran away I
55:07
believe I will be voicing over that
55:09
reenactment. I just have a feeling That
55:13
that might happen Well, we will
55:15
see what happens on the Chris Colt episode
55:18
another episode of Dark Side of the Ring
55:20
this upcoming season Jim the Sandman And
55:23
this one obviously I didn't have any
55:25
input in because I've met the Sandman
55:27
Obviously way back when he was the
55:29
Sandman with a surfboard and the nose
55:31
tape or whatever working for Dennis Corluso
55:35
But obviously I wasn't around during
55:37
his ECW heyday You
55:40
know I'm
55:43
not knocking him. I think maybe he
55:45
realizes this I said wasn't that was
55:47
one of those ECW kind of gimmicks
55:49
wasn't it that You
55:52
can't really take that out of that gimmick.
55:54
Yeah, you couldn't take that and put
55:56
it in any other presentation and And
56:01
it would work, let's just say. Well,
56:04
the one I said that was a little puzzling on this
56:06
list, Jim, a lot of people have been trying to figure
56:08
out what's the dark side of this story, Earthquake
56:12
John Tenta. You know,
56:14
I'm not involved in the episode and I
56:16
haven't seen any advanced copies, so I
56:19
would have to think that
56:21
it was just the fact that he, you know,
56:24
passed away young from
56:26
illness. How's
56:29
that the dark side of the ring? Well,
56:32
because he couldn't get in the ring
56:34
anymore because he was dead. I don't,
56:36
you know, don't fucking goddamn blister me
56:38
for this. Maybe they just, goddamn, they
56:40
got a story to tell. They
56:42
got a song they want to sing, Brian. Let him
56:44
sing it. He left Sumo to
56:46
go to all Japan. Then
56:48
he came to the WWF as Earthquake. He had
56:51
the shoot thing with Koji
56:53
Katao and S.W.S. And
56:57
then he was Golga. He was
56:59
a shark. And then he was gone, gone. I
57:02
don't know what the, again, we'll see. This is an interesting
57:04
one. Everyone's kind of wondering what the dark side is. Well,
57:08
after you, we got to tune in and find out, don't we?
57:11
Another episode people will be
57:13
potentially tuning into, Harley Race.
57:18
And this is one I, honestly,
57:20
I've commented on Harley. I
57:23
don't expect to be in the
57:25
episode because I wasn't instrumental in any
57:27
way in his life or career. But
57:30
this is again something I'm just looking so forward
57:32
to just to get for
57:34
the opportunity for a more modern audience
57:36
to be forced to
57:38
sit down and watch some fucking clips of Harley Race.
57:40
Does that make any sense? I
57:43
just want more people to see the stuff
57:45
they're going to dig up that's going to paint him
57:47
in a more positive light than maybe his WCW
57:50
managing run in 1993 or whatever. Again,
57:53
this isn't biography. This is dark side of the ring. I
57:55
don't think they're going to be painting a bit of positive
57:57
light. They're going to find some scandal. with
58:00
and what do you know? No, they're not
58:03
gonna have to find anything, they're all out
58:05
there. I mean as far as the a
58:07
positive light, the clips of Harley and his
58:09
prime and people talking about him, his contemporaries,
58:12
but let's face it, you
58:15
know, there were problems he had.
58:17
He had the fucking boat accident,
58:19
he lost lawsuits and you
58:22
know he had a life
58:24
of peaks and valleys but I don't think
58:26
you're gonna get any of the boys to
58:28
comment in this program
58:30
on anything other than a positive look
58:34
at Harley. And also
58:36
with Dark Side of the Ring, they've
58:38
done many of the darker stories and
58:40
Vince came out after their season
58:43
of editing was over with. So let
58:46
them tell some stories for fuck's sake.
58:50
I want Harley Race on TV in
58:52
2024, I don't care how it happens.
58:55
Well let's see how it happens, we shall
58:58
see. Now another question before we wrap up
59:00
with the other two episodes, is Chris Jericho
59:02
still the narrator of this thing? Well that
59:04
might yet to be determined, I haven't seen
59:06
any clips that would indicate either way, have
59:08
you? I haven't but I haven't
59:11
seen anything to say that he's not going
59:13
to be involved and it's a little awkward
59:15
considering. Maybe he'll recuse himself when they get
59:17
to his episode. Well I
59:19
guess we'll find out. What would it
59:21
be like if he did the voice
59:23
service? And then I had
59:26
a super spreader on my cruise ship. Well
59:29
Jim, another episode of Dark Side of the Ring
59:32
coming up this season, Buff
59:34
Bagwell. And
59:36
I think we've all got to look forward to this
59:39
because we're gonna
59:41
separate the fact from the fiction
59:43
and the rumor from the innuendo
59:45
and the wacky
59:47
stories from the wacky facts and I
59:50
think we're even gonna hear from Buff
59:52
himself on exactly why he was indeed
59:54
at one time the stuff. Alright
59:57
that expert analysis was funny.
1:00:00
And finally Jim, the last episode listed here for the
1:00:02
season of Dark Side of the Ring coming up, Brutus
1:00:05
Beefcake. And
1:00:07
I've seen again one of the
1:00:09
early clips on one of the previews
1:00:12
of this one where he says, yeah,
1:00:14
so they didn't know what
1:00:16
to do. They had my face in their hands
1:00:18
or whatever. Obviously
1:00:21
I think Brutus is still alive and with
1:00:23
us, so this is not a real dark
1:00:25
side, but it was a dark, it
1:00:27
was a dark, dark day that happened to
1:00:29
him when that woman caved his fucking face
1:00:31
in. That's what happens when
1:00:33
you party with Brian Blair. Well,
1:00:36
you know, and that's another thing. Why the fuck do
1:00:38
people want to get in the ocean? What
1:00:41
the fuck? Do you know how big the ocean
1:00:43
is? And do you know
1:00:45
how powerful the currents are and
1:00:49
the riptides and the waves and the...
1:00:51
Well, you're flying Brian Aloha from
1:00:54
Hawaii, from
1:00:56
Oahu or whatever.
1:00:59
Hawaiian Brian, you know this. Why
1:01:03
do people want to get out in the ocean?
1:01:05
I'm not stepping foot in a fucking ocean farther
1:01:08
than up to my knees to just
1:01:10
walk in the cool sand. Those
1:01:13
people that want to swim in the ocean, well,
1:01:15
fuck you, they may never find you again. I'm
1:01:17
going over here to the community swimming pool and
1:01:19
get chlamydia with the rest of the folks. Brutus
1:01:21
B. King wasn't in the ocean. He wasn't even
1:01:24
trying to swim. He was trying to parasail. He
1:01:26
was getting ready to in a woman's... Well, don't
1:01:28
you have to be in the ocean to parasail?
1:01:31
Or was he getting ready to or was it just that the woman
1:01:33
that was parasailing hit him in the face? Well,
1:01:35
how would a fucking somebody parasailing hit
1:01:38
somebody in a fucking face if somebody
1:01:40
wasn't in the water in which they
1:01:42
were parasailing over? He was like standing
1:01:44
on a dock or something. I'm just
1:01:46
having a flight by the knees of
1:01:48
the head. If
1:01:51
she's fucking flying over the fucking
1:01:53
dock at that velocity, at that
1:01:55
low of a goddamn altitude, there
1:01:57
may have been other issues. Wouldn't
1:01:59
it? What the hell? We gotta
1:02:01
tune in and find out what the details are.
1:02:04
Do they have footage? This woman was flying by,
1:02:06
she gave him the Clearwater Beach trigger right to
1:02:08
his face. We'll
1:02:13
see the reenactment and then we'll know.
1:02:15
I think what people are looking, well
1:02:18
not looking forward to, but they're wondering if the wife, Misty
1:02:21
or Missy, whatever her name is. Is
1:02:24
that his manager? He has
1:02:26
a wife for this beefcake who apparently makes
1:02:28
a lot of outlandish comments so people are
1:02:30
waiting to see if... She was on one
1:02:32
of these other programs that was identified as
1:02:35
his manager. Oh, Missy
1:02:37
Beefcake. Man, I
1:02:39
just saw... and I hadn't seen this
1:02:41
in a few years so I popped. Jimmy
1:02:43
Valient just did some autograph shows somewhere, I
1:02:46
guess before an actual wrestling show and he sets up,
1:02:48
he has his table and all his gimmicks. And
1:02:50
he has a giant poster behind him. Come
1:02:53
meet legendary wrestler, WWE
1:02:55
Hall of Famer, Jimmy Valient, and
1:02:58
world-renowned manager, Captain
1:03:00
Joe. And I
1:03:02
saw this years ago and I'm like, oh my god,
1:03:04
I can't believe he's still with Captain Joe, whoever this
1:03:07
guy is. And it's just like a guy
1:03:09
in a funny outfit with glasses, just
1:03:11
some guy drives Jimmy Valient and became Captain
1:03:13
Joe, the world-renowned man. Yeah,
1:03:17
that's because everybody knows
1:03:19
handsome Jimmy doesn't drive
1:03:22
often and hadn't probably
1:03:25
since the 70s. And
1:03:27
he'll usually ride upfront shotgun
1:03:29
in the passenger seat but
1:03:31
there's generally... And there have
1:03:34
been other captains and majors and whoever that
1:03:36
have managed him in the past but they
1:03:38
all involve around a guy that's going to
1:03:40
drive the car and then put on an
1:03:42
outfit and draw kids' attention. And
1:03:45
he gives attention at Walmart to come over to the table and buy some
1:03:47
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1:03:49
he's world famous. World-renowned. Not
1:03:53
even famous. He's renowned. People think highly
1:03:55
of him. But back to
1:03:57
Beefcake, there's the parasailing accident.
1:04:00
obviously. And then at
1:04:03
some point he was working for
1:04:05
Boston Transit. And
1:04:07
he was in the subway and he was doing
1:04:09
cocaine, but they didn't know it was cocaine.
1:04:11
They just saw white powder. He
1:04:15
was at one of the fucking ticket
1:04:17
window. I don't take this fucking form
1:04:19
of transportation in Massachusetts or wherever. I
1:04:22
don't know how it works, but where the
1:04:24
ticket window or the tokens or whatever, he's
1:04:26
in the window, he leaves his cocaine. They
1:04:28
think it's goddamn tracks. They shut the whole
1:04:31
goddamn station down. And
1:04:34
that made some news. Get
1:04:37
ready for that reenactment. That
1:04:40
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1:04:43
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Brian is the cognitive
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Dave, Dave Meltzer, who seems
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to not be able to discern
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fact from fiction anymore
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and it's kind of blown up this week
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with this story that it sounds
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ridiculous to say
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it out loud but it happened, somebody
1:10:31
sent Dave a clip
1:10:33
of a video of Triple H
1:10:36
and The Rock from like 10
1:10:38
years ago doing
1:10:41
a promo backstage somewhere
1:10:44
and challenging each other or whatever like they
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were gonna fight at WrestleMania and told
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him it was like what this last week
1:10:53
when they were in whatever town they were
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in doing the fucking deal right? Vegas. In
1:10:58
Vegas and and he
1:11:00
ran with it, he ran with
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the scoop all the way until
1:11:05
he ran from the scoop when
1:11:07
everybody started laughing at him, they
1:11:09
sent him the video, they were
1:11:11
10 years younger. I know
1:11:14
they're in good shape for their ages right
1:11:17
but there have been no changes, there's
1:11:19
been no changes in production, you couldn't
1:11:21
instantly tell if this is your line
1:11:23
of work, this is your business to
1:11:25
cover this stuff that this was 10
1:11:28
years ago? Well why
1:11:30
don't we spell it out for the listeners because what
1:11:33
happened was after everything like you said that happened
1:11:35
in Vegas, Dave Meltzer in the Observer put and
1:11:38
this is on page 4 for anyone who has
1:11:40
a... Wait, an unredacted copy
1:11:43
because we'll get to that later, it
1:11:45
don't say this no more. The
1:11:48
storyline they are doing now is
1:11:50
that Johnson as a member of the board
1:11:52
of directors is seemingly in a battle for
1:11:54
power with Paul Lavec, the
1:11:57
COO, who is now going
1:11:59
as Paul... Triple H Leveque, even
1:12:01
on television. At
1:12:04
the Mania Press Conference on February 8th
1:12:06
in Las Vegas, Leveque
1:12:08
talked about guys going into business
1:12:10
for themselves, with the
1:12:12
idea Rock was going against the planned
1:12:14
script. Later they
1:12:17
filmed a segment which
1:12:19
didn't air on television, but
1:12:21
was all over social media,
1:12:23
all over social media, where
1:12:26
Leveque and Rock went nose to nose
1:12:28
and actually challenged each other for a
1:12:31
match at Mania. Although
1:12:33
it was they would
1:12:35
love to each other. Hold
1:12:39
on, I swear to god this is
1:12:41
how it's written. Although it was they
1:12:43
would love to each other before a
1:12:45
giant cried at WrestleMania. That is
1:12:51
what it says, right? About having a stroke. Come
1:12:54
on people now, smile on your
1:12:56
brother, everybody love each other. Although
1:13:00
it was they would love each other before a
1:13:02
giant cried at WrestleMania. Without
1:13:11
the idea, it was this
1:13:13
specific one. Given
1:13:16
Leveque's heart issues, such
1:13:18
a match would seem to be impossible. And
1:13:21
virtually everyone believed that to be the case.
1:13:25
The fact it was never put on
1:13:27
television says it
1:13:29
was not something they wanted to hammer home
1:13:31
as a storyline. And more was
1:13:33
a way to make people think that the
1:13:35
two weren't getting along with
1:13:38
the idea that aspect of
1:13:40
the angle was real and real as in
1:13:42
quotes. It was
1:13:44
10 years ago, it was on one of these
1:13:48
reunion show or the raw legends come
1:13:50
back or whatever and they did 10
1:13:52
years ago. He
1:13:55
thought it was last Tuesday. I guess Vince is booking
1:13:57
again. I want you guys to make love to What
1:14:00
the fuck? What was Dave writing there?
1:14:02
I think he left out the word
1:14:05
fight, but it
1:14:07
led to even more confusion than he
1:14:09
was already suffering. Because,
1:14:14
again, the main part of the story is
1:14:17
people said, what? What is he talking about
1:14:19
and come to find out? It's
1:14:22
a clip that they did 10 years ago
1:14:24
that he was referring to, and it probably
1:14:26
did air on TV back then. Was there
1:14:28
a fucking social media there?
1:14:30
Whatever the fuck. Point is. So
1:14:34
he wrote that and sent his
1:14:38
publication out to its consumers,
1:14:43
and then people apparently, I don't
1:14:47
know, called attention to what the fuck? Because
1:14:49
on its face it didn't read like
1:14:52
something that would have happened. And
1:14:55
then instead of – well,
1:14:59
I don't know whether he could
1:15:01
– obviously we now know he
1:15:03
can go back and change the issue. Instead
1:15:06
of putting correction, this
1:15:08
was originally reported, but blah, blah,
1:15:10
blah, he just deleted
1:15:12
it. He just – it ain't there
1:15:14
no more. You
1:15:18
know, every day on the wrestling news, if there's
1:15:20
anything we get wrong, we have a section called
1:15:22
corrections where we'll say, we'll point out anything even
1:15:24
if it's minor that we got wrong. That's
1:15:26
all you have to do there. We
1:15:28
had previously reported this. That
1:15:31
was reported in error. Explain
1:15:33
yourself. Apologize. That's it. And
1:15:36
is he going to do it in next
1:15:38
week's issue? It would seem that
1:15:40
if he can go back and change the
1:15:42
issue that's currently out, even – he couldn't
1:15:44
take it back from what he had sent
1:15:46
out, but on his sources
1:15:50
or site or board or however the fucking
1:15:52
kids get this thing, you can't find it
1:15:54
any more written like that. That whole part's
1:15:57
been deleted. But
1:15:59
he – He
1:16:01
obviously... Brian, you
1:16:05
just saw these fucking guys and what they
1:16:07
look like this goddamn week. How could you
1:16:09
fall for a ten-year-old fucking video? Triple
1:16:12
H looks a lot younger and he had no beard. Or
1:16:14
at least nothing to speak of like he does now where
1:16:16
it's a long one. And the
1:16:18
Rock looks like he's three times the size
1:16:21
as he used to be. Yeah, right there
1:16:23
you know, but we're in modern
1:16:25
times. The Rock is 50. He's gotta be twice as big
1:16:27
as he was when he was 40. But
1:16:32
this is not, I
1:16:34
guess, the first time. Well, we talked about on
1:16:37
one of the programs we did recently, Dave's
1:16:40
confusion and or just
1:16:43
blurting stuff out without getting to the root
1:16:45
of it here lately. And
1:16:48
where he had to come back
1:16:50
at the week after he wrote that the morale
1:16:52
in the AEW locker room
1:16:54
has never been greater. He came back
1:16:57
the following week and let me just
1:16:59
add that everybody's scared shitless
1:17:01
that they're all going under. But what the...
1:17:04
Yeah, they all get along as
1:17:06
well as they ever have. It's just collectively they're
1:17:08
all miserable. Yes. And
1:17:12
then apparently... With
1:17:17
the sudden and abrupt severing
1:17:20
of Scott DeMoor from TNA land,
1:17:25
well, Dave was right there on the spot
1:17:27
reporting that, well, now Tommy Dreamer will be
1:17:29
the head of creative. But
1:17:34
that declaration apparently was denied
1:17:37
by Tommy Dreamer who
1:17:39
said, no, I'm not running anything. What are you talking about?
1:17:43
Why didn't you call me, Dave? That's all you have
1:17:45
to say. Why didn't you call me and ask me?
1:17:49
Are people now just
1:17:52
sending him stuff to see how far he'll go
1:17:54
with printing shit, whether there's anything to it or
1:17:56
not, or is he just looking
1:17:59
for it? losing his ability
1:18:01
to differentiate fact from fiction these
1:18:04
days. I don't
1:18:06
know because the Triple H rock thing, he specifically cited
1:18:08
that it was all over social media. So we don't
1:18:10
know if anyone sent that to him or if he
1:18:12
just bumped into it online and thought it was in
1:18:14
the moment. With
1:18:16
the DNA story, you can fact check
1:18:18
that pretty simply, can you? And
1:18:22
again, DeMors, he was
1:18:24
president of TNA, even if he had
1:18:26
his hand in everything, it
1:18:29
would change nothing about the creative
1:18:32
team. If the president, they would
1:18:34
still be working under someone. And
1:18:37
then if they weren't fired, they would still be in the
1:18:39
same positions they were in. Would they not? It's
1:18:42
not, you know, it's not like a fucking, you
1:18:46
got it. Oh, Colonel Mustard got
1:18:48
him with a fucking candlestick in the drawing
1:18:50
room. So now you're it. Well,
1:18:53
again, Dave reported that Tommy Dreamer was
1:18:55
taking over as the head of TNA's
1:18:58
creative team. Tommy
1:19:00
Dreamer came out and said
1:19:02
that that isn't true. Nothing's
1:19:04
really changing. He's involved with it.
1:19:06
Delirious is still involved with it. Robert
1:19:09
Evans, whoever that is, not the famous
1:19:11
Robert Evans. No, actually
1:19:13
I know this, this Robert Evans, he's a nice
1:19:15
young man. He came to one of our ring
1:19:17
of honor camps years ago, uh, apparently
1:19:20
got into the writing aspect was not a,
1:19:23
was not a bodybuilder par excellence
1:19:25
or a giant or anything like that. Just
1:19:27
a normal physique, I think was his drawback,
1:19:30
but it'd be nice. Was he real Robert
1:19:32
Evans? I did. Well, then
1:19:34
at least the, uh, I told him to go
1:19:36
fuck himself and then I hired Russo. It'd
1:19:39
be a more cinematic approach to things. But
1:19:41
if they knew what they were doing, uh,
1:19:45
delirious would be the head of creative,
1:19:47
but nevertheless, well,
1:19:49
apparently the new head of a whole bunch
1:19:51
of names here, former general
1:19:54
manager of the fight network or fight
1:19:56
network. If there's no, the aerial
1:19:58
snur or shit. Shneerer. Forgive
1:20:02
me, Ariel. Shneerer? S-H-N-E-R-E-R.
1:20:10
E-I-E-I-O. Shneerer.
1:20:14
Maybe. Ariel Shneerer will
1:20:16
oversee all content and work closely with
1:20:18
the newly appointed TNA president, Anthony
1:20:23
Chichione? I don't know
1:20:25
who any of these fucking people are. Wait
1:20:27
a minute, he's the one... No,
1:20:29
that guy... Chichione? He's
1:20:33
the one that did the soundtrack for all those
1:20:35
spaghetti westerns with Clint Eastwood. And
1:20:38
again, the former general manager of
1:20:40
the Fight Network and Mr.
1:20:42
Chichione will be working together on
1:20:44
all talent and creative decisions. That's
1:20:48
why everybody over there is writing letters. What
1:20:51
the fuck? Who are
1:20:53
these people as like letting Cornet make
1:20:55
decisions at NASA? What
1:20:58
the fuck? Has
1:21:00
anybody ever heard of these fucking people before?
1:21:03
How are they supposed to evaluate? I'm
1:21:07
not a judge on the goddamn...
1:21:12
Now I've lost the goddamn singing
1:21:14
contest. American Idol, thank you. I'm
1:21:16
old. I'm not a judge on
1:21:19
American Idol. Because I
1:21:21
don't know how to judge people singing because
1:21:23
I don't know anything about singing except I'm
1:21:25
a talented amateur. You know nothing about singing,
1:21:28
we could agree on that. Except I'm a
1:21:30
talented amateur. You could stop it, know nothing
1:21:32
about singing. Well, I could choose to continue
1:21:34
but nevertheless, how
1:21:38
are they going to be head of
1:21:40
creative or making decisions about who are
1:21:42
the good wrestlers? I don't understand
1:21:45
why any of these companies think
1:21:47
that something like that will work.
1:21:50
You don't... I'm
1:21:53
not going to take my car to
1:21:55
have the engine overhauled by a goddamn
1:21:57
Drowwall guy. Right? got
1:22:00
their purpose and everybody's got their
1:22:02
speciality. But
1:22:06
is it wrong that I think it's less
1:22:08
scary that these guys would have a hand
1:22:10
in booking that Tommy dreamer would have a
1:22:12
hand in booking? Unfortunately, no. Um, it's
1:22:15
not wrong to think that because he,
1:22:18
I mentioned booked OVW for five weeks
1:22:20
while I was on the wrong
1:22:22
side of John Laurinaitis one time. And,
1:22:24
and even the boys standing there doing the show
1:22:26
couldn't understand what the fuck was going on. And
1:22:29
as a matter of fact, with every book to
1:22:31
his last show, I was coming back the next week.
1:22:34
Danny Davis, he had created some mystery
1:22:36
and Danny Davis said, well, wait a
1:22:38
minute. How's this going to fucking Andy? So I mean,
1:22:40
you guys, you take it from there. What
1:22:43
the fuck? But
1:22:45
nevertheless, I've learning from Heyman. That's what that
1:22:48
is. Well, and that's back
1:22:50
when everybody in
1:22:52
those days, they're all that cornet. He
1:22:54
just can't get along with that big
1:22:57
executive John Laurinaitis. It's all cornet's
1:22:59
fault. He's a fucking hot head.
1:23:01
Yeah. Anyway,
1:23:05
nevertheless, um, you can't,
1:23:08
you can't expect the boys to have
1:23:10
any confidence when someone who is in
1:23:13
charge of what they're going
1:23:15
to be doing on television as themselves
1:23:17
that it affects them and they get
1:23:19
that shit, they get it on them
1:23:21
and has never
1:23:23
been in charge or even involved
1:23:26
in any of that particular area
1:23:28
of endeavor before in their fucking life.
1:23:32
Is, are they, are they going to come in
1:23:34
and say, okay, creative team, you
1:23:37
be creative and just call us if you
1:23:39
need us. But
1:23:41
it's not really a leader or somebody
1:23:43
that's going to fucking give
1:23:45
them a direction of something. And
1:23:48
you have to wonder if the reaction from
1:23:50
talent would be what it was if Scott
1:23:52
DeMoure was replaced by someone who was considered
1:23:54
a wrestling person, maybe someone they had worked
1:23:56
with either elevate delirious, like you said, or
1:23:59
there you go. or someone who
1:24:01
has anything resembling a qualification
1:24:04
for the job. If
1:24:06
they knew that all of a sudden it was going
1:24:08
to be two people from Anthem corporate put
1:24:11
in charge of the wrestling company, I can understand why people
1:24:13
would be a little upset about that. And
1:24:16
again, I mean, there is, it's never
1:24:19
happened in actual fact, as
1:24:21
Adrian Street used to say, it's never
1:24:23
happened, but there is always the possibility
1:24:25
that they could do the smart thing
1:24:28
and say, okay, we
1:24:30
own a wrestling company. We will oversee
1:24:32
you people, but you do the fucking
1:24:34
wrestling. And as long as the returns
1:24:38
are somewhat positive in whatever
1:24:40
metrics they're using, their financials,
1:24:42
et cetera, then
1:24:44
do what you're
1:24:46
doing and explain it to us
1:24:49
as we go along and do you need another
1:24:51
star, how much will that cost? What that type
1:24:53
of thing, but they've all,
1:24:56
they all get the wrestling bug or
1:24:58
they all think they're going to be,
1:25:00
they're either going to be Jim heard and they're
1:25:02
going to fucking show these goddamn wild
1:25:05
gypsies how to fucking be business
1:25:07
people or they're
1:25:10
the kip fries and mark out
1:25:13
for the performers and pay them twice as
1:25:15
much as they should get to do the
1:25:17
job they were hired for to
1:25:19
begin with. Well, if we're supposed to believe
1:25:22
what we've been hearing, it may
1:25:24
be the opposite because it sounds like one of
1:25:26
Scott DeMora's issues and we don't know exactly what
1:25:28
the reason is still was
1:25:30
he wanted them to increase the budget. And
1:25:33
to be honest, no matter what company you are, if
1:25:36
you want to compete right now for talent, for
1:25:39
good talent, you're competing
1:25:41
against Tony Khan who throws money against the
1:25:43
wall, doesn't give a shit. And
1:25:46
then anyone else, if they want to be on a big stage, you
1:25:49
got WWE, but it's hard
1:25:51
to get talent right now. These guys may
1:25:53
be there to cut budget severely and
1:25:56
just say, you know what, we can get the same numbers and
1:25:58
have the same success. with
1:26:00
a cheaper roster. You don't know. No one
1:26:02
knows exactly what this will mean. Or
1:26:05
if it's just going to be everything holds steady forever. Or
1:26:09
they could, you know, by what's that
1:26:11
Discovery Network, the midget show is on,
1:26:13
they could say, well, hey, they're
1:26:15
doing better ratings than AEW. Did
1:26:18
you see that clip that someone sent on Twitter? I
1:26:20
saw it a few times, of
1:26:22
some of the action from that little
1:26:24
person wrestling company. These guys
1:26:27
could work. It was better than AEW. It
1:26:29
was like they were getting massive pops from
1:26:31
the audience for the simplest
1:26:33
things. It was incredible. Oh,
1:26:36
I was afraid to watch it because I
1:26:38
thought it'd be a bunch of fucking tables
1:26:40
and garbage cans and shit. You mean it
1:26:42
was actually halfway good? I don't
1:26:44
know. Whatever I saw, and I'm sure now you'll
1:26:46
see it from a variety of places, the
1:26:50
crowd was going nuts for like a hip
1:26:52
toss. I
1:26:56
guess to wrap this up, we're talking about Dave Meltzer. Like
1:26:58
you said, it became a
1:27:00
story because he didn't acknowledge
1:27:02
it. He deleted it. We'll see if
1:27:04
he acknowledges it. The observer has to
1:27:06
be a different animal. It's hard to
1:27:08
just do now a weekly summation of
1:27:11
things, just like
1:27:13
we deal with the podcast. There's
1:27:15
so much happening. There's so
1:27:18
much happening. Well, he
1:27:20
could probably save about two or three
1:27:22
hours of his valuable
1:27:25
work time by not droning
1:27:27
on into detail every time some
1:27:29
independent girl wrestler in Japan farts.
1:27:33
That would be a time saving for him. He
1:27:36
could just stick to the goddamn meat of the matter
1:27:38
of what we're discussing in the
1:27:40
wrestling business here, but he does do a
1:27:42
lot of sub-genre, looking
1:27:44
very niche marketing for the dwindling
1:27:47
audience that he retains. So
1:27:49
I guess in summation, there
1:27:51
was no backstage angle filmed with Triple H and
1:27:54
The Rock to set up a match at WrestleMania.
1:27:56
AEW back.
1:28:00
backstage, they have
1:28:02
never gotten along better, and they've
1:28:04
also never been more unhappy collectively.
1:28:07
They're making good time, but they're hopelessly
1:28:10
lost. And finally, Tommy Dreamer is not
1:28:12
the new head of TNA Creative. Apparently
1:28:15
he was never even asked about it. Instead
1:28:19
it's Ariel Schnurr, who
1:28:22
I'm sure trained at the knee of Eddie
1:28:24
Graham. Well, that was the
1:28:26
update on a rough week for Dave Meltzer.
1:28:28
He was trending all week for the wrong reasons,
1:28:30
and I know it probably helps his business arguing
1:28:33
with people, and his argument is just like
1:28:36
throwing back questions at them, like in
1:28:38
a condescending manner. I don't really understand how
1:28:40
productive that is, but it's
1:28:43
hard to justify that shit when you're getting
1:28:45
all this shit wrong in The Observer. Well,
1:28:49
and you talked about Tony
1:28:51
Khan promotes by throwing money at the
1:28:53
wall, and Dave, he appeals
1:28:55
to this dwindling audience who primarily
1:28:58
he has created of the fans of
1:29:00
the buckaroos and their ilk, and he
1:29:03
throws shit at the wall to
1:29:05
see if anything sticks. You
1:29:07
know what? A lot of people
1:29:09
today, Brian, in this uncertain economy, they're
1:29:12
throwing shit against the wall to see if it
1:29:14
sticks. Sometimes
1:29:16
it sticks and sometimes it bounces back, but you
1:29:18
know what they say? If
1:29:20
you throw money at the wall and it
1:29:22
don't bounce back, you go
1:29:24
hungry, which is exactly
1:29:26
why you should have an online store
1:29:29
with Shopify, because
1:29:32
Shopify... Yeah. How'd you
1:29:34
get there? Yes. Yes, I agree
1:29:36
with that. Well, talking about making money after you throw it up
1:29:38
against the wall to see if it bounces back. And
1:29:41
a lot of people these days are going hungry. Well,
1:29:44
you're going to be bouncing all over the
1:29:46
walls if you get hooked up with Shopify
1:29:48
folks as partners, because think
1:29:50
about the team, the Venus and
1:29:52
Serena, Pippin and Jordan, Gronk and
1:29:54
Brady, Buckwinkle and Stevens, the
1:29:57
perfect teammates down through the years
1:29:59
when to business, that's
1:30:01
you and Shopify. Wait a minute, hold
1:30:03
on here. There you go. It says
1:30:05
I gotta put a sound effect in.
1:30:09
And that's the thing. Shopify is
1:30:11
the global commerce platform that helps
1:30:13
you sell at every stage of
1:30:15
your business, all the way from
1:30:17
the conception stage to the actualization
1:30:19
stage and then to
1:30:21
the realization stage and then to
1:30:23
the penalization stage and finally to
1:30:25
the criminalization stage and then
1:30:28
to the sentencing stage. They'll
1:30:30
be with you every step of the way
1:30:32
until you hit the big house and they
1:30:34
turn around to find somebody else to partner
1:30:36
with. Shopify helps you
1:30:38
turn browsers into buyers with
1:30:41
the internet's best converting checkout
1:30:43
which is up to 36% better compared to other
1:30:47
leading commerce platforms. Do
1:30:49
you know? Brian, if
1:30:51
you have Shopify and somebody
1:30:53
buys an item on your
1:30:56
store for $10, it
1:30:58
automatically jacks it up 36% and
1:31:01
you get actually $10 plus $3.60, you get $13. It says 36%
1:31:04
better. There
1:31:08
is no jacking up of anything behind the
1:31:11
scenes or behind the fact of the consumer.
1:31:13
It converts the checkout. So once the consumer
1:31:15
pays and they just drain another 36% of
1:31:17
the internet. No, we should not phrase it
1:31:19
like that. They're
1:31:23
not draining anything and you friends
1:31:25
won't be drained of anything when
1:31:27
you use Shopify to power your
1:31:29
small business. They are there to help you.
1:31:31
Yes. You have a small business. You have a small
1:31:33
staff. They're there to almost be like
1:31:35
an entire staff. Yes. But they're not
1:31:37
there. They're not there.
1:31:40
He wasn't even there. But
1:31:43
it's up to 36% better. So you
1:31:45
got that going and Shopify powers 10%
1:31:47
of all e-commerce
1:31:49
in the United States. So
1:31:52
right there, they're hooked up one out of 10 people
1:31:54
you see walking down the street. They're
1:31:56
under the Shopify banner. So you can just
1:31:58
walk up and exchange the... the secret
1:32:00
handshake and then you guys can
1:32:02
start talking business because they're going to know yours and
1:32:04
you're going to know theirs because you're all in this
1:32:07
together and Shopify's
1:32:09
extensive help resources are there to support
1:32:11
your success every step of the way.
1:32:13
They can refer you to the
1:32:16
best criminal defense attorneys. They
1:32:18
can tell you which officials in your town
1:32:20
that need to be paid off once that
1:32:22
this whole scam comes to light. I'm
1:32:25
telling you businesses
1:32:27
that grow, grow with Shopify. Yes.
1:32:30
If they're not with Shopify, Shopify will lay the
1:32:33
hammer down on you and you won't get any
1:32:35
bigger because they take a dim view of people
1:32:37
trying to compete with them. You won't get any
1:32:39
bigger. Get on their side. They will leave you
1:32:42
alone if you're not working with them. They are
1:32:44
not hound you or any kind of harassers or
1:32:46
anything. You won't know it's them. But God damn
1:32:48
it. I'm
1:32:51
just telling you, if you don't have them on
1:32:53
your side, you don't have a good looking future,
1:32:55
you better not wear shades. But right
1:32:58
now you can find out what I'm talking about.
1:33:01
Just as easy as pie right now, if you set up
1:33:03
for a $1 a month
1:33:05
trial period at shopify.com/JCE in
1:33:07
the lowercase letters is what
1:33:10
they are. And
1:33:12
if you go to shopify.com, they're gonna tell you
1:33:14
everything there that they can do for you. Whether
1:33:16
you like it or not. If they tell you
1:33:19
you need something done by God, you
1:33:21
just tell them handle this. I don't know what I'm doing.
1:33:24
And they'll tell you it's a dollar a month. So
1:33:26
what the fuck? You can pick that up off the
1:33:29
God damn street. Go through the
1:33:31
couch cushions, ladies and gentlemen, and
1:33:33
launch your new business courtesy
1:33:36
of shopify.com/JC. You got
1:33:38
to slash JCE in
1:33:41
all lowercase or else wise you won't get the
1:33:43
dollar deal. shopify.com/JCE
1:33:45
to grow
1:33:48
your business no matter what stage you're in,
1:33:50
because they're going to make you all
1:33:56
right. They certainly will Shopify our friends and
1:33:58
they can help you. Don't
1:34:00
get on the wrong side of these be they've
1:34:02
got some fucking guys that have come see you
1:34:04
set them up today. Money.
1:34:08
Oh my God. You know what? Before we talk
1:34:11
about the wrestling programs I've realized we got this
1:34:13
far the show and I haven't given the people
1:34:15
in update Some of the people out there the
1:34:17
Coast of Cornet have sent me their money. And
1:34:21
they need to know where their products
1:34:23
are. The as they do not envy
1:34:25
Yes, the Midnight Express it Heavenly Bodies
1:34:27
at shouldn't figured tag team sets that
1:34:29
went on sale on February the tenth
1:34:32
last week. As my fact last weekend.
1:34:35
Ah, the first several hundred pictures have
1:34:37
already been signed by yours truly and
1:34:39
I mentioned. Hotchkiss, Has
1:34:41
a illness in a family but he still
1:34:43
at. He's a trooper and a warrior. And.
1:34:46
This week. He's. Going to be
1:34:48
picking these pictures up and packing things and
1:34:51
by the following next weekend. What is that?
1:34:53
Twenty fifth? This? your whatever. The.
1:34:55
First, a couple of hundred. Packages.
1:34:58
Should be ready to go out. And
1:35:01
we will continue doing that until everyone
1:35:03
has their merchandise which is still available.
1:35:06
At Gym cornet.com The Eaten and
1:35:08
Condrey version the And and Lane
1:35:10
version. Or stay in Lane
1:35:12
A Doctor Tom Pritchard the heavily bodies as
1:35:15
well as the last few hundred of the
1:35:17
Midnight Express four packs. right?
1:35:19
Now Gym corner.com with all of them
1:35:21
come with an autographed picture. We mentioned
1:35:23
that. Some. Of them come
1:35:25
with the Milestones Midnight Express Booklet. And.
1:35:29
All of them. Suitable.
1:35:31
For displaying on your
1:35:33
collectives shelves when they
1:35:35
beautiful display boxes. That's.
1:35:38
What I'm talking about? That's right, as a
1:35:41
collective, shells will never be more full than
1:35:43
they will once they have all of these.
1:35:45
Yeah. Many many many Midnight
1:35:47
Express members. and there are
1:35:50
many many many figures everybody's were indifferent shit
1:35:52
noli sets to by the way the outfits
1:35:54
are all different and you to wear whatever
1:35:56
you want to buy them today a gym
1:35:58
corner dot tom gym We get to the other
1:36:00
shoe. You don't have to wear anything. You
1:36:02
don't have to wear anything at all. Would
1:36:05
you buy these? I believe we were going
1:36:07
to talk earlier about the upcoming season of
1:36:09
WWE legends, biography, and rivals. We
1:36:11
were weren't we? That's right. Well,
1:36:14
I'm glad you remembered that. What
1:36:17
are those fine programs? Because again, this is
1:36:20
a, they've done a few seasons of these
1:36:22
now. We like the biographies in a lot
1:36:24
of cases. The rivals
1:36:26
has great vintage
1:36:29
footage and you know, the, the wonderful
1:36:31
aspect of the production, the WWE does
1:36:33
and the editing and et cetera. But
1:36:36
it's the pesky host and panel that have nothing
1:36:38
to do with the subject that get
1:36:41
in the way and take up valuable time. So
1:36:43
some of those are reviews are mixed who, who
1:36:46
are being, who are being focused. Is
1:36:48
that English? What are
1:36:50
the subjects
1:36:52
or who are the individuals? There's
1:36:56
nothing you can say about this. Sorry. They're
1:36:59
being focused on in this,
1:37:02
these seasons of these programs, Brian.
1:37:06
Well, WWE biography returns on February 25th
1:37:08
on A&E with Randy Orton.
1:37:14
I'm sure you were interviewed for that one. Hey,
1:37:16
yeah. And they, they, they quit trying before,
1:37:18
uh, when it last time, but, uh, but
1:37:20
no, I'm sure there, there will probably be
1:37:23
some vintage OVW
1:37:25
footage. I would love if
1:37:28
they hadn't botched everybody
1:37:30
that we sent them from
1:37:33
OVW between 2003 and
1:37:35
2005, I'd love if they put some footage of
1:37:37
our new building. Then we
1:37:39
moved into on goddamn national television,
1:37:43
all the footage they ever uses
1:37:45
from the old warehouse in Jeffersonville
1:37:47
and it looks like shit. We had
1:37:49
a beautiful fucking building that, you
1:37:52
know, looked great on television and they
1:37:54
destroyed all those people's careers before
1:37:57
they attained legendary status. But go
1:37:59
ahead. week two
1:38:01
Jim biography on actually not week two I
1:38:03
guess a few weeks later I guess
1:38:06
I think they're starting on February 25th
1:38:08
and then they're skipping a couple of
1:38:10
weeks well they return March 17th
1:38:13
with a preemption instead it will be an
1:38:15
infomercial DDP DDP
1:38:19
will be the subject and
1:38:22
of course yoga will be the
1:38:24
sponsor of the program the
1:38:27
next week on the 24th another one that
1:38:29
should be interesting Davey Boy
1:38:31
Smith I'm looking forward
1:38:34
to that because I'm I
1:38:36
know they got almost
1:38:38
his entire catalog he started with him at
1:38:41
84 and was there on and off but
1:38:43
I'm hoping that they research
1:38:46
some of because there is footage out there
1:38:48
a long
1:38:50
time ago a friend in England
1:38:52
sent me
1:38:54
a DVD compilation of dynamite kid
1:38:57
and Davey Boy matches on television
1:38:59
there before they even went to
1:39:01
Calgary so it exists the
1:39:03
question is how deep are they gonna go
1:39:05
that would be interesting young David over
1:39:09
there I believe yes cuz he started when
1:39:11
he was like 15 and he looked
1:39:13
it I mean he looked like a really small
1:39:15
you would never imagine that he would turn into
1:39:17
the British Bulldog years later well no if in
1:39:20
the day if dynamite and Davey Boy stood next
1:39:22
to each other they neither one both of
1:39:24
them together wouldn't make a what
1:39:28
you got me so frazzled I can't form a
1:39:30
cogent simile both of them together would
1:39:32
not have made one of them when they got
1:39:35
on the sauce is what I'm trying to say
1:39:37
that is correct and finally Jim on the
1:39:39
31st of March biography
1:39:42
of Roman Reigns and
1:39:45
that'll be interesting again too is more
1:39:47
modern guys so you can't go back
1:39:49
and look at vintage footage he is
1:39:52
also you know their biggest modern
1:39:55
era star how
1:39:57
do you feel about the fact that you can't tell a
1:39:59
story without presenting him in a sympathetic manner due
1:40:01
to his illness. And
1:40:04
this is right before WrestleMania. So
1:40:06
you're presenting him as a real sympathetic
1:40:08
baby face going into WrestleMania because they get
1:40:10
a lot of viewers on these shows. Yeah. Might've
1:40:15
held it off till next year because by next
1:40:17
year, I think they'll want to present him as
1:40:19
a sympathetic baby face. Well,
1:40:21
those are the episodes, the four weeks announced
1:40:23
so far for WWE Rivals
1:40:26
Gym on the 25th, sponsored
1:40:28
by the Wrestling Observer newsletter. It's
1:40:31
Triple H versus The Rock. Oh
1:40:38
my God. Do you think he, do
1:40:40
you think he conflated these things in
1:40:42
his mind because he never stops hunching
1:40:45
over that keyboard typing drivel about independent
1:40:48
wrestling in Kansas
1:40:51
that, you know, he's all over there. No wonder they're
1:40:53
doing a special on their rivalry. They're going to meet
1:40:55
again. Sadly,
1:40:58
Kansas is dead right now. This,
1:41:03
it's a perfect time for it because
1:41:05
they're actually going to be doing a
1:41:07
version of a rivalry with Triple H
1:41:09
as the chief content
1:41:11
officer and The Rock on the board
1:41:13
of directors. So if,
1:41:15
and I think, well, shit, the
1:41:19
edit was probably done before the events
1:41:21
of the last month, so I would
1:41:24
hope on this program that they would be a little,
1:41:26
if they're interviewed, either one of
1:41:28
them on a sit down, they would still be a
1:41:30
little prickly with the other to keep that illusion going.
1:41:32
And I will say this because I have some knowledge
1:41:34
of previous A and E WWE shows. There are times
1:41:36
where they're producing it up until the week of the
1:41:38
show. Well, in that
1:41:41
case, then they might revamp some things.
1:41:44
On the 17th of March, John
1:41:46
Cena versus Randy Orton. And
1:41:49
you know, this will actually be interesting
1:41:51
to see how much of the, of the old
1:41:54
warehouse in Jeffersonville, they use the OVW
1:41:56
footage because they had their first in-ring
1:42:00
matches in OVW and on
1:42:02
our television. But
1:42:04
again, obviously they've done a few things since then.
1:42:08
And it works because here
1:42:10
Orton, it makes Orton
1:42:12
look bigger that he was a, even
1:42:15
today for the modern fans that may have
1:42:17
come along last few years, that he was
1:42:19
a rival of the guy that, you know,
1:42:22
went Hollywood and is a major
1:42:24
superstar. Well
1:42:27
Jim, the next week's episode is sponsored
1:42:29
by AEW Rampage. On
1:42:31
the 24th is Edge and Christian versus
1:42:33
Matt and Jeff Hardy. Ooh,
1:42:38
I wonder how are they just, are
1:42:41
they going to ignore the existence of AEW? Are
1:42:45
they going to, Matt and Jeff
1:42:47
have been there a while. They may not be
1:42:49
interviewed for it. Christian's been there for a while.
1:42:52
But they do have plenty of archival
1:42:54
interviews with them. Yeah. Matt's just feud. True,
1:42:56
true. So they're going to use old
1:42:59
comments of everybody except maybe
1:43:01
Edge. They'll
1:43:05
probably ignore that AEW
1:43:07
exists and kind of sidestep
1:43:09
around that all of
1:43:11
these guys are actually still wrestling. Should
1:43:13
it be these two teams or should the Dudley's be in
1:43:16
there too? I think
1:43:22
everybody, when they think of the ladders, they
1:43:25
think of the Hardee's and Edge and Christian
1:43:27
because they were the daredevils. I
1:43:29
think if anything, the Dudley's
1:43:31
might have been some glue in the middle
1:43:33
that held everybody else from not killing themselves
1:43:36
at this point, you know. But
1:43:39
it's again, maybe A&E
1:43:42
knows what the WWE and AEW and everybody
1:43:44
else don't. In a three-way, nobody gets over.
1:43:47
Tell a fucking story simple. And
1:43:50
finally, Jim, on March 31st, WWE
1:43:53
Rivals will be Daniel
1:43:55
Bryan versus The Miz. If
1:44:01
you were to set somebody down
1:44:03
that had watched WWE or F
1:44:05
Wrestling over the last 40 years
1:44:07
and sit right down, every
1:44:11
rivalry you can remember, would
1:44:15
anybody have ever come to that? Now,
1:44:18
with that said, maybe they'll present an interesting
1:44:20
story that we're not thinking of, and it'll
1:44:22
be the sleeper hit of the season. Or
1:44:25
maybe it'll be the one of the season that makes
1:44:27
everybody go sleep. I mean, they
1:44:30
don't really do anything from the 80s. I
1:44:32
mean, there's so many things they've never done
1:44:34
anything for, and I can understand why I
1:44:36
guess in a lot of cases they want
1:44:38
to ignore everything. I mean, they did the
1:44:40
obvious Hogan and Savage, but they don't delve
1:44:43
any deeper into the catalog
1:44:47
in the 80s, which they – Because they
1:44:49
can't. What are you going to do? Roddy
1:44:51
Piper versus Adrian Adonis. Then you've got to
1:44:53
get into the whole WWE portrayal of Adrian
1:44:55
Adonis. Well, but I'm sure
1:44:57
there's things that you could just show some
1:44:59
fucking classic footage and talk about the
1:45:03
rivalry without having
1:45:05
to necessarily put anybody in there wearing a
1:45:07
dress or whatever. You know, it's interesting. Thinking
1:45:09
about everything we know now about Vince, remember
1:45:12
when they did the big angle where Andre the Giant – Nobody
1:45:16
could ever win a match teamed up with SD
1:45:18
Jones, and they proved it. They put Andre the
1:45:21
Giant with SD Jones against Big John's studded Kemper
1:45:23
Tarot with Bobby Eanan, and
1:45:25
they kicked the shit out of them and cut Andre's
1:45:27
hair. And that's when Vince
1:45:30
on commentary was saying, they are
1:45:32
raping him of his dignity over
1:45:35
and over again. It was such
1:45:37
an awkward phrasing, and I don't
1:45:39
know why he would say that, but he did it over
1:45:41
and over, so it was a well-thought-out thing or a thought-out
1:45:44
thing from him. I was about
1:45:46
to say, let's drop the well-thought-out. But knowing
1:45:48
what we are hearing now and
1:45:50
just knowing about how he seems
1:45:53
to revel in humiliation, it's interesting that
1:45:55
that's how his big Andre angle –
1:45:58
Well, and that's – portrayed. That
1:46:01
was Vince even when he was
1:46:06
now not, but when he
1:46:08
wasn't actively being
1:46:12
a sexual deviant, Vince was the promoter in Vince. He
1:46:14
wanted the hyperbole. He wanted to think of the strongest
1:46:17
phrasing that he possibly could
1:46:20
for anything and
1:46:22
either raping him of his dignity,
1:46:24
his mind is whatever the fuck.
1:46:26
But that's where he was going
1:46:28
with that. But
1:46:31
that's, you know, as a
1:46:33
matter of fact, we've got probably
1:46:36
the WrestleMania main event and that everybody
1:46:38
wants and Cody Rhodes potentially going to
1:46:41
finish the story of whatever. If
1:46:44
Vince was still here, I don't think we would have got that.
1:46:47
Not because that he didn't like Cody, but
1:46:50
because he never think about it. How many
1:46:52
times would he back down to any public
1:46:54
pressure or change his mind or
1:46:56
alter shit that he had announced and said
1:46:58
if he didn't
1:47:01
fucking absolutely have to and especially when
1:47:03
people were telling him he ought to.
1:47:06
I think he would have still gone with it. He
1:47:09
would, that was the, he would, whether
1:47:11
it was the way he was
1:47:13
phrasing things as an announcer or the way
1:47:15
that he wanted you to do things as
1:47:17
an announcer, which is why he ended up
1:47:20
over producing everybody to the point where they
1:47:22
all quit or fucking got a nervous
1:47:25
tick. He
1:47:27
just, he had to control like you said, he had
1:47:29
all over everything. I don't think he would have changed
1:47:31
his mind. I don't think he would have backed up
1:47:34
and switched this thing and
1:47:36
think how long he refused to switch Roman Reigns
1:47:38
heel and then Roman Reigns became the biggest heel
1:47:40
he'd made in 15 years. Well,
1:47:44
we'll see if that's a future episode of Rivals,
1:47:47
Vince McMahon versus Reality. But this
1:47:49
is the upcoming season on A&E Biography and
1:47:51
Rivals and this is your show. All
1:47:54
right. Well, instead of watching programs
1:47:57
about all the wrestlers that made money
1:47:59
and... through money in the wrestling
1:48:01
business. Now we go to the modern program
1:48:04
where they may be making it, but they
1:48:06
sure ain't drawing it our weekly stop-in
1:48:08
and the crazy world of Tony
1:48:10
Khan. Well,
1:48:13
if his name was only Arthur Brown, that would have been
1:48:15
so perfect. Uh, they were
1:48:17
in Austin, Texas for the Valentine's day
1:48:19
episode, uh, February 14th
1:48:22
of AW dynamite. Now
1:48:24
when they came on the air sock face
1:48:26
said the crowd was, they were jam packed
1:48:29
in Austin. Now it
1:48:31
did look like they had a few
1:48:33
more people than the, what the 2,200 they had
1:48:35
out in Las Vegas the week before, but were
1:48:38
they jam packed? Brian, do we have any verification of
1:48:41
that? Did they suddenly fill up a fucking building and
1:48:43
we didn't hear about it? Uh, give me a moment.
1:48:45
I'll pull it up. Well, while
1:48:47
you're pulling that up, I'll tell you what
1:48:49
they pulled out. Beating
1:48:53
myself. Dax Harwood
1:48:56
versus the plumber plumber
1:48:58
Moxley opened the episode.
1:49:02
For what reason you might ask just
1:49:05
like everybody would add, there is no re
1:49:07
it's a rib right now on Dax is
1:49:09
this. They're
1:49:12
the best in-ring tag team in
1:49:16
the business now that Jay Brisco is gone. Even
1:49:20
though they've been booked putrid Lee
1:49:22
and stumbled over
1:49:25
the buckaroos getting in
1:49:27
their path of being
1:49:29
used prominently, but why
1:49:32
do they insist on breaking the
1:49:35
team up and then, and not
1:49:37
that I want to bestow this fate
1:49:39
on cash Wheeler, but he's God damned
1:49:42
as good as Dax is and they're
1:49:44
both better than 95% of
1:49:48
the wrestlers on the AEW roster. Why
1:49:50
do they break them up and constantly
1:49:52
put Dax in singles matches that he
1:49:55
never, ever, ever
1:49:57
wins and
1:49:59
son. Somehow, I
1:50:02
don't want to be a spoiler here, but
1:50:04
somehow they managed to not only put him in a
1:50:06
singles match and beat him, just choke him out flat
1:50:08
in the middle of the ring, then have
1:50:11
his partner save him and beat him up and choke him
1:50:13
out too. Is
1:50:16
it a rib? Why
1:50:18
would you use the fucking pudding
1:50:20
gang, muffin top Taylor and his
1:50:22
friend Trent? Why would
1:50:25
you use them? Well, why would you use them at all? That's
1:50:27
a question. Why would you even
1:50:29
use them this badly, for this long?
1:50:32
Well, before you explain to the listeners exactly
1:50:34
what you're talking about, remember
1:50:36
I told you I saw a few episodes of Collision that
1:50:38
you didn't see? Yes. And
1:50:40
there were FTR segments where they got beat down, I think,
1:50:43
by the House of Black. And
1:50:47
it was like, it's hard to explain, just
1:50:49
Dax laying there selling, it almost
1:50:52
looks like it's real, like the soul was getting
1:50:54
stomped out of him and he's
1:50:56
realizing what is happening. But
1:50:59
it doesn't, the booking of
1:51:01
FTR has been atrocious since a
1:51:04
while back. Well, and
1:51:06
that's, again, there
1:51:09
was no reason for a lot of
1:51:11
the matches Tony books, but there's no reason for
1:51:13
this. And somebody's going to say, well, they did
1:51:15
an angle on Collision. Yeah, I know,
1:51:17
I'm saying there's no reason
1:51:21
for this. And
1:51:25
again, because Dax never wins a single match, you
1:51:27
know what's going to happen, but it's also going
1:51:29
to be, in normal
1:51:31
cases, a good match. In this case,
1:51:33
the best that anybody could
1:51:35
do with the fucking plumber who
1:51:37
is unwatchable. And
1:51:40
I wrote at the top, can even Dax
1:51:43
make this schlub look like something? And
1:51:48
I was torn from the start
1:51:50
because it was mostly a Moxley
1:51:52
kind of fucking thing. Within
1:51:55
the first minute, Moxley kissed Dax and
1:51:57
then Dax kissed him back. No
1:52:01
matter what he's doing, Dax's shit looks halfway
1:52:03
professional and it looks like it connects
1:52:06
or he knows what he's doing in the ring
1:52:08
and he looks physically
1:52:11
presentable. Moxley's shit is sloppy or
1:52:13
weak or both. And
1:52:17
he had to do Moxley's shit which is
1:52:19
chopping and biting and every
1:52:22
once in a while Moxley thinks he's hoist-gracie
1:52:24
and he's going to stretch
1:52:26
somebody. There
1:52:29
wasn't the normal amount of Moxley's bullshit.
1:52:31
They didn't go
1:52:33
out into the goddamn arena in the concession stand
1:52:35
or stay out on the floor for five minutes
1:52:37
at a time but they still had slap
1:52:40
fights and bullshit
1:52:43
that Moxley does and then
1:52:46
at one point they
1:52:49
had a fight on the turnbuckle and
1:52:52
Dax took the bump off and was laying
1:52:54
there for Moxley to apparently come off the
1:52:56
top or whatever but he laid there motionless
1:53:00
for 20 seconds while
1:53:02
Moxley just sat on the
1:53:04
turnbuckle doing nothing like he's
1:53:06
selling dizzy. Maybe he
1:53:09
was concussed again. But
1:53:11
that's what I'm talking about with Dax. I've seen
1:53:14
him sell multiple times just motionless and it's... Well
1:53:16
because he was waiting for the motherfucker to do something.
1:53:18
He didn't want to move and have the guy come
1:53:21
off the top room laying on his face that happens
1:53:23
with a regular basis over there in that company. But
1:53:26
he's laying there. Well
1:53:29
the spot is that he's going to
1:53:31
jump up and run to the corner
1:53:33
and climb up and superplex Moxley but
1:53:35
the idea was that when he would
1:53:37
take the bump, Moxley
1:53:39
would do something to indicate that he was
1:53:42
going to come off the top rope and
1:53:44
then Dax would jump up and run up
1:53:46
there. Well instead Moxley just
1:53:48
sits on the top rope with
1:53:50
that dumb, dopey, gomer, pile look
1:53:52
on his fucking wretched face and
1:53:57
then Dax jumped up and got up on
1:53:59
the top rope. on the turnbuckle and
1:54:01
Moxley not only fed
1:54:03
Dax his head, but visibly
1:54:06
grabbed Dax's arm and
1:54:08
put it over his head and
1:54:10
put himself in the fucking superplex.
1:54:14
He is the fakest looking
1:54:16
professional wrestler in the fucking
1:54:18
business today. Plumber
1:54:20
fucking Moxley. So
1:54:24
then they made the five minute remaining call.
1:54:26
So at least they listened last week. Cause
1:54:30
they're not going to a draw, but now if they
1:54:32
actually call that every once in a while, people might
1:54:35
not know for sure. And
1:54:38
they did back at the pile drivers were
1:54:40
two counts and Dax
1:54:42
hit a nice brain buster on him. That was a
1:54:44
two count. And then
1:54:46
Dax went to headbutt him off the top rope and
1:54:49
Moxley just turned and grabbed him in a choke as
1:54:51
he landed and choked him out and
1:54:53
then wouldn't let go. And
1:54:56
then cash came in and got on Moxley and Claudio
1:54:58
came in and they choked both of
1:55:02
them out. What
1:55:08
they do at FTR never makes you want to
1:55:10
see them get even with the people that did
1:55:12
it to them. It just makes you want it
1:55:15
all to go away. Yeah. Or make you believe
1:55:17
that they could if they tried. Remember
1:55:20
here about a year ago when the people would
1:55:22
stand up as soon as they heard the music
1:55:24
stand up and cheer and you had FTR and
1:55:26
FTR and now it's a,
1:55:30
but they've managed to beat that passion out
1:55:32
of the fans for FTR by beating them,
1:55:39
marginalizing them, hiding them.
1:55:42
They had the best tag team match in
1:55:45
the history of television last summer and these
1:55:49
Jack off fucking Mexican interchangeable
1:55:51
mass dip shits and the
1:55:53
Japanese fucking featherweight
1:55:56
fucking independent outlaw mud show
1:55:58
Japanese. girls
1:56:00
and this interchangeable parade
1:56:03
of indy-rific morons that
1:56:06
Tony brandishes in front of us
1:56:08
on a weekly basis and he's not got
1:56:10
room to use
1:56:13
the only really competent quality
1:56:16
talented tag team he has on his roster.
1:56:21
Fucking hell. Any
1:56:27
other comments on this contest? No, I didn't
1:56:29
like it. At all. I
1:56:31
hate Moxley's matches. Even physically,
1:56:33
it's like he's not... I
1:56:35
don't know. He used to be in better shape. So
1:56:38
now he's trying to portray himself as a bigger badass than
1:56:40
ever before and he's not even looking as impressive as he
1:56:42
used to. And
1:56:44
the BCC stuff just overall. When
1:56:48
has it been a help to the booking
1:56:50
or the company, the BCC? Moxley's
1:56:53
great idea. Hit Moxley
1:56:55
and Claudio and Danielson with Regal.
1:56:58
And then... You know,
1:57:00
again, they're being put over so strong
1:57:02
here, why? Wait, wait. Who
1:57:05
was the other one? Wheeler Yuta. Where's
1:57:07
he? That's a good question. He
1:57:10
just dissed a fucking beard. Oh God, I hope they
1:57:12
don't bring him in because then you get him against
1:57:14
Garcia because Garcia's FDR is a young boy now. But
1:57:18
yeah, if anybody has any
1:57:20
milk in their refrigerator, see if there's a picture
1:57:22
of Wheeler Yuta on the carton. Is
1:57:25
that a dated reference? Will the young folks get that
1:57:27
one? Do they still do that? Yeah,
1:57:29
I don't know because it was kind of almost dated when I
1:57:31
was a kid, but people understood the reference because a lot of
1:57:33
people made it. I don't know if people make it as much
1:57:36
anymore because they don't make jokes about missing
1:57:38
kids like they used to. Well, you know, that's
1:57:40
all we used to do. We were kids making
1:57:42
fucking jokes about the ones that we couldn't find.
1:57:46
But I'll tell you what, well, but
1:57:48
I may have missed that reference anyway. If they want to
1:57:51
find Moxley, they need to put his picture on a bottle
1:57:53
of whiskey. Anyway,
1:57:55
so then they were
1:57:57
in the back with Don Fallis talking about...
1:58:00
his family, the Fallis family, and
1:58:03
apparently no one will fight our
1:58:06
friend Take. Now, you know, I got heat the
1:58:08
other day for actually trying to pronounce his name
1:58:11
like you do because people
1:58:13
say, Hey, God damn it. We
1:58:15
like Take a shit. I
1:58:18
hate to take something that gives the people pleasure
1:58:21
away from him, but at the
1:58:23
same time, I feel badly for this poor guy because
1:58:25
he is talented and he's the middle of a shit
1:58:27
show. Yeah, do you like complaining about
1:58:29
this? Take a hike. How about that? Well,
1:58:31
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna settle in the middle and
1:58:33
call him Take. But
1:58:37
am I correct that the story that
1:58:39
he was, Don was telling here was
1:58:41
that nobody will fight him. Nobody will
1:58:44
fight Take. This promo is something. Nobody
1:58:48
can compare to him. He can't find any competition
1:58:50
and nobody wants to get in the ring with
1:58:52
him. So Don is
1:58:54
going to have him fight somebody else
1:58:56
from his own family, which
1:59:00
is going to be Will Ostrich. And
1:59:03
I thought he was going to say Will Hobbs at
1:59:05
first, cause he looked at Hobbs and he said Will,
1:59:07
and then he said Ostrich. Well, I'll pray. Excuse me.
1:59:10
Well, either one. People
1:59:13
know when you say that's the
1:59:15
Osprey is Ostrich's nickname. But
1:59:18
how does this make sense? And he said, it's
1:59:20
going to be the greatest match between my two
1:59:22
guys. I w
1:59:25
I've got two of these stars here and I
1:59:27
want one of them to hurt the other one
1:59:29
for the sake of having a good match. Is
1:59:31
this what was that the explanation
1:59:33
or was I just sleepy and I couldn't
1:59:35
fucking follow it. There was no
1:59:37
valid or good explanation to any of this.
1:59:39
It makes no sense that this
1:59:41
would be the match they're going to have. If
1:59:44
they use this as some kind of bullshit way
1:59:46
to turn one of
1:59:48
them, it makes no sense. Then it's just rushing
1:59:51
into something with weird booking to
1:59:54
justify the, the end
1:59:56
justifies the means, I guess. One
1:59:59
would think because. they've just signed.
2:00:02
Who. Ostrich should. He's just gonna start
2:00:04
soon that he wouldn't be doing jobs
2:00:06
so would they? Are they gonna beat.
2:00:09
Take. It. When he's barely
2:00:11
beaten anybody himself and any singles matches
2:00:13
that we've hardly ever seen, what is
2:00:15
the issue? To. Now.
2:00:17
Ospreys really good. We.
2:00:20
Don't have them to use them. Even good people
2:00:22
who are over get beaten down in a w.
2:00:25
Or. Just disappear. Which the same as getting beaten
2:00:27
down as a W. If
2:00:30
they have plans for him. And. Gave him
2:00:32
a. Reportedly. A massive contract
2:00:34
to keep moisten. Ww Ii. And.
2:00:37
He said. My. Favorite to stuff. I saw
2:00:39
that a they need someone to spend more time
2:00:41
at home and my family. he was an event
2:00:43
assassins the manga. But. As for
2:00:46
the greatest we've ever. Been. A big going
2:00:48
to do something with them. And
2:00:50
they're gonna turn on baby face or run with them
2:00:52
as a heel. There. Are
2:00:54
too many top people slotted in right
2:00:57
now? right?
2:00:59
I mean who's over the top baby face and
2:01:01
top you on the company? swerve? Is.
2:01:04
Probably the top baby face. Although.
2:01:06
He saw and would a heel stable ride.
2:01:10
Samoa, Joe really com a top
2:01:12
you were taught baby says can you.
2:01:15
Well. He's is presented as a heel and
2:01:17
acted as a he own because that he's
2:01:19
a baby face to the fans. but he's
2:01:22
the champion so he can defend against anybody.
2:01:25
And. Then maybe they. I mean this couldn't be a
2:01:27
chance. The. Come. Up with some kind
2:01:29
of stupid reason to get Osprey to turn or
2:01:31
get the cows him way to turn on all
2:01:33
spray. Because otherwise
2:01:35
returning to catch the baby face. Or.
2:01:38
Other was having about the distance they will
2:01:40
that was at those sake hazard. You.
2:01:42
Get a five minute warning and I'll go for City
2:01:44
Attorney. What? Bernie. Sanders played can't be
2:01:47
a baby face because you can't talk so
2:01:49
instantly that ain't gonna work. He needs to
2:01:51
be a healy. Looks good I, you know.
2:01:54
am so maybe they have buyer's
2:01:56
remorse that they spent all his
2:01:58
money for ostrich and put him in this
2:02:00
group of malevolent fucking
2:02:03
heels. Yeah. He could talk. I
2:02:05
mean, it's, you know, hey, bro, you know, very
2:02:07
much like it's going to a Libertines concert, but
2:02:11
he may be a baby face option. So we'll
2:02:14
see what happens. Makes no sense though. Makes no
2:02:16
sense. Well, Wardlow
2:02:18
beat somebody. You know,
2:02:20
let me stop you there speaking. It makes no sense.
2:02:23
I thought about this the other day, cause there's a name that we
2:02:25
haven't mentioned in a while and I don't think we're going to be
2:02:27
mentioning in a while. MJF. Yeah.
2:02:30
He's so banged up. He's not going to be there for
2:02:32
a while. Thank God. It'll only
2:02:34
help him not being maligned with all
2:02:36
this stuff or aligned with all this
2:02:38
stuff, I guess. Or maligned by being
2:02:41
aligned. That's right. But
2:02:43
let's not forget. Adam
2:02:45
Cole was the devil. They
2:02:48
built up this whole thing where he
2:02:50
was spending all these months pretending to
2:02:52
be MJF's friend, these bed segments, whatever.
2:02:56
MJF is the world champion. Top babyface in the company
2:02:58
that did this. Wardlow,
2:03:00
you had the guys doing the bad
2:03:02
comedy like the kingdom and Roddy, but they
2:03:05
attacked the top babyface, knocked him out of
2:03:07
action, world champion. Have
2:03:10
they meant anything since that day? Nothing.
2:03:13
Are they even a top heel faction? Does anyone
2:03:15
even remember they're on this show until they pop
2:03:17
up? I didn't.
2:03:19
I forgot about them. Wardlow came out and
2:03:21
was like, oh shit. Yeah. Adam Cole was
2:03:23
a stable. Well, besides that, if you go
2:03:25
back in history, the last person, the not
2:03:28
the last person, but the person in
2:03:30
the history of AEW that
2:03:33
has the most decisive victory over MJF
2:03:35
flat in the middle of the ring,
2:03:37
one, two, three is Wardlow. After
2:03:40
MJF tormented him four months
2:03:43
on end with his contract and a blah,
2:03:45
blah, blah, which they've
2:03:47
recycled with Christian cage and Dino douche
2:03:49
and et cetera, et cetera, he
2:03:52
beat him flat in the middle of the ring. And that was just over.
2:03:56
And then he went into
2:03:58
the feud with the security and. fake
2:04:00
lawyer. And since
2:04:02
then, anytime they try to do anything
2:04:04
with Wardlow, which has been few and
2:04:06
far between, it's stupid and
2:04:08
it don't work. And it's
2:04:10
got to the point where now they had
2:04:12
him over doing the power bomb
2:04:15
symphony that people wanted to
2:04:17
see. And then
2:04:19
they derailed that to the point where now it's just every
2:04:21
once in a while he comes out and power bomb somebody.
2:04:25
And there's no focus and there's no, who
2:04:27
do you want to see Wardlow wrestle? Wardlow
2:04:29
versus... Eee? Greedy,
2:04:31
greedy. Yeah man,
2:04:35
and then it's also just weird in general. I
2:04:38
like the idea of squash matches as we call
2:04:40
them. I think they're an important part of
2:04:42
a wrestling television presentation that's
2:04:44
kind of gone. So
2:04:46
I'm not going to criticize the idea of having
2:04:48
one. But it leads to something. Yeah, but also
2:04:50
when you have just one in the middle of
2:04:52
a show that never has any. What
2:04:55
is it? Like it doesn't feel real in a
2:04:57
set. It's just like, okay, what is this? They're
2:04:59
giving this one guy the baddest motherfucker on
2:05:02
the show is getting the easiest win. Yeah.
2:05:05
Why? Well, and the why is obvious to everybody sitting
2:05:07
in a building because this is the only thing they
2:05:09
want to see him do. They come
2:05:12
out and do a few power moves and power bomb
2:05:14
a fucking guy. But there's
2:05:16
no, he has no rival,
2:05:19
no nemesis. There's
2:05:21
no clear direction of why he's going
2:05:24
to be the muscle for his group
2:05:26
to succeed in such and such manner.
2:05:29
The guy that is supposed
2:05:31
to be telling them all what to do is a
2:05:33
fucking cripple. And
2:05:35
the person they turned on and
2:05:39
deprived of his world title is
2:05:41
not even here. So
2:05:44
it's a goddamn shit show. Anyway,
2:05:50
speaking of a shit show. Edge
2:05:53
has now decided he wants to
2:05:55
have good matches, trademark, with
2:05:58
every one of these indy-rific jackoffs on
2:06:00
the roster. And
2:06:02
this week it was Daniel Garcia.
2:06:05
And as I
2:06:08
was watching this, Stacey and Harley were in
2:06:10
the room because I was giving Harley a
2:06:12
belly rub and Stace was looking at you.
2:06:14
What the fuck? I
2:06:16
told her I couldn't
2:06:19
have gotten Daniel
2:06:21
Garcia over on OVW
2:06:23
television where
2:06:26
the local fan base was forgiving
2:06:29
of inexperience and greenness because they
2:06:31
knew what the deal was, that
2:06:34
it was the developmental system.
2:06:38
But Daniel
2:06:40
Garcia is not at smooth Johnny
2:06:42
Spade level. As
2:06:44
a local guy, never got a fucking contract. He
2:06:47
lived here in Louisville and he worked for Danny
2:06:49
and he worked for us for a while.
2:06:53
He could talk and he could work and
2:06:55
he had some personality. And unfortunately,
2:06:58
he was probably only about 195
2:07:01
pounds so he was a dwarf at that fucking
2:07:03
point. But he
2:07:05
could get heel heat and
2:07:07
he had oomph to him. Garcia
2:07:11
has a bland physique,
2:07:14
a blank stare
2:07:17
look on his face,
2:07:19
a nondescript head. I've
2:07:22
never heard that before. What is that? Nothing.
2:07:26
He's not a talker.
2:07:29
He's not a bullshitter. He's not
2:07:31
a personality. He don't have the oomph
2:07:33
in the ring or some gaga to
2:07:35
him. There's nothing there.
2:07:39
He does fucking wrestling moves.
2:07:42
There's nothing to work with. Now
2:07:45
an AEW defender would say, well
2:07:47
he has shown a lot more personality since
2:07:49
he started doing his little dance on the
2:07:51
runway. Horse shit! There's a boring fucking guy
2:07:54
that everybody gets a kick out of him
2:07:56
doing the one interesting thing that he does
2:07:58
in his life in the corner. at a
2:08:00
party. All
2:08:03
right. Well, what about the party that was
2:08:05
Daniel Garcia versus Adam Copeland? So
2:08:08
after about 12 minutes of this,
2:08:12
Edge has the cross face on and
2:08:14
here comes Dino and Nick plain and
2:08:17
they come in and get a disqualification.
2:08:19
So because Garcia is
2:08:21
a baby face also, it's a baby face
2:08:23
match on top of that that they're having
2:08:25
for why, who knows to potentially
2:08:27
increase the chances at poor edge
2:08:30
is going to get hurt. Maury does this shit.
2:08:33
So edge has cross face. Here comes
2:08:35
Dino and Nick plain in DQ Christian
2:08:39
cage comes down along with Nick plain's
2:08:41
mom and
2:08:43
Christian gets the two chairs. Like he's going
2:08:46
to do the concerto, but they've got a
2:08:48
daddy job guy at ringside
2:08:51
that tries to stop him by jerking
2:08:53
the chair away from him. So the
2:08:55
dinosaur levels daddy
2:08:58
Mac and
2:09:00
there's a sentence never uttered before.
2:09:02
Yeah. The dinosaur level daddy Mac.
2:09:06
And then they get
2:09:08
heat on Garcia and then edge
2:09:10
is selling somewhere on the
2:09:12
floor. They go for the chair concerto on
2:09:15
Garcia, but edge saves him. And
2:09:18
then Nick plain's mom goes
2:09:20
from behind with the old women
2:09:22
style. Upper cut
2:09:24
nut shot on edge and the heels
2:09:27
beat up edge. And then Christian gives
2:09:29
him the concerto, which
2:09:31
again, I don't care how many times they
2:09:34
switched the camera on a moment of impact
2:09:37
and how loud it sounds when you hit one
2:09:39
chair with the other chair, bill
2:09:41
Watts, and he would have been right. And I
2:09:43
would have done the same thing. If the concerto
2:09:46
was a thing I'd had to deal with it.
2:09:48
OVW or ring of honor. Fortunately, nobody tried to
2:09:50
do it. His phony is
2:09:52
a football bat. Unless
2:09:54
the guy's brain squirt out the top
2:09:56
of his skull. Don't
2:09:58
do it. And anybody that
2:10:01
had done that in front of Bill Watts or
2:10:03
Eddie Graham or whoever, they
2:10:05
would have find them. They said, don't ever do
2:10:07
that again. Does
2:10:09
anybody believe that thing? And you can't even
2:10:11
sell it! What are you
2:10:13
going to do? Kick your feet up and down? There's
2:10:16
no bump to take from it. And
2:10:19
it looks hogwash. Am I being
2:10:21
too goddamn strict with this? Well,
2:10:24
we've probably seen it too often for it to have the
2:10:26
same impact that it would the first time you see it
2:10:28
or hear it. But
2:10:30
the other problem for me is, since
2:10:33
Edge returned or Adam Copeland returned to wrestling a
2:10:36
few years ago, how many times have we seen
2:10:38
him just beaten down? Too
2:10:41
many times. Yeah, too many times. I don't care
2:10:43
anymore. They
2:10:45
completely blew it with this Adam Copeland
2:10:47
cr- the layup of a feud Adam
2:10:49
Copeland and Christian! And
2:10:52
they overcomplicated it with everything! What
2:10:54
is this feud? Ugh!
2:10:58
Do you think- certainly it's
2:11:00
not Edge and Christian. Christian's a smart
2:11:02
guy. He was smart for longer
2:11:04
than most of the people in this company
2:11:07
with being able to come out on this television
2:11:09
program and look professional and not have to do
2:11:11
anything stupid or be involved with children.
2:11:13
He was smart because he was getting paid for
2:11:16
not doing anything for a long time. That's why
2:11:18
he was smart. But when he did something, it
2:11:22
stood out as being professional at a level
2:11:24
that wasn't matched on most of the rest
2:11:26
of the program. And
2:11:28
now he's got the woman and
2:11:31
the fucking teenager and the goddamn
2:11:33
big useless lizard and his
2:11:37
long time best friend who was a major
2:11:39
star in the business Edge until just six
2:11:41
months ago. Not even. Now it's
2:11:44
like, eh, nobody gives a
2:11:46
shit. And who's he going to be aligned with? Daniel
2:11:48
Garcia, who he gets along with after this match, who's
2:11:51
been aligned with FBR, who just got their ass kicked
2:11:53
on the show? It's- hahaha!
2:11:55
It's just so stupid, the way
2:11:57
the booking- the booking's
2:11:59
stupid. Let's move on
2:12:01
from that, Jim. I have to answer a question
2:12:03
from earlier that you had. Yes. The
2:12:06
attendance for AEW Dynamite at the HUB
2:12:09
Center, H-E-B Center, I don't know if you pronounce
2:12:11
it, it's H-E-B. They
2:12:15
were packed, jam-packed is what we heard from
2:12:17
sockface. Jam-packed, Wednesday,
2:12:19
February 14th. This is from Russell
2:12:21
Ticks. Cedar Park, Texas.
2:12:25
There were 3,246 tickets distributed. Now
2:12:30
previously they've been there four times. I'll
2:12:34
go from the beginning. Okay. February
2:12:36
12th, 2020. So
2:12:38
that is four years ago. They
2:12:41
debuted there 4,143. The
2:12:44
second time there, year and a half later,
2:12:47
July 14th, 2021 Fighter Fest, 4,680. The
2:12:54
next time, March 23rd, 2022 for Dynamite, 4,327. And
2:13:02
then December of 2022, later
2:13:04
that same year for Dynamite, 3,379. And
2:13:11
this one was 3,246. I'm
2:13:15
surprised that they've held up that will. And
2:13:18
for the record, the HUB Center,
2:13:20
H-E-B Center, I don't know what the fuck this place
2:13:22
is, ladies and gentlemen. I'm very sorry. Holds
2:13:26
8,000 people. Well,
2:13:28
at least 700 is capacity. At
2:13:30
least they weren't in the Superdome. But
2:13:33
again, I don't know how they've held up that
2:13:35
well. If people have seen, the
2:13:38
more you see of this, the less you want to see
2:13:40
of this because the less it changes. Except
2:13:43
they're bleeding stars. They're bleeding
2:13:46
name attractions to where now it's, you know.
2:13:49
The thing, it's like WWE for
2:13:51
years wanted to make WWE the brand so
2:13:53
the wrestlers didn't matter. And it turns
2:13:55
out that works for like
2:13:57
mid-card and below. But you still
2:13:59
need big. stars that you could yeah, WWE
2:14:02
with these stars is coming to your town.
2:14:04
Cody Rhodes, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, whatever it
2:14:06
may be. AEW
2:14:08
has the opposite. Everything's about
2:14:10
the brand because there's no one they could put
2:14:12
that will draw Brian Danielson.
2:14:14
So now you have to hope
2:14:17
that a WWE fan will first of all,
2:14:19
just quickly recognize that that is the former
2:14:21
Daniel Bryan's and then want to see
2:14:23
what they're going to be doing here. Moxley.
2:14:26
He's not helping much. The Bucks. Give me a
2:14:28
break. Osprey.
2:14:31
Talented guy. Let's see what he could do as far
2:14:33
as a draw in America. They got to start him
2:14:35
from scratch. Nobody knows who the fuck he is except
2:14:37
the same people that are already watching this program to
2:14:39
begin with. The buzz around
2:14:41
the brand of AEW was strong enough in
2:14:43
the beginning to help them
2:14:46
overcome one of the big problems we foresaw early on, which
2:14:48
is how's this going to work as a week to week
2:14:50
promotion? How are they going to get enough fans in
2:14:52
there? And now the
2:14:54
excitement's gone, the stars are gone. The
2:14:57
guys that were there in the beginning are still there. No
2:15:00
one's doing better. It's
2:15:03
like you said, it's amazing. They draw even this much. But
2:15:06
no, they get along better than ever. But
2:15:09
see, that's the thing, Brian. That's what I'm trying to tell you. You
2:15:12
don't need to make
2:15:15
money when, when, like you said, Tony's
2:15:17
got enough money. He can just, he can just throw it out
2:15:19
the window. He can
2:15:21
pitch it like a football or
2:15:24
like a soccer ball. He
2:15:26
can, he can do anything he wants to with
2:15:28
normal people. Is that video of Spanky McFarland throwing
2:15:30
the money out the window? Yeah, there you go.
2:15:32
Yes. Just throw the, take
2:15:34
my money. He can just throw the money away. He
2:15:36
can burn the money. He can, he can stuff the
2:15:38
money in his mattress. He can
2:15:41
do anything he wants to with normal
2:15:43
people have to save money. Normal people
2:15:46
cannot just have an unlimited budget
2:15:48
and just throw caution to
2:15:50
the winds and just pay big prices, for
2:15:52
example, for razor blades. Normal
2:15:55
people can't do that, Brian. Do you
2:15:57
pay normal prices for razor blades? even
2:16:00
as successful as you are. Not anymore.
2:16:03
Not anymore, folks. You're, I don't care if
2:16:05
you're rich or poor
2:16:08
or whether you're just comfortable. You
2:16:10
don't want to spend money more than you
2:16:12
have to. And that's why our friends at
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Harry's have made shaving not only
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more convenient, but also less
2:16:20
expensive. Because the folks
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at Harry's, they've not only got the equipment
2:16:25
that can make your face slicker than come
2:16:27
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2:16:29
at the right price. Now, for example, I've
2:16:32
mentioned the incredible package that I
2:16:34
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the ergonomically designed razor
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with the weighted
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2:16:42
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2:16:45
you don't drop it and cut your dick
2:16:47
off by accident. And
2:16:49
then also the cartridge that has
2:16:52
five blades. Do
2:16:54
you remember the commercial they used to have
2:16:56
where the one blade would stretch the whisker
2:17:00
out and the other blade would
2:17:02
cut part of it off and then the third
2:17:04
blade would cut the rest of it
2:17:06
off before it jerked back into your face? Now,
2:17:09
this was very technologically
2:17:11
illustrated with fine cartoonyry.
2:17:14
Well, there's five blades now. It
2:17:17
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it pulls it out some more, then it cuts
2:17:21
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2:17:23
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the best part about it is they've got the
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so you won't be electrocuted. you
2:18:00
walk out the door and I'll have
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you know Brian that I got such
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a close shave. My face was so
2:18:06
slick when I laid down that night and went to
2:18:08
bed and put my weary head on the pillow. It
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fell straight to the floor head first
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about the neck up and Harry's
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wait a minute is Harry's from
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and the wildlands and stone and mud
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smell you out and find you so If
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your face. Well, if
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a piss on your leg. But
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me in the locker room at the Tupelo Sports
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Arena one night, and he had
2:20:34
a half gallon mason jar full
2:20:36
of what looked like urine. And
2:20:39
he fiddled with the top of it a little bit
2:20:41
where he poked some holes in it and unscrewed it
2:20:43
and he sprinkled some out
2:20:45
in his hand and started slapping
2:20:47
it under his goddamn armpits. I
2:20:50
said, Frazier, what's that? He said, oh, it's cologne,
2:20:52
neighbor. I buy it by the gallon. It's cheaper
2:20:54
that way. Well, you don't need to get
2:20:56
a gallon from Harry's. You can buy
2:20:59
a reasonable portion fit for a human
2:21:01
being for just five dollars.
2:21:05
No risk trial. You don't like your
2:21:07
shave. No worries. They will come
2:21:10
back to your house and they will glue
2:21:12
that fucking hair back on your face. And
2:21:15
they've got the convenience subscription option that
2:21:17
you can cancel at any time. You need
2:21:19
to keep paying, but you don't have to
2:21:21
get the stuff anymore. So
2:21:24
getting the best doesn't mean spending the most.
2:21:26
When you shave with Harry's, you can get
2:21:28
started with a 13 dollar
2:21:30
trial set for just three dollars at
2:21:33
harrys.com/JCE. $3, a
2:21:36
13 dollar trial set
2:21:38
for three dollars.
2:21:40
Easy for you to say. Well,
2:21:43
that's because I'm so gobsmacked and
2:21:45
amazed at how they can charge
2:21:47
this little. And then
2:21:49
you get all the other stuff and it doesn't cost much
2:21:51
too. You would think no
2:21:53
wonder Tony Khan can't afford to goddamn
2:21:55
shave his face anymore. He looks like the werewolf
2:21:57
of London. It's because he spent all his money.
2:22:00
on wrestlers. Somebody needs to
2:22:02
tell Tony about Harry. All
2:22:05
right. Well, we're telling you about Harry's
2:22:07
once again. One more time. Jim, what's
2:22:10
that promo code? Oh, I don't know.
2:22:12
I already looked away. The promo code
2:22:14
is J C E. Harry's.com/J C E.
2:22:18
All right. Well, let's see.
2:22:20
What? We're at the nine
2:22:22
o'clock hour in dynamite. Did you realize that?
2:22:24
I didn't know. Samoa Joe
2:22:26
for the in ring promo. And since
2:22:28
of course he is the heel world
2:22:31
champion who breaks people's
2:22:33
bones and stomps on them and commits
2:22:35
all kinds of acts
2:22:39
of mayhem. The people love him. They're
2:22:42
chanting Joe, Joe, Joe. And
2:22:46
he's pissed off because of course the reason
2:22:48
why all of us are pissed off because
2:22:50
last week when swerve strict, Lyndon hang nail
2:22:52
page went to a time limit draw in
2:22:55
their match to determine the contender
2:22:57
to Samoa Joe's title, as
2:23:00
Joe said, they made my match bigger
2:23:02
and dumber because now it's a three
2:23:04
way and
2:23:07
nobody wanted to see this because nobody wants to
2:23:09
see page. But anyway,
2:23:12
those are the conditions we're working under
2:23:14
because Tony Khan is mentally damaged. So
2:23:18
Joe says, I'm going
2:23:20
to hurt both of them then. And there's nothing
2:23:22
that they can do about it. And
2:23:25
then that's of course means that swerve
2:23:28
Strickland's music plays and here he comes
2:23:30
and there were massive
2:23:32
swerves house chance, the terrorizer
2:23:34
of babies, the, the
2:23:37
reaper of souls, massive
2:23:40
baby face and
2:23:42
swerve gets in and Brian, did you
2:23:45
catch the I've heard
2:23:47
this happen at a comedy club. But
2:23:50
I've never heard it at a wrestling
2:23:52
show in an actual real, or maybe
2:23:54
TV studio wrestling, but
2:23:56
I've never heard one random. in
2:24:00
an arena
2:24:02
that seats 9,000 people,
2:24:06
that it would be quiet enough and that that
2:24:08
person would have the timing and be loud enough
2:24:10
that he could pop the whole fucking room in
2:24:12
the middle of an in-ring interview. But
2:24:16
that's what happened. Swerve says,
2:24:19
Joe, when you became champ, you
2:24:22
said, and he kind of turns and
2:24:24
he starts walking the other way,
2:24:26
and I guess he's going to, for effect, he paused.
2:24:30
And he says, you said, and a
2:24:32
fan from somewhere just said, what'd
2:24:35
he say? And all
2:24:38
the crowd started laughing and it stopped
2:24:40
fucking swerve. And he had to
2:24:42
turn and ignite. He's like, what? Are
2:24:45
they in a library? That one
2:24:48
crowd or one guy in the crowd
2:24:50
can pop the crowd with no
2:24:52
microphone from the stands? What
2:24:55
the? So
2:24:59
anyway, Swerve
2:25:01
cut a hell of a babyface promo, putting
2:25:05
himself over and got,
2:25:09
you know, the people who would listen to
2:25:11
this promo would be with him and want
2:25:13
to support him to win the title. Which
2:25:19
if they're going to make him a babyface, that's fine. But
2:25:21
why does he have a heel manager who actually Nana has
2:25:23
no heat when he's with Swerve? They
2:25:26
love the dance, but then Nana is supposed to have heat
2:25:28
when he comes out with those fucking job
2:25:30
guy schlub heels that they put him with. I
2:25:33
don't know what the fuck. And
2:25:36
then here comes Paige to interrupt the
2:25:38
thing and the fans start booing the
2:25:40
shit out of him. And
2:25:43
of course now it's obvious that they
2:25:46
want him to because they were doing
2:25:48
it anyway. So I
2:25:52
guess it's obvious they want
2:25:54
him to, Brian, right? Because
2:25:56
Paige is acting more and more obnoxious and
2:25:58
more and more entitled. more
2:26:00
and more douchebaggy or is that just... he's
2:26:04
shooting again. Page
2:26:06
is the heel. I've been saying it all along. The
2:26:08
leader heels. But do they, does Page
2:26:10
know he's the heel yet? Oh, I think
2:26:12
they're playing into it. Yes. Okay. All right.
2:26:15
I want to make sure. I think the mustache being
2:26:17
grown was because he turned heel. It's as simple as
2:26:19
that. What did he, what
2:26:22
did he mean by, cause he's mad at the
2:26:24
internet. He'll be a good guy when he uses
2:26:26
Harry's. Well, actually
2:26:30
he'll have to pay for Harry's to be a good guy.
2:26:33
But what did he, what did he mean by
2:26:35
his first words were on the microphone when he's
2:26:37
getting the ring page. When you're
2:26:39
right, your weekly dynamite report, don't
2:26:41
say I was mad last week.
2:26:44
Did somebody report that he was mad last
2:26:47
week over some part of his segment or
2:26:49
something that happened and now
2:26:51
he's got to answer, he feels he needs to
2:26:53
answer them on Tony's national television show. You know,
2:26:55
he's so boring. I don't even know. Actually, I
2:26:57
haven't heard a thing. He
2:26:59
didn't answer CM Punk with CM Punk called him out on
2:27:01
the national television show, but I guess he's someone
2:27:04
who didn't say goddamn much from what I
2:27:06
understand in the fucking hallway in the back
2:27:08
when CM Punk confronted him and it wasn't
2:27:10
a goddamn national television show, but we won't
2:27:12
go into that. Um,
2:27:16
but he said, when you're right, your weekly dynamite
2:27:18
report, whatever that fucking means to whoever he was
2:27:20
mad at on the internet, don't
2:27:22
say I was mad, but last week
2:27:24
was horseshit and they bleeped horseshit. Because
2:27:27
they've been trying to bleep the
2:27:30
language on his program and it's backed up
2:27:33
in terms of the fucks and things, but
2:27:36
you can obviously tell still that the
2:27:38
network doesn't really want it because they try to
2:27:40
get it out of there. And
2:27:44
as Paige's thing is Swerve had 30 minutes and
2:27:46
he couldn't beat me. So I should have the
2:27:48
match. Well, you didn't beat him either dipshit. And
2:27:50
of course that's the real part. And
2:27:54
Paige tells Swerve that he doesn't
2:27:56
deserve one second of my time.
2:27:58
And. Even if he knows
2:28:00
he's a heel now and he's trying to be a heel,
2:28:03
he can't talk. He's trying to sound
2:28:05
like a badass. He's trying to sound
2:28:07
like he's verbose and eloquent
2:28:09
and those big words. He's trying to
2:28:11
sound like he's got a personality. He's
2:28:14
a boring, empty-headed dipshit. He's never done
2:28:16
anything in the business. He cuts a
2:28:18
wonderful fucking flip over the top
2:28:20
rope. And
2:28:23
now he's in this match. And
2:28:25
then Joe jumped in at the end and just
2:28:27
saved the thing between Swerve being thrown off by
2:28:30
a random drunk in the crowd and Paige coming
2:28:32
in and bringing his thing down into the porcelain
2:28:35
throne. Joe
2:28:37
jumped in, sounded like a
2:28:39
badass like he meant it, said he's going
2:28:41
to beat both of their asses, dropped the
2:28:43
microphone and left and they played music. Good
2:28:46
way to get fuck out of there with Joe. Do
2:28:50
you want to see this match? If
2:28:53
Paige's plane is late
2:28:56
or his car breaks down, I want
2:28:58
to see Swerve versus Joe. I'm
2:29:00
probably going to fast forward through the goddamn
2:29:02
three-way and just see what happens in the
2:29:04
finish because Paige will clutter it up.
2:29:08
If Joe wins, he retains the title to drop
2:29:10
it at a later date. As Swerve wins, you
2:29:12
get a big moment but not as
2:29:14
big because it's a three-way, not just him beating
2:29:16
a world champion. If Adam Paige
2:29:18
wins, he's a heel and
2:29:21
the Bucks beat Sting and
2:29:24
Darby win the tag titles. I
2:29:26
could see AEW thinking that that would be a
2:29:28
big thing to get heat on all these guys.
2:29:31
Tony's crazy but he ain't going to put that
2:29:33
belt on Paige again. He's proven himself to be
2:29:36
nothing but a failure and a loser. Anyway,
2:29:40
speaking of failing and losing, apparently
2:29:44
the friendship between Tony Storm and
2:29:46
Deanna Parazzo has failed and Tony
2:29:48
has lost her matching tattoo. They
2:29:50
did a segment in black and
2:29:52
white on Tony Evan or tattoo
2:29:54
covered up. It looked like
2:29:56
a goddamn prison tattoo anyway, didn't it? I
2:30:00
mean, I guess it had some
2:30:03
significance or some meaning to-
2:30:05
What it had was they probably got drunk in Japan
2:30:07
one night and had somebody do it in a goddamn
2:30:10
Japanese version of a Walmart. Maybe
2:30:14
so. So then that's when they did the
2:30:16
whole Buckaroos and Darby Allen deal and we
2:30:18
covered that on the last show because that
2:30:20
was so newsworthy
2:30:22
for its preposterosity that
2:30:25
Darby came out and as
2:30:28
Uncle Dave said, tried to make
2:30:30
Jim Cornette the baby face using
2:30:32
all that Cornette vernacular when
2:30:35
he told the Buckaroos the truth
2:30:37
that they hired their friends and they're a bunch
2:30:39
of jerks on
2:30:42
their own television. But
2:30:45
we covered that. If you want to, you
2:30:47
can look for it on YouTube or the
2:30:50
drive-through. The drive-through or
2:30:52
YouTube. Either one or actually listen
2:30:54
to both. See if there's any difference. That's
2:30:56
right, both. And then
2:30:58
Blue Sky faced Willow
2:31:00
Nightingale and
2:31:03
I guess Blue Sky was whispered to
2:31:05
by Julia Hart before she entered the
2:31:07
ring for the match. So what's
2:31:10
Julia Hart doing these days? She's
2:31:13
apparently injured. She'll be out of action for a while. All
2:31:17
right. Everyone gets hurt. Everyone gets
2:31:19
hurt. Everyone gets hurt. They had this match.
2:31:21
It's a weird dynamic
2:31:23
Willow's managed by Stokely halfway now
2:31:25
who's a heel. I don't
2:31:28
know what that is. Wait a minute. Blue Sky's a
2:31:30
fucking... I thought Willow was a smiling happy baby
2:31:32
face. She is. But isn't Stokely halfway a heel?
2:31:36
Well he was last time we saw him but we
2:31:39
haven't seen him in fucking months, have we? No, but
2:31:41
I think he's doing something in the greater AEW universe
2:31:43
like on YouTube or on YouTube. Well,
2:31:45
I know he was on commentary on this but obviously
2:31:47
since I fast forwarded the match I didn't hear what
2:31:49
he had to say. Yeah,
2:31:51
I didn't really watch it anyway. But since we only
2:31:54
seen pop up once every six months it couldn't have
2:31:56
been crucial. WWE should sign
2:31:58
Willow and I didn't know. What?
2:32:01
Yeah, she'd be a really good babyface for
2:32:04
them. Well, I'll
2:32:07
pass. And
2:32:09
then finally we come to the main
2:32:11
event and the reason why that I've
2:32:13
been waiting for this show to talk
2:32:16
about this is because I can't wait
2:32:18
to see or hear the numbers on
2:32:20
the ratings. I have remained blissfully ignorant
2:32:23
of what the numbers were this week until you
2:32:26
present them as only you can. But
2:32:29
the main event of a
2:32:32
national televised wrestling program from
2:32:35
this company, because
2:32:37
they were in Austin, Texas, was
2:32:40
another fake Texas deathmatch where it's
2:32:42
not even a Texas deathmatch. It's
2:32:44
just no DQ,
2:32:47
anything goes, lazy booking.
2:32:51
Matt Taven, who
2:32:55
as I've mentioned has a ton of talent and
2:32:57
had a ton of talent 10 years ago and
2:32:59
has come in with Bennett was a good tag
2:33:01
team and we haven't seen them do
2:33:03
dick except comedy. And I
2:33:06
don't think he's had a singles match that
2:33:08
we've seen on television, but he gets a
2:33:10
Texas deathmatch against the
2:33:12
company mascot, our little puppy
2:33:15
pockets in the main event, a
2:33:18
Texas deathmatch between a guy who's
2:33:20
never had a singles match on
2:33:22
TV and the fucking boss's teacher's
2:33:25
pet who doesn't deserve to be on TV
2:33:27
at all. And
2:33:30
they fought in the arena and they fought on
2:33:32
the stage and they fought with the furniture and
2:33:35
pockets got juice and
2:33:38
they went past 10 PM. So
2:33:41
it was like everything that could be wrong with
2:33:43
anything that you would put on a show right
2:33:47
here concentrated in this one little
2:33:50
contest here. Bad
2:33:52
talent, no talent, nobody with
2:33:55
a push, no reason for a
2:33:57
match, endless garbage. couldn't
2:34:00
hit their fucking time and devalued
2:34:04
real wrestlers bleeding. It's because it means nothing
2:34:06
after the people who see the fucking
2:34:09
parody do it. Obviously
2:34:12
didn't see the finish because that happened
2:34:14
after 10 o'clock, but I assume that
2:34:17
pockets is keeping his undefeated streak going.
2:34:21
That is indeed correct. And it was an amazing
2:34:23
spot where Matt Taivin did a dive. Okay. He
2:34:25
broke his neck. He was fine thankfully, but it
2:34:27
was bad. Head first into the desk.
2:34:30
It was really bad. But
2:34:33
that was AEW Dynamite. You
2:34:36
want to talk about the ratings? Yes.
2:34:38
I've got, if my
2:34:41
faith in humanity could be restored
2:34:43
if quarter eight went to 17
2:34:45
people. Well,
2:34:48
we shall find out. AEW Dynamite on TBS, Wednesday,
2:34:51
February 14th, 2024, 8 to 10 0 5 PM.
2:34:57
811,000 viewers on average. I
2:35:01
thought that was last week. No,
2:35:03
that's this week. Last week was, last week was 8 0
2:35:05
5. Oh,
2:35:09
they found 6,000 people this week. Okay.
2:35:14
But the more important question is, as
2:35:16
always, where did they start and
2:35:19
where'd they finish? Well, these
2:35:21
were compiled by Wrestlenomics. Jim,
2:35:24
quarter one, 8 to 8 15 PM. Jon
2:35:27
Moxley versus Dax Harwood with
2:35:30
picture in picture. 944,000
2:35:32
viewers. So
2:35:36
is the bloom off the Big Bang rose
2:35:38
lately? They've been feeding them over a million
2:35:40
people at the start, which is how they've
2:35:43
been able to artificially inflate this average for
2:35:45
quite some time. But the last couple of
2:35:47
weeks, they're not even getting a million. Are
2:35:50
the Big Bang viewers turning off
2:35:52
the show a minute early? Cause they've smartened up
2:35:54
to that thing and they don't want to be
2:35:57
in any way involved with the
2:35:59
wrestling program. or people less interested in the
2:36:01
Big Bang these days? Well, again, it's another year
2:36:03
that it's in reruns on the network. I'm sure
2:36:05
that the ratings may not stay the same as
2:36:07
they were, but we'll see what we could do
2:36:09
about finding those Big Bang Theory numbers. Again,
2:36:12
this was Valentine's Day, but you would think maybe the
2:36:14
audience going out for Valentine's Day is
2:36:18
not the audience watching the Big Bang Theory.
2:36:20
Yeah. Well, do you seriously think that any
2:36:22
of the AEW fans are getting any pussy?
2:36:26
Let's go to quarter two, 815 to 830 p.m. The
2:36:30
continuation of Mox vs. Dax,
2:36:34
the post-match beatdown with the Blackpool Combat
2:36:36
Club, Don Callis'
2:36:39
backstage promo, Barrett
2:36:42
Brown vs. Wardlow, oh,
2:36:44
that was who it was, and a
2:36:47
Young Bucks video, 905,000
2:36:51
viewers, also the high point in the
2:36:53
key demo, 18 to 49-year-old men, 431,000
2:36:56
viewers. Now,
2:36:59
that is shocking. That is much
2:37:02
less of a drop. They usually experience 100,000
2:37:04
people bailing pretty quick.
2:37:06
Is this a tribute to Dax's ability
2:37:08
to keep something even with the plumber
2:37:10
interesting? Because his shit always loses. Moxley
2:37:14
lost 100,000 people last week, didn't
2:37:16
he? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if
2:37:18
we're prepared to call Dax Harwood a ratings draw
2:37:20
yet. But, well, I'm saying, did he make Moxley
2:37:22
palatable? I don't know. You
2:37:25
know, he can't dismiss that Moxley has fans too.
2:37:28
But, quarter 3, 830
2:37:30
to 845 p.m., an
2:37:33
ad break, and Adam Copeland
2:37:35
vs. Daniel Garcia, 762,000
2:37:38
viewers. Oh,
2:37:41
Jesus Christ. Okay. Maybe
2:37:44
people were just feeling the cold and the arthritis
2:37:47
and they were a little slow to get up
2:37:49
because they lost 39,000 from quarter one to quarter two,
2:37:51
and then they lost
2:37:53
143,000 from two to three. I
2:38:00
mean if you make a 9pm dinner appointment
2:38:02
for Valentine's Day, you're leaving in quarter
2:38:04
3. Who's waiting
2:38:06
till 9 o'clock to eat dinner on Valentine's Day? You
2:38:08
wouldn't be getting to the good stuff till 11, 1130.
2:38:12
The working man. They've been out working all day. They
2:38:14
gotta go to dinner before they have to go to
2:38:16
sleep to wake up to get up the next day
2:38:18
and jump on the Long Island Railroad and deal
2:38:20
with the- They're thinking about getting home that night
2:38:22
and jumping on their wife. Well,
2:38:24
let's jump on to quarter 4. The
2:38:27
Long Island Railroad, I've been working
2:38:29
on the railroad. How
2:38:31
many fucking railroads- what's somebody choking
2:38:33
or stoking the fucking fire
2:38:36
there and the other guy's the conductor?
2:38:38
How many railroad employees you think watching
2:38:40
the goddamn wrestling show? I
2:38:43
wasn't talking necessarily about the employees of the
2:38:45
railroad. I would say that the working
2:38:47
man would use the railroad as transport to get to
2:38:49
the working place. Oh, I thought
2:38:51
you meant they were the engineers and the
2:38:53
coal burners and things in such a that
2:38:55
nature. Well, no, not that those aren't working
2:38:57
men too, but I don't know their schedules.
2:38:59
Let's get back to the schedule of quarter
2:39:01
4 here, Jim. 8.45 to 9pm. The
2:39:06
continuation of Adam Copeland vs.
2:39:08
Daniel Garcia. The
2:39:10
post-match with Christian Cage.
2:39:13
Nick Wayne. And Killswitch.
2:39:17
An ad break. And a
2:39:19
Samoa Joe promo. 792,000
2:39:21
viewers. How
2:39:25
the fuck did they manage to get 30,000 to
2:39:28
come back for that? That's
2:39:30
what I'd like to know. They
2:39:32
left at the end of quarter 2, which affected quarter
2:39:34
3. The end of quarter 2 was the Wardlow match
2:39:36
in the Young Bucks video. Quarter
2:39:39
3 is Adam Copeland vs. Daniel
2:39:41
Garcia. If you tune back in
2:39:43
at a certain point, that's how you get people back. Oh, Edge
2:39:45
is on. I'll check it out and see what's happening. We
2:39:48
go to the big 9 o'clock hour quarter 5, 9 to 9.15pm.
2:39:53
The Samoa Joe swerve-shrinklin' Adam
2:39:55
Page live promo. The
2:39:58
Tony Storm video. the
2:40:00
Diataparazzo Backstage Promo, and Young
2:40:04
Bucks vs. Top Flight, 838,000 viewers.
2:40:10
Well, for once they got a bump
2:40:12
at the top of the hour. They
2:40:15
added another 46,000 people. So
2:40:19
that brought them up to
2:40:22
about their normal average. But
2:40:25
since obviously their normal average, they didn't reach
2:40:28
this week, they're going to be dropping. I
2:40:30
still maintain that quarter eight will be the
2:40:32
worst quarter in the history of the television
2:40:34
program because how can it not be? You
2:40:37
might as well show Mighty Mouse rerun. Well, for the record,
2:40:39
I don't have the record of what is the previous worst
2:40:42
quarter in the history of the show, but let's keep going
2:40:44
here. Quarter... Where
2:40:47
are we? Quarter six. Six.
2:40:49
9.15 to 9.30 PM. And
2:40:52
continuation of Top Flight vs. the Young Bucks,
2:40:55
picture in picture ads. The
2:40:57
Young Bucks Live promo and
2:41:00
Darby Allen's promo to the Young Bucks, 785,000
2:41:03
viewers. Oh!
2:41:08
So again, with
2:41:11
the exception of quarter three, these
2:41:13
two little douchebags put up the
2:41:15
lowest numbers of the show so
2:41:17
far with the various
2:41:20
things that they're involved in. Because
2:41:22
nobody gives a shit. It's
2:41:24
kids cosplaying. It's every single quarter that
2:41:26
they're the last thing that's in that
2:41:28
quarter, it kills the next quarter.
2:41:31
It's every single time. But
2:41:34
let's see how they recover here. Quarter
2:41:37
seven, 9.30 to 9.45 PM. And
2:41:41
ad break. Bullet Club
2:41:43
Gold, the acclaimed and Billy Gunn's
2:41:45
backstage promo. Willow
2:41:48
Nightingale vs. Sky Blue with
2:41:50
picture in picture, 741,000 viewers.
2:41:56
And edit begins. So
2:42:00
they're down two hundred and three thousand
2:42:02
people from the start and that is
2:42:04
the lowest point of
2:42:06
the program And
2:42:09
now drumroll, please wait a minute.
2:42:11
Oh, hold on Well,
2:42:18
you know What
2:42:22
I Got
2:42:24
a new thing I
2:42:28
got a new cajon Oh
2:42:34
I have to reveal the ratings that sounds like
2:42:36
you're just taking your fucking sneakers rubbing
2:42:38
them on the desk See, it's a cajon, but it
2:42:40
has a snare if I take off the phone This
2:42:44
is what no snare this is
2:42:46
the stare and then I can open up the airway here If
2:42:52
I was over there I'd close your airway
2:42:54
up what do you talk cajon I thought
2:42:56
you were supposed to have two cajones Anyway,
2:42:58
what is the cajon just speaking of the
2:43:00
wevos i'm talking about this cajon right here
2:43:02
It's a it's a percussion
2:43:05
Tool instrument some might say
2:43:07
I have a variety of
2:43:09
them in various places all over the manner Yeah,
2:43:12
so I can just stop anytime anywhere. I am just Start
2:43:15
making some music. Well, i'm thinking
2:43:17
of a certain kind of tool right now
2:43:20
So why don't we have that tool provide
2:43:22
us with the quarter eight numbers quarter eight?
2:43:25
945 to 10 p.m the
2:43:28
continuation of willow nightingale versus sky
2:43:30
blue an ad
2:43:32
break An orange cassidy
2:43:34
versus matt taven with
2:43:37
picture in picture 725
2:43:40
000 viewers with a five minute overrun
2:43:42
bringing it to 785 000 viewers Okay.
2:43:50
Yeah. Yeah in the last five minutes
2:43:52
people 60
2:43:54
000 people were desperate to see the finish
2:43:56
of matt taven and pockets. So
2:43:59
again Then the main event draws
2:44:01
the lowest number of
2:44:03
the entire show because of the fact
2:44:05
that an idiot and somebody that's
2:44:08
never been used before was in it. And
2:44:11
I thought because they were in Texas, a
2:44:13
Texas death match would be just lovely. And
2:44:16
then they get an artificial
2:44:18
bump from going five minutes over for the
2:44:21
people that were tuning into
2:44:23
the following program. But now
2:44:25
as we find out from the other numbers, 944 was still
2:44:27
at least fucking 50,000 or 60,000
2:44:33
of the big bangers to start out. So
2:44:36
they did an 811,000 viewer
2:44:39
average with an artificially inflated
2:44:41
beginning and end. It
2:44:44
continues to trickle down and drip
2:44:46
away. And on that topic, as
2:44:48
Wrestlenomics on their chart has the
2:44:50
90-day trend line, it is well
2:44:52
below the 90-day trend line. Well,
2:44:56
that's because Tony's fucking brains are
2:44:58
below his waistline. They're
2:45:01
in his ass. All
2:45:05
right, well, that was dynamite. You
2:45:08
know, I don't know
2:45:10
what else you can do to lose people like that.
2:45:14
I mean, think about this. They lost from
2:45:17
the start of the regulation time period of the
2:45:19
program to the end of
2:45:21
the regulation time of the
2:45:23
program, they lost 220,000 viewers, which
2:45:26
was basically more than
2:45:30
25% of the audience they started out
2:45:32
with. And do you know,
2:45:34
Brian, what 220,000 people would weigh?
2:45:40
They lost from the start of that program
2:45:42
to the end of that program at
2:45:44
least 4 million pounds. Hey,
2:45:49
can you look at it that way? That's a new way to
2:45:51
look at it. I've never seen a
2:45:53
reason to look at it that way. They lost 4 million
2:45:56
pounds of viewers because you got
2:45:58
to figure a two-year-old. Well, I
2:46:00
may be light a 200 pound average
2:46:03
because a lot of these
2:46:05
basement dwelling pop tart eaters that
2:46:07
watch a ew They
2:46:10
got to be 350 maybe even 400,
2:46:12
you know, they're they're on the biscuits and gravy
2:46:14
diet He just died the guy who invented the
2:46:16
pop tart this past week I
2:46:19
thought you meant the guy who invented biscuits
2:46:21
and gravy. He's long dead well,
2:46:24
and boy, you should have seen his cholesterol
2:46:26
before he passed away and The
2:46:28
pop tarts poison that guy too. Oh, mr. Kellogg
2:46:33
So I'll tell you what folks we need to get in better
2:46:35
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2:46:37
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2:46:40
want to try to get all the AEW viewers
2:46:43
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2:46:50
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2:46:52
they can lose some weight and
2:46:55
that way you can lower the amount
2:46:57
of poundage or tonnage that is lost
2:46:59
every week On the
2:47:01
dynamite program if all the AEW
2:47:03
fans were only to weigh 120 pounds apiece They'd
2:47:06
only be losing about what one 1.5
2:47:08
million pounds a week So
2:47:11
anyway folks factor. Yeah.
2:47:14
Yeah, they've got a and
2:47:16
some of your transitions I wouldn't blow
2:47:18
it out your ass their transition boy.
2:47:21
We are well past transition point. This
2:47:23
is mid show This is mid felt
2:47:26
I was trying to plumb this well, see if
2:47:28
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it's occasional, I'd like to
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just to fuck with him. Why?
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I don't have time. Alright,
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well once again Jim is not a chef. Well
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one of these vegetarian son of a bitches, I'd
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like to stick some bacon in their broccoli and
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see what have with their head cave in. So
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why would you want to do that? They're living
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or maybe the environment. Why would you want
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nobody gets poisoned with bacon. If you
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now I guess we should go and take a look
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at the network-quality television
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production of the week,
2:52:37
SmackDown for February the 16th.
2:52:39
It was a Friday night in Salt
2:52:41
Lake City, Utah. They had 13,681 people
2:52:43
in Salt Lake Fucking
2:52:48
City. They've got 14,000
2:52:51
people in Salt Lake City and if
2:52:54
you didn't come to watch the
2:52:56
interviews, you saw Kevin Owens and
2:52:58
Dominic Mysterio, Zelina Vega and Tiffany
2:53:01
Stratton, Akeem and Razor
2:53:03
versus Who Gives a Shit, Miz
2:53:06
versus Logan Paul, Naomi versus
2:53:08
Alba Fire. That was the main event.
2:53:11
That was the main event. Yes. So
2:53:14
is the
2:53:17
WWE now the world's most
2:53:19
successful spoken word tour promoting
2:53:22
company? What
2:53:24
the fuck? Anyway,
2:53:28
so the show opened with
2:53:30
The Rock pulling up in the parking lot in
2:53:32
a big old black truck and
2:53:35
I guess that's all they needed. It's
2:53:37
the weekend. We don't have the ratings but
2:53:40
I'm sure they've been doing two and a
2:53:42
half million people and they've advertised The
2:53:45
Rock, his appearance on this show,
2:53:47
so one would think that
2:53:49
things were gonna be popping over there as well. But
2:53:53
then we get another Elimination Chamber qualifying
2:53:56
match to start the show with Kevin
2:53:59
Owens. against Dominic Mysterio. And
2:54:03
again, there's nothing particularly
2:54:05
wrong with these matches, but
2:54:08
20 minutes
2:54:10
of Owens and Dominic with R-Truth
2:54:12
involving himself and then refuses to
2:54:14
give Dom the chair and Owens
2:54:16
beats Dominic with the pop-up power
2:54:18
bomb. And it took us 20
2:54:21
minutes to get there. But
2:54:24
now Owens is qualified for the elimination
2:54:26
chamber. That's a big shock. Were
2:54:30
we treading water and killing time here until we
2:54:32
got to see the most electrifying man in show
2:54:34
business and the tribal chief? This
2:54:37
was an episode, you know, sometimes they begin with the
2:54:39
big segment. Sometimes they end with it. They
2:54:43
ended with it and there was nothing really, there was nothing
2:54:45
else really until you got there. So
2:54:48
it was a real test of the audience to
2:54:50
see them sit through kind of just a bunch of
2:54:53
stuff happening to get to the only thing
2:54:55
really happening. Well,
2:54:58
isn't that kind of like the, that's kind
2:55:00
of like the whole new year's rock and Eve
2:55:02
telecast, you just watch it for one fucking five
2:55:04
minute period. Right?
2:55:07
That's right. Dick Clark's new year's rock
2:55:09
and Eve. Boy, what? Before
2:55:13
he passed away. I
2:55:17
wish that somebody had a whispered in his ear,
2:55:19
Dick, don't do those cut-ins. After
2:55:23
he had the stroke and everything. Wasn't that sad? It
2:55:26
was, I will say too, because I'm actually fascinated by
2:55:28
Dick Clark. There's no good biography
2:55:31
of him. Like
2:55:34
you would think such an important figure in terms of
2:55:36
television and music on
2:55:38
television and all sorts of things
2:55:40
starting in Philadelphia, there'd be a good
2:55:43
biography, a thorough biography of his
2:55:45
business, just anything, nothing. There's
2:55:47
nothing. Can we get Langmead
2:55:50
or Hornbaker on that? I already
2:55:53
mentioned it to Solomon. I was like, you
2:55:55
know, after you're done with Monsoon, you know, who could use a book
2:55:57
and he's probably thinking about what rest of the book is. Or
2:56:00
is he going to recommend that I'm like Dick Clark? Well,
2:56:03
and, and you never know, we could find
2:56:05
a wrestling crossover or two. Anyway, um,
2:56:09
Drew and LA Knight argued about the elimination
2:56:11
chamber in the back and the referee separated
2:56:13
them before it got too out
2:56:15
of hand. And
2:56:18
it was good to see Roman trying to make
2:56:20
some amends with the members of the bloodline when
2:56:23
he, when he saw Jimmy in
2:56:25
the back, when Roman and Paul got there, he
2:56:27
gave Jimmy a big hug and he said, let's
2:56:29
go fix what Jay messed up. So
2:56:32
Jimmy was beaming for the rest of the episode.
2:56:35
I think also when he was in the ring with
2:56:37
the rock, watching him do his shit, he couldn't help
2:56:39
but fucking smile. He was five years old again. And
2:56:44
then we got an elimination
2:56:47
chamber qualifying match between
2:56:50
Zelina Vega and Tiffany
2:56:52
Stratton. Because
2:56:54
as we've mentioned, much to
2:56:56
our chagrin and dismay, they're going to have
2:56:59
a women's elimination chamber two match in front
2:57:01
of the men's to make sure that we
2:57:03
don't like the men's as much because we've
2:57:05
already seen half the shit. And,
2:57:08
uh, I guess Tiffany Stratton has been
2:57:10
a hot shot down in NXT. She,
2:57:12
she, she's got a Valley girl
2:57:14
accent. She's like, Oh, should I beat you? Or
2:57:16
should I beat you? Is
2:57:19
this a Lauren Idis holdover from
2:57:21
a lingerie catalog or? No, no,
2:57:24
no. She's someone who apparently people
2:57:26
watch NXT say is quite
2:57:28
good. She became a favorite of
2:57:31
Shawn Michaels and the people running it because they
2:57:34
say she was quite good, quite
2:57:36
good. And now she's up here in the main roster.
2:57:38
And did you feel she
2:57:41
was quite good? You know, it's
2:57:43
a battle between her and the Raya May who will be
2:57:45
the first, uh, one that I
2:57:47
confused with the other one that becomes a star here.
2:57:52
It was all right. It was, it was all right. I knew Zelina
2:57:54
wasn't going to win. Unfortunately, but,
2:57:57
uh, you
2:57:59
know, I was. I was watching for one reason and one
2:58:01
reason only. I
2:58:03
thought you'd be watching for two reasons. I was
2:58:05
watching to see what the rock was going to
2:58:07
say, not for whatever converted ideas. You have Mr.
2:58:10
McMahon. Well, with some
2:58:12
of the comments that you make sometimes, so we,
2:58:14
we went to the back again and remember
2:58:17
AJ was in the group with Gallows
2:58:19
and Anderson and Mia Yim, and now
2:58:21
they're all together. And Anderson tells AJ
2:58:23
right off the bat, you forgot where
2:58:26
you came from. And
2:58:28
AJ slaps the shit out of
2:58:30
Anderson and they fucking shove and
2:58:33
just articulate and then they settle down and AJ
2:58:35
walks out on them. So
2:58:40
do they, do Gallows and Anderson still wrestle?
2:58:43
I don't remember the last time we saw them wrestle. They
2:58:45
made a few appearances with
2:58:47
a Meachin or Mia Yim,
2:58:50
whatever name she's using today. I'm
2:58:53
thinking they must've got into real estate. We don't
2:58:55
see much of them anymore. Hey,
2:58:57
they're wearing good brothers t-shirts. That was
2:58:59
their like name outside of WWE. So
2:59:02
that says something right there too, doesn't
2:59:04
it? Well, if we hadn't already wasted
2:59:06
the Shopify spot, we could have really
2:59:08
had a transition there,
2:59:10
but so anyway, they're
2:59:12
not happy with each other. And then
2:59:15
we got Akeem and Razor versus
2:59:17
the venerable tag team
2:59:19
of Tits McGee and his
2:59:21
brother Phil. I
2:59:23
don't know who these fucking people were. And
2:59:29
this is the team that they have
2:59:32
been dealing with and holding back or,
2:59:34
or keeping in, in a
2:59:37
bayonce until the time was right. They've been
2:59:40
in the system on and off for four
2:59:42
or five years. These are two fucking indie
2:59:44
level fucking guys. They would have been great
2:59:47
for Dennis Corluzo shows in
2:59:49
Vineland, New Jersey or whatever,
2:59:51
or Teterboro. But
2:59:54
do you see anything about this tag team
2:59:57
that belongs in a major promotion on a
2:59:59
national television program?
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