Joe podcasts from Deno's Wonder Wheel Amusement Park, Coney Island. Ned makes the wrong wish at The Wife of Zoltar machine. Later, Joe rides the Wonder Wheel Vortex and ends up in a parallel dimension where John McCain and Sara Palin have just won their second term. Ned interviews Sam Elliott in his recently revived, Still a Star series. Brigadier General Totum Wicks suggests a new anthem for Senator Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Speaker John Boehner and other "generals of the citizenry who must not fail."