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Hello again friends and

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you are our friends and welcome back to

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another edition of Jim Cornett's drive through on

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another cold winter's day here in 2024. A

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very professional beginning so far. I'm your

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host the great Brian Last. And I

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got a new one of these back

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after the kids broke the last one.

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We're gonna talk reviews and questions and

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retro figures and questions

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and all sorts of stuff with

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this man. The leader of the Cult of Cornett,

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Mr. Jim Cornett. Show is

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jam-packed. So many subjects running through your

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mind Brian and brother you showed up

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for work on your show. Thank

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you very much. Thank you. It's the

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nicest thing that anyone's ever done for

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me. You can't miss

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your show where you're the star but

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where you're merely the supporting player. Over

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across the street on the experience you have you

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flaked off this past episode. Thank

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you by the way Solomon Grundy

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himself Brian R Solomon for

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stepping in the dedicated and timely

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person that he is stepping in to

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take care of filling that void. He filled my cavity as well as

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it can be filled. And

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people have seen and heard by

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now that experience and they

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may have heard it as it was going on through

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the windows. But nevertheless now

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you're back because it's your show but

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you had the flimsy

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excuse Brian. You know I'm

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married. I have a lovely wife and I

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have children, small children. Actually you have small

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and medium children. I

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don't know do they come in large

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grande. What is the next step up

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on the description of the children sizes.

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Trenta. Trenta. Well you

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got you got a number of children

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and you say you had the family

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outing planned and I swear you know go

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here. You deserve it. You're

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a maniac. You work all the time. So

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Brian I gotta add. you the question now in front

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of the public and everybody, that big

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family outing that you had planned that

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was going to be so wonderful to commune

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with the small and the

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medium and the Trente family

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and your lovely spouse.

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How did that go, Brian, for you? For

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me? Yeah, for you.

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It did not go very well. You

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already know a lot of this. Chase

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doesn't. The listeners obviously don't. I

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was going to go spend a few days with

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my family. There was a lot of things going

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on. One of my daughters was competing at gymnastics.

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We were going to take a few days away. The

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plan was they're going

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there. It's not too far from where we

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live. They're going there on Friday,

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and I'm going to meet them there the next

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day on Saturday. That's why

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Brian Solomon, who's a wonderful guy, filled

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in for me and

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put up with your abuse. And

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the next morning, he likes it. And

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actually that night, that Friday night, when I was

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getting ready to leave, I just started feeling hot,

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just like I'm sweating and I'm

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feeling down. I'm feeling sick. Am I

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getting myself pumped up because I don't want to go? Is

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it because I'm sick? So I ordered a bunch

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of COVID tests, like a variety of them from the

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CVS and DoorDash. They

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brought them over. I was going to take them when we had

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the house, but it expired. The liquid

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was bad. No

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COVID. So then I ordered a

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bunch of thermometers from CVS also,

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or actually that was from Walgreens. No

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fever. And the worst thing

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was they only had the fucking rectal ones available. They

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didn't have rectal ones. It was one that you stick

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in your ear, which sucks. And then it's one you

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put under your tongue in your mouth and it takes

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five seconds. And I don't trust that one either. And

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then the ones you scan your forehead with, those are

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bullshit. Remember the doctor says I'm 93 degrees. Yeah.

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I mean, you could be laid out on

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a slab, right? And that's the thing. When

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my mother, Mama Cornette, used to take my

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temperature, it used to

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take probably... about a minute and a half to

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three minutes and she said, sit there, don't move, keep your

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mouth closed. And so I

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don't trust anything but that, but go ahead. And

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that was the rectal? No, that's

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why she was telling me to keep my mouth closed. Don't

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say anything to the authorities or anybody that

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asks. Well

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the next morning, Saturday morning, I'm feeling

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sicker and sicker. I'm like,

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I know I have to go there. I have to

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get in the car. Eventually I'm like, I have to lay down.

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Pretty soon after the vomiting started,

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not sure what triggered it. My sister's here, she ate

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the same stuff as me the night before. She's

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fine. So I'm throwing up.

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Now I feel bad. Maybe it was your sister that

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triggered it. Now I have to let my family know

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I'm not coming because there's no way I could jump

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in the car and drive for an hour and a half

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and I can't. You would need

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a windshield wipers on

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the inside of the windshield also from that

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projectile vomiting. I was expecting to get some

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shit from Suzanne and the kids. Instead what

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I got was a picture sent back to

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me of my son, who's two and

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a half, covered an Oreo

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vomit because he apparently

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just vomited all the Oreos he ate, which are all the

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Oreos he's ever had in his life. And

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then while that happened, my daughter competing

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hurt her knee and went down. So I

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was getting now reports from the field. One

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kid's down, one kid's throwing up, but all

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the heat was off me. That's the big thing. And

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then they came home the next day. I was still

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sick. My son was sick. My daughter

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was hurt. Then Suzanne got sick. It's

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a great story. I'm

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not laughing about your daughter getting hurt, but

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I'm laughing about everything else. Because

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I know you had such high

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apple pie in the sky hopes

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of this dream little getaway weekend

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that you were about to have. And I

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didn't know until after the fact when it

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was already on, because I wasn't gonna bother

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you. You're out there fro-

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collicking with nature's

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creatures and up in

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the woods and you're watching the gymnastics and

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you're visiting with your family, I'm not going

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to bother you. And I'd say,

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how was it the day you were supposed to be back?

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And you said, well, I had

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projectile vomiting and everybody in the family

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is either injured or sick. But

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how are you? Say, I have manners. But then I said,

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how are you? But how are you?

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Well, I'm good. I've been good. I'm

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freezing our keisters off down here.

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It's colder than a witch's tit in

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Louisville, Kentucky. It has been. It's going

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to snow again, sub-zero wind chills, all

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that type of thing. But nothing

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to complain about with the monumental

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stature of your vacation

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family weekend. So

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take another show off. That's

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what basically that amounts to, is you curse

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yourself. I got Kippelman ready for this weekend.

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We're going to try it again. Every

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time you take off, something bad is going to

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happen now. You've established a precedent. So

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your only option is to be here with us.

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And you can't take off because without you, there's

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no Jim Cornuche. Well,

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see how the pressure

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lies. Heavy. Heavy

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lies the pressure on the crown of the,

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where's the thorns? I don't know what fucking.

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Do we need the vacation together? Is that

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what it is? Take the show

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on the road, wherever we go. You're

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going to get people started talking if we

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start taking vacations together. Those are our entire

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families, the whole clan. Well my clan and

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my clan. I'd rather it just be you

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and me. Well no. It's

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me then people would talk. Yeah, you can get your own

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room by the way. No, we have our people with us

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and we all go out there. Go

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out there. A caravan. Where are

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we going out there? Across the country. We'll hit

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all the big spots. What

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are the big spots to you? You've

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been to St. Louis, have you ever been in the arch? Um,

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no it looks a little fucking flimsy to

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me. So there I stand on the ground.

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Jim Cornette's travelogue. There's the video. We can get

8:03

so much content out of this. I don't trust

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your big spots. You don't know the good burgoo

8:08

places. You want to go to St. Louis. You

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want to go to the arch instead of emos.

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You're just, you're all fucked up. Jim

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Cornette goes and eats pizza, I think, is a

8:16

good concept. And I think we can have fun

8:18

with that. Jim Cornette tries different restaurants. Jim Cornette

8:20

goes to one of the major

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attractions in the country. There's

8:26

potential for payoffs. Especially

8:28

with something that's up in the air. There's

8:30

potential for all sorts of chaos. No, there's

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not. Because I'll be standing on the ground

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and pointing at it. I'll

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not be up in the air

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anymore. I've flown my limit

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of aerial miles, whether it being flown,

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propelled, hung, suspended, or

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swung. What's the tallest building

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you've been in? When

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I was a kid and my

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parents took me to New York City, we

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did go in the Empire State Building. But I

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don't remember. I don't know if we went. I

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was fucking four, right? I don't know if we

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went to the top of it or not. But

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I remember that I was told we were there.

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And otherwise than that, I've

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been in tall buildings in Philadelphia or

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in Manhattan or whatever at

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some point or another. But I

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don't tend to stand there and look

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out the window. And I'm

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trying to say, just as a, I

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can't imagine what would have caused me to be 60

9:30

or 70 or

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more floors up anywhere. So I don't

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know the answer to your question now that I've brought

9:39

everybody down. They say the Empire

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State Building, the line for, I

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guess the line just to go up is the longest

9:46

wait for any attraction or

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ride, I think, out there. Because you

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have to go through two different elevator banks. You have

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to go through different security checks. Well,

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see, that would be, to me, like having a

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standing line to get kicked in the balls. If

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you, the only thing that can make

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the experience any worse is you got

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to wait and wait and wait to

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fuck. The only thing that can make

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the experience any worse is if I take off another week,

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there, there you go. I'm

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back. I'm back, ladies and gentlemen. All right.

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He's back and we're glad I'm

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glad to see your back, especially adversity in

10:19

your front, but I've got to bring you

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up to date on something. Cause I've been,

10:24

I've been, while you've been frolicking around the

10:26

toilet bowl, bowing

10:28

before the porcelain God. I had a

10:30

bucket too. I had

10:32

a bucket. Mr. Chris. Oh, Suzanne, that's Suzanne bought

10:34

these. Like because of all this,

10:36

she had me buy this on Amazon, these

10:38

medical grade barf bags, and I'm

10:40

like, I'm not using this. I'm just going to use the

10:43

bucket. I'll rinse it out. If I throw up a lot

10:45

in there or if it's chunky or something, you

10:47

need to keep on hand. I

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didn't think so. How often is somebody bucket worthy

10:53

in that household? And by the way, these bar,

10:55

it's not like you can get like a five

10:58

pack or anything. If you can get like 75

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of them or whatever fucking times in the is, is everybody in

11:04

the house going to throw up in the next fucking

11:06

10 years, 75 times. I

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don't know. I mean, we could use them as gifts and give them away

11:10

to people. I don't know

11:12

who or why. Full or empty.

11:15

Maybe we could use them for something. I don't know if it could be

11:17

used for. Hey, hold on here.

11:19

If I could get a cornet face

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printed on them and

11:24

sell them to the people who are

11:26

AEW live event ticket holders in

11:29

advance of the event, we

11:31

might have money making opportunity here. Coronet

11:34

barf bag. The other thing is why don't we

11:36

make t-shirts and say Jim Cornette sucks. And we

11:38

should sell those to the AEW fans and then

11:40

they're actually paying you. Well,

11:43

but then see the reverse, that's

11:45

like the corny coin. That's what Brian Bosworth did. You

11:47

ever hear of him? Well, they, they not only, they

11:49

not only won't buy the shirts if they know that

11:51

I'm selling them, but they'll send some of the other

11:54

shirts that they didn't buy back and I'll have to

11:56

refund those. It'll cost me money. But

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anyway, I was gonna bring something up

12:03

while you've been gone flittering about as

12:05

I mentioned I've been

12:07

trying to keep up what's going on not only in

12:09

the wrestling but in the world at large I've been

12:11

watching the news trying to keep up with the the

12:13

happenings. Did you see the The

12:16

latest story coming out of the state of Colorado

12:19

Somebody got arrested. Did you hear about

12:21

this? Uh, I don't know

12:23

specifically what you're talking about. No, I

12:25

don't follow Colorado's Colorado

12:28

police arrested a man

12:31

for murdering a hooker that he had hired

12:35

And He was

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arrested after because it

12:40

was circumstantial evidence now just

12:43

because that he admitted to

12:46

hiring the hooker and Then

12:48

just because the guy's roommate said

12:51

that he owed this guy

12:53

a thousand dollars But the guy told him that

12:55

he'd call it even if the roommate would dig

12:57

him a 10-foot hole and

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the roommate said no, I'm good so Apparently

13:03

he instead the the man that was

13:05

arrested through her in the river But

13:09

the circumstantial evidence also extends

13:11

to when they arrested him

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He had a severed human hand

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in his pocket He

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had one hand in his pocket and the other was

13:23

swinging a machete Where

13:26

are you seeing these stories? I have not seen this was

13:28

on the news on the on the television news and

13:34

The guy had no criminal record. It shocked

13:36

everybody had no criminal record. He was

13:38

gainfully employed as a security guard And

13:43

so maybe that was maybe it was a pickpocket He stops a

13:46

pickpocket the hard way He

13:48

just forgot to pull it out. They just arrested

13:51

a guy here in New York yesterday After

13:54

they did a thing on the news saying I were looking for

13:56

him. I within a week or so he slashed five people stabbed

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them not slashed them stabbed them on the subway

14:04

they arrest them he's a hospital greeter

14:09

jeez is that the reason he's

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doing this or he was bored he

14:14

wanted more people to say hello to so

14:18

he's like hey take that okay

14:20

now you go over on 4th Street at

14:22

General Hospital I'll be the door I'll hold

14:24

open for you that'd be awful he's the

14:26

one who stabs you and then you get taken to the hospital he's

14:28

the one there well

14:31

good to see you again door-to-door

14:34

he's a full-service motherfucker

14:36

hey this is

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crime watch and also here's another

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thing it's an anniversary this past week if

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you just a few days ago as we

14:45

sit here are you aware of the big

14:47

anniversary there

14:49

are several it's 40 years from 1984

14:51

and it's 30 years from 1994 and it's 20 years from 2004 there are

14:57

lots of anniversaries there are there are

14:59

no specifics contained therein I don't

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know if I haven't told this story in

15:04

years maybe I have not told you this

15:06

story but in very brief did I tell

15:08

you the story of the one time over

15:11

the last 20 years or whatever the fuck it

15:13

was that I considered on a limited

15:16

basis attempting to fly

15:18

domestically I

15:21

can't imagine I don't remember anything

15:23

like that and I think I would

15:25

okay well you know I've gone to

15:27

merry old England twice heavily drugged and

15:29

sedated and you

15:31

know oblivious to my surroundings but

15:33

I've not seriously entertained

15:35

the thought of getting on an airplane to

15:38

go anywhere in the United States and for

15:40

many many years right but when

15:43

I was in TNA I remember

15:46

we've talked about the trip Orlando to

15:48

Louisville or my house to the impact

15:51

zone whichever way you want to phrase it 862

15:55

miles and

15:58

at first is as I've mentioned I'd

16:01

made the deal with Jeff Jared where, well, I'll come

16:03

down for the pay-per-view of the TV taping afterwards, maybe

16:05

that one or every other one. It was going to

16:07

be like eight times a year I was going to

16:09

go and that lasted about two months

16:11

and then he talked me into every

16:13

fucking taping, every pay-per-view. So

16:17

at one point twice a month,

16:20

I'm driving that 1700

16:22

mile round trip and

16:25

finally this was

16:28

right toward the end of my tenure there

16:30

in 2009. And

16:34

there was a time where I would get

16:37

so anxious to get home after two or

16:39

three days or maybe four days sometimes those

16:42

tapings and show went to two hours, etc.

16:45

I would leave at six o'clock in the morning

16:47

from the double tree over there at Universal and

16:51

I had it timed where I could get

16:53

through Atlanta before rush hour and I could

16:55

skirt through Chattanooga and the time zone changed

16:57

in the Nashville and I

16:59

could make the most of the traffic and I could

17:01

be home in 14 hours. Eight

17:04

o'clock that evening, 862 miles. It

17:09

was a challenge but it was doable. And

17:12

goddamn this one trip, everything

17:16

as I recall, there was construction

17:18

and there was

17:20

traffic schmazs and

17:22

there was the rain probably, inclement

17:24

weather and then it was January

17:27

so it was cold up here even if

17:29

it wasn't down there and I remember the

17:33

drive is being particularly

17:35

arduous and tedious

17:37

and or nerve-racking and or my god,

17:39

I want to get out of this

17:41

fucking vehicle. At

17:44

about the last hundred miles Brian, I'd said,

17:47

you know what I'm saying to myself? I'm saying

17:50

maybe I just I could

17:52

take this annex, I could I'm trying

17:54

to justify figure out how this might

17:56

logistically work and I wouldn't dread it

17:59

or hate myself. or whatever,

18:01

get on a plane and do this every

18:04

so often. I'm just

18:06

getting too old for this shit, right? And

18:09

I'd almost convinced myself that when I

18:11

pulled into the garage here at Castle

18:14

Cornet and I opened a

18:16

door to come in the house and there's Harley

18:19

Quinn wasn't there because she ain't that old, but

18:21

there's Stace to greet me. And

18:24

guess what's on the big screen TV in

18:26

the TV room? Was

18:28

it a plane crash? Captain Sully's

18:30

plane floating down the fucking

18:33

river. It

18:36

was the end of 15 years ago this past week. Yeah.

18:41

And that is the first thing I saw.

18:43

And I said, you know what? Nevermind.

18:48

There's a plane floating. It was a

18:50

sign. If there

18:52

is some kind of God, higher power,

18:55

Supreme being alien that inseminated the

18:57

planet earth with its cast offs,

18:59

whatever, that was

19:01

a sign from them to me, don't

19:05

think that anymore. Listen to what

19:07

you're saying. But he saved everyone. No, that's

19:09

a miracle on the Hudson. It landed. Saved

19:11

everyone. Sully got everyone out. He did everything

19:13

professionally. That's the pilot you want. He landed

19:15

the fucking river. Yes, that's the pilot I

19:17

want if I have to have a pilot,

19:19

but better off, I don't have a pilot

19:22

and everybody, if I had been on

19:24

that plane, everybody on that plane would

19:27

have perished because they would

19:29

have all been smothered in shit. Can

19:32

I read you something? Cause it's so funny you bring

19:34

this up. Someone just posted this the other day into

19:36

the Cosa Cornette Facebook group. I'll give him credit. Nicholas

19:39

Eduardo Lopez Torres. If

19:43

that, if those are indeed all his real

19:45

names, he posted this from the Gary Hart

19:47

book. Uh,

19:49

the actual title was my life in wrestling

19:51

with a little help from my friends by

19:53

Gary Hart and Philip Vario. Notoriously

19:56

out of print. Notoriously out

19:58

of print. inaccurate

20:00

in some cases, or at least

20:02

Gary Hart's worldview in some cases.

20:05

But here's what it says, I

20:07

always had a great deal of respect for Jim Cornette.

20:10

Because even though he had a tremendous fear of flying,

20:14

he would get on an airplane to go to every show.

20:17

I saw that kid fight his fear on

20:19

a daily basis, and he white-knuckled every flight.

20:23

One time, we were coming back from

20:25

El Paso, and we hit some

20:27

real turbulence. It was terrible.

20:30

We were bouncing around the sky, and Jim

20:33

was literally freaking out. It

20:35

got so bad that the plane landed

20:37

in Lubbock so the pilots could check and see

20:39

if anything had broken. It

20:42

was that bad. Jim,

20:45

Bobby Eaton, and Dennis Condrey got

20:47

off the plane, rented a car,

20:49

and drove to Dallas. Jim

20:51

was scared to death of flying, and I

20:53

always felt he was the bravest guy I

20:55

ever knew. I

20:59

remember because obviously I have a copy

21:01

of Gary's book, and I appreciated that.

21:03

I remember reading that, but I got

21:05

to tell the straight thing is he

21:07

has two stories conflated. Can

21:10

I give details? Yeah, please. Because

21:15

the flight that he's talking about with

21:18

the turbulence was from El Paso, and

21:21

it was one of those southwest flights. They

21:24

had a flight in

21:26

southwest airlines in those days, would

21:29

have a flight from every one of

21:31

the major Texas cities at like 11

21:34

o'clock or 11.15. So

21:37

whoever had done business

21:39

or whatever that day could get on it

21:41

and be back in Dallas. They

21:43

didn't just go everywhere, but you could go to

21:45

Dallas. If

21:50

El Paso is 600 miles from Dallas, Texas,

21:52

even though it's in the same state, or

21:54

Lubbock and Amarillo were 350 miles respectively. Southwest

22:00

at the time like $39 or

22:02

whatever one way and you could just walk

22:04

up and buy the ticket is the You

22:07

know cattle car of the air So

22:10

everybody would try to get the last flight to

22:12

get back to Dallas after

22:14

the show and That's

22:17

why it's 11 o'clock at and so it's

22:19

pitch fucking black outside and we get up

22:21

and it's a Gary Hart one-man gang me

22:25

Bobby and Dennis Condrey the fantastic so

22:27

all the world-class guys are we're not

22:29

sitting Because there's obviously regular

22:31

people although not too many of them on

22:33

this flight So we're

22:35

not like sitting with the baby faces or whatever. We're

22:38

still in the groups, but we're all on this fucking

22:40

plane everybody's been on the show and this

22:43

thing starts bouncing up and down and

22:46

You can see the the wings And

22:49

you can hear them creaking and you can see

22:52

them moving in

22:54

greater fucking Space

22:56

and frequency than the actual cabin of

22:58

the plane is moving those wings are

23:00

fucking flapping right and sideways

23:02

and I think the

23:05

Tommy Rogers just he

23:07

was sitting with a bunch of girls in the

23:09

back and he pulls out a joint and just

23:11

start smoking a joint and Everybody's

23:14

holding on to shit and

23:16

I'd always I

23:19

laughed with Gary and later on when

23:21

we would be on Crockett's plane During

23:24

a period of time. He was there whatever the case I

23:27

Always joked that I liked flying with flair because

23:29

how many people you know been in two plane

23:32

crashes, right? So that I've got better odds Gary

23:36

had been in two plane crashes

23:39

too He had been in

23:41

the in the famous one and he had also gone

23:43

down in a private plane Um,

23:46

you know years before that so

23:49

I was especially happy

23:53

With him because I don't have

23:55

many people, you know been in three plane crashes, right? But

23:59

anyway So

24:04

that's the, but the renting

24:06

the car was

24:08

a different time. It

24:11

was from Amarillo, we

24:13

didn't land in Lubbock, it was Amarillo

24:15

to Dallas, where we were

24:17

trying to get out after a Lubbock-Amarillo

24:20

double shot and

24:23

the last we were there at the

24:25

airport, because only 10 minutes from the building,

24:27

but this thunderstorm came up and the fucking

24:29

lightning and

24:31

all this bullshit and

24:33

I'm looking at it as they're about to, I say

24:36

you know what folks, I'll

24:38

see y'all in Fort

24:40

Worth at the Will Rogers Coliseum tomorrow

24:42

and Bobby and Dennis got on the

24:44

plane but I went across the

24:46

street to the La Quinta and

24:49

got a room and rented the fucking

24:51

car the next morning and drove back

24:54

to it, took 300 miles

24:56

from West

24:58

Texas to Dallas as flat as the road was,

25:00

took about four, four and a half hours and

25:04

they said it was a miserable flight

25:06

with miserable fucking weather and it

25:09

fucking poured rain on them when they got back at

25:11

the airport trying to get in their car in the

25:13

whole nine yards and I just had

25:16

a pizza to fucking La Quinta and cruised

25:19

on down the road the next day in a relaxed

25:21

state. But

25:23

I would do things like that.

25:26

Crockett had run the

25:29

Cincinnati and

25:31

we were on a loop that we had flown to

25:33

the start of and the next day was Charleston,

25:35

West Virginia, right? And

25:39

we get the plane tickets and we've got

25:41

to fly from Cincinnati to Louisville which is

25:43

90 fucking miles and

25:46

then change planes that go to Charleston. And

25:49

I'm like what? All

25:51

right we're already on it right? And

25:54

the flight to Charleston would be another 45

25:57

minutes but two takeoffs and two landings. perturbed

26:00

me somewhat. So

26:02

we take off from Cincinnati and

26:06

always keep a watch and an eye on these things.

26:08

I know when we're supposed to be going up, when

26:10

we're supposed to be going down, what the fucking noise

26:12

is supposed to be going on? Is

26:15

anything unusual? Do the flight attendants look

26:17

nervous? These type of signals that

26:19

you look for. And

26:21

I see that we should have been descending about

26:24

five minutes ago for

26:26

this short of a flight. And

26:29

the pilot comes on and says,

26:31

ladies and gentlemen, there's weather in

26:33

the Louisville area. And so

26:36

we're gonna circle for it. And they circled

26:38

for, I don't know, but it seemed like

26:40

hours for me because now my assholes are

26:42

fucking tight. If you shoved a lump of

26:44

coal up, you'd get a 10-carat diamond out.

26:48

And they circled for 20 days. So we're gonna go

26:50

ahead and land now. And

26:52

as they go ahead to land, they

26:55

fly in these goddamn dark clouds.

26:58

And suddenly, even though it's the middle of the day,

27:00

everything you can't see a goddamn thing is pitch black

27:02

outside. And right

27:05

as you think, well, we should see something

27:07

eventually. A fucking

27:09

clap of thunder and a bolt

27:11

of lightning came right down next

27:13

to the fucking wing. And at

27:17

the same time, they gunned the engine and started

27:19

going back up again. Oh motherfucker!

27:24

And they go back up and now they're out

27:26

of the clouds again. And then the pilot comes

27:28

on and says, sorry, folks, we decided to take

27:30

another run at that one. What?

27:34

And they go back around and they

27:38

fucking land again. They're going into land

27:40

again. And the

27:42

same thing, only slightly lighter. They have

27:45

found a different place in the clouds.

27:47

And they go through the dark clouds.

27:49

And I've literally sucked. My asshole has

27:52

engorged every bit of the fucking

27:55

fabric of the seat cushion underneath

27:57

me into my fucking cavernous rectum.

28:00

And I'm fucking putting the brakes on with

28:02

both feet and I've got a hold of

28:04

both of the armrests. And

28:07

they finally land here in my hometown,

28:10

Louisville, Kentucky, where

28:13

as soon as we start taxiing, the

28:16

guys are like, well, shit, we've got

28:18

like 30 minutes to make this connection.

28:20

I said, fuck you on your connection.

28:23

I'm going to bid you people adieu

28:25

and I'll see you in Charleston. And

28:29

there's what? It's 240 miles

28:32

from this airport to Charleston, West Virginia.

28:35

I'm going to get right off this fucking plane

28:37

and rent a car and I bid I beat

28:39

you there at this rate. And

28:42

I did and I did. I beat

28:44

some of them to the building in Charleston. But

28:49

I wouldn't go back up in the air that day. Fuck that. That

28:52

was a lightning bolt was like, fuck you. Get

28:55

your ass on the ground. You

28:57

see that story the other day about the door? Was

28:59

it a door? I guess it wasn't a door. It

29:02

was just door, windows, side of the fucking wall, whatever.

29:04

Yes. Yes. I was

29:06

like, how did knowing get sucked out of the plane? That's

29:08

always my biggest fear, something like that happened. Everyone goes flying

29:10

out of the plane. Well, no, I know why. Do you

29:12

know why? I mean, they stabilized the pressure, right? No, I'll

29:14

tell you why. They were at 16,000 feet. If

29:20

they'd have been cruising at an altitude of 35,000

29:23

feet, some people would have been plummeting

29:25

downward at a fucking velocity of 120 miles an hour.

29:31

And the fuck is they? It just falls off. It

29:33

just falls off. They

29:35

just fell off. Where'd

29:38

Maud go? She was sitting

29:40

here a minute ago. Well, the hell

29:42

the seat's gone too. Maud? Maud?

29:49

Well, we'll see if we

29:52

can maybe do our vacation across the country via train. Yeah,

29:55

am-am-tram-ic. That's what

29:58

we need to get on the am-tram-ic and

30:00

do it. We'll do it like the old

30:02

burnstorming days, the Ballyhoo days. We'll do it

30:04

from the back of the train car. All

30:08

the bit, and we'll send telegrams to

30:10

the next fucking town with coded

30:12

words for who the finishes. You know what I'm saying?

30:14

You would be, if you died at a plane crash

30:16

because of TNA. Oh,

30:18

and that's the thing of all things. Yeah.

30:21

Well, what was I thinking? See some people,

30:24

you know, once in a while you

30:26

go mad. You're just thinking crazy

30:28

things. And then you

30:30

get assigned. Oh,

30:32

well, speaking of assigned Jim, uh, we

30:35

gotta get some, uh, talk. He wants to

30:37

know real quick. I just want to thank

30:39

a couple of people, ladies. I'd like to

30:41

thank the academy. Um,

30:44

I know I want to thank Theo

30:46

from Lachine, Quebec, who sent

30:49

me the entire Seinfeld

30:52

series on DVD for Christmas, but

30:54

it just arrived because he's from

30:56

fucking wherever Quebec and it was

30:58

international mail. And

31:00

if this thing is, it's, it's

31:02

thicker than goddamn Gorilla Monsoon's wallet. I

31:05

mean, it's got like 20 something

31:07

disc. It's 274 hours or whatever. It's

31:11

amazing. And Mike from

31:13

British Columbia over on

31:15

the other side of the Canadian

31:18

frontier sent me

31:20

the entire series of Sanford and

31:23

Son on DVD. I

31:26

don't, I don't know if we talked, we, I know we've talked

31:28

about Seinfeld. We mentioned Sanford and Son, but he sent it and

31:30

I like it. But

31:35

maybe it's just something that he, he felt compelled to do. But

31:37

thank you guys. You've referenced it a

31:39

number of times on the show. Have we on the

31:42

show? Well, I don't, I don't keep track and notebook

31:44

of all of the references that we make. I

31:48

tend to blurt these things out and forget about them momentarily

31:51

afterwards. Yes, you do. And

31:53

that's how things work here. But

31:55

Jim, I know we have to talk about raw, but before

31:57

we get to the end, Before

32:00

we do that, before we talk about anything else here on the

32:02

show, I want to play you

32:04

some audio because something happened in a lot of the listeners.

32:07

The wrestling world was talking about this, but a lot

32:09

of the listeners specifically. On

32:12

the show Sunrise, it

32:14

appears. I'm not familiar with it.

32:16

I'm not from Australia. On Australian TV, a morning

32:19

show. Apparently a morning show. There's

32:22

a clue in the title. LA

32:24

Knight and Grayson Waller.

32:27

Technically a baby facing a heel, so that does

32:29

break hayfabe a little bit there. Are

32:31

on the couch. They're talking to the man and woman

32:33

in hostry show. They're on the couch. You

32:36

didn't need to phrase it like that. They're

32:38

sitting on the couch. Engaging some kind of

32:41

passionate embrace. That

32:43

wasn't the way I was trying to make people think

32:45

about it. LA Knight and

32:47

Grayson Waller are clothed and sitting on

32:49

a couch talking to the hosts of

32:51

the morning show Sunrise in Australia. An

32:55

incident happened that reminded some people

32:57

of Vader, some

33:00

people of David Schultz. Different

33:03

things. Again, not to that extent, but

33:05

something you don't really see too often in 2024. I'm

33:07

going to play some audio. I don't

33:09

want to get your thoughts about this. I've seen

33:11

this clip also, but I'm more than willing to

33:14

listen again. It's one

33:16

of your signature finishing moves. Can

33:18

I give you one? Can you show

33:20

us one of the moves? I

33:25

think it's actually just showed on the screen there.

33:27

If I do that, it's not going to be

33:29

a good day for anybody. Like our floor manager,

33:31

maybe he seems viable. Our floor manager is leaving

33:33

this week. And he's sort

33:35

of, I don't know. That's

33:38

not for me. You want to go ahead and take this one? Look.

33:41

I'll take one. You. Uh-oh.

33:43

I don't think you understand. Let me stop this

33:45

for a second. So now this floor manager who's

33:47

wearing shorts and just a t-shirt comes out there

33:49

and he's kind of bobbing and weaving a

33:51

little bit. He's getting into this. He's

33:54

getting, he's getting into the act. Everybody's

33:57

got to get into the act. He's doing the bobbing

33:59

and weaving. like, oh, don't take it, mate. I'll

34:01

tell you, you know, they got the accents over there,

34:03

like the crocodile done D. Um,

34:06

and LA

34:08

Knight was, you know,

34:10

he was leaning back on the couch and he's

34:12

the one who said, Hey, if I give anybody

34:14

my, you know, my move,

34:16

it won't be a good night for anybody, et

34:18

cetera, like you would. And

34:21

of course, you know, the, in the booth,

34:24

you heard they play the crickets chirping because

34:26

they didn't expect anybody to answer the challenge.

34:28

But this guy, the floor director, whatever fairly,

34:30

he got, you

34:32

know, he got froggy, so he jumped and

34:34

he's going to play into this. I don't

34:36

believe he was seriously challenged. Like, give me

34:38

your best fucking hold. I think

34:40

he was thinking it was going to all be fun and games. And

34:43

of all people, there's Grayson Waller

34:47

and he stands up and cuts the promo on

34:49

the guy and, and that's,

34:51

that's the next part coming up here, I

34:53

believe from what I remember, but let's go

34:56

back to the, go back to the tape.

34:58

Let's go back to sunrise. I

35:25

know we love you. Hey,

35:27

you take that trash talk and you get out of here. You

35:30

get out of here. Hey, you take that trash talk and you get

35:32

out. I want to have these guests who are respected like that.

35:34

Make sure you get out. Oh, can you wrap this up? I

35:38

told you I can't thank you very

35:41

much, gentlemen, for coming in. It

35:44

stops there and we'll see how much of that we

35:46

could play on YouTube, do the music rights, but we'll

35:48

see what happens. But Grayson Waller, not

35:51

appreciating LA nights, sitting back. Grayson

35:53

Waller, clearly not appreciating

35:55

being mocked because he's a wrestler. And I think a lot

35:58

of guys today would just go with it. But

36:00

and that's why I got such a kick out of

36:02

this because it's like he had the. Yeah,

36:05

there's yeses and no's there shades of

36:07

gray in this. He had some of

36:10

the right material, but it comes from

36:12

that fucking voice. It sounds like the

36:14

lost chipmunk cousin, right? So

36:16

you guys made all drop you, I'll drop

36:19

you with a fucking punch, mate. And

36:22

also he

36:24

went from zero to 60. Really

36:28

quickly. And I think it's good

36:30

is Grayson Waller Australian was this

36:32

his native native land and native

36:34

tongue. We have failed so many

36:36

times with accents either from Australia

36:38

or New Zealand. Okay.

36:40

Or the other. He's probably, you know, he's

36:42

got a lot of it's his, his homeland, home

36:45

area, home region of the world. He's got,

36:47

you know, people watching. He thinks he has

36:49

to stand up. But when

36:51

Vader snatched the guy

36:54

in, in the

36:56

middle East, he had said,

36:58

well, this is all Fay, you know, he's

37:00

a, you know, rough stentorian guy. This is

37:02

all fake. You see, and

37:04

when she'll slap Stassel, we all know that

37:07

one. This is just some

37:09

fucking jack off probably with a hangover

37:11

that works there wearing a headset, you

37:13

know, who's on headset bill bills on

37:15

headset. And he's

37:17

just trying to play along. And

37:20

in the old days of the territories

37:22

and TV, I can tell you probably

37:24

how a heel may

37:26

have handled the situation without escalating

37:30

it to motherfucker. I'll knock you out. It's

37:33

just to do the old stew art there. Come here. We

37:36

can't give our finishing move on the floor in the

37:38

studio here, but come here. Let me just show you

37:40

a hold and put him in the fucking double

37:43

wrist lock or the front face like where you

37:45

can put a little bit of pressure on and

37:47

make a motherfucker squeal like a baby. Or

37:50

say here, just put the sugar hold on him

37:52

here and pop his fucking ears and his face

37:55

will turn red. And

37:57

you, you sucker him in that way here.

38:00

little innocuous, oh my God, please let go of

38:02

me. That's what Gene

38:04

Anderson may have done. I

38:06

understand he was trying to fight for the

38:09

honor of the business, but it hadn't really

38:11

been impugned that badly yet. The

38:14

hosts were obviously joking and the

38:18

fact that, you know, the

38:21

crickets chirped on

38:23

the challenge, the production

38:25

booth was trying to go along with

38:27

the wrestlers and then this

38:29

guy just goes into business for

38:31

himself. But it was a

38:33

nice effort on Waller's part, but my God,

38:35

of all the people on the roster, I

38:38

would have bet money on the fucking PA,

38:40

the production assistant, to kick

38:42

the shit out of Waller. Oh, come on. Okay.

38:45

Did you look at it? Because of his voice? Just because of

38:47

his voice? No, just because I looked at both

38:49

of them on camera. I said, I believe the guy on

38:51

the right can take him. But,

38:55

I mean, that's the thing that you

38:58

can't, the guys that did this a

39:00

lot with local media and shit that

39:02

most people alive today have never seen

39:04

or never heard of because

39:06

it didn't exist except live or whatever,

39:10

they wouldn't ever give a guy a move

39:12

unless there's a few clips like that clip

39:14

of giant haystacks, body slamming that poor, 150

39:16

pound fucking TV presenter in England in the

39:18

sixties where he just really

39:22

picked him up and flung him down hard

39:24

on the floor. That wasn't the sixties. That

39:27

was either the late seventies, early eighties, seventies,

39:29

whatever. But you know what I'm saying? That,

39:31

that clip exists. But a lot of times

39:33

when guys would be involved with press or

39:35

a news reporter, whatever, you

39:38

know, you do this and look, I'm a professional fighter. I'm

39:40

not getting paid to fight you. I'm not going to give

39:42

you a wrestling move

39:44

here, you know, and on the studio

39:47

floor, but let me just show you this little

39:49

hold and now in the knuckle, you know, or

39:51

just two fingers, they would have their things where

39:54

they just let the guy

39:56

know what they might could do if they wanted

39:58

to, and it'd be enough where that we

40:00

would back that shit off. But

40:03

I don't know if Grayson Waller knows a wrist

40:06

lock from a wristwatch, as they used to

40:08

say, but he was,

40:10

you know, does it, well, then

40:12

also is look, give

40:14

my best wrestling move or give you my

40:16

best wrestling move. Well, fuck if I

40:19

come over there, mate, I'm going to have to punch

40:21

you and knock you out. Is that your best wrestling

40:23

move? They weren't you a boxer. What that didn't, it

40:25

was just, he instantaneously leaped in

40:27

it. Maybe he was trying to get a

40:29

little fucking notoriety there. See

40:31

a lot of the finishing maneuvers, at least in

40:33

the days when they really became a thing,

40:35

everyone needed a finisher. A lot of them were things

40:37

you could apply in a real fight, or at least

40:39

if you had to do something on a show like

40:41

that, you know, even something like a front face

40:44

lock, like the Richard Belzer knocks

40:46

him out. Some of these guys, like if

40:49

someone said, Hey, Cody, do your finishing maneuver on

40:51

me. Could he do a crossroads

40:53

on like a set like that? It's such a,

40:55

yeah, no, or they give me a Cody cutter.

40:57

Okay. What about jumping off of the fucking lamp?

41:00

What? See, it's just,

41:02

it's preposterous anymore. It used to be a thing.

41:04

It would be a body slam or, you know,

41:07

whatever. But now it's like, yeah,

41:09

figure four. And by the way, you can fuck

41:11

somebody up with a figure four, if you want

41:13

to very easily. The

41:15

stuff that's been around for a while, as we've

41:17

mentioned many times, was rooted in something

41:20

that was legitimate. And

41:23

you just got to know how, how to either

41:26

make it legitimate or not make it legitimate, depending

41:28

on whether you want to hurt somebody or not,

41:32

but you know, the double wrist

41:34

lock will fuck a mother mother,

41:36

fuck a mother up mother fucker,

41:39

fucking mother mother Hubbard. Old

41:41

mother Hubbard sat in the cupboard thinking of how

41:44

she could fuck mother fuckers up with a double

41:46

wrist lock. Well, once again,

41:48

you're a little more down on him than everyone else

41:50

appears to be. WWE seems to be high on him.

41:52

He's growing on me a little bit. It is like

41:54

the shit heel hit shit heel heel.

41:57

I guess it's just a real. Kind

42:00

of a real shit heel. A real shit

42:02

heel. Him in theory has like these two

42:05

annoying kind of shit heels.

42:07

God damn it. But there's a difference

42:10

between the annoying and the annoying teenage

42:12

delinquent that lives down the street in

42:14

the subdivision. See I don't

42:16

see him that way. I see him as

42:18

the annoying guy at the fucking tiki bar.

42:20

Like in the keys. I

42:23

never been to the keys. Well, Montego,

42:26

Jamaica, ooh I wanna

42:29

take you to Bermuda,

42:31

Bahama, come on, Brian,

42:34

last time. Ladies

42:36

and gentlemen, where I was going- I'll just

42:38

sit over here in my sandbox. Yeah,

42:40

please do. Where I was going before we

42:42

went to Kokomo. And

42:47

now I'm trying to just keep it together. This

42:49

show's falling apart- I've been there, I've been to

42:51

Kokomo, Indiana. What a fucking shit

42:53

hole that is. We'll get there faster. We'll take it

42:56

to- It's a little better than Gary. What

42:58

I was gonna say is the key to success- Yes.

43:01

In WWE, traditionally, is making sure you look

43:03

the way Vince wants you to look. Yes.

43:07

And a lot of the time,

43:09

like a Scott Hall became

43:11

famous, well, in

43:13

the AWA-AWA famous with

43:16

a big mustache. But

43:18

by the time he got to Vince, he had gone

43:20

through a few things. He had been a diamond stud.

43:23

He had his greatest success, no

43:26

mustache. Just

43:28

got rid of it. Just got rid of it. There

43:30

are many, many other examples of Vince

43:32

saying, Get that shit off your face.

43:35

But where do you go to take care of that?

43:38

What do you do if you're on the road and

43:40

you need a good razor or you're at

43:42

home? Or you're at home? You could be at

43:44

home. Your hair grows at home too, Brian. Are

43:48

you going for the Guinness

43:50

Book of World Records for

43:52

the longest transition segue into

43:54

a particular subject? That's right.

43:56

The point on top of

43:58

my head is- pointing towards

44:00

our new friends Harry's. That

44:04

even sounds verbally unwieldy. Our new

44:06

friends Harry's. Our new friends Harry's.

44:10

How acquainted have you gotten with our new

44:12

friends Harry's? Well ladies and gentlemen

44:14

there are certain things we can't talk about here on

44:17

the air. I think you pluralized

44:19

something that you should have been

44:21

in there as a possessive preposition

44:23

in there. Are

44:25

our new friends at Harry's clearer?

44:30

Or are our new friends Harry's

44:32

as a collective group reference

44:35

when you're talking about

44:37

our new friends? The

44:40

Harry's. The

44:42

Harry's of the world unite. Look

44:45

at here. Here's the goddamn deal. A

44:48

lot of times because we have a

44:50

male audience out there and many of

44:53

our female listeners also grow hair in

44:55

various places. We've

44:58

taught you how you can smooth out the

45:00

nether regions and make things more pleasant for

45:02

your significant other. Now

45:05

we're going to talk about your people's faces

45:08

out there. The faces. The

45:10

things that you apparently don't look at in the mirror

45:12

sometimes. Because have you noticed that there are a lot

45:15

of people you will

45:17

see walking down the street these days, Brian?

45:20

They got their mush all fucking hairy

45:22

and stubbled and unkempt.

45:25

It looks like their face was put together like

45:27

a ransom note. And that's

45:30

what you're presenting to the whole world. Not just

45:33

people that are rooting and scooting with you and

45:35

doing the tooting on your fluting, but

45:38

the people that are just idly walking down the

45:40

street past you, minding their own business and they

45:42

got to look at that fucking face. So

45:45

you don't need to look like a caveman or like

45:47

somebody that's been in some kind of medically

45:49

induced coma for years. You got

45:52

to keep your face reasonably coherent,

45:55

consistent and groomed appropriately.

45:57

Wouldn't you say, Brian, that that is a...

46:00

a reasonable thing to ask to be

46:02

able to go out in public that you

46:04

not frighten the passers-by. That's right. A coherent

46:06

face is a good idea. Yes,

46:08

don't scare people. So folks, now we're

46:11

not talking about down

46:13

south at the plantation, we're talking about

46:15

up north on your chinny chin chin,

46:18

our friends at Harry's Shaving

46:20

have got a remarkable deal for you

46:22

where it'll cost you almost nothing to be

46:25

presentable and not be asked to not look

46:27

at other people's children. And

46:30

look at this, it comes in a bag. Can

46:33

you hear this bag? It

46:35

is a heavy duty polyethylene bag

46:38

with everything you need for

46:41

a smooth shave and it's got a cute

46:43

little caricature on it of a guy shaving

46:45

with shaving cream on and he's holding Harry's

46:47

razor which Harry's razor unlike

46:50

Occam's will actually do you some good

46:53

because this bad boy I'm holding my

46:55

hand it's got an orange

46:57

handle so this thing is like it's like

46:59

you can find it like you can find

47:01

a hunter in the woods during deer season

47:04

so nobody gets shot the

47:06

orange handle if you drop

47:08

it in the bathtub in the sun you'll be able

47:10

to pick it out and it's

47:12

got a nice it's a pivoting head

47:14

it goes to and fro to and fro

47:17

you can actually if

47:19

you use your index finger while you're

47:21

holding this ergonomically designed handle in your

47:23

hand you can kind of make

47:25

it look like it's winking at you it's to and fro

47:27

to and fro and

47:29

it has well there's

47:32

a cover on this because it comes with

47:34

a travel cover so you can't cut yourself

47:36

inadvertently or accidentally and

47:38

it I'm trying to count now believe this is

47:41

five blades is it four or five it's got

47:43

the cover on it and I can't so I

47:45

believe it's five can't figure out how to get

47:47

the cover oh my god I've cut myself no

47:49

you have not will you stop that you have

47:51

not got yourself to say please it I'm squeezing

47:53

it now just see if it's bad oh it's

47:55

spurting oh it's spurting

47:58

it's on my on my Is there

48:00

an artery in your finger? No, actually I

48:02

took the cover off easily. And

48:05

there's one, two, three. See

48:07

the blades are so small. I need

48:10

glasses. There's five blades and a lubricating

48:13

strip. But

48:16

once again, this is not for the nether

48:19

region. So don't try to lubricate anything down

48:21

there with the strip, but this is for

48:23

your face and it will make you slicker

48:25

and come on a gold tooth. I opened this thing

48:27

up and I was like, well, I've got to see

48:29

this in action. And it did not disappoint. So

48:32

I can't get the fucking lid back on it

48:34

now though. We're going to work on

48:37

that. It also comes with Harry's

48:39

foaming shave gel, which

48:42

lathers richly to soothe and

48:44

cushion. And it's

48:46

got Alo in it. Alo Leilani,

48:49

who used to wrestle in the South Seas.

48:52

Alo? You

48:56

rub a small amount of this in

48:58

circular motions until you're foamy. And

49:01

then the razor just takes it right

49:03

off. You got the box. Add a

49:05

card that says hello from Harry's. But

49:08

wait, there's more. We

49:11

offer a wide range of everyday grooming

49:13

essentials from shower to skin care. Every

49:16

product thoughtfully designed and crafted.

49:19

And you can sign up for the shave plan and

49:22

they keep you stocked

49:24

up with all of the five blade.

49:26

Good Lord, you could probably, you could do

49:28

your lawn with this thing though. It looks

49:30

like a sturdy piece of business. But

49:34

don't shave your crotch with this because

49:36

then you're bringing it back up to

49:39

your face. Ladies and gentlemen, we're talking

49:41

about razors for your face. We're specifically

49:43

talking about razors for your face. Well,

49:45

you know, some of these degenerates out

49:47

there, they take any product that's designed

49:49

for another part of the body and

49:51

they instantly go to the genitalia. You

49:54

just did that. You're the degenerate that just did

49:56

that. I'm trying to talk people out of it.

50:00

But anyway folks, again, it's Harry's and

50:02

where is Harry's? Well Harry's is

50:04

at harrys.com and right now if

50:08

you go to harrys.com JCE

50:12

That's where you save the big money because you can

50:14

get the razor that I just talked about with

50:17

the weighted and ergonomically designed

50:19

handle You get

50:21

the foaming shave gel and the travel

50:24

cover three dollars three

50:26

dollars this five

50:28

blade Implement

50:31

cartridge at the top here This is one

50:33

of those things that they have

50:35

FBI agents standing ready to take you

50:37

down if you walk out of Kroger

50:39

without paying for one of these things

50:42

and bells and whistles go off These

50:44

things are so highly prized and such

50:46

in demand that they chain them

50:48

to the shelves Over

50:51

at the local grocery store, but you're getting this

50:54

not only the razor that it goes on

50:56

but also the cartridge and the shaving

50:58

gel and the travel cover three

51:01

dollars harrys.com/JCE

51:04

and You

51:06

talk about things to make your money's worth German

51:09

engineered blades and We

51:13

know those Germans are some sadistic son

51:15

of a bitches. They make blades sharper

51:17

than a serpent's tooth and you

51:20

can sign up for the delivery

51:22

options the scheduled refills as low

51:24

as a couple of dollars and

51:27

All the other things that they Provide

51:30

here to make your face look

51:32

somewhat palatable to the general public

51:34

go to harrys.com Slash

51:37

JCE. It's a 13 dollar

51:40

normal price on this trial set

51:42

you get for three dollars For

51:45

heaven's sake it's a great deal. This

51:47

is good stuff and

51:49

it's living breathing proof

51:52

Of the old adage that if I had a face

51:54

like that I'd take a donkey and shave its ass

51:56

and teach it to walk backwards. It has nothing to

51:58

do with that. It's perfect But for you, you shave

52:00

all the time. No one gets to see you with a

52:03

beard or a mustache. Well, Jeff,

52:05

that one's referring to 91. Yes.

52:08

Only it was a rib on me, but

52:10

it's because I need to keep myself in,

52:12

in, in perfect, uh, working order

52:14

in case I need to be called upon

52:16

to speak to the general public. But

52:19

you know what? This, this razor is so good.

52:21

Tony Atlas had to give up using this razor

52:24

because when he shaved with it, his face

52:27

was so soft and slick that

52:29

when women would try to walk on it, they'd

52:31

slip off and hurt themselves. He got sued three

52:33

times. Well,

52:36

I don't know about that, but I know about Harry's

52:39

and that whether you're Harry or just

52:41

don't want to be Harry, you can

52:43

go to Harry's one more time. What's

52:46

that promo code? It's Harry's.com. H a

52:48

R R Y S Harry's.com/J C E

52:50

to save these big bucks. And,

52:53

uh, I want to, did Harry invent this?

52:57

Is this the Harry that used to be with Harry

52:59

and David? They did fruit.

53:01

Now he's gone into shaving. We have not yet

53:03

been able to determine if there is an actual

53:05

Harry or if Harry is supposed

53:08

to be because it's a play on the

53:10

word Harry apocryphal. We don't

53:12

know. So we, uh, we

53:15

are determined to find out in this ongoing

53:17

series, the search for Harry's the search for

53:19

Harry right

53:21

here, right here. Well, we got to go off from

53:23

here. We did the promo code. So, uh, yes, we

53:26

did. I think we did. We did. I got to

53:28

get all this stuff back in the box now. Well,

53:30

let's get back in the box. And speaking of

53:33

in the box and interesting box this week for

53:35

Monday night raw, because of the weather affecting

53:38

everyone is smaller crowd than I guess

53:41

they've become accustomed to lately in

53:43

Little Rock, I believe for

53:45

Monday night. Yes. And

53:47

it was Little Rock that the

53:49

WWF at the time crew was

53:52

trapped in when I had my big sellout

53:54

at Christmas chaos in December of 2000 and

53:57

nobody could, they couldn't even charter a plane to get out

53:59

of there. there and

54:01

it wasn't great weather here, but you know,

54:04

we had a lot of tickets. So, so anyway, we

54:06

told that story before, but little rock is

54:09

not a place you want to be in bad

54:11

winter weather, apparently. Um,

54:14

and I, I gotta

54:16

be honest with you. If

54:18

they had to rewrite this one, I think

54:21

I liked it better that way. This

54:24

way. I mean, again,

54:26

you wanted to hear the people that were

54:28

talking to each other and to you talk

54:30

to each other and to you. It wasn't

54:32

like there was, you

54:35

know, it was star Kate 86 in terms of

54:37

the wrestling, but you

54:39

know, the people that, that mattered

54:41

were pretty much there. Were they not? I

54:45

mean, no punk, but that works right now, not having

54:47

them on every show and blowing that out because there's,

54:49

well, yeah, there are certain shows. You don't need them

54:51

on. I don't think he was needed on this episode.

54:53

What was he supposed to be there? Not

54:56

that I recall. Yeah. So I

54:58

mean, it's not like that. Y'all

55:00

gosh, punk couldn't make it. It

55:02

was not, you know, they've got

55:04

so many stars now and

55:07

so many soliloquies to

55:10

soliloquies. And they all get

55:12

to the town early. Oh

55:14

boy. I'll tell you, that

55:17

was one thing Vince was a stickler

55:19

on. If he would sit and

55:21

watch or he wouldn't sit and watch, but he'd

55:23

have the agent sit and watch, that was a

55:25

strong bow for a long time, just at the

55:27

back door. I like to sit and watch. And

55:29

all the guys quit now. Down

55:33

boy, down boy. But

55:35

strong bow would have a list if they, if you were

55:37

supposed to be there at two o'clock and you weren't checked

55:39

off and you got 15 minutes and then they find you

55:41

in that hole. Yeah. I don't know

55:44

now what time that the guys are supposed to

55:46

get the, the production has gotten so much bigger

55:48

and more complex. If we had to get there

55:50

at two o'clock for

55:53

talent and noon for writers

55:55

and production staff back in the day, what do

55:57

they do now? Five, six o'clock in the morning.

56:00

Fergie. Go over this thing. It's like put

56:03

not a broadway play. Any.

56:06

Know. It deserved a some business. Well.

56:09

Into a druid knit and it

56:11

never closes. But.

56:13

They open the show with this is wrong

56:15

for what January fifteenth I believe it was

56:17

on Met my God it's been so long

56:19

now. I've slept since then. But.

56:22

Are they were actually in North Little

56:24

Rock? Because here's. North.

56:27

Little Rock is as cat have taken over

56:29

because that's the part of Little Rock that

56:31

most people want to live in. We.

56:33

Used to go to the regular Little Rock. And.

56:36

And one lot of things write home about. Was.

56:39

One a lot. the furthest. East.

56:42

Town from itself, wrestling. Oh

56:44

No. No. Furthest east

56:47

would have been. Greenwood.

56:49

In Greenville, Mississippi. But.

56:52

It was the furthest. It

56:55

technically we didn't go any really farther north

56:57

out. Oh no, Green wouldn't Greenville on a

56:59

fucking liar and may be a little bit

57:02

farther north, but it might not be. But

57:04

that was as far north as mid South

57:06

when and Tulsa. Up there. But you know

57:08

what? I'm so. Yeah. I.

57:10

Type it. And if you

57:13

went dead any farther north east outside

57:15

of Little Rock, you were and impinging

57:17

on Memphis. But.

57:19

Anyway, nevertheless, I'm.

57:21

Here comes Cody. And. He gets

57:24

the chance in the woes and the

57:26

whole nine yards. and again I. I

57:29

hear this. I don't know whether I'm just crazy

57:31

or whether anybody else can hear it, but. His.

57:34

Cadence, the attitude, It's

57:37

dusty without the job and

57:39

bigger words. But. A

57:42

way that he's talkies. As I can see

57:44

it, I can hear it. And.

57:48

A he practices. it was a short little deal

57:50

after what he all want to talk about which

57:52

I think he could retire at this point. Is

57:55

the baby's face? Maybe.

57:58

In business doubt have been on one side of it. The

58:00

and Broncos on. A But

58:02

it they don't. They don't just come under

58:04

plans to hear that line, Do they. Know.

58:09

But. I guess he. You know, old habits die

58:12

hard. But. Anyway, he prefaced is that

58:14

this whole thing with the you know the

58:16

thing he came back for finish the story.

58:18

The. Royal Rumbles around the corner and

58:20

in. Boom! Drew.

58:23

Mcintyre Music and out he

58:25

comes and. Not.

58:27

Only is he actually interesting Now.

58:30

Instead of what was it two years

58:33

ago he's waving at fog and sword

58:35

curtain a goddamn fake ropes in his

58:37

him. Finish with this was the sound

58:39

effects rights. For. Glove

58:43

would he comes out. Now he's got

58:45

different facials, He's got a more Healy's

58:47

demeanor, but he's not drawn back and.

58:49

Threatened. To slap people are custom out

58:52

buddies. East changing

58:54

his attitude visually. As.

58:58

Well as is, you know the material

59:00

and what he's doing. Any good? Some

59:02

booze, but. He. Still, you

59:04

know he's in the middle layer, but. This.

59:07

Is A is a not just a

59:09

slow gradual change but also as he

59:12

change and. The. Promos: Now

59:14

he wrestles. he's changing his. As.

59:17

Howard Franco you say his demeanor

59:19

also. Instead of a

59:21

like the indie guys they got their okay now I

59:23

can. Cheat and yell at the

59:26

fans and change nothing else. He's. He's

59:29

a changing. A. Lot

59:31

a simple things that people can get and

59:33

pick up on subliminally. And.

59:35

East East talk and better than ever. Is

59:37

a you believe him now with this shit

59:40

Don't? Yes. I.

59:42

Do have been is the best stuff he's done.

59:45

Some. Stuff I've enjoyed the most that he's done

59:47

in Ww Ii. Just the last few

59:49

weeks the problem is at a certain point a

59:51

catches be. One. By one

59:53

he goes. everyone he have a grievance was. Very.

59:56

intensely states it is having said

59:58

that could happen And then the

1:00:00

other person just disrespects him and leaves. Well,

1:00:03

I'm not saying it's not got its

1:00:06

loopholes, but when

1:00:08

he was doing the promo, he

1:00:10

brought up that he and Cody, we

1:00:13

grew up in WWE together. They were

1:00:15

once the WWE Tag Team Champions, the

1:00:17

dashing ones. And

1:00:20

he said, yeah, Google it. And mercifully,

1:00:22

a lot of that stuff's been forgotten, but

1:00:25

when it fits like this, when

1:00:27

he's telling, they're telling the story. They

1:00:29

both left to go make

1:00:31

themselves bigger commodities

1:00:33

and came back because the WWE

1:00:35

called them. And

1:00:38

that's the point. So

1:00:41

this is history that's not only on the

1:00:43

WWE website, publicly acknowledged, if you want to

1:00:46

look for it, it's not

1:00:48

just insider website shit.

1:00:50

It means something for this story and

1:00:52

the way these people fit

1:00:55

together. And then he said

1:00:58

the last match that he had before he

1:01:01

came back to the WWE was with

1:01:03

Cody. Now

1:01:05

that may be the last match they want to

1:01:07

talk about, but you might know this.

1:01:09

This, when did

1:01:11

we start doing this fiasco together?

1:01:14

Probably the, before

1:01:16

I did the hall of fame in 2017, right?

1:01:20

Right. We started doing this together. I

1:01:22

started podcasting November, 2015. I

1:01:25

started doing your show, I think February, 2016. So,

1:01:29

but a point being, then

1:01:31

you remember this probably,

1:01:33

you know, put the memory buried

1:01:36

it with the other PTSD things in

1:01:38

your life. But I, when

1:01:40

I did that hall of fame deal, I was

1:01:43

already going to be in Orlando and the people

1:01:45

at what culture pro wrestling, the

1:01:47

big promotion over at England that was spending all that

1:01:49

money had brought me and Jim Ross over to do.

1:01:53

Uh, internet pay-per-view commentary in 2016. My,

1:01:57

My, my friend, the young Kenny

1:01:59

McIntosh and. Dixon of Your. Those

1:02:01

guys were working for them at the time. And.

1:02:05

A they did It is a couple

1:02:08

of good shows with major names of.

1:02:11

That. A Cody was over there

1:02:13

an oblique angle was there are

1:02:15

same kinda blah blah blah. So

1:02:18

they were going to do a house show. In.

1:02:21

Orlando, Wrestlemania Weekend.

1:02:24

And. Asked me if I would do commentary on

1:02:26

the tape. Long. Story short,

1:02:28

I did. It turned out I think they ran the

1:02:31

show because a lot of their. Feet.

1:02:33

Over our say local gas but a lot

1:02:36

of their home grown talent and themselves wanted

1:02:38

to just say they ran a show in

1:02:40

America. Gives is it like this fucking rec

1:02:42

center Gym. Sit out of for

1:02:45

maybe four hundred people in or two hundred there.

1:02:48

And they did have a the names they'd had on

1:02:50

these big shows that they didn't in England it was.

1:02:52

You see, I think it was a. Is

1:02:55

one those reasons why the company is not

1:02:57

currently promoting professional wrestling these days? Bizarre.

1:03:00

The one guy that was on

1:03:02

the show. That. Was worth it because

1:03:04

I saw. This. Local

1:03:06

Uk wrestler and that local Uk

1:03:09

wrestler and some guys from Florida

1:03:11

you know, and and. He

1:03:13

know it was fairly. Sad.

1:03:17

As it all of sudden ding ding

1:03:19

I'm doing announcing and outcomes. Drew Mcintyre

1:03:21

Etti Spoken Six foot. Whatever he's like

1:03:23

and build that he's got, The Amity

1:03:25

can work. And. Them and acts

1:03:27

How God damn it I came member who he.

1:03:30

Worked. With but I think that guy's gone on to

1:03:32

be and. Uk.

1:03:34

Nxt and maybe even in the

1:03:36

regular Nxt. But nevertheless, I

1:03:39

was was where the fuck is this guy

1:03:41

here Word wrestle at ease, work in this

1:03:43

fucking rec center. And. That was

1:03:45

the day he. Made. His

1:03:48

return debut if I'm not mistaken.

1:03:51

He. Went right across plug in. Town

1:03:53

and. Debut.

1:03:55

That night. So.

1:03:58

That would be the last mass anyone with. Cody.

1:04:00

But nevertheless, I'm picking it nits. Anyway,

1:04:05

So. Bad to the interview too late. Cody.

1:04:09

Said the Drew Mcintyre He had told him

1:04:11

all along he was a future champion and

1:04:13

he has been a couple of times and.

1:04:16

You. Know so Drew return the favor he said.

1:04:19

Cody. Keep doing what you're doin and you're

1:04:21

going to be the first member of your family

1:04:23

to hold that. Built.

1:04:25

Over your head or whatever. You.

1:04:28

Will finish your story. But.

1:04:30

Not before I finish my. So.

1:04:33

Here we go that we got

1:04:35

more conflict with this royal rumble.

1:04:38

There is this is like it Agatha Christie novel

1:04:40

At this point. And

1:04:43

Cody said we both declared for the

1:04:45

rumble. And. You could win

1:04:47

or jail so could win. Or

1:04:49

Cm Punk could win. But.

1:04:52

I don't plan on let that happen and

1:04:54

we both one the royal Rumble see can't

1:04:57

count anybody at is great. Andrew.

1:05:00

Gives him the advice be himself, don't proud

1:05:02

of smile all the time and use the

1:05:05

big words And. Be. The

1:05:07

real Cody. And.

1:05:09

Cody far as up and says I'm not an

1:05:11

act. Am. Grateful Bar for

1:05:13

my second chance at. All you do

1:05:16

is complain about years. It

1:05:19

again it's adults can have halfway arguing

1:05:21

with each other about something that. You.

1:05:24

Might believe if you are so

1:05:26

predispose. And

1:05:28

anyway, I'm. Drew.

1:05:31

As go through more gripes again with. Priest.

1:05:34

Because that's more of his making

1:05:36

excuses. Other people caused him things.

1:05:40

But. Baby A Baby. Basically.

1:05:44

Made. The baby out of

1:05:46

ab negative side: Dusty. Maybe

1:05:51

and toadies in said. With

1:05:56

basically. Oh

1:05:58

Drew goes Drew! There's

1:06:00

a media. The story

1:06:02

belongs to Drew Mcintyre.

1:06:05

And Cody says well enough if

1:06:07

it's going to be excuses and

1:06:09

grievances. And and finally he says.

1:06:12

And. By the way, our last

1:06:14

match who won Cody did aim

1:06:16

Boom! And again,

1:06:19

you've got Cody. You've got

1:06:21

Drew. You've got punked. You've

1:06:23

got Orton. You've. Got to.

1:06:26

You've. Got a variety of people.

1:06:29

At. The top of this card now

1:06:32

and they've all. even

1:06:34

though summer firmly baby faces.

1:06:37

They. Been set up to where they've got.

1:06:40

A legitimate reason to want to be territorial

1:06:42

about this thing. Other, they're doing a great

1:06:44

job. Pat Patterson would love this. What you

1:06:46

think I really like this or that is

1:06:48

a good opening. Another great segment where Drew

1:06:50

Mcintyre the punk one was really good. This

1:06:53

one I guess the Seth Rollins one to. Cody

1:06:57

hot I forgot about Franklin. Riga

1:06:59

Franklin in there to Cody is

1:07:01

better when he interacts with someone

1:07:03

and there's some. Tension. Between

1:07:06

them. Then. When he's just giving speeches

1:07:08

on his own, he does that well. My.

1:07:10

By the way, the you know. Sweaty. Guys

1:07:12

want to talk about He knows it's dead now he

1:07:15

can't drop. and he stopped because even now when he

1:07:17

delivers it is like. Saudi. My

1:07:19

part of our i did it ever do I used

1:07:21

to because. It'll. Just be silence. Now

1:07:23

he's gonna. Lose. Pick people up

1:07:26

and tone I don't know what. Was.

1:07:28

Rouge been good. You're.

1:07:30

Waiting for the big yield town

1:07:32

the big deal moment. I'm just.

1:07:35

Being. The big. Heal. The.

1:07:38

Veil Now Drew I'm not true, but

1:07:40

our Damien priests distal after. I'm obviously

1:07:42

on the show and that's the biggest

1:07:44

feel group on this program. Well, but

1:07:46

it's same point how long a priest

1:07:48

be in that group because there's tension

1:07:50

there and one would think that. He.

1:07:53

Wouldn't be the only heal and arrest them would

1:07:55

be the baby face if they if there's a

1:07:57

split so. It.

1:08:01

In the L they've they've somehow managed

1:08:03

to create all this tension among people

1:08:05

were There's a few things with the

1:08:07

Judge Monday I'm not a fan of

1:08:09

interacting with some of the silliness and

1:08:12

whatever. But. You

1:08:15

know sooner or later Priest will be the

1:08:17

one that they will get grumpy with or

1:08:19

something will happen. You can tell they're doing

1:08:21

this for a reason, but until then. You.

1:08:24

Know it's to their own benefit to be

1:08:27

together. And their self

1:08:29

serving. He also.

1:08:31

There's. A lot of things they can do and a lot of.

1:08:34

Moving. Parts and they've managed to make it

1:08:36

all can a half way make sense. And.

1:08:39

Is so many intriguing things in the Rumble?

1:08:42

Now. He did start think of a who's going

1:08:44

to make your grown when they come out. I

1:08:46

don't know. It's this person, not one of these

1:08:48

other people that are all in some kind of

1:08:50

weird conflict as never explore things. But.

1:08:53

There's a lot of inserted now Andrew. Has.

1:08:55

Multiple interactions, people punk promise to

1:08:58

eliminate him last. Last.

1:09:00

Week. Yeah. This.

1:09:02

The best I say supposed to imagine there's

1:09:04

but inevitably way to me. It's.

1:09:06

Just been weeks. And. It was the

1:09:08

former world champ you to be doesn't Brock Lesnar. Yeah.

1:09:12

But. He's interesting right now but

1:09:14

at he's been able to bring that into

1:09:16

because yeah was the tampered with no people.

1:09:20

So. He wants to to do it right this

1:09:22

time. And. You can read our. You

1:09:24

have to agree with that. And

1:09:26

and then right now there's no reason

1:09:29

to rush the he'll turn because if.

1:09:31

You can a know that you can't really trust

1:09:34

him, but you don't really know for sure what

1:09:36

it is. So. Fucked. Just don't let

1:09:38

it get old. But it's not old. Yes, He.

1:09:41

Just got to have been on to something like Classic W W

1:09:43

in stupid I go over some in the midst of this thought,

1:09:45

You know what? Just. Go feud with Seamus

1:09:47

for six months. But

1:09:49

you know what? This. ain't classic

1:09:51

debbie dvd more and i'm not talking about

1:09:54

the classic davita of eve the eighties and

1:09:56

nineties i'm talking about classic debbie to be

1:09:58

the past ten years and You

1:10:00

know, Vince has been

1:10:02

relieved. And

1:10:05

Triple H is obviously trying to make

1:10:07

at least some of this shit, not

1:10:09

all of it, unfortunately, to Zawa,

1:10:12

but most of it or some of it, more

1:10:15

adult and more like wrestling

1:10:18

and the personalities instead of just,

1:10:22

you know, Vince's weird bodily

1:10:24

function fetish gimmicks and things.

1:10:27

My

1:10:29

weird bodily function. Shit,

1:10:32

was that your bodily function noise?

1:10:36

I just relieved myself. I'm

1:10:38

going to sign myself to an MDA. You

1:10:41

know, I guarantee you if

1:10:44

somebody had told him the

1:10:46

idea that that woman had when she drove

1:10:48

cross country to fuck up

1:10:50

her astronaut boyfriend to make time she wore

1:10:53

the adult diaper, so she wouldn't have stopped

1:10:55

and pissed. If somebody had told Vince that

1:10:57

on pay-per-views, I bet he would have had

1:10:59

the announcers wearing them.

1:11:01

What is this story? You didn't hear

1:11:03

that? About the astronaut? Several

1:11:06

years ago, there was a goddamn, no,

1:11:10

I'm not swerving you. There

1:11:13

was an astronaut and there were two

1:11:15

of them. The woman was an astronaut

1:11:17

in training and they

1:11:19

had been in the space program and they

1:11:21

had an affair and I

1:11:24

can't remember the detail, it didn't end

1:11:26

well or whatever. And she went to

1:11:28

kill him and drove from some

1:11:30

ridiculous distance like Colorado or

1:11:32

Texas, nonstop to Florida, so

1:11:35

that she could try to establish an alibi and

1:11:37

get there and kill him and come back or

1:11:40

whatever. And she wore, eventually

1:11:42

confessed that she wore adult diapers,

1:11:44

so she didn't have to stop

1:11:47

to piss on the drive on the

1:11:50

way over there to kill the fellow astronaut. And

1:11:55

that's been the news. Yeah, again, another news

1:11:57

story that we missed here. I

1:12:01

don't know how you live without stayed

1:12:03

informed on the major news story hands

1:12:05

and pockets and astronauts and Handed

1:12:09

my pocket and the other one

1:12:11

is on the remote control What

1:12:15

was that so what was the voice?

1:12:17

I mean that's a lannis morassetti.

1:12:19

There was nothing Is

1:12:23

that her song I guess

1:12:25

maybe a song it's mine now I've taken

1:12:27

it over you sure have So

1:12:30

back to raw are we getting back

1:12:33

to raw so Damien priest confronts our

1:12:35

truth because he's been selling Judgment Day

1:12:38

t-shirts in the parking lot And

1:12:41

he's pissed about that until our truth

1:12:44

hands him a huge ridiculous wad of

1:12:46

stack of a hundred dollar bills like

1:12:48

you know had to Have

1:12:50

a sold-out super dome to make that much money

1:12:53

to parking lot if everybody bought one, right? and

1:12:58

So then priests is alright,

1:13:00

then just keep it quiet and don't

1:13:02

tag in tonight when it's miss and

1:13:04

you against me and Finn Because

1:13:08

our truth thinks since he beat

1:13:11

JD funco he's in the Judgment Day,

1:13:13

but the Judgment Day don't want him

1:13:15

around and Blah

1:13:18

blah blah sis boom by you get

1:13:21

Have I explained it to the people enough? This is

1:13:23

what I'm not Yes,

1:13:26

our truth is very funny gentlemen But

1:13:29

if they're supposed to be the top heel group This

1:13:32

is a little fucking silly isn't it a

1:13:35

little and they take it a little too

1:13:37

far later on do they not You

1:13:41

know It's so weird because

1:13:43

they're in the middle of serious stuff and then they always

1:13:45

go back to this Our truth

1:13:47

thing and I don't mind him messing around with JD

1:13:49

Funko and now you got me calling him that Shady

1:13:52

McDonough and Dom

1:13:55

Dom and Nick Mysterio, I guess those are

1:13:57

Dom and Nick those two guys. Yes Yes.

1:14:00

Is Nick okay? I haven't seen him around.

1:14:02

See, some of that I find funny, but...

1:14:04

Yeah. The idea that... Priest

1:14:07

hates him and he's like, here's some merch

1:14:09

money. He's like, oh shit, merch money. I've never

1:14:11

sold a t-shirt. Like, what the fuck? What was

1:14:13

that reaction? By the

1:14:15

way, the IRS is gonna see this video of

1:14:17

all this cash. Yeah. You can hand it out.

1:14:19

That defeats the whole purpose of a cash business.

1:14:23

So I don't know... Well, let's jump ahead

1:14:25

in the chronology of this, because we've

1:14:27

got to go to later on the

1:14:30

tag team match. There's more money being

1:14:32

bandied about. They almost did

1:14:34

the fucking match of me and Jimmy Hart and Bobby

1:14:36

Eaton. We had $200 and crumpled up ones. And

1:14:41

I got knocked out for it and the ring

1:14:43

filled up of 40 fucking people. They were throwing

1:14:45

thousands of dollars in what looked like legitimate

1:14:48

money. Might have been stage money,

1:14:50

but how are the fucking people gonna know? I'm

1:14:54

surprised they didn't have a few dive in there

1:14:56

to get a few stray ones. But the tag

1:14:59

team match that they had

1:15:01

was the Miz and R-Truth against

1:15:03

Damien Priest and Finn Balor. And

1:15:07

before the match

1:15:09

even starts, R-Truth pulls out... Again,

1:15:13

if there are hundreds, which they're

1:15:15

clearly on camera, it's

1:15:17

tens of thousands of dollars. And he's dropping

1:15:19

bills everywhere and he's pulling it out. And

1:15:22

he just hands some of it

1:15:24

to Balor. And then he

1:15:26

gives Dominic a wad of it. And

1:15:29

J.D. said, well, what about me? And he

1:15:31

said, your name ain't on the shirt. And

1:15:34

the Miz, who's supposed to be R-Truth's partner,

1:15:37

is standing there dumbfounded. So

1:15:40

then R-Truth

1:15:42

starts the match to fight the group

1:15:44

that he thinks he's in. And

1:15:47

Finn, who doesn't like him, attacks him. But

1:15:50

when R-Truth fights back, he apologizes.

1:15:52

And he says, wait, I'm

1:15:54

sorry. So then Finn will take over on him again. And

1:15:57

R-Truth will ask Priest, well, what's up with...

1:16:00

Finn, doesn't he know, I'm on your

1:16:02

side. Remember, Priest said to him in

1:16:04

that promo, don't tag in. Well,

1:16:07

he didn't tag in. He started the match. Right.

1:16:09

He never tagged out. So he never tagged in,

1:16:11

but that was the instruction. And,

1:16:13

and that's, that's what I'm saying. They go through

1:16:15

a break with this and they come out. They

1:16:17

beat up our truth for a while. Finally, he

1:16:20

tags Ms. Ms. Makes the comeback and

1:16:23

throws Priest over the announce desk. And

1:16:25

then as he's kicking

1:16:28

a shit out of baller, our

1:16:30

truth tags himself back in.

1:16:33

There's where he tagged in. And

1:16:36

then he hit the, uh, a big kick

1:16:38

on baller and then the, oh shit. And

1:16:41

it starts apologizing. And so

1:16:44

Ms. nails Dominic, our

1:16:47

truth nails JD off the apron. Priest

1:16:49

hits a knee lift on Ms. Our

1:16:52

truth goes to hit priest, but priest

1:16:54

turns around and says, whoa, I

1:16:57

thought we were friends. And

1:17:00

while they're interacting, Finn schoolboys, our

1:17:02

truth from behind, but our truth

1:17:04

kicks out and kicks Finn. And

1:17:07

then priest choke slams our truth and Finn

1:17:09

covers him. One, two, three. Yeah.

1:17:17

That's what this was. It

1:17:20

was, I'm just, this was, I, I

1:17:23

wish they'd elevate the judgment day out of

1:17:25

folder. All like this is what I'm saying.

1:17:28

There are fans who believe this is

1:17:30

WWE's attempt to make our truth. This

1:17:32

year, Sammy Zane with the bloodline with

1:17:35

his attempts to be involved with and

1:17:37

the segments that evolved from his involvement with

1:17:39

the judgment day. Sammy

1:17:42

wasn't an idiot. Sammy

1:17:44

wasn't a comedy goofball. He was in

1:17:46

that mouse trap match, but I don't

1:17:48

think he would have booked

1:17:51

that for himself. Sammy was the,

1:17:54

the little weasily hanger on that

1:17:56

ended up being kind of a.

1:18:00

A nice guy at heart with that hang

1:18:02

dog expression you couldn't help but think was

1:18:04

cute and wanted to pat him on the

1:18:06

head. None

1:18:08

of that, I don't think applies to our

1:18:11

truth here in this scenario. Well,

1:18:15

we shall. It's going to be funny when they, when

1:18:18

it turns out like, wait a minute, someone does the math. How

1:18:20

did he get all this money? And it turns out he

1:18:22

just emptied his savings because he wanted to be in their

1:18:24

group, so he just started handing him cash claiming they were

1:18:26

t-shirt sales, but there were no shirt sales. No

1:18:29

one bought any shirts. No

1:18:31

one bought the shirts, Jerry. Wouldn't

1:18:34

WWE legal shut him down if he

1:18:36

was in the parking lot selling bootleg

1:18:39

shirts? Well, isn't that the whole idea

1:18:41

is that it's preposterous on the face

1:18:43

of it and potentially

1:18:45

some racial overtones because he's

1:18:48

an African-American man hustling something out of the

1:18:50

back of his car in a parking lot.

1:18:54

I mean,

1:18:57

so you don't think he'll be Sami Zayn. He'll

1:18:59

be the breakout. There'll be the big thing where

1:19:01

he gets the title shot at the end and

1:19:04

he's serious. He'll, the only way that he's going

1:19:06

to break out is if he's sentenced first. All

1:19:09

right. Well, there was more to the

1:19:12

sentence that was what did I roll this week. Yes.

1:19:14

Um, well, they had Dominick

1:19:16

and JD Funco, all three of

1:19:18

them against, uh, Tommaso Ciampa and

1:19:21

Johnny same face. And I

1:19:24

love Tommaso, but life is

1:19:26

short. And if

1:19:28

they ever dumped Gargano, I would watch

1:19:30

Tommaso, but they went through two

1:19:32

breaks with this match and still only aired about

1:19:34

seven or eight minutes of it. But

1:19:37

they beat the baby faces

1:19:39

beat JD with the, he's on his knees in

1:19:41

the middle of the ring and they run and

1:19:43

give him a double knee lift from both sides.

1:19:46

That is a shit finish. The guy

1:19:48

has no bump to take. It

1:19:51

shows no tag

1:19:54

team continuity. We're

1:19:56

not talking about the fucking rocket launcher,

1:19:58

the double goozler, the. day device

1:20:00

and fucking whatever the fuck. We're talking

1:20:03

about running and knee lifting

1:20:05

the guy while he's already on his knees

1:20:07

and it... Anyway,

1:20:11

that was followed by a girls tag

1:20:13

team match, Playa. Would

1:20:17

you like to know what followed that? What followed

1:20:19

that? Well, there's still

1:20:21

tension back there with Priest, as I mentioned,

1:20:23

in the Judgment Day because Priest

1:20:26

is telling the Judgment Day that he had

1:20:28

talked to Adam Pearce about Drew McIntyre running

1:20:31

his mouth, blaming

1:20:33

him for all his problems. And

1:20:35

that's when old JD asked, why aren't

1:20:38

we beating up our truth? And Priest

1:20:40

blew him off and pulled out the

1:20:42

shirt money and said they should find him

1:20:44

and get their cut. And that's when they got their

1:20:46

cut later on in their match. But there

1:20:49

is... And Rhea is starting to get short,

1:20:53

temper, snippy if you will, with Priest.

1:20:55

Have you noticed? I

1:20:58

think she's the closest to breaking out of being

1:21:00

a babyface than anyone else in that group right

1:21:02

now. I don't

1:21:04

know because she's already accomplished it.

1:21:08

When she's on her own, she's a

1:21:10

babyface. When she's with the group, they

1:21:13

still love her but they will work with her

1:21:16

instead of hijacking the match. But

1:21:19

you know where we were then, Brian? No.

1:21:23

The nine o'clock hour, the all-important

1:21:25

nine o'clock hour where

1:21:27

you attempt to put a star

1:21:29

on and here comes our

1:21:32

friend Kaiser Wilhelm to

1:21:35

introduce Gunther. And

1:21:38

you can tell again they got confidence in this guy

1:21:40

and they see him at a certain level because they

1:21:43

put a live interview with him in the ring at

1:21:46

the nine o'clock hour and they're starting

1:21:49

to use Kaiser

1:21:51

more and better as a

1:21:53

little more serious threat on

1:21:56

his own in the wrestling ring. They

1:22:00

also make it a big deal when Guthar returns

1:22:02

to the show after what, a couple weeks off?

1:22:04

A few weeks off? Yeah. Yeah,

1:22:06

and Viola have been gone. All these things have

1:22:08

gone on. And

1:22:11

also he's the longest reigning

1:22:13

Intercontinental Champion. He's got the great

1:22:15

heel face, Dick York on steroids. We've

1:22:18

talked about it. He's

1:22:20

got comfortable now where he milks the

1:22:22

booze. And

1:22:25

his story is he's seen everybody argue who's

1:22:27

going to win the Royal Rumble. Well

1:22:30

last year I entered number one and

1:22:32

I was one elimination away from winning

1:22:34

and the crowd started chanting Cody. So

1:22:39

they've got people to point now where they're calling

1:22:41

for the matches they'd like to see. And

1:22:45

he said I lasted longer than anybody else

1:22:47

ever has last year and this year I'm

1:22:49

going to win and I'm going to main

1:22:51

event WrestleMania. That's what everybody wants to do.

1:22:53

There's another big star that we didn't mention

1:22:55

with Seth and fucking

1:22:59

Punk and Orton and blah blah blah blah blah

1:23:01

blah. And we have

1:23:03

even talked about Logan Paul and or

1:23:05

Pat McAfee and or

1:23:08

goddamn Taylor Swift. Who else they're going to

1:23:10

put in a ring this year? Ron Gronkowski.

1:23:14

Ron Gronkowski could show back up. And

1:23:18

then once that he'd said to Guthar and

1:23:20

said that that's his thing,

1:23:22

he's going to main event WrestleMania. Then

1:23:25

they recapped with a video the

1:23:27

event since Guthar's been away where

1:23:29

Kizer hurt Kingston and

1:23:32

hurt, yes hurt

1:23:34

Kingston last week. And

1:23:36

remember I said that fight had a little more room

1:23:39

to it. Kizer's trying to step up. He looks like

1:23:41

a fresh faced young

1:23:43

boy but he has a heart of

1:23:45

cold steel. And

1:23:48

so Guthar loved it and it showed

1:23:50

grit and confidence and courage well done

1:23:52

and he hugged. He

1:23:55

hugged our boy Kizer. And

1:23:58

I'm thinking well this is really going to end suddenly. Italy

1:24:00

New Day music. Ah shit.

1:24:03

And it's Woods, Corley here, Kofi,

1:24:05

so Kofi's out, but

1:24:07

Woods is pissed at Kaiser because he'd gone

1:24:10

too far. And

1:24:12

he challenged him for a match if

1:24:14

your daddy will let you. And

1:24:17

of course the crowd starts, who's your daddy, who's your daddy?

1:24:20

And Kaiser looked at him with that snooty

1:24:23

lee, you dead to challenge me, and he

1:24:25

accepted. But

1:24:27

then the only thing, did you

1:24:29

notice what immediately happened then? I'm

1:24:33

trying to, did they go to commercial first or did

1:24:35

he start beating up Kaiser first and then they went

1:24:37

to commercial and then started the match? Well

1:24:39

they fought and went to commercial, but

1:24:42

it was Gunther's interview. And

1:24:45

Gunther and Kaiser

1:24:47

are standing side by side. And

1:24:50

as soon as Woods comes out and makes the challenge. And

1:24:54

Kaiser except Gunther disappeared, you

1:24:56

didn't seem leave. He was

1:24:58

never referred to again. He

1:25:00

vaporized, vanished. How

1:25:04

would it have hurt this fucking match

1:25:07

if Gunther would

1:25:10

have stayed at ringside and at least gotten

1:25:12

kicked out by the referee or had a

1:25:14

reason to just, if he's so

1:25:16

proud of the guy, wouldn't he want to watch him beat the

1:25:18

other member of the team? You

1:25:21

would think so. There's no logic there. They

1:25:23

just set it up for that to happen. So

1:25:27

anyway, Woods

1:25:29

and Kaiser start fighting and go to the

1:25:32

floor and the referee tells Woods get in

1:25:34

the ring and they go

1:25:36

to the break and Gunther, as I said, was

1:25:38

gone. So they come

1:25:40

back and they have like a five minute

1:25:43

match or whatever and then go through another

1:25:45

break. And finally

1:25:47

they end up in a fight on the floor and it's a

1:25:49

double count out because this isn't supposed to be a, you know,

1:25:52

main event pay-per-view match. It's on free TV

1:25:54

and it's an angle and

1:25:58

Woods throws the stairs at Kaiser. And

1:26:00

Kaiser ducks and bails out over the

1:26:02

rail and the referee holds Woods back.

1:26:06

And that was kind of a, you know, the flat finish.

1:26:08

I would have preferred to see a little bit more rough

1:26:11

brawling like we got last week, but they

1:26:13

just got out of it with a double

1:26:15

countout and let the heel run off. And

1:26:17

then after

1:26:20

they come back from the break, they're

1:26:22

in the back and there's Woods and

1:26:24

Kaiser jumps him again. And

1:26:27

then Jey Uso pulls him off. So

1:26:30

they, they had me up to the,

1:26:34

the finish didn't have to be, as I

1:26:38

said, a main event, goddamn finish with 47

1:26:41

false finishes and whatever.

1:26:44

They were doing an angle, but it was flat

1:26:46

when they got to it. The double countout I

1:26:48

wouldn't, I didn't have a problem with if it

1:26:50

was as violent and chaotic as

1:26:52

it was last week, but instead it was like,

1:26:55

the heel's going to run. And that,

1:26:57

that was what I was disappointed with. Yeah,

1:27:00

I thought it was the perfect opportunity to

1:27:02

give Kaiser a really strong quick win over

1:27:05

someone after the incident last week with Kofi.

1:27:08

Unfortunately, if he does it to both members of the New

1:27:10

Day, unless it's setting up Big E coming back to defeat

1:27:12

him, you're not really setting up anything other than killing

1:27:14

the New Day. I don't know if that's what they

1:27:17

want to do right now. When

1:27:19

you saw the highlight clips of just the, I

1:27:21

guess, post-match stuff with him and Kofi

1:27:24

last week, man, he really did look strong. But...

1:27:29

Eh. Yeah, I don't know about this. Well,

1:27:33

Jim, well, go ahead. Well,

1:27:35

I'm just baby steps, baby steps.

1:27:37

Maybe sooner or later he'll actually

1:27:39

beat somebody. Well, Jim, perhaps

1:27:41

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1:27:44

very logical. Maybe he went in the back

1:27:46

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1:27:53

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1:27:55

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1:27:57

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not heard that one before.

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Maria Ripley for

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an in-ring promo. We got the

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mommy chance going and

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she just, she warns whoever wins the Royal

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me, if you want to, if

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thing, pick me because else wise mommy's

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always on top and

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for refrigerator jacks, you're going to

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the refrigerator, the ice maker is going to be

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dropping the ice. You're going to hear the clink,

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clink, clink, clink. And then the forklift bringing in

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the sides of beef, but

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instead it's Becky music for Becky

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Lynch, the man. And

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she does her entrance with her. Whoa,

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music, whoa. And

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she's a pretty strong talker also, and Rhea,

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of course, is the best at everything in

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the world of women's wrestling. So this

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was worth listening to. And Becky

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told the story, we've both gone

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from afterthoughts to the

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faces of the industry. One of us even

1:38:22

main evented at WrestleMania, the other did

1:38:25

not. One has the

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strength of a bear, the other the heart of a

1:38:29

lion. And

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potentially maybe there's somebody out there with the smell

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of a skunk, we don't know. And

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Becky's story is part of her thinks

1:38:40

that Rhea may be better than her,

1:38:43

so she's got to beat her and

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prove that she's not. And

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she needs to win the Rumble so it

1:38:49

can be Mommy versus the man. When

1:38:53

Rhea fires back up, I want you to win

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too. Because

1:38:58

I want to beat you. I'll see you at

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WrestleMania. They're even making

1:39:02

the women shit interesting. I

1:39:05

know that's a ridiculous

1:39:08

statement for me to make, but

1:39:11

Rhea Ripley, Becky Lynch, the promos, who's going

1:39:13

to win the Rumble, who's going to challenge

1:39:15

for whatever the fuck? I'll go for that.

1:39:17

Will you not go for that? I

1:39:20

know it's an interesting and new matchup, Becky

1:39:23

and her. It would be

1:39:25

very interesting to see how the crowd's going to

1:39:27

react to both of them doing stuff together and

1:39:29

again, more intrigue for the Royal Rumble, even if

1:39:31

it's the women. I bet you that the crowd

1:39:33

would react heavily to the two of them doing

1:39:35

stuff together. I'm talking about it. We're

1:39:37

trying to keep professional here. Yeah we are, Mr. Hefner.

1:39:40

I don't know why you have to always drag everything into the toilet.

1:39:44

I've got a big bathroom. There's plenty of room in

1:39:46

there to move around. Thank

1:39:50

you. Thank you very much. The

1:40:02

end of the Civil War was

1:40:04

near when, quite accidentally, a hero

1:40:07

who seized abruptly seized retreat

1:40:10

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1:40:14

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1:40:18

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1:40:25

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1:40:27

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1:40:29

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1:40:40

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a boom. Alright,

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well we are back here with the uh...

1:40:50

You gave me the intro, so

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I had to do it. We certainly handled the

1:40:55

outro too. Were we done

1:40:57

with Rhea vs. Becky? I'm not

1:40:59

even sure. Yes, we were very

1:41:01

interesting. Very interesting. Was there more?

1:41:04

Yes, we talked about the Miz

1:41:06

and R-Truth situation earlier when we

1:41:08

were to keep the continuity

1:41:10

of that and after

1:41:13

that they had another girls tag

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team match playa and

1:41:17

then it was time for our main event, the

1:41:20

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1:41:22

Khan did more to promote

1:41:24

than any match that

1:41:27

he's actually presented in the past several years.

1:41:30

Gender Mayhall and Seth

1:41:32

Franklin Rollins for the whatever

1:41:35

world title they call this one that

1:41:37

Roman doesn't have. Mahal? No,

1:41:41

the world title. No, not Mayhall, it's Mahal.

1:41:43

You call them Mayhall. It's Mahal. I

1:41:45

thought you said world Mahal instead of world title. That's

1:41:48

actually when Nia Jax was yelling when she heard her hole. She

1:41:50

was actually calling for her friend. Mahal! Oh,

1:41:53

that's what it was. We just missed that. Well,

1:41:55

she's from South Samoa, so she pronounces it like

1:41:57

I do. Anyway,

1:42:01

so, and by the way, gender

1:42:04

May Hall's entrance with Indus Sheer,

1:42:06

the industry, uh, uh,

1:42:10

his stooges, the

1:42:12

only thing worse than rap music is

1:42:14

rap music in Punjabi, I believe that

1:42:16

is the language. That

1:42:19

was some loud, annoying music

1:42:21

that they played for this gentleman. And

1:42:24

they sped it up this week

1:42:27

because the, the, the

1:42:29

first entrance started at 10

1:42:31

38 PM and the bell rang for the match at only 10

1:42:33

46. They got the thing

1:42:35

in the ring in eight minutes. Unbelievable. And

1:42:39

here that we know why that this match

1:42:42

got all the attention. And

1:42:46

not only did gender come out and do a good

1:42:48

job with the rock in that thing. And then he

1:42:50

came out and did a lesser job with

1:42:52

Seth cause they white washed some of

1:42:55

his material, but then

1:42:57

Tony made it a big deal. And of course

1:42:59

over on in his

1:43:02

bodega over on the other side of the

1:43:04

town square, he decided to have hook challenge

1:43:08

Samoa Joe for the

1:43:10

their version of the world title. More on that later,

1:43:14

but the only

1:43:16

thing I was thinking, cause I don't remember us

1:43:18

paying a lot of attention to gender and he

1:43:20

hadn't been around in a while on a regular

1:43:23

basis and are used in a

1:43:25

prominent position, whatever. But

1:43:27

I thought with all this attention and the

1:43:29

way they're obviously giving him another chance at

1:43:31

this, if he can

1:43:33

just work, well, this'll

1:43:35

be just swell. Right.

1:43:41

It didn't stink. But

1:43:45

as mama Cornette used to say, it wasn't

1:43:47

nothing to write home from summer camp about

1:43:50

he kind of does the, the

1:43:53

basic kind of shit that you could do and get

1:43:55

by with it. Doesn't he? He's

1:43:59

no. especially flashy

1:44:01

in the ring and he doesn't do any of

1:44:04

the basics in such a way that stands

1:44:07

out. Yeah, he got the size, he's got

1:44:09

the look, he looks like a mean old

1:44:12

fella. He's got the promo. And he's got

1:44:14

the promo. But

1:44:16

if this was what Seth can get, I'm

1:44:19

not sure that maybe they didn't make the

1:44:21

right decision a while back. But we will

1:44:23

see. Nevertheless, they

1:44:26

opened and this is this long-awaited Made of It

1:44:28

world title match. They open up hot with a

1:44:30

flurry, they go to the floor. Seth

1:44:33

yells at the heel stooges, priest starts coming

1:44:35

down with the briefcase and they go to

1:44:37

break in two minutes. And

1:44:41

they came back, they had eight minutes left on

1:44:43

the air. So obviously they didn't

1:44:46

think that they needed to leave him out there

1:44:49

all night. And

1:44:51

Jinder was working an abdominal stretch.

1:44:54

And that's, you know, they

1:44:56

had a stagey forearm exchange.

1:44:58

Seth hit a big crossbody off

1:45:01

the top, big centaur

1:45:03

and moonsault, sold

1:45:05

his legs so when he hit the pedigree his

1:45:07

bad knee went out. The

1:45:10