Abby needs to accept the fact she lost 7grand. Waffle House throw down. The tale of a bear named Big Bastard. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Amusement ride woes. Sexy jobs that make you broke. Driving backwards at a super fast speed with a trailer is the most terrifying thought ever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We have a Taco Bell baby and the story is CRAZY. The baristas have had it! Nuts will not get you out of a speeding ticket. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How hard can it be to turn a knob, bro? Lance and Johnny's massages took a weird turn. What a first date.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Danger pees a lot in pools. Stop washing your cheese. I'm gonna put this steak in my purse for later. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"What's that in my pork rinds?" is a terrible game. The Stephen King version of Footloose sounds awesome. Is this heaven? No, you're still in Ohio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We are still mad about tipping. The giraffe gods will now eat your child. Pizza Pthursday has us trading stocks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's happening to the fire hydrants? A remote tribe in the Amazon got the internet and now they're all lazy and watching porn. Lenny Kravitz is dodging poon tang.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Granny got launched by a bison and now vacation can really begin. The Treaty of Vagine. Try and get the turd in the picture. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Something weird happened with a wedding dj. Come for the buffet, stay for the live child birth. What came first the egg or the portal that released a chicken from another dimension? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Touch o Machete right here in Wisco. I can't believe nobody has been shot on the top of Mt Everest. Rich ppl and their bathroom cams. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The audicity of Cory. Jerry Seinfeld and dominate masculinity. Pizza Pthursday features the AI glue pizza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Couple billionaires are headed back to the ocean floor. Doing dishes is not a work out. Some dude jerked on a check at the dollar store. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
RIP Red Lobster. Christine is something else on the Fake at 8. We've sure come a long way with this porn thing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The difference between a parade and an indecent exposure charge is a permit. Kid Rock wants you to think he's cool. How long can we talk about potatoes? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.