This week, we re-air the most reference episode in the entire podcast. The monster final boss of WWE: Mick Foley's Beard! Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new,

Ep. 46: Ursula Jax

Aug 8th, 2017 40m 25s

They've done it. WWE has acquired proprietary cloning technology and can now make 100 Nia Jax. But something fishy about how they're turning out. Also hitting the mat, a jobber who transforms into a new dog every time the bell rings, a demon th

Ep. 45: Bo-De-Ga

Aug 1st, 2017 45m 56s

The fellas make a monster again this week on Jobber Squad, featuring a creature made out of junk from bodegas. Also hitting the mat is a Civil War general plucked from time, a son with a vendetta and a new father figure not looking to replace a

Ep. 44: The Ref Whisperer

Jul 18th, 2017 39m 24s

This week, the guys revitalize DDP's career as a calm, soothing competitor that knows how to talk a ref into any situation. Also hitting the mat, a new match involving debate and a lack of showers, a landlord hitting the WWE superstars living i

Ep. 43: Ringworm

Jul 11th, 2017 40m 33s

Is it a fungal infection running amok in the locker room or a slimy, slithering jobber? Why not both? Also hitting the mat, a couple of fellas obsessed with baked potatoes, a dog-walker bringing back a catch phrase with attitude and a golf mons

Ep. 42: Dewgong Sally: Jobber Trainer

Jun 27th, 2017 38m 24s

This week, the guys got it in their heads that making a Pokemon Trainer was a great idea. Find out if it turned out well in our Main Event. Also hitting the mat, a tombstone mascot happy to see you buried, a pun obsessed jobber and more! Jobber

Ep. 41: Cool Dad Dougie

Jun 20th, 2017 42m 25s

Recorded on Father's Day, this episode of Jobber Squad is all about making the coolest dad. And what's cooler than a dad that only has their kids on weekends? Also hitting the mat, a warrior with a weaponized hot sauce, a marijuana paraphernali

Loading Ellipses (Re-Broadcast)

Jun 12th, 2017 1h

This week, we share one of our favorite episodes again. What starts as a simple idea becomes a complex series of special effects, in-ring psychology and stupidity. It became the playbook of Jobber Squad! Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling p

Ep. 40: Us

Jun 6th, 2017 41m 6s

This week, the jobber hitting the main event is...the hosts themselves. But it's more than a self-serving fantasy. It's also an EPIC fantasy. Also hitting the mat, Chuck E. Cheese's cousin obsessed with the cheesesteak, a sports mascot with rin

Ep. 39: Farts & Labor

May 23rd, 2017 36m 26s

Tommy Dreamer and Sandman get city jobs, accidentally show up at an arena and start wrestling again, only with intestinal issues? Sounds like a main event on Jobber Squad. Also hitting the match is a white man appropriating Native American cult

Ep. 38: Piss Cup - The WWE Mascot

May 16th, 2017 38m 33s

Every sport has a mascot; why not wrestling? This week, the guys make a mascot for the company wellness policy that no superstar can hide from forever. Also hitting the mat, a couple of fellas who patrol trailer parks, a quote-unquote "Bartende

Ep. 37: Dewey Hardback

May 9th, 2017 39m 37s

There are lots of programs geared towards getting kids excited to read. But no one said an adult can't join the fun. This week, our angry bookworm hit the Main Event. Also hitting the mat, the answer to what happen to Mayor McCheese, a weight l

Ep. 36: Last Meal Larry

May 2nd, 2017 36m 42s

Shawshank Redemption is a great movie. Why not recreate it in the ring? This week, a convict digs a tunnel outta prison and into our Main Event. Also hitting the mat, heavyweight train conductors, a handicapable robo man, and a horn dog milk ma

Ep. 35: Clydesdale

Apr 24th, 2017 38m 49s

WWE gets into the body modification business with this week's jobber: a cruiserweight with the heart of a horse! Also hitting the mat, a creepy candy store clerk, conjoined twins who refuse to wrestle as a singles competitor and a blind, deaf r

Ep. 34: The Meme King

Apr 17th, 2017 33m 34s

Dad's just want to impress their kids, so it's not hard to sympathize with a recently divorced dad's turn as a pro-wrestler who references out of date memes, right? Find out in the Main Event. Also hitting the mat: a Boston boy who's overdoing

Ep. 33: Cool Arnie Reynolds

Apr 13th, 2017 35m 41s

You look like you need a new set of wheels, and this jobber is happy to sell them to ya. We create a new jobber and new stipulation match in our Main Event. Also hitting the mat, a Crossfit beginner, a cooking master unfortunately burdened by a

Ep. 32: Tut Manchu

Apr 4th, 2017 41m 7s

Wrestling has a long history of appropriating cultures with little regard for accuracy, but TWO cultures at once?! This week, Tut Manchu makes it to our Main Event. Also hitting the mat is a man obsessed with angles, a man obsessed with Crush,

Ep. 31: Hannibal Hemp

Mar 27th, 2017 38m 55s

This week, a contradiction. Can you be vegan AND a cannibal? Jobber Squad puts it to the test with Hannibal Hemp. Also hitting the mat is a tag team of golden nostalgia, WWE's version of South Park Kenny, and a holy man with a hell of a chin st

Ep. 30: King of the Jobber Tournament

Mar 20th, 2017 47m 4s

This week, we crown a King of the Jobbers, pitting all of our creations against one another. Will it be Mick Foley's Beard? Time King of the Ring? Another Jobber the fellas don't remember they made? Find out this week. Jobber Squad is a comedy

Ep. 29: El Spico

Mar 13th, 2017 38m 47s

Wrestling was bound to get political, and this week, the Alternative Smacks come right out to the ring. The guys develop a Sean Spicer parody in our Main Event. Also hitting the mat, a jobber that peaks the guys' obsessed with butts, an overwei

Ep. 28: Lazy Eye

Mar 7th, 2017 42m 14s

There have been plenty of wrestlers throughout history with a lazy eye. But there hasn't been a Lazy Eye...until now. This week, the guys take a Beholder with little work ethic to the Main Event. Also hitting the mat is an FCC violation waiting

Ep. 27: Mudskipper Molly

Feb 27th, 2017 38m 42s

Half man, half fish: all jobber! This week, the guys create a wrestler who's just as deadly in water as he is on land. How does that help in wrestling? Find out in our Main Event. Also hitting the mat, a superstar who is definitely not the form

Ep. 26: Boo-Tee

Feb 20th, 2017 40m 30s

This week, the fellas get a little blue, when a jobber with a butt for a face walks himself into the Main Event. Also this week, we meet the Cream of the Mayan Crop, try to make a man out of your internet browser, and come up with a use for all

Ep. 25: Switch-A-Rooney: The Master of the Mystical Defensive Offense

Feb 13th, 2017 35m 10s

A wrestler whose only offense is countering the opponent's offense is pretty good. Having this played by DDP (of DDP Yoga fame) is very good in our Main Event this week. Also hitting the mat, a fella who shakes the earth itself with cheese, a j

Ep. 24: Mecha-Benoit

Feb 6th, 2017 44m 2s

This week, the guys get dark with a child-controlled robot poorly designed to look like Chris Benoit. Also hitting the mat is a wrestler turning himself into a human highlight reel, a supernatural presence stealing underwear, and a Lego movie t