Season 2 drops the nuclear option early. Madame Foster manipulates Bloo into a night of debauchery, in which Bloo gives Mac drugs and the gang drag-races across town. When the hangover passes, she takes everyone bowling. Then Lauren Faust escap

Fosterian Bargain 04: The Spectre Haunting Foster's (It's Dogs)

Aug 29th, 2020 1h 32m

Thinking about it, this show still hasn't had a moral. Eduardo performs his twelve labors of owning a dog, but finds his hardest labor is speaking the Spanish language. Bloo goes from bullying small animals to kidnapping his friends, but faces

Pain is Humor Leaving the Body

Aug 8th, 2020 1h 14m

Is torturing your characters for three episodes funny? This show dares to say yes, but the jury is out for everyone else. Bloo gains a stalker-killer as the rest of the house is too busy watching Hetero Hypnotoad, but he's too busy bullying his

Herriman's Home for Incarcerated Friends

Aug 1st, 2020 1h 39m

It is only the second episode, and the truly concerning stuff is out in full force! Herriman imposes dictatorial laws to torment Bloo, but gets his deserts when he suffers the worst fate of all: becoming an internet meme. Yet his macrame mandat

Getting Malled

Jul 25th, 2020 1h 12m

You thought they were dead, but imagine that, they're back! Connor and Agent Five break ground with Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and boy do we start on a low note! The denizens of the home try to get out as early as they can, terrorizin

One Pump Chumps: My Gym Partner Is A Monkey

Jul 24th, 2020 1h 9m

Our hosts step their toes into a series so malignant, they dare not give it more than one episode's thought. Dredging up some choice episodes from the world's most prolific buttocks-themed cartoon, they witness humanity's final whimper as a cle

They Won, We Lost

Dec 8th, 2019 1h 41m

For Jimmy's grand finale, the showrunners make it explicit that he and Timmy are unambiguously evil and the shows' antagonists. Bored of tormenting their regular enemies, they create a supervillain capable of feeling physical and emotional pain

Beaver Boy Returns: The Squeakquel

Dec 1st, 2019 1h 26m

The results are in: Timmy's actually worse. Timmy causes an interdimensional incident because he is so repulsive that an entire dimension finds him unlovable. The boys both try to woo Cindy for their occult ritual dance, which she happily takes

Personally, I Prefer DOTA

Nov 24th, 2019 1h 31m

Jimmy tosses us millions of years into the past, and we feel every second of it. Yolkus and friends, having nothing better to do, recreate the Junkman episode with even worse pacing than before. Sheen teaches some bad caricatures the true meani

Jimmy's Endgame

Nov 17th, 2019 2h 6m

Were it not for Sheen's counsel, I would have glassed your entire planet. The universe begins unraveling as the final stages of Jimmy's plan come to fruition. He discovers an infinite energy source on Mars, and will go to any ends to seize it f

The Deadwood Redemption

Oct 5th, 2019 1h 49m

We hate Carl. Jimmy assumes the role of Retroville's judge, jury and treasurer, and must wander the Test Field for his crimes. While he's away, Carl decides to fill the vacuum with his own brand of atrocity. In the background, Lovecraftian thin

Better Jimmy is a Hero

Aug 11th, 2019 1h 25m

The central themes of this episode are planet-wide mind control, and Jimmy's insufferable crush on Betty Quinlan, and the latter is more horrific. Granny Badness attempts a coup on Retroville, only for Jimmy to assert his credentials to prove w

Turning Japanese -- Alvin and the Chipmunks Cover

Jul 31st, 2019 1h 3m

The search is over: we have found a good episode of Jimmy Neutron. Libby gets kidnapped by an shonen protagonist looking to master the ancient art of contorting oneself ghoulishly, and only Sheen and his incompetent dancing can save the day. La

My Big @$$ Keeps Shredding

Jul 16th, 2019 1h 44m

The fact that this is not our first trigger warning for depictions of rape in Jimmy Neutron is the most upsetting parts. Carl gets a facehugger on the wrong end of his body, and the evil pro-choice Jimmy tries to stop him from dying. Meanwhile,

Urine For A World Of Hurt

Jun 9th, 2019 1h 15m

Pull up your diapies, you nasty freaks, this one's a doozy. Cindy's inability to act like a person gets her and Jimmy lost at see, and only heterosexuality can save them. Rather than growing as a person, Jimmy decides to make his grossest inven

JNISH Episode 23: Fever Dreaming

Jun 2nd, 2019 1h 46m

Connor and Agent Five are both seriously ill with bronchitis, and start hallucinating episodes that are better than the ones they actually watched. Jimmy is kidnapped and tormented by an old nemesis, but is never the wiser because he thinks thi

Total Party Kill

May 29th, 2019 1h 5m

It's time to do a pastiche of successful, well-regarded film series... but first, it's the Fantastic Four! Jimmy "accidentally" exposes his friends to lethal doses of ionizing radiation, and takes on the U.S. military with his findings! Later,

Rocking Out (Up A Hill) (Forever)

May 10th, 2019 1h 34m

Somewhere in heaven, God is crying into his hands asking "Why? Why wouldn't they take a hint that I didn't want them to watch this?" Jimmy accidentally brings an alien parasite to Earth, and Carl immediately starts an infestation. A vague appro

Whoever Wins, We Lose

Apr 4th, 2019 1h 17m

The worst-case scenario has happened: we've encountered someone worse than Jimmy. A cracked-out rodent named Timmy Turner tries to rob Jimmy blind in his own lab, and causes an interdimensional incident that endangers all of Retroville... so ba

No Survivors

Mar 18th, 2019 1h 42m

Teams watching every episode of Jimmy Neutron lose their sanity 99.99% of the time. Jimmy responds to an alien phishing scam against everyone's warnings, and in doing so, signs up the Earth to be destroyed. He must best Tim Allen's gauntlet of

I'd Hit That, I'm A Dollar Menu Guy

Mar 10th, 2019 1h 33m

We may be on the edge, but we still don't need to, Skeet! Jimmy burns hundreds of thousands of dollars to move at a reasonable speed for moments at a time, and has to sell out to the corporations! But beware, he merely bides his time to unleash

The Hunkman Cometh

Feb 3rd, 2019 1h 18m

We're all doing our best to get off the Retroville planetoid today! Jimmy does his best to get his son-brother murdered by marauding aliens, and then sells out what few values he actually has to score with a theater kid. But who cares about tha

Crossing The Line

Oct 7th, 2018 1h 36m

Legitimate trigger warning for discussions of sexual assault in this episode, because yeah, the show really goes there. Connor and Agent Five are pushed to the limits of their patience as Jimmy murders without consequence, practices slavery mor

The Good, the Bad, and the Carl

Sep 29th, 2018 1h 28m

It's an absolute roller coaster of quality this week! Sheen's learning disorder is horrifically misdiagnosed, causing him to become the Emperor of Man, but he gets over it and has a cute couple moments with Libby. Jimmy's crimes are business as

Six Billion is a Statistic

Jul 9th, 2018 1h 39m

All you need to know about these episodes is that the one where billions die is the good one. Jimmy accidentally causes a global extinction event while attempting to proofread his poetry, and then assassinates Santa Claus for fun. Connor nearly