So many things keeping John up at night...so little time! You know how timezones all converge on the north and south poles? If all timezones converge, what time is it on the north pole? And in a completely unrelated vein, why does cilantro taste like s*** to some people? John's friend Dan suffers from this ailment (allegedly, maybe he was just using this as an excuse not to try John's guacamole). Two questions keeping John up at night, a mid-podcast strip show...Ryan's going to have his hands full this episode!

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