Hi Five!Megan and Jasmine here to get dark and delicious and talk about coffin births?! Crazy right?! They also talk about different techniques when it comes to embalming pregnant woman and how illicit drugs can be found in a baby months after

We're Back Bitches!

Feb 8th, 2021 44m 16s

Five!We are finally back! After five long and difficult months we have finally been able to record again. In this episode, Gerry, Megan, and Jasmine just sit and chat about why they had to leave and the new improvements with the J&JD Podcast! T

Episode 032: Women in EMS Part 2

Sep 7th, 2020 52m 35s

Hey five!! Glad you enjoyed part one of our two part series! Here is episode two of Megan sitting down with female Paramedics and EMTs with a combined experience of over 70 years! Absolutely wild! These women have seen it all and are here to ta

Episode 031: Women in EMS Part 1

Aug 31st, 2020 1h 2m

Five!!Thanks for being patient with our uploading schedule! Work has been absolutely crazy but we were able to sneak in a little surprise! Megan sits down with female Paramedics and EMTs with a combined experience of over 70 years! Absolutely w

Episode 030: It Not Good Time

Aug 10th, 2020 50m 40s

Hey five!We made it to 30 episodes!!!It is Megan and Jasmine again and they chat about mUrDER! Jasmine talks about Rodney Alcala, the Dating Game Killer, while Megan discusses the unsolved mystery of Xavier Pierre Marie Dupont de Ligonnès. Sit

Episode 029: I See The Black Pearl & I'm a Smidgen Nervous

Aug 3rd, 2020 50m 49s

Hello Five! 👋🏽 It is ladies night and Megan and Jasmine are talking about some interesting topics! We dive deep into deaths, the strange, and just gross events that happen at Disneyland and on different cruises! Sit back, wear your mask, and

Episode 028: It’s Just Testicles

Jul 27th, 2020 41m 42s

Hello our beautiful five!Ya fav! EMS/911 calls! Megan and Gerry make an announcement and go over calls involving bed bugs, lice, car fires, overdoses, and unexpected births. Thanks for staying loyal to us and tell a friend! Sit back, wear your

Episode 027: Gerry in a Tankini

Jul 23rd, 2020 52m 4s

Thanks for being patient! The audio turned out much better than the original! Enjoy!It’s a murder episode this week! They are pretty gory so full warning ⚠️ now! Gerry talks about the tragic death of a veteran who was tortured and burned. Megan

Episode 026: From Her Boobs to Her Cooch Shack

Jul 13th, 2020 45m 38s

Hey Five! Here is your favorite, EMS/911 calls! Megan and Gerry go on rants about not wearing seatbelts, unexplained medicals, and findings objects in fat folds! They also talk about the dangers of driving lights and sirens and review articles

Episode 025: A Demonic Thruple

Jul 6th, 2020 58m 4s

Five!Jasmine and Megan here ready to give you an odd episode! They talk about cemeteries, hauntings, and randonauting. Jasmine reads stories from friends that have had paranormal experiences while Megan dives into aquamation, cremation, and em

Episode 024: She's Balancing a Microphone On Her Tig ol' Bitties

Jun 29th, 2020 45m 30s

Hey Five! It's all about murder this week! Jasmine dives into the the story of death row granny and how she annihilated those closest to her. Megan talks about Thor Nis Christiansen and his spree of being the Isla Vista serial killer of the lat

Episode 023: Do You Want to Breastfeed?

Jun 22nd, 2020 45m 19s

We are back five! This episode is your favorite. EMS/911 calls! We talk about gnarly car accidents, internal bleeds, and gunshot wounds. Also, Jasmine was charged by a bull but lives to tell the tale. Sit back, wash ya hands, and enjoy the podc

Episode 022: Cannibalism Treats Epilepsy

Jun 8th, 2020 58m 4s

Hey Five!!This is one random episode...per usual. We had a few drinks at a restaurant and figured it would be a great time to record once we got home! Gerald talks about time travel and some very odd photos that have appeared over the past year

Episode 021: TikTok to the Death

Jun 1st, 2020 51m 14s

Hola Cinco!This week Megan and Gerry debate on who the better cook is and how TikTok is ruining everyone's life. Gerry talks about the amazing 'I Survived' of Maggie Maloy who endured assault and an attempt to end her life. Megan dives into the

Episode 020: Slippery When Wet

May 25th, 2020 52m 54s

Five! Hi! EMS/911 calls this week! Megan and Gerry talk about the dangers of having a motorcycle, why you need to lock up your dogs, 18 inch dildo "accidents", and electrocution of the testicles. Remember the paramedics and EMTs will see your s

Episode 019: Eating Placenta

May 18th, 2020 58m 51s

Hey Five!Well, per usual, this episode is all over the place. Megan dives into the neighborhood drama as well as discusses the history of the Ouija board and the demonic spirit that inhabits it. Gerry also gets dark and delicious when discussin

Episode 018: Chuck Dick Dick Humphreys

May 11th, 2020 1h 1m

Hello to our five listeners! This week is an episode on murder! wooo! Megan and Gerry talk about two people that swindled their way straight to death row. There is a murder castle, sex work, gun shot wounds, and torture chambers. Interested? Go

Episode 017: God's Pocket

May 9th, 2020 50m 5s

EMS/911 stories! This week Megan and Gerry talk about cock rings and vaginal pockets. They also discuss how to do CPR on dogs and why it is important to always wear your damn seatbelt! Please learn from the mistakes of others and only call 911

Episode 017: God's Given Pocket

May 4th, 2020 50m 7s

Episode 016: Teaching Ted Bundy TikTok Dances in Hell

Apr 27th, 2020 51m 18s

Five!!! On this week's episode Megan and Gerry discuss stages of decomposition, gases escaping from buttholes, and what a maggot tells us. They also get personally attacked by the Underworld and their supervisor...also the same thing. -Gerry *k

Episode 015 : First Live Show in the Dark

Apr 20th, 2020 1h 13m

Five! Okay, so this episode is pretty dark, just like the others. Megan talks about a murder of an English women who had a really difficult life and Gerry gets riled up about a reported "suicide" along the central coast of California. Lets just

Episode 014: Gumming & Swallowing

Apr 13th, 2020 55m 32s

Hi Five!! More EMS/911 stories for ya! Megan and Gerry talking about cement mixer fails, gunshot wound victims, an opiate pretzel overdose and much more! Wash ya hands and enjoy the podcast!Need More Help?American Counseling Association Disaste

Episode 013: The Chlamydia Flare Up Heard Around the World

Apr 6th, 2020 47m 51s

Five!! This week we decided to do a Q&A! We sit on the floor and answer some of your questions, so why not join? Enjoy!

Episode 012: He’s At a Sex Retreat

Mar 30th, 2020 48m 45s

Five! Cinco! Hellur! Here we are straight outta quarantine! This episode Gerry is out of service so Jasmine and Megan discuss two murders that shook their communities. Megan snorts, if you hear it let us know. Wash ya hands, don’t touch your fa

Episode 011: He Took a Ten Incher

Mar 23rd, 2020 37m 17s

Five, would we ever lie to you? No! So hear us out... we decided to have a few too many drinks at our local dive bar(pre-quarantine) and then figured the next best thing would be to record an EMS/911 episode for you guys. Was this recorded at 4